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♪ So what if you
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♪ can't touch the sky
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♪ it doesn't mean
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♪ you shouldn't try
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♪ do you wanna fly?
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♪ Ooh-ooh, do you wanna fly? ♪
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He's got noone else to go wi'.
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Look, I don't mean to be
harsh, but that's his problem.
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He's my mate.
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My best mate, I
cannae let him down.
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I can't stop you goin', but if you do
don't bother calling me when you get back.
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C'mon!
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Oh ho ho!
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Ma blue hippo's a prick.
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You'll never guess
what happened to me.
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Whit? Ma boss
asked me on a date.
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Is that it?
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Ma boss is a woman.
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That'll be right!
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Swear to god. In the photocopy room, she starts
playin' wi' ma hair. I said I'd a boyfriend.
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Know what she says?
"Fancy a threesome?"
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(Laughs) No danger! Kyle
done his nut when I told him.
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Thought you'd fell out wi' him.
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Don't sound too
chuffed about it.
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Whit is it?
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A rape alarm.
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What a charmer. He could
have gotten it engraved.
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Whatever you do, don't...
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High pitched siren agh!
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Jake: What was that?
You might have warned me!
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What's up wi' you?
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Trouble in paradise?
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Talked to Ruth about Ibiza.
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And?
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Well, she just thinks I'm
gonna meet somebody.
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C'mon to fuck, Jake,
I cannae go myself.
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D'you want to go wi' us?
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C'mon, you don't
need to shag me.
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Both o' you should have
rings through yer noses.
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That'll be her, checking if he's met
anybody on the way to the livingroom. Ma?
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My sister's just had a wee boy.
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Brilliant! What's
she calling him?
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Felix.
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Brilliant, gie her a kiss for me. I'll
be roun' first thing. Right, bye ma.
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Cool name.
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Eight outta ten cats prefer it.
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(They all laugh)
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Give this doggie a kiss.
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Night night, doggie.
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Chloe: Night night,
doggie. Night night, doggie.
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Chloe: Mummy. Put that there.
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Can we put doggie here?
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Jimmy and I are
thinkin' bout movin'.
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Movin' where?
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We don't know yet.
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What's wrong wi' where you are?
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The three of us are
sleepin' in the one room.
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Yer granda's is empty.
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Don't put stupid
ideas in her head.
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Has it got a garden?
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I was only jokin'. I'll have to
rent it, help pay for his care.
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Rent it out to us, then.
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We'll never see you
if yer in Manchester.
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Should you no' speak to Jimmy
afore makin' any plans, hen? Aye.
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Aye.
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Hiya. How much
is it? Eh, £18.70.
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Is somethin' wrong?
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Thought I had a
£20 note in my wallet.
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I'm sorry, i'm...
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..Gonnae have to forget it.
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(TV plays in background)
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Tell you what, I'll
pay for it just now.
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Get the money off you tomorrow.
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If I return it, they'll
no' take yer next order.
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Sure you don't mind?
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Aye, I'm sure.
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Besides there's
free prawn crackers.
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See you tomorrow. Thanks.
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Manchester?
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I know it's a big step, but we
might no' get another chance.
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D'you want to stay
here all yer life?
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No, but what's the hurry?
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Da' needs to rent it now.
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What if we go down
there and don't like it?
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We can come back.
Come back to what?
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I'd need to gie this place up.
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What about the band?
We're startin' to make it.
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You've said that for six months.
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(Sighs) Please, Jimmy?
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I want to be able not have to
worry about bumpin' into rab.
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I'll need to think about it.
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If yer face was any longer
I'd use it as an ironing board.
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Saw Carol at the weekend.
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She's using her
maiden name again.
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Is that what's wrong wi' you?
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That and a' the other
mistakes I've made wi' women.
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Buggered things right
up for you, didn't I?
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Phww! You probably
did me a favour, Tex.
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I can do what I want now.
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What do you want?
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I know what I don't want.
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That include me?
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Tex! It'd never work out wi' us.
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(Sighs) Listen I've got a
wee bit o' money put aside.
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It's no' much, but enough to
put a deposit down on a wee flat.
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I... I dunno...
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I don't know when I'd
be able to pay you back.
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Don't worry about it.
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Da', can I get a
lend o' a tenner?
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What about that twenty that you
took out my wallet this morning?
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Well, I used it to top up my
phone. Aye, well ask in future.
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Right, ok.
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So, can I get that tenner then?
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Jake: Rab!
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There yous go, darlins, have a wee drink
o' that and grow up to be nice and strong.
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I've been thinkin'.
That'll be a first!
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(Fuck it). Look, I'm away to the hospital
to see the wee man. See you later.
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Scott, come in. I'm no' stayin'.
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I didnae want to do
this over the phone.
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Yer out the band, Jimmy.
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I'm what?!
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When was this decided?
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We've been talking
about it fer a while.
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Yer heart's no' been in it
since yer bird moved in.
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You've been missin'
rehearsals all over.
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We could be gigging. We
need full commitment. I am!
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Yer no' wrang to put
her first, but she's yours.
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Why should we have to suffer?
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It's not personal,
this happens in bands.
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No' in ma fuckin' band!
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It's no' yer band
anymore, Jimmy. See you.
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That's what this is about, init?
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What d'ye mean?
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Fuck you, Scott,
you can have it.
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(He slams door)
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Rap on door
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Rab: He's no' in. Well,
d'you know where he is?
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His phone's switched off.
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He's at the hospital,
his sister had a wean.
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Did he say when he'd be back?
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Nah.
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Look, can I come in for a
minute, I want to talk to you.
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Have I done
something to upset you?
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I've noticed you've been a
bit hostile towards me lately.
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I just don't like what
you've done to Jake.
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Is this about Ibiza?
That and other things.
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Like what?
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I hardly see him and when I
dae, all he does is talk about you.
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You're jealous!
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(Laughs) Don't flatter yersel.
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I wouldnae have you
if you came wi' airmiles.
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I've seen how you look at me.
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It's hard not to when you've got
your tits slapping me in the face!
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I explained that.
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Oh aye, so you did -
you thought I was Jake (!)
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Look, this is
getting us nowhere.
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I think we should
try and get along.
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For Jake's sake.
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(Stutters)
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What are you doing?
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Has it been that long?
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You're going out
with my best mate!
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I won't tell if you don't.
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I think you should go.
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Still want me to go?
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Loud music starts
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Tracy-y-y!
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How you doin'? You a'right?
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(Exhales loudly)
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Just went to see
my nephew there.
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Aw, man. Six pound ten ounces.
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Look.
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"Hello there!"
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Want one?
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Looks a bit like Sean penn.
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Not as tall.
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(She giggles)
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(Both gasp)
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(Clears throat)
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Guess who this is, "I never forget a
face but in your case I'll make an..."
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Music slows down and stops
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You gonna say something?
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Was it Jimmy saville?
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I cannae find my knickers.
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Get oot!
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It's my flat.
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Get out.
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I don't want to hear it.
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I can't believe you've
done this to me.
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It just happened.
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Guess the old man
was right. You're a loser.
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I'll do your washin'
for the next six months.
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I'll buy you an mp3 player.
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Look, I'm not talkin' to you!
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You just did!
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That's the last time!
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That wan there
or the wan before?
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Just then!
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Does that count?
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Oh come on mate, let
me make it up to you!
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Where you gonna go?
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To your ma's, share a room
wi' your sister and her wean?
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At least I can trust them!
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I would never have
done that to you! Never!
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I know.
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Why the fuck did
you dae it then?!
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My plants! My hash
plants are yours, have them!
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Fuck you, fuck your hash plants!
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You still want to
move to Manchester?
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I'm fucking sick of this place.
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What's happened, Jimmy?
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They've kicked me out the band.
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Why?
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It doesnae matter.
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(Sighs)
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I'm really sorry Jimmy.
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Fuck them!
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They need me mair
than I need them.
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I'll start up a new
band in Manchester.
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That's the most romantic
thing anybody's ever said to me.
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You've not had many
boyfriends, have you?!
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(Both laugh)
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What's going on Tracy, I've
been phoning you all day?
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I don't want to see you again.
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What have I done?!
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You phoned my boss and
called her a disgusting pervert!
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She told you?
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Aye.
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She thought I might like to
know why I was being sacked.
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She cannae sack you,
you've done nothing wrong.
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Tell her that! In fact don't bother,
you've done enough damage.
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I just want to
make it up to you.
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With what, one of your wee
gifts?! What is it this time?
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A can of cs gas?
A bulletproof vest?
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(Grunts)
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Heeeere's jakey!
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Have a wee drink o' that!
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Grow up nice and strong.
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Hiya. Hi.
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How are you?
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Did you enjoy your meal?
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It was nice, aye.
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How much is it I owe you again?
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Em, 18.70.
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Keep the change.
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(Laughs) Thanks.
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You've got...
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..Something in your chin.
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Oh... trifle.
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I like a man who
enjoys his food.
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Do you mind if I ask
you a personal question?
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No.
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Are you married?
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Separated.
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Call me.
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(Sighs)
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Ho!
258
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,200
Still wanna make
up for what you did?
259
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,480
Of course man.
260
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,560
Put them on your heid.
261
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,520
Are you jokin'?
262
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,880
Satisfied?
263
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,720
No, you cannae take
them off till I says.
264
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,440
That'll be fucking right.
265
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:06,040
Come on the fuck Jake, I need to sign
on the noo, I cannae sign on like this.
266
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,480
You can gie me
the silent treatment,
267
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:12,200
there is no way I'm walking
about with knickers on my heid!
268
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,680
(Giggles) Where'd
you get your pants fae?
269
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,280
Your sister. Is that
you unlocking it?
270
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,880
Want a bike? Fanny heid.
271
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,480
This is fucking embarrassing!
272
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,920
(Laughs) Isn't it?!
273
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,520
If you're here to ask
me to take you back,
274
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,200
you can save your breath.
275
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,200
I'm looking for a
place of my own.
276
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,120
Fell out with your boyfriend?
277
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,600
Oh grow up. We need to
decide where Tracy will live.
278
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,400
She's staying wi' me!
279
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,560
You can hardly look after
yourself, or is that the point?
280
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,120
What the fuck does that mean?!
281
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,600
I can hear yous in the
hall. What's going on?
282
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:56,960
I'm looking for a place of my own hen.
I think you should come stay with me.
283
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,360
She's staying where she is!
284
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:02,480
She's nearly 17, I think she
can make up her own mind!
285
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,120
Shut up, the two of yous!
286
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:08,840
If I had my way, I wouldn't
be staying with either of yous.
287
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,280
Fuck's sake, Jake,
can you not just let it go?
288
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,840
I cannae let it go.
289
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,800
Just looking at you I
see you shagging her.
290
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:23,720
It didnae mean anything, I
never even got to finish the job!
291
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,400
Oh!
292
00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:32,881
Just you gie me a phone next time then
I won't come inside till you're finished!
293
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,080
Whit's going on?
294
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,240
Why have you got a pair
of pants on your heid?
295
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,280
Tell her.
296
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,760
No, you tell her!
297
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,000
Tell me what?
298
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,440
I caught him shagging Ruth.
299
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,960
What a cow.
300
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,960
(Laughs)
301
00:17:47,961 --> 00:17:49,361
What about him?!
302
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,560
At least he's got
an excuse. How?
303
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:56,120
He's lucky if he's getting it once a
year - she's getting it every night.
304
00:17:56,120 --> 00:18:01,120
Why are you taking his side?!
I'm no' taking anybody's side!
305
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,280
How long have you been
pals for? Dunno. 15 year.
306
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:08,080
Right. And how long have you
been going out with Ruth for?
307
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,920
(A month.)
308
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:16,360
So you're going to throw away 15 years
wi' rab for a Lassie you don't even know?
309
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,160
Can I take these aff?
310
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,280
You do that I swear to
god I'll pack my bags again.
311
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,200
If frank had his way, we'd
still all be chained to the sink.
312
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,520
Know what my problem is,
too much respect for women.
313
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:42,040
(Laughs) How can you say
that and keep a straight face?
314
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,840
It's true. Aw, Tex, come on.
315
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:50,880
You've cheated on all yer women,
probably even on the ones you cheated wi'.
316
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,800
You're insecure.
317
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,560
One woman's never enough.
318
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,040
D'you get that in one
of yer magazines?
319
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,520
There's some good
articles in them.
320
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:00,840
Playboy's the same.
321
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,560
(Laughs)
322
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,360
Jake: How many's that?
323
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,520
Sixteen.
324
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,480
Fourteen.
325
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,200
Who you callin' a rimjob?
326
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,040
You just called me a prick!
327
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,840
That's all I could make.
328
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:29,800
Yeah, you only know a dozen
words and hawf are animal noises.
329
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,640
Fuckin' nob end!
330
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,800
So you will!
331
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,000
No' this again.
332
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,560
Telt you, she's no' here.
333
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,680
Tracy.
334
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,240
Is she wi' them?
335
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,080
You're a backstabbin' bastard.
336
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:55,040
A real pal woulda stabbed me in
the front. What does that mean?
337
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,680
I don't know. I
read it somewhere.
338
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,080
Thumping on door
339
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,520
that's a polis chap.
340
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,760
(Fuckin'...)
341
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,280
Tracy, it's that daft
boyfriend o' yours.
342
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,760
I've telt you to stay
away fae that pair.
343
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,160
Just go inside da'.
344
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,680
Five minutes.
345
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,640
I'm sorry. Kyle,
go away will you?
346
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,760
Tracy please give
me another chance.
347
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,160
Rab, tell him, he
won't listen to me.
348
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,560
She doesnae want
to talk to you, fuck off.
349
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,760
If it wasn't for the
knickers I'd feel threatened.
350
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:46,320
Who do you think you're
talking to you wee arse piece?
351
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,320
I could have you
charged wi' police assault.
352
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,480
Yer a cadet, yer one
step up fae a lollipop lady.
353
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,160
Wooaaaah! Prick it out.
354
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,360
Arsehole.
355
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,360
Thanks rab.
356
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,520
I better go.
357
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,200
Awright. See you later.
358
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,200
Can take the
knickers aff yer heid.
359
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,000
Mates again?
360
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,440
Still want to go to Ibiza?
361
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,200
Are you up fer it?
362
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,680
Awright.
363
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:38,360
It'll be brilliant, make Amsterdam
look like a weekend at butlins.
364
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,320
Listen, rab...
365
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:49,840
See if I tell you something,
promise me you won't get mad.
366
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,480
Jake there is nothing that
you could do to me or say to me
367
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:59,640
that would make me angry at you after
what I had done to you. I mean, nothin'.
368
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,560
Well, what is it?
369
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,840
I was gonna finish
wi' Ruth anyway.
370
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,280
You were whit?
371
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,360
I felt shite all the time
I was spendin' wi her.
372
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,400
When she said I could't
go to Ibiza - fuck that.
373
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:18,480
So Jake, when you caught me bangin'
her you were gonna dump her anyway?
374
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,000
It doesnae make what
you did to me awright.
375
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,960
♪ The higher you fly
376
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,920
♪ the harder you fall
377
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,360
♪ some roads take you
to where you should be
378
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,680
♪ some take you
nowhere at all. ♪
379
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