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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,891 --> 00:00:07,213 Any chance of getting this thing running again? 2 00:00:07,262 --> 00:00:09,702 The simplicity of the thermosiphon cooling 3 00:00:09,786 --> 00:00:11,269 is sheer elegance. 4 00:00:11,353 --> 00:00:13,227 The capitalist dictate of constant improvement 5 00:00:13,311 --> 00:00:15,360 often pushes us past the pinnacle of achievement 6 00:00:15,444 --> 00:00:17,396 into inferior products. 7 00:00:17,490 --> 00:00:19,407 And this is your brain off of drugs? 8 00:00:19,491 --> 00:00:22,076 Hey, don't weed-shame me. I know stuff. 9 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,583 Okay, so is that a yes? 10 00:00:23,667 --> 00:00:24,966 Because soon enough, someone's gonna see 11 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:26,028 that J. Edgar Hoover's missing 12 00:00:26,112 --> 00:00:27,254 and the timeline's gonna start changing. 13 00:00:27,338 --> 00:00:29,443 If I can find some water, yes. 14 00:00:29,527 --> 00:00:30,614 Oh! Uh, Gary, 15 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,161 can you check the back seat for some water please? 16 00:00:32,245 --> 00:00:33,685 I think I saw something under Hoover's coat. 17 00:00:33,769 --> 00:00:36,364 Please don't mention his name. 18 00:00:36,465 --> 00:00:38,803 This guy's giving me terrible indigestion. 19 00:00:39,121 --> 00:00:41,240 That's probably all the cigars. Ugh. 20 00:00:41,324 --> 00:00:43,293 Or all the bigotry. 21 00:00:44,274 --> 00:00:45,869 Oh! 22 00:00:46,488 --> 00:00:49,426 Uh, we've got some soda. Does that work? 23 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:52,675 - We'll find out. - Oh, how about this? 24 00:00:53,105 --> 00:00:54,568 A radio. 25 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:57,450 Oh, we can pick up some newscasts. 26 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,193 The lovely and lethal Bullet Blondes 27 00:01:03,277 --> 00:01:04,626 remain at large, 28 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:07,177 last seen driving east on the Bankhead Highway. 29 00:01:07,261 --> 00:01:08,293 Caution advised. 30 00:01:08,377 --> 00:01:10,498 They are considered armed and dangerous. 31 00:01:10,815 --> 00:01:12,765 Huh, I can't believe the name stuck. 32 00:01:12,849 --> 00:01:14,158 Yeah, and they didn't mention Hoover, 33 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,297 which means they think he's still alive. 34 00:01:16,381 --> 00:01:18,238 - Yeah. - Well, he's not. 35 00:01:18,839 --> 00:01:21,016 Wha... 36 00:01:22,948 --> 00:01:24,544 Hey. What's up? 37 00:01:24,628 --> 00:01:26,300 We've gotten out of tighter spots than this. 38 00:01:26,384 --> 00:01:27,823 Have we? 39 00:01:27,907 --> 00:01:30,154 Mick's gone. Astra's down for the count. 40 00:01:30,238 --> 00:01:33,100 Zari is nursing a broken heart in a pocket dimension, 41 00:01:33,184 --> 00:01:36,146 - and I killed J. Edgar Hoover. - And it was an accident. 42 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,800 And it could have happened to any man of steel. 43 00:01:37,884 --> 00:01:39,193 That's not funny. 44 00:01:39,277 --> 00:01:41,396 I spent my whole life studying history 45 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,599 and making sure it's preserved and passed on. 46 00:01:43,683 --> 00:01:44,904 By killing Hoover, 47 00:01:44,988 --> 00:01:46,635 I personally messed up the entire 20th century. 48 00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:47,984 Look, we're gonna fix it, okay? 49 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:48,661 Are we? 50 00:01:48,745 --> 00:01:50,813 Because without Gideon or the ship, 51 00:01:50,897 --> 00:01:52,293 there's no way you can guarantee that. 52 00:01:52,377 --> 00:01:54,787 - Nate, you are spinning. - I murdered a man, Sara. 53 00:01:54,871 --> 00:01:57,568 And for the first time in our lives, 54 00:01:57,687 --> 00:02:00,301 we have to accept that that could be permanent. 55 00:02:00,385 --> 00:02:02,825 - Okay, look... - Uh, wife? Nate? 56 00:02:03,027 --> 00:02:03,957 We got a big problem. 57 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,020 Hoover was supposed to be on a train 58 00:02:05,104 --> 00:02:06,958 to New York from Midland this afternoon. 59 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:09,551 If he's not there, the whole timeline's screwed. 60 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:11,791 No, it won't be. 61 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:14,529 Nate, history needs saving, 62 00:02:14,613 --> 00:02:16,576 and you are just the man to do it. 63 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:18,756 So long as the world thinks that Hoover is still alive, 64 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,802 then the timeline remains on track. 65 00:02:20,886 --> 00:02:22,891 No, no, no. I know what you're thinking. 66 00:02:22,975 --> 00:02:24,505 No, there's no way I can impersonate Hoover 67 00:02:24,589 --> 00:02:25,684 all the way to New York. 68 00:02:25,768 --> 00:02:28,029 I could barely do it in some Podunk Texas town. 69 00:02:29,153 --> 00:02:31,029 - Gary! - Huh? 70 00:02:31,113 --> 00:02:34,427 Can you do some kind of spell and make him look like Hoover? 71 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:36,970 Uh, 72 00:02:37,084 --> 00:02:39,692 technically, yes. But, um... 73 00:02:39,776 --> 00:02:43,483 I'd need some of Hoover's spit or fingernails... 74 00:02:48,371 --> 00:02:49,461 Or hair. 75 00:02:53,396 --> 00:02:54,973 We're mobile, people. 76 00:02:55,057 --> 00:02:56,348 Well, good. 77 00:02:56,432 --> 00:03:00,337 Because J. Edgar Hoover has a train to catch. 78 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:19,700 *DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW* Season 07 Episode 02 79 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:21,347 Episode Title: "The Need for Speed" Aired on: October 20, 2021. 80 00:03:21,431 --> 00:03:22,935 Subtitles Synchronized by srjanapala 81 00:03:24,292 --> 00:03:27,302 I did a spell to resurrect a machine. 82 00:03:27,386 --> 00:03:28,913 I don't know what this is. 83 00:03:28,997 --> 00:03:31,857 I'd recognize that smug little smile anywhere. 84 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,529 It is Gideon. 85 00:03:33,785 --> 00:03:35,530 She doesn't look like a machine. 86 00:03:35,614 --> 00:03:38,059 Well, not a machine exactly, Mami. 87 00:03:38,143 --> 00:03:41,439 A computer who speaks. 88 00:03:41,706 --> 00:03:43,170 Usually. 89 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,130 Hello, computer. 90 00:03:47,059 --> 00:03:48,215 Well, on the upside, 91 00:03:48,299 --> 00:03:50,091 looks like you got your magic working again. 92 00:03:50,221 --> 00:03:53,168 My magic is clearly garbage. 93 00:03:53,282 --> 00:03:54,325 Stop that. 94 00:03:54,409 --> 00:03:57,024 She's still Gideon though, right? 95 00:03:57,108 --> 00:03:58,448 What's two plus two? 96 00:04:00,725 --> 00:04:02,247 There you go. 97 00:04:06,273 --> 00:04:10,083 Wow, computers are... are very exciting. 98 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:12,791 Uh... sorry. 99 00:04:19,865 --> 00:04:21,356 - Is it ready? - Not yet. 100 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,263 It needs to fully ferment. This is just the primary stage. 101 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,308 Okay, well, we need to come up 102 00:04:25,392 --> 00:04:26,559 with some kind of distraction or something, 103 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:27,872 because that train leaves in five minutes, 104 00:04:27,956 --> 00:04:29,364 and Hoover needs to be on it. 105 00:04:29,448 --> 00:04:32,194 And to the public eye, he will be. 106 00:04:32,278 --> 00:04:34,239 Look, because they're not gonna be looking at him. 107 00:04:34,323 --> 00:04:35,715 - No. They... - What are you doing? 108 00:04:35,799 --> 00:04:37,370 Are going to be looking 109 00:04:37,454 --> 00:04:40,505 at the most wanted women in America. 110 00:04:40,589 --> 00:04:41,755 What? 111 00:04:42,636 --> 00:04:44,270 Oh, I'm not sure about this. 112 00:04:44,354 --> 00:04:46,239 Just follow my lead. Come on. 113 00:04:47,502 --> 00:04:49,732 My safe word is core competency. 114 00:04:52,873 --> 00:04:54,216 Coming through here. 115 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,982 Look out, we got the Bullet Blondes. 116 00:04:56,066 --> 00:04:57,677 This isn't the last you're gonna hear 117 00:04:57,761 --> 00:04:58,873 of the Bullet Blondes. 118 00:04:58,957 --> 00:05:00,309 That's right, coppers. 119 00:05:00,393 --> 00:05:01,702 Who you calling the cops? 120 00:05:01,786 --> 00:05:03,193 We're the Bureau of Investigation. 121 00:05:03,277 --> 00:05:03,965 That's right, 122 00:05:04,049 --> 00:05:06,402 and J. Edgar Hoover always gets his man. Or woman. 123 00:05:06,486 --> 00:05:08,888 Or gender non-conforming individual. 124 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:12,259 I need four extra tickets for my associates. 125 00:05:12,343 --> 00:05:14,825 Are those the Bullet Blondes? 126 00:05:14,909 --> 00:05:17,064 Well, we're not a pair of canceled stamps. 127 00:05:17,148 --> 00:05:17,793 Pleasure. 128 00:05:17,877 --> 00:05:21,364 Mr. Hoover, let me find some seats for you and your men. 129 00:05:26,836 --> 00:05:29,716 Our most secure cabin is the honeymoon suite. 130 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:37,676 In the name of J. Edgar Hoover, I'm commandeering this cabin. 131 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,905 Oh, no. No need to commandeer. 132 00:05:39,989 --> 00:05:41,418 We don't want to spoil your honeymoon. 133 00:05:41,502 --> 00:05:43,421 Spoil? Phonus balonus. 134 00:05:43,505 --> 00:05:44,778 Well, after them Palmer raids, 135 00:05:44,862 --> 00:05:47,998 we'd be proud to help out a patriot like Mr. Hoover. 136 00:05:53,216 --> 00:05:54,809 - Squeeze on by here. - Congratulations. 137 00:05:54,893 --> 00:05:57,466 - Thank you. - Congratulations, best wishes. 138 00:06:00,932 --> 00:06:03,232 Whew. That was close. 139 00:06:03,412 --> 00:06:05,489 Can you please take these off now? 140 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,474 What are the Palmer raids? 141 00:06:08,558 --> 00:06:09,987 After World War I, 142 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:12,732 America was freaking out about Communism, 143 00:06:12,816 --> 00:06:16,646 so Hoover and the DOJ arrested thousands of immigrants, 144 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,278 union workers, anything that smelled like organized labor. 145 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:21,254 Real champion of civil liberties. 146 00:06:21,338 --> 00:06:23,473 Oh, he pretty much codified racial bias 147 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:24,879 into our judicial system. 148 00:06:24,963 --> 00:06:28,177 Okay, look, morally, he's repulsive. 149 00:06:28,261 --> 00:06:30,107 Historically, however, 150 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,161 he's one of the most important men of the 20th century. 151 00:06:33,245 --> 00:06:35,856 He founded the FBI. He ran it till he died. 152 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,974 Yeah, well, great men aren't usually good guys, so. 153 00:06:40,899 --> 00:06:43,123 And that is our cue to disappear. 154 00:06:43,207 --> 00:06:45,589 Oh, B, key me. 155 00:06:45,693 --> 00:06:46,856 The key. 156 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:50,489 Time Bureau manual and some honeymoon chocolates. 157 00:06:51,822 --> 00:06:53,357 Say hi to Z for me. 158 00:07:02,697 --> 00:07:05,173 Capi-tans, hey. 159 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:08,437 Are we home yet? How did your bank robbery go? 160 00:07:08,521 --> 00:07:10,951 Did we find out who blew up the Waverider yet or no? 161 00:07:11,035 --> 00:07:13,224 Am I talking too much? Am I talking not too much? 162 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,293 - I think she's a little high. - I'd say very. 163 00:07:15,377 --> 00:07:16,887 We're still in 1925. 164 00:07:16,971 --> 00:07:18,917 And now, we are on a train. 165 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:22,255 What? Where are we going? 166 00:07:22,944 --> 00:07:26,020 But really where is anybody really going? 167 00:07:26,104 --> 00:07:28,685 You okay, Z? I thought you didn't partake. 168 00:07:28,802 --> 00:07:29,700 No, no, no. 169 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:33,607 I know, but you see I found myself on a journey. 170 00:07:33,783 --> 00:07:38,021 And that journey is with these tiny, little bears. 171 00:07:38,116 --> 00:07:41,771 And I'm going on that journey a la carte. 172 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:48,552 A la carte. "Allah" carte. 173 00:07:48,648 --> 00:07:49,783 Okay. Well, we'll be upstairs. 174 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:51,028 Yeah, if you need anything, 175 00:07:51,112 --> 00:07:52,879 please don't hesitate to come and find us. 176 00:07:52,963 --> 00:07:55,266 Actually, hesitate a little. 177 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,591 Oh, hesitate a lot. 178 00:07:58,399 --> 00:08:00,724 Ew, that's gross, moms. 179 00:08:05,491 --> 00:08:08,062 Hey, maybe we won't even need that potion. 180 00:08:08,146 --> 00:08:09,135 We just hide out in the cabin. 181 00:08:10,322 --> 00:08:12,357 You in there, Speed? 182 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:14,514 - Speed? - That was Hoover's nickname. 183 00:08:14,598 --> 00:08:16,125 Only his closest friends call him that. 184 00:08:16,209 --> 00:08:19,880 It's Francis Baker. Junior, of course. 185 00:08:19,964 --> 00:08:22,482 Oh, the GW boys are gonna go wild 186 00:08:22,566 --> 00:08:23,919 when I tell them I saw you. 187 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:27,516 - Gary, potion. - Uh, it's frothing and ready. 188 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,255 All right. How long does the spell last? 189 00:08:29,339 --> 00:08:31,184 Uh, it depends upon your metabolism. 190 00:08:31,268 --> 00:08:32,706 Could be an hour. Could be 24. 191 00:08:32,790 --> 00:08:35,961 Hey, it sounds like Hoover was a supreme douche. 192 00:08:36,045 --> 00:08:38,312 You really sure you want to be him? 193 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:40,675 I have to clean up my mess, B. 194 00:08:42,719 --> 00:08:45,590 No, but wait. Wait. Don't drink it in front of us. 195 00:08:50,735 --> 00:08:52,253 - Did it work? - We don't know. 196 00:08:52,337 --> 00:08:53,753 Since you drank it in front of us, we'll only know 197 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,401 if the magic works when someone else sees you. 198 00:08:55,485 --> 00:08:56,761 Oh, for the love of... 199 00:08:58,087 --> 00:08:59,620 This is silly. 200 00:08:59,704 --> 00:09:02,152 Let me see your... 201 00:09:03,808 --> 00:09:05,012 face. 202 00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:08,676 Edgar. 203 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,777 There's that handsome look. 204 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:21,293 Let me buy you lunch, Speed. 205 00:09:21,411 --> 00:09:24,286 The oysters here give Old Ebbitt's a run 206 00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:25,490 for their money. 207 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:36,753 Director of the Bureau of Investigation at 29. 208 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,535 Speed indeed. 209 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,667 I think you fellows will be 210 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:44,465 more comfortable elsewhere. 211 00:09:48,525 --> 00:09:51,426 Yeah. Sure. More comfortable. 212 00:10:02,499 --> 00:10:03,839 Ew. 213 00:10:04,541 --> 00:10:05,879 No thank you. 214 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,690 She made a little doll. 215 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,505 I wish the Legends would just get back already. 216 00:10:10,589 --> 00:10:12,082 They would know exactly what to do with her 217 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,901 and her creepy outsider apple art. 218 00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:16,246 They can't find this Dr. Davies guy soon enough. 219 00:10:19,904 --> 00:10:20,821 Oh. 220 00:10:20,905 --> 00:10:22,004 Gideon! 221 00:10:24,063 --> 00:10:25,167 Great. 222 00:10:25,463 --> 00:10:27,347 Now she's broken. 223 00:10:34,005 --> 00:10:36,383 Hey. You okay? 224 00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:40,558 Yeah. Why? 225 00:10:40,664 --> 00:10:41,612 Oh, man. 226 00:10:41,696 --> 00:10:43,769 Are you mad that we're honeymooning in your house, 227 00:10:43,853 --> 00:10:45,371 after everything that happened with John or... 228 00:10:45,455 --> 00:10:49,676 Shh. Aves, I love you. 229 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,237 I love you both. 230 00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:53,375 I love your love. 231 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,899 I love that you're loving each other right now, 232 00:10:55,983 --> 00:10:58,380 even if that love is happening directly above me 233 00:10:58,464 --> 00:11:00,300 while I eat sugar foam. 234 00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:02,581 Okay. 235 00:11:02,665 --> 00:11:05,332 Well, if you ever want to talk or anything, just come find... 236 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,634 No, seriously. 237 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:09,925 I am A-okay. I am golden. 238 00:11:11,521 --> 00:11:14,519 You know what? Just... just hear me out, Z. 239 00:11:14,603 --> 00:11:17,507 No judgment, okay? I'm just... 240 00:11:17,614 --> 00:11:19,715 I think you and Behrad are very different people, 241 00:11:19,799 --> 00:11:22,230 and I think that maybe your coping mechanisms 242 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:24,691 might not be the same as his coping mechanisms. 243 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,613 You know, honestly, I'm not sure 244 00:11:27,697 --> 00:11:29,206 that I'm doing this stoned thing correctly, 245 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:33,545 because I either feel, like, very hungry or tired, 246 00:11:33,629 --> 00:11:34,956 all of the time. 247 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,723 That can't be it, can it? Can that be it? 248 00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:38,551 I don't know. You're a doer though. 249 00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:39,651 You know? You're like me. 250 00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:41,691 Oh, it's true. I love a project. 251 00:11:41,775 --> 00:11:42,949 You love a project. Let's find you a project. 252 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,630 Ooh, cleaning. Cleaning. That's a good one. 253 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:46,940 I ought to clean this place. 254 00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:49,062 I'ma clean this place. Clean the John vibes. 255 00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,019 Yes. Yes! That's my girl. 256 00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:53,566 You know, at minimum, it will give me an excuse 257 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:57,714 to leave this room, because... you guys are very loud. 258 00:11:57,844 --> 00:12:00,160 What? Come on. We're not loud. 259 00:12:02,047 --> 00:12:04,371 Core competency. 260 00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:05,840 Boop. 261 00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:10,371 I don't even know what you're talking about. 262 00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:27,382 So tell me. Is there a Mrs. Hoover? 263 00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:29,363 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm married to my job. 264 00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:31,871 Oh, well, let me give you my card, 265 00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:34,957 in case you and your job ever get divorced. 266 00:12:36,741 --> 00:12:39,261 My purse. It's gone. 267 00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:41,003 Never fear, madam. 268 00:12:41,087 --> 00:12:45,097 You have the nation's finest detective at your service. 269 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,855 Should we round up the usual suspects? 270 00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,066 Those are my men. 271 00:13:09,725 --> 00:13:13,784 No one is leaving this car, till we get that purse back. 272 00:13:13,868 --> 00:13:17,558 - Oh! - Now, what was in your purse? 273 00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:19,480 Jewelry? 274 00:13:23,609 --> 00:13:25,027 Money? 275 00:13:28,745 --> 00:13:31,167 Anything of note? 276 00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:38,237 Hmm. My calling card, my comb, 277 00:13:38,321 --> 00:13:39,889 and one of those delightful pastries 278 00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:41,542 from the breakfast cart. 279 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:45,152 You never know when you might get a flash of the grumblies. 280 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,580 Goldie! 281 00:13:56,664 --> 00:14:00,257 I believe this is what you are looking for. 282 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:03,506 - Huzzah! - Thank you, Mr. Hoover. 283 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,441 - Hip-hip! - Hooray! 284 00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:07,482 - Thank you. - Hip-hip! 285 00:14:07,566 --> 00:14:09,605 Hooray. 286 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:14,692 Um... 287 00:14:15,837 --> 00:14:18,104 Well, I must get back to work. 288 00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:19,799 If only all of the bad guys 289 00:14:19,883 --> 00:14:22,584 was easy to catch as Goldie here. 290 00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:23,675 Marvelous seeing you, 291 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:26,418 Francis Baker, Junior, of course. Okay. 292 00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:28,519 It's working. 293 00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:29,597 They're buying it. 294 00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:31,691 Yeah, they're buying that Gary and I are petty thieves, 295 00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:32,683 'cause of our looks. 296 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,809 I'm trying to be as authentically Hoover 297 00:14:34,893 --> 00:14:35,728 - as possible. - I wouldn't mind 298 00:14:35,812 --> 00:14:37,077 a little less authenticity. 299 00:14:37,161 --> 00:14:38,198 - You understand... - Hey, whoa. 300 00:14:38,282 --> 00:14:39,967 Why don't we go back to Plan A? 301 00:14:40,207 --> 00:14:42,082 - Hunkering. - You're right. 302 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,026 We should play it safe, till we get to New York. 303 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,623 - Director Hoover, thank God. - We just got word from HQ. 304 00:15:01,707 --> 00:15:03,167 There's a plot afoot to kidnap you. 305 00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:05,325 We need to get you off this train. 306 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:10,558 Give me a minute. 307 00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:14,059 I'm sure we can find a way 308 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,449 to get to New York that doesn't involve 309 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,809 - Hoover cosplay or kidnapping... - Listen. 310 00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:19,831 The real J. Edgar Hoover was never kidnapped. 311 00:15:19,915 --> 00:15:21,527 - So he must have solved this. - No. 312 00:15:21,611 --> 00:15:23,471 This is getting way too out of control. 313 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:25,293 I mean, I'm sure we can fix this with a do-over. 314 00:15:25,377 --> 00:15:26,559 What if there's no more do-overs? 315 00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:27,518 What if this is it? 316 00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:29,566 We owe it to history to make it right. 317 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,019 Gentlemen, this sounds like a case 318 00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:35,780 for the Bureau of Investigation. 319 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:43,098 Has she had anything to drink? 320 00:15:43,182 --> 00:15:44,464 She doesn't need anything to drink. 321 00:15:44,548 --> 00:15:46,074 She's not a person. 322 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:51,003 I-I may not know what a computer is, 323 00:15:51,087 --> 00:15:53,480 but... I know a heartbeat. 324 00:15:53,856 --> 00:15:55,582 And you made that, Astra. 325 00:15:57,548 --> 00:16:00,584 You are not only a very powerful witch. 326 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,652 You're also a mother now. 327 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,994 - I am nobody's mother. - Dang. 328 00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:08,817 Now, what will the team do with a human Gideon? 329 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,906 Probably just give her Rory's old room. 330 00:16:10,990 --> 00:16:13,169 There's always space for one more with the Legends. 331 00:16:13,253 --> 00:16:15,215 And where are your Legends now, anyway? 332 00:16:15,299 --> 00:16:17,565 They went to New York, to meet this time travel guy. 333 00:16:17,649 --> 00:16:20,071 Once they find him, they're gonna come get us. 334 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,723 Okay. I'm no expert, but... seems to me, 335 00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:26,832 if you have a machine that can travel through time, 336 00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:28,697 wouldn't you just go back to right 337 00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:32,410 after the moment you left? I mean, unless... 338 00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:34,254 It didn't work. 339 00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:43,386 - What was the word from HQ? - Not a lot of detail. 340 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,817 The Dallas field office intercepted a telegram. 341 00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:51,686 "Hoover on tren, northbond." 342 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,684 "Train" and "northbound" are both misspelled. 343 00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:56,707 - So he's a foreigner. - Or a bad speller. 344 00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,781 Men in Little Rock are gonna alert D.C. 345 00:16:59,865 --> 00:17:01,817 Plan to have agents at every station along the route. 346 00:17:01,901 --> 00:17:02,697 Good. 347 00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:04,863 Mr. Hoover says we're looking for a foreigner. 348 00:17:04,947 --> 00:17:07,050 - I didn't say that. - Stay put in here, Mr. Hoover. 349 00:17:07,134 --> 00:17:08,472 We'll turn this train upside-down, 350 00:17:08,556 --> 00:17:09,792 till we find our man. 351 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,750 Hoover doesn't run an investigation from behind. 352 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,651 All right. 353 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,581 All we got to go on is this telegram, 354 00:17:16,665 --> 00:17:18,626 which doesn't give us a motive or a means. 355 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:22,456 But its timing does narrow down the list of possible suspects. 356 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:23,666 Donovan, Rodgers. 357 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,745 Get me a list of all the passengers 358 00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:28,288 that got on this train since Midland. Go. 359 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:29,724 - On it, sir. - On it, sir. 360 00:17:29,808 --> 00:17:31,128 The three of us are gonna start 361 00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:32,080 at the front of the train, 362 00:17:32,164 --> 00:17:33,467 and we're gonna work our way back. 363 00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:34,878 We're looking for anyone 364 00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:37,065 who has a reason to hurt Hoover. 365 00:17:39,589 --> 00:17:41,792 Who would possibly want to hurt that guy? 366 00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:45,069 "Please" would have been nice. 367 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,461 Is there anyone on this train 368 00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:52,160 you may suspect of having anti-government sentiment? 369 00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:53,744 Anti-government? 370 00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:55,924 The government is the only thing keeping this country 371 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,650 from going to the dogs. 372 00:17:58,201 --> 00:18:01,363 Have you heard anyone talk about anarchy or... 373 00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:04,261 socialism? 374 00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:06,405 Well, that depends. 375 00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:09,867 Would you call a working wage socialism? 376 00:18:09,951 --> 00:18:13,136 Then yeah. I'd say we're all talking about it. 377 00:18:14,602 --> 00:18:17,089 Lovely to see America by train car. 378 00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:20,441 Be a lot lovelier if I wasn't being spied on 379 00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,237 by a bunch of dicks. 380 00:18:22,321 --> 00:18:25,023 - By "dick" do you mean cop? - Hmm. 381 00:18:25,107 --> 00:18:26,566 Well, you think someone 382 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,479 on this train is a ne'er-do-well? 383 00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:30,785 Well, good luck pulling one over 384 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:33,097 on America's finest law man. 385 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:34,876 That's very nice of you. 386 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:39,283 Hoover? That man is cursed. 387 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,464 You have no idea. 388 00:18:42,062 --> 00:18:43,459 Hoover? 389 00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:45,313 Leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 390 00:18:45,397 --> 00:18:48,603 Ugh, tell me about it. 391 00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:52,287 Everybody on this train loves Hoover. 392 00:18:52,409 --> 00:18:54,503 Yeah, everybody with first-class tickets. 393 00:18:54,587 --> 00:18:57,831 The people we talked to would be happy to kill "Hoover." 394 00:18:57,915 --> 00:19:00,221 If we're looking for motive, we got it. 395 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,213 Lots of it. 396 00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:03,572 Yeah, which is as good as finding none at all. 397 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,341 We're switching this investigation away 398 00:19:05,425 --> 00:19:08,798 from the "why" and onto the "how." 399 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,892 And with agents in every city, it'll be pretty hard 400 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,654 pulling off a kidnapping in any of the stations. 401 00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:14,852 They'd get caught immediately. 402 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,736 Or congratulated. 403 00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:20,443 But if you could get the train off the main route... 404 00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:22,047 No one would be guarding the track. 405 00:19:22,131 --> 00:19:24,048 And if you can redirect the train, 406 00:19:24,221 --> 00:19:25,658 you have control of the train. 407 00:19:25,742 --> 00:19:27,595 Ooh! Ooh! Inside job. 408 00:19:27,679 --> 00:19:28,977 - Inside job. - Inside job. 409 00:19:29,061 --> 00:19:32,346 Director Hoover, meet Igor Lewandowski. 410 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:33,740 Train's engineer. 411 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,877 A Russian and a labor organizer. 412 00:19:35,961 --> 00:19:37,158 He wasn't scheduled to work today, 413 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,505 but had a change of heart. 414 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:40,115 Joined the crew back in Midland. 415 00:19:40,199 --> 00:19:41,292 Awfully convenient. 416 00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:42,900 - Did he confess? - He won't say diddly, 417 00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:44,660 but he's our guy. I'm sure of it. 418 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:46,153 Trust you can get the... 419 00:19:46,409 --> 00:19:49,426 confession we need. Do your worst, boss. 420 00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:51,851 Yeah. 421 00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:00,816 Oh, boy. 422 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,225 Very sad party of one happening here. 423 00:20:03,309 --> 00:20:04,705 Doesn't matter. 424 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:08,809 Zen in ten, here I come. Starting with the fridge. 425 00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:14,526 See, even I know you don't keep whiskey in the fridge. 426 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,822 - Aves. - Hi, Z. 427 00:20:34,906 --> 00:20:36,817 How many bottles of whiskey are there on the table? 428 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,324 Um, two. 429 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:39,887 Two! 430 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,057 The fridge is making whiskey. 431 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,023 What? That's fantastic. 432 00:20:44,107 --> 00:20:47,411 - The Waverider. - Yeah? 433 00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:49,628 I guess it's kind of like the Waverider. 434 00:20:49,712 --> 00:20:52,239 Although the fridge doesn't take requests like Gideon. 435 00:20:52,323 --> 00:20:55,168 No, no, no, this bottle... This bottle is the Waverider. 436 00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:58,301 And this bottle is the mystery Waverider that blew us up. 437 00:20:58,726 --> 00:21:04,415 So if there's two Waveriders, who's to say there isn't... 438 00:21:07,121 --> 00:21:09,504 third Waverider? 439 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,103 And a fourth. It will never end. 440 00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:17,130 Oh, I get it. 441 00:21:17,252 --> 00:21:18,894 You're still really stoned. 442 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,372 So... so, let's say we go back and stop the mystery Waverider 443 00:21:21,456 --> 00:21:22,527 from blowing us up. That's great. 444 00:21:22,611 --> 00:21:23,972 But that Waverider came from somewhere. 445 00:21:24,056 --> 00:21:26,122 Which means if one showed up, then another one could. 446 00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:27,224 And another, and another, and another. 447 00:21:27,308 --> 00:21:29,786 Okay. Wait. Let's just slow this train down. 448 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:32,314 Take this. Remember this? Here. Grab this. Hi, hi, hi. 449 00:21:32,398 --> 00:21:35,230 Look, squirt. Squirt, squirt. Squirt and wipe! 450 00:21:35,314 --> 00:21:38,028 Squirt and wipe, and the gummies are gonna wear off, 451 00:21:38,112 --> 00:21:38,886 and then you're gonna be 452 00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:40,950 feeling the natural high of a job well done. 453 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,629 Look. Show me. Show me. I'm watching. 454 00:21:42,713 --> 00:21:44,559 - Aves, I... - Squirt and wipe. 455 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:51,090 You got this. You got this. You can be mean. 456 00:21:51,174 --> 00:21:52,574 You can be mean as hell. 457 00:21:57,503 --> 00:21:59,176 He's all ready for you, sir. 458 00:21:59,773 --> 00:22:01,199 Good. 459 00:22:01,348 --> 00:22:03,640 Uh, "sir," quick word? 460 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,435 How are you gonna swing this, Nate? 461 00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:08,394 I don't know. I don't want to hurt the guy, but... 462 00:22:08,478 --> 00:22:09,542 No way, man. 463 00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:11,895 Look, those two agents are expecting Hoover. 464 00:22:11,979 --> 00:22:13,398 They have all the evidence they need. 465 00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:15,473 - That's more than enough. - It's not enough. 466 00:22:15,615 --> 00:22:16,925 I need a confession. 467 00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:18,918 Look, Nate, I know you feel like this 468 00:22:19,002 --> 00:22:19,925 is the end of the world, 469 00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:22,448 but you're just a good guy who made a bad mistake. 470 00:22:22,532 --> 00:22:24,320 What was the alternative? Let him kill you? 471 00:22:24,404 --> 00:22:25,988 You're worth a thousand Hoovers. 472 00:22:26,072 --> 00:22:29,059 By comparison to Hoover, I am nobody in the timeline. 473 00:22:29,143 --> 00:22:31,089 Come on, Nate. You know that's not true. 474 00:22:31,173 --> 00:22:33,160 You've gotta forgive yourself. 475 00:22:40,882 --> 00:22:42,785 This isn't about me. 476 00:22:46,557 --> 00:22:47,786 So what are we gonna do? 477 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:49,887 You ever hear the one about the black lady, the brown lady, 478 00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:52,716 and the broken computer who walked into a bar, in 1925? 479 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,370 - Uh, no. - Yeah. 480 00:22:54,454 --> 00:22:56,668 Because it would never happen. Let's face it. 481 00:22:56,752 --> 00:23:00,035 There's nothing we can do. The Legends are on their own. 482 00:23:04,677 --> 00:23:07,966 Great. More decapitated apple heads. 483 00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:19,887 I think she's trying to tell us something, Astra. 484 00:23:20,807 --> 00:23:24,871 Uh! A-A-An apple a day. Easy as apple pie. 485 00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:28,567 Don't put all your apples in one box. 486 00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:31,027 - That is not a thing. - Okay. 487 00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:33,559 It's six apples in a box, off the table, on the floor. 488 00:23:33,643 --> 00:23:35,309 Thank you, Dr. Seuss. 489 00:23:35,785 --> 00:23:38,033 It's clearly apple... 490 00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:41,824 Sauce. 491 00:23:44,895 --> 00:23:46,248 Okay, you know what enough? 492 00:23:46,332 --> 00:23:48,364 Just stop trying to tell us things. 493 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:49,684 I wish I could just shove you back 494 00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:50,774 in the wires, and the sockets, 495 00:23:50,858 --> 00:23:52,175 or whatever makes you work on the Waverider, 496 00:23:52,259 --> 00:23:54,957 because then maybe you could actually help us. 497 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,809 So why are you so mad at Gideon? 498 00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:08,879 She hasn't done anything to you. 499 00:24:08,963 --> 00:24:10,574 Because... 500 00:24:10,948 --> 00:24:14,051 she's a constant reminder of my giant failure. 501 00:24:14,651 --> 00:24:17,309 That's why you don't want to go after the Legends. 502 00:24:18,635 --> 00:24:22,599 - I'm useless to them, Spooner. - You made one mistake, Astra. 503 00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:26,988 Ease up on yourself. At least you still have magic. 504 00:24:27,286 --> 00:24:30,364 Hey, you have things to offer too. 505 00:24:30,448 --> 00:24:31,815 Like what? 506 00:24:31,899 --> 00:24:34,278 Without aliens, what do I bring to the table? 507 00:24:36,904 --> 00:24:38,622 Ranch wear? 508 00:24:39,081 --> 00:24:40,262 Okay. You know what? 509 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:42,028 I guess we're both pretty useless. 510 00:24:42,112 --> 00:24:43,420 You mean the three of us are... 511 00:24:45,603 --> 00:24:46,855 What is that? 512 00:24:54,835 --> 00:24:56,169 Gideon, no! 513 00:25:10,285 --> 00:25:11,832 Why did you do that? 514 00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:15,252 Wires and sockets. She understood you. 515 00:25:22,352 --> 00:25:23,236 Hey, Z. 516 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,347 Can Sara and I grab one of those bottles of... 517 00:25:25,431 --> 00:25:28,299 - whiskey? - Oh, hey, girl. 518 00:25:28,797 --> 00:25:30,090 Hey, buddy. 519 00:25:30,174 --> 00:25:32,092 Uh, what did we talk about? 520 00:25:32,176 --> 00:25:34,377 More cleaning. No more gummies, yeah? 521 00:25:34,461 --> 00:25:37,026 Oh, no. I'm not stoned. I'm enlightened. 522 00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:39,971 See, I finally realize why John gave me this key. 523 00:25:40,055 --> 00:25:42,712 To clear my head and think about the bigger picture. 524 00:25:42,796 --> 00:25:45,416 See, I was so focused on my phones, and skincare sales, 525 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,416 and romantic entanglements that I never stopped to think 526 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,893 about what was really going on with the team. 527 00:25:49,977 --> 00:25:53,055 - The team. Our team? - Yeah. 528 00:25:53,149 --> 00:25:56,557 See, without those distractions I was able to dig deep 529 00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,947 and really think about how we got here. 530 00:25:59,031 --> 00:26:01,072 So I read your Time Bureau agent manual earlier. 531 00:26:01,156 --> 00:26:03,658 What? That thing's over 200 pages. 532 00:26:03,742 --> 00:26:05,087 Yeah, and I started thinking, 533 00:26:05,171 --> 00:26:07,248 it's not about the how they blew us up. 534 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,782 It's about the who. 535 00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:12,244 I made a list of suspects. Do you want to see? 536 00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:15,893 - Um, yes. Yes I do. - Great. 537 00:26:19,852 --> 00:26:22,424 Time to spill the beans, Lewandowski. 538 00:26:22,712 --> 00:26:25,091 Speaks Russian... 539 00:26:26,361 --> 00:26:27,496 What'd you say? 540 00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,759 Please, you're making a mistake. 541 00:26:29,843 --> 00:26:33,564 I'm making a mistake? I'm making a mistake! 542 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:43,572 Get out. Out! 543 00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:53,846 No, no, no. Please. 544 00:27:00,617 --> 00:27:03,119 Sounds like he's really putting the screws on him. 545 00:27:03,441 --> 00:27:05,142 Let me know if he needs backup. 546 00:27:05,226 --> 00:27:06,924 I gotta take a leak. 547 00:27:11,491 --> 00:27:13,369 Don't do this, Nate. 548 00:27:14,452 --> 00:27:17,373 Ah! 549 00:27:17,457 --> 00:27:18,636 Ahh! 550 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,259 - Ahh! - What are you doing? 551 00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:25,290 I'm trying to tell you that you don't... 552 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:27,469 Have to tell me... 553 00:27:27,553 --> 00:27:30,416 Anything you don't want to, because... 554 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,909 I will find the answers I want... 555 00:27:32,993 --> 00:27:34,986 some other way, okay? 556 00:27:37,127 --> 00:27:39,635 This is even worse than last time. 557 00:27:40,479 --> 00:27:42,384 I've interrogated you before? 558 00:27:42,468 --> 00:27:44,728 Of course you don't remember. 559 00:27:45,179 --> 00:27:49,186 You and your men came after me and my family, 560 00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:53,364 and hundreds of others on your manhunt for Emma Goldman, 561 00:27:53,448 --> 00:27:55,279 back in 1919. 562 00:27:55,363 --> 00:27:57,020 I knew nothing about her, 563 00:27:57,104 --> 00:28:00,150 but because of your Red Scare, no one believed me. 564 00:28:01,111 --> 00:28:03,049 My wife and children had to flee, 565 00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:05,455 and your men beat me for being Russian. 566 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,658 I lost everything, because of you! 567 00:28:15,071 --> 00:28:16,939 I'm sorry, Igor. 568 00:28:19,692 --> 00:28:20,902 That makes total sense 569 00:28:20,986 --> 00:28:23,236 why you were planning on kidnapping me. 570 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,619 Me? 571 00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:30,445 I try to stay as far away from you as possible. 572 00:28:30,529 --> 00:28:32,176 But when you're looking for enemies, 573 00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:33,986 that's all you see. 574 00:28:35,185 --> 00:28:36,523 Makes it easy to miss 575 00:28:36,607 --> 00:28:38,846 what's going on right in front of you. 576 00:28:46,983 --> 00:28:48,463 Where'd those mountains go? 577 00:28:48,547 --> 00:28:50,290 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 578 00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:53,025 Somebody switched tracks 15 miles back. 579 00:28:53,377 --> 00:28:55,807 Igor, thank you, Igor. 580 00:28:55,891 --> 00:28:57,298 I'll untie you in a minute. 581 00:28:57,382 --> 00:28:58,822 Grab him! 582 00:29:01,734 --> 00:29:04,533 Jig is up, Hoover. Get over here. 583 00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:07,989 It's kind of silly, huh? 584 00:29:08,227 --> 00:29:09,455 Put on the right kind of suit, 585 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,471 and you can fool anybody you want. 586 00:29:11,555 --> 00:29:13,783 Even America's best detective. 587 00:29:20,448 --> 00:29:22,940 Pretty dumb pulling a gun on a Bureau agent. 588 00:29:23,024 --> 00:29:24,832 You think you're the smart guy here? 589 00:29:25,133 --> 00:29:27,197 If you hadn't made such a stink back in Midland, 590 00:29:27,281 --> 00:29:29,112 we never would have known you were on this train. 591 00:29:29,196 --> 00:29:31,941 Funny thing is we've been trying to pinch you for months. 592 00:29:32,025 --> 00:29:34,281 Snorky's offering a nice chunk of cash 593 00:29:34,365 --> 00:29:36,178 to whoever brings you in first. 594 00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:41,994 Snorky. Snorky-Snorky? 595 00:29:42,078 --> 00:29:43,779 Who the heck is Snorky? 596 00:29:44,037 --> 00:29:46,129 These guys work for Al Capone. 597 00:29:46,213 --> 00:29:48,967 Come out with your hands up, Hoover. 598 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:54,491 So do all of them. 599 00:29:54,613 --> 00:29:57,248 You got two minutes! 600 00:30:06,349 --> 00:30:09,264 I ain't got all day, Edgar! 601 00:30:09,395 --> 00:30:12,644 Come out, or we start popping passengers. 602 00:30:17,099 --> 00:30:20,115 Oh, we can totally take these guys. 603 00:30:20,859 --> 00:30:22,106 No. 604 00:30:24,353 --> 00:30:26,502 Without Gideon it's hard to keep track of the timeline, 605 00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:29,139 but Hoover wasn't killed by mobsters, right? 606 00:30:29,926 --> 00:30:31,584 So don't we have to fight? 607 00:30:31,950 --> 00:30:34,373 In the real timeline, none of this happened. 608 00:30:34,464 --> 00:30:36,834 And the world still thinks I'm Hoover. 609 00:30:38,335 --> 00:30:40,084 I'm gonna have to make this right. 610 00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:55,225 Come on. 611 00:31:15,628 --> 00:31:17,506 Well, congratulations. 612 00:31:18,595 --> 00:31:19,787 You got me. 613 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:26,205 Who are you? 614 00:31:31,111 --> 00:31:32,420 Damn it. 615 00:31:34,071 --> 00:31:36,181 Give the multiverse a low probability. 616 00:31:36,265 --> 00:31:38,592 - I mean what even is a paragon? - Mm-hmm. 617 00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:41,186 I think we are onto something very important here, Z. 618 00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:42,232 Me too, Aves. 619 00:31:42,316 --> 00:31:44,201 Okay, so who's left on our villains list? 620 00:31:44,356 --> 00:31:45,248 Damien Darhk. 621 00:31:45,332 --> 00:31:47,466 Loves us way too much to kill us I think. 622 00:31:47,550 --> 00:31:50,919 Mm-hmm. Mallus. Malice? Whatever. 623 00:31:51,003 --> 00:31:53,685 Big Beebo... aww, David Bowie. 624 00:31:53,769 --> 00:31:55,809 You know, he got that really great song out of us. 625 00:31:55,893 --> 00:31:57,202 - Yeah. it was very catchy. - Yeah. 626 00:31:57,286 --> 00:31:58,185 Let's put him in the "maybe" pile. 627 00:31:58,269 --> 00:31:59,420 Okay. 628 00:31:59,512 --> 00:32:00,638 What about those guys, over there? 629 00:32:00,722 --> 00:32:03,615 Ah, these guys over here. We got time pirates. 630 00:32:03,699 --> 00:32:05,053 Time wraiths. Time witches. Clones. 631 00:32:05,137 --> 00:32:07,690 Doppelgangers. Ourselves. Time itself. 632 00:32:07,774 --> 00:32:10,606 Okay. Let's call that the "why the hell not" pile. 633 00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:11,762 Copy that. 634 00:32:12,342 --> 00:32:14,027 Oh. 635 00:32:14,139 --> 00:32:15,537 And then there's this one. 636 00:32:17,157 --> 00:32:21,018 I mean that's too out there, right? 637 00:32:21,131 --> 00:32:23,315 Zari, we've been chased by a demon dog. 638 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,143 Who's to say that we're not being hunted by... 639 00:32:25,227 --> 00:32:28,427 - Sara! Ava! - Is that... 640 00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:34,615 Guys? Hello? Anybody. Hello? 641 00:32:34,699 --> 00:32:37,472 We got a Hoover-shaped Nate problem. 642 00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:39,667 - That does not sound good. - Guys? 643 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:40,974 Hate to cut it short, 644 00:32:41,058 --> 00:32:43,466 but we could really use some backup out here. 645 00:32:43,550 --> 00:32:46,451 Yeah, Nate's been kidnapped by Al Capone's men. 646 00:32:47,945 --> 00:32:49,863 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 647 00:32:49,947 --> 00:32:52,216 We need to find a way to stop this with zero casualties. 648 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:54,819 What, with weed gummies and magic booze? 649 00:32:55,143 --> 00:32:57,256 - Yes. - Yes? - Yes? 650 00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:58,677 I ain't gonna ask you again. 651 00:32:58,761 --> 00:33:01,154 We got Hoover. Not some nobody clown. 652 00:33:01,378 --> 00:33:03,076 You're right, I am a nobody. 653 00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:06,723 But I'm a nobody who killed J. Edgar Hoover. 654 00:33:07,934 --> 00:33:09,685 - Killed? - Yeah. 655 00:33:09,769 --> 00:33:11,166 I'm surprised to bring in the head 656 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:12,435 of the Bureau of Investigation. 657 00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:14,365 Instead, I got Mr. Nobody. 658 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:16,403 This is not the plan. 659 00:33:16,487 --> 00:33:17,927 Yeah. Tell me about it. 660 00:33:18,011 --> 00:33:20,894 Oh, Snorky's gonna pop me, for sure. 661 00:33:20,978 --> 00:33:22,333 That doesn't seem fair. 662 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,708 I mean, how could you have known the guy 663 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:25,782 you were supposed to kidnap ended up getting killed? 664 00:33:25,866 --> 00:33:27,698 Some things are outside of your control. 665 00:33:27,782 --> 00:33:30,130 I could just bump you off and mess your face up real good. 666 00:33:30,214 --> 00:33:31,458 Pass you off as Hoover's body. 667 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:35,443 You could do that. May work, for a while, but... 668 00:33:41,366 --> 00:33:43,779 you can't outrun the lie forever. 669 00:33:43,956 --> 00:33:46,528 Eventually, you just end up hurting 670 00:33:46,612 --> 00:33:48,109 the people you care about. 671 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,118 Sometimes, it's easier just to face the music 672 00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:52,674 and accept the fact that you made a mistake. 673 00:33:53,576 --> 00:33:56,682 Hey, take a deep breath with me. Come on. 674 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:06,018 Now, repeat after me. I forgive myself. 675 00:34:06,147 --> 00:34:09,979 - I forgive myself. - There! 676 00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:11,166 Now, don't you feel better? 677 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,063 - No. - Oh. 678 00:34:13,961 --> 00:34:15,846 But that makes me feel better. 679 00:34:16,426 --> 00:34:19,088 - You all right there, big guy? - Better now. 680 00:34:19,243 --> 00:34:21,252 Hoover's death must have been quite the shock, 681 00:34:21,336 --> 00:34:22,993 so we brought you a little something 682 00:34:23,077 --> 00:34:24,605 to soothe your grieving souls. 683 00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:26,608 And there's plenty more where that came from. 684 00:34:26,692 --> 00:34:29,064 Oh, never-ending, one could say. 685 00:34:29,148 --> 00:34:31,072 Holy smokes. 686 00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:35,955 The Bullet Blondes? The big fellow loves you gals. 687 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,440 I would like to formally apologize 688 00:34:40,524 --> 00:34:42,432 for how I treated you both. 689 00:34:43,030 --> 00:34:45,167 And I would like to ask for a do-over. 690 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,065 - Already done. - My man. 691 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,870 Your photographs don't do you justice. 692 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,582 That's a lot of company, for the middle of nowhere. 693 00:35:19,401 --> 00:35:22,010 Boys. Ladies. 694 00:35:22,233 --> 00:35:23,847 Another Hoover? 695 00:35:23,931 --> 00:35:26,307 Thought you said you killed him. 696 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,776 I... I did. 697 00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:34,042 Okay. Two Waveriders and two Hoovers. 698 00:35:34,126 --> 00:35:35,737 That cannot be a coincidence. 699 00:35:35,821 --> 00:35:38,620 Is it me, or does he look even more pissed off now? 700 00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:40,776 We're kidnapping you. 701 00:35:40,946 --> 00:35:42,653 And I'm arresting you. 702 00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,307 In fact, you're all under arrest. 703 00:35:44,469 --> 00:35:46,245 Over our dead bodies! 704 00:35:46,329 --> 00:35:48,589 Maybe we should just skedaddle right over here. 705 00:35:48,673 --> 00:35:50,917 - Yeah? - Everybody, take cover! 706 00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:58,321 Ah! 707 00:36:07,036 --> 00:36:09,913 Get in there. Come on, move it. Go! 708 00:36:09,997 --> 00:36:11,418 We can't let Hoover die again. 709 00:36:13,522 --> 00:36:15,637 Don't think we need to worry about that. 710 00:36:21,659 --> 00:36:22,953 Ah! Ugh! 711 00:36:23,277 --> 00:36:25,074 Jeez, ah! 712 00:36:27,908 --> 00:36:29,479 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, slow. 713 00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:31,574 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait... 714 00:36:33,194 --> 00:36:34,699 Guys, this is out of control. 715 00:36:34,783 --> 00:36:36,706 The timeline's at serious risk of changing. 716 00:36:36,790 --> 00:36:38,238 What are you doing? 717 00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:49,902 Oh! 718 00:36:49,986 --> 00:36:51,300 Come on. 719 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:00,925 Oh, no. Did we kill him again? 720 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,918 There's no blood. 721 00:37:07,002 --> 00:37:09,392 Whoa. That dude is tough. 722 00:37:13,596 --> 00:37:15,519 I don't even think he is a dude. 723 00:37:15,603 --> 00:37:16,937 I think he's a... 724 00:37:24,092 --> 00:37:25,379 Robot. 725 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,074 What are the chances? 726 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:31,230 Wait, so robots blow up the Waverider? 727 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:36,269 J. Edgar Hoover, a robot. That explains a lot. 728 00:37:36,353 --> 00:37:38,523 I ate a robot? 729 00:37:38,607 --> 00:37:40,003 - Shh. - Sorry, stomach, 730 00:37:40,087 --> 00:37:42,269 and small intestine, and small stomach, and... 731 00:37:42,353 --> 00:37:45,043 Gary, shush. Shush. You did not eat a robot. 732 00:37:45,127 --> 00:37:46,222 You ate the real Hoover. 733 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:48,528 This... this must be his replacement. 734 00:37:48,806 --> 00:37:50,348 You guys, what... what is he doing? 735 00:37:51,098 --> 00:37:52,755 Rebooting himself? 736 00:37:52,839 --> 00:37:56,541 Self-destruct sequence initiated. 20 seconds. 737 00:37:56,625 --> 00:37:58,840 Um, guys, I don't think that... yeah. 738 00:37:58,924 --> 00:38:01,840 We gotta go! Come on. Let's go. Move it. 739 00:38:01,924 --> 00:38:04,035 Oh, I hope Spooner and Astra are okay. 740 00:38:04,119 --> 00:38:05,723 They're probably having the chillest time 741 00:38:05,807 --> 00:38:07,030 at Gloria's right now. 742 00:38:07,114 --> 00:38:08,910 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 743 00:38:25,689 --> 00:38:28,379 Hey, Gideon. Hey... 744 00:38:29,705 --> 00:38:33,660 I'm sorry. I'm so used to the old you. 745 00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:36,293 The one who always had all the answers. 746 00:38:36,952 --> 00:38:39,472 I never thought you'd be the one needing help from us. 747 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,878 Do you think we could... try again? 748 00:38:48,385 --> 00:38:52,163 I wish we could... figure out a way to communicate with her. 749 00:38:52,275 --> 00:38:54,285 I mean, she's obviously trying. 750 00:38:56,499 --> 00:39:00,246 Amor, you'll find a way. You always did. 751 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:06,074 Esperanza, you didn't speak until you were six years old. 752 00:39:07,775 --> 00:39:09,793 I don't remember that. 753 00:39:10,252 --> 00:39:12,689 You communicated with me in other ways. 754 00:39:13,174 --> 00:39:15,574 We always understood each other, you and I, 755 00:39:15,658 --> 00:39:17,276 even if we weren't using words. 756 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,402 You would come over and hug me 757 00:39:20,486 --> 00:39:24,339 or... hold my hand. 758 00:39:25,486 --> 00:39:28,480 Your little touch, it made me feel heard. 759 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:31,785 It's your gift, Esperanza. 760 00:39:35,487 --> 00:39:36,734 Gracias, Mami. 761 00:39:53,987 --> 00:39:56,097 I know this must be tough for you. 762 00:39:57,205 --> 00:39:58,806 I get it. 763 00:39:59,032 --> 00:40:01,596 And it must be really hard when no one understands 764 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,449 what you're trying to tell them. 765 00:40:03,552 --> 00:40:06,136 And I hope you know that you're not useless. 766 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,825 You're just figuring it out. 767 00:40:14,175 --> 00:40:15,567 I'm terrified. How did I even get here? 768 00:40:15,651 --> 00:40:17,309 I'm so lost. Why can't they understand me? 769 00:40:17,393 --> 00:40:18,920 I can hear her. 770 00:40:19,004 --> 00:40:21,177 I can hear Gideon's thoughts. She's scared. 771 00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,965 - What's she saying? - Hey, it's okay. 772 00:40:23,049 --> 00:40:25,536 Gideon, I'm right here. 773 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:28,257 Just breathe and focus. 774 00:40:31,901 --> 00:40:33,887 Dr. Davies' machine in New York City. 775 00:40:33,971 --> 00:40:36,817 Time travel experiment takes place November 7th, 1925. 776 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:38,857 She's saying Dr. Davies' time travel experiment 777 00:40:38,941 --> 00:40:40,418 will take place in New York City, 778 00:40:40,502 --> 00:40:42,202 on November 7, 1925. 779 00:40:42,286 --> 00:40:45,763 - That's two weeks from today. - Precisely, Captain. 780 00:40:48,388 --> 00:40:49,950 She's back! 781 00:40:50,183 --> 00:40:52,755 That's fantastic. The plan's gonna work. 782 00:40:52,839 --> 00:40:54,121 Two weeks. Maybe that explains 783 00:40:54,205 --> 00:40:55,098 why they're not back yet. 784 00:40:55,182 --> 00:40:57,255 But we have to get to Dr. Davies first, 785 00:40:57,785 --> 00:40:59,293 or the Legends will die. 786 00:41:00,147 --> 00:41:01,646 Or maybe that's why. 787 00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:05,528 Pack up that ranch wear. 788 00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:08,511 We've got some Legends to save. 57603

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