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- Good morning.
- Good morning!
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I love you.
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Jasper!
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Hey!
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Fuck! Whoa. Whoa.
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- Oh, my god.
- What's your problem? Dad?
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Oh!
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Ah! Hey, Hannah.
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How's it going, Jasper?
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Is it okay? Because it...
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Smells like you've burned
something.
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So Hannah, is this, um...
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Is this part of...
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- The gay thing?
- Dad!
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No, I'm just saying
if it is, I'm cool.
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- It's not part of it.
- Whoa, whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa, I think it's totally
a part of the gay thing.
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I mean this is who
I am now, man.
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I'm like totally a nudist.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You girls are so brave.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, you're not.
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If you were,
you wouldn't have done it.
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If I hadn't, I'd have
nothing be sorry about it.
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- And besides, your dad loves me.
- Yeah, dude, but that's my dad.
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You're embarrassing.
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Okay, I guess.
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Okay, I'm sorry. All right?
You were right.
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That was stupid of me,
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and I didn't mean to mess
anything up, okay? I'm sorry.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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It's okay, thank you.
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I just need to get out
of that house.
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My dad is too much
of a risk, apparently.
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Apparently.
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If only I had someone I could
split an apartment with.
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The risk doesn't really outweigh
the sweet hookup that you have.
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He doesn't make you pay rent
and he buys all your groceries.
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- He loves the homosexual youth.
- He's too much.
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The other day he genuinely
asked me
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if he should exclusively buy me
pants now.
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He buys you pants.
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Dude, he's been so supportive
since you came out last year.
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I just need to finally move out.
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I'm 22 years old,
I'm not a child anymore.
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Whoa, whoa, 22 absolutely still
constitutes as being a child.
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Why you gonna do that?
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Do what?
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We're children. We are children
that crave sweet,
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sweet parent juice, man.
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Hey!
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Those kids owe me money.
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You owe me 40 bucks, dude!
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You're not eating breakfast?
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Hey!
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Sorry sch-Megan.
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Mom, he called me sch-Megan.
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Don't call your sister
sch-Megan.
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It's like schmegma and Megan.
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What the fuck is schmegma?
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Jesus Christ,
you're not eating breakfast!
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Nicky, what...?
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Mom, I gotta go.
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I can't remember the last time
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she didn't say "fuck"
in a sentence.
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You have to eat.
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Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
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What are you guys doing here?
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I thought I was
picking you guys up.
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Grab his leg!
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Ma'am.
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- Hi, Hannah.
- Grab his leg, Hannah!
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What the fuck
you doing acting like that?
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Throwing each other around like
a bunch of fucking loony tunes.
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Sorry about
that Mrs. Nick's mom.
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It's been but a score
since I've seen your son last,
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and I thought, he looks like he
could use a good ass-kicking.
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Are you gonna
take this breakfast
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that I made for you or not?
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Congratulations, your first
student loan bill came in.
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Why are you giving
this to me right now?
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I'm literally about to leave.
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Why do you always do
this kind of sh...
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Thing.
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Always taking
the most dramatic option.
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I'm literally on my way
out the door
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and you hand me a problem
that I can't manage right now.
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- What's your problem?
- Nick, that was the deal.
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What was the deal? The one where
you do this weird manipulative,
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keep me on your leash-type shit?
I'm literally leaving right now.
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I don't have this kind of money.
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You're the one who wanted me to
go to school in the first place.
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Are you kidding me?
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When are you all back?
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A week. We're staying at my
family's beach house.
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Oh.
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Must be nice.
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Well, it was really great
seeing you Mrs. N.
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I love you.
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What was that?
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I don't think I heard you right.
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- Mom, I'm 23.
- You're still living at home.
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- I just got back.
- Nick!
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I love you!
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- Problems?
- No, mom.
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So, what? Guess you
can't go now, right?
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Do you want me to see if I can
borrow my dad's car?
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The dadillac?
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I can't believe he salvaged
this after the incident.
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No, no, we are not talking
about the incident.
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But what we
are going to talk about
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is how you look like you were
about to cry back there.
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Me? No, I was caught up
in the moment.
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Even the world's greatest
singers get caught up.
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You think Gandhi's ass
didn't stutter?
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Look, guys, the last time
that I saw my parents
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they were blowing coke off
a machete
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and about to take
down the cartel.
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And they were gone.
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What?
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Your mom messaged me on
Facebook,
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like two weeks ago
about graduation.
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Okay, what I'm trying to say
is that I would rather believe
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that my parents are
jungle warlords instead of
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spiteful homophobes who kicked
me out when I was 16.
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And hey, Nick, do me a favor.
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Could you delete my mom
on Facebook?
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- 'Cause that'd be great.
- Okay.
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Thank you.
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Look, I guess
what I'm trying to say
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is that at least your dad
supports you,
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and at least your mom
is getting your lazy ass
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out of the house, and at now
you're chasing it.
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Out there chasing
that pussy, yo.
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- There he is, everyone.
- That counts!
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Does not!
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Yo, so what's changed
at the beach house?
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I don't know,
I haven't gone up there
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since we all went like
two years ago.
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I don't want to go without
everybody.
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- The dusty old beach house.
- Shut up!
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Hey Jasper,
could you check my bag?
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There should be cigarettes.
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You smoke now?
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You think you're Clint Eastwood
or some shit?
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Clint Eastwood?
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When's the last time
you seen a movie, 1979?
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Yeah, it was probably last year
it was cool to smoke, too!
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Relax!
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Oh! Dude, these are gross!
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Oh!
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Bye!
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Wanna know why, man?
Cause only butts smoke butts!
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No, no, no, don't smoke weed
in the car.
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But this is not weed.
This is resin.
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And this little lady just
happened to find the reservoir.
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We all have our vices.
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Yeah, apparently.
Don't smoke weed in the car!
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Oh my god, dude,
that was pure butane,
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that was absolute pure butane.
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This is gonna give you
permanent brain fog.
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- I'm bringing up the incident!
- Don't!
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Remember that time
in high school
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we stole the dadillac?
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And it's like two A.M.
and you blow through
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the fucking stop light
right into the cop car?
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- My dad was pissed.
- Rightfully so.
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I literally have no idea
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why he'd ever let you borrow
that again.
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But that was a classic
brain fog moment.
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Oh, come on, dude!
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Let's just like not pretend
that I'm the only one
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who got us in trouble back then.
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What's happening?
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Ah...
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It seems as though
we've run out of gas.
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Oh.
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Case and point everyone,
case and point.
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Thank you.
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Hey, can I get a, um...
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Hey.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm hungry.
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Want some?
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You sure?
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I know you from somewhere.
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- I don't know if you do.
- Oh, I totally do.
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We went to high school together.
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You're Nick maloney.
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Baloney maloney.
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It's Malone.
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Yeah. Yeah. Right, right.
And you!
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You're that weird gay girl.
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Jasper.
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Jasper, right.
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Hey, you sell pot to my cousin
and his friends.
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Where's my money?
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You do know he's like 16, right?
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Stranger danger!
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Where's my money? Fuck!
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Well, weed's actually medically
legal in most states now.
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Is it?
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So is that just
like your whole thing?
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You work in a gas station,
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and talk shit to everybody
who comes through?
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Oh shit, it's like
a high school reunion in here.
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Daddy still paying your bills?
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Okay, you know, at least we
were memorable. Okay?
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Yeah well, so was 9/11, so.
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Hey!
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Not today, dirtbags!
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That's right.
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You tried to pull some
mission impossible type shit
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but got caught stealing.
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And I'm calling the cops.
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No, no. Dude, come on.
Please don't.
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Y'all thought you were
Tom fucking cruise, didn't ya?
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Pro tip, bitches.
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I'm the Tom Cruise
of this establishment.
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I thought your name was Marvin?
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Hey, man, don't call the cops.
Sorry, we're not Tom Cruise.
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We never thought we were
Tom Cruise. What did she steal?
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She'll give you the money
for it right now.
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And we'll call it square, okay?
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Give me 50.
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Fifty bucks?
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There's only a few
street treats, my friend.
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Fifty or I'm gonna call
the cops.
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I don't...
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Oh, yeah.
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Hometown heroes
who still think they're 16.
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Grow up.
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What the fuck, guys,
with the snacks?
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Come on, look, I'm really sorry
and I promise I'll pay you back.
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But, like, come,
that guy fucking sucks!
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- And we're all good, right?
- Now give me that Booty.
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Dude, you can't
smoke weed in the car.
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Come on.
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Faster!
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Yeah! Round and around.
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Bring it around, baby.
Turn that around.
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Whoo!
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Don't stop, don't stop.
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Keep it going, keep it going.
Yes, yes, yes.
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Wasn't that the exit?
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Nick, shut your mouth, come on!
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Keep her going!
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Yep, that's the exit.
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Turning safe direction,
stopping traffic.
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You can't go park.
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I don't know why you keep
driving back to the exit.
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Shut the fuck up!
Let's go! Hannah, keep driving.
255
00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:40,333
Daddy. Yes! Press it hander.
I'm sorry.
256
00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:08,662
Here we are, kids.
257
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,431
I don't remember it being so...
258
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,566
Small.
259
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,935
You'd know small.
260
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,470
Alright, Tom Cruise.
261
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,919
All right,
so this is a blitzkrieg.
262
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,922
Like the Nazis?
263
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,892
I mean, no, they didn't invent
the word blitzkrieg.
264
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:39,493
Yeah, but contextually.
265
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,704
Whatever. It doesn't matter.
We did this
266
00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:42,429
all the time in college.
267
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,865
Nazi shit?
268
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:46,533
Come on, you take two shots
back to back,
269
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,736
and then you shotgun
your beer as a chaser.
270
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:51,739
Oh, that sounds just terrible.
271
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,708
Can I mine over there?
272
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:55,375
Why?
273
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,711
Splash zone, Nick's gonna spew.
274
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,980
I'm not gonna spew. Ew, spew.
275
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:01,314
I do this all the time.
276
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,383
I guess that's something
to brag about.
277
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,922
Why must you be so cruel?
278
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:10,057
- Fuck with me.
- Oh, shit.
279
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,035
Ahh.
280
00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:27,975
Whoo!
281
00:18:29,744 --> 00:18:31,913
Oh boy, here we go.
282
00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:35,049
Come on, keep it together.
283
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:38,786
It's bad.
284
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,555
You called it.
285
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,363
When should we tell him?
286
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,532
Whoa, easy there, chica.
287
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,002
One must approach these
situations with tact,
288
00:18:55,036 --> 00:18:57,905
and you don't have the same
age-old experience
289
00:18:57,939 --> 00:19:00,407
as I do with
these kind of things. So...
290
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,745
Nick, Hannah's gay now.
291
00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:12,385
So how severe is it?
292
00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:14,454
- Nick!
- What? I mean, like,
293
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,756
are you a full-blown lesbian?
294
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,725
Dude, what the f...
295
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:20,427
- It was just a question.
- A question in jest.
296
00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:22,395
Yeah, I mean...
297
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,732
I think so.
298
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,444
I don't know if I really have
it all figured out yet.
299
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,937
And that's okay,
300
00:19:29,971 --> 00:19:31,581
because you don't have
to have it figured out.
301
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,406
Right? Man.
302
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,820
Didn't this place
use to be cleaner?
303
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,722
What are you talking about?
It's great.
304
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,993
Oh, my god, is that a fucking
heroin needle?
305
00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:57,798
You can't prove that.
306
00:19:57,832 --> 00:19:59,642
I can't prove that?
Jasper, there's an open needle
307
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,936
on the fucking beach,
what else would it be used for?
308
00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:04,205
Okay, everyone just relax.
All right.
309
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:07,041
Maybe it's just not the same
beach but it's still a beach.
310
00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:09,143
Shh. Hang on. I just came up
with something.
311
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,580
What?
312
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,658
Voice message settings. Please
record your voice message.
313
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,052
Hey, it's Hannah. I got sand
between my cheeks,
314
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,854
so leave a message
after the beep.
315
00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:28,763
What the fuck was that?
316
00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:30,965
"I've got sand between
my cheeks" is probably
317
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:33,000
the worst thing
that I've ever heard.
318
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,903
- You think it was too much?
- Yes, absolutely too much.
319
00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,204
Hannah, that didn't even rhyme.
320
00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:40,174
Yes, it did.
321
00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:42,710
No, no didn't, not at all.
322
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:45,012
Why are you even recording
a voicemail anyway?
323
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,181
I'm trying to find something
324
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:48,950
that illustrates
who I am as a person.
325
00:20:48,983 --> 00:20:51,752
I guess "sand between my cheeks"
is a prime descriptor.
326
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,596
Are you trying to tell me
is that who you are right now
327
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,965
is representative
of you are forever.
328
00:20:54,989 --> 00:20:56,690
No. Which is why I try to keep
329
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,793
different representations
of myself up to date.
330
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:02,029
Sand on the beach.
331
00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:04,198
And apparently heroin. So...
332
00:21:05,299 --> 00:21:06,934
Yeah.
333
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:10,171
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Guys, we should do heroin.
334
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,245
Okay, no, so that's less funny.
335
00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,914
Yeah, no much, much less funny.
336
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,882
You know what,
maybe it's always sucked here
337
00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,117
and we just never noticed.
338
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,986
Oh, yeah.
It really sucks to have
339
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:28,289
a nice, free beach house
to stay in
340
00:21:28,322 --> 00:21:30,557
and a beautiful beach to go to.
341
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,926
I think we did it.
342
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,995
Yeah, no, no, fuck me, right?
343
00:21:34,028 --> 00:21:35,305
Oh, no, no,
I didn't mean it like that.
344
00:21:35,329 --> 00:21:36,572
I'm kidding.
It totally sucks here.
345
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,698
Yeah, it's all right.
346
00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:40,968
Question is, how are we going
to make this the vacation
347
00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,837
that we always thought it was?
348
00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:46,007
Oh, my god.
349
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,576
So fucked, dude.
350
00:21:51,178 --> 00:21:52,847
Whoo!
351
00:21:53,214 --> 00:21:54,815
That was fucking awesome.
352
00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:57,318
What is your problem?
353
00:21:57,351 --> 00:21:58,753
Excuse me?
354
00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:01,789
That was fucking awesome.
355
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:03,523
I'm the fucking man, okay?
356
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,733
What? You got a problem?
357
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:14,702
Huh? You gonna
do something, huh?
358
00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:16,102
Huh?
359
00:22:16,904 --> 00:22:18,638
You really can't do shit.
360
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,175
Pussy ass losers.
361
00:22:28,449 --> 00:22:30,985
And that guy's got it all
figured out, dude.
362
00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,720
Got what? That he's an asshole?
363
00:22:32,753 --> 00:22:34,630
That guy was so drunk that he
plowed through us,
364
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,956
called us a bunch of pussies
365
00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:37,300
and stepped on
a dirty old beach needle.
366
00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:39,193
How does he have
it all figured out?
367
00:22:39,226 --> 00:22:41,071
Everybody steps on a dirty old
beach needle from time to time.
368
00:22:41,095 --> 00:22:43,764
It's inevitable,
look at the world around us.
369
00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:45,900
I don't know if that's true.
370
00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:48,269
That guy wanted
to have a good time.
371
00:22:48,302 --> 00:22:51,072
With complete disregard
for everybody else around him.
372
00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:53,240
He thought that he was the man,
and in turn made us
373
00:22:53,274 --> 00:22:54,809
think that he was the man.
374
00:22:54,842 --> 00:22:57,011
No, no one thought
that he was the man.
375
00:22:57,044 --> 00:23:00,281
All right, he made us think that
he thought that he was the man.
376
00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:04,752
He exuded confidence and had
but a fantastic time doing so.
377
00:23:04,785 --> 00:23:06,253
What if... what if he's just
378
00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,889
some pushover
deadbeat that throws on
379
00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:10,057
this douchebag façade?
380
00:23:10,091 --> 00:23:11,959
We wouldn't even
be able to tell.
381
00:23:11,992 --> 00:23:15,262
So, why don't we pretend to be
those kinds of people, too?
382
00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:17,031
Because we aren't
those kinds of people.
383
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,909
Like Marvin said, we're Nick,
Jasper, and Hannah,
384
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:20,201
hometown heroes.
385
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:23,237
Nick, why must you speak
in such a way?
386
00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:25,406
I'm just being considerate
to my future self.
387
00:23:25,439 --> 00:23:26,974
The dude's a douchebag
on vacation
388
00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:28,742
and a douchebag in real life.
389
00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:31,245
Pretending to be
someone I'm not is stupid.
390
00:23:31,278 --> 00:23:33,347
Yeah, but that's what makes it
oh-so-great.
391
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:35,716
We throw on these
old ruses and schemes
392
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:36,884
because they're so stupid.
393
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,651
Absolutely not.
394
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:39,930
Look what happened
at the gas station.
395
00:23:39,954 --> 00:23:41,654
That was fucking stupid.
396
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:44,258
I'm sorry,
but that was fucking stupid.
397
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,927
And because of that,
Hannah's out of 50 bucks,
398
00:23:46,961 --> 00:23:49,029
and we just look like
a bunch of dipshits.
399
00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:52,299
I don't mean to be all
emo or whatever,
400
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:55,136
but I just wanted to hang out
with my best friends.
401
00:23:55,169 --> 00:23:56,913
Not the shitty people
they think they have to be
402
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:58,671
to have a good time.
403
00:23:58,706 --> 00:24:00,350
What, you didn't make any new
friends in college?
404
00:24:00,374 --> 00:24:02,810
Hell yeah I made new friends
in college.
405
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,879
I'll probably never see them
ever again.
406
00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:06,189
The only person going to
grad school with me
407
00:24:06,213 --> 00:24:07,815
is Michael Jackson.
408
00:24:07,848 --> 00:24:09,884
You know a kid named
Michael Jackson?
409
00:24:10,317 --> 00:24:13,220
Yeah. But he can't
dance or sing.
410
00:24:13,254 --> 00:24:15,222
All he ever did
was Jack off all the time.
411
00:24:15,256 --> 00:24:18,893
Point is, doing stupid things
is stupid.
412
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:25,099
Hey, enough with the eyes.
It's cheating.
413
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:27,134
Okay, look not to play
devil's advocate.
414
00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:30,304
- Here we go.
- But everything turned out okay.
415
00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:31,872
Mostly.
416
00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:35,075
Of course you're down.
417
00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:37,711
You just want an excuse
to hold Jasper's hand
418
00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,246
- and steal shit again.
- No.
419
00:24:41,048 --> 00:24:42,483
Okay, maybe. But look,
420
00:24:42,516 --> 00:24:43,994
when's the next time we're
going to be here?
421
00:24:44,018 --> 00:24:45,352
Why don't we
make the best of it?
422
00:24:45,386 --> 00:24:47,454
Oh, that's cheating.
Totally unfair.
423
00:24:47,488 --> 00:24:49,023
Majority rules.
424
00:24:49,056 --> 00:24:51,458
You have to do it.
425
00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:55,129
Hi, can I get you three
started with something?
426
00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:00,401
Ah. Yes, bonjour.
427
00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:03,170
Ah, your menu, is there
any more pages?
428
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,472
Ah, no.
429
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,208
That's it.
430
00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:09,410
Do you have a baguette?
431
00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:11,879
We have rolls.
432
00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:14,281
Perfect.
433
00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:21,956
Should I get
the shrimp or the steak?
434
00:25:22,556 --> 00:25:24,225
Oh, neither.
435
00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:25,969
We are at the diner.
Why would you order that?
436
00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:27,294
You will get sick and throw up.
437
00:25:27,328 --> 00:25:30,097
I'm not...
I'm not going to get sick.
438
00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:32,399
- You got sick over everything.
- I'm sick of your shit.
439
00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:33,968
Oh, putain.
440
00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:36,403
Madame, do you have
any escargot?
441
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,274
What's going on here?
442
00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:42,243
- I don't have time for this.
- Oh.
443
00:25:42,276 --> 00:25:44,044
Well, I'll be damned.
444
00:25:44,078 --> 00:25:48,082
I pity this menu. I demand
escargot on everything.
445
00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:49,750
I pity this restaurant.
446
00:25:50,317 --> 00:25:51,885
Oh, yeah?
447
00:25:51,919 --> 00:25:54,321
Would you like to tell
that to the chef?
448
00:25:55,356 --> 00:25:56,490
Hey, Clarence.
449
00:26:07,601 --> 00:26:10,237
Well, I'm ready to escargot
the fuck out of here.
450
00:26:10,705 --> 00:26:12,306
Voice message settings.
451
00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:13,974
Please record
your voice message.
452
00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:15,943
Hey, it's Hannah.
453
00:26:15,976 --> 00:26:17,578
Leave a message if feel like it.
454
00:26:17,611 --> 00:26:19,980
Whoa, what is that all about?
455
00:26:23,384 --> 00:26:24,885
Only sometimes.
456
00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:29,423
Where's Jasper?
She's taking forever.
457
00:26:29,456 --> 00:26:30,824
Bathroom.
458
00:26:35,863 --> 00:26:37,398
Can I ask you something?
459
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:38,899
Absolutely not.
460
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,304
Things aren't gonna be like,
weird or anything. Are they?
461
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:47,241
What? No, of course not.
462
00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:50,978
I mean, you and jas together,
you know, committed, dating.
463
00:26:52,313 --> 00:26:55,015
We're not like dating,
dating you know.
464
00:26:55,049 --> 00:26:57,051
Like nothing
officially official at least.
465
00:26:57,084 --> 00:26:58,886
It seemed like
you two were a thing.
466
00:26:58,919 --> 00:27:01,522
Well a thing doesn't have
to be anything official, though.
467
00:27:01,555 --> 00:27:04,191
And it's not like we have
time for that, anyways.
468
00:27:04,224 --> 00:27:05,926
Like, we're both so busy.
469
00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,395
So busy you can't just like
slap a label on it?
470
00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:13,500
Who's to say.
471
00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:15,936
What do you care, anyway?
472
00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:19,139
- If my friends are dating...
- We're not dating.
473
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:22,309
I just think it's gonna fuck up
474
00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:24,545
the feng shui
of the whole friendship.
475
00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:26,447
"Feng shui
of the whole friendship."
476
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,549
- Yes. If you're dating...
- We're not dating.
477
00:27:28,582 --> 00:27:30,451
So there can't be
any problems, okay?
478
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:38,992
It wouldn't be
like a problem anyway
479
00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:40,561
if she wasn't making
it such a thing.
480
00:27:40,594 --> 00:27:43,130
You're ruining the feng shui
with your wickedness.
481
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,331
You are yelling.
482
00:27:44,365 --> 00:27:45,666
You only say it like that
483
00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:46,943
so you pretend like
I won't hear it.
484
00:27:46,967 --> 00:27:48,268
But then you'll act all offended
485
00:27:48,302 --> 00:27:49,346
if I pretend like
I didn't hear you.
486
00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:51,205
Somebody needs to hear it, okay?
487
00:27:51,238 --> 00:27:53,307
I just need her
to grow up, dude.
488
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:56,076
I'm like,
head over heels for this girl
489
00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:58,545
and I love doing stupid things
with her, but, like...
490
00:28:00,114 --> 00:28:02,416
Emotionally she's just...
491
00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:09,256
I think it's your
own fault for thinking
492
00:28:09,289 --> 00:28:11,358
she's even capable that.
493
00:28:11,392 --> 00:28:14,194
She's been the same since
high school, you know?
494
00:28:15,629 --> 00:28:16,630
Yeah.
495
00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:21,902
Yo, what up, you penises?
496
00:28:24,972 --> 00:28:27,074
All right, so, Hannah,
497
00:28:27,107 --> 00:28:28,651
you're going to come
to the aisle with me,
498
00:28:28,675 --> 00:28:32,279
and Nick. You're going
to pretend to be blind.
499
00:28:32,312 --> 00:28:34,148
Blind? Why am I blind?
500
00:28:34,181 --> 00:28:35,726
Because you got to distract
whoever's working at the counter
501
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,451
while Jasper and I shove
beers in her bag.
502
00:28:37,484 --> 00:28:39,520
You're not paying for them?
I'm not doing this.
503
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,088
Why would we pay for them?
504
00:28:41,121 --> 00:28:42,565
Hey, I don't know
if you've noticed this,
505
00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:45,392
but, um, I'm black.
506
00:28:45,426 --> 00:28:48,128
It's one thing when the
little white girl gets caught
507
00:28:48,162 --> 00:28:49,396
doing something bad,
508
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,998
but when
the black man gets caught...
509
00:28:51,632 --> 00:28:53,333
Nick, we're the same age.
510
00:28:55,302 --> 00:28:58,338
Wow, do you not watch the news?
They don't care.
511
00:28:58,372 --> 00:29:01,275
This is right next to haunted
houses and spiked kombucha
512
00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:03,253
on the white people's
shit shelf. I'm not about it.
513
00:29:03,277 --> 00:29:05,747
You know what? You can stay
here outside,
514
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:09,717
but if you want to come inside,
you have to pretend to be blind.
515
00:29:09,751 --> 00:29:10,751
Okay?
516
00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:13,922
Come on.
517
00:29:14,923 --> 00:29:18,225
I can pretend to be anyone
I want, but I'm still black.
518
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,148
Ah...
519
00:29:42,817 --> 00:29:44,151
What?
520
00:29:44,719 --> 00:29:47,354
Ah. I'm blind.
521
00:29:47,688 --> 00:29:49,590
How are you today?
522
00:29:55,095 --> 00:29:56,096
Dude, come on.
523
00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:57,765
I'm going. Shut up.
524
00:29:57,799 --> 00:30:00,167
You're not blind. What is this?
525
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:04,071
What do you want?
526
00:30:05,439 --> 00:30:07,474
You look so cute lifting shop.
527
00:30:11,545 --> 00:30:12,646
What?
528
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:19,052
- Are they looking?
- I don't know.
529
00:30:19,721 --> 00:30:21,321
- Let me check.
- Okay.
530
00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:31,198
Oh... my god.
531
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:33,267
- Hi there.
- Hello.
532
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:36,804
Oh, my god, it is you.
Wait right here.
533
00:30:38,372 --> 00:30:41,108
- It is us.
- Apparently.
534
00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:43,243
Hey! No running in here!
535
00:30:46,814 --> 00:30:49,049
How dare you...
536
00:30:50,484 --> 00:30:52,219
Excuse me?
537
00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:54,555
Accusing me of having
the gift of sight! Incredible.
538
00:30:54,588 --> 00:30:56,223
You're looking right at me!
539
00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:58,826
You're mean right now,
and I didn't do anything.
540
00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:04,732
Oh, my god, it is them.
541
00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:12,472
No, no, no. They're cops.
542
00:31:12,506 --> 00:31:14,608
No! That's them.
543
00:31:14,641 --> 00:31:16,878
That's pocket hot dog.
544
00:31:16,911 --> 00:31:18,645
You guys are incredible.
545
00:31:18,679 --> 00:31:20,782
- I love your music.
- I'm Allison.
546
00:31:20,815 --> 00:31:24,551
- I'm Lindsey.
- And we are pocket hot dog.
547
00:31:24,585 --> 00:31:27,855
- That's so hap!
- The most hap!
548
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,258
- What?
- Where's Angus?
549
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:32,727
I didn't do anything!
550
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,637
You come into my store
and act as it's your own.
551
00:31:34,661 --> 00:31:36,798
How am I acting like it's...
552
00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:38,599
Hey!
553
00:31:38,632 --> 00:31:40,543
What are you guys doing
back there? Get up here now!
554
00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:41,703
Um...
555
00:31:41,936 --> 00:31:43,604
Can you take this
and meet us outside?
556
00:31:44,939 --> 00:31:47,374
Jas, you can't do that.
What is she gets caught?
557
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:48,675
That's the point.
558
00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:50,577
- No, you can't...
- Now!
559
00:31:51,813 --> 00:31:54,414
Excuse me!
560
00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:57,417
All I said was "hi"
and you doubted my blindness.
561
00:31:57,986 --> 00:32:01,488
You're not blind, pal.
You tried to steal from me.
562
00:32:01,521 --> 00:32:02,757
How?
563
00:32:05,827 --> 00:32:08,730
Young lady, what's in that bag?
564
00:32:08,763 --> 00:32:10,530
You're being
a massive wiener right now.
565
00:32:10,564 --> 00:32:12,566
Weiner? I'm a massive...
566
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:14,301
Hey! Hey! Hey!
567
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:16,236
Open that bag back there!
568
00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:18,906
Hey, brother, it's okay.
569
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:20,908
Look at you, man!
570
00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:24,378
You got a mop,
dripping all over yourself.
571
00:32:24,411 --> 00:32:25,612
You're a mess.
572
00:32:26,948 --> 00:32:29,917
You don't have to be
here, man. I mean...
573
00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:34,554
We both know that
you don't want to be here.
574
00:32:38,225 --> 00:32:39,593
Huh?
575
00:32:40,594 --> 00:32:42,864
We all got aspirations.
576
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:47,300
But we're out there
chasing ours.
577
00:32:47,601 --> 00:32:50,437
You. You're here swabbing
the poop deck
578
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,273
on the ship
of someone else's dreams, man.
579
00:32:53,741 --> 00:32:56,376
Don't you wanna be
captain ahab calling the shots,
580
00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,245
chasing that white whale?
581
00:33:03,684 --> 00:33:06,921
"There are certain queer times
and occasions
582
00:33:06,954 --> 00:33:10,524
in this strange mixed affair
we call life..."
583
00:33:14,829 --> 00:33:19,599
"When a man
takes the whole universe
584
00:33:19,633 --> 00:33:22,335
for a vast practical joke..."
585
00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:25,338
"Though the wit thereof
he but dimly discerns..."
586
00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:28,776
"And more than suspects
that the joke is at..."
587
00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:30,978
"Is at nobody's expense..."
588
00:33:32,546 --> 00:33:33,881
"But his own."
589
00:33:37,284 --> 00:33:39,619
What in heavenly fuck?
590
00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,660
What have I become?
591
00:33:52,734 --> 00:33:54,634
Take whatever you want.
592
00:33:55,737 --> 00:33:57,038
What?
593
00:33:57,071 --> 00:33:59,439
Just leave me
the fucking pretzels.
594
00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:03,811
Dude, that was so cool.
595
00:34:04,411 --> 00:34:06,981
I do what I can
when I do what I do.
596
00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,617
What? It doesn't make any sense.
597
00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:13,286
Yeah, makes all the sense, man.
598
00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:15,857
Were you...
599
00:34:16,891 --> 00:34:18,458
Is that Jasper's backpack?
600
00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:22,662
Why does she have your backpack?
Why is she stealing for you?
601
00:34:23,097 --> 00:34:25,967
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay, Angus.
602
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,368
Angus?
603
00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:30,004
I'd do anything for you.
604
00:34:33,074 --> 00:34:36,476
- And pocket hot dog.
- Charlie, that was so hap.
605
00:34:38,345 --> 00:34:39,345
Hap?
606
00:34:40,647 --> 00:34:44,351
Oh. That's pretty cool,
it's heavy.
607
00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:47,420
You guys stole a lot
of stuff here.
608
00:34:48,856 --> 00:34:50,925
We really did
save your asses, huh?
609
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,763
That is punk.
610
00:34:55,797 --> 00:34:58,565
Punk is funk, brother.
Punk is funk.
611
00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:01,368
I know what it's like
being on the road.
612
00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:06,040
Money gets tight.
I get it, #vanlife.
613
00:35:06,073 --> 00:35:09,710
That's what pocket hot dog
is all about. Right?
614
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,583
I'm sorry I doubted you,
all right?
615
00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:20,721
I just that I thought
you were narks out to get us.
616
00:35:21,889 --> 00:35:23,490
But here you are!
617
00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:26,611
You can't trust anybody anymore,
you know what I mean?
618
00:35:29,730 --> 00:35:31,698
- I'm Charlie.
- Hey.
619
00:35:31,732 --> 00:35:34,601
I know this is being
forward and all,
620
00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:36,938
but can we take a selfie?
621
00:35:36,971 --> 00:35:38,773
And an autograph?
622
00:35:38,806 --> 00:35:41,042
We're having a little thing
at my place,
623
00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:42,877
not a party or anything.
Just us here folks,
624
00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:46,113
but if you want,
we'd love to have you.
625
00:35:46,379 --> 00:35:49,951
Hang out,
soak up some good vibes...
626
00:35:49,984 --> 00:35:52,887
- It'd be pretty hap.
- What is "hap?" Like hepatitis?
627
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,522
- Where at?
- Right down the road.
628
00:35:58,192 --> 00:36:01,695
Could we talk?
We'll be right back.
629
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,368
What are you doing?
630
00:36:09,303 --> 00:36:11,806
Yeah, I'm not the keenest
on this idea.
631
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,176
Guys, Charlie single-handedly
got us out of that mess.
632
00:36:15,209 --> 00:36:16,911
He's totally cool, we can hang.
633
00:36:16,944 --> 00:36:20,147
They think we're a fucking band,
that's a perfect in.
634
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,751
It seems ridiculous.
Was he quoting Moby dick before?
635
00:36:23,784 --> 00:36:25,619
He was totally
quoting Moby dick.
636
00:36:25,987 --> 00:36:29,156
That guy is a ghost
or a ghoul from 1827
637
00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:31,424
and I'm not fucking with it.
638
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:34,095
Isn't that why we're doing
what we're doing, though?
639
00:36:34,628 --> 00:36:37,031
Sorry, Jasper. Majority rules.
640
00:36:38,165 --> 00:36:39,699
No ghouls!
641
00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,744
No! We talked about this!
642
00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:52,947
Sorry, Nick. Majority rules.
643
00:36:53,948 --> 00:36:55,182
I can't win.
644
00:37:08,029 --> 00:37:09,462
Shit.
645
00:37:09,964 --> 00:37:12,133
- Cool, right?
- Yeah...
646
00:37:15,002 --> 00:37:18,906
Yeah. It's my spirit animal.
647
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:24,712
Did that myself
after a crazy ayahuasca trip.
648
00:37:25,545 --> 00:37:26,881
You know, I'm a libra.
649
00:37:30,117 --> 00:37:32,219
Yeah. That's cool.
650
00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:34,889
- Do you want a drink?
- Yes! Yes!
651
00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:41,929
Yo, check this out.
652
00:37:46,901 --> 00:37:47,935
What about it?
653
00:37:47,969 --> 00:37:49,602
I know this is pure speculation,
654
00:37:49,636 --> 00:37:51,706
but this dude absolutely
killed his wife
655
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:54,641
in some ritualistic
heaven's gate kool-aid bullshit.
656
00:37:58,012 --> 00:38:00,715
- That's probably dramatic.
- Look at his face!
657
00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:02,549
Those are the eyes
of a murderer!
658
00:38:02,582 --> 00:38:05,618
- I'm telling you, I've seen it!
- You've seen it?
659
00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:08,521
On those investigative shows
and shit.
660
00:38:08,555 --> 00:38:10,791
You watch too many of those.
I keep telling you that.
661
00:38:10,825 --> 00:38:13,560
And you can't start freaking out
or else I'll freak out.
662
00:38:13,593 --> 00:38:15,763
What about you two?
663
00:38:17,597 --> 00:38:18,597
Drink?
664
00:38:19,699 --> 00:38:21,769
No, thanks. We have beers.
665
00:38:26,841 --> 00:38:28,175
Suit yourselves.
666
00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:34,715
All right!
Let's raise our glasses.
667
00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:41,489
Cheers to an incredible night
668
00:38:42,123 --> 00:38:46,060
with the one and only
pocket hot dog.
669
00:38:49,063 --> 00:38:50,831
Pocket hot dog!
670
00:39:14,321 --> 00:39:16,857
Let me stop you there.
671
00:39:21,762 --> 00:39:23,197
I know.
672
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:28,235
Know what?
673
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:34,308
I know you're not
who you're pretending to be.
674
00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:44,684
I'm kidding, man!
675
00:39:45,986 --> 00:39:49,056
You're up on that stage,
you gotta put on
676
00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:53,626
that facade of confidence,
but in the real world you're...
677
00:39:54,728 --> 00:39:55,996
Quiet, subtle.
678
00:39:57,298 --> 00:40:00,134
Nervousness gets
all of us, I get it.
679
00:40:01,769 --> 00:40:05,172
This is an intimate setting.
680
00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:09,076
You're on vacation.
You're not performing.
681
00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:14,681
Yeah?
682
00:40:14,715 --> 00:40:16,026
- Totally.
- Preferably, actually.
683
00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:17,351
That would be totally awesome.
684
00:40:17,852 --> 00:40:20,653
You guys mind if I play you
a little song I wrote?
685
00:40:20,687 --> 00:40:21,956
I don't want to impose.
686
00:40:21,989 --> 00:40:23,891
- Please.
- Go ahead, do your thing.
687
00:40:24,959 --> 00:40:26,327
All right.
688
00:40:27,862 --> 00:40:30,663
Here we go.
This one is called...
689
00:40:34,835 --> 00:40:36,937
"Why do all
the hottest porn stars
690
00:40:36,971 --> 00:40:39,340
do all the weird fetish shit?"
691
00:40:44,345 --> 00:40:46,981
♪ The sun is shining ♪
692
00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:51,418
♪ tanning my skin ♪
693
00:40:54,321 --> 00:40:57,024
♪ the oceans sings a song ♪
694
00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:00,427
♪ with the wind
695
00:41:03,464 --> 00:41:06,967
♪ I'll lead the atmosphere ♪
696
00:41:07,501 --> 00:41:09,336
♪ for lunch
697
00:41:11,872 --> 00:41:16,877
♪ cause for brunch
I had a big 'ol helping ♪
698
00:41:19,413 --> 00:41:21,415
♪ of cunt
699
00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:24,185
wow.
700
00:41:24,585 --> 00:41:27,121
Lunch, brunch, cunt.
701
00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:29,790
I guess
he needed a word that rhymed.
702
00:41:31,759 --> 00:41:35,229
What? That doesn't
even rhyme, Hannah.
703
00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:39,500
Yeah, it does. I hear it.
It sounds similar.
704
00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:41,368
No, it doesn't rhyme.
705
00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:43,904
White people.
706
00:42:12,566 --> 00:42:15,135
I think I'm getting ass tonight.
707
00:42:16,537 --> 00:42:18,272
I'm serious, man.
708
00:42:18,305 --> 00:42:20,474
When has it ever been
this obvious to tell? Watch.
709
00:42:20,507 --> 00:42:22,009
Watch this shit.
710
00:42:27,281 --> 00:42:29,917
I'm gonna eat the Booty
like garbage.
711
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,320
Don't you mean "like groceries?"
712
00:42:33,354 --> 00:42:35,122
No, I'll suck it like garbage.
713
00:42:35,155 --> 00:42:36,890
I'm gonna eat
the Booty like garbage.
714
00:42:36,924 --> 00:42:39,260
No, we get it.
You're disgusting.
715
00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:48,535
We are pocket hot dog.
716
00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:05,886
Eat my pussy!
717
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:16,130
No, I'm not going in.
718
00:43:16,163 --> 00:43:17,298
Please.
719
00:43:17,331 --> 00:43:18,432
No.
720
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,468
I don't wanna go in the pool.
721
00:43:21,502 --> 00:43:23,137
- Please?
- No.
722
00:43:24,338 --> 00:43:25,539
Come on!
723
00:43:30,177 --> 00:43:31,812
Just for a little bit.
724
00:43:34,415 --> 00:43:36,817
- Come on.
- I don't wanna get wet.
725
00:43:37,451 --> 00:43:39,253
Come on.
726
00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,023
- Please?
- No.
727
00:43:46,327 --> 00:43:47,961
Jasper, no, my phone!
728
00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:10,484
I love you.
729
00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:15,389
I love you, too.
730
00:44:34,408 --> 00:44:36,543
Get the fuck out of my house!
731
00:44:36,577 --> 00:44:38,245
I Okay, alright, shit, fuck.
732
00:44:39,947 --> 00:44:43,450
Nick! Get up! Get up! Get up!
733
00:44:44,318 --> 00:44:46,286
I love you! What's going on?
734
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,422
You gotta go!
Gotta go out the back.
735
00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:50,657
Go right out back, there.
736
00:44:52,092 --> 00:44:53,092
Wow.
737
00:44:55,429 --> 00:44:57,264
These ones are young,
even for you.
738
00:44:57,297 --> 00:44:58,465
Don't look at them!
739
00:45:01,635 --> 00:45:03,070
You're the woman
from the picture.
740
00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:05,506
You're the guy
in my fucking house!
741
00:45:46,113 --> 00:45:47,548
That was kind of fucked up.
742
00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:49,483
What happened back there?
That was his wife!
743
00:45:49,516 --> 00:45:52,219
Did you see her face
when she was pointing at you?
744
00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:54,688
"You're the guy
in my fucking house!"
745
00:45:57,090 --> 00:46:00,093
Guys, I'm so sorry.
This was totally my idea.
746
00:46:00,127 --> 00:46:01,695
Oh, I'm pissed!
747
00:46:07,234 --> 00:46:09,636
Somebody do
the Titanic thing with me.
748
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:21,014
Okay.
749
00:46:27,254 --> 00:46:28,422
Come on!
750
00:46:35,362 --> 00:46:37,231
Oh, what'd I look like?
751
00:46:47,574 --> 00:46:49,576
- Totally hook up with that.
- He's a babe.
752
00:46:49,610 --> 00:46:52,179
Hey! You want date my friend?
753
00:46:52,212 --> 00:46:53,313
Date my friend!
754
00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:54,515
That's not what I want.
755
00:46:56,383 --> 00:47:00,087
- He loves penis!
- That's not what I love at all.
756
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,154
No, hey!
757
00:47:02,422 --> 00:47:03,734
What are you doing
drinking that in here?
758
00:47:03,758 --> 00:47:05,692
You can't drink in the park.
759
00:47:05,727 --> 00:47:07,170
We don't
know what you're talking about.
760
00:47:07,194 --> 00:47:08,371
We're connoisseurs
of good taste.
761
00:47:08,395 --> 00:47:10,097
Oh, yeah.
762
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:12,432
- My fault. Fuck me, right?
- What about that guy?
763
00:47:14,301 --> 00:47:15,402
Whoo!
764
00:47:15,435 --> 00:47:17,104
And that's a winner.
765
00:47:17,137 --> 00:47:19,106
Isn't that the guy
who called me a pussy loser?
766
00:47:19,139 --> 00:47:21,174
And he's totally
fucking hammered right now.
767
00:47:23,711 --> 00:47:25,312
But he's hot so it's different.
768
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:30,217
If I can't get hammered
in the park, neither can you.
769
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,618
Get rid of it.
770
00:47:34,655 --> 00:47:37,491
You're a stupid bitch,
don't touch me!
771
00:48:07,421 --> 00:48:08,421
There you go!
772
00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:13,594
Voilà!
773
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,268
Like, I'll punch you
in the face.
774
00:48:21,301 --> 00:48:23,203
- I'll punch you in the face.
- No, no!
775
00:48:23,236 --> 00:48:24,848
- I'll punch you in the face.
- Whoa, hey.
776
00:48:24,872 --> 00:48:26,752
You said you wanted me
to punch you in the face.
777
00:48:26,808 --> 00:48:29,610
Why are we talking about
punching people in the face?
778
00:48:29,643 --> 00:48:32,613
Cause I have a lot
of masculine energy
779
00:48:32,646 --> 00:48:35,717
as a lesbian and I need
to make sure everyone knows
780
00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:37,284
that I'm gay.
781
00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:39,620
I've never
thought of it that way.
782
00:48:39,954 --> 00:48:41,723
No one ever thinks
about lesbians.
783
00:48:41,756 --> 00:48:42,833
They never think about lesbians.
784
00:48:42,857 --> 00:48:44,391
I do, sometimes.
785
00:48:44,424 --> 00:48:46,627
In a cool way or in a weird way?
786
00:48:46,660 --> 00:48:47,762
Um...
787
00:48:59,606 --> 00:49:01,608
We need more booze!
788
00:49:01,642 --> 00:49:03,377
We need more booze!
789
00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:05,312
We need more booze!
790
00:49:05,345 --> 00:49:06,613
Booze!
791
00:49:08,983 --> 00:49:10,550
Let's get more booze.
792
00:49:10,584 --> 00:49:12,319
Let's get more booze.
793
00:49:17,391 --> 00:49:19,226
Enough with the pointing.
794
00:49:19,259 --> 00:49:21,328
Oh. Another victim, guys!
795
00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:24,364
What are we, serial killers?
796
00:49:24,398 --> 00:49:25,933
"Victim" is a strong word.
797
00:49:25,967 --> 00:49:27,300
How would you say it?
798
00:49:28,736 --> 00:49:30,337
You're my victim.
799
00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:31,638
Now I'm just aroused.
800
00:49:31,672 --> 00:49:33,875
- Oh, my god, that's dark!
- What?
801
00:49:33,908 --> 00:49:35,475
"I'm a victim."
802
00:49:35,509 --> 00:49:36,989
- Nick, stop! Ew!
- That's disgusting.
803
00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:42,683
I just had everything replaced.
804
00:49:42,717 --> 00:49:44,284
She's sexy, ain't she?
805
00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:48,588
There's no way this can go well.
806
00:49:48,622 --> 00:49:51,224
It's truly an impossibility.
807
00:49:51,491 --> 00:49:53,627
I just came in this morning
from the city.
808
00:49:53,961 --> 00:49:55,997
Figured today
would be a perfect day
809
00:49:56,030 --> 00:49:58,733
to feel the wind
rip through your hair.
810
00:50:02,302 --> 00:50:04,371
If you think
she's sexy on the outside,
811
00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:06,774
you should really see
what she's like on the inside.
812
00:50:07,574 --> 00:50:09,509
She's got a brand new...
813
00:50:12,279 --> 00:50:15,016
Engine. New sound system, too.
814
00:50:15,049 --> 00:50:17,284
She's just, like,
toyed right now.
815
00:50:20,955 --> 00:50:24,658
- This is your car?
- Howdy it is, dude!
816
00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:26,359
You sure about that?
817
00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:29,229
Because the last time I checked
it was my car.
818
00:50:30,865 --> 00:50:32,834
The Cleveland diesel.
819
00:50:34,936 --> 00:50:37,805
If she's gonna put
all her energy into this bit
820
00:50:37,839 --> 00:50:39,807
it's gonna get stale quick.
821
00:50:39,841 --> 00:50:42,375
I just want a drink!
822
00:50:43,811 --> 00:50:47,715
Did you talk with her yet?
About your feelsies?
823
00:50:47,749 --> 00:50:48,850
Not yet.
824
00:50:51,018 --> 00:50:52,854
I'm gonna to tell her for you.
825
00:50:54,387 --> 00:50:56,690
You can't slip past me!
I'm Cleveland d!
826
00:50:56,724 --> 00:50:58,334
- That's a stupid fucking name.
- What's yours?
827
00:50:58,358 --> 00:50:59,593
- Jasper.
- Casper.
828
00:50:59,626 --> 00:51:01,394
Jasper.
829
00:51:01,428 --> 00:51:03,831
Jasper the friendly joke!
That's a stupid ass name.
830
00:51:03,865 --> 00:51:05,565
Get out of here
with that business!
831
00:51:05,599 --> 00:51:08,035
I sold you this fucking car!
You know what, fuck you!
832
00:51:08,069 --> 00:51:10,872
- There it is.
- Should we do something?
833
00:51:11,638 --> 00:51:12,740
Probably.
834
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,777
I can't be old
and a pussy either.
835
00:51:15,810 --> 00:51:17,879
I thought ugly girls
are supposed to make up
836
00:51:17,912 --> 00:51:19,346
for their looks.
837
00:51:19,379 --> 00:51:20,982
I'm so sorry about that.
838
00:51:21,015 --> 00:51:25,485
She's my brother's
sister's girlfriend.
839
00:51:26,453 --> 00:51:28,956
- Nice.
- Who are these guys?
840
00:51:29,623 --> 00:51:33,027
- Losers. Bunch of losers.
- Exactly.
841
00:51:33,060 --> 00:51:35,730
A bunch of fucking losers.
842
00:51:40,534 --> 00:51:42,636
Enough with the po-
843
00:51:42,669 --> 00:51:44,739
I didn't do anything!
844
00:51:44,772 --> 00:51:46,573
I'm gonna throw up.
845
00:52:05,392 --> 00:52:06,660
You okay?
846
00:52:06,693 --> 00:52:08,428
I should've had
a better comeback!
847
00:52:11,431 --> 00:52:13,000
You're a loser!
848
00:52:13,034 --> 00:52:14,936
Couldn't say that,
I was just pointing at him!
849
00:52:14,969 --> 00:52:16,570
Pointing at his face!
850
00:52:17,071 --> 00:52:18,906
Could've said "you're a loser."
851
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:21,608
- Is my phone back there?
- No! Froze up!
852
00:52:21,641 --> 00:52:24,712
Froze up!
I'm stronger than that!
853
00:52:28,049 --> 00:52:31,886
- I left it at the house.
- At Charlie's?
854
00:52:31,919 --> 00:52:33,420
Yes, at Charlie's.
855
00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:36,057
Fuck. I don't want
to go back there.
856
00:52:36,090 --> 00:52:38,491
Oh, come on dude.
It wasn't that bad!
857
00:52:39,426 --> 00:52:40,594
It was so bad!
858
00:52:44,966 --> 00:52:46,901
What are you talking about?
859
00:53:11,625 --> 00:53:12,793
I love you.
860
00:53:13,294 --> 00:53:14,862
What's not to like about him?
861
00:53:15,595 --> 00:53:17,464
Okay.
862
00:53:17,497 --> 00:53:20,101
- Can we roll down the windows?
- You're being kind of rude.
863
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,904
Jasper, do you honestly think
he thought we were in some band?
864
00:53:22,937 --> 00:53:24,571
- No!
- Yes, you did!
865
00:53:24,604 --> 00:53:26,774
I didn't,
because he told me last night!
866
00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:39,686
Hey.
867
00:54:39,579 --> 00:54:41,749
- Finding everything on?
- Oh, shit!
868
00:54:41,782 --> 00:54:43,784
That jacket suits you.
869
00:54:43,818 --> 00:54:46,619
It's very... Madonna.
870
00:54:47,888 --> 00:54:50,257
- Dude, I'm so sorry.
- It's all good.
871
00:54:50,623 --> 00:54:51,959
You can keep it.
872
00:54:53,294 --> 00:54:54,527
Is this yours?
873
00:54:54,561 --> 00:54:57,098
Well, it was.
874
00:55:02,602 --> 00:55:06,107
And that right there, see?
875
00:55:07,308 --> 00:55:10,044
That's pocket hot dog.
876
00:55:13,748 --> 00:55:15,615
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
877
00:55:16,717 --> 00:55:18,651
Dude, I'm so fucking sorry.
878
00:55:18,685 --> 00:55:21,722
You lied about being in a band.
879
00:55:21,756 --> 00:55:23,623
It was my band.
880
00:55:26,727 --> 00:55:29,163
Wait. You guys came up to us.
881
00:55:29,196 --> 00:55:30,931
We did, yeah.
882
00:55:32,233 --> 00:55:34,969
- What was that all about?
- I know.
883
00:55:35,002 --> 00:55:36,837
We did a shitty thing.
884
00:55:37,738 --> 00:55:40,741
I don't know, you guys...
885
00:55:40,975 --> 00:55:44,611
You reminded me of me
and all the crazy, stupid shit
886
00:55:44,644 --> 00:55:46,914
I used to do
when I was your age.
887
00:55:48,783 --> 00:55:52,086
- Sorry, I was dishonest.
- So none of that was real.
888
00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:53,754
You guys thinking
we were somebody else
889
00:55:53,788 --> 00:55:55,165
and the store owner
catching us stealing...
890
00:55:55,189 --> 00:55:59,193
No, the store owner...
That was all real.
891
00:55:59,226 --> 00:56:01,962
I've never seen this dude
before in my life.
892
00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:04,131
So, wait.
893
00:56:04,165 --> 00:56:06,200
You just happen to have
Herman melville
894
00:56:06,233 --> 00:56:08,035
in your pocket all the time?
895
00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:09,303
I'm a man of many wonders.
896
00:56:10,371 --> 00:56:11,839
What?
897
00:56:13,107 --> 00:56:14,909
What's funny?
898
00:56:15,743 --> 00:56:18,045
That's fucking crazy.
That's weird.
899
00:56:18,079 --> 00:56:20,881
It's not crazier
than you pretending
900
00:56:20,915 --> 00:56:24,684
to be somebody you're not.
That's crazy.
901
00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:30,257
We both lied. We're both weird.
902
00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:32,026
Maybe, yeah.
903
00:56:32,059 --> 00:56:33,794
No, entirely.
904
00:56:34,295 --> 00:56:36,797
I just wanna hang out
with like-minded people.
905
00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:38,132
But, um...
906
00:56:38,432 --> 00:56:39,767
What about your wife?
907
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,870
I don't know. She's...
908
00:56:46,407 --> 00:56:48,675
I told her about the whole idea
909
00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:52,746
of going on
this great American road trip,
910
00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:56,016
seeing all the sights,
taking it all in,
911
00:56:56,050 --> 00:56:59,120
meeting like-minded people,
912
00:56:59,153 --> 00:57:04,158
seeing if maybe they wanted
to come along for the journey.
913
00:57:04,191 --> 00:57:07,627
She wasn't too stoked
about that.
914
00:57:09,163 --> 00:57:11,932
That's where those
two girls come to play?
915
00:57:11,966 --> 00:57:14,135
- Allison and Lindsey?
- Yeah.
916
00:57:14,902 --> 00:57:18,139
Yeah, exactly.
917
00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:24,011
We're just lonely people
looking for some connection.
918
00:57:24,044 --> 00:57:25,044
You know?
919
00:57:26,981 --> 00:57:27,981
Yeah.
920
00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:31,084
I know.
921
00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:39,692
He told you last night
and you didn't tell anyone?
922
00:57:39,727 --> 00:57:42,329
You let us sleep there and...
923
00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,901
You should've said something.
924
00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,803
I'm gonna look for it back here.
925
00:57:50,971 --> 00:57:51,971
Um...
926
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:26,774
It went to voicemail.
927
00:58:42,323 --> 00:58:43,824
Oh, god.
928
00:58:45,926 --> 00:58:47,361
I knew it would be a mess.
929
00:58:47,661 --> 00:58:51,131
- Allison! Lindsey!
- Relax.
930
00:58:53,968 --> 00:58:55,069
Hey, y'all.
931
00:58:55,803 --> 00:58:57,738
What's going on?
932
00:58:58,138 --> 00:59:00,140
Just a little spat.
933
00:59:00,174 --> 00:59:02,843
- Get the fuck out of my house!
- Shit!
934
00:59:02,876 --> 00:59:04,178
God damn it!
935
00:59:07,915 --> 00:59:10,818
I think I left my phone here.
936
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:12,920
- You're a piece of shit!
- Charlie!
937
00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:15,256
Oh my god. Charlie?
938
00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:16,423
They call you Charlie?
939
00:59:17,224 --> 00:59:20,828
Who do you think you are,
Charles manson?
940
00:59:20,861 --> 00:59:24,431
His name is ned,
you stupid bimbos!
941
00:59:24,465 --> 00:59:28,535
Hey! Women don't have
to hate other women
942
00:59:28,569 --> 00:59:31,071
when men are at fault.
943
00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:33,240
- Y'all are angels.
- Shut up.
944
00:59:33,274 --> 00:59:36,844
- Charlie!
- What do you want?
945
00:59:36,877 --> 00:59:38,479
What do you want me to do?
946
00:59:38,512 --> 00:59:40,881
Can't you see
I'm in the middle of something?
947
00:59:40,914 --> 00:59:42,483
Right?
I'm in the middle of something.
948
00:59:42,516 --> 00:59:44,952
Go bother somebody else!
949
00:59:44,985 --> 00:59:46,587
You want us to just walk away?
950
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:49,456
I think that would be
a really good idea right now.
951
00:59:49,990 --> 00:59:53,994
You're an asshole. You're not
who we thought you were.
952
00:59:55,629 --> 00:59:58,232
I'm exactly
what I told you I was!
953
00:59:58,265 --> 00:59:59,533
I'm a revolutionary, man!
954
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:02,102
- Revolutionary?
- Nick!
955
01:00:02,136 --> 01:00:04,972
Since when is
careening young girls around
956
01:00:05,005 --> 01:00:07,007
to boost your ego revolutionary?
957
01:00:09,209 --> 01:00:11,845
Since when is walking out
on a marriage
958
01:00:11,879 --> 01:00:14,415
for two months to sleep around
959
01:00:14,448 --> 01:00:17,251
with god knows
how many women revolutionary?
960
01:00:26,126 --> 01:00:28,195
Um...
961
01:00:29,163 --> 01:00:32,299
You guys have a car...
962
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,569
Can I ride with you?
963
01:00:35,602 --> 01:00:37,638
I'm in something
of a pickle here.
964
01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:38,972
- Yeah.
- No.
965
01:00:43,644 --> 01:00:45,179
Are you stupid?
966
01:00:45,212 --> 01:00:47,214
I'm not letting that guy
into my dad's car.
967
01:00:47,247 --> 01:00:49,149
I'm not stupid. He needs help.
968
01:00:49,183 --> 01:00:51,051
Yeah, apparently.
969
01:00:52,453 --> 01:00:54,421
I'm sorry for that back there.
970
01:00:54,723 --> 01:00:57,124
Before I never see
you both ever again,
971
01:00:57,157 --> 01:01:00,194
I just want to come clean
and say that...
972
01:01:00,227 --> 01:01:04,465
Shh. What you're about
to say... we know.
973
01:01:04,498 --> 01:01:06,066
Let it go unsaid.
974
01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:11,405
It's be a shame if the truth we
lived last night were tarnished.
975
01:01:12,473 --> 01:01:14,208
Goodbye, Angus.
976
01:01:21,315 --> 01:01:24,251
Oh, my god! You're disgusting!
977
01:01:25,452 --> 01:01:27,388
I'm sorry!
978
01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:33,327
You can't just call me stupid
like that. It's not okay.
979
01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:35,629
Jasper,
I didn't mean it like that.
980
01:01:35,662 --> 01:01:37,464
So what did you mean it like?
981
01:01:40,167 --> 01:01:42,069
Can we just go?
982
01:01:42,102 --> 01:01:45,038
Can we leave all this behind
and just go to the beach house?
983
01:01:45,072 --> 01:01:46,573
Can you say "I'm sorry?"
984
01:01:51,178 --> 01:01:52,646
What do you want me to say?
985
01:01:52,679 --> 01:01:55,082
I want you to say sorry
for calling me stupid.
986
01:01:55,115 --> 01:01:56,483
You're not stupid.
987
01:02:00,254 --> 01:02:02,689
You can't say it, can you?
You can't say "I'm sorry."
988
01:02:02,724 --> 01:02:05,993
- Why can't you say it?
- Why can't you say you love me?
989
01:02:08,695 --> 01:02:10,431
Wow. Wow.
990
01:02:10,464 --> 01:02:12,699
What the fuck
are you even talking about?
991
01:02:12,734 --> 01:02:16,270
I said it in the exact same
geographical location!
992
01:02:16,303 --> 01:02:19,173
- You were drunk.
- I still meant it!
993
01:02:20,641 --> 01:02:23,343
Okay. If you meant it,
then say it again.
994
01:02:24,178 --> 01:02:27,347
For real, if you meant it,
then say it again.
995
01:02:27,381 --> 01:02:30,284
I'll start. Jasper, I love you.
996
01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:35,255
- Do you?
- Oh, my god.
997
01:02:35,757 --> 01:02:38,559
- I heard your voice message.
- What message?
998
01:02:38,592 --> 01:02:40,160
"It wouldn't be a thing
999
01:02:40,194 --> 01:02:41,638
if Jasper wasn't making it
such a thing.
1000
01:02:41,662 --> 01:02:43,997
She's been the same
since high school.
1001
01:02:44,031 --> 01:02:46,066
It's your fault for thinking
she'd grow up."
1002
01:02:46,099 --> 01:02:48,135
What the fuck
does that even mean?
1003
01:02:48,168 --> 01:02:51,271
You guys think I'm a kid?
And my favorite one,
1004
01:02:51,305 --> 01:02:52,707
"your problems are gonna ruin
1005
01:02:52,740 --> 01:02:55,275
the feng shui
of our friendship."
1006
01:02:55,309 --> 01:02:57,377
Am I really being
this much of a bother?
1007
01:02:57,411 --> 01:02:59,346
- Jasper, it's not like that.
- What's it like?
1008
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,482
What's the hap, cool guys?
1009
01:03:01,515 --> 01:03:04,117
You both called me stupid
and fucking immature.
1010
01:03:04,151 --> 01:03:05,586
What the fuck is up?
1011
01:03:11,558 --> 01:03:14,027
Hannah, you really think
that I don't love you?
1012
01:03:14,061 --> 01:03:15,773
I believe what I said
word for word last night,
1013
01:03:15,797 --> 01:03:17,397
that I fucking love you.
1014
01:03:17,431 --> 01:03:19,231
That was the first time
you ever told me that.
1015
01:03:19,399 --> 01:03:21,068
- No it isn't.
- Hold up!
1016
01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:22,569
No.
1017
01:03:22,603 --> 01:03:24,538
The amount of time
I stick my neck out for you,
1018
01:03:24,571 --> 01:03:27,574
- I fucking follow you around...
- You're your own person!
1019
01:03:27,608 --> 01:03:28,743
I am not your keeper!
1020
01:03:28,776 --> 01:03:31,445
You are so fucking...
1021
01:03:31,478 --> 01:03:33,213
- Stupid?
- Yes!
1022
01:03:33,247 --> 01:03:36,650
You are being stupid!
You are being so stupid, Jasper!
1023
01:03:44,691 --> 01:03:46,126
What are you doing?
1024
01:03:46,159 --> 01:03:47,729
Sorry, Charlie.
1025
01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:55,569
Guys? I think we should go.
1026
01:03:55,602 --> 01:03:57,772
How many times
have we slept together?
1027
01:03:58,171 --> 01:04:00,742
How many times
have we gone out together?
1028
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:03,745
You told me
that you love me one time.
1029
01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:05,813
That was last night.
1030
01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:08,415
That is what's stupid.
1031
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:12,486
Sorry, I didn't mean to call
you stupid, dumb, or whatever,
1032
01:04:12,519 --> 01:04:15,389
but you're acting like it.
1033
01:04:17,558 --> 01:04:19,092
If this didn't get
brought up to you,
1034
01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:20,470
you wouldn't have
thought twice about us.
1035
01:04:20,494 --> 01:04:23,096
- Yes I would!
- No, you wouldn't have.
1036
01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:25,432
Because you act like
a fucking child.
1037
01:04:25,465 --> 01:04:26,801
You don't care!
1038
01:04:26,834 --> 01:04:29,503
You fucking deal drugs
to teenagers,
1039
01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:32,272
and you're comfortable doing
nothing with your life, Jasper.
1040
01:04:36,209 --> 01:04:37,320
You think you're fucking
better than me?
1041
01:04:37,344 --> 01:04:38,746
I never said that.
1042
01:04:38,780 --> 01:04:41,816
You live in the same town.
You never left.
1043
01:04:41,849 --> 01:04:43,450
You live off of money
you don't earn!
1044
01:04:43,483 --> 01:04:45,485
Selling money
isn't really earning money!
1045
01:04:45,519 --> 01:04:47,354
But it is, though!
1046
01:04:47,387 --> 01:04:49,265
At least I'm not asking dad for
money when I'm in a tight spot,
1047
01:04:49,289 --> 01:04:52,426
or borrowing his car or going
to his fucking beach house!
1048
01:04:52,961 --> 01:04:55,596
You think you're such
a fucking grown-up,
1049
01:04:55,629 --> 01:04:57,664
but at the end of the day
you're some spoiled brat
1050
01:04:57,698 --> 01:05:00,768
who thinks she's entitled to
anything that comes her way.
1051
01:05:00,802 --> 01:05:04,204
How about we stop all this
because we need to go.
1052
01:05:04,237 --> 01:05:06,373
Nick, shut the fuck up!
1053
01:05:08,776 --> 01:05:10,344
All you've done this
whole vacation
1054
01:05:10,377 --> 01:05:12,145
is fucking complain
and get blackout drunk.
1055
01:05:12,179 --> 01:05:13,614
You want to talk about me?
1056
01:05:13,647 --> 01:05:15,282
I do want
to fucking talk about you.
1057
01:05:15,315 --> 01:05:17,684
Fuck, man! Now you got me
involved in this shit!
1058
01:05:17,719 --> 01:05:19,653
Jasper, fuck that!
1059
01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:23,290
When I'm saying
I'm not about something,
1060
01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:25,692
I'm not making
that decision arbitrarily.
1061
01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,895
How do you think it looks
having me running around,
1062
01:05:27,929 --> 01:05:30,230
stealing and scheming and shit?
1063
01:05:30,263 --> 01:05:32,366
I'm not some cute
little white girl, Jasper!
1064
01:05:32,934 --> 01:05:36,403
We're in a fantasy land
full of bright colors and fun,
1065
01:05:36,436 --> 01:05:39,339
but my bounds will always be
narrower than yours.
1066
01:05:39,373 --> 01:05:42,275
Don't guilt me for putting
my wellbeing first.
1067
01:05:43,310 --> 01:05:46,313
This whole vacation I just wanted
to hang out with my friends
1068
01:05:46,346 --> 01:05:48,682
and not do stupid shit
that, like I said before,
1069
01:05:48,716 --> 01:05:51,385
will result in something dumb
like this.
1070
01:05:51,953 --> 01:05:55,656
Excuse me when you two bicker
about your unrequited love.
1071
01:05:56,657 --> 01:05:58,659
Kendra, open the door!
1072
01:05:58,692 --> 01:06:02,596
Fuck me. You guys
never listen to me anyway.
1073
01:06:07,735 --> 01:06:10,470
Guys, just leave me
the fuck alone. Okay?
1074
01:06:30,457 --> 01:06:32,392
So... all right.
1075
01:06:38,733 --> 01:06:41,301
No? All right.
1076
01:06:41,334 --> 01:06:42,870
How about this?
1077
01:06:42,904 --> 01:06:45,940
Why don't we go to the beach
and have some drinks?
1078
01:06:45,973 --> 01:06:50,243
Kick back in the sand,
hang out, chill...
1079
01:06:50,677 --> 01:06:53,547
Vibe, sand... no?
1080
01:06:54,214 --> 01:06:56,984
It's supposed to be beautiful
the rest of the day.
1081
01:07:02,489 --> 01:07:04,691
We're going back
to the beach house.
1082
01:07:12,834 --> 01:07:14,869
Oh, come on!
1083
01:07:21,374 --> 01:07:23,376
Those fucking bitches, dude!
1084
01:07:23,410 --> 01:07:25,312
Calling me immature? Me?
1085
01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:28,482
She still lives with her dad
but I'm the child, right?
1086
01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:33,788
Best friends, dude,
we were best fucking friends.
1087
01:07:33,821 --> 01:07:37,357
And Nick?
Don't even get me started, man.
1088
01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:39,626
It's not like
we forced him to do anything!
1089
01:07:39,659 --> 01:07:40,995
We're a bunch of shit heads.
1090
01:07:41,028 --> 01:07:42,072
I don't understand
why everything has to be
1091
01:07:42,096 --> 01:07:43,630
so fucking serious all the time.
1092
01:07:44,198 --> 01:07:46,901
Despite my marriage
falling apart
1093
01:07:46,934 --> 01:07:50,637
and my only travel companions
seeing me as a piece of shit
1094
01:07:50,670 --> 01:07:53,540
and my wife, soon to be ex,
burning all my things,
1095
01:07:53,573 --> 01:07:55,642
including but not limited to
1096
01:07:55,675 --> 01:07:58,545
the last 20 years of my life
in photos that tmz
1097
01:07:58,578 --> 01:08:00,514
will no longer have access to
1098
01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:03,583
when my inevitable
rise to infamy
1099
01:08:03,617 --> 01:08:05,820
results in my
inevitable downfall
1100
01:08:05,853 --> 01:08:09,824
because of drug usage
and the mental strain
1101
01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:11,993
of celebrity status!
1102
01:08:13,895 --> 01:08:17,932
Yeah! Your fucking friends, man.
They screwed you. They suck.
1103
01:08:17,965 --> 01:08:21,068
I didn't cause your life
to implode on itself,
1104
01:08:21,102 --> 01:08:22,970
- you did that.
- Thank you!
1105
01:08:23,436 --> 01:08:25,539
- What?
- I'm just saying
1106
01:08:25,572 --> 01:08:28,810
that you could be a little more
sensitive to my situation.
1107
01:08:29,342 --> 01:08:31,946
- Your situation?
- Yeah, my situation.
1108
01:08:31,979 --> 01:08:35,850
- You cheated on your wife!
- No, I did not.
1109
01:08:35,883 --> 01:08:38,318
Well, she thinks you did.
1110
01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:42,857
Okay. But only a little.
1111
01:08:43,191 --> 01:08:44,859
Only a little?
1112
01:08:44,892 --> 01:08:46,828
Do you ever take responsibility
for your actions?
1113
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:49,764
- Do you?
- Fuck, yes, I do!
1114
01:08:50,697 --> 01:08:51,732
God!
1115
01:08:52,867 --> 01:08:54,501
Don't give me that look, ned!
1116
01:08:55,236 --> 01:08:58,105
I take responsibility
for my own bullshit.
1117
01:08:58,139 --> 01:09:01,575
- I know when I'm wrong!
- Then where are your friends?
1118
01:09:02,777 --> 01:09:04,477
Why aren't they here?
1119
01:09:08,548 --> 01:09:11,018
'Cause I know where my wife is.
1120
01:09:11,052 --> 01:09:14,956
She's back home probably
either laughing wildly
1121
01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:19,026
at my burned things
or she's inside,
1122
01:09:21,128 --> 01:09:23,064
alone and crying...
1123
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:27,802
Because of me.
1124
01:09:32,974 --> 01:09:34,641
What are you gonna do?
1125
01:09:42,449 --> 01:09:43,918
I don't know, man.
1126
01:09:44,551 --> 01:09:48,555
Maybe I'll take that trip,
see the world,
1127
01:09:48,588 --> 01:09:50,958
find those like-minded people,
you know?
1128
01:09:51,424 --> 01:09:54,128
Wait, you're not
gonna go back to her?
1129
01:09:56,030 --> 01:09:57,564
You're such an asshole!
1130
01:09:57,597 --> 01:09:59,599
You have to go back
and say something!
1131
01:09:59,633 --> 01:10:02,937
You didn't say
something to what's-her-name.
1132
01:10:02,970 --> 01:10:04,671
- Hannah.
- Hannah, right.
1133
01:10:04,705 --> 01:10:06,073
You didn't say something to her.
1134
01:10:06,107 --> 01:10:08,175
You're being
a little hypocritical right now.
1135
01:10:08,209 --> 01:10:11,578
No one is asking you, okay?
It's different.
1136
01:10:11,846 --> 01:10:12,947
How?
1137
01:10:13,446 --> 01:10:16,650
You were married, Charlie.
Married!
1138
01:10:16,683 --> 01:10:19,186
We weren't even together.
We weren't even official!
1139
01:10:21,655 --> 01:10:23,724
Wouldn't they think
that's your fault?
1140
01:10:23,758 --> 01:10:26,060
No! It's not my fault!
1141
01:10:26,093 --> 01:10:28,863
I shouldn't be forced
to be something that I'm not!
1142
01:10:30,865 --> 01:10:34,101
The whole label thing,
I just can't do it.
1143
01:10:34,135 --> 01:10:38,239
You put a label on.
You have to go and fix it!
1144
01:10:38,272 --> 01:10:41,574
In what scenario does someone
repeatedly break someone's heart
1145
01:10:41,608 --> 01:10:43,945
and still end up together
and happy?
1146
01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:45,478
Like nothing ever happened,
1147
01:10:45,512 --> 01:10:46,914
like all is right
with the world?
1148
01:10:46,948 --> 01:10:48,682
You're not even gonna try?
1149
01:10:55,256 --> 01:10:56,656
Nope.
1150
01:10:57,925 --> 01:10:59,226
Charlie, she cried
for you, dude.
1151
01:10:59,260 --> 01:11:02,129
And she lit my stuff on fire!
1152
01:11:02,163 --> 01:11:05,232
Passionately! She set
the fire ablaze with a passion!
1153
01:11:05,266 --> 01:11:06,834
Come on!
1154
01:11:06,867 --> 01:11:08,387
Imma set this bowl ablaze
with passion.
1155
01:11:15,977 --> 01:11:17,912
Resin. Oh.
1156
01:11:17,945 --> 01:11:20,181
Fuck.
1157
01:11:20,214 --> 01:11:22,783
Look, as it stands,
1158
01:11:22,817 --> 01:11:25,186
we're both stuck here,
1159
01:11:25,219 --> 01:11:27,755
eating this poop sandwich
1160
01:11:27,788 --> 01:11:30,858
we so beautifully prepared
for ourselves.
1161
01:11:30,891 --> 01:11:33,894
- Poop sandwich?
- Let's just hang out!
1162
01:11:34,462 --> 01:11:38,866
We can get stoned
and hit the road.
1163
01:11:38,899 --> 01:11:40,968
Take that
big American road trip,
1164
01:11:41,002 --> 01:11:43,503
go find
those like-minded people.
1165
01:11:44,705 --> 01:11:46,539
Kinda like us.
1166
01:11:46,573 --> 01:11:49,542
You know Charlie, I don't think
we're very like-minded.
1167
01:11:49,576 --> 01:11:52,813
You're just standing here
smoking dirty resin.
1168
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,116
You can't even
face yourself, man.
1169
01:11:56,751 --> 01:11:59,220
You lied your way into my home
last night
1170
01:11:59,253 --> 01:12:01,188
because you weren't happy
with who you were.
1171
01:12:01,222 --> 01:12:04,258
- That's not true.
- Then what was it?
1172
01:12:04,524 --> 01:12:08,896
People who like themselves don't
pretend to be other people.
1173
01:12:11,766 --> 01:12:14,101
Don't act
like we're any different.
1174
01:12:14,135 --> 01:12:17,604
You run away from your problems,
and so do I.
1175
01:12:21,742 --> 01:12:23,177
Well, not anymore.
1176
01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:26,113
Oh, come on now!
1177
01:12:26,714 --> 01:12:27,714
At least...
1178
01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:31,318
At least take my number.
1179
01:12:42,797 --> 01:12:47,201
Here. Hold that for a second.
1180
01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:51,604
Oh, sweet, sweet resin.
1181
01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:03,951
There you go.
1182
01:13:08,889 --> 01:13:13,094
Shoot me a call
if you change your mind.
1183
01:13:15,229 --> 01:13:16,696
I won't.
1184
01:13:19,366 --> 01:13:21,335
You won't call me
or won't change your mind?
1185
01:13:21,368 --> 01:13:23,670
- Both. Neither.
- What?
1186
01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:25,172
Whatever I want.
1187
01:13:39,186 --> 01:13:42,056
- Hannah, pull over!
- What?
1188
01:13:42,923 --> 01:13:44,959
I'm gonna throw up.
1189
01:13:45,292 --> 01:13:48,028
I don't wanna throw up
in the dadillac. Pull over!
1190
01:13:48,062 --> 01:13:50,297
- Okay, shit.
- Pull over!
1191
01:14:16,924 --> 01:14:18,359
Is that my phone?
1192
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,695
- Yeah.
- Who is it?
1193
01:14:30,738 --> 01:14:32,339
No one.
1194
01:14:32,373 --> 01:14:35,009
What do you mean, "no one?"
It's my phone. Who was it?
1195
01:14:37,745 --> 01:14:39,246
It was your mom.
1196
01:14:45,819 --> 01:14:48,122
She's the worst.
1197
01:14:48,155 --> 01:14:50,291
She's your mom.
Why is she the worst?
1198
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:56,197
She forces me to pay for college
and apparently
1199
01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,265
I'm up to my cheeks in bills
I can't pay
1200
01:14:58,299 --> 01:15:01,701
that I didn't ask for.
It's not what I wanna do.
1201
01:15:02,269 --> 01:15:03,971
What do you wanna do?
1202
01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:07,875
I don't know.
I need time to figure it out.
1203
01:15:08,275 --> 01:15:10,344
Isn't that what college is for?
1204
01:15:14,815 --> 01:15:16,283
It's gonna pay off.
1205
01:15:16,517 --> 01:15:19,220
You're going to grad school.
That's like an immediate job.
1206
01:15:19,253 --> 01:15:22,289
I don't wanna go to grad school,
degrees don't mean shit.
1207
01:15:22,323 --> 01:15:24,825
Don't be an idiot.
To some people they do.
1208
01:15:27,061 --> 01:15:29,430
Why didn't you go?
You could've went.
1209
01:15:30,397 --> 01:15:32,132
I didn't want to.
1210
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:35,236
Then don't call me an idiot
for not wanting to go.
1211
01:15:36,003 --> 01:15:37,071
Right.
1212
01:15:42,943 --> 01:15:45,946
Did you not want to go
because of Jasper?
1213
01:15:49,350 --> 01:15:52,019
I didn't go because nobody
forced me to go.
1214
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,122
Nobody knew better than me.
1215
01:15:55,656 --> 01:15:58,959
At least nobody posed themselves
to know better than me.
1216
01:16:04,064 --> 01:16:05,199
You good?
1217
01:16:06,467 --> 01:16:07,968
I hope.
1218
01:16:16,043 --> 01:16:18,312
- You gotta hold it.
- Thank you, I know.
1219
01:16:18,345 --> 01:16:19,913
I'm holding it.
1220
01:18:10,624 --> 01:18:12,626
Please leave your message for...
1221
01:18:12,659 --> 01:18:14,395
Hey, it's Hannah.
1222
01:18:14,763 --> 01:18:16,964
You know what to do.
1223
01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:19,299
Stupid.
1224
01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:58,172
Oh. Oh.
1225
01:19:04,779 --> 01:19:06,980
Ah. Okay.
1226
01:19:07,014 --> 01:19:08,549
Tried and true. Tried and true.
1227
01:19:13,687 --> 01:19:14,955
Oh!
1228
01:19:16,290 --> 01:19:17,424
Oh!
1229
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,992
Oh, fuck!
1230
01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:20,026
Oh, fuck!
1231
01:19:22,296 --> 01:19:24,364
Jasper! What the fuck was that?
1232
01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:26,533
I didn't think
that would happen!
1233
01:19:26,567 --> 01:19:28,602
They do it all the time
in the movies!
1234
01:19:28,635 --> 01:19:31,438
I'm so sorry!
1235
01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:33,974
- That sucks!
- What are you doing here?
1236
01:19:35,142 --> 01:19:37,077
I don't know, man.
1237
01:19:37,311 --> 01:19:39,513
I know that I really
wanna talk to you.
1238
01:19:40,681 --> 01:19:43,083
We came here together, right?
1239
01:19:46,487 --> 01:19:49,423
- Do you wanna come in?
- Obviously!
1240
01:20:01,568 --> 01:20:02,703
Hey.
1241
01:20:04,671 --> 01:20:06,306
Hi.
1242
01:20:42,710 --> 01:20:44,511
Hannah, I'm really sorry.
1243
01:20:49,717 --> 01:20:51,351
I'm sorry.
1244
01:20:51,853 --> 01:20:54,254
I shouldn't have
called you names.
1245
01:20:55,723 --> 01:20:58,292
I should've told you
that I loved you more.
1246
01:20:58,692 --> 01:21:00,561
So let me give you...
1247
01:21:04,799 --> 01:21:07,167
You know everything
is gonna be fine, right?
1248
01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:12,472
I don't know if things can go
back to the way they were,
1249
01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:16,443
but if they can,
I really hope that they do.
1250
01:21:30,257 --> 01:21:31,525
And if they can't?
1251
01:21:58,786 --> 01:22:01,288
Should I get
the shrimp or the steak?
1252
01:22:01,321 --> 01:22:03,825
Enough with the shrimp or
the steak thing! It's morning.
1253
01:22:03,858 --> 01:22:05,626
You gonna
catch salmonella, dude.
1254
01:22:05,659 --> 01:22:07,795
You don't catch salmonella,
it's not like the flu.
1255
01:22:07,829 --> 01:22:10,364
You're gonna get
salmonella, then.
1256
01:22:11,733 --> 01:22:14,836
Why? Why, Jasper?
1257
01:22:14,869 --> 01:22:17,204
You know exactly why.
1258
01:22:18,372 --> 01:22:20,641
How is everyone this morning?
1259
01:22:22,476 --> 01:22:24,211
Oh, god...
1260
01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:26,246
Hello, love! I was wondering
1261
01:22:26,279 --> 01:22:27,858
what your favorite thing
on the menu was.
1262
01:22:27,882 --> 01:22:30,752
Great!
The funny people are back.
1263
01:22:30,785 --> 01:22:32,519
Can I get the sea biscuit?
1264
01:22:32,552 --> 01:22:34,187
Seabiscuit's a horse!
1265
01:22:34,221 --> 01:22:34,922
They serve horse here?
1266
01:22:34,956 --> 01:22:36,223
Yeah!
1267
01:22:37,925 --> 01:22:40,694
Can I get 14 hot dogs?
1268
01:22:47,969 --> 01:22:50,905
Do you ever wonder how things
are gonna turn out for us?
1269
01:22:50,938 --> 01:22:53,540
If we're making
the right choices or not?
1270
01:22:53,573 --> 01:22:56,376
How you made a choice
to order fish at a diner?
1271
01:22:56,410 --> 01:22:58,980
Or how you made the choice
to get food poisoning?
1272
01:22:59,013 --> 01:23:00,782
Or how you two decided
to be dicks to me
1273
01:23:00,815 --> 01:23:01,615
and I could steal the dadillac
1274
01:23:01,648 --> 01:23:02,968
and leave your asses
here forever.
1275
01:23:03,918 --> 01:23:05,853
- You wouldn't do that.
- Big talk.
1276
01:23:05,887 --> 01:23:07,722
Seriously.
1277
01:23:07,755 --> 01:23:09,489
Do you ever think we'll know
1278
01:23:09,523 --> 01:23:11,625
if we're making
the right choices or not?
1279
01:23:32,013 --> 01:23:33,246
No.
1280
01:23:48,896 --> 01:23:51,431
Dude! You've got
a long enough joint?
1281
01:23:51,465 --> 01:23:52,934
Don't smoke weed in the car!
1282
01:23:53,567 --> 01:23:54,668
Don't...!
1283
01:24:45,887 --> 01:24:48,288
Oh, I wanna smoke, you guys.
1284
01:24:49,090 --> 01:24:52,359
The one with
the long legs usually wins.
1285
01:24:52,392 --> 01:24:53,560
- Yeah?
- That's me.
1286
01:24:53,593 --> 01:24:55,395
Prove it!
1287
01:24:55,428 --> 01:24:58,632
Guys, I think you're
going too fast for the slow mo.
1288
01:24:58,665 --> 01:25:01,334
Maybe you guys should slow down.
1289
01:25:01,368 --> 01:25:03,670
I'm just using my leg extenders.
1290
01:25:03,703 --> 01:25:05,405
Yes!
1291
01:25:05,438 --> 01:25:07,108
She's in the lead!
1292
01:25:07,141 --> 01:25:08,876
They fell for her fucking trick!
1293
01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:11,411
- No!
- They're such idiots!
1294
01:25:11,444 --> 01:25:13,547
What up, bitch!
1295
01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:14,849
In overdrive, now.
1296
01:25:14,882 --> 01:25:17,317
Daddy long legs.
1297
01:25:17,985 --> 01:25:20,520
That should be
your porn name or something.
87822
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