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Sex, I make 'em pay a couple of bills ♪ 17 00:01:05,168 --> 00:01:06,514 ♪ It's a stick-up, stick-up 18 00:01:06,514 --> 00:01:08,102 ♪ On the pole, watch this bad gal ♪ 19 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,311 ♪ Lift up, lift up, and drop, drop it like it's hot ♪ 20 00:01:10,311 --> 00:01:12,106 [ "Baby Shark" playing on TV] Rows or twists? 21 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:15,316 Venus: Rows. But do my baby hair like Doja Cat. 22 00:01:15,316 --> 00:01:17,456 Girl, I'm canceling the Internet. 23 00:01:17,456 --> 00:01:19,562 Hand me that edge control. 24 00:01:19,562 --> 00:01:20,804 What's burning? 25 00:01:20,804 --> 00:01:22,289 Oh, God. 26 00:01:22,289 --> 00:01:25,982 ♪ Mommy Shark, do-do-do-do-do, Mommy Shark♪ 27 00:01:25,982 --> 00:01:30,193 Oh. Nuh-unh, girl. Put that back. Upstairs. 28 00:01:30,193 --> 00:01:31,574 [ Children laughing ] 29 00:01:31,574 --> 00:01:32,678 Ohh. 30 00:01:32,678 --> 00:01:34,163 [ Sizzling ] 31 00:01:34,163 --> 00:01:36,061 ♪ Grandma Shark, do-do-do-do-do♪ 32 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,545 Watch out. [ Toy squeaks ] 33 00:01:37,545 --> 00:01:38,926 Oh. My goodness. Sorry. 34 00:01:38,926 --> 00:01:41,687 Listen. I am sorry that I slept so late. 35 00:01:41,687 --> 00:01:43,758 These migraines are killing you. I know, I know, I know. 36 00:01:43,758 --> 00:01:46,140 But you got errands, so I will get the kids to school. 37 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,555 You're the best. 38 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:49,488 No, baby. You're holding this whole operation together. 39 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:50,869 You are the queen. 40 00:01:50,869 --> 00:01:53,285 Hey. Look at me. You are the king. 41 00:01:53,285 --> 00:01:54,942 You can't control what's happening to you. 42 00:01:54,942 --> 00:01:57,427 I know. I get the results from my CT scan this week. 43 00:01:57,427 --> 00:01:58,670 I just -- I need answers. 44 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:01,086 I miss another semester, I might lose tenure. 45 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:03,813 Look. We'll be okay. I got them. All right. 46 00:02:03,813 --> 00:02:05,815 And we gonna get you back to you. Yeah? 47 00:02:05,815 --> 00:02:07,368 Yeah? You're so hot right now. 48 00:02:07,368 --> 00:02:09,094 Ooh. Stop. I'm just sayin'. 49 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:11,131 Professor Sex, when the last time we, you know? 50 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,202 Mnh. You see all them damn kids over there? 51 00:02:13,202 --> 00:02:14,237 Yes. [ Scoffs ] 52 00:02:14,237 --> 00:02:15,894 Come on. I'm just sayin'. 53 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:17,551 I just combed grits out of my hair. 54 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:20,347 Oh, you are sofilthy. Just think about it. 55 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:21,589 You're gonna think about it. 56 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:22,694 I can tell you're gonna think about it, 57 00:02:22,694 --> 00:02:24,247 'cause I can see it in your eyes. 58 00:02:24,247 --> 00:02:25,973 [ Jeff laughs ] 59 00:02:25,973 --> 00:02:28,113 Good morning, my beautiful children! 60 00:02:28,113 --> 00:02:29,321 Hello, hello, hello! 61 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:30,978 Look at your hair. I'ma finish doing your -- 62 00:02:30,978 --> 00:02:32,531 Did you miss me? Did you miss me? 63 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:34,119 Oh, you missed me! Come here, man. 64 00:02:34,119 --> 00:02:36,121 [ Chuckles ] 65 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:38,503 ♪ Poom, poom, nani, nani, God bless ya soul ♪ 66 00:02:38,503 --> 00:02:41,333 ♪ Jill Da Thrill, you could chill, watch me take control ♪ 67 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,887 ♪ I'm an angel in disguise, leave you on cloud nine ♪ 68 00:02:43,887 --> 00:02:46,304 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 69 00:02:46,304 --> 00:02:47,822 [ Organ playing ] 70 00:02:47,822 --> 00:02:50,308 [ Sighs ] I've been avoiding sex with my husband. 71 00:02:50,308 --> 00:02:52,033 Priest: The Bible says we should not -- 72 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:53,380 I'm having an affair! 73 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:55,036 I've fought it for a long time, 74 00:02:55,036 --> 00:02:57,591 but I'm in love with someone else. 75 00:02:57,591 --> 00:02:58,799 And there's more, Father. 76 00:02:58,799 --> 00:03:02,251 Something I've never said out loud, to anyone. 77 00:03:02,251 --> 00:03:04,114 But I have to. 78 00:03:04,114 --> 00:03:06,876 Go on, my child. Unburden yourself. 79 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:09,361 Father, I... 80 00:03:09,361 --> 00:03:12,675 ♪♪ 81 00:03:12,675 --> 00:03:14,504 I-I can't. 82 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:17,197 ♪ Poom, poom, nani, nani, it's big mami ♪ 83 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,854 ♪ Doin' tricks like Ducatis in a big body ♪ 84 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:22,340 ♪ Butter Pecan, her majesty, queens get the money ♪ 85 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:25,135 ♪ My legacy written, this royal bitch stay hungry ♪ 86 00:03:25,135 --> 00:03:29,657 Wait. I'm off the Van Jones interview 87 00:03:29,657 --> 00:03:32,971 and now I'm doing a segment on the world's oldest chimp? 88 00:03:32,971 --> 00:03:35,111 This was Dana's call, wasn't it? 89 00:03:35,111 --> 00:03:36,285 Three minutes to show. 90 00:03:36,285 --> 00:03:37,976 [ Door closes ] 91 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:44,362 ♪♪ 92 00:03:44,362 --> 00:03:47,019 First you get the money... 93 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,021 then you get the power. 94 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:51,679 After you get the power... 95 00:03:51,679 --> 00:03:53,474 they will respect you. 96 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:58,134 ♪ Now, you know you wanna be with a nasty girl ♪ 97 00:03:58,134 --> 00:04:00,481 ♪ Know you wanna spend time in my nasty world ♪ 98 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:03,519 ♪ Gimme what I need, and I'll be your nasty girl ♪ 99 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:05,831 ♪ Your nasty girl, your nasty girl ♪ 100 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:07,212 ♪ This is embarrassin' 101 00:04:07,212 --> 00:04:08,869 ♪ Mass murder, harassment, I'm the advocate ♪ 102 00:04:08,869 --> 00:04:11,561 ♪ No one can fathom this Nasty Bitch flow with the arrogance ♪ 103 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:13,667 [ Guitar strumming ] 104 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:20,225 ♪ It's not easy to be honest, but I'm willing ♪ 105 00:04:20,225 --> 00:04:26,162 ♪ 'Cause I know you need it more than anything I have ♪ 106 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:30,925 ♪ I hope you hear me now 107 00:04:30,925 --> 00:04:32,962 Falling asleep down here! 108 00:04:32,962 --> 00:04:36,414 ♪ I hope you hear me now 109 00:04:36,414 --> 00:04:38,278 Hey, ain't you one of them Nasty Bitches? 110 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,796 [ Strumming stops ] 111 00:04:39,796 --> 00:04:41,108 [ Chuckles ] Ohh! 112 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:43,110 [ Feedback whines ] 113 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:47,252 [ Rapping ] ♪ This is embarrassin' 114 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:49,254 ♪ Mass murder, harassment, I'm the advocate ♪ 115 00:04:49,254 --> 00:04:52,222 ♪ No one can fathom this Nasty Bitch flow with the arrogance ♪ 116 00:04:52,222 --> 00:04:55,122 ♪ Lyrical, cynical, savage, visuals paint scriptures ♪ 117 00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:57,849 ♪ And my mystique is Mona Lisa in faded pictures ♪ 118 00:04:57,849 --> 00:04:59,437 ♪ Guess the motto is something vicious ♪ 119 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:00,886 ♪ When you think of these bitches ♪ 120 00:05:00,886 --> 00:05:02,198 ♪ Said you the best with it 121 00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:03,579 ♪ Until I stepped to your business ♪ 122 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:06,444 ♪ Put my name on the body, disappear in the ghost ♪ 123 00:05:06,444 --> 00:05:09,239 ♪ Pop bottles with my girls, we run the world ♪ 124 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:10,586 [ Mic thuds ] [ Feedback whines ] 125 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:12,933 ♪ Now you know you wanna be with a nasty girl ♪ 126 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,315 ♪ Know you wanna spend time in my nasty world ♪ 127 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,352 ♪ Gimme what I need, and I'll be your nasty girl ♪ 128 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:21,044 ♪ Your nasty girl, your nasty girl ♪ 129 00:05:22,149 --> 00:05:24,185 Cut! That's a wrap! Got it! 130 00:05:24,185 --> 00:05:25,911 [ All cheering ] 131 00:05:25,911 --> 00:05:28,086 I know, it's your world. It's your world. 132 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:29,501 Dap me up. It's your world. 133 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:31,469 Baby... 134 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:33,574 Woman: Watch the cables, people! 135 00:05:33,574 --> 00:05:37,129 ♪♪ 136 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,960 -Nasty Bitches forever! -Forever! 137 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,582 World-premiere exclusive video. 138 00:05:41,582 --> 00:05:43,239 The number-one record in the country right now, 139 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:44,792 and we've got the ladies right here with us. 140 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:47,347 ♪ All the way up, all the way up ♪ 141 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,900 ♪ Yeah, I'm all the way up 142 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:51,212 ♪ Nothing can stop me, I'm all the way up ♪ 143 00:05:51,212 --> 00:05:55,216 All: We're the Nasty Bitches. Welcome to our crib. 144 00:05:55,216 --> 00:05:56,666 Red carpet reporter: ...records sold. 145 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:58,116 "Nasty Girl" up for two VMAs, 146 00:05:58,116 --> 00:06:00,463 but any response to being banned from "Saturday Night Live"? 147 00:06:00,463 --> 00:06:03,949 Uh, yeah, that George Bush is still an [bleep]! 148 00:06:03,949 --> 00:06:05,261 ♪ I'm all the way up 149 00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:06,814 ♪ Shorty, what you want? I got what you need ♪ 150 00:06:06,814 --> 00:06:08,747 Butter Pecan. 151 00:06:08,747 --> 00:06:11,405 From the hood to Hollywood. 152 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,200 Paparazzi: Why'd you walk off stage? 153 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,236 What's the beef? Are the Nasty Bitches done? 154 00:06:15,236 --> 00:06:16,755 Yes. 155 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:18,861 ♪ I'm all the way up, henh 156 00:06:18,861 --> 00:06:20,310 ♪ All the way up 157 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:22,071 [ Moaning ] 158 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:24,625 Excuse me? 159 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:26,247 Excuse me! 160 00:06:26,247 --> 00:06:30,459 ♪♪ 161 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:32,944 [ Alarm chirps ] 162 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:35,360 Sorry. This is my van. 163 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,674 Oh, snap! Is that -- That's you! Baby, she's famous! 164 00:06:38,674 --> 00:06:40,123 My bro had her poster on the wall. 165 00:06:40,123 --> 00:06:42,505 Her? Really? What happened? 166 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:43,610 Rude. 167 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,301 What, TLC's not getting back together? 168 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:47,372 Oh, you got me confused with somebody else. 169 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:49,236 You stupid. You think TLC be shopping 170 00:06:49,236 --> 00:06:51,272 for prune juice in some dirty-ass sweats? Ugh. 171 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:52,895 Have a wonderful day. 172 00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:54,414 Woman: Boy, you stupid. 173 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,243 ♪ Music make you lose control 174 00:06:56,243 --> 00:06:59,591 ♪ Let's go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 175 00:06:59,591 --> 00:07:02,076 ♪ I've got a cute face, chubby waist ♪ 176 00:07:02,076 --> 00:07:03,837 ♪ Thick legs, in shape 177 00:07:03,837 --> 00:07:05,494 ♪ Rump shakin' both ways 178 00:07:05,494 --> 00:07:06,840 ♪ Make you do a double take 179 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,841 ♪ Now let's go, y'all 180 00:07:07,841 --> 00:07:09,670 ♪ Planet rocker, show stopper 181 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,638 ♪ Flow proper, head knocker 182 00:07:11,638 --> 00:07:13,536 ♪ Beat scholar, tail dropper 183 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:15,331 ♪ Do my thang, mother... ♪ Now let's go 184 00:07:15,331 --> 00:07:17,264 ♪ My Rolls-Royce, Lamborghini 185 00:07:17,264 --> 00:07:19,197 ♪ Blue Medina always beamin' [ Exhales deeply ] 186 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:22,649 Jeff: Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 187 00:07:22,649 --> 00:07:24,029 Yes. 188 00:07:24,029 --> 00:07:25,445 Oh, you are the queen! 189 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,516 Ohh! Oh! Oh, my God. 190 00:07:27,516 --> 00:07:29,000 [ Toy squeaks ] 191 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,380 [ Woman screams ] 192 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,037 What -- 193 00:07:33,176 --> 00:07:34,971 You said she was gone all morning! Oh! 194 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:36,145 What are you wearing? [ Scoffs ] 195 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:38,112 I am, like, genuinely sorry. 196 00:07:38,112 --> 00:07:41,081 I don't even like condoms, but I made him wear one every time 197 00:07:41,081 --> 00:07:42,254 out of the deep respect 198 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,877 I have for you and your amazing family. 199 00:07:43,877 --> 00:07:45,292 What is wrong with you?! 200 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:46,396 Nothing. 201 00:07:46,396 --> 00:07:48,053 [ Stammers ] Everything. I -- 202 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:49,779 I don't know. A white girl?! 203 00:07:49,779 --> 00:07:51,194 I'm 1/8th Peruvian. 204 00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:52,886 I bought this for you. 205 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:54,646 I look like a clown because two fools 206 00:07:54,646 --> 00:07:57,028 thought I was too disgusting to be TLC. 207 00:07:57,028 --> 00:07:59,099 If I may... No. 208 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:01,308 ...I think you look fantastic. 209 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:02,758 Really? 210 00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:04,207 Yes. Stunning. 211 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:06,865 There's nothing more attractive than mature beauty. 212 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:12,250 I'm sorry. 213 00:08:18,774 --> 00:08:21,673 I know I messed up, and... 214 00:08:21,673 --> 00:08:23,364 I don't know what to say. 215 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:26,816 I ju-- Please, say something. 216 00:08:26,816 --> 00:08:28,715 [ Sighs ] Yell at me, hit me. 217 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:30,199 I'm an asshole! 218 00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:33,133 Bree. Babe, I'm sorry. 219 00:08:34,617 --> 00:08:38,863 I gave up everything. 220 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:40,589 For you. 221 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:43,557 [ Sighs ] 222 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,527 [ Urinating ] 223 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:53,118 ♪♪ 224 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:55,880 [ Beep ] 225 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,468 Okay. 226 00:08:58,468 --> 00:09:01,264 [ Beeping ] 227 00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:03,577 [ Sighs ] Crap. 228 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,786 [ Door opens ] 229 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:11,896 Oh. I thought today for sure. Did we miss the window? 230 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:15,313 Maybe. I-I don't know. You disappointed? 231 00:09:15,313 --> 00:09:17,695 Not at all. 232 00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:19,662 This is all part of God's plan. 233 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:22,285 I know you believe that. Come here. 234 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:27,187 I love you. However this journey ends up is fine. 235 00:09:27,187 --> 00:09:28,844 Because it's ours. 236 00:09:28,844 --> 00:09:30,293 You deserve the best. 237 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,330 You arethe best. 238 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,711 What is it? 239 00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:35,298 Nothing. 240 00:09:35,298 --> 00:09:37,887 I love you. That's all. 241 00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:43,513 [ Door closes ] Hey. 242 00:09:43,513 --> 00:09:44,756 Guess who brought lemon cookies. 243 00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:47,172 Ah! You're amazing. Darren loves these. 244 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:49,278 Is he home? 245 00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:51,729 Bowling league. Championship. 246 00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:53,454 You look nice. 247 00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:55,249 Thank you. 248 00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:57,182 Everything all right? 249 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,770 I called you last night. You didn't answer. 250 00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:01,739 [ Exhales sharply ] I'm good. 251 00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:04,086 I know what you're dealing with. 252 00:10:04,086 --> 00:10:06,364 You know I'm here for you, right? 253 00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:09,643 [ Chuckles ] 254 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,440 [ Chuckles ] 255 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:20,585 ♪♪ 256 00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:27,696 ♪♪ 257 00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:29,836 [ Gasps ] 258 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:33,149 I couldn't do it. I couldn't tell Darren. 259 00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:35,773 I know I said I would, and I had a plan, but I couldn't. 260 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:37,395 How far are you gonna take this 261 00:10:37,395 --> 00:10:39,328 before you do something you can't go back on? 262 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:42,262 I am married. I'm Catholic. 263 00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:43,781 I'm also the daughter of a deacon 264 00:10:43,781 --> 00:10:46,266 who literally prayed over kids he thoughtmight be gay. 265 00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:50,650 Do you love me? 266 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,307 Of course I do. 267 00:10:53,307 --> 00:10:54,654 This is hard for me. 268 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,690 It is difficult to break someone's heart, 269 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,243 but is this easier? 270 00:10:58,243 --> 00:10:59,866 Pretending to be someone you're not? 271 00:10:59,866 --> 00:11:02,006 No. But I'm used to it. 272 00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:03,973 And I respect your struggle, but I have got to live 273 00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:05,803 out in the open with the person I love. 274 00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:08,081 Tina, we'll figure it out. 275 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:11,291 I've already figured it out, Jill. 276 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,604 It's your turn. 277 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:18,298 Tina. 278 00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:20,818 [ Door opens, closes ] [ Sighs ] 279 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:28,998 ♪♪ 280 00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:31,311 [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] 281 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,902 Hey, Ma. It's been a minute. 282 00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:38,905 It's been a year. Why you gotta show up today? 283 00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:40,769 Can I speak to my daughter, please? 284 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,737 Jojo! 285 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,014 Jojo: Coming! 286 00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:46,636 You can't keep doing this to her. 287 00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:48,604 Look, I'm doing the best that I can. 288 00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:53,885 Happy birthday. 289 00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:55,922 I haven't seen you in over a year. 290 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:57,509 You gonna let me in? No. 291 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,166 I'm your mother. No, you're someone 292 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:00,720 who pops in every once in a while 293 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,826 with a lame gift and an excuse as to why she is never around. 294 00:12:03,826 --> 00:12:06,380 Being on the road is not easy for me, either, Jojo. 295 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:09,004 It's always about you, isn't it? 296 00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:10,902 When I get past my issues 297 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,904 and I really think about who you are, 298 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:16,045 it makes me sad, 'cause I see someone still chasing the fame 299 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:17,875 they lost 20 years ago, 300 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,566 someone so reckless with her life, 301 00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:22,776 she doesn't even know who my father is. 302 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,951 I hope you find what it is that you're looking for. 303 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,821 Charles: Dana, I'm here to discuss yet another 304 00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:35,271 unjust killing of a Black man by law enforcement, 305 00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:38,481 and as a member of the news media, the words you use matter. 306 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:40,483 [ Slurring ] Wait. This is on me? Racism? 307 00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:42,416 All a hundred and something years it's been happening? 308 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:43,935 Look. All lives matter. 309 00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:46,179 Why is that controversial? I shoot straight. 310 00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:47,974 I call them criminals when they commit crimes. 311 00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:50,148 I call them thugs when they act thuggish. 312 00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:52,254 And when Blacks act ignorant, I call them -- 313 00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:54,739 Never again will this woman work in this town. 314 00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:56,292 I am totally appalled. 315 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,881 This is a major problem. Dana is our top-rated host. 316 00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:01,125 Because she's the last of the originals. 317 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,161 But someone has to look our viewers in the eye 318 00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:04,922 on Monday and apologize -- 319 00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:07,372 a woman of color, me, 320 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:10,272 and I will make America fall in love with me. 321 00:13:10,272 --> 00:13:11,963 It's what I do. 322 00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:15,208 Right. Get us out of this mess. 323 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,830 One more thing. 324 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,487 We've been negotiating my contract for months -- 325 00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:20,075 It's done. Whatever you want. 326 00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:22,180 Okay. Now I want -- 327 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,768 More potatoes, honey? Yes, please. 328 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:27,668 Thank you. Um... [ Clears throat ] 329 00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:30,740 Guys, did we say "thank you" to Mommy for this amazing dinner? 330 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,570 Children: Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 331 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,089 So, how was school? School was good? 332 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:36,367 Everybody have a good day? Princess? You have a good day? 333 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,920 -Yeah. I drew a giraffe. -I had a pretty good day. 334 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,371 Yeah? What'd you make? Okay. You had a quiz today? 335 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,269 You had a good day? Good day? 336 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:43,477 [ Voices overlapping ] 337 00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:45,790 Jeff: Ohh! Oh! 338 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,343 Oh, you are the queen! 339 00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:48,655 [ Chair legs scrape ] Child: What's wrong? 340 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,760 [ Door slams ] 341 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,659 [ Shouts ] 342 00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:55,731 Unh! 343 00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,837 [ Engine starts ] God. 344 00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:06,500 ♪ Make room for this hottie, my picture on the TV♪ 345 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,055 ♪ P. Sex made him run up his check, get up his jet♪ 346 00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:12,023 ♪ Big flex, let a diamond baguette float up her neck♪ 347 00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:14,301 ♪ Butter Pecan, mami, perro, un perro♪ 348 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,683 ♪ A dog, all she want is a boss, y monedero♪ 349 00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:17,857 ♪ Jill Da Thrill...♪ 350 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,997 [ Fart ] [ Sighs ] 351 00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:21,722 [ Snoring ] 352 00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:23,690 [ Cellphone vibrating ] 353 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:26,624 [ Chuckles ] 354 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:28,729 [ Beep ] Bree? 355 00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:31,146 Yeah, it's Bree. Listen. Turn the radio on. 356 00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:33,838 ♪ You gonna feel a difference when you creep into nasty world♪ 357 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,840 ♪ I'ma make you really wanna be with a nasty girl♪ 358 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,118 Radio DJ: Zoom, zoom, zoom, that was "Nasty Girl," 359 00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:41,984 the '90s chart-topper from the former queens of hip-hop. 360 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:44,642 Why did they break up, and where are they at? 361 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:46,609 Zah-zah-zah. 362 00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:48,301 ♪ A nasty girl...♪ 363 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:49,992 [ Car alarm chirps ] Hey. 364 00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,167 [ Siren wails in distance ] 365 00:14:55,515 --> 00:14:56,861 Long time. 366 00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,483 That's what happens when you tell someone you love them 367 00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:00,209 and they break your heart. 368 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:03,454 You don't talk to them for a long time. 369 00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:05,594 You look great. I know. 370 00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:07,389 What do you want? 371 00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,149 How 'bout we get the band back together? 372 00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:10,633 Why the hell would I do that? 373 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:13,498 'Cause we owe them. You know what we did. 374 00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,985 [ Door closes ] 375 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:20,747 Yo! 376 00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:22,128 Yo! 377 00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:24,268 [ Chuckles ] Oh, man. 378 00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:25,959 Ooh! 379 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,927 Ehh!Ehh! [ Fingers snap ] 380 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,998 Can you believe it's been 20 years 381 00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:32,241 since we imploded on that stage in San Diego? 382 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,380 Mnh. Mnh-mnh. 383 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,831 But it is really good to see your face. 384 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:37,005 I know. 385 00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,799 You bitches! 386 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:40,905 All: Ooh! [ Fingers snap ] 387 00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:42,527 Girl, what you been up to? 388 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:45,220 Oh, I'm down in Nashville, finally expressing myself 389 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:46,842 musically the way I've always wanted to, 390 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,361 and, you know, people are responding. 391 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:51,467 -Ladies! -Ooh. 392 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,676 You look...incredible. 393 00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:55,851 Are you in professional hair and makeup right now? 394 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:58,302 What a tremendous compliment. 395 00:15:58,302 --> 00:16:00,028 [ Chuckles ] 396 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:02,651 [ DMX's "Ruff Ryders' Anthem" plays ] 397 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:04,549 ♪♪ 398 00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:05,826 ♪ Unh 399 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:07,483 Please. Please don't. 400 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,933 We are too old for this. 401 00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:09,934 What's up -- 402 00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:11,004 -Bitch! -Aah! 403 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:11,971 ♪ Stop, drop 404 00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:18,494 Get out of my face! Get off of me! -You get off of me! 405 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:19,909 Get off! Get off me, Eric! 406 00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:22,119 You mad? Still jealous? 407 00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:23,568 Of what?! Your fake J-Lo ass?! 408 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,985 Look, everybody shut up right now before I put you both 409 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,573 in a timeout, and you can forget about iPads! 410 00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:31,093 -What? -Habit. 411 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:34,614 You flew to L.A. to finish a fight from 20 years ago? 412 00:16:34,614 --> 00:16:37,444 [ Scoffs ] I'm sorry. That's ridiculous. 413 00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:39,032 It is. [ Chuckles ] 414 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,898 Listen, yo. Y'all here, which means you heard the song. 415 00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:45,452 Now, since it dropped, everyone been asking about y'all. 416 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:47,109 Lil Muffin's my artist. 417 00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:50,388 She's closing out the BET Awards this Sunday. 418 00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:51,458 I want y'all to perform with her. 419 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,772 What? I'm a mom. I don't rap anymore. 420 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:56,843 Well, that's a 50K haul for each of you. 421 00:16:56,843 --> 00:17:00,019 [ Door opens ] Konnichi wa,lil babies! 422 00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:03,815 Okay, dis gotta be quick fast, okay? 423 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,507 'Cause I got a Japanese lesson in 10. 424 00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:07,233 Bitches want me to be a one-trick pony, 425 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:09,683 but I'ma be one of dem ponies with, like, a 40-inch rainbow weave 426 00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:11,547 and a bedazzled horn comin' out my head. 427 00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:12,686 A-A unicorn? 428 00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:15,793 Whatever. Yes. Dem. 429 00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,139 Now, I ain't never heard of no Nappy -- 430 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,520 "Nasty." 431 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,039 Okay. 432 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,799 E-Roc played the track, and I was like, 433 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,594 "What I'm 'posed to do wit dat?" He was like, "Trust." 434 00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:25,872 [ Chuckles ] 20 mil on YouTube now. 435 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:28,357 I am straight chop stickin' crow! 436 00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:30,118 I understand nothing. 437 00:17:30,118 --> 00:17:31,464 We are not a sideshow. 438 00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:33,121 You're not a show at all anymore. 439 00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:35,502 It's not 1999, when you had your one big album. 440 00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:37,332 Now you're [scoffs] whatever you are. 441 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:40,369 Muffin has things to do. If you're in, great. 442 00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:42,268 If not, this was just a favor for Eric. 443 00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:43,890 Sayonara, lil babies. 444 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,995 I see some things haven't changed. 445 00:17:45,995 --> 00:17:47,756 Just a bunch of straight men shaping the image 446 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,378 of a young, impressionable artist. 447 00:17:49,378 --> 00:17:52,933 Look. Whatever. I got five kids and a husband out of work. 448 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,452 I could use that money. 449 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:56,730 I am still active in my parish. 450 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,698 There are things I can't say anymore. 451 00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:00,182 It's one night. 452 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,909 Splash some holy water on that ass and keep it movin'. 453 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:05,118 Plus, we get to hang for a week 454 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,535 and forget about all the crap going on back home. 455 00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:13,782 Okay. Fine. For you. 456 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:16,025 Well, I'm in. I want an audience again. 457 00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,717 -Yes! -But we have 458 00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,753 way too much history to just hop back on stage 459 00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:22,101 like the Brady Bunch. Oh, here we go. 460 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,516 Valeria needs to apologize. 461 00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:25,311 What? A fistful of weave wasn't enough? 462 00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,002 Look, you're the reason we broke up! 463 00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,142 You used us, and you rode my talent 464 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,833 to everything you have now. 465 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:34,009 You want me to apologize? You want me to kiss the ring? 466 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:35,907 Bow down to your effortless brilliance? 467 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,254 It's a start. 468 00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:39,290 You are a stubborn egomaniac. 469 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:41,327 You hate that I have the fame 470 00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:43,605 that your thirsty ass is still chasing. 471 00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:46,953 I came here because sometimes I feel guilty that I'm the only 472 00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:49,093 one that went on to have any real success. 473 00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:50,646 Yo! V, come on! 474 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:53,511 No. She crazy, and this? 475 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,272 It's beneath me. 476 00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:58,792 Look. Valeria hasn't changed. 477 00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,415 Neither have you. 478 00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:03,349 And, sadly, the beef all boils down to Eric. 479 00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:04,626 You had a thing for him, 480 00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,524 he wasn't checking for you, and V landed him. 481 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:09,355 She was the least talented and now somehow the most famous. 482 00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:11,771 I was the glue. I had to be. 483 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,531 Bree was always buried under three dudes. 484 00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:14,877 They were buried under me. 485 00:19:14,877 --> 00:19:16,465 And Jill was always bitter about something, 486 00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:19,088 and that was before you started doing blow every night. 487 00:19:20,504 --> 00:19:22,816 -Yo. What are we doing, huh? -Mnh. 488 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:25,440 I got five kids at home, and I am not at home. 489 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,753 I'm at a bar, kickin' it with two of my oldest friends. 490 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,445 Can we please cheers to that? 491 00:19:30,445 --> 00:19:31,722 Yes. Yeah. 492 00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:34,690 Cheers to three women from Queens 493 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,623 who stood on top of the world for a hot minute. 494 00:19:36,623 --> 00:19:38,211 Mm-hmm. 495 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,455 Mmm. 496 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:41,939 Can I tell you guys something? 497 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:44,321 I have to tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something. 498 00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:46,875 Do you have something to tell us? I think she has 499 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:50,050 [ Sighs ] I walked in on my husband 500 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,983 "instructing" one of his students. 501 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,122 With his... Penis. 502 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,848 Oh, not the penis. Does he still have it? 503 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,125 What? His... Penis. 504 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,265 Yes. 505 00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:59,059 Oh. You really havechanged. 506 00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:02,477 Look. Every chick thinks they'd walk. 507 00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:05,790 Beyoncé didn't leave. Hillary didn't leave. 508 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:09,035 And why not? Why don't we leave? 509 00:20:09,035 --> 00:20:11,900 It's because we sacrifice out of love, 510 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,730 and when you sacrifice so much, 511 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,525 how the hell you gonna walk away? 512 00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:19,804 We got five kids. I don't have friends. 513 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,428 I have other moms who come over and talk at me 514 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,568 about hand creams and preschools, 515 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:26,846 but they are not friends. 516 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,330 I thought I had everything. 517 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:31,333 But I can only blame myself. I chose this. 518 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,232 Yo, remember when you used to date Ja Rule? 519 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,441 -Oh, girl. -We caught dude outside 520 00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:37,477 of Limelight making out with Foxy. 521 00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:40,135 You didn't blame yourself. You didn't sulk. 522 00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:42,620 You set his Ducati on fire. Sure did. 523 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,277 Yeah, but Jeff drives a Prius, 524 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,555 and it's in both of our names, and we tried hard. 525 00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,247 Like, we had to get a loan, 'cause I got the -- 526 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,457 Okay, well, I think what Naomi's trying to say 527 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:53,769 is that you need to find Professor Sex. 528 00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:57,670 You need to find the fierce woman you used to be. 529 00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,811 For real. Find her and cut that mother-- 530 00:21:00,811 --> 00:21:02,295 Forget about his penis. 531 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,434 Ooh. Oh, my God. 532 00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:05,885 Wait. Too fast. 533 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:10,303 Oh, I love you guys. I really needed that. 534 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,719 Alright. I'm gonna go call my husband. 535 00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,411 Ooh, and I'm gonna fall asleep 536 00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:17,966 with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos on my chest. 537 00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,588 [ Laughs ] 538 00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:23,868 ♪♪ 539 00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,663 Buy me a drink. 540 00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,286 [ Chuckles ] 541 00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:33,499 You still doing music? 542 00:21:33,499 --> 00:21:36,778 Everybody wants Xplicit Lyrics. They don't want Naomi. 543 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:40,022 You know, I called. 544 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:41,714 You never called back. You did me dirty. 545 00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:42,887 You had a baby with somebody else. 546 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:45,131 You chose Valeria. I was just the secret chick. 547 00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:47,236 I was young. 548 00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:50,101 You know V. She -- She a lightning bolt. 549 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,759 You know it's dangerous, but you gotta look. 550 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,487 Whatever. I -- I-It didn't work out with her, either. 551 00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:57,833 All right. Look. I'm just gonna go. 552 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:58,834 No, no. Wait. 553 00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:05,703 ♪♪ 554 00:22:05,703 --> 00:22:07,498 It's good to see you. 555 00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:12,296 Why'd you do all this? 556 00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:14,402 You know, I'm getting older. 557 00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:17,094 Married twice, divorced twice. 558 00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:18,371 No kids. 559 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,752 Rich but broke. 560 00:22:19,752 --> 00:22:22,962 Nothing's all good or all bad anymore. 561 00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:26,068 Nothing's pure. It's just...life. 562 00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:29,796 Y'all's my first big act. 563 00:22:29,796 --> 00:22:32,351 Before we messed it all up, we -- 564 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,111 we had something good and pure. 565 00:22:34,111 --> 00:22:36,493 Not just the group. 566 00:22:36,493 --> 00:22:38,702 Me and you. 567 00:22:38,702 --> 00:22:43,154 ♪ Give me a reason to love you 568 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,364 Guess I'm chasing that feeling. 569 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,538 You're drunk. Very. 570 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:48,746 ♪ Give me a reason 571 00:22:48,746 --> 00:22:50,369 But am I lying? 572 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,267 ♪ To believe 573 00:22:52,267 --> 00:22:54,545 Look. I leave in 12 hours. 574 00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:56,236 Let's drink and pretend 575 00:22:56,236 --> 00:22:58,860 like the last 20 years never happened. 576 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,655 I'm down with that. 577 00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:03,899 ♪ I just wanna be a woman 578 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:05,832 ♪♪ 579 00:23:05,832 --> 00:23:08,835 Now, are we gonna take these drinks to my room... 580 00:23:08,835 --> 00:23:11,390 ♪ I just wanna be a woman 581 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,738 ...or do you wanna keep talking about your feelings? 582 00:23:14,738 --> 00:23:17,050 [ Remy Ma's "Conceited" plays ] 583 00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:19,190 ♪ Yes, yes 584 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,779 ♪ See, this ain't nuttin' that you used to ♪ 585 00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:24,057 ♪ Out of the ordinary and usual ♪ 586 00:23:24,057 --> 00:23:26,888 ♪ You gotta have the mind of state like I'm so great ♪ 587 00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:28,821 I was up all night working on -- You mind explaining? 588 00:23:32,825 --> 00:23:34,033 I put my mug down. 589 00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:35,552 In front of Dana. 590 00:23:35,552 --> 00:23:37,036 You're gonna fire me because you think 591 00:23:37,036 --> 00:23:40,557 I poisoned my co-host with a racist elixir? 592 00:23:40,557 --> 00:23:42,006 Get ready for court! 593 00:23:42,006 --> 00:23:43,801 Is that what you want? Hmm? 594 00:23:43,801 --> 00:23:47,218 For us to hire investigators to reallydig into this? 595 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:51,015 We can do that, or you can quietly step down 596 00:23:51,015 --> 00:23:54,018 and we all move on from this nightmare. 597 00:23:56,504 --> 00:23:58,160 Ugh! 598 00:24:00,611 --> 00:24:07,687 ♪♪ 599 00:24:07,687 --> 00:24:14,763 ♪♪ 600 00:24:14,763 --> 00:24:16,144 [ Wheels rolling ] 601 00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:19,043 [ Chuckles ] Mini-bar? 602 00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:22,909 Oh, tell me how something so small can inflict so much pain. 603 00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:26,534 Look, we're not performing, but the dumbest thing we ever did 604 00:24:26,534 --> 00:24:29,019 was throw away friendships that most people never have. 605 00:24:29,019 --> 00:24:32,194 That's the truth. I'm gonna call you guys, and you better answer. 606 00:24:32,194 --> 00:24:34,024 Of course. 607 00:24:34,024 --> 00:24:38,062 I'm in! We should do it. The show. I was being petty. 608 00:24:38,062 --> 00:24:39,892 [ Cellphone chimes ] 609 00:24:39,892 --> 00:24:41,721 [ Click ] 610 00:24:41,721 --> 00:24:43,930 "'Shade' host Valeria Mendez 611 00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:46,795 stepping down after three years." 612 00:24:46,795 --> 00:24:48,659 Girl, what did you do? 613 00:24:48,659 --> 00:24:50,868 Wait. You got Google Alerts on a bitch? 614 00:24:50,868 --> 00:24:52,180 Keep your enemies close. 615 00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,768 You know me better than anyone. 616 00:24:53,768 --> 00:24:56,149 I'm the kind of person that screws three ladies over who care about her 617 00:24:56,149 --> 00:24:58,427 and then turns around and asks them for a favor. 618 00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,257 That's me. That's what I'm doing. 619 00:25:00,257 --> 00:25:02,155 You have no reason to have my back 620 00:25:02,155 --> 00:25:04,675 when I never really had yours, but I do know the only time 621 00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:07,678 I had anything resembling a family is when we were together. 622 00:25:07,678 --> 00:25:09,438 We arefamily. 623 00:25:12,372 --> 00:25:14,685 You're still gonna need an apology. I'm still gonna 624 00:25:14,685 --> 00:25:15,962 [ Chuckles ] 625 00:25:15,962 --> 00:25:17,067 I'm sorry. 626 00:25:19,621 --> 00:25:22,624 I'm not Jill Da Thrill anymore. 627 00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:24,661 Then we do it ourway this time. 628 00:25:24,661 --> 00:25:28,768 For wives, moms, and ambitious hos everywhere. 629 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,600 [ Chuckles ] Y'all are mad corny. 630 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,774 [ Laughter ] 631 00:25:34,774 --> 00:25:35,844 Come on. 632 00:25:35,844 --> 00:25:37,674 [ Sighs ] 633 00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:40,228 All: Whoo! [ Fingers snap ] 634 00:25:40,228 --> 00:25:43,403 Okay, so a mom, a church lady, 635 00:25:43,403 --> 00:25:46,096 a washed-up musician... 636 00:25:46,096 --> 00:25:48,581 and a disgraced daytime TV host are gonna be performing 637 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:54,000 at the biggest Black awards show in the world in four days? 638 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,727 ♪ Don't look ahead, there's stormy weather ♪ 639 00:25:56,727 --> 00:25:59,040 Tell me how this isn't gonna be a disaster. 640 00:26:04,804 --> 00:26:06,323 ♪ Check it out, check it, check it out ♪ ♪ 'Bout to show y'all 641 00:26:06,323 --> 00:26:08,359 ♪ My pen game is Saddam Hussein to your brain ♪ 642 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,707 ♪ So insane, I got him in chains like a slave ♪ 643 00:26:10,707 --> 00:26:13,468 ♪ Never been afraid, go against the grain like a fade ♪ 644 00:26:13,468 --> 00:26:16,126 ♪ A renegade, I blew up the lane like grenades ♪ 645 00:26:16,126 --> 00:26:18,611 ♪ Now, what you know about writin' every rhyme? ♪ 646 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:21,200 ♪ Spittin' every flow and bodyin' every line? ♪ 647 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,547 ♪ I body everybody, my body of work shines ♪ 648 00:26:23,547 --> 00:26:25,998 ♪ When it's all said and done, I'm the greatest of all time ♪ 649 00:26:25,998 --> 00:26:28,759 ♪ Young and reckless, they called us bitches and hos ♪ 650 00:26:28,759 --> 00:26:31,244 ♪ Only God can judge me, 'cause Heaven only knows ♪ Yeah. 651 00:26:31,244 --> 00:26:33,833 ♪ It's harder to live right when you livin' in sin ♪ 652 00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:36,422 ♪ I used to think the best thing in life was chasin' men ♪ 653 00:26:36,422 --> 00:26:39,080 ♪ The preacher's daughter, I wanted fame and the glory ♪ 654 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,876 ♪ But I ain't trippin', 'cause it's all part of my story ♪ Yeah. 655 00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:43,947 ♪ Yeah, dear Father, forgive me for my sins ♪ 656 00:26:43,947 --> 00:26:46,984 ♪ But I'm chasin' my dreams 'cause I was born to win, unh ♪ Whoo! Yeah. 657 00:26:46,984 --> 00:26:48,952 ♪ Born to win, Jill, you so right ♪ 658 00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:51,610 ♪ It's a Queens thing, baby, we bad bitches for life ♪ Life. 659 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,578 ♪ I been around the world, 40 days, 40 nights ♪ 660 00:26:54,578 --> 00:26:57,167 ♪ 40 karats, 40 chains, "Miami Vice" ♪ 661 00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:59,721 ♪ Top of the world, top floor, penthouses ♪ 662 00:26:59,721 --> 00:27:02,482 ♪ Lobster and shrimp, one dinner is ten thousand ♪ 663 00:27:02,482 --> 00:27:04,484 ♪ Tell Xplicit we going to whenever ♪ 664 00:27:04,484 --> 00:27:07,556 ♪ September or November, October or December ♪ 665 00:27:07,556 --> 00:27:11,181 ♪ Ha, I could've ended that better, but whatever ♪ 666 00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:13,355 ♪ I really, really work my body ♪ 667 00:27:13,355 --> 00:27:14,874 ♪ Sittin' in my Bugatti 668 00:27:14,874 --> 00:27:17,359 ♪ Chillin' while I'm killin' hibachi, drippin' Versace ♪ 669 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,499 ♪ Trippin', I'm a nasty girl in a nasty world ♪ 670 00:27:19,499 --> 00:27:20,984 ♪ Make the classiest and ratchets ♪ 671 00:27:20,984 --> 00:27:22,399 ♪ Wanna take a nasty tour ♪ Oh 672 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:24,297 ♪ Was an introvert and muddy, but I'm in the dirt ♪ 673 00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:26,817 ♪ Now my same bullies gotta ask me for a picture first ♪ 674 00:27:26,817 --> 00:27:28,992 ♪ Flip a verse, did it work, still on top ♪ 675 00:27:28,992 --> 00:27:31,028 ♪ Went from the block to the Billboard charts ♪ 676 00:27:31,028 --> 00:27:32,443 ♪ And I still won't stop You ready? 677 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:34,756 ♪ Smooth as the Land O'Lakes, you, you's a fan of me ♪ 678 00:27:34,756 --> 00:27:37,069 ♪ Feet cocked, I'm sittin' on the couch watchin' anime ♪ 679 00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:39,416 ♪ Big watch with a big chain, a big house on Biscayne ♪ 680 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,935 ♪ I switched out that big lane 681 00:27:40,935 --> 00:27:42,557 ♪ My big mouth got big fame, I been that ♪ 682 00:27:42,557 --> 00:27:45,456 ♪ They say you can't make a ho a housewife, I beg different ♪ 683 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,907 ♪ Gray sweats turn into lingerie in a minute ♪ 684 00:27:47,907 --> 00:27:50,599 ♪ Proud Mary, proud mommy, I does it all ♪ 685 00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:53,016 ♪ Made it through the struggle, stumbled, but never fall ♪ 686 00:27:53,016 --> 00:27:55,570 ♪ Look, you wanna see me humble, I want the crown ♪ 687 00:27:55,570 --> 00:27:57,883 ♪ Sky's the limit, can't keep a good mom down ♪ 688 00:27:57,883 --> 00:28:00,644 ♪ Gave my soul to you, body and all of the above ♪ 689 00:28:00,644 --> 00:28:03,060 ♪ In the end, you was lookin' for a teenage love ♪ 690 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:05,753 ♪ I'm a queen, though, I glow, kick 'em to the side ♪ 691 00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:08,307 ♪ On my Mary J. Blige, I'm not gon' cry ♪ Whoo! 692 00:28:08,307 --> 00:28:10,861 ♪ I'm a grown-ass woman, need a man, not a boy ♪ 693 00:28:10,861 --> 00:28:13,346 ♪ Tricks are for kids, and you could never play me like a toy ♪ 694 00:28:13,346 --> 00:28:14,831 ♪ After everything I gave for you ♪ 695 00:28:14,831 --> 00:28:16,246 ♪ Cooked for you, bathed you 696 00:28:16,246 --> 00:28:18,593 ♪ I was every woman, and I never would've played you ♪ 697 00:28:18,593 --> 00:28:20,906 ♪ But too bad, you lost the best you ever had ♪ 698 00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:23,667 ♪ And I'm still fly, I bring the beach to the sand ♪ 699 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:25,945 [ Door opens ] ♪ Back up with my girls, no time to waste ♪ 700 00:28:25,945 --> 00:28:29,500 ♪ P. Sex, Nasty Bitches, always in first place ♪ 701 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,364 Can we talk? 702 00:28:31,364 --> 00:28:34,989 Go ahead. They all know what you did. 703 00:28:34,989 --> 00:28:36,887 I need you to come home. 704 00:28:36,887 --> 00:28:39,821 Jeff, I told you. I needed space. I don't want to do -- 705 00:28:39,821 --> 00:28:43,238 It's cancer, Bree. The CAT scan. 706 00:28:43,238 --> 00:28:45,413 It's a tumor, and then the migraines are caused by the tumor. 707 00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:47,415 It's bad. I need surgery. 708 00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:49,382 Look. I know what I did to you. 709 00:28:49,382 --> 00:28:52,800 I just -- I don't want to tell the kids alone. 710 00:28:57,149 --> 00:29:00,842 Hey. Did, uh -- Did Art finally get to sleep? 711 00:29:00,842 --> 00:29:04,604 No. He did stop crying, though. 712 00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:07,297 I mean, we just told him his dad might die. 713 00:29:07,297 --> 00:29:10,196 So, listen, uh, I've been a lot of research -- 714 00:29:10,196 --> 00:29:11,922 binging "Grey's Anatomy," I mean -- 715 00:29:11,922 --> 00:29:15,270 and, apparently, depending on the location of the tumor, 716 00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:18,584 uh, judgment and impulse control may be impaired, 717 00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:20,689 so maybe -- and I'm just thinking here -- 718 00:29:20,689 --> 00:29:26,074 uh, that can explain why, you know, um, I did what I did. 719 00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:32,080 Are you kidding me? 720 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,634 You want me to watch a TV show so maybe I'll feel better 721 00:29:34,634 --> 00:29:37,534 about you pile driving one of your students in our bed, 722 00:29:37,534 --> 00:29:39,467 in the home that we share with our five children 723 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:40,571 that I birthed?! 724 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,228 Nah, bruh. 725 00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:44,368 You couldn't even give me the satisfaction 726 00:29:44,368 --> 00:29:47,061 of being pissed about what you did. 727 00:29:47,061 --> 00:29:48,856 You had to go and catch cancer. 728 00:29:48,856 --> 00:29:54,516 Do you know how excruciatingly unfair that is? 729 00:29:54,516 --> 00:29:57,657 But you will not die, homie. 730 00:29:57,657 --> 00:29:59,038 [ Chuckles ] Hell no. 731 00:29:59,038 --> 00:30:02,352 I will do everythingin my power to keep you alive 732 00:30:02,352 --> 00:30:07,460 because I want nothing more than the absolute pleasure 733 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:10,049 of nursing you back to health... 734 00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:12,534 and then leaving your ass! 735 00:30:12,534 --> 00:30:14,433 I amperforming with my girls. 736 00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:17,401 You don't get another piece of me. 737 00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:19,231 [ Groans ] 738 00:30:19,231 --> 00:30:21,233 Sleep on the couch, bitch! 739 00:30:29,689 --> 00:30:31,864 Woman: Good. Hit five, six, seven, and -- Nice! That's good, ladies! 740 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:33,866 [ Mumbling indistinctly ] 741 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:37,732 I used to wonder where I'd be if I had your talent. 742 00:30:37,732 --> 00:30:40,079 I mean, you parlayed it. I didn't. 743 00:30:40,079 --> 00:30:41,356 You have a family. 744 00:30:41,356 --> 00:30:42,599 I got a kid. 745 00:30:42,599 --> 00:30:43,772 I don't have no family. 746 00:30:43,772 --> 00:30:46,706 What's the story with Jojo's dad? 747 00:30:46,706 --> 00:30:48,881 He wasn't ready to be a dad, 748 00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:53,058 and he wasn't ready to be with me, so I never told him. 749 00:30:53,058 --> 00:30:55,681 I guess I thought that was better than Jojo knowing 750 00:30:55,681 --> 00:30:58,201 and him not being around. 751 00:30:58,201 --> 00:31:01,376 My mom left me at the back door of a shelter when I was 2. 752 00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:05,449 I'm sure there are good foster parents, but I never met any. 753 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:07,003 When I'd get to a new home 754 00:31:07,003 --> 00:31:08,832 and someone would beat the hell out of me, 755 00:31:08,832 --> 00:31:11,007 tell me I'd never amount to anything, 756 00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:13,699 I told myself I'd prove them wrong. 757 00:31:13,699 --> 00:31:16,495 I did, but I still go to bed every night 758 00:31:16,495 --> 00:31:19,532 wishing my mom would call me. 759 00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:21,569 You gotta keep trying. 760 00:31:21,569 --> 00:31:26,401 Because if Jojo's anythinglike me... 761 00:31:26,401 --> 00:31:27,782 that's all she wants. 762 00:31:27,782 --> 00:31:31,959 ♪♪ 763 00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:34,168 Can we go back to beefing, please? 764 00:31:34,168 --> 00:31:35,376 [ Chuckles ] 765 00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:38,275 [ Door opens ] I got my regrets, too. 766 00:31:38,275 --> 00:31:39,587 [ Door closes ] 767 00:31:39,587 --> 00:31:42,555 I let the one relationship I knew was real slip away. 768 00:31:42,555 --> 00:31:45,110 What's good? How'd it go? 769 00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:47,250 Amazing. 770 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:49,908 I made a reservation for dinner tonight. 771 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:53,118 We're gonna catch up, and you can't say no. 772 00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:56,466 Guess I can't. 773 00:31:58,606 --> 00:32:01,436 [ Woman sobbing ] 774 00:32:01,436 --> 00:32:03,438 [ Door opens ] 775 00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:08,271 Everything alright? 776 00:32:08,271 --> 00:32:10,998 Nah. But who wanna hear that? 777 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:12,240 Me. I do. 778 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,725 All these dudes got their hands in my pocket. 779 00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:17,245 Like, who they want the best for? 780 00:32:17,245 --> 00:32:18,384 Me or them? 781 00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:21,111 Them. Honey, these dudes will pick you apart 782 00:32:21,111 --> 00:32:24,183 until there's nothing left but bones. Trust. 783 00:32:24,183 --> 00:32:25,253 What's your name? 784 00:32:25,253 --> 00:32:27,290 You know my name. Your realname. 785 00:32:27,290 --> 00:32:29,223 Why you wanna know that? Do people not ask you that? 786 00:32:29,223 --> 00:32:31,052 Police. 787 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:35,436 Well, I'm asking. 788 00:32:35,436 --> 00:32:36,678 Lauren. 789 00:32:36,678 --> 00:32:38,439 Lauren. 790 00:32:38,439 --> 00:32:42,029 Don't let his persona, the fame define you, 791 00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:46,516 because when it's all gone, you won't know who you are. 792 00:32:46,516 --> 00:32:48,967 [ Exhales sharply ] 793 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,452 Well, damn. 794 00:32:51,452 --> 00:32:53,937 Maybe I'll grow up to be like you someday. 795 00:32:53,937 --> 00:32:56,595 All put together with the whole world figured out. 796 00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:58,390 You don't know me. 797 00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:01,600 What y'all doing tonight? Wanna shoot through the crib? 798 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,154 I got the plug on Benihana delivery. 799 00:33:04,154 --> 00:33:06,674 You know, that sounds awesome. 800 00:33:06,674 --> 00:33:09,988 Cool. Just gotta put my face on. 801 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,369 My bad. Juwant? 802 00:33:14,199 --> 00:33:15,855 I'm good. 803 00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:17,409 Okay. 804 00:33:18,651 --> 00:33:19,825 [ Snorts ] 805 00:33:19,825 --> 00:33:21,551 ♪ Mm♪ 806 00:33:21,551 --> 00:33:23,898 [ Nicki Minaj's "Beez in the Trap" plays] 807 00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:26,211 Girl, you been in Montana too long, 808 00:33:26,211 --> 00:33:28,454 just walking up in people's cribs like you're Mr. Rogers. 809 00:33:28,454 --> 00:33:29,559 That was his house. 810 00:33:29,559 --> 00:33:31,354 She probably couldn't hear us over the music. 811 00:33:31,354 --> 00:33:34,736 ♪ I beez in the trap, be-beez in the trap♪ 812 00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:38,326 Lauren?! What's up? It's Jill and the girls! 813 00:33:38,326 --> 00:33:41,191 ♪ ...can't tell me nothin'♪ 814 00:33:41,191 --> 00:33:42,951 This what hot girls do? 815 00:33:42,951 --> 00:33:44,332 Oof. 816 00:33:44,332 --> 00:33:46,990 Jill: Oh, my God! 817 00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:49,130 Oh, my God. 818 00:33:49,130 --> 00:33:51,581 ♪♪ 819 00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:53,238 Damn. 820 00:33:53,238 --> 00:33:56,758 ♪♪ 821 00:33:56,758 --> 00:33:59,278 Call an ambulance. 822 00:33:59,278 --> 00:34:02,005 Naomi: Please. We need an ambulance. A girl just overdosed. 823 00:34:07,217 --> 00:34:08,667 [ Monitor beeping ] [ Clears throat ] What happened? 824 00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:11,152 Tell me you didn't have the most recognizable rap star 825 00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:13,258 in the world admitted to a countyhospital. 826 00:34:13,258 --> 00:34:14,811 She overdosed. She could have died. 827 00:34:14,811 --> 00:34:17,055 And you may have just killed her career. 828 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,918 You all right? 829 00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:19,954 -[ Weakly ] Yeah. -Perfect. 830 00:34:19,954 --> 00:34:21,473 Hey. Let's get out of here. 831 00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:24,165 She's not going anywhere until she's properly discharged. 832 00:34:24,165 --> 00:34:25,684 Did you know she had a drug problem? 833 00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:27,720 She's young. All right? People party. 834 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,308 Jill, you know the game. 835 00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:31,586 Partying doesn't get you in the hospital. I know. 836 00:34:31,586 --> 00:34:33,312 You know I know. 837 00:34:33,312 --> 00:34:35,866 This is a really dope after-school special, but we have a show. 838 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,040 She needs rehab. 839 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,077 The BET Awards is promotion for the album. 840 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,113 Failure to perform is breach of contract, 841 00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:43,460 and the label will go after every cent of her advance. 842 00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:46,946 Is that money still around, or did it fly up her nose? 843 00:34:46,946 --> 00:34:48,569 Jill, this is business. 844 00:34:48,569 --> 00:34:50,467 She is not a business! 845 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:53,850 Lauren, you have to speak up. 846 00:34:53,850 --> 00:34:55,714 [ Exhales sharply ] 847 00:34:55,714 --> 00:34:58,268 These my people. Charlie: It's settled. 848 00:34:58,268 --> 00:35:00,512 Muffin has the stage all to herself, as she should. 849 00:35:00,512 --> 00:35:01,892 Nah, nah, nah, chief. Nobody said -- 850 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,515 Look, it's been real, but it's time for you to go. 851 00:35:03,515 --> 00:35:06,276 Your plane tickets back to pre-menopausal obscurity will be at the hotel. 852 00:35:06,276 --> 00:35:08,623 -Turn the other cheek. -What? 853 00:35:08,623 --> 00:35:10,280 You slapped him? 854 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,730 Straight knocked homeboy out. 855 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:13,490 I mean, it'd be funny if he wasn't the dude 856 00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:14,664 who gave us this opportunity. 857 00:35:14,664 --> 00:35:16,597 Forget him. Lauren needs us. 858 00:35:16,597 --> 00:35:18,426 I didn't know that girl till a few days ago. 859 00:35:18,426 --> 00:35:21,119 She's alive. The only thing that's gone now is our shot. 860 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,811 Naomi, really? I mean, seriously, is your life so perfect now 861 00:35:23,811 --> 00:35:25,537 that you got time to fix other people's? 862 00:35:25,537 --> 00:35:27,055 You don't know what you're talking about. 863 00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:28,574 Some of us don't have the perfect house 864 00:35:28,574 --> 00:35:29,713 or the perfect husband... Stop. 865 00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:31,198 ...with a stomach full of under-seasoned 866 00:35:31,198 --> 00:35:34,028 potatoes au gratin or whatever else you folks eat in Montana. 867 00:35:34,028 --> 00:35:35,374 Shut the hell up. 868 00:35:35,374 --> 00:35:37,204 -Shut me up. -Ladies! 869 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,071 You know, you should focus a little less on fame 870 00:35:43,071 --> 00:35:46,040 and a little more on that kid you abandoned. 871 00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:50,941 Ugh! I needed this. 872 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:53,668 Are y'all two ever out for anyone but yourself? 873 00:35:53,668 --> 00:35:56,292 Yes. I agreed to do the show because my career 874 00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:58,811 blew up in my face, but then I was in a cypher again 875 00:35:58,811 --> 00:36:01,366 with you ladies, and I felt it -- 876 00:36:01,366 --> 00:36:03,713 the magic we had on that boat. 877 00:36:03,713 --> 00:36:07,234 I got to take my mask off for a few days, 878 00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:11,307 and I am scared as hell of having to put it back on again. 879 00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:15,380 I'm gay. 880 00:36:19,591 --> 00:36:22,663 I...am gay! 881 00:36:22,663 --> 00:36:24,147 [ Exhales sharply ] 882 00:36:24,147 --> 00:36:26,632 That must've felt really good. 883 00:36:26,632 --> 00:36:29,739 Ooh, yes, Lord, it did. 884 00:36:29,739 --> 00:36:33,743 Yes, and I am madly in love with someone else. 885 00:36:33,743 --> 00:36:36,573 I mean, Tina is the first person who made me feel like 886 00:36:36,573 --> 00:36:39,576 I could be honest with myself, honest with the world. 887 00:36:39,576 --> 00:36:41,923 [ Sighs ] My husband is amazing. 888 00:36:41,923 --> 00:36:44,271 I mean, he saw something in me when no one else should have. 889 00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:45,410 He doesn't deserve this. 890 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:48,067 -You deserve to be happy. -Yeah. 891 00:36:48,067 --> 00:36:50,518 [ Breathes deeply ] 892 00:36:50,518 --> 00:36:51,968 I'm sorry. 893 00:36:54,936 --> 00:36:57,284 All right. Stand up. 894 00:36:57,284 --> 00:36:59,217 ♪♪ 895 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,219 Okay. 896 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:05,361 We don't need a crowd, and we don't need a stage. 897 00:37:05,361 --> 00:37:07,225 We need each other. 898 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,985 Okay? 899 00:37:08,985 --> 00:37:10,469 [ Door opens ] 900 00:37:10,469 --> 00:37:16,406 ♪♪ 901 00:37:16,406 --> 00:37:18,719 Hi. 902 00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,204 I just came to say thank you. 903 00:37:21,204 --> 00:37:24,380 I'm not used to people looking out for me, so... 904 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:28,280 Listen, I have to perform tomorrow, 905 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,696 but I'm not doing the show without you guys. 906 00:37:30,696 --> 00:37:32,974 [ Guitar strumming ] 907 00:37:32,974 --> 00:37:36,668 ♪♪ 908 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:43,502 ♪ It's not easy to be honest, but I'm willing ♪ 909 00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:49,336 ♪ 'Cause I know you need it more than anything I have ♪ 910 00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:54,237 ♪ I hope you hear me now 911 00:37:54,237 --> 00:37:56,101 ♪♪ 912 00:37:56,101 --> 00:38:01,589 ♪ I hope you hear me now 913 00:38:01,589 --> 00:38:03,281 ♪♪ 914 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:10,874 ♪ I've done a lot of things I hate myself for ♪ 915 00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:14,844 ♪ But I know you must 916 00:38:14,844 --> 00:38:17,674 ♪ Hate me more 917 00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:20,677 ♪ But hear me 918 00:38:20,677 --> 00:38:21,885 [ Audience cheering ] 919 00:38:21,885 --> 00:38:24,094 Lil Muffin: Thank you for this opportunity. 920 00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:26,752 It's always been a dream to close the BET Awards, 921 00:38:26,752 --> 00:38:28,444 so thank you so much. 922 00:38:28,444 --> 00:38:31,654 ♪ I don't want to be afraid no more ♪ 923 00:38:31,654 --> 00:38:34,898 ♪ I just want to love you best I can ♪ 924 00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:38,488 ♪ And in return, I tried to understand ♪ 925 00:38:38,488 --> 00:38:44,839 ♪ All of the hurt I caused when I was lost and weak ♪ 926 00:38:44,839 --> 00:38:46,669 ♪ I hope that you hear me now 927 00:38:46,669 --> 00:38:48,084 We need to talk. 928 00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:50,742 Now, I didn't know nothing about the Nasty Bitches, 929 00:38:50,742 --> 00:38:53,952 but now I'm grateful that I do. 930 00:38:53,952 --> 00:38:56,644 They've earned the spotlight all to themselves, 931 00:38:56,644 --> 00:38:58,266 and I want to give them that, 932 00:38:58,266 --> 00:39:00,199 because I would not be here without them. 933 00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:02,892 -What the hell is going on? -Nothing you can stop. 934 00:39:02,892 --> 00:39:05,653 Ha-ha! 935 00:39:05,653 --> 00:39:08,000 ♪ All of the hurt I caused 936 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,350 ♪ When I was lost and weak, yeah ♪ 937 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:16,112 ♪ I hope that you hear me 938 00:39:16,112 --> 00:39:18,494 [ Helicopter blades whirring ] 939 00:39:18,494 --> 00:39:20,772 [ Cheers and applause ] 940 00:39:20,772 --> 00:39:26,847 ♪♪ 941 00:39:26,847 --> 00:39:32,922 ♪♪ 942 00:39:32,922 --> 00:39:34,648 Take it off! 943 00:39:34,648 --> 00:39:39,825 ♪♪ 944 00:39:39,825 --> 00:39:42,690 ♪ Poom, poom, nani, nani my nani dripped in gold ♪ 945 00:39:42,690 --> 00:39:44,036 ♪ Zoom, zoom in Ferraris 946 00:39:44,036 --> 00:39:47,385 Hold up, hold up, hold up. I got a question. 947 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,387 Are my ladies in the building tonight?! 948 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,733 [ Cheers and applause ] 949 00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:53,391 Any moms in the building tonight, holding it down, 950 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,254 still sexy, don't need no man? 951 00:39:55,254 --> 00:39:57,636 [ Cheers and applause ] That's right. 952 00:39:57,636 --> 00:39:59,776 I used to be a Nasty Bitch. 953 00:39:59,776 --> 00:40:02,192 Tonight? I'm a queen! 954 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:04,022 [ Cheers and applause ] 955 00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:09,579 ♪♪ 956 00:40:09,579 --> 00:40:12,202 ♪ Poom, poom, nani, nani, my nani dripped in gold ♪ 957 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:14,929 ♪ Zoom, zoom in Ferraris, fly me around the globe, huh ♪ 958 00:40:14,929 --> 00:40:17,345 ♪ Nasty by nature, treacherous in them hills ♪ 959 00:40:17,345 --> 00:40:19,865 ♪ It's P. Sex, I make 'em pay a couple of bills ♪ 960 00:40:19,865 --> 00:40:21,108 ♪ It's a stick-up, stick up 961 00:40:21,108 --> 00:40:22,696 ♪ On the pole, watch this bad gal ♪ 962 00:40:22,696 --> 00:40:25,284 ♪ Lift up, lift up, and drop, drop it like it's hot ♪ 963 00:40:25,284 --> 00:40:27,908 ♪ Give it to you good, make you rise to the top, huh ♪ 964 00:40:27,908 --> 00:40:30,704 ♪ Sassy, intelligent, knock 'em out the box ♪ 965 00:40:30,704 --> 00:40:33,258 ♪ Queen chick, I'm the baddest dream bitch, huh ♪ 966 00:40:33,258 --> 00:40:35,709 ♪ Supreme chick you wanna be seen with ♪ 967 00:40:35,709 --> 00:40:38,125 ♪ Face so pretty, baby body full of curves ♪ 968 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,610 ♪ If he can't handle the speed, I kick him to the curb ♪ 969 00:40:40,610 --> 00:40:43,199 ♪ Now you know you wanna be with a nasty girl ♪ 970 00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:45,788 ♪ Know you wanna spend time in my nasty world ♪ 971 00:40:45,788 --> 00:40:48,411 ♪ Gimme what I need, and I'll be your nasty girl ♪ 972 00:40:48,411 --> 00:40:51,138 ♪ Your nasty girl, your nasty girl ♪ 973 00:40:51,138 --> 00:40:54,313 ♪ Poom, poom, nani, nani, your body looking delicious ♪ 974 00:40:54,313 --> 00:40:56,868 ♪ Power couple, you always handle your business ♪ 975 00:40:56,868 --> 00:40:59,353 ♪ Played the shy role for too long, let's face it♪ 976 00:40:59,353 --> 00:41:02,011 ♪ Boss bitches only, ain't nothing about me basic♪ 977 00:41:02,011 --> 00:41:04,082 ♪ When I'm next to him thinkin' about you ♪ 978 00:41:04,082 --> 00:41:06,671 ♪ Wanna tell him so bad, I know you want that, too ♪ 979 00:41:06,671 --> 00:41:09,536 ♪ 'Cause he deserves better than all the lyin' and the hidin' ♪ 980 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:11,814 ♪ Smilin' in his face, when in the meanwhile ♪ 981 00:41:11,814 --> 00:41:14,610 ♪ I'm so blessed, no more stress, letting you know♪ 982 00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:17,129 ♪ This is us forever, I ain't lettin' you go ♪ 983 00:41:17,129 --> 00:41:19,856 ♪ Yeah, I never knew I would end up kissing a girl ♪ 984 00:41:19,856 --> 00:41:22,756 ♪ But thanks to you, now I can tell the whole world ♪ 985 00:41:22,756 --> 00:41:24,896 ♪ Now, you know you wanna be with a nasty girl ♪ 986 00:41:24,896 --> 00:41:27,381 ♪ Know you wanna spend time in my nasty world ♪ 987 00:41:27,381 --> 00:41:30,211 ♪ Gimme what I need, and I'll be your nasty girl ♪ 988 00:41:30,211 --> 00:41:32,835 ♪ Your nasty girl, your nasty girl ♪ 989 00:41:32,835 --> 00:41:35,423 ♪ Poom, poom, nani, nani, it's big mami ♪ 990 00:41:35,423 --> 00:41:37,978 ♪ Doin' tricks like Ducatis in a big body ♪ 991 00:41:37,978 --> 00:41:40,601 ♪ Butter Pecan, her majesty, queens get the money ♪ 992 00:41:40,601 --> 00:41:41,878 ♪ My legacy written 993 00:41:41,878 --> 00:41:43,501 ♪ This royal bitch stay hungry 994 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,986 ♪ Nasty women, we about nothing but winnin' ♪ 995 00:41:45,986 --> 00:41:48,747 ♪ It's money over men, you never catchin' the slippin' ♪ 996 00:41:48,747 --> 00:41:51,336 ♪ I could do the shoppin' myself with blank checks ♪ 997 00:41:51,336 --> 00:41:52,579 ♪ You pull up with the Rolls-Royce ♪ 998 00:41:52,579 --> 00:41:54,097 ♪ I pull up with the jet 999 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,548 ♪ I pull up with the princess cuts and the baguettes ♪ 1000 00:41:56,548 --> 00:41:59,378 ♪ I pull up with the Louis luggage, I made it a set ♪ 1001 00:41:59,378 --> 00:42:01,622 ♪ Get what I want and never think about the cost ♪ 1002 00:42:01,622 --> 00:42:02,865 ♪ Nasty bitch? Nah 1003 00:42:02,865 --> 00:42:04,280 ♪ You can call me the boss 1004 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,765 ♪ Now, you know you wanna be with a nasty girl ♪ 1005 00:42:06,765 --> 00:42:09,112 ♪ Know you wanna spend time in my nasty world ♪ 1006 00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:11,977 ♪ Gimme what I need, and I'll be your nasty girl ♪ 1007 00:42:11,977 --> 00:42:14,221 ♪ Your nasty girl, your nasty girl ♪ 1008 00:42:14,221 --> 00:42:15,567 ♪ This is embarrassin' 1009 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,362 ♪ Mass murder, harassment, I'm the advocate ♪ 1010 00:42:17,362 --> 00:42:19,985 ♪ No one can fathom this Nasty Bitch flow with the arrogance ♪ 1011 00:42:19,985 --> 00:42:22,678 ♪ Lyrical, cynical, savage, visuals paint scriptures ♪ 1012 00:42:22,678 --> 00:42:25,197 ♪ And my mystique is Mona Lisa in faded pictures ♪ 1013 00:42:25,197 --> 00:42:27,786 ♪ I made a hit list, I'm a queen, young, Black and gifted ♪ 1014 00:42:27,786 --> 00:42:30,168 ♪ A fashion misfit, this ain't pretty dresses and lashes ♪ 1015 00:42:30,168 --> 00:42:32,757 ♪ This is Queens madness, rep my borough thorough as men ♪ 1016 00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:34,103 ♪ And when it comes to the paper ♪ 1017 00:42:34,103 --> 00:42:35,449 ♪ They wanna borrow my pen 1018 00:42:35,449 --> 00:42:36,761 ♪ Guess the motto was something vicious ♪ 1019 00:42:36,761 --> 00:42:38,107 ♪ When you think of these bitches ♪ 1020 00:42:38,107 --> 00:42:39,418 ♪ Said you the best with it 1021 00:42:39,418 --> 00:42:40,765 ♪ Until I stepped to your business ♪ 1022 00:42:40,765 --> 00:42:43,319 ♪ Put my name on the body, disappear in the ghost ♪ 1023 00:42:43,319 --> 00:42:45,908 ♪ Pop bottles with my girls, we run the world, ho ♪ 1024 00:42:45,908 --> 00:42:48,531 ♪ Now, you know you wanna be with a nasty girl ♪ 1025 00:42:48,531 --> 00:42:50,809 ♪ Know you wanna spend time in my nasty world ♪ 1026 00:42:50,809 --> 00:42:53,709 ♪ Gimme what I need, and I'll be your nasty girl ♪ 1027 00:42:53,709 --> 00:42:56,159 ♪ Your nasty girl, your nasty girl ♪ 1028 00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:58,886 ♪ Now, you know you wanna be with a nasty girl ♪ 1029 00:42:58,886 --> 00:43:01,130 ♪ Know you wanna spend time in my nasty world ♪ 1030 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:04,167 ♪ Gimme what I need, and I'll be your nasty girl ♪ 1031 00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:06,618 ♪ Your nasty girl, your nasty girl ♪ 1032 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:09,000 [ Song ends ] [ Cheers and applause ] 1033 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,450 -Whoo! -Yes! 1034 00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:15,834 [ Rhythmic clapping ] 1035 00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:17,733 Whoo! 1036 00:43:17,733 --> 00:43:20,770 Yes! 1037 00:43:20,770 --> 00:43:23,290 Oh, my God. You did it, Jill. You are amazing! 1038 00:43:23,290 --> 00:43:24,463 Thank you. 1039 00:43:24,463 --> 00:43:26,258 Nasty Bitches forever! 1040 00:43:26,258 --> 00:43:29,020 [ All cheering ] 1041 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:32,713 So, a mom, a washed-up musician, a disgraced daytime TV host, 1042 00:43:32,713 --> 00:43:34,197 a lesbian church lady, 1043 00:43:34,197 --> 00:43:36,234 and a young rapper fresh out of rehab 1044 00:43:36,234 --> 00:43:38,270 are going on a world tour? 1045 00:43:38,270 --> 00:43:39,755 Yeah. 1046 00:43:39,755 --> 00:43:40,790 Cool. 1047 00:43:42,481 --> 00:43:44,725 ♪ I'm coming out 1048 00:43:44,725 --> 00:43:47,348 ♪ I want the world to know 1049 00:43:47,348 --> 00:43:49,316 ♪ Got to let it show 1050 00:43:49,316 --> 00:43:50,938 ♪♪ 1051 00:43:50,938 --> 00:43:53,561 ♪ I'm coming out 1052 00:43:53,561 --> 00:43:56,116 ♪ I want the world to know 1053 00:43:56,116 --> 00:43:58,221 ♪ Got to let it show 1054 00:43:58,221 --> 00:43:59,602 ♪♪ 1055 00:43:59,602 --> 00:44:01,777 ♪ There's a new me coming out 1056 00:44:01,777 --> 00:44:03,951 ♪ And I just have to live 1057 00:44:03,951 --> 00:44:06,229 ♪ And I want to give 1058 00:44:06,229 --> 00:44:08,473 ♪ I'm completely positive 1059 00:44:08,473 --> 00:44:10,578 ♪ I think this time around 1060 00:44:10,578 --> 00:44:12,753 ♪ I am gonna do it 1061 00:44:12,753 --> 00:44:14,859 ♪ Like you never knew it 1062 00:44:14,859 --> 00:44:17,827 -- Captions by VITAC -- 1063 00:44:17,877 --> 00:44:22,427 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 79001

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