All language subtitles for Roc s03e11 He Aint Heavy, Hes My Father.eng

Oh, this is great.

I got a TV guide
that lists 59 channels

and a TV that only
picks up two-and-a-half.

- I don't want to.
- Oh, come on, Eleanor.

- I wanna find out.
- Roc.

I don't wanna know the sex
of the baby before its born.

I wanna be surprised.

It's the way my mother did it

and the way my
mother's mother did it.

Oh, you two arguing
about that again?

Yeah, pop, I wanna know
the baby's sex, you know?

I mean, the technology to
find out is there, so let's use it.

No, you don't need all
that hi-tech nonsense

to find out if it's
a boy or a girl.

I'll tell you the
old-fashioned way.

Eleanor, you're carrying high.

It's definitely a boy.

Except, your
belly's kinda round.

Nah, I think it's a girl.

Uh, but you've been saying
that the baby's been kicking a lot.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, lord! You having twins.

Roc, I just don't wanna know
the sex of the baby till it's born.

- Hmm, yeah, yeah. Oh, man.
- Now..

You know, i-i, I
hate surprises, pop.

Yeah, I know.

It all started with that
Jack-in-the-box you had

when you were little.

That head popped up
and scared you to death.

[Scoffs] It was weeks before
you even went near a toaster.

Uh, look.

If you really wanna
know, just call the doctor.

It's your baby, too,
you got a right to know.

That's right, pop.
I'MMA do it right now.

Dr. Mathews?
Yeah, yeah, I'll hold.

On the other hand, if you
go behind Eleanor's back

and she finds out, you'll
never have another baby.

In fact, she probably
won't even let you practice.

Uh, Dr. Mathews? Uh, yes, sir.

Mm-hmm. Wrong
number, yeah. Mm-hmm.

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[Scatting]

♪ Baby

♪ there's a man

♪ with no future so it seems

♪ can't live out his dreams

♪ now he's trapped into
thinkin' he won't succeed ♪

♪ and he can't believe

♪ live your life today

♪ oh yeah ♪ not for tomorrow

♪ not for tomorrow oh oh oh ♪ ha

♪ live your life today

now, look at this. The
baby emporium has a sale.

Now, see, if I knew
what sex our baby was

you know, I could go on down
and buy out the whole store

for our boy or girl.

If, you know, if I
knew what sex it is.

- Roc!
- Well..

I wonder if they
have a it department.

- Give it up, roc.
- What should he give up?

Oh, Joey, you know, man, I wanna
know the baby's sex in advance

and Eleanor doesn't, you
know? Come on, Joey, get in here.

As the uncle, don't
you wanna know

whether you're having
a niece or a nephew?

Well, as the uncle, I think we
should be pleasantly surprised

the way god intended.

Well, thank you, uncle Joey.

And as Joey, I'm running a pool
down at charlaine's, see. Yeah.

Uh, by the way, sister, smart
money says you having a girl.

A fool, Joey, didn't I tell you
if you wanna live in this house

you've got to stop gambling?

Roc, how can you
call that gambling?

This is a harmless pool

like they got in any office.

What the hell do you
know about an office?

You've never worked
in an office in your life!

Well, that was smart of
me, I got him off of gambling

and onto this job thing.

Jo-Joey, look, I told you, man.

You livin' in this house
on borrowed time.

Listen, roc, why
should I stop gambling?

I just won a $100 at
the racetrack today.

I can buy Sheila
a birthday gift.

I think the perfect birthday
present for Sheila would be

to take her to see her daddy.

Oh, great, take her to
prison for her birthday.

Who needs clowns and ponies
when you can frolic with felons?

Joey, do you realize that Sheila
hasn't been to visit her father

once since he went away?

Yeah, but she never
wants to go, sweetheart.

You know, every time we
try to get her to go visit Calvin

she makes excuses, you know?
I think she's still mad at him.

Well, then, her birthday is
a perfect time to go see him

and talk this thing out.

- Well, yeah, you're right.
- Yeah.

I-I think we, I think we
should get her to go.

Ah, great, we're gonna take
her to prison for her birthday.

Where are we gonna take her
for Christmas? Pet cemetery?

- 'Hey, sweetie pie.'
- 'Hey, hey.'

- hey.
- 'Oh, hey, Sheila.'

uh, Sheila.

I don't believe
we've met your friend.

Hey, I thought we
were just hanging out.

I didn't know I had to get
in some kinda conversation.

Shh.

Well, hi there. I'm, you
know, I'm Mr. Emerson.

- Uh, wha-what's your name?
- Carolita.

You want my social
security number, too?

I think I hear your
mother calling you.

And I think you trippin'.

Look, I don't know
who you are, little girl.

- But I'm gonna tell you this...
- Look, Sheila.

I don't need this drama.

I will talk to you later, girl.

Later.

Thank you very much, do you plan

on driving all of
my friends away?

Oh, this little girl's
not your friend.

She's disrespectful.
She has no home training.

Maybe that's 'cause
she doesn't have a home.

Her parents died, so she
moves from aunt to aunt.

Well, I am very sorry
to hear that, Sheila

but if she's gonna be rude

she's not gonna make
things any easier on herself.

Well, you don't
have to kick her out.

I think we're dealing with the
"children of the damned" here.

I don't know what's
getting into her, she's been

acting real strange lately.

Yeah, something's going
on, 'cause every time

I mentioned her birthday,
she's either not interested

or she starts giving
us all that attitude.

And maybe she's
starting to hang out

with little sassy
fast-behind little girls.

You know what? Mm-hmm.

You know, I didn't know

it was gonna be this hard

handling little girls, you know?

I'm beginning to think we'd be

better off having a boy.

Oh, come on, roc.

Whether we have a
little boy or a little girl

you know we
gonna raise it right.

Mm, you know, but, see, if
I had a little boy, you know

I could teach him
how to box, you know?

I mean, I could
teach him to see perks

where all others just
see garbage, you know?

I can, I can teach him
his first words, you know?

Like tight and cheap and scrimp
and miser and scrooge, you know?

- All those good things.
- Yeah, yeah.

And I could teach him
how to get money out of you

until he's well into his 30s.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Joey laughs]

Man, you gotta have some
bank to shop at this store.

Let's go somewhere else.

Well, you know I get a discount

up in here, girl.

The five-finger discount.

No, no, no, I'm not
down with shoplifters.

So you can forget that, alright?

Will you stop? I was
just talking, alright?

The next thing you'd be
telling me is to take a bite

out of crime or something.

Hey, hey, bebop. Carolita.

What you doing?
What y'all doing here?

- Just browsing.
- Oh, what a coincidence.

I happened to be shopping
for your birthday present.

Joey, save your money,
it's just another day, that's all.

Oh, yeah? Well,
look here, Sheila.

I got a $100 I
wanna spend on you.

Now, there's gotta be
something in this store

that'll bring a smile
on that face, huh?

- I don't know.
- How about that hat?

Like the scarf?

How about, uh, how about
one of these watches?

No? Uh..

Hey, hey, hey.

How about this nice
little pair of earrings?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Hold it now!

The corners of that
mouth are turning more.

The dimples are
starting to emerge.

Yes, folks, we're
approaching a smile.

Let's go to mission
control for the countdown.

Three, two, one.

Come on. Yay! We
have achieved a smile.

Come on, come on. Let's
go talk to the sales lady.

You guys just go on. I'MMA
do some browsing, alright?

- Yeah.
- Alright.

- You like those? Great.
- Yeah.

Excuse me, we're
interested in these earrings.

Oh, well, maybe I can help you.

Yeah, maybe you can.

Yes, well..

I like the green, but
do you have them

maybe in a, um, brown color?

Yes. I love the deep brown.

Hm, I bet it's not as
lovely and deepest brown

as those brown eyes.

Well, you should see
'em under candlelight.

I'd rather see them at sunset.

- Actually, moonlight is best.
- Ah, yes.

With the waves
crashing against the shore

and the stars forming a
halo around your pretty...

Hello! I am still here. May I
see the other earrings, please?

Sheila. Sheila,
I'm working here.

- But...
- Joe.

- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.

I'm not smiling anymore. In
fact, I'm approaching frown.

Cool. Alright.

Excuse me.

Empty your pockets, please.

I'm on Payson street.
Number 2-9-0-6.

- You can just ring the bottom...
- Excuse me.

I caught this one
stealing a watch.

These two were working with
her. They were distracting you.

I'm taking them to
the security office.

Mm, whoa, whoa. What the
hell are you talking about, man?

Well, you are
one slick operator.

- Carolita, I told you not to.
- Hey.

You know, y-you never
gonna see these eyes

by moonlight, candlelight
or any other light.

Wait a minute, baby,
I'm innocent. Wait, wait..

Uh, look, wait, I've
been framed about this.

Hey, hey. W-Will
you wait for me?

- What the hell's going on here?
- Okay, roc, look.

Uh, this isn't what
it looks like, alright?

Uh, uh, carolita
comes into the store

starts stuffing stuff
in her pockets, right?

And then Columbo here starts
arresting everybody in sight.

I have videotaped evidence
from the store security camera.

- To prove their involvement.
- Oh, you do?

Okay, well, then, come
on, let's roll the tape, man.

It'll-it'll prove
that I'm innocent.

And don't erase it
when you're finished.

My producer may want it for

the opening titles of the movie.

Alright, now look.
There-there, look.

There's carolita in
the background, right

'doing her thing. And, look.'

Sheila and I are
at the sales counter

having a friendly conversation
with the sales lady.

Obvi.. Clearly, we got
nothing to do with that.

Whoa, look at me. Damn,
I was smooth there. What?

Okay, I'm looking, I'm looking
a little apprehensive here, man.

You know what? This is, this
is good. This is really helpful.

You know, I-I see why football
players watch their game films.

Man, this is.. Hey, hey,
can I, can I take this home?

You know, Joey, if your
brain wasn't below your belt

you would have seen
what was happening

and put a stop to it.

Sheila.

Did you know she was stealing?

No, I didn't. I swear.

Oh, look, sir, I'm
responsible for these two

and I guarantee you this
will never ever happen again.

Alright. I'll let them off
with a warning this time.

- Mm-hmm.
- Now, for you.

I have to hold you in
the store manager's office

till your folks come to get you.

Well, you've got a
long wait, brotherman.

I've got time, sister.

Sheila.

That girl is
nothing but trouble.

I don't want you hanging
out with her anymore.

Now, look, I'm not
down with shoplifting

but I'm not about to
drop her, she's my friend.

Well, no, you have to drop her,
now, we've been real easy on you

with this girl up until now,
but this is the last straw.

And I'm not asking
you, I'm telling you.

Hey, you're not my parents.

Hey, your parents
are not here, okay?

Yeah, my mom ran
away and my dad's in jail.

Thanks for brightening
my day by reminding me.

I'm gonna go see
how carolita is doing.

[Sighs]

I mean, you know, thin-things
were going so good for her.

What happened?

I think it's time I
go talk to Calvin.

Think he needs
to get in on this.

- Yeah, alright. Yeah, alright.
- Yeah.

Hey, Sheila, Sheila,
wait a minute.

Hey, celina, baby, you,
you came back for me, huh?

Yes, yes, I did. I just couldn't
stop thinking about you.

Listen, you still have
that piece of paper

with my address on it?

Baby, sure, I do.

I got it right here
next to my heart.

- Oh, good.
- Mm-hmm.

Now who's the slick operator?

Hey, hey. Uh, celina, wait a
minute. I'm innocent, babe.

Uh, hey, look.
Okay, alright, alright.

You, you.. I-I'll buy
something from you.

You work on a commission, right?

I can still see the number.

Dr. Mathews? Yeah,
this is roc Emerson.

Listen, I can't
talk long, right?

I just need to know one thing.

Am I having a boy or a girl?

Yes! Yes, I knew it!

[Mumbles] Thank you. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, yes, sir, I'll pay
that bill in the morning.

Don't you worry about
a thing. Mm-hmm.

You know, I've never seen
you so happy to pay a bill.

Oh, yeah, well, pop,
you know, I'm paying early

so they're giving
me a potholder.

- Ah.
- 'Heh-heh.'

well, what you in such
a good mood about?

He just found out
the sex of the baby.

- Roc, you didn't!
- I didn't say I did.

I said I was
getting a potholder!

That's not what I heard when
I was coming down the stairs.

Well, pop, if you
was listening to me

why'd you let me go on?

I wanted to hear what
you'd come up with.

And that potholder
thing was pretty weak.

Roc, how could you
go behind my back

when we decided to wait?

Oh, what do you care
if I know, sweetheart?

[Chuckles] I'm
not gonna tell you.

If you don't wanna know,
you don't have to know.

- Well, I don't wanna know.
- Well, I'm not gonna tell you.

- By the way..
- Hm?

I was thinking about
some baby names.

- Mm-hmm.
- Benjamin if it's a boy.

- Mm-hmm.
- Cassandra if it's a girl.

What you think?

Well, I was thinking, you know

maybe, uh, Chris.

- Roc!
- Uh-uh, uh-uh.

I thought you didn't wanna know.

- I don't!
- Oh, okay.

I was thinking about buying
some curtains for the baby's room.

Pink or blue? What you think?

Yellow. Hm, yeah,
yeah, this is fun.

- Yeah.
- Oh, roc!

Nah, you said you
didn't wanna know.

Well, I didn't wanna know
when we both didn't know

but now you know and I
don't, and I wanna know.

So you gotta tell me!

Oh, okay, I'll tell you.

- It's a boy.
- Oh, lord.

Daddy!

- It's a boy?
- It's a boy, baby!

- It's a boy!
- It's a boy!

Mwah! Mm-hmm. A boy, a boy, too!

Yeah, a little
roughneck like his daddy.

- Mm..
- Oh, Joey.

- Hey.
- We got some wonderful news.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, they're having a boy.

And I've got some other
wonderful news for you.

Pop is finally going to a home.

So y'all gonna have a
boy? Alright, that's good.

- That's great.
- What's wrong with you?

I just got back
from seeing Calvin.

Ah, now I know why
Sheila's acting the way she is.

- 'Why?'
- you remember Sheila's mother?

How strung out she
was and everything?

Everything Calvin tried
to do for her didn't work.

You know, she, she wouldn't
get off the drugs, right?

So finally, she left.

It was on Sheila's
birthday that she left home.

Oh..

So Sheila's mother
walked out on her birthday?

- That's right.
- Oh, man, that's tough.

Yeah, yeah, Calvin said
that every year since then

the closer it gets
to her birthday

the harder she is to deal with.

I think that poor
girl feels like

both of her parents
abandoned her.

Maybe that's why
she's starting to hang out

with that little fast carolita

'cause she thinks she done
found someone who's just like her.

- No family.
- Well, Sheila's got a family.

She's got a father, she just
don't wanna see him, that's all.

Well, you know something, this
thing has gone far enough now.

You know what I mean? We've
got to get Sheila to go see Calvin.

You know what I mean? He has
got to become a part of her life.

Hey, Sheila. Come
down here for a minute.

Now, Sheila

tomorrow we're taking
you to see your father.

- But tomorrow's my birthday.
- That's right, honey.

And he wants to
celebrate it with you.

Now, Sheila, honey,
your father cares about you

and it's time you
went to go see him.

- I don't want to.
- Look, bebop.

- You gotta understand, okay?
- Alright, I've heard enough.

Now, I can't
believe that you all

are trying to reason with
someone who was born in 1981.

Sheila, get over here.

You in for it now.

Now, you going to see
your father tomorrow

and that's that.

- Are you saying I have to go?
- Yes, you have to go.

Absolutely.

Great.

That poor girl is so mixed up.

Well, hey, let's not
let it ruin the day.

I mean, come on, we did
get some good news, huh?

I mean, you all have found
out that you're gonna be blessed

with a baby boy.

Yeah, so wonderful, isn't it?

Yeah, it sure
is. But I can't ta..

Hey, hey, charlaine, yeah.

Hey, congratulations,
it's a boy.

Yeah, if it had been a girl, i'd
have lost my shirt in this pool.

Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Ha-ha-ha..

[Laughing] How you
doing? How you doing?

Hey-hey! Hey, you got my money?

Oh, man.

- What's up? Hey.
- What's up, Joey?

Hey, Sheila. Well,
say hello to your father.

- Hello.
- Happy birthday, baby.

Well, we're all caught
up. Let's go home.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Sheila.

Now, come on and sit down.

So what's going
on? I've missed you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
she missed you, too.

You haven't answered
any of my letters.

How's school?

Sheila, if you're angry
with your father, that's okay.

But at least, he has
a right to know why.

You really wanna
know why I'm mad?

Yeah, I do, baby.

You made my mama leave home.

What?

It was 'cause of
you she ran away.

I heard those fights
you had with her.

She wanted money and
you wouldn't give her any.

Sheila, I had to stop
giving her money.

The drugs were killing her.

But she was trying to quit.
I know she was gonna stop.

Oh, no, she wasn't, sweetheart,
she was just saying that.

Look, I did everything I could
to keep your mom at home.

I worked two jobs, I tried
to get her into a program.

But she wouldn't go.

Sheila, the reason
your mother left

was because she couldn't
handle her problems.

Look, bebop, don't
you understand

what your father's saying?

He was trying to force your
mother to clean herself up

and get herself together so
she could be a real mother to you.

Sweetheart, I did what
I did because I love you.

I miss her so much.

I miss her, too, baby, but..

I just want you to know that
you are the most important thing

in the world to me right now.

I love you, daddy.

Love you, too, baby.

- Uh, Joey.
- Hey.

What kinda ignorant
name is bebop?

- That was roc, he...
- Hey, don't you.. I wish i-i..

Alright, alright, alright, it's
just a nice name. She likes it.

They feed me.

Yeah, bebop is
cool. I mean, bebop.

Right.

Come on, Eleanor, listen to me.

I want our son to
have a strong name.

You know, Marcus
is a strong name.

Hm, roc, my grandfather's
name was Earl.

I like that name.

I knew a kid in
school named Earl.

He used to eat crayons.

My son's not gonna
be named Earl.

[Sighs] Oh.

Hey, pop. Can you believe this?

Eleanor wants to
name our son Earl.

After that little
crayon-eating boy?

- Oh, that's ridiculous.
- 'Mm-hmm.'

I think you should
name him shaka

after the great zulu warrior.

Yeah. Shaka Emerson.
I like that name!

Mm-hmm. Marcus
Emerson, I like thatname.

Oh, come on, roc,
shaka's a won.. Ow!

- Ooh!
- Wh-what's wrong? What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Roc, I didn't wanna say anything

because we'd had
false alarms before

but I've been timing
the contractions

and they've been coming
closer for the last three hours.

- The baby on his way.
- T-T-The baby's coming?

The baby's coming! Hey,
baby, the baby's coming!

The baby's coming! Uh..

[Stuttering] Don't panic.

Roc, don't panic.
Don't. Do not panic.

- Don't panic. Pop.
- Uh-huh?

- Pop?
- Yeah.

Go tell Joey and Sheila

we're taking Eleanor
to the hospital.

Uh, right away.

And just relax,
sweetheart, just relax.

Just relax. We just wanna
get you to the hospital.

We gonna take you and
little Marcus to the hospital.

- Shaka.
- Marcus.

- Shaka!
- Alright, alright, don't, alr..

It's okay. It's just
no time to argue.

We just wanna get you to
the hospital safely, okay?

- Okay, roc.
- Okay.

We just need to be thinking

about you and
little Marcus ri...

Eleanor, do you wanna
go to the hospital alone?

Shaka.

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