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♪ So what if you
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♪ can't touch the sky
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♪ it doesn't mean
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♪ you shouldn't try
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♪ do you wanna fly?
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♪ Ooh-ooh, do you wanna fly? ♪
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TV on loud: "What is she
going to do, I dread to think...
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"Lapdancer..."
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"Bring her down here..."
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"Oh, baby!"
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Loud cheering
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oh, what time is it?
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I know this isn't what
you want to hear...
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..But shouldn't we be
putting him into a home?
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We can manage.
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We can't watch
him 24 hours a day.
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I'm not putting
him intae a home.
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Just trying to think
what's best for him.
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I'll decide what's best
for him. Just leave it, Alice.
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(TV noise continues)
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(Turns TV off)
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Come on, da.
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Go to your bed, eh?
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Here.
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Come on.
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See you later, Finlay.
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Another satisfied customer.
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You want to see some of the
crazy shit people are selling on here.
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Like whit?
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False teeth... glass
eyes... Colostomy bags...
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Whit, new ones?
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No. Who'd want a second
hand colostomy bag?!
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People buy anything! Someone's selling a
turnip that looks like Camilla Parker-bowles.
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140 quid that's bidding.
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How much would
I get for my body?
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As a rent boy?!
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Ma deid body, knob end!
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Highest bidder
gets it when I snuff it.
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What if you get one of they
haemophiliacs? Shagging the deid bodies.
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That's necrophiliacs.
Them as well, cannibals.
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Imagine a cannibal pumpin' ye.
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I wouldnae care, I'd be deid.
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What's all this in aid of?
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I'm sorry for chewin'
your heid off last night.
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I know you meant well, but I cannae
just pack him off to some home.
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You've got to stop
blaming yourself, Eddie.
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If he'd have stood by you instead of turning his
back on you, things might have been different.
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You'd better read this.
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"Dear miss Collins, I'm writing to inform you that
you have been named as a former sexual partner of..."
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Syphilis?!
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Don't look at me. I'm
as clean as a whistle.
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You're missing the point.
If I've got it, then so do you.
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Jake: These chat
rooms are brilliant.
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Fuck the chat rooms, has
anybody put a bid in for me yet?
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No' yet.
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(Sexual frustration).
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Who are you talking to?
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Do you not see enough
of her when she's here?
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Want to go out the night?
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Me, you, her and a pal.
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Who's her pal?
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Bet she's a hound.
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Edwina.
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Definitely a ho-oo-ou-uuu-nd!
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Too fussy.
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I just got standards.
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When we meeting them?
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Tex: What's the symptoms
good buddy? Come back.
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Static
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can you repeat? Come back.
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Alright?
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Janet? What do you
know about syphilis?
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I know I don't want it. Why?
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Gwen was round, some guy she
was seeing has been... treated for it.
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Oh, right? You'd better
go and see a doctor.
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My doctor's a woman. I'm no'
getting ma bits out for a woman.
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Ask to see a man!
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I'm not letting a man touch it.
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Tex, you're going to have to
let somebody hae a look at it.
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Wait and see if
she gets it first.
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Anybody want a beer?
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I'll have one. Edwina?
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Any lemonade?
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Cheers, mate (!) What for?
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For setting me up wi'
Mary poppins in there.
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No' liking her then, nah?
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You'd think somebody that drank lemonade
all night'd have a bit mair sparkle.
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She's not ugly, is she?
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An ugly bird might have shagged
me, I've nae chance wi' her.
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Mr o'Neil? What's going on?
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Aw, you've no', have ye?
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No, I've not.
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We got a report of a missing
person. An elderly woman.
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Apparently she's been
missing for several days?
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Does the name Irene
Forsyth mean anything to you?
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Aye, that's my
mother's maiden name.
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But she's been deid 11 years.
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My da.
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Oh, Jesus.
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My old man's a bit wandered. It
must have been him that phoned you.
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We could charge him
with wasting police time.
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Are you joking?!
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Do you see me laughing?
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He's an old man,
for Christ's sake.
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Where the hell did they get you?
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Ok, that's enough!
Everybody calm down.
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You, go wait in the car.
Ye bloody animal, ye!
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Look, go check on my da.
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Is it Alzheimer's? Your father?
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Aye.
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My mother had it.
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It's hard work, eh?
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He doesnae know whether
he's coming or going.
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Still thinks he's in Manchester.
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He keeps on at me to take
him down the arndale centre.
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He was meant to meet my ma there.
When she didnae show, he went home.
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Found her dead in the hall.
Sounds like he's blocked it out.
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My mother was the same.
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Half the time, she didn't
even know who I was.
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If I get to that stage, I hope
somebody sticks a pillow over my face.
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I know a few guys in the jail would
be glad to help you out with that!
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Good night.
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Doctor looks at it, says, "I'm sorry
son, you've got three weeks to live."
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Guy's like "whit?! I've only
got a lettuce stuck up my arse!"
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The guy's like "that's
only the tip of the iceberg!"
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That's a good yin!
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I don't... get it.
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An iceberg's a type of lettuce.
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I know but... I
still don't get it.
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Why's he got one up his arse?
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Anybody want another beer?
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No, we're gonna
go in the room now.
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Aye, aye.
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Gonnae get us up?
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(She giggles)
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Night night!
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So do you go to church?
Fancy a game of...?
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How the hell did he manage that?
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How do you think?
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He's been smoking in
bed again, fell asleep.
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Oh, Christ almighty.
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This isnae working out, is it?
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No.
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Er...
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..Just you go on rab,
I've forgotten something.
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It's alright, I'll hold it. No,
it's alright, I could be a while.
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What you daein'?
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Rab was in the lift.
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Every time I see him I
think he knows about Chloe.
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Don't be daft. If he
knew, he'd say something.
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The last couple of times I've met
him he's been a bit funny wi' me.
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Do you not just think
it's your imagination?
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What's he like wi' you?
Same as usual, talkin' shite.
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I'm so stressed
out wi' all this.
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I wish we could
get away fae here.
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Why don't we?
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Are you serious?
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Here's no' big
enough for us anyway.
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Where will we go?
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You want me to make
my mind up right now?
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I'll phone you when I get to
work. Ok. You can tell me then!
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Away you go.
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See you later.
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(Oh god, where's
he going?!) Paddy!
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Where you going, paddy?
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Where you going?
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I was just going
in to town to...
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(Sighs)
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..To meet Irene.
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I said I'd give her a
hand with the shopping.
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Let's wait for Eddie and all
go down. She'll be waiting.
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Look, he's only going
to be ten minutes!
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He's just gone down for a paper.
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Come on, I'll make you
a nice wee sandwich.
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I don't want a
nice wee sandwich!
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Ah, get off!
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God. Are you ok?
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What's going on? Alice!
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Rab, I've got a bid!
I've got a bid for ye.
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How much? Three fifty. Nice one.
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I'll maybe get mysel'
one of they wee iPods.
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Three pound fifty.
What? That's fuckin' shite.
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Need to see about that
turnip. Went for £400 in the end.
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What kind of turnip'd
be worth mair than me!?
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Make soup out of turnip.
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Fancy going to Ibiza?
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Dae a bit of clubbin'.
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I don't know. Might
ask Ruth if it's alright.
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Why d'you need to ask her for?
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She might not like me going.
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Fuck her! She doesnae
like it she knows what to do.
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Time is it?
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Twenty past two.
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She should be back by now.
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How's your head?
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Thumping.
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Want me to get you anything?
There's paracetamol in the drawer.
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Time is it?
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(Sighs) Still twenty past two.
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What's keeping her?
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Maybe I should go
and look for her, eh?
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She might still
be waiting for me.
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For Christ's sake da,
sit on your bloody arse!
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Oh...
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He's got a temper on him, eh?
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Hey... is that what happened to
your eye, hen? Did that bugger hit you?
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(Jesus god).
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Ah! Tex!
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(Laughs) God!
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Are you drunk?
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Honkin'. What of it?
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Let's go to bed.
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You've got to be joking.
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I'll wear a condom.
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You can laminate it
for all I care! What's up?
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When you were wi' him
you were over me like a rash.
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Nice choice of words
when you might hae syphilis.
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Away and fuck yourself.
It'd be safer than fuckin' you!
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Don't want to sleep wi' me, you
can find somewhere else to stay.
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Alright, I'll pack my
bags then. Aye, dae that.
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I'm away to ma bed.
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If er...
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..Change your mind, you
know where to find me.
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(Burps)
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Look...
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..Ma ma's not coming back.
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I came down for the funeral.
Do you no' remember?
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Oh, aye.
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Have you spoken to her?
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Hey, hey... where's that big
Christmas tree we had up?
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(Sobs) Fuck's sake, da.
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It's alright son, come on.
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We'll get another one.
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Can you believe it?
I've never done nothing!
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(All chatter)
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Show us your tits, darlin'.
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Chill out, she's got
enough for everyone.
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Speak to her like
that again, I'll jail you.
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Aye right, who the fuck
are you, Clint Eastwood?
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Kyle, just leave it.
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Aye, do what you're telt, Kyle.
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Ah, ya fuckin' wanker.
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Little shite.
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I don't know why you let him
bother you, he's just a daft wee boy.
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I bet you were the exact same at his
age. I was brought up to respect people.
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His mother and father are
probably lying drunk somewhere.
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Should have to take a test
before you're allowed kids.
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And what if you fail
it? You get sterilised.
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That not extreme?
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No, half of them don't even want kids, they're
too stupid or lazy to use contraception.
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Like my ma and da,
you mean? What?
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My ma was only 15
when she had me.
253
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,680
I'll see you later, Kyle.
254
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,720
Oh, fuck.
255
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,520
Right da, that's me away.
256
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,760
Away where?
257
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,600
I start my new job the day.
258
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,880
What job?
259
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,720
Da, I showed you the letter.
260
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,280
Sorry hen, so you did.
261
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,280
I'm no' sleeping too
well at the minute.
262
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,440
I'd better go, I cannae
be late for my first day.
263
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,040
(Laughs)
264
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,440
(Mouths) Out there.
265
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,360
(What did they say?)
266
00:17:56,360 --> 00:18:01,120
They can take him. I'm gonna go down
and have a look round in the morning.
267
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:05,400
Am I daein' the right
thing here, Alice?
268
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,480
Who are you?
269
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,760
Eddie. Eddie?
270
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,040
I've got a son called Eddie.
271
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,920
Why'd they make
these things so loud?
272
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,960
You owe me an apology.
273
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,160
What have I done?
274
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,840
You told me to pack my
bags if I wouldn't sleep wi' ye.
275
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,360
I did. But you still
owe me an apology.
276
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,920
I'm sorry. Knock at door
277
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,600
can you get that?
278
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,880
You're hungover, nae paralysed.
279
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,400
Please?
280
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,200
Ma heid's still thumpin'.
281
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,160
Oh, hiya. Yeah,
yeah, come on in.
282
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,120
Erm, just sit down, Gwen.
283
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:07,400
I'm not staying. I came to tell
you I won't be seeing you any more.
284
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,400
I'll make myself scarce.
285
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,480
There's no need. There's
nothing more to say.
286
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,160
Woah, whoah woah...
287
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:20,480
I told you, I don't want to see you.
Just like that? Nae explanation?
288
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,920
It's not like you
even care, Archie.
289
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,920
What are you talking about?
290
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:29,160
You used me. I stuck my
neck out to get you this place.
291
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,080
I put my job at risk.
292
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,360
I didnae ask you to.
293
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,920
You didn't have to.
294
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:40,480
You knew I wouldn't see you homeless, you
made sure of that by getting me into bed.
295
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,840
It wasnae like that.
296
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:49,320
How can you make love to someone you don't want
to be with? I didn't catch a dose aff some guy.
297
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,120
I didn't thank you for that.
298
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:55,400
Tell you what - when my
dick drops off, I'll send it you.
299
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,040
Stop whining. You
don't have syphilis.
300
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,040
I made it up.
301
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,480
You made it up?
302
00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:03,961
You sick in the
heid or something?
303
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,040
What was that shite
about us being engaged?
304
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:13,200
To teach you a lesson. I
hope for your sake he's learnt it.
305
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,680
What has this got to do wi' me?
306
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:20,680
Don't insult my intelligence. You're
not his sister, he doesn't have one.
307
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,960
Tex!
308
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,320
Goodbye, Archie.
309
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,520
I hope you find what
you're looking for.
310
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,720
Well, there goes my flat.
311
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,560
That Kyle hasnae
phoned, has he, da?
312
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,600
Da!
313
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,720
Oh...
314
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:55,720
Christ almighty, what are you trying
to do, give us another heart attack?!
315
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,480
I thought you'd
taken an overdose!
316
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,720
I'm fed up, hen, but
I'm no' that fed up.
317
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,320
You don't like it
here much, do you?
318
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,480
Ah...
319
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,080
..No' much.
320
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,760
Would you rather
live somewhere else?
321
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,680
With the fella upstairs?
322
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,080
The fella upstairs?
323
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,680
Aye.
324
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,320
Big fella.
325
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,640
Makes a nice cup of tea.
326
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,920
There's a nice place, no'
far fae here I think you'd like.
327
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,760
It's got a nice big garden.
328
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,760
A room you can watch telly.
329
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,840
Play dominoes.
330
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,520
Is there naked women?
331
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,120
(Laughs) Is there whit?
332
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,040
Naked women.
333
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,360
Fella upstairs has got one.
334
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,880
(Laughs)
335
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,920
I'll see if I can find
out for you, alright?
336
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,320
Cheers, da.
337
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:20,480
♪ Why do happy ever afters
338
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,720
♪ never seem to last?
339
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,400
♪ I need you
340
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,000
♪ I need you
341
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,520
♪ for me to be me... ♪
342
00:22:39,570 --> 00:22:44,120
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