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[man] Oh yeah!
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[Lauren] Oh yeah.
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[man] Oh yeah, you like that,
you like that don't you?
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[Lauren] Yeah I like that!
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[man] Oh yeah that is a
full Windsor knot baby.
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-[man] Yeah you like that?
-[Lauren] Oh yeah I like that.
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[man] Yeah.
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[groans] You're a
dirty little slut.
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Sorry, what did you call me?
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Oh I'm so sorry,
was that too much?
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I just, um, thought we'd
try a bit of role play.
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Oh, role play, fine.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah sorry, I didn't realise.
Carry on.
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Yeah? Okay great, thank you.
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[man groans]
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You little slut. Tell me
you're a little slut.
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I'm a dirty little...
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Did I say you could
fucking talk?
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Sorry are we still
doing role play?
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Yeah that's part of it.
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It's just difficult to...
It's a little bit confusing.
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[man] I'm in character.
That's fine.
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[man] Oh, there we go, yeah!
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[man groans]
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[Lauren groans]
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[man shouts] I'm going to put
a warrior baby in you.
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[man exhales]
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I'm like a candle burning
End to end
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[cuckoo, cuckoo]
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[Abby] Mum, did you know this
part of my foot hurts?
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And last night Daddy said he
would give me a plaster...
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[Lola] Two plaits tied together
at the back into one plait
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starting at the front but not
at the top, at the bottom.
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Oh, so two tied together into
one, but at the bottom?
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How many hairbands?
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Seriously? Two! I thought
you knew everything.
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I do know everything.
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You didn't know that.
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Why is your hair so knotty?
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Again, everything?
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Well that was rhetorical.
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I know why your hair's so
knotty
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because your dad never
bloody brushes it, that's why.
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No. It's knotty because
when I eat crackers at night
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the rats smell the food
and come into my bed
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and make my hair knotty.
Seriously.
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[knock on door]
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Abby!
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[knock on door]
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Oh, Abby!
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Can you just
hold that my love.
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Hang on.
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[phone beeps]
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Hey, just thought I'd
drop by with some kefir.
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What? What's that?
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Kefir. You said
you'd like to try it.
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Kefir! Thanks Matt.
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Fermented milk. Good
probiotics. I got this book.
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[Lauren groans]
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You mentioned you wanted some.
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Did I?
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-Yes, thank you.
-There you go.
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Oh appreciate that.
God, so much.
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Yeah it's a healthy yield.
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Hmm.
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Well thank you.
Gotta get the kids to school.
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Yeah, that's cool,
I've gotta um...
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..find some other
pointless hobby
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to fill the aching void
of my loneliness.
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[laughs]
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Sour milk, you're doing well.
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Right. I'm sure there's
something just as attractive
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for a soon to be divorced
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41 year old childless
man to be doing?
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[laughs]
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Macramé?
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-Well there you go.
-Yeah.
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There I do go. So yeah.
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Thank you Matt,
for this off milk.
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[upbeat music]
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[phone beeps]
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Okay so, who's dick is this?
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I'm going to need a little
bit more context I think.
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Okay this dick...
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Oh God and that jar
is full of?
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-Apparently.
-Gosh!
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I mean a dick pic is
one thing but that's...
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Horrific! I know.
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Now that seems
like too much to me.
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Yeah.
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Is he collecting it, because if
he is that is a police matter.
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One load allegedly.
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Oh, fuck off, get fucked,
that's fucked.
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-Hold this, I'm googling it.
-Well what you going to google?
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Ah, lots of sperm.
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Okay, could be Hyper...
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Hyperthermia?
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Yeah hyperthermia. He got
caught outside in a snowstorm,
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and now he produces an
inordinate amount of spoof.
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No. It's a very serious and
very debilitating illness
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where you have an
abnormally large load.
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Oh my God, there's
no way I'm meeting this man.
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-Causes dehydration.
-For me or him?
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Sorry, who is this again?
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Well that's it, I don't know.
It just came up my SnapTap.
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Didn't even know I had SnapTap.
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Yes, SnapTap.
That's what it's called.
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Is that the dance thing one?
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No!
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Anyway this semen junky is
using an anonymous account
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and won't give me his name.
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Oh well, put down some towels.
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The old ones,
not the good ones obviously.
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-Oh God Alex. Look at it.
-No.
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There isn't a condom
in the land,
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it would be like a water
balloon just filling up.
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[Alex moans]
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No, no, I'm off milk.
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So, he said this week. You've
got three dates this week.
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Why don't I just
cancel all of them.
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No!
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I will not be cowed by
a simple jar of semen.
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Okay, calm down.
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Well just find out whose
penis it is, and cancel them.
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Okay?
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So who's first?
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Ah, so first we have
Dallas Guitar Abs.
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-Okay, so that's Dallas.
-Yeah.
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Does it look like his penis?
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Right, so we are doing this?
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Here? In work hours we're
playing 'Dick Guess Who'
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Okay.
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Well his eyebrows
are kind of light.
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Yep.
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And Sir Cumalot's
pubes are darker.
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But do, you know, eyebrows
always match pubes, I mean...
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It's a good question.
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My eyebrows are quite...
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I don't want to know
the colour of your...
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Maybe I'll get him
to send another photo
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and give us more detail,
more to work with, you know...
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Right, yep, good idea.
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Your second date is...
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Sorry, have you
got a second date?
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Well not with the
same guy, but yep.
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So he didn't call?
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No, well who?
No, they all call.
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Oh, well that's really
tough, that's tough.
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I mean,
maybe you shouldn't, um,
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if you're going to sleep
with them straightaway.
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But I don't... I don't sleep
with them straightway.
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Well I do.
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Well if you're going to
give away the milk for free,
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why would they buy the cow?
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I don't want to sell the cow,
or them to buy it,
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or, fuck the milk, you know,
and also it's not 1952 Ange,
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people, women can have sex with
whoever they want can't they?
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-They can.
-I think so yeah.
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So you're finding it hard
to meet someone nice?
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I don't want to
meet someone nice.
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Well I suppose the options are
limited out there, by our age.
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[Ange laughs]
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Because all the good ones
are married aren't they?
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[Lauren] Well...
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Honestly I'm really
just looking for sex.
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[Alex] Sex.
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But you must want
a bit of romance?
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-Nuh.
-It's magic.
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I don't like magic,
don't like it.
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Wha, what sort of guy are you
looking for do you reckon?
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Oh I don't know,
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looking for a really kind of
weird, clumsy, strange guy.
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Oh, right. Oh, ah!
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Ah, classic me,
clumsy and weird.
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[phone beeps]
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What? What's he saying?
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"Your turn first,
downstairs pic."
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You can't be serious?
You're serious.
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Okay, we'll take it
on your phone because
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you've got a
better camera.
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Absolutely not, not for me.
No thank you.
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I'm not going to
get the right angle.
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I just don't think I'm the
best person for the job.
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-Come on, Alex, please.
-What does he want to see?
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I don't know. I think maybe
the nice, the main bit.
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-The main bit?
-Yeah.
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It'll only take a second.
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-Okay?
-Jesus Christ.
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Please don't.
[door slams]
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-Okay, do I-
-Okay. Here we go.
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Go in, or not?
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-So, Okay.
-Oh, god.
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I'm not going to touch it.
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You're just going to have to-
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So, do you think this
should be on or off?
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Just around your
ankles is fine.
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I don't know if I can
get my legs wide enough
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if they're on.
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No, they're wide enough.
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Just why can't we do a
nice tasteful tit shot?
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Nickers on or off? On or off?
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I don't know how to answer
that.
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Here they are.
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Okay.
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Kneel down. Kneel down.
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That's it.
Good, good, good, good.
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-Okay.
-Is that it? You got it?
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-Yep.
-Is that wide enough?
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Yep, yep.
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-Now take it.
-Thank you, thank you.
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There's three to
choose from and um...
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..pants.
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Ah, okay.
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I'm just going to not have to
see you for a couple of hours.
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I might just AirDrop
this to my phone.
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[upbeat music]
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[Ange] Hello.
[Alex] Yep, hi!
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It doesn't seem to
have come through.
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Did you press 'Accept'?
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Isn't it automatic?
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No, it's not automatic,
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that's why they put the
handy 'Accept' button there.
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I'll send it again, Jesus.
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Okay.
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Now I really do
need some time
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and maybe a
peppermint tea actually.
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So how do I SnapTap?
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[children chattering]
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Hello!
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[Jake] Hiya.
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-Hi Mum!
-Some washing of theirs.
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What's that on your face?
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Dirty washing, my favourite.
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Cheek tats.
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Oh god.
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Hey, I got a calendar
reminder for tomorrow night.
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Permanent marker, really?
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Tomorrow night?
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Yeah, it's in
the joint calendar.
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What does it say?
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"Dallas Guitar Abs 7:00 PM."
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Is Abby learning guitar now,
I thought she was doing violin.
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Mhmm.
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Viola. Yeah.
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Oh, so Dallas is
her viola teacher?
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Yes.
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No.
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It's probably a client
in the wrong calendar.
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-Right.
-Guitar?
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I can do the guitar.
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But when are we supposed
to fit in lessons?
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No, baby, it's a mistake.
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Wow!
255
00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,172
Who did your hair?
256
00:08:58,237 --> 00:08:59,767
-Na...
-I did.
257
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,340
[Lauren scoffs] Bull shit.
258
00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:03,335
YouTube.
259
00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:04,779
Oh, come on.
260
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,880
You hardly even ever
brush her bloody hair.
261
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,546
I do brush their hair.
262
00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,384
All right, sometimes.
263
00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:11,319
So Dallas.
264
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,750
This is a person,
or a place?
265
00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:14,619
Mhmm.
266
00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,457
Remember I have Stanley's robot
dress-up party this weekend.
267
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,590
-Yes!
-Oh yes, that's right, darling.
268
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:19,558
Yes, I will help you with that.
269
00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:20,755
I'll wire something up for you.
270
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,360
You do not need to worry
because I got this.
271
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,230
Ta-da.
272
00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,628
But I thought we were going
to make something properly.
273
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,070
It's a bit lame.
274
00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,396
No, I know.
But then I bought this.
275
00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,910
How much did that cost?
276
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,412
Yeah, okay, well,
277
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,910
we can make something, I'll
make something with you then.
278
00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,546
Dad needs to do the wiring,
voice recorder, lights.
279
00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,682
I can do it! I'll do it,
I'll figure it out.
280
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,920
All right. Suit yourself.
281
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,182
I'm out.
282
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,550
I can always YouTube it.
283
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,620
[tool beeping]
284
00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:52,433
Oh, look, for goodness.
285
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,230
You accepted the dates
in the wrong calendar.
286
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,834
Well, I didn't know
I had two calendars.
287
00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,567
It's all fixed.
288
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,303
Why didn't you just
tell him it was a date?
289
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,138
Because it's none
of his business.
290
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,140
Sorry, it's just electricity.
291
00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,065
Yep.
292
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,377
Thank you.
293
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,912
Have we heard from captain cum?
294
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,850
-Sir Cumalot.
-Sir Cumalot.
295
00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:14,812
No. But, I've had an idea.
296
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,220
I'm going to get Dallas
to show me his woody
297
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,120
before I commit and then
compare it to the photo.
298
00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,616
That's actually a
very good idea.
299
00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:22,517
Yeah.
300
00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,323
Uh.
301
00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:26,591
-Lauren?
-Mhmm.
302
00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,299
Okay, so this
is a Snap Story.
303
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,360
Excuse me.
304
00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,599
Starving.
[Ange laughs]
305
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,825
Lauren, we've got that meeting.
306
00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,399
We can just-
307
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,540
Oh, should I, should I?
308
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,072
No, it's okay. Thank you.
309
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,839
So I've made a story?
310
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,680
So how do I delete this?
311
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,383
-Oh god, okay.
-So who has it?
312
00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:46,384
-So you sent this.
-Where has this?
313
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,550
Yeah, so basically, you've sent
it in direct message to him,
314
00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:53,115
but you've also posted it
to all of your contacts.
315
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,790
-All my contacts?
-Yeah.
316
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,564
Okay. But, no, it's okay.
317
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:58,022
Not everyone has this app
318
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,390
and you can actually
see who's viewed it by,
319
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:01,329
no, no.
320
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,295
Yeah, but if you've done
it, you can't actually
321
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,370
see who's opened it.
322
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,070
So my
323
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,195
vagina is just out there now?
324
00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:11,869
-Just the main bit.
-Yeah.
325
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,340
It's all right,
it's just a vagina.
326
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,566
Just a vagina.
327
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,670
I've got a normal vagina.
328
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,280
Power to the vagina,
you know?
329
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,049
-Yeah?
-Mhmm,
330
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:22,583
Definitely, definitely.
331
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,650
[upbeat rock music]
332
00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:29,961
Wow.
333
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:31,923
[Lauren sighs]
334
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,361
Nice garage.
335
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,630
Yes, oh, great, thank you.
336
00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:38,826
[man] So psyched you're here.
337
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,068
Oh, it's good to be here.
338
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:41,032
Shocking day.
339
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,406
Mhmm.
340
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:47,472
You thirsty?
341
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,011
[man sighs]
342
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,236
God, you're a babe.
343
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,380
I don't have long before
I have to get back.
344
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,619
Cool.
345
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,653
So, get your penis out.
346
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,520
Yeah, cool, cool.
347
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:04,093
Hiya, would you just, would
mind listening to this?
348
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,256
Oh.
349
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,890
It's, I've been working
on it since we met.
350
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,759
It's about... old women.
351
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,158
-Oh, okay.
-I mean, experienced women.
352
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,830
It's like, starts like.
[guitar strumming]
353
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,339
Gotta woman with
some class yeah
354
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,600
-Oh, thank you.
-That's you.
355
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,471
And a hot mama ass, yeah
356
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,039
Can I please see your penis?
357
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,080
She's a working woman,
Hell yeah
358
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,750
And she's going to
Make me swell, yeah
359
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,754
Yeah, and so, there's like
a pre-chorus that's like...
360
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:35,590
[man singing]
361
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,290
It's sewn up.
362
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:38,116
It won't take a moment.
363
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:38,960
Oh.
364
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,494
[man singing]
365
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,627
-You're circumcised?
-Yeah.
366
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,230
Oh, we're good to go then.
367
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,840
[upbeat rock music]
368
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,374
[man] Did you like it?
Did you like the song?
369
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,470
Yeah.
370
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,280
-Hyper what?
-Spermia.
371
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,242
That's not real.
372
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,039
Rosa, what do you want
on your sandwiches?
373
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,110
Well, you don't look like
you got drenched in cum.
374
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:04,480
No, but that's because
I compared Dallas' penis
375
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,420
to the picture.
376
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,120
Okay. That's not creepy at all.
377
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,646
You planning on doing that
with all the other dates too?
378
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:09,661
No. It's 50/50.
379
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,130
Callum Salesmen, or Guido
Fireman are Superspermer.
380
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,162
Oh, do you have
the app SnapTap?
381
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:17,498
Dunno. Dave might. Why?
382
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,230
Because I may have accidentally
posted a public vagina picture.
383
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,041
Wait, what?
384
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:23,942
Public vagina picture.
385
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:24,903
What? No, hang on.
386
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,037
Did you just say you posted
a picture of your vagina
387
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,036
on SnapTap?
388
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:29,507
-Just delete it.
-Wow, that is...
389
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,140
Quickly, please.
390
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:31,940
[Helena sighs]
391
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,251
I think Jake's
got a girlfriend.
392
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,113
Why?
393
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,080
The girls came home in these
incredibly fancy plaits.
394
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,750
Oh shut the front door, wait,
395
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:40,748
What kind of plaits
are we talking?
396
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,060
Perfect French fishtail plaits.
397
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,192
And he said he did it
off a YouTube video.
398
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,830
Um mm, no chance.
I would lose my shit.
399
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,234
I mean possible
girlfriend, whatever,
400
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,896
but do not touch my kid's hair.
401
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,204
Plaits are a bit better
than yours, aren't they?
402
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,030
Mhmm.
403
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,199
Well, cheer up. Could be worse.
404
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:59,908
You could be about to get
a face full of cum. Oh wait.
405
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,540
Thank you.
406
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,008
[upbeat music]
407
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,180
Girls, please help me.
We're late, obviously.
408
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,077
Mum, can we finish
my robot after school?
409
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,819
Yes darling,
I promise we will.
410
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,690
Okay, Come on Lola.
411
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,451
I am making my bed.
412
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,920
Yeah, that's the sofa though,
isn't it?
413
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,588
Come on, I'm going
to count to 20,
414
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,490
13,
415
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:19,457
22,
416
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,285
15.
417
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,329
Hey, that's not real counting.
418
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,764
Yeah, but that means
you're not going to know
419
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,300
when I get to 20 right? 16!
420
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,072
Do you want me to do your hair?
421
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,773
Nope, it's perfect.
422
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,170
Yeah, Did daddy
really do your hair?
423
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,810
Uh, Yeah, yeah,
Definitely not Nancy.
424
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,307
Who's Nancy?
425
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,508
Dad's friend, yeah.
426
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,050
Yeah, we stayed with
her last weekend.
427
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:45,847
Stayed with her?
428
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,688
[car horn honks]
429
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,360
[upbeat music]
430
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,530
Oh hey, some stuff
for the robot.
431
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,790
Who the fuck is Nancy?
432
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:58,531
Do not take my kids somewhere
overnight without telling me
433
00:14:58,597 --> 00:14:59,367
where they are.
434
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,300
Yes, alright I-
435
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:01,666
What is wrong with you?
436
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,235
What's wrong with me?
437
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,143
Okay.
438
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,410
What about this?
439
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,710
So I was looking for a photo
of the girls to send to Mum
440
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,409
and this...
441
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,451
Cocks!
442
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:17,445
I mean there's heaps of them.
443
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,390
I mean the camera roll,
it's, it's full on.
444
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,857
Cock,
445
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:23,691
cock.
446
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,660
Oh, look another cock.
447
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,463
Here we go. There's
more cock, hang on,
448
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:28,956
is that your...
449
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,303
Just, oh.
450
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,070
Yeah, you, are you still
logged on with my Apple ID?
451
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,065
-I don't know.
-Oh, for God's sake!
452
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:38,967
What?
453
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,368
Use your own bloody Apple ID.
454
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,539
I don't know the password.
455
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,710
Sort it out.
456
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,635
[upbeat music]
457
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:46,551
God.
458
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,397
Alex.
459
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,302
A cup of tea?
460
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,303
Oh yes please.
461
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,536
Can you just put
these on for a second?
462
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,802
These arms.
463
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,340
There we are.
464
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,205
That's it.
465
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,510
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
466
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:17,375
Like that?
467
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,350
Yeah, you just need
some silver face paint.
468
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,681
Oh, I've got some.
469
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,546
Yeah, Mardi Gras, 2015.
470
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:23,954
I went as a sexy hammer.
471
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,647
I was a hit.
472
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,146
Really nailed it.
473
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,390
Hmm, good.
474
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,119
Okay.
475
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,164
Oh.
476
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,025
What?
477
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,760
-Who's dick is this?
-Hmm.
478
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,429
[upbeat music]
479
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,268
Where'd you say you got these?
480
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,940
They were sent to a client.
481
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,341
We're trying to work out if
we need to take out an AVA,
482
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,874
just considering the evidence.
483
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,540
Like a name tag on the jar.
484
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:50,838
Well you do know
that's semen right?
485
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,239
-Okay.
-Really? Is it, wow.
486
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,120
Yeah, that's a 370 gram jar
right there, so about 710 mil.
487
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,151
So what we're looking at there
is about 410 mil of semen.
488
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,277
-Wow.
-Yep.
489
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,590
Now the average man
ejaculates approximately,
490
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,393
3.7 mil each time, so I hear.
491
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,260
Now either that's over a
hundred loads of, sorry Lauren,
492
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,156
semen, or this guy
has hyperspermia-
493
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,329
-Hyperspermia.
-All right, okay, okay.
494
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,730
And if you zoom in...
495
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,135
That looks like-
496
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,770
-A Flak jacket
-A flak jacket, yeah.
497
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,707
What do firemen wear?
498
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,543
Flak jacket.
499
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,707
Oh, Guido Fireman, cancel him.
500
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,110
Thanks Simon.
501
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:24,906
Ah nah, all good.
502
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,647
Alex, can I have a quick word?
503
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,182
Yeah, sure Ange, what's up?
504
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,820
Well yesterday I had an
AirDrop request from you
505
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,945
and I assumed it was
for work, but then I-
506
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,920
Sorry, an AirDrop from me?
507
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:37,919
Yes, yes.
508
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,730
And before I take
this any further,
509
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,862
I thought I should
probably just check.
510
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,300
-Is this a vagina?
-Christ!
511
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,470
Ange! Sorry, that was
actually for a client.
512
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,274
Yeah, we're dealing with some
highly sensitive imagery and...
513
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,270
Okay. A client? Right, well,
514
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:57,179
the protocol for sharing
digital imagery is pretty strict.
515
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,442
Highly sensitive,
516
00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,710
and Alex must have pressed
the wrong button.
517
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,450
[Ange] Right. I see.
518
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,954
Oh, good Lord.
519
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,050
We're doing a range
of digital forensics
520
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:10,519
on a range of genitalia and
Alex sent me some evidence.
521
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,359
It's all my fault.
522
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,220
Right.
523
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:13,964
So I should probably just
delete this shouldn't I?
524
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:14,926
-Yeah.
-Yes, yes.
525
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:17,033
Gosh they're big these days,
aren't they?
526
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:18,996
Sorry, what are?
527
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,365
Phone screens, because in my
day they were much smaller.
528
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,244
Yeah.
529
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,970
And this was quite confronting
and I got a shock.
530
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:25,797
They're massive now, yeah.
531
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,611
But I understand. Good, good.
532
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:28,413
Thank you.
533
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,884
Thank you Ange.
534
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,840
Good.
535
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,579
Thank you. Just delete it.
536
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,884
Sorry Ange for the vagina.
537
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,475
So that was where
the AirDrop went?
538
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:41,749
Uh huh. You are the shittest
technology user in the world.
539
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,990
You sent your main bit to Ange.
540
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,516
She doesn't know it's mine.
541
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,290
Do you think she
knows it's mine?
542
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,760
[upbeat music]
543
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,170
Mum, did you know Nancy
makes her own hummus?
544
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,033
Really?
545
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,137
Yeah, she says that shop bought
stuff is full of preservatives.
546
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,613
You just need chickpeas.
547
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,810
I know how to make hummus,
Abby.
548
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,113
Then how come you never make
it?
549
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,484
I don't have time
to make hummus,
550
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,180
people who make their own
hummus have too much time
551
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,075
on their hands.
552
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,516
But it's so easy. It's just
chickpeas, and lemon juice-
553
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:10,521
I know how to make hummus Abby,
554
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:11,582
just because I don't
make hummus doesn't mean
555
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,480
I don't know how to make it.
556
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:13,451
How then?
557
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,822
Chickpeas, lemon juice,
olive oil, garlic, tahini.
558
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:17,689
And salt.
559
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,486
Lola, can you shut
the door please?
560
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,961
There's a draught
coming through.
561
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:24,799
A giraffe?
562
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:25,663
No, a draught.
563
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:26,771
Oh, phew.
564
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,632
Okay.
565
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,140
Oh damn.
566
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:31,799
Is it working?
567
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,070
No.
568
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,710
Well, you're not an electrician
Mum, Dad is an electrician.
569
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,535
No, but remember,
570
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,650
-You know everything.
-I know everything.
571
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:41,852
Exactly!
572
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,180
And I'm
573
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,548
amazing.
574
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,876
[Lauren claps]
575
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,421
That's just your opinion.
576
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,050
[the box explodes]
577
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,521
Fireworks, yes!
578
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:51,559
Ah, god.
579
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,190
[upbeat music]
580
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,829
[Lauren screams]
581
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,364
[fire extinguisher sprays]
582
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,302
Great.
583
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,096
[Jake] Thanks, darling.
584
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,468
Thanks for coming over.
585
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,740
It's a good job
safety Matt gave us
586
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,605
that fire extinguisher
last year.
587
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,544
He got me one for my
new place as well.
588
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,310
And some of that
off milk yogurt stuff.
589
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,407
-Mhmm.
-Yeah.
590
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:15,810
Yeah, I got it working,
and then-
591
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:16,921
But then it blew up.
592
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,080
I probably should have
finished wiring it
593
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,351
before I dropped it off.
594
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:23,124
Okay.
595
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,990
Wait, what's that?
596
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,427
Kefir.
597
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,631
Oh, well knock
yourself out darling.
598
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,964
Okay, I think we're ready.
599
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:30,858
Okay.
600
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:32,860
Turn it on.
601
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,600
[electronic noises]
602
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:37,768
-Light is on.
-Yes!
603
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,570
[robotic voice] Stop wasting
water. Stop wasting water.
604
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,911
Stop wasting water.
Stop wasting water.
605
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,647
Oh, is it stuck?
606
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,380
No it's supposed to.
607
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,417
That's what we want it to say.
608
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,390
So you can drop them back
tomorrow after the party, yeah?
609
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,555
Yeah, yeah.
610
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,360
There was something
I wanted to tell you.
611
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,755
I'm seeing someone.
612
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,957
Yeah, Nancy. I'm aware.
613
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,500
Sorry. I won't take
the kids around there
614
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:07,365
if you don't want me to.
615
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,666
If you want to introduce them
to someone, that's your decision.
616
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,795
Just don't take them
somewhere overnight
617
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,870
without telling me first, okay?
618
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:14,739
Right.
619
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,507
And the hair thing.
620
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:17,605
That's just a bit weird.
621
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,510
Yeah.
622
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:22,981
And I take it you're
seeing lots of someones?
623
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,650
Mhmm.
624
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:26,346
No one that needs
introducing.
625
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,245
Okay.
626
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,590
Do you want me to
reset your apple ID?
627
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,320
Nah, sweet as,
Nancy has done it.
628
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:34,785
[Jake] Hey.
629
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,300
-[Nancy] Oh hi.
-[Jake] Nancy, Lauren.
630
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,432
Lauren, Nancy.
631
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:39,297
Hello.
632
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:40,968
I didn't realise you
were here all this time.
633
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,400
Oh no, it's fine. I was
just sorting Jake's apps.
634
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,368
Oh, well, next time you must
come in and have a cup of tea.
635
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:47,538
Aww.
636
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:49,337
Hey, I was going to say,
637
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:52,008
you might want to check
your Snap settings.
638
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,350
It's just, it's really easy to
accidentally share something.
639
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,554
I didn't realise Jake had Snap.
640
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,015
Yeah, that was
obviously a mistake.
641
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,550
Yeah, no, I definitely
didn't deliberately send him-
642
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,190
I just wouldn't want the girls
to see your Mrs. Robinson.
643
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:09,998
Well, my girls see my
Mrs. Robinson quite a lot,
644
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:10,832
but no, I get your point.
645
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,030
Yeah just online, sort of.
646
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,967
Yeah, but they themselves
are not online,
647
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:14,932
but I get your point.
648
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,070
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you.
649
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:17,965
-Bye bye.
-C'mon girls!
650
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:18,870
Watch your steps, darling.
Watch your steps, darling
651
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,037
-Hi girls.
-Bye Mum.
652
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:20,865
Bye-bye darling.
653
00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:21,739
See ya.
654
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,537
Oh my gosh you look amazing.
655
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,109
Look at that.
656
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,408
-Alright.
-You look so good.
657
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:28,609
Are you going
to fit in the car?
658
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,680
Get in there, robot
659
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:33,716
[upbeat rock music]
660
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,190
Hi.
661
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:38,824
Yeah, Just wondering if
we're still on for tonight?
662
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,030
See you soon.
663
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:45,704
-[man moaning]
-[Lauren moaning]
664
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:47,625
You've been a bad girl
haven't you?
665
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,370
Yeah I have.
A very bad girl.
666
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:51,265
Yes officer.
667
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,166
Yes, yes officer
I've been a bad girl.
668
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,670
Hang on.
669
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,080
[man panting]
670
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,490
[Lauren groaning]
671
00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:08,915
Oh god, you're so sexy.
672
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,257
Oh you're so dehydrated.
673
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,520
[both moaning]
674
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,791
-I want to cum on your tits.
-Okay, okay.
675
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,360
[man] My weapon is...
676
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,770
..about to discharge...
677
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:21,772
[man] Ahh...
678
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,143
[Lauren screams]
679
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:27,966
[Lauren] Yeah, I know
who's dick it is.
680
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:35,954
[gentle music]
681
00:23:36,004 --> 00:23:40,554
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