All language subtitles for Roc s02e02 Car Wars.eng

I-I'm gonna tell 'em to
put you out of the house.

- Hey, look...
- Okay, oh, oh.

Oh, hi! I'm Charles s. Dutton.

Welcome to our second
live episode of "roc."

For those of you who
missed last week's

it went pretty well.

[Chuckling] But..

There was something
that bothered me, see?

Me and the other cast members,
we have this bet going on.

Who mess up the most lines?

Well, there was
only one line flopped.

And I did it.

Fifty bucks gone like that.

That was more than
six trips to supercuts.

You know, but this year of
betting on actors messing up

is not only for us on this show.

I mean, you can
play this at home.

I mean, just pick the actor
who looks the sleepiest.

Put your money down,
and you can clean grandma

out of her whole
social security check.

I mean, you know,
well, look, look

good luck, have fun.

Happy birthday, Mrs. Hoi.

"Roc," it's more
than television.

It's off-track betting.

[Scatting]

♪ Them that's got shall have

♪ them that's not shall lose

♪ so the Bible says

♪ and it still is news

♪ mama may have

♪ papa may have but

♪ god bless the child

♪ that's got his own ♪
them that's got shall get

♪ god bless the child ♪
them that's not shall lose

♪ them that's got shall get

♪ them that's not shall lose

- Hey, roc.
- Hey, pop, where you been?

Well, here and there.

Searching the back
alleys of Baltimore

lookin' for the remains
of my dead son

who you drove from
the safety of this house.

Nowhere special.

Now, pop, why do
you have to say that?

You know, I feel
bad enough as it is.

Oh, I was just
goofin' on you, son.

- I'm sure he's fine.
- Yeah, well, I hope so.

You know, it's been a week
since we heard from him.

Oh, you know how Joey is.

He never calls
unless he's in trouble.

Not hearing from him
means he's alright.

Yeah, I guess so.

Or decomposing.

[Sighing]

- 'Hey, sweetheart!'
- 'Eleanor.'

uh-huh.

- What? Is something wrong?
- Wrong? No.

It's every woman's
dream to walk ten blocks

carryin' two heavy
bags of groceries

'cause her husband
refuses to buy a car.

Now, Eleanor, we've
been through this now.

- We're not getting a car.
- We're not getting a car.

- We can't afford it.
- We can't afford it.

- We're saving up for a house.
- We're saving up for a house.

You're just inches away from
throwing me out too, aren't you?

Look, roc, I know that
we savin' up for a house

but there are
actually some people

who have a car and a house.

That's why they build 'em
with those big doors in front

that go up and down.

You don't have to be sarcastic.

Why don't you
throw her out, roc?

Hey, everybody. Look, it's Joey.

- 'Oh.'
- hey.

- 'Joey!'
- boy, my boy.

- 'How you doin'?'
- Oh, where have you been?

- We've been worried sick, boy.
- Hey, well, you know me.

- I always land on my feet.
- Hey, hey, Joey.

Hey, roc.

Uh, sis, I brought
you a little somethin'.

Oh, your laundry. Thank you.

I'll just go put
these in some water.

Thanks, sis. Boy, I
sure missed her, boy.

Uh, you must be hungry.

Can I get you
something to eat, son?

- Uh, sure, pop.
- Alright.

Well, look, a-about some
of the things I said I was...

Uh, yeah. Yeah, roc, me too.

You know, I just did
what I did 'cause I thought

it would be good
for you, you know?

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I mean, in your
own sick, pig-headed

bullyin' way you
thought you were..

You thought you were
doing the right thing.

Well, I guess I had that comin'.

- Hey, man, I missed you, man.
- I missed you too.

How you doing, Joey?

Man, you looking good.

So, uh, must be pretty dead
around here without me, huh?

Yeah, well, you know, you
bring excitement wherever you go.

Yeah, so wh-where
you staying anyway?

Homeless shelter. Hey, uh, pop.

That food ready yet?

[Scatting]

♪ Keep on walking on

♪ whoa whoa whoa

the dumbest thing at that
convention was quayle's speech.

- What a moron!
- I don't know.

He seemed like a
regular guy to me.

He said he shared, uh,
shared a room with his brother

and walked a-a mile
to school every mornin'.

Oh, yeah. When did
quayle ever walk to school?

No, no, no. When did Dan
quayle ever go to school?

Look out. Chair coming through.

Hey, roc, uh, is this the kind
of thing you're looking for?

Hey, that's fine. It's
exactly what I wanted.

Uh, you know, roc

just because someone
throws something out

it don't mean it
automatically becomes a perk.

Some garbage... Really is.

Well, this particular
perk ain't for me.

It's for Joey. Hey,
he called this mornin'.

He finally found
himself an apartment.

- Good for him.
- Hey, that's great.

That's great. Where's
he been staying till now?

Well, you know, around.
You know, here and there.

- Like where?
- I don't know.

Well, come on, roc. Where?

[Mumbling] Homeless shelter.

What did he say? Animal shelter?

Wh-what was he doing
living in a animal shelter?

What's the difference
where he's been living, huh?

He's got a new place
and tomorrow night

we're all going over to throw
him a house-warming party.

You know, make him feel good
about the dump he's living in.

I mean, what do you
care about how he feels?

He's out of your
hair. Uh, so to speak.

Yeah, yeah, alright,
yeah. Well, look.

The whole point is to
make him take responsibility.

If we can get him to likes
the place, he'll wanna keep it.

And the only way he
can do that is to get a job.

Uh, okay, roc. Whatever you say.

- I'll see you later, man.
- Yeah, alright.

Yeah, I'm gonna take off too.

Alright, roc, I, uh, guess
you want a lift with the chair.

Oh, yeah, sure, but
if you only promise

that you won't bug me
about gettin' my own car.

I mean, I get enough
of that from Eleanor.

Okay, forget it.

[Piano music]

[Doorbell ringing]

Hey, sis. Hey, pop.

Come in, please.

So, uh, what do you think?

Well, to be honest,
we were expecting

something a little more..

- More...
- Rat holey.

Here, I bought you a
little house-warming gift.

Oh, thank you, pop.

Malcolm X.

Um, pop, I appreciate
the thought but, uh..

I don't think it
goes with the decor.

Oh, nonsense. Black
goes with everything.

Here, Joey, I-I bought
you some dinner.

Oh, well, thank you. I'll just
go pop this in the microwave.

Um, make yourselves at home.

How on earth he
get a place like this?

Oh, maybe it's
better we don't know.

It could make us accessories.

Now, this cushion doesn't
look too good but, uh..

This isn't a dump!

Well, it wasn't until you
brought that chair in here.

Well, you know, I-I didn't..
E-Ernie wanted you to have this.

Oh, okay.

How in the hell are you
paying for this place?

I'm not, roc, I got
this musician buddy

named Kenny seals, he got
a three month gig out of town

so he asked me
to house sit for him.

- Oh, that's great, Joey.
- That's good, son.

Oh, house sit, so you
just hang around here

and you don't have
to do anything?

- Oh, roc.
- Well, well, yeah.

Ahow you like me now?

So, uh, you folks want
something before dinner?

Uh, some Perrier? Some juice?

- Uh, some cappuccinos?
- Uh, j-just some water.

You know, some good old,
American, ordinary, tap water.

- I'd like some Perrier, please.
- Me too.

Well, since when do you
guys started drinking Perrier?

You're right, roc, it
might go to our heads

and then we'll
start puttin' on airs.

Alright, that's two perriers

and one au detap, comin' up.

I mean, can you believe this?

I put myself through hell the
past week just to motivate him

to get a job. Now,
he doesn't have to.

You did the best
you could do, roc.

At least, this way,
you know he's safe.

[Telephone ringing]

[Joey] 'Uh, could one
of you get that, please?'

oh, sure, Joey. Anything
to make your life easier.

I'll get it.

Hello. Uh-huh.

Okay, I'll tell him.

Joey..

Uh, the doorman.

Your Mercedes is
back from the car wash.

Mercedes? He's got a Mercedes?

Yeah, buddy, that's the
best part of this whole set-up.

Oh, a Mercedes.

That's a car, isn't it?

Don't start it, Eleanor.

Ah, dinner is served. Table
for four. This way, please.

Roc, I'm just trying to point
out that we're the only people

in Baltimore who
don't have a car.

Well, the bus is like your
personal limo, isn't it?

I'm not laughing, roc.

'I don't ask for much.'

Joey, what say you and
me go eat in the Mercedes?

♪ Whoa whoa whoa

I'm saying, you don't have
to be rich to have a car.

All I'm trying to
say is even Joey

who was in a homeless
shelter yesterday

is now driving a Mercedes

and we're still worryin'
about exact change.

Well, that's better
than worrying about

car payments we can't make.

Roc! Urgh!

This man gonna drive me crazy.

Come on, Joey, come
fold up your laundry

and get it out of here.

Well, I-I just served
you dinner though.

And I cooked it.

Alright, that's a good point.

- Son, you alright?
- Oh, pop.

Doesn't she realize I'd
love to buy her a car?

You know, it just isn't fair.

You know, I work
my butt off all my life

and I've got nothing.

Joey doesn't lift a finger
and he's got everything.

A condo, car, everything...

Oh, you got somethin'
much more important.

You got strength, and
character, and drive.

All Joey's got is..

God watching out for him.

Yeah, well, doesn't
god know he's a bum?

Son, even the lord

likes to have a good
time now and then.

I'm going to bed.

Alright, pop.

- Roc.
- Oh!

Now, we gotta talk.

Obviously, there's
a problem here.

There's a lot more to
this than the price of a car.

No, it's this simple.
Cars cost money.

- And we don't have it.
- How can you say that?

We both have jobs. We
got a little money in the bank.

Well, maybe today, but what
if something happens, huh?

What if I lose my job?
What if I get hit by a truck?

Then I'm back to where
I started, with nothin'.

Roc, you talking
about like 12 years ago.

I didn't have a lot back
in those days either.

That was then. This is
now. We doing alright.

Eleanor, we're not getting
a car. End of discussion.

What you mean end of discussion?

You can't end the discussion.

We are talking about our money.

- Half of which is mine.
- Eleanor, I've made up my mind.

Oh, yeah? Well, I done
made up my mind too, roc.

And tomorrow, I'm
going down to the bank

and I'm taking my
half of the money

and I'm buying myself a car.

End of discussion.

[Murmuring]

So, roc, I hear
you buying a car.

[Scatting]

[Male narrator] More "roc"
live after these messages.

♪ Whoa whoa whoa

[sighs] Hey, Joey, you
know, I really appreciate

you inviting me over
to use the sauna.

- It's really been a tense day.
- Yeah, I know, roc, I know.

So, uh, you think Eleanor's
really gonna go out

and get that car on her own?

I don't know. I don't
even wanna think about it.

I just wanna kick
back and relax.

Alright, cool. Hey, uh,
wanna have a glass of wine?

- Yeah, sure. Sounds good.
- Alright, there.

Here you go.

Well, roc, these are
some serious grapes, man.

This is chateau
lafite rothschild

1989.

Yeah, buddy, that's a
long way from thunder bird.

Um, sorry, I didn't mean
to bring up cars again.

That's okay, I gotta
tell you, you know

I was lil' bugged at first that
you lucked into this place.

- But I guess it's for the best.
- How's that, roc?

Well, you know, now that
you're spongin' off someone else..

I don't have to grind
my teeth anymore.

Well, gee, roc, hallmark
couldn't have said it better.

In your face.

- You know, Joey.
- Yeah.

This is livin'.

Yeah, roc, you know..

It's pretty ironic, you know.

I got no money, I got no credit.

And I'm living life like a rock
star. It just blows my mind.

Yeah, well, I could
be living like this..

If I had god on my side.

- Um, how's that?
- Oh, you know, come on, Joey.

You know, you've
always been lucky.

Oh, roc, it ain't
luck. It's attitude.

See, I expect pleasure
out of life so I get it.

- You don't, so you don't.
- Oh, come on.

No, no. I-I'm serious, roc.
See, you don't enjoy anything.

When was the last time
you looked at a sunset?

When was the last time you
stopped to smell a flower?

Joey, in my line of work, I
don't stop to smell anything.

That's what I mean, roc, see,
remember when we're kids

you worked two paper routes
so you could save enough money

to buy that 10-speed
bike you always wanted.

Well, by the time you
finally saved up all the money

it was what? Next summer.
The bike was too small for you.

You ended up giving it to
me. You remember that?

Yeah, I was mad
as hell about that.

'And you should've
been, roc, I mean'

you worked for it, I enjoyed it.

Now, if a man, if a man
works for something

doesn't he have a right to
enjoy what it is he's working for?

Yeah, sure, of course, then
what the hell is he working for?

Right, roc. What the
hell is he working for?

Well, damned if I know.

Hoo-haa!

And how did Mr. Emerson

enjoy test drive number seven?

He's still on it. I gave
up after number six.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Normally, I go on all the
test drives with my customers

but I had to get
on with my life.

Look, I'm gonna level with you.

Now, I really
want to buy this car

but my husband
is a different story.

So, you and I got
to work together.

Anything I can do.

What was his mood
last time you saw him?

It was hard to tell. He
was kinda muttering a lot.

- Muttering? Hmm.
- Is that bad?

Well, it's not as
good as grumbling

but better than stammering.

Come to think of
it, he was hissing.

Hissin'?

Oh, he only hisses
when he's workin'.

It means he's gonna buy the car

or empty the ashtray.

Well, let's hope for the best.
Can I, uh, get you some coffee?

Yes, please. Thank you.

Oh, oh!

Lord, lord.

I don't know what you
made Joey say to roc.

But whatever it was, lord..

Way to go.

Now, getting roc in here
was just the first step.

Lord, I know there's
a lot bigger problems

going on in the world
besides my gettin' a car.

But I'm not asking
for a miracle.

Just a hatchback.

So, lord, if you
do this for me..

How did it go, roc?

Well, you know, it's a good
car. You know, I don't know.

I mean, if you really,
you know, really, really

really want it, uh..

I guess this one is
one we could buy.

Oh, roc, baby.

Thank you, sweetie.

Oh, roc, I know I put a
lot of pressure on you.

And I really appreciate
you doing this for me.

- Oh, so what have we decided?
- We're gonna buy the car.

- Yeah, fine, huh?
- Great.

Now, the sticker
price is 12,100.

- Okay, Eleanor, let's go.
- Well, hold up now.

I can knock off
$1000 off the top.

- Eleven hundred, how's that?
- Okay.

I'm not gonna play
negotiating games with you.

I'm gonna tell what I can pay

and I'm not budging
from that figure.

- What's the figure?
- Ten-three.

- Deal. No, no, no.
- How about ten-one?

- Can't change in the middle.
- Oh, damn.

Let me tell you about
our option package.

No, no, options.

You must want air conditioning.

- The car will be like an oven.
- Already got an oven,

I'll put wheels on it, we don't
need a car, let's go, Eleanor.

Oh, come on, roc.

Alright, you sayin' you
want air conditioning?

Well, I have kind of
gotten used to it on the bus.

Okay, Eleanor. We'll
take air conditioning.

Thank you, honey. Oh, look, roc.

We could get am/fm
stereo cassette

with concert sound speakers.

- No, forget it.
- You're right. Who needs music?

This way on those long
Sunday drives we can just talk..

About our relationship.

We'll take that
stereo and that's it.

Okay, baby. Oh,
thank you. Sign it.

Right there.

Sign it, roc.

- Oh.
- Well, I did it.

Oh! Yes, you did,
baby. Thank you.

Well, you know me.
All you gotta do is ask.

[Male narrator] "Roc" will
return live in a moment.

Roc, honey. What're you
doing up? It's 6:00 A.M.

Oh, I'm just looking
at the car, Eleanor.

Ah, she sure is fine, isn't she?

She sure is.

Look at those clean lines.

That sleek body.

Those magnificent headlights.

You know, roc, you used
to talk about me like that.

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.

I'm just really glad you
pushed me into this.

Oh, you know what, roc?

This time is my
favorite time of the day.

City is just comin' alive.
The sun's comin' up.

- Birds are startin' to sing.
- Yeah.

- And here's one now.
- Oh.

What's he doin'?

Hey, hey, you pigeon,
get away from my car!

[Scatting]

♪ Yeah keep on walking on

♪ oh lord

♪ oh yeah yeah yeah

♪ yeah yeah well well well

♪ ooh good god now

♪ whoa whoa whoa

♪ keep on walking on

♪ oh good god now

♪ whoa whoa

♪ keep on walking on

♪ oh good god now

♪ whoa whoa whoa

♪ whoa whoa

♪ keep on walking on

♪ oh yeah walk on yeah

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