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♪ So what if you

♪ can't touch the sky

♪ it doesn't mean

♪ you shouldn't try

♪ do you wanna fly?

♪ Ooh-ooh, do you wanna fly? ♪

(he grunts)

Frank.

Take 'em later.

You nearly there yet?

Aye. Yeah, come on. Come on darling.

On you go.

On you go, darling.

On you go. Yeah.

You just go, you just go.

(Sighs)

Did you have one that time? Nearly.

No, it was really good though.

Fuck!

Take a tablet.

♪ Upbeat country

knock on door

♪ upbeat country

(Is he in?)

All right wee man, in you come. How you doin', all right?

Look at the size o' her. Is that one of your teddies?

It's uncle Tex.

I wondered when I was getting a visit.

I've been busy. For three months?

It's a full time job watchin' a wean.

Is that your results?

How'd you get on?

I failed art.

But the rest of your grades are good, darling.

They might take you. They won't, not without art.

You don't know that. Mum, it's a graphic design course.

Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart.

Come here.

What's up?

She didn't get her grades for college.

Don't worry about it.

I failed all my exams and it didn't do me any harm.

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

I'm away to get changed.

She had her heart set on that course.

D'you fancy a boiled egg?

Aye, wi' some big soldiers.

Yes, sir.

Here, get away fae there, I've just painted that.

What are you decorating the now for?

Did they miss yours out when they were renovating them?

Oh, no. Just thought I'd texify it.

Give it a bit of character. Wait till you see the bedroom.

What do you think?

Didn't tell us you were running a brothel!

Check out the new chariot.

Cost me 1,200 quid.

1,200 quid! You're off your nut.

Don't worry, wee man, I'll get my money's worth out of this.

All right? Right, that's us frank. Want anything brought in?

Get us a box of patches, will you? Right. See you later.

Cheer up, hen, it's not the end of the world.

See you later, Jimmy. See you. Watch your toes.

If I didn't know better, I'd swear you two were sisters.

Think your uncle has the hots for my mum!

Don't be ridiculous, Tracy!

I got the pornos, I got the pornos.

Finding Nemo!

It's supposed to be po... What's that one?

Curse of the vampire!

How did that happen?

All sorts of diddies work in video shops!

Least I've got a job. Do I look like I give a fuck?

Right, so it goes... c...

To e...

F...

I'm sorry, Scott.

It's all right. That's bad, Chloe.

We'll go again then.

It's... c...

To e...

To f...

I'll put her in bed, she's due a sleep.

Good idea.

Coming, sweetheart?

Shit!

Fancy an early night?

It's twenty to eight!

I didn't mean right now.

Maybe later. I was going to run a bath.

Do you want bubble bath in it?

What's the hurry?

I was wanting to try something.

Try what?

Page 47.

Frank. What?

Nothing. Better run that bath.

Where is he? Hurry up you!

Here.

There's no toilet roll again.

Had to wipe my arse with my payslips.

I wiped mine with one of your socks!

Not my homer Simpsons.

No, grey with a red stripe. They're yours, you dick.

Scream

How come you never see any vampires with beards?

Have you ever seen a vampire with a beard? I've never. Have you? Rab?

They couldn't shave.

Can't see their reflection... Shut up!

I'm trying to watch this.

Maybe someone does it for them.

Maybe transylvania's full of all-night barbers!

I meant their slaves.

Know what they're called? Familiars.

Fuck sake. They can't shave - they're dead.

Your hair stops growing after you die, all right?!

What about toe nails?

Fuck's sake!

My uncle had a beard when they buried him.

And? Well, he never used to have one.

So? Your uncle died clean-shaven and then thought,

fuck it, I'll grow a beard for the funeral.

I don't know. I just heard my ma saying he didn't suit it.

Oh! Is that good?

Yeah? Oh, yeah!

So much for that idea, frank. I'm bloody useless.

You're not useless, you just need a bit of instruction.

That's what the book was for. Forget the book.

I'm going to show you, all right?

I'm coming up.

Gonnae move your leg.

I've been down there for ages.

Maybe you should see a doctor.

Why?

There might be something wrong with you.

Trust me, there's nothing wrong with me.

How do you know?

How do you think?

You don't, do you?

Aye! When?

Whenever I feel the need to.

What you doing home at this time?

I got the sack.

What for?!

Remember that porno I thought I'd brought home?

Aye.

Hired it out to a 12 year old Lassie by mistake.

Nice one. Bet her old man was chuffed.

He wanted to get the polis involved and everything.

How the fuck can you mix up finding Nemo with soapy tit wank 2?!

How do you... The cases got mixed up didn't they!

Look on the bright side -

I'll not be stuck here on my own all day anymore.

I could've been running that shop. Honestly, about a year...

Running it into the ground!

I'm serious! I know you are.

That's what I'm laughing at.

Frank.

Frank. What's up?

Gonnae just put down your paper a minute.

There's something I need to tell you.

You're not pregnant are you?

Tracy's not pregnant is she?

I saw that pal of hers the other day, she's out to here.

Frank, would you just shut up a wee minute?

We've been getting on a lot better lately, eh?

What do you mean?

Well, for a while all we did was fight.

I nearly packed my bags, remember? Aye.

There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to tell you.

I'll tell you later.

Hiya.

Hiya, darling. Cup of tea?

Aye, all right.

You were supposed to call me.

I know, I'm sorry. Been up to my eyes. Come in.

I've been knocking my pan in getting this place sorted out, you know.

Eh...

Get you a beer or something? Why not. Finished for the day.

You think you've got it? All right, from the top then.

One, two, three, four.

♪ If life's a rollercoaster, baby, that's your sticky wall

♪ they only build you up this high to watch you if... ♪

(Chloe cries)

Right, from the top.

She's got some set of lungs on her. Should get her in the band.

From the top then. One, two, three, four.

(Chloe cries)

Shit.

I'm sorry.

Better go check on her.

Back in a minute, okay? Right.

I really appreciate you sorting this place out for me.

Maybe...

..You'd like to show me just how much you appreciate it.

You've seen to her, then? Not before time!

She was having a tantrum!

You're supposed to be looking after her!

Have you just come in to have a go?

I'm sick of this!

You've been on my case since Claire moved in.

I don't know what she was thinking.

I'm gonna head, Jimmy.

Scott, wait a minute.

It's cool. I'll see you in rehearsals.

Thanks, Alice!

Can I go and see Chloe now?

Oh, and...

That cheeky little bugger!

That cheeky wee nyaff upstairs!

D'you know what he just said to me?

Eddie!

What's happened?

That was my dad's home help on the phone.

Is he all right?

One of his neighbours

found him wandering the streets in his pyjamas.

She said he may have to go into care.

He'll not take too kindly to that, will he?

Unless he's mellowed over the years.

I can't see that. Can you?

When you going down?

You think I should?

He is your da, Eddie.

He's no' been my da for 20 years.

All the more reason to go down then.

TV: "He kept bees in the old town of effin,

"an effin bee keeper was he".

Not going out tonight Tracy?

I've not got any money.

Thanks, da!

I'll see yous later.

So what was it you had to tell me?

Oh, it was nothing.

Didn't sound like nothing.

Can you just forget about it? What's going on?

Nothing!

Not anymore...

Have you been seeing someone behind my back?

I'm sorry, frank.

It was last year, we'd been at each other's throats.

Why are you telling me now?!

Could you not keep your mouth shut?

I really, really tried, frank, believe me.

But it's been eating away at me and you've been trying so hard,

but every time you looked at me or touched me it got worse.

Who was he?!

Does it matter?

It matters to me!

It's nobody you know.

Was he thinner than me?

Frank...

What's so funny?

Nothing...

Is that all I am to you now, a fucking joke?

Did you have him in here?

Was he in our bed?

No! We just went for a few drives!

You done it in his motor?!

That what it takes to warm you up,

knickers round your ankles in the backseat?

Listen to me! It didn't get that far!

When you took your bad turn last year

I realised how much I loved you.

So if it hadn't been for my heart attack you'd still be seeing him?

Eh?! You fucking bitch!

Frank!

Frank, please!

We should do this again, eh?

Ok. Just let me get a drink of water first.

Oh, I didn't mean right now! I've got to work now.

The take away?

I thought you only worked weekends.

I've got a £1,200 bed to pay off!

If I didn't know better

I might think you were trying to get rid of me.

Don't be daft!

I'll phone you a taxi.

Frank!

Don't do this!

Frank...

Frank!

(Sobs)

Why are you sitting there?

I'm waiting for Tracy.

What's happened?

Just leave me alone, Tex.

I'm not going till you tell me what's going on.

Frank's thrown me out, all right?

Please go.

You didn't tell him about us?

He doesn't know it was you.

Thank Christ for that!

Do you practise being an arsehole or does it come naturally?

As long as you're off the hook that's all right!

That's not fair. I don't remember twisting your arm.

Have you got somewhere to go?

No...

Come on.

You're staying with me till you find out what's happening.

No way!

You can't sit here...

Just go do what you've got to do, please!

Sorry I'm late.

We went for a drink after work.

One of the girls in the office is leaving.

Keep it down, the wean's sleeping.

Sorry!

You no' talking to me?

Would you like to see some puppies, little boy?

I had a rehearsal.

Oh, I forgot! I'm sorry!

Why did you not phone me? I did.

Your phone's switched off.

Oops...

All right, frank?

Mind your own fucking business!

Calm down, big man.

Right!

I've got a present for you.

Are you bribing me?

What's the three magic words?

Kiss my arse!

I'll give you a clue.

The first word is "i", and the last word is "you".

Just give it, you steamer!

Shhh, Chloe's sleeping!

You piss-taker!

Booming music

listen to that racket, I've got good mind to go up there.

Och, you sit where you are.

You was young yoursel', once.

He's taking her for a mug.

How is he?

He's got her working all day while he sits on his backside

playing that stupid guitar!

That's no' fair.

He's looking after the wean all day.

And that's a full time job in itself,

as you were so fond of reminding me when I was in the jail.

That's what's wrong with you.

That's put your nose out of joint.

She never asked you to look after Chloe.

That's got nothing to do with it.

What's going on?

Where's my ma?

I threw her out.

You what?

Did you know?

Know what?

That she was seeing someone else.

No. My ma wouldn't do that.

She was wi' him while I was lying there waiting on an ambulance.

I don't believe you.

Phone rings

Knock on door

I'm only here...

..Cause I've got nowhere else to go.

In you come.

Hey, you can sleep on the sofa.

♪ So jump on the elevator, it'll take you to the top,

♪ then you'll rise above the street life as you go from stop to stop.

♪ When you get there, give them a big hello from me.

♪ When you get there, there'll be nothing left for you to see-e-e. ♪

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