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-[groans]
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-Ridan!
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-[lasers zapping]
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-Hah!
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-[grunting]
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-[groans]
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-My precious niece.
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Always such a pleasure
to see you.
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-Do you never tire
of this nonsense?
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Waging war on the Gods' Realm
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only to fail
time and time again?
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[shouts]
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-The Gods' Realm
is my birthright.
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Denied me
because I was born a male.
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-You certainly cry like a boy.
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-[grunting]
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-[Ridan yells]
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-[crackling]
-Ridan,
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in the name of my mother,
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I banish you to... to...
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[groaning]
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What's happening?
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[groans] What did you
do to Portia?
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-Don't you realize
how vulnerable you leave her
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when you take
her place on Earth?
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-No!
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-And now, no one can stop me
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from tearing
both your worlds in half!
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-[theme music playing]
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-Portia and Zenith
are forever linked.
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As Portia grew
weaker here on Earth,
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it made Zenith vulnerable
in the Gods' Realm.
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Ridan has used Zenith
to weaken the barrier
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separating our worlds.
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He will conquer
the Gods' Realm
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and then your world as well.
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-Even if the fate of our worlds
didn't hang in the balance,
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Cooch chased
a leprechaun in there!
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-Then there's no time to lose.
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Let's go face these
gods and monsters
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and get your cat back!
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-Oh, no, you don't!
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This is League business.
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Portia's one of ours, Devizo.
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-Is she, Rex?
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She lost everything as a result
of rejoining your League,
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and you never even called
to see how she was doing.
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-Oh, no. You're not
getting into my head.
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We'll handle the real threat.
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You can stay in the city
and clean up any wood sprites
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or Rumpelstiltskins
that sneak through.
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-How selfless of you, Rex.
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Your wish is our command.
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-Okay, fine. Can we get
a little momentum going here?
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-[rumbling]
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-[grunts]
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-Behold, League of Freedom,
the Gods' Realm.
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-[Pegasus whinnies]
-[child giggles]
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-It's incredible!
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-Zenith's Mother:
The Gods' Realm is where
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the myths and legends
of your world originated.
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Drink it in.
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-Sorry, I don't drink in
any creature
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not specifically mentioned
in the New King James Bible.
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-I thought you said
this place was in danger.
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Everyone looks chill as hell.
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Whoa! Holy shit!
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-[fireballs whistling]
-[screaming]
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-Ridan grows stronger!
Quickly, this way!
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-[screaming, grunting]
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-[screaming]
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-Man! Did you see
that Pegasus explode?
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-No.
-Check it out!
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-[neighs]
-[flesh squelches]
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-Oh, come on! Jesus!
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-League of Freedom,
this is the Forgemaster.
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He shall outfit you
for the mission ahead.
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-Only the Sword of Jazamuth
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may end Ridan's dark reign.
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Who is your leader?
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-Right here.
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And you don't need a sword
when you can do this.
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Aah!
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-The powers you've relied on
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are rendered useless
in the Gods' Realm.
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You'll need
the Sword of Jazamuth.
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But be warned,
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its powers can
only be unlocked
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by a leader true.
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Is that you, Rex?
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-Oh. Huh?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yes, of course.
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-We shall see, won't we?
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Oh, and you'll also
need to wear this.
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-[skeptically] Okay.
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-This shit with Portia
is all my damn fault.
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I can't believe
I couldn't be there
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when she switched minds--
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I mean, bodies with Zenith.
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Or was it astral projection?
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This shit is confusing!
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-Not really.
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Zenith doesn't belong
in this realm,
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so she needs a mortal
to switch places with her
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so she can come to Earth.
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She searched the world
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and Portia was the only mortal
with the inner strength
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to survive Limbo,
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the dimension
in the Gods' Realm
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where Portia's soul is stored
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while Zenith is here on Earth.
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Her personality
is strong enough
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to fend off
the spectral entities that live there,
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but if Ridan was able
to penetrate those defenses,
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who knows what could happen?
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-Wow. You're not
the complete idiot
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I and everyone I know
takes you for, are you?
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-[rattling]
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-Got-Gotta fix that cupboard.
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R-Rattles every time
a bus goes by.
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-[growling]
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-My scanners are going haywire.
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These objects appear to exist
outside the laws of physics.
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-[hisses]
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-Oh! Crap on a cracker!
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-Am I finally a real boy?
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-Oh, I'd say you're a man.
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Look at that fire hose.
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Can I get some
of that dick potion?
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-It's not dick potion!
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It's Pinocchio powder!
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And it's a hundred
God dollars a gram!
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-Oh!
-What?
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-[all exclaiming]
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-There is literally nowhere
from head to toe
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I can comfortably
rest my eyes.
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-You are ready for your quest.
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-[whimpering]
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-[Cooch snarling]
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-That kitty's got
the devil in her!
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-I am too hungover
to run this fast.
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We've got to get out.
-[Cooch snarls]
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-[panting]
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-[screeches]
-[whimpers]
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-[gasps]
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Oh, I found it.
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The place
these little bastards
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stash their gold.
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-[heavy footsteps]
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-[hisses]
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-A cat has infiltrated
the motherland,
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but now you must face--
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-King Leprechaun!
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-Oh my God!
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-Robobot, I am begging you
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to slap on a fig leaf
or something.
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-So, this is eating?
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-Those provisions were supposed
to last us our entire journey.
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Your newfound humanity
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could end up
starving us to death.
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-Everybody shut up!
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And don't touch anything!
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No ifs, ands or buts!
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-[laughing]
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-Robobot:
Butts are hilarious.
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-It looks like the butt's
calling the kettle butt.
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-It's not funny!
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-I can't take you
seriously when you're--
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-[squishes]
-Ugh!
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-Oh, God!
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Oh no, I killed it!
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I killed it!
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-Lex! Lex! Look!
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-[excited chattering]
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-I found him like this.
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It ran at me
out of nowhere.
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-The nutfluffer you trampled
was a cruel dictator.
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-We shall spit upon
his memory for eternity!
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-[hawks, spits]
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-We don't have
time for this, Lex!
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-Nutfluffer:
Silence!
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None may address
the nutfluffer lord and savior
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in common tone.
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[hawks, spits]
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-Aah! What the hell?
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-"Lord and Savior"?
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-By our sacred code,
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the one who liberates us
becomes our new ruler.
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All hail Supreme Nutfluffer Lex!
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-[nutfluffers chanting]
Lex! Lex! Lex! Lex!
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-[groans]
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They're still in the
nutfluffer arrondissement?
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Kind of taking their
sweet fucking time.
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-[claps hands]
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-Go show the League of Freedom
how "Magnolia" ended.
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Fly! [laughs]
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-You underestimate them
at your peril, Uncle.
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-Wishful thinking, my dear.
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They unwittingly
march on this castle
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to witness your demise.
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Your gemstone won't be able
to protect you then.
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-[zaps]
-Fuck!
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-[whimpers]
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Oh, that one made
my arm go numb.
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[groans]
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-I've never trusted
you scheming 'chauns,
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and I'm not leaving
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till you tell me
what you're up to!
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-You think 'tis your choice
to be here?
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Is fate that brought ya
to our land.
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-What?
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-Cats and leprechauns
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have been mortal enemies
for generations.
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We used to visit your world
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on our magical rainbows,
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gifting gold to mortals
wily enough to find us.
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But the rise
of the domesticated cat
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nearly wiped out my people.
-[screaming]
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-We are natural enemies,
you and I.
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Now let's see them
bare knuckles,
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and let's finish this
once and for all.
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-[chinks]
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-Deliver!
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-Sit down
and shut up, Ray-Ann!
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You're going to rehab
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or I'm gonna beat your ass
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in front of all of these
nice people.
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-I'll get help.
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I love you, Portia!
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-[audience cheering]
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-You see that, baby?
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You helped that human junkie
scarecrow keep her child.
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-Her baby never ate meth again.
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You did that.
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-I... remember.
-[crackles]
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-Courtney:
It's working!
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Are you gonna
fix the cupboard?
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-I'm not renting,
so I can do my own repairs.
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-[roaring]
-[screaming]
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-What the fuck is that?
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-When you offered
to send a strike team along,
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I thought you'd, you know,
walk with your own legs
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or, you know, whatever.
This is fine, too.
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-Oh, an unusual pressure
in my midsection.
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00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,647
-It's called
three pounds of berries knocking on your exit door.
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-You have to take a shit, dude.
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-Oh, is that what
you humans are always doing in the bathroom?
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-Unless you're a woman, yeah.
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-Saturn, women take--
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-La, la, la, la!
I'm not listening!
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-[Robobot groans]
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-The fate of two worlds
hangs in the balance,
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but sorry, everyone!
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My robot needs to take a shit!
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-[stammering]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Something's happening.
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00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,624
-All right. No one needs
a play-by-play.
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-[groans]
-[plops]
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-Oh, oh! Oh, wow!
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We have visual confirmation!
260
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:33,024
-Damn! Someone
should slap this thing's ass to see if it cries!
261
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,717
-That was an absolute delight.
262
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,715
This corporeal body offers
nothing but pleasure--
263
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,247
-[crunches]
-Robobot: Fuck!
264
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,821
-[birds squawking]
265
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,289
-The pain, it's--
it's too much.
266
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,558
I should probably
just kill myself, right?
267
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,301
-What's our Purell situation?
268
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,471
-[snarling and hissing]
269
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,648
-Take cover!
270
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,784
-Let's play some
co-op, Ranger!
271
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,696
-Tonight, we dine
on frog legs.
272
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,012
-[screaming]
273
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,789
-Okay, Sword of...
274
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,104
whatever the hell it was,
275
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,710
do your thing!
276
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,095
I-- I guess it's a timing thing.
277
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,575
-Whatever you need
to tell yourself.
278
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:09,705
-Get off of me!
279
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:10,886
I can barely move.
280
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,581
-It is our duty
to protect you.
281
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,669
-[grunts]
282
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:15,938
-[squelching]
-[nutfluffers screaming]
283
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,500
-Hey, it's working.
284
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,627
Good job, guys.
285
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:19,978
-[laughs]
286
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,417
That tickles.
Stop it, stop it!
287
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,383
-Get away from
my flaccid sword
288
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,732
with your dexterous tongue!
289
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,821
Oh!
-[shouting]
290
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,600
-No!
291
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:29,815
The great one!
292
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,953
Don't leave us!
[crying] Oh, no!
293
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,741
-[screeches]
-[grunts]
294
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,743
-Ooh!
-I-- Oh!
295
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,475
-[groaning]
296
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,696
How many times
must you break me nose
297
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,046
before you consider it
broken good and proper?
298
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,056
-[shouts]
-Uncle! Uncle!
299
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,539
-I win, you shamrock-sucking
sons of bitches.
300
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,841
-[leprechauns muttering]
301
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,756
-Not one of ya
thought to jump in?
302
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,191
-Ye told us not to.
303
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,627
-Round the third nose break,
304
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,684
you might have
reassessed the situation.
305
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,759
Y'all know the rules.
306
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,718
She's entitled to all the gold
she can carry.
307
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,418
-Cool!
-Or...
308
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,505
we will grant you one wish!
309
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:09,954
-Leprechaun:
My king, no!
310
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,080
-She's earned it,
has she not?
311
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,993
-I want the wish.
312
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,778
-Whatever your heart
wants most.
313
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,044
-Hmm...
314
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,832
I want you to bring
Brad back to life.
315
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,012
-[groans]
316
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,270
-So glad we could team up.
317
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,842
We lost badly,
318
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,489
but now we know
never to work together again.
319
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,102
-[seductive singing]
-Shh! Listen.
320
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,193
-[singing continues]
321
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,709
-[giggling]
322
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,496
-That looks an awful lot
like forbidden fruit.
323
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,580
-Yeah!
324
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,329
Ripe for the picking.
325
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,759
-Saturn, those are sirens!
326
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,196
-Yeah, they are!
327
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,772
-As in murderous water hags
328
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,329
who want to drown you
in their sweet embrace.
329
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,675
-Join us, beautiful man.
330
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,287
-Great.
Now they want me, too.
331
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,117
-"Beautiful man"?
That's me!
332
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,505
-As a man who owns mirrors,
333
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:56,597
I find that very hard
to believe!
334
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,856
-No, he's right.
335
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,388
-We're not
interested in you.
336
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,911
-You're just not attractive.
337
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,614
-Wow.
338
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,832
Didn't expect that to sting
as much as it does.
339
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,220
-Look, we have a friend
340
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,223
we can call
if you're interested.
341
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,695
-Is she cute?
342
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,175
-[screaming]
-[gremlin growling]
343
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,973
-Hey! Take it easy!
344
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,881
Each one of those represents
three months of my life!
345
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,486
-[gremlin roaring]
346
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,576
-Agony, here!
347
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,024
-[screaming]
348
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,580
-[glass shatters]
349
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,147
-Fuck!
350
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,108
-[Robobot groans]
351
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,853
-Please don't struggle.
352
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,684
Guests of the great Ridan
are expected to behave.
353
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,684
-[groans]
Zenith, no!
354
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,506
-Ridan:
Her fate is sealed.
355
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,774
Soon, I will be
more powerful
356
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,637
than her cursed gemstone,
357
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,389
and I will end her.
358
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,910
I can have the frog men
whip you up some popcorn.
359
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,295
It will be quite a show.
360
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,567
-Ooh! I've never had that.
361
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:48,869
-[croaking excitedly]
362
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,525
-I wasn't being serious!
363
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,089
And they're gone.
364
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,306
-They are the least
of your worries, Ridan.
365
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,966
I brought
the Sword of Jazamuth.
366
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,360
-[laughing]
367
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,186
You think I didn't know
you had the sword?
368
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,365
I counted on it.
369
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,846
-What is happening?
370
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,372
-If not wielded
by a leader true,
371
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:15,506
the Sword of Jazamuth
is vulnerable to my magic.
372
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,378
-[chinks]
373
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,693
-And now the final key
374
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,560
to destroying your world
is mine!
375
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,603
-No.
376
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,427
-[laughing maniacally]
377
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,215
-[whooshing]
378
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,960
-Courtney:
Get it off, get it off, get it off!
379
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:34,611
-You wish for us to bring
your friend back to life?
380
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,876
-Yeah. His name's Brad.
381
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,050
I miss him.
382
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,045
-As you wish.
383
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,917
-[bright music playing]
384
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,797
-Ah.
385
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,185
I'm sorry.
386
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:53,017
It appears that
it's beyond my power.
387
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,326
-[sighs]
388
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,902
[whimpers]
389
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,719
-Anything else, my child?
390
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,157
Just name it.
391
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,513
-I guess then
I want a gold-plated,
392
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:04,163
machine-gun-fitted,
turbo-charged dragster
393
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:07,468
with 40-inch rims
and a dashboard chalupa bar.
394
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,687
-Wasn't that specific?
395
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,172
-Ridan:
Zenith,
396
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,348
defender of the Gods' Realm,
397
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,345
how long I've waited for this.
398
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,402
-[grunts]
-[crackles]
399
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:23,883
-[screams]
400
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,193
-Zenith!
401
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,799
-[crackles, fizzles]
402
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,100
-[groaning]
-Ridan: You don't look well, Zenith.
403
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:33,447
Oh, I forgot that once
you've melded with a mortal,
404
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:37,198
a breaking of that bond
can be quite fatal.
405
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,681
-Dad, we've got
to do something!
406
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,330
-Quiet, Lex!
I'm thinking about-- Aah!
407
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,985
-Don't use that common tone
with our queen!
408
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,340
-Oh, my loyal little psychos.
409
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,640
-The Gods' Realm
is my birthright.
410
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,297
-[groans, grunts]
411
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,041
-That was a big mistake.
412
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,216
-How long is your friend
gonna be?
413
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,221
I have to admit, this song
is getting on my nerves.
414
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,873
-Wait a minute!
What are we doing?
415
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,787
Saturn, we need
to get back to the team.
416
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,922
-So soon?
[laughing]
417
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,355
-And your friend
is an octopus woman.
418
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,012
We're leaving.
Thank you!
419
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,926
-Not so fast.
420
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:15,021
You've got a date
with Milftopus.
421
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,501
-I don't consent to this.
422
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:18,672
-Not verbally,
423
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,327
but downstairs,
you're giving me
424
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,631
a big green light.
425
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,806
-Being intrigued
is not consent!
426
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,124
-Oh, ho! Biting, huh?
427
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,199
Ooh, kinky!
-[sirens moaning]
428
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,677
-Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
429
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,077
Oh, Jesus Christ!
430
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,120
Oh, Ranger,
they're killing us!
431
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,384
Abort!
432
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,986
-[engine revs]
433
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:34,987
-What the hell?
434
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,298
-[gunfire]
-Aah!
435
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,964
-Oh!
-[engine revs]
436
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:40,999
-Yeah!
437
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,354
-Holy shit! Cooch!
438
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,614
-[splashing]
439
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,397
-[Ranger grunting]
-Where are you going?
440
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,231
-Let me go, and when
we're done saving the world,
441
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,360
I'll come back and do
whatever you want.
442
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,233
-Promise?
443
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,494
-My word is my bond.
444
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,627
-[gremlin growls]
445
00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,980
-[screams]
446
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,759
Only one way
to kill a gremlin!
447
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:05,373
Give my regards
to Orville Redenbacher!
448
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,366
-[microwave whooshes]
449
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,588
-[roaring]
450
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,766
-My bad!
451
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,161
-[roars]
-[grunts]
452
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,424
-Not so fast!
453
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,856
[grunting]
-[metal clanging]
454
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,033
-[groans]
455
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,638
-[grunting]
456
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:19,777
-[growls]
457
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:20,951
-Hey, Lex?
458
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,427
Are these supposed to do this?
459
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,776
-[groaning]
460
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,441
[yells]
461
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,662
-[grunting]
462
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,745
-[splats]
463
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,714
-Who threw a chalupa at me?
464
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,582
-[engine revving]
465
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,324
-[tires screech]
466
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,975
-I should've asked
for a goddamn backseat.
467
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,755
-Kill them.
468
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,235
-[frogs croaking menacingly]
469
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,236
-Dad! What do we do?
470
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,469
-Rex:
Cooch, get everyone out of here!
471
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,121
Ridan's too strong!
472
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,115
I'll hold him off.
473
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,556
-Dad, he'll kill you.
474
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,822
-Eh, it doesn't matter.
475
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,394
I got us into this mess.
476
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,001
It's my job to clean it up.
477
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,222
-[whooshes, crackles]
-No!
478
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,441
-Go! Save yourselves!
479
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,091
-No!
480
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,615
-A selfless act from a leader,
true of heart.
481
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,266
-No!
482
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,234
-[rousing music playing]
483
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,883
-[whooshes]
484
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,927
-[screams]
485
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,583
-[pings]
486
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,276
-[buzzing]
487
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,284
-[snarling]
488
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,550
[whimpering]
489
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,420
-[buzzing]
490
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,071
-Portia?
491
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,455
-Okay, okay!
492
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,858
I'm completely blind!
493
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:39,860
Are you happy?
494
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,691
You have blinded a god!
495
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,299
-The Gods' Realm is safe.
496
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,340
-Rex! It's Zenith!
497
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:46,775
She's...
498
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,341
She's dead.
499
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,091
-Zenith was the conduit
between our two worlds.
500
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,614
The strain of holding
501
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,357
Ridan's destruction at bay
was too much.
502
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,009
-[Robobot crying]
-No!
503
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,493
-What? What? What is this?
504
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,064
My eyes are peeing?
505
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,061
Humanity's a horror show.
506
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,152
-[whooshing]
507
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,495
-I've gotta go.
508
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:15,805
-Go where?
509
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,330
-Zenith needs me.
510
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,845
-What?
511
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,198
-I can help her.
512
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,857
Just like you both helped me.
513
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,506
Thank you. Goodbye.
514
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,297
[grunts]
515
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,131
-Portia!
-No!
516
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,258
-Child, if you do this,
there's no coming back.
517
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,698
Are you sure?
518
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,404
-Are you kidding?
519
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:42,921
What do you think
I've been doing all this time
520
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:46,664
except waiting for my chance
to be a hero?
521
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,617
-[crackling]
-[screaming]
522
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,537
-[triumphant laughter]
523
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,982
-[rousing music playing]
524
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,669
-Baby, you're beautiful.
525
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,197
-[gremlin giggles, screams]
526
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,072
-Oh! Oh, that--
that can't be good.
527
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,903
-Ridan,
528
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,161
you know nothing but hate.
529
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:08,294
I will show you
the power of love.
530
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,298
You are forgive--
531
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,650
-[blade slices]
-Saturn: Holy shit!
532
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,649
-Jesus!
-This is best.
533
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,691
It's very hard to get
a conviction in the Gods' Realm.
534
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,035
-[laughs] Your castle's
back already?
535
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,479
Man, you guys
don't fuck around.
536
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,915
-Ranger, where were you?
537
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,091
-Saying goodbye
to a new friend.
538
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,527
-Is that ink?
539
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,493
-Must we analyze
every little thing?
540
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,972
-I'm sorry, my child.
541
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,541
I must take the gift
of humanity back.
542
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,579
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me the antidote.
543
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,965
You're all living
in meat prisons, you know that, right?
544
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,627
-You healed the
thousand-year rift
545
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:41,152
between cats
and 'chauns, Cooch.
546
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,157
I'm sorry I couldn't
grant you your true wish.
547
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,420
-That's okay.
548
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,072
I think I know why.
549
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,896
It's because Brad isn't dead.
550
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,473
-Hmm...
551
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,030
Why, you might have
something there, indeed.
552
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,298
[laughing]
553
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,171
-Goodbye, Supreme One.
We salute you.
554
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,484
-[hawks, spits]
555
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:00,959
-Thank you so much.
556
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,479
Uh, I will miss your
charming customs.
557
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,663
-So, you're both in there?
558
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,140
Zenith and Portia?
559
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,570
-Yes.
560
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,566
And it feels as weird
as it sounds.
561
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,528
-Are you coming with us?
562
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,357
-No, Rex.
This is our home now.
563
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,886
But in your worst hour,
564
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:20,059
if you call for us,
we will come.
565
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,187
-[rousing music playing]
566
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:29,901
-May the Staff of Wandering
show you heroes your path home.
567
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,461
-[whooshing]
568
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,768
-The Gods' Realm thanks you,
569
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,034
one and all.
570
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,596
-[burbling]
571
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,693
[shouts indistinctly]
572
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,614
-You've disrupted the spell!
573
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,349
They can be sent anywhere!
574
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,091
-What the hell?
575
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,793
-[distant siren wails]
576
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,270
-I-I've been here before.
577
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,660
We're not home.
578
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,573
This is the future...
579
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:57,618
where the
League of Freedom died!
580
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,616
-[theme music playing]
581
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,858
-[monkey chatters]
-Man: Stupid monkey.
582
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,214
-[paper tearing]
-[monkey cry]
583
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,303
-[slap]
584
00:22:22,353 --> 00:22:26,903
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