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♪ So what if you

♪ can't touch the sky

♪ it doesn't mean

♪ you shouldn't try

♪ do you wanna fly?

♪ Ooh-ooh, do you wanna fly? ♪

Who's daddy's girl?

Who's daddy's girl, sweetheart?

Say "daddy".

Jake: Rab.

No, "daddy", sweetheart. Say "dad-dy".

Jake: Rab.

Rab!

You're having that dream again.

This isnae good. I'll have to go and speak to Claire.

Nearly there.

That's magic. Thanks very much.

There you go.

Knock on the door

Claire in? She's at work.

On a Sunday?

It's Tuesday.

Is it? What the fuck happened to Monday?

What do you want her for?

I know about Chloe. Alice telt me.

Alice talks a lot of shite.

Then what are you twitching for?

Can you not leave us to it?

No' till I get some answers.

What's goin' on? He knows about Chloe.

I'm just gonna say this the once.

Stay away fae ma family. Or what?

Don't fuck wi' me, son! I'm not playing games here!

Eddie, I can handle it!

(Sighs) Who the fuck does he 'hink he is?

Can I ask you something? Whit?

What'd you've done if Claire'd said she was pregnant?

I don't know. Shat myself probably. That's no' the point.

I had a right to know.

She thought she was doin' what was best for Chloe.

Can I see her? I wanna see if she looks like me.

You know what she looks like.

If I'd known she was my... My daughter,

I might have looked closer, eh?

Look, can I ser her or no'?

She's sleeping.

(Cries) Daddy!

Aye, I talk in my sleep an' all.

(Screams)

I get the impression you're not taking me seriously!

I'm her father. I've rights.

It'll be the last fuckin' rites

if you open your mouth!

Claire is happier than she's been for ages.

I'm not having a waster like you buggering things up!

I'm no' a waster.

No? You do a bloody good impression of one!

Look at the state of you! When did you last wash your hair?

Beat it!

You know blackwood Crescent?

It's lovely. There's an empty flat. Interested?

You joking? Of course I am. Good.

You need to fill out one of these. Leave the date blank. I'll see to that.

I really appreciate this. Thanks.

Don't mention it.

We're practically family after all.

Eh?

Archie's not told you, has he? Told me what?

(Laughs)

Wow! (Laughs)

Congratulations!

TV: ♪ sometimes you just don't know what path to take

♪ when the choices seem so cruel

♪ one lucky guess may leave you emptyness

♪ just the prize for a fool ♪

all right, rab?

What's up wi' him?

Claire's dad called him a loser. Waster.

Well, he's got a point I suppose.

What do you mean? "He's got a point"?

Well, you don't wash,

you're always skint,

never had a job. Finished?

No, I've just started. You lie in bed all day,

you're always oot yer face,

the only time you leave the house is to sign on

and you've no' had sex in over a year.

Who telt you? Jake.

And Amsterdam?

Disnae count if you need to pay for it.

Stop telling her my fuckin' business!

Alice: Have you seen yer da's shoes?

No, but I know where I'd like to stick 'em.

What?

You shot yer mouth after him upstairs.

He asked Jimmy about Claire.

Good job she's at her work.

Did it without thinking.

If she ever finds out I told him she'll never speak to me again.

Well, I had a quiet word wi' him.

But whether he listens or no', that's another thing.

Mobile rings

hello?

How you doin'?

All right. Just in the house.

How are you?

Has your old man still got they clippers?

Aye, I 'hink so.

Gies a number 2.

Found them.

Where were they? In the bread bin.

What are they? Loafers?

(Laughs)

That's no' funny!

(Sniggers)

Who's that? Ruth.

What? Her fae the funeral?

Aye. She wants a drink wi' us.

You know what she wants.

She's wanting somebody to talk tae.

Shite. She was all over you at the funeral.

Use a rubber.

Don't want weans all over the shop like me.

You've only got the one!

That I know of. There could be mair.

Fairmile could be crawling wi' the wee bastards.

Am I seeing things or is your dad wearing two ties?

He's doing my head in. He thinks he's still in Manchester.

Wants to go to the arndale centre.

He just needs a bit of time to settle.

Who was on the phone?

Claire. She's taking Jimmy out for a meal tonight.

So, we're babysitting then, eh?

Clippers stop

what's wrong?

Dunno.

Let's see them.

Brilliant. Nice one Tracy! It's no' my fault!

Look at me! I've got hair like a fuckin' lavvie brush! (Both laugh)

Where you goin'?

You don't 'hink I'm leaving it like this, do you?

You seen my lighter? Kitchen drawer.

I wish you'd stop tidying. I cannae find anything.

Well, you'll have the place to yoursel' again soon.

Your fiancee popped round earlier.

My fiancee?

Gwen said you popped the question.

Whit? Her heid's up her fuckin' arse.

(Laughs) I didnae think that was true.

The ring didnae look cheap enough.

I'm putting a stop to this. Whoah! Whit you doin'?

Telling her to keep away.

They call her Gwen close doon the club.

I didnae know what they meant but I see noo.

Right, hold on Tex. She's found me a flat.

If you dump her I'll never get it.

You askin' me to marry her for a flat?

No. Gonnae wait till I get the keys.

She said it'd be two weeks.

Please Tex.

Fancy another wee shower?

I would rather marry Gwen.

Letterbox rattles

get in to read your meter, pal?

(Sniffs)

If I was you I'd get mysel' an air freshener. What for?

You smell grass when you open the door. Whit grass?

Look, it's cool, son. I take a puff mysel'.

No' had good weed in yonks.

Don't know what you're sayin'.

Fair dos.

You'll no' have anything t o worry aboot then. What?

Your meter reading gets compared to previous ones.

If you suddenly start using mair juice than normal,

heid office report it to the polis.

Well... supposing I did have one or two wee plants,

is there nothing I can dae to keep the polis away?

Well, that depends.

Do you know what "quid pro quo" means?

It means "you scratch ma back an' I'll scratch yours".

Hi rab.

How are you doin'? I'm ok.

Listen, thanks for coming to the funeral.

Can I use your toilet?

It's first on the left.

Whooh! It's times like this I wish I was a lavvie seat!

What's that? A self help book.

You paid 15 quid for that? Did I fuck!

I helped mysel' tae it. (Laughs) Nice!

TV: "He conquered kintyre using the boat to go across the peninsula

"and making officially kintyre part of Norway".

Rab, we're gonna go into the room.

That De nero film's aboot to start.

I've seen it anyway.

This'll sound really bad

but I've not been able to stop thinking aboot you since the funeral.

Aye?

Do you know what I mean?

Aye.

(Groans)

Oh! (Giggles)

No!

Do you know what day it is? It's Wednesday.

It's our anniversary. Is it? I, eh... but I didnae realise.

Neither did I till I got into work.

I thought we should celebrate.

I booked a table

at a nice Greek place. Brilliant!

But what about Chloe?

No, souvlaki disnae agree wi' her! Ha ha. (Laughs)

Giggling

That me bummed out now you've found yersel' a bird?

What you talking about?

You've been in there all day!

I'm just seeing her through a bad time.

Heard you all last night "seeing her through it".

Remind me no' to greet on your shoulder.

She's no' the only one havin' a hard time.

I've got a wean I knew nothin' aboot

and everybody thinks I'm a fuckin' loser.

Waster.

Tex: ♪ I once had a dog whose name was Clay

♪ I found him tied to a tree one day

♪ I set him free, he followed me home

♪ from that day on, that dog was my own ♪

ruff! Bowl breaks

I'll be your dog.

Christ almighty. How did you get in?

I used my key.

Janet's got my spare key. How did you get it?

I had my own key made just before you moved in.

I thought you'd want me to have one.

You should have told me.

I'm sorry. I thought I had.

Well, I haven't actually had a job before.

I wanted to take some time and weigh up my options.

I'm quite methodical that way. I don't like to be rushed into things.

"Good. What age are you?"

I'm 28.

Line goes dead hello? Hello?

Urgh!

I 'hink I know how Danny died.

Ruth shagged him to death.

I cannae keep up wi' her, rab. She's wearing me oot.

I'm happy for you.

You don't sound it.

Waddya expect? I sit here like a spare prick while you're out shagging.

I'll ask if she has a pal.

I can find my own bird. I don't need you pimping for me.

Letterbox rattles

any grass?

We're Stevie's pals. Who's Stevie?

He sorted your meter.

How much d'you want? How much is it?

40 a quarter.

An ounce? Aye.

That's 160 quid. Right. It's fine.

It's only supposed to be for personal use.

We've got mair than we can smoke. May as well make a few quid.

That's how it starts.

A few quid here and there -

next thing you know you've security cameras at the door and pay off the polis.

It's only grass. You'd think I was Pablo Escobar the way you go on.

Letterbox rattles

big fella, how's it goin'? Who are you?

The name's Lenny.

I had some of yer weed. Fuckin' brilliant.

I'll take a quarter.

What weed?

Come on, big man. We're all part of the brotherhood. No need for that cloak and dagger shite.

You've got the wrong house. Is money the problem? Is it 40?

Tell you what, I'll gie you 45.

45 quid?

All right then. 50. But you're bootin' the arse oot it.

You know how it is, tryin' to score good weed.

It's like tryin' to get shite oot a rockin' horse.

Back in a minute.

That's 11.20 please.

Eh, busy night? Aye.

Keep the change.

Thanks.

Enjoy your meal. Thank you.

I'm aff it.

(Sniggers)

I'm serious.

I cannae self-actualise if I'm always out my tits.

Cannae what?

You won't understand. It's about personal growth.

You've got a room full of personal growth.

Letterbox rattles

I'll dae it the noo. Gies a minute, I'll get ma tools. I'll stick the kettle on.

That daft postman wants me to fit a new lock on his door. Oh aye.

I'll be about half an hour. Hey! Don't start anything you cannae finish!

Who says I cannae finish? He can wait.

Are you lost? No, no, no.

I was, eh, looking for my wife.

Have you seen her?

No.

I was supposed to meet her at the, eh...

..The, eh,

..arndale centre but...

..She's no' there.

Maybe she's still in the house. Still gettin' ready.

You know what women are like.

D'ya want to go and have a look?

Aye.

That's all right.

Oh, bloody hell.

Paddy!

Hey! Where are we goin', son?

I'm takin' you hame.

Oh...

You're a good boy.

You're the only person round here that seems to think so.

Eddie!

You better come. Your da's gone walkabout. Jesus.

Knock

doorbell

I think they might be oot looking for you.

You got a pen on you? Eh?

You have a pen?

(Mumbles) A pen. A pen.

A pen. Thanks. Let's leave a note.

Where are we goin' now?

Ma house. Where's that?

The penthouse, paddy. Oh.

Door closes

rab: Have a wee seat. I'll make a cuppa tea while we wait

oh, fuck!

Whit is it? I need to sign on.

Ok.

Oh! I'll fix that.

Book!

Ok, I love you.

I'm gonna... I'll fix this.

I thought you were Jake.

Clanging

♪ dramatic orchestral crescendo

record scratches

d'you take milk in yer tea, paddy?

Aye.

You wearing that? Do you no' like it?

Well, I don't think it's right for an interview. How no'?

Well, it's too...

Have you not got something smarter? A nice suit?

Right, well, if I'm late it's your fault.

I nearly shit myself.

I thought she sliced you up and took your key aff you.

Did you see the ring?

She wisnae wearing it. That's weird.

Why'd she show me? She knew I'd say.

Who knows. She's nutty as a fruitcake.

He was just wandering about down at the river.

You ok, da?

Da, you ok?

I appreciate you looking after him

but this disnae change anything.

What I said still stands.

Look, you don't need to worry about me fucking things up for anybody. Especially no' myself.

I don't follow.

I happen to like my life the way it is.

I dae what I want when I want - I answer tae nobody.

If that makes me a waster, I'm cool wi' that.

At least I've never been in the jail.

You ready to go, da?

Oh, can I no' stay here?

Look, it's cool. We'll bring him down once he's finished his tea.

Ok.

(Sighs)

I knew this would come in handy for something.

♪ Gotta be careful when you come upon smiling faces

♪ all that's left are traces of who you've been before

♪ you gotta be careful when you come upon smiling faces

♪ they're gonna take you places you've never been before. ♪

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