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-Man:
Rex? Oh, Rex?
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-[grunts]
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-I told you what would happen
if you led your precious League against me.
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-[grunting]
-But how could you foresee your defeat at the hooves
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of the ultimate
Nazi super soldier, Swine Kampf?
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-[screeches]
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-If you're counting
on your Nazi steel to hold me,
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you're sadly mistake--
mistake, uh-- you guys really know your steel.
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-Ix-nay
on the ompliments-cay, Rex.
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He's Nazi scum!
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-Scum?
We are the master race,
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or were you talking
about the schweinhund pig man?
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Oh, yeah, he's scum.
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Why would Adolf Hitler
create a telekinetic monster from the DNA
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of Himalayan murder pigs?
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Aren't pigs disgusting,
filthy animals?
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-[growls]
-Yes, they are.
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Even standing next to this one
is, like, gross.
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-Come on.
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-My Omega Bands are empty,
War Bond.
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Can you get out of your chains?
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-My superpower is advertising
war bonds.
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In what world am I getting out
of my chains before you?
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-If I could just get
to my riveting gun.
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-This is no time to play
the damsel in distress, Red Riveter.
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-I'm just saying--
-Enough with the female hysterics!
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-Your pants are on fire.
-[screaming]
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-I asked the question
why send the master race to be slaughtered like pigs,
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when you could send pigs
to be slaughtered like men?
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-[growls]
-Pigs, whose lives mean nothing to the Reich?
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-Are you done yet?
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-Shh!
Human beings with souls talking here!
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Now that Swine Kampf
has proven his strength,
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we will flood the Allies
with biological garbage like him.
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-Rude.
-Before you die, know that you were defeated
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by an enemy that rolls around
in shit, eats its own shit,
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and smells like sh--
Swi-- Aah! Put me down!
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-Oh.
-Right now! Put me down!
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-He's an asshole, right?
It's not just me.
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-Nope.
Not just you.
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-[screaming]
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-[shouting]
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-[growls]
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[screeching]
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-All:
[shouts]
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-Swine Kampf
left a little slop in his trough, League.
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Let's clean up.
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-Can we take five
on the pig jokes, please?
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-Oh, sure, sure, sure.
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-[groans]
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-[grunts]
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-[shouts]
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-[shouts]
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-[slow motion]
What the fuck?
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-[groaning]
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-[grunting]
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-[grunting]
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-[shouting]
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-[grunts, screaming]
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-This is war, desk jockey!
Get in the game!
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-I can't do this!
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-[screeches]
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-Aaah!
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-[soldier grunts]
-Batter up, War Bond!
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-What? Aah!
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-Don't worry, pal,
it gets easier.
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Dear God, you have
an erection!
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-[laughing]
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-[soldiers grunting]
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-[Red Riveter grunts]
-[soldiers grunt]
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-Not gonna hear
the end of that one.
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-[grunting and laughing]
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-Hey, pal.
It's five o'clock. Quittin' time.
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Wait a minute!
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-I don't know how to thank--
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-No worries, Rex, I've got it!
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-[grunt]
-Dude, what the hell?
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-Stop it, Ranger.
He just killed Adolf Hitler.
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-He helped save the world.
I'll admit that.
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But there's no law
that says that makes him a hero.
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-Well, maybe there should be.
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I think I'll go see my friend,
Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
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There's a law that says
a villain becomes a superhero if they save the world?
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That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard!
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-You wrote the damn bill!
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Your name is right on it!
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And seein' as how Dr. Devizo
and the Injustice Club helped save our asses
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from a Subtopian invasion,
they are bonafide heroes.
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Say hello to your new roommates.
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-Well, that's just the shits.
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-[theme music playing]
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-How do you expect me to live
with Dr. Devizo?
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The man is a total psychopath!
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-Sergeant Agony,
I don't feel safe.
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-Rex, that was aggressive
and unacceptable.
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If you don't like it,
you can move out.
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I'm showin' some
very reasonably priced
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studio apartments at three.
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-[phone rings]
-Hello?
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa,
no no no, I said ocean-adjacent.
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-If you'll excuse me,
I'm going to find out where I'm sleeping.
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-Aw, I can't stand
these villains living in my mansion!
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-Oh, is that bothering you?
I think it's the first time you've mentioned it.
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-I have got to get
this stupid law off the books.
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-Are you planning a run
for Congress, or just totally ignorant
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of how
the legislative system works?
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-I want you to look up
Swine Kampf, see what he's been up to
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since the war.
If he's so much as gotten a jaywalking ticket,
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we can make the case
that this law is a danger to the public.
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-Cool, run a smear campaign
against a war hero.
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Real feather in my cap, Rex.
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Thanks for the opportunity.
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-Room assignments?
Is this your doing, Lex?
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-Sergeant Agony
made the list,
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but because I've been
on both teams,
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he thinks I'll be
a good liaison.
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-Uh, is that what they're
calling traitors now?
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-They're givin' our rooms away?
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-No, no no, no.
You're sharing them.
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Except for you, Cooch.
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Agony wants you and Chet
sleeping outside.
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So in a very real way,
your room was given away, yes.
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-Goddammit!
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-Bathtub, colon,
upstairs hallway.
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-We're a little tight on space.
So it's that or sleeping in one of the cells in the basement.
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-No, don't make me go back!
-Chill out, dude, relax.
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-Oh, relax, huh?
Yeah, maybe I'll go upstairs and draw a hot bed.
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-Ughh, sorry dude.
Looks like they separated us.
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I got Buster Nut.
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-Aw, oh, man,
that's-- that's bullshit.
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I-- I got Ranger.
Oh-- Oh, well-- -Ha-ha! Psyche!
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I talked to Agony
and got it all sorted out. We're roomies, dude!
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Don't worry.
I won't check out your massive "D."
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Much. [laughs]
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-Oh. Great.
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-[gasps]
Who gave you permission to tinker with my wall hangings?
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-Jenny McCarthy sure can
eat a banana, can't she?
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-Susan B. Anthony sewed
the American flag,
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and ate her bananas
with a knife and fork, thank you!
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-Yeah, but Jenny McCarthy
isn't afraid to fart!
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-What does that have to do
with anything?
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-I don't know, but it sure
gets talked about a lot.
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-Y-- You know what?
Let's go over some ground rules.
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If there's a sock
on the doorknob,
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it means I'm either
piledrivin' ass or makin' nut butter.
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Either way, keep walkin'.
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Be a pal and throw this
on the knob on your way out?
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-So how come nobody
wanted this room?
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Oh-- Oh!
So this is Brad's old room.
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[laughs]
Dead Brad. Rabdo ain't afraid of no ghosts.
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[laughs]
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-[door squeaking]
-[groaning]
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Okay.
Turns out I am very afraid of ghosts.
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Hey, Lex?
I'm gonna need a nightlight and maybe a little tuck-in.
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-Guess I thought we'd be
at each other's throats a little more.
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-I could chase you around
the yard if you want.
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-Did I say that?
Shut up!
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-Or, you know, we could just
hang out and, you know, talk about our feelings.
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-What?
-Nothing!
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-Hmm.
Swine Kampf was repatriated to the United States
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under the name Jonathan Hogsly.
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Last known place of employment,
a non-management position at a Blockbuster Video.
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Ouch.
Sometimes the American dream dies hard.
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Wait a minute.
The Pig Man of Pasadena?
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Humina, humina,
we got you now.
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-[quietly]
Just gonna sneak by-- -Oh, Groaner! In here!
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-Oh, God!
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-[laughing]
This will be crazy, right?
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The two greatest enemies
sharing one room?
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Oh, I better tell Marjorie
to buy some more lawn chairs,
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because there are
gonna be fireworks!
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-Look, I-- I don't know
if this is a good idea.
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-Are you kidding?
We're sworn enemies.
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How can we ever feel safe
if we're not totally aware
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of each other's bodies
at all times?
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-See, right there.
Don't love how your phrased that.
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-Oh, you can sleep
under the sheets and I'll sleep on top.
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I get nocturnal erections
if I'm too constricted anyway.
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-No! I'm not doing this.
It's weird.
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-Wh-- Why?
-One reason, a big one, and you know what it is.
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-Because we made out
with each other at the Halloween party?
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-Yes. Absolutely!
-That was an accident!
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-Yeah, well, I accidentally
know what your tongue tastes like.
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It's not okay.
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-But... you're my nemesis.
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-Look, we gave it a try,
but you're smothering me.
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Now I'm not going
to insult you by saying, "It's not you, it's me."
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It's you, that's obvious.
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But we need to see
other nemeses.
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-Did I just get villain dumped?
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-What'd you find out?
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-I found Swine Kampf.
He's living in a duplex on the West Coast.
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-Excellent!
-There's more.
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The frequency
of unsolved murders near his home
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greatly increased
with his arrival.
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-Unsolved murders,
I love it!
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Uh, for the purposes
of the public good.
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-Y-- You know what?
Don't bother.
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-I want you
to get over there ASAP.
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You take the Jump Jet
and see what you can find out.
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-I'm on it.
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-I never thought I'd see
the mansion
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turn into a flophouse
for maniacs.
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-Yeah, but at least
we're together, right?
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-Oh, is that you're here?
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-No, I just thought I'd lead
with the sappy stuff.
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Dad I want to introduce you
to your new roommate.
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-Hello, Rex.
Where do I brush my teeth?
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I have a Waterpik,
so I'll need an outlet,
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and I'll thank you
to keep your hands off my Invisalign.
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-No!
Absolutely not!
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-That is an odd way
to greet the man that saved your life.
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-If I know one thing,
it's that you would never save my life.
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-[chuckles]
Tell him, Lex.
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You were there.
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-No!
He's not clear yet!
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-Ah! Make way.
I'm... a doctor.
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-Yes, he did,
he... saved you.
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I was there.
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-Ugh... we may be
sharing a mansion, Devizo,
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but we are not on the same team.
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And I am not sharing a room
with you!
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Eh-ahh!
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-Understood.
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-[groans] Such bullshit.
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-Total bullshit!
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-Mmmmm...
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-What the hell are you doing?
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-W-- W-- What are you doing?
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-Give me back my lipstick!
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-Wh- What?
-That's not my lipstick!
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-Oh, God.
Oh, shit.
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-[yawns]
-[knocking on door]
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-I have to go to the bathroom.
-I'm afraid I was just about to hop in the shower.
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00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,579
-I don't care,
it's my bathroom!
236
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,625
-I suppose
we're at an impasse.
237
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,151
My God, will you hurry up?
238
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,455
-It didn't have to be
this way, Devizo.
239
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,292
-I'm ignoring you.
240
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,980
[gagging noises]
How about a halftime flush? Christ!
241
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,728
-You got it.
-[toilet flushing]
242
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,339
-Ahh!
You son of a bitch!
243
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,639
-You brought this on yourself.
244
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,686
-Two Eggos each.
That's a minimum and a maximum.
245
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,733
You've got five minutes
until we hit the yard.
246
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,738
Let's do it, whoo!
247
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:37,960
-Ugh, I don't think
I got a wink of sleep last night.
248
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:41,052
-Neither did we.
We're you tap dancing all night?
249
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:45,312
-No, no, no.
Buster Nut was violating one of my tap shoes,
250
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,057
which happens to have been
a gift from Bob Hope.
251
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,489
I'm not going to lie.
Boundaries are an issue.
252
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,706
-Hey, buddy.
-Oh, it's you.
253
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,366
I'll go eat my breakfast
over there.
254
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,189
Wouldn't wanna
make you uncomfortable.
255
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:59,107
-Look, I-- I-- I did a lot
of thinking last night, and I--
256
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,243
-Courtney's here!
Party life!
257
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,366
-Courtney?
-Hide your kids.
258
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,718
-Courtney/Black Saturn:
Hide your wife.
259
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:05,858
-Come here,
you old son of a bitch,
260
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,159
and link these rings.
261
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,765
Yeah!
262
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,425
-So, uh, what the hell
are you doing back?
263
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,559
-Portia kicked me
to the curb.
264
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,302
-Say what, now?
-I guess some footage leaked of her beating up a gimp
265
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,353
at Flesh Fest.
She lost her job and look, I gotta be honest,
266
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,000
I pretty much stopped listening
at that point.
267
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,054
-I was gonna say,
I almost fell asleep there.
268
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,919
The point is,
the Ringler is back!
269
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,401
-Portia, single and in need.
270
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:30,181
As a direct result
of my actions, yes, but still, think I'll pay her a visit.
271
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,618
-[blowing whistle]
-Uh-- Stop--
272
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,844
-Nice try, Ranger.
Breakfast is over.
273
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,764
Front lawn in five
for orientation.
274
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,969
Let's move, people.
A lot to go over!
275
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,538
-[people murmuring]
276
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,015
-Look at you!
Taking your new role seriously.
277
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,586
-Why wouldn't I?
I'm Titanium Lex now.
278
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,424
A full-fledged member
of the League.
279
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:49,731
-Lex, I detonated
the anti-magno bomb
280
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,119
while it was still
in Rex's hands.
281
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:56,043
Only you knew that.
Why haven't you told him?
282
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,650
-I... don't know.
283
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,439
-If Blockbuster's records
are correct and, they always are,
284
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,920
this is the place.
-Get the hell off my property.
285
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,311
You've got no right
to be here!
286
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:13,045
-I don't mean to alarm you.
I'm looking for-- -I'm not tellin' you nothin'
287
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,137
without a warrant.
-Okay, shit, I'm just--
288
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,796
-Take it easy, Chester.
How can I help you, son?
289
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:21,191
-I'm looking for a pardoned
Nazi pig-man war criminal.
290
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,755
-Then you came
to the right place.
291
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,192
Step inside.
292
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,588
-I'm here on behalf
of Titanium Rex.
293
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,812
-Rex.
How is that old son of a bitch?
294
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,592
You know, he got me
a full pardon.
295
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,986
-Any reason
he would regret that decision?
296
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,080
-What? No.
why do you ask?
297
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:39,379
-I did some rooting around
and found a trough of information
298
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,117
on the crime rate
in this area.
299
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,948
-Pig puns.
Haven't heard those in a while.
300
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,737
-Do they make you angry?
Enough to kill again?
301
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,703
-What? Kill again?
I've only killed one man in my life, Adolf Hitler.
302
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,013
Of course,
the official record
303
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,009
gave the credit
to American Ranger.
304
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:57,581
-This little piggy had none...
credit for killing Hitler.
305
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,319
Pig in a blanket.
Show me the rage. Let it out.
306
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:03,151
-Oh, I don't have any rage.
I'm a model citizen.
307
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,760
As far as my neighbors know,
308
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,111
I was scarred
in a Bunsen burner explosion.
309
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,201
-I'd like to see the size
of that burner.
310
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:12,810
Porky. Babe.
Pig in the city. Bacon. Pig, pig.
311
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,682
-Oh, ho, ho, ho.
I see what you're trying to do.
312
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,325
There's not a dangerous bone
in my body.
313
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,858
-So you won't mind
if I take a look around.
314
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,953
Go on a little truffle hunt?
315
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,172
Snort, snort?
-No, why would I?
316
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,731
-You tell me.
-No.
317
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,868
-Why not?
-Because there's nothing to tell.
318
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,003
-We'll see about that, won't we?
319
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:36,054
Hmmm... we'll take a peek
over here.
320
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:40,103
-You may all be
asking yourselves why you've been called to the yard.
321
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:43,930
I think, if we're gonna be
living together, we should get to know each other.
322
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,840
A way to prove we're not all,
"sleeping with the enemy."
323
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:53,412
Jokes not appreciated.
Message received.
324
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,938
We'll be playing two truths
and a lie.
325
00:14:56,112 --> 00:15:00,072
Say three things about yourself,
and we have to guess which one isn't true.
326
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,467
-I'll go.
My name's Buster Nut.
327
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,860
Three facts about me,
I like to wine 'em, I like to dine 'em,
328
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,075
and I love to 69 'em.
329
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,865
-Okay, would anyone like
to guess which one's a lie?
330
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,740
-Buster Nut
never pays for dinner.
331
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,612
-Okay, that's not how
the game works.
332
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,353
-My name is Courtney.
My favorite show is "Entourage."
333
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,615
-Oh, yeah!
-The movie was awesome!
334
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:24,529
-Oh, hell, yeah!
-But I just can't get into Johnny Drama.
335
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:29,356
He never made me laugh.
-[laughing] Oh, yeah, all right!
336
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,277
Don't kid a kidder! [laughs]
337
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,932
-My turn!
I'm American Ranger, and I hate this!
338
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,977
I hate this!
And I'm having a great time!
339
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,552
Can anyone guess the lie?
340
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,200
-Okay, off the rails, instantly.
341
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,505
You know what?
Just, everyone name one thing you're good at.
342
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,952
-My name is Cooch,
and I hate leprechauns.
343
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,860
-That's not a skill.
-Maybe that one was the lie.
344
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,426
-We're not doing that anymore.
345
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,432
-How do I know
that's not your lie?
346
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,484
-Okay, Robo-Dino,
what do you got?
347
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:59,130
-Oh, uh, geez.
Uh, well, I'm glad you asked, actually.
348
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,786
Uh, I am a classically
trained pianist.
349
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,751
-Really?
There's a piano in the foyer.
350
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,569
Maybe you can play us a tune.
351
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,917
-Oh!
Oh, no, wait. No-- No, that one was a lie.
352
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,877
-No more lies!
353
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:13,576
-Oh, understood.
I am, uh, I am a, uh, a tap dancer.
354
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,625
Wish I brought my shoes,
I'd give you a little show.
355
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,060
-I've got some
hoof clackers upstairs.
356
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,667
Won't be using them ever again.
357
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,197
-Wait!
Uh, no, I mean, oh no--
358
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,460
I'm a professional
hula hooper!
359
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,943
-Cool!
I've got a-- -Oh, godammit!
360
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,424
I have not talents, all right?
You broke me down on a public stage,
361
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,675
are you happy, Lex?
-Screw this.
362
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:33,378
Step to it, everyone.
You just bought yourself a human pyramid!
363
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,037
-[others groaning]
364
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,428
-What do we have here?
365
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:43,648
Little pig, little pig,
let me-- oh, that's a corpse, better stop being cute.
366
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:44,998
-Swine Kampf:
How's it going out there?
367
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,348
-Everything's swine.
I-- I mean fine.
368
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:51,228
-And what are you doing?
-Ahh! Oh, you know, just looking around.
369
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:52,791
Didn't see a thing.
370
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,318
-I made us some tea.
-Oh, how kind of you.
371
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,842
I'll take mine
with a-- yah! Yah! -[screams]
372
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,458
-It's over, Swine Kampf.
I saw the bodies.
373
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,329
-I didn't do anything.
-Tell that to the judge
374
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,020
on your way
to the slaughterhouse.
375
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:08,288
-Every day trying to earn
your trust.
376
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,682
Every day trying to fit in.
377
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:14,115
But you will never accept me,
will you, for who I am?
378
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,914
I'm not going
to the slaughterhouse!
379
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,650
-Aah!
-[screeching]
380
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,345
-Move, Groaner.
Are we feeling like a team yet?
381
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:28,704
-Others:
Yes!
382
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,143
-This isn't really
my skill set.
383
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,361
What the hell, watch out!
-All: Whoa!
384
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,490
-[alarm blaring]
-Trouble.
385
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:40,284
Swine Kampf?
Ha ha, I knew it!
386
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,670
-Rex, I've prepared
a few words before we go into battle.
387
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,594
Once more into the breach,
that kind of thing.
388
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,719
May I?
-No, you may not!
389
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,681
I am the leader of the League,
whether you like it or not!
390
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,461
Let's go, League!
391
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,975
Try to keep up.
392
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,472
[chuckles]
So what's the plan, boss?
393
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,822
-What?
-You know, do we wait until their backs are turned,
394
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,302
and then take 'em out?
395
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,002
-Oh, still doing whip-its,
are we, Johnny?
396
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,430
There are cameras everywhere,
you idiot!
397
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,347
-That is why Rabdo
doesn't make the plans. You do.
398
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,613
-I've done nothing
but come up with plans for the last two years!
399
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:16,697
Can I have a goddamn weekend
to recharge the batteries?
400
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,748
All right.
Come on, move.
401
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,193
Let's go beat up
the pig man.
402
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,930
-This pig won't let you
put him in a pen!
403
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,495
-Pigpen, that's a good one.
404
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,061
-Oh, shit.
405
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,278
-I'd tell you to make my day,
Swine Kampf,
406
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,198
but you already did.
407
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:37,293
You just proved the law
that made you a hero was a mistake.
408
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,344
They'll have no choice
but to scrub it from the books.
409
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,470
-That is a childish concept
of the legislative process, Rex.
410
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:47,824
-We're working on it.
-[screeching]
411
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,386
-We used to shoot pigs
in basic training for target practice.
412
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,834
This won't be hard.
Aaah, it's hard! It's very hard!
413
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,222
-[all screaming]
414
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:59,436
-Power levels
are off the charts. Something really got him angry,
415
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,486
and that thing will most likely
remain a mystery.
416
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,362
I was very respectful
when I talked to him, by the way.
417
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:07,624
-Oh, no! Rex!
-Cooch!
418
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:08,578
-I'll save you!
-Watch out!
419
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:09,536
[both shout]
420
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,503
-Chet:
Son of a bitch!
421
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,152
-What do you give
the super pig who has everything?
422
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:16,496
-A ring?
-Hey, guys! What we doing? Aah!
423
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,897
[shouting]
424
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,419
-Oww!
-What is your problem, dude?
425
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,994
-[screeching]
426
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,991
-I bet you haven't
seen a pig that angry
427
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,343
since you served Gloria
with divorce papers.
428
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,253
-You son of a bitch!
-[choking noises]
429
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,948
-Move over, bacon.
Now there's something-- [shouts]
430
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,815
-Sorry.
My fault. Sorry.
431
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,697
-This is a disaster.
432
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:38,739
-Just say the word, Rex,
and I'll-- -[whistle blowing]
433
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,476
-We are a team!
Act like it!
434
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,788
Ranger! Buster Nut!
Work together!
435
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,485
-Wait, what are you--
[screaming]
436
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,403
-[grunts]
437
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,447
-[groaning] Not bad.
438
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,673
-Use your heads!
439
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,322
-This is it!
440
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,976
-Cooch, honey,
you're a cat. Just jump.
441
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,981
-Oh, yeah! Thanks!
442
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,853
Teamwork!
443
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,854
-Pair up and take
this pig down!
444
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,676
-Okay, Saturn,
let's show him what we-- -To me, my Ringler!
445
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,505
Ee-hah!
-Oh, that's just-- that's great.
446
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:11,084
-[grunting]
447
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,783
-[screams]
448
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,000
-[screeching]
449
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,389
-[groans]
450
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,042
-[Titanium Rex grunts]
-I got you!
451
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,036
-Goddamnit, fine, let's do this.
452
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:19,958
-[Blue Menace grunts]
453
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,607
-[all grunting]
454
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,013
-[groaning]
455
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,973
-[grunting]
456
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,232
-Now, Rex!
457
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,064
-[shouts]
458
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,975
-This little piggie
went wee, wee, wee, all the way--
459
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,370
oh, into someone else's home.
460
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,984
Oops.
-O-M-God.
461
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,105
-Oh, wow.
462
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,858
-Hey, it looks like
someone led us to the wrong guy.
463
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,900
And that person
will most likely remain a mystery.
464
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,726
-War Bond!
Is-- Is that you?
465
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:57,044
-That's right!
And it's all your fault!
466
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,782
You forced me into the theater
of war.
467
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,614
I tasted blood, and I liked it!
468
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:05,183
-Oh he's going full Scooby Do,
that makes it easy.
469
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:09,831
-I moved next to Swine Kampf,
knowing he'd be blamed if suspicions were raised.
470
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,567
-Was that what you did?
471
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:14,058
-Turns out it's pretty easy
to kill away with it.
472
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,709
Or at least
that's what I thought until this very moment.
473
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,412
-[rock music playing]
474
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,154
-I hope
there are no hard feelings.
475
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,325
-All's well that ends well.
476
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,681
Besides, you don't
expect compassion from a heartless automaton
477
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,291
with no human feelings or soul.
478
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:31,512
-You know what?
Fuck you, pig.
479
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:34,251
Oh, come here.
-Oh, come here. We're both manmade monsters.
480
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,433
-Soulless abominations.
481
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:39,249
-Who you callin', Ranger?
-Calling Portia. There's a woman in need
482
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,038
of an American steed.
483
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,482
-Nice!
Although I would've gone with seed.
484
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:47,441
-Hello, Ranger.
-S-- Sergeant Agony?
485
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,660
What are you doing over there?
486
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,960
-Everything, hopefully!
Portia, pour me another glass, girl.
487
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,136
-Son of a bitch!
488
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,063
-Hold my cup for me?
Gotta go drain the vein train. Choo choo!
489
00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,799
-I'll do the same.
490
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:02,970
-Oh, look at them, Rex.
They remind me of us.
491
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:06,407
Before you slept with my wife,
and I tried to murder the world.
492
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:09,016
Why don't we join them
for old times' sake?
493
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:13,457
-It does remind me
of our old team, before we realized
494
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:15,766
that you were a supervillain.
495
00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:20,083
Excuse me if I don't wanna
celebrate having my whole house full of them.
496
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,469
Aah!
What do you-- What do you want?
497
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:30,648
-You know, for the longest time
I thought I wanted Saturn out of my life.
498
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:34,607
But then you showed up,
and it all became clear.
499
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:37,178
I am his nemesis,
500
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,786
and you better stay
the fuck out of my way!
501
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,538
-Yeah, uh...
502
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,839
-Excuse me?
Yeah, you two. Could you keep it down?
503
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,925
It's bad enough I have to
sleep in the bathtub without listening
504
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,634
to some sort
of psychosexual showdown. Go to bed!
505
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:55,814
-[theme music playing]
506
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:11,392
-[monkey chattering]
-Man: Stupid monkey.
507
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:12,744
-[paper tearing]
-[monkey cry]
508
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:13,833
-[slap]
509
00:23:13,883 --> 00:23:18,433
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