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♪ So what if you

♪ can't touch the sky

♪ it doesn't mean

♪ you shouldn't try

♪ do you wanna fly?

♪ Ooh-ooh, do you wanna fly? ♪

He's got noone else to go wi'.

Look, I don't mean to be harsh, but that's his problem.

He's my mate.

My best mate, I cannae let him down.

I can't stop you goin', but if you do don't bother calling me when you get back.

C'mon!

Oh ho ho!

Ma blue hippo's a prick.

You'll never guess what happened to me.

Whit? Ma boss asked me on a date.

Is that it?

Ma boss is a woman.

That'll be right!

Swear to god. In the photocopy room, she starts playin' wi' ma hair. I said I'd a boyfriend.

Know what she says? "Fancy a threesome?"

(Laughs) No danger! Kyle done his nut when I told him.

Thought you'd fell out wi' him.

Don't sound too chuffed about it.

Whit is it?

A rape alarm.

What a charmer. He could have gotten it engraved.

Whatever you do, don't...

High pitched siren agh!

Jake: What was that? You might have warned me!

What's up wi' you?

Trouble in paradise?

Talked to Ruth about Ibiza.

And?

Well, she just thinks I'm gonna meet somebody.

C'mon to fuck, Jake, I cannae go myself.

D'you want to go wi' us?

C'mon, you don't need to shag me.

Both o' you should have rings through yer noses.

That'll be her, checking if he's met anybody on the way to the livingroom. Ma?

My sister's just had a wee boy.

Brilliant! What's she calling him?

Felix.

Brilliant, gie her a kiss for me. I'll be roun' first thing. Right, bye ma.

Cool name.

Eight outta ten cats prefer it.

(They all laugh)

Give this doggie a kiss.

Night night, doggie.

Chloe: Night night, doggie. Night night, doggie.

Chloe: Mummy. Put that there.

Can we put doggie here?

Jimmy and I are thinkin' bout movin'.

Movin' where?

We don't know yet.

What's wrong wi' where you are?

The three of us are sleepin' in the one room.

Yer granda's is empty.

Don't put stupid ideas in her head.

Has it got a garden?

I was only jokin'. I'll have to rent it, help pay for his care.

Rent it out to us, then.

We'll never see you if yer in Manchester.

Should you no' speak to Jimmy afore makin' any plans, hen? Aye.

Aye.

Hiya. How much is it? Eh, £18.70.

Is somethin' wrong?

Thought I had a £20 note in my wallet.

I'm sorry, i'm...

..Gonnae have to forget it.

(TV plays in background)

Tell you what, I'll pay for it just now.

Get the money off you tomorrow.

If I return it, they'll no' take yer next order.

Sure you don't mind?

Aye, I'm sure.

Besides there's free prawn crackers.

See you tomorrow. Thanks.

Manchester?

I know it's a big step, but we might no' get another chance.

D'you want to stay here all yer life?

No, but what's the hurry?

Da' needs to rent it now.

What if we go down there and don't like it?

We can come back. Come back to what?

I'd need to gie this place up.

What about the band? We're startin' to make it.

You've said that for six months.

(Sighs) Please, Jimmy?

I want to be able not have to worry about bumpin' into rab.

I'll need to think about it.

If yer face was any longer I'd use it as an ironing board.

Saw Carol at the weekend.

She's using her maiden name again.

Is that what's wrong wi' you?

That and a' the other mistakes I've made wi' women.

Buggered things right up for you, didn't I?

Phww! You probably did me a favour, Tex.

I can do what I want now.

What do you want?

I know what I don't want.

That include me?

Tex! It'd never work out wi' us.

(Sighs) Listen I've got a wee bit o' money put aside.

It's no' much, but enough to put a deposit down on a wee flat.

I... I dunno...

I don't know when I'd be able to pay you back.

Don't worry about it.

Da', can I get a lend o' a tenner?

What about that twenty that you took out my wallet this morning?

Well, I used it to top up my phone. Aye, well ask in future.

Right, ok.

So, can I get that tenner then?

Jake: Rab!

There yous go, darlins, have a wee drink o' that and grow up to be nice and strong.

I've been thinkin'. That'll be a first!

(Fuck it). Look, I'm away to the hospital to see the wee man. See you later.

Scott, come in. I'm no' stayin'.

I didnae want to do this over the phone.

Yer out the band, Jimmy.

I'm what?!

When was this decided?

We've been talking about it fer a while.

Yer heart's no' been in it since yer bird moved in.

You've been missin' rehearsals all over.

We could be gigging. We need full commitment. I am!

Yer no' wrang to put her first, but she's yours.

Why should we have to suffer?

It's not personal, this happens in bands.

No' in ma fuckin' band!

It's no' yer band anymore, Jimmy. See you.

That's what this is about, init?

What d'ye mean?

Fuck you, Scott, you can have it.

(He slams door)

Rap on door

Rab: He's no' in. Well, d'you know where he is?

His phone's switched off.

He's at the hospital, his sister had a wean.

Did he say when he'd be back?

Nah.

Look, can I come in for a minute, I want to talk to you.

Have I done something to upset you?

I've noticed you've been a bit hostile towards me lately.

I just don't like what you've done to Jake.

Is this about Ibiza? That and other things.

Like what?

I hardly see him and when I dae, all he does is talk about you.

You're jealous!

(Laughs) Don't flatter yersel.

I wouldnae have you if you came wi' airmiles.

I've seen how you look at me.

It's hard not to when you've got your tits slapping me in the face!

I explained that.

Oh aye, so you did - you thought I was Jake (!)

Look, this is getting us nowhere.

I think we should try and get along.

For Jake's sake.

(Stutters)

What are you doing?

Has it been that long?

You're going out with my best mate!

I won't tell if you don't.

I think you should go.

Still want me to go?

Loud music starts

Tracy-y-y!

How you doin'? You a'right?

(Exhales loudly)

Just went to see my nephew there.

Aw, man. Six pound ten ounces.

Look.

"Hello there!"

Want one?

Looks a bit like Sean penn.

Not as tall.

(She giggles)

(Both gasp)

(Clears throat)

Guess who this is, "I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an..."

Music slows down and stops

You gonna say something?

Was it Jimmy saville?

I cannae find my knickers.

Get oot!

It's my flat.

Get out.

I don't want to hear it.

I can't believe you've done this to me.

It just happened.

Guess the old man was right. You're a loser.

I'll do your washin' for the next six months.

I'll buy you an mp3 player.

Look, I'm not talkin' to you!

You just did!

That's the last time!

That wan there or the wan before?

Just then!

Does that count?

Oh come on mate, let me make it up to you!

Where you gonna go?

To your ma's, share a room wi' your sister and her wean?

At least I can trust them!

I would never have done that to you! Never!

I know.

Why the fuck did you dae it then?!

My plants! My hash plants are yours, have them!

Fuck you, fuck your hash plants!

You still want to move to Manchester?

I'm fucking sick of this place.

What's happened, Jimmy?

They've kicked me out the band.

Why?

It doesnae matter.

(Sighs)

I'm really sorry Jimmy.

Fuck them!

They need me mair than I need them.

I'll start up a new band in Manchester.

That's the most romantic thing anybody's ever said to me.

You've not had many boyfriends, have you?!

(Both laugh)

What's going on Tracy, I've been phoning you all day?

I don't want to see you again.

What have I done?!

You phoned my boss and called her a disgusting pervert!

She told you?

Aye.

She thought I might like to know why I was being sacked.

She cannae sack you, you've done nothing wrong.

Tell her that! In fact don't bother, you've done enough damage.

I just want to make it up to you.

With what, one of your wee gifts?! What is it this time?

A can of cs gas? A bulletproof vest?

(Grunts)

Heeeere's jakey!

Have a wee drink o' that!

Grow up nice and strong.

Hiya. Hi.

How are you?

Did you enjoy your meal?

It was nice, aye.

How much is it I owe you again?

Em, 18.70.

Keep the change.

(Laughs) Thanks.

You've got...

..Something in your chin.

Oh... trifle.

I like a man who enjoys his food.

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

No.

Are you married?

Separated.

Call me.

(Sighs)

Ho!

Still wanna make up for what you did?

Of course man.

Put them on your heid.

Are you jokin'?

Satisfied?

No, you cannae take them off till I says.

That'll be fucking right.

Come on the fuck Jake, I need to sign on the noo, I cannae sign on like this.

You can gie me the silent treatment,

there is no way I'm walking about with knickers on my heid!

(Giggles) Where'd you get your pants fae?

Your sister. Is that you unlocking it?

Want a bike? Fanny heid.

This is fucking embarrassing!

(Laughs) Isn't it?!

If you're here to ask me to take you back,

you can save your breath.

I'm looking for a place of my own.

Fell out with your boyfriend?

Oh grow up. We need to decide where Tracy will live.

She's staying wi' me!

You can hardly look after yourself, or is that the point?

What the fuck does that mean?!

I can hear yous in the hall. What's going on?

I'm looking for a place of my own hen. I think you should come stay with me.

She's staying where she is!

She's nearly 17, I think she can make up her own mind!

Shut up, the two of yous!

If I had my way, I wouldn't be staying with either of yous.

Fuck's sake, Jake, can you not just let it go?

I cannae let it go.

Just looking at you I see you shagging her.

It didnae mean anything, I never even got to finish the job!

Oh!

Just you gie me a phone next time then I won't come inside till you're finished!

Whit's going on?

Why have you got a pair of pants on your heid?

Tell her.

No, you tell her!

Tell me what?

I caught him shagging Ruth.

What a cow.

(Laughs)

What about him?!

At least he's got an excuse. How?

He's lucky if he's getting it once a year - she's getting it every night.

Why are you taking his side?! I'm no' taking anybody's side!

How long have you been pals for? Dunno. 15 year.

Right. And how long have you been going out with Ruth for?

(A month.)

So you're going to throw away 15 years wi' rab for a Lassie you don't even know?

Can I take these aff?

You do that I swear to god I'll pack my bags again.

If frank had his way, we'd still all be chained to the sink.

Know what my problem is, too much respect for women.

(Laughs) How can you say that and keep a straight face?

It's true. Aw, Tex, come on.

You've cheated on all yer women, probably even on the ones you cheated wi'.

You're insecure.

One woman's never enough.

D'you get that in one of yer magazines?

There's some good articles in them.

Playboy's the same.

(Laughs)

Jake: How many's that?

Sixteen.

Fourteen.

Who you callin' a rimjob?

You just called me a prick!

That's all I could make.

Yeah, you only know a dozen words and hawf are animal noises.

Fuckin' nob end!

So you will!

No' this again.

Telt you, she's no' here.

Tracy.

Is she wi' them?

You're a backstabbin' bastard.

A real pal woulda stabbed me in the front. What does that mean?

I don't know. I read it somewhere.

Thumping on door

that's a polis chap.

(Fuckin'...)

Tracy, it's that daft boyfriend o' yours.

I've telt you to stay away fae that pair.

Just go inside da'.

Five minutes.

I'm sorry. Kyle, go away will you?

Tracy please give me another chance.

Rab, tell him, he won't listen to me.

She doesnae want to talk to you, fuck off.

If it wasn't for the knickers I'd feel threatened.

Who do you think you're talking to you wee arse piece?

I could have you charged wi' police assault.

Yer a cadet, yer one step up fae a lollipop lady.

Wooaaaah! Prick it out.

Arsehole.

Thanks rab.

I better go.

Awright. See you later.

Can take the knickers aff yer heid.

Mates again?

Still want to go to Ibiza?

Are you up fer it?

Awright.

It'll be brilliant, make Amsterdam look like a weekend at butlins.

Listen, rab...

See if I tell you something, promise me you won't get mad.

Jake there is nothing that you could do to me or say to me

that would make me angry at you after what I had done to you. I mean, nothin'.

Well, what is it?

I was gonna finish wi' Ruth anyway.

You were whit?

I felt shite all the time I was spendin' wi her.

When she said I could't go to Ibiza - fuck that.

So Jake, when you caught me bangin' her you were gonna dump her anyway?

It doesnae make what you did to me awright.

♪ The higher you fly

♪ the harder you fall

♪ some roads take you to where you should be

♪ some take you nowhere at all. ♪

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