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♪ So what if you

♪ can't touch the sky

♪ it doesn't mean

♪ you shouldn't try

♪ do you wanna fly?

♪ Ooh-ooh, do you wanna fly? ♪

Ow!

♪ Rave music

Are these dirty?

(Sniffs) Aye.

Wanna sniff? Piss off!

No' be that if they were wee Claire's!

Yer a clatty bastard.

Has he got a job? He's at college, doin' a music course.

Another bloody waster. You don't even know him. I know his type.

Dj: Tune in to our local talent competition at 7pm here on radio Kelvin...

♪ upbeat pop

(music stops) Aaaaagggh! Aaaagh!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Uuugh!

Shit!

♪ Easy listening

♪ and thank the good lord in heaven for the light he shines... ♪

Jake: A film.

(Sighs) Three words.

Friends.

Shrek!

(Jake laughs)

A few good men.

Knock at door

what is it?

I heard that, ye cheeky wee bastard!

Er... have you got a wee radio you could gie us a wee len' o'?

Jake, where's that wee tranny?

Haha! The wee radio we've got.

How you doin'? A'right?

Jimmy.

Want a couple of puffs o' this?

Na, yer a'right. It's good gear.

If you knew what was in that, you wouldnae touch it.

How, what's in it?

It's full o' wax and sand to gie it the texture and glue...

Ever get a bit o' plastic running through it? That's the glue.

Diesel to give it colour and horse shit.

(Splutters)

Ever get a sore heid when you're smokin' it? Aye.

♪ Look at me I'm Jimmy, cool as fuck wi' ma guitar ♪

ever had a bit o' Nepalese gold? Wan joint, you dunno what day it is!

You get us some?

Nah, it's hard to get. How d'you get it? My mate brought it back fae the dam.

What dam?

Oh, nae joy, cannae find it, Jimmy.

Cheers anyway, rab. I better go. I'll get you out.

See you, later. Bye.

Thank fuck she's away, she'd doin' ma nut in wi' they stupid games.

Here.

Naw...

I'm aff it.

Don't talk pish.

There's a' kinds o' mad shit in that, man. Toxins. Actually horseshit.

Suit yerself.

Nepalese gold.

(Chokes)

It's amazin'.

(Chokes) Nepalese gold!

Who the fuck's got that? Jimmy. That'll be right!

The holy grail o' hash. Where the fuck did he get it?

His mate got it fae the dam.

The dam, eh?

That's Amsterdam.

I know what it means, dickhead.

Bastard.

What are ye daeing?

I'm lookin' for the radio, int I.

Oh, happy new haircut.

It's just a wee trim.

Are you going oot?

Aye, I'm gonna take a wee run to your aunty Katrina's. See you later. Bye.

What's this?

Fuck.

Batteries.

Be working, be working.

Thank fuck.

Knock on door

hello.

Come in.

(Both laugh)

C'mon.

That's it. (Smooth jazz on radio)

Dj: Coming up the talent spot continues with singer/songwriter Jimmy Bruce here on radio Kelvin.

Is my breath rotten?

No, you're all right.

Knock, knock, knock

quack, quack. (Both laugh)

Back in a minute.

Quack quack. Found it. Ah got wan, cheers anyway, rab.

Eh Jimmy, got any skins? Aye, hang oan a minute.

I'll no' be long, ok?

Radio: "Another fantastic track there from the leaden cherries.

"Now our popular talent spot continues."

Dj: "From fairmile, Jimmy Bruce"

♪ gotta be careful when you...

Still playin' the guitar?

My mate brought them from Morocco.

I can't the noo, gies a shout next week.

Shit!

Radio: "That was smiling faces by Jimmy Bruce.

"Now, from castlemilk eat shit and die"

cannae believe I missed it. It was really good, Jimmy, I'm impressed.

You don't need to say that to make me feel better.

Thought you were aff it.

Finishin' aff this wee bit first.

Fancy goin' to Amsterdam?

Where the fuck am I gonna get the money to go tae Amsterdam?

Get a crisis loan.

I cannae, I'm still payin aff the last one.

Don't mind me.

I better go, it's gettin' late.

You're no' leavin' because o' me are you?

I've gotta get back for, eh, Chloe.

What you doin' Friday?

I've got a couple o' tickets fur a gig, d'you fancy goin'?

Right, I'll see you Friday then?

Well? Well what?

Did you gie her wan? (Laughs)

(Door shuts)

Tracy are you no dressed yet? You'll be late for school.

What's up? I've got a sore heid.

What's wrang wi' your face?

I've got a sore heid.

Get these doon ye. They'll sort ye oot, right.

Dad can I stay aff today?

You're no' sittin' around here all day listenin' to boyslife.

I need to get some sleep.

Please, I really don't feel well.

I hate you. Well I hate you as well!

You should be ashamed o' yersel.

Tracy he didnae mean it darlin'.

He's just in a shite mood 'cos he's aff the fags.

Darlin'

Come 'ere you.

Listen, you just take the day aff school.

One day's no' gonnae make any difference, eh no?

Listen, just try not to annoy him, eh?

Keep yer music down. Alright?

Knocking

I'm sorry about last night, can I make it up to you?

I dinnae think so. Come on, let me make it up to you.

What you got in mind, a picnic at the sortin' office?!

Happy anniversary, darlin.

What the hell's that?

A jewellery box.

Hope you're no' expectin' somethin' fae me!

I'm gonnae go now afore I say somethin I regret!

Aye, like me when I said "I do"?

I'll take the night aff, we'll go for a wee drive.

Play your cards right, I'll drive you hame.

I'll take you into toon. We'll go for a Chinese. Sit in.

Come on. What d'you say?

I'll think about it, right.

Eh, is Claire in?

Come in.

TV: "Results will be declared on 3 September.

"The main headlines in Scotland today...

"The man awaiting trial on charges of having sex with a minor

suffered a fractured skull and 3 broken ribs in the attack."

Your turn now.

What did you do that fur, I was winnin?!

You're gonna have to go Tracy, I've got things to dae.

What?

Right now? Aye.

If you don't all the ice builds up and you can't shut the door, it's a nightmare.

You are a right weirdo sometimes. Right, cheers.

So you're at college I hear?

Bit old for that are you no? I'm 26.

That's what I mean, you should have a job at your age.

Look, I've got nothin' against you personally,

I just don't want Claire making the same mistakes as me.

She's got enough on her plate wi' this wee madam.

You're no' the faither are you?

No, I just moved in a year ago.

I'm no' interested in where your furniture's been, it's your other bits and pieces.

No, she's no' mine.

She looks a bit like you roun' the mooth.

D'you 'hink so? Hiya gorgeous.

You makin' another one?

Aye, boy who lent me the key for this place. I'm makin' wan for his daughter.

At least she might appreciate it.

Look, don't let her get to you da.

It's no' just you she's havin' a go at.

Everybody's gettin' it.

I'm really trying hen.

She's no' making it easy for me you know.

If it wisnae for you and Chloe, i'd...

(Sighs)

I know.

You know you'll always come second.

What do you mean?

Claire'd always choose Chloe before you.

I'd never make her choose.

I need tae go, can you let her know I'm here?

She's away out of town.

Did I no' say?

Erm, it's all right. Just gie her a wee message for me, let her know the gig starts at eight.

Bye bye, gorgeous.

Bye bye, beautiful.

That Tracy was round here again today.

Shocker.

She's gonnae drap us right in the shit you know.

'Cos she's fucking jailbait, that's how.

If her old man finds out she's been hanging about here wi' us all day he'll cut the fucking balls aff us.

What do you wanna dae?

One of us has to say something.

Knock on the door

You all right, rab?

Listen, Tracy.

Can't come round here anymere pal.

Wha? You cannae come round here anymere.

How? 'Cause I said so, that's how.

You never liked me. I dae like you.

But you're 15.

Shouldnae be hanging about here wi' guys my age, it's...

Have you no school anyway?

What'd I say?

What're you crying for?

There's this Lassie in my class.

She's been taking my bus fares aff me.

Tell a teacher.

I cannae, she said she would batter me if I said anything to anybody.

She's waiting outside for me now.

♪ Western frontier music

gun fire

you all right Tracey?

All right Donna.

All right rab.

Can I have a word? Aye, what's up?

You been taking money aff my cousin?

Who? Tracey Farell.

Oh, I didn't know she was your cousin rab.

Well, nae mair of it, eh.

Has your da got anymair of that skunk?

Aye, I think so.

Get him to keep us a quarter.

What'd you say to her?

I told her if she bothered you again I'd boot her arse fur her.

Aw. Right. Tracy. Ack it in, pack it in.

Get tae school will ye?

Is that your brother?

No, he's ma boyfriend.

(Radio plays a jig)

(TV plays loud music)

(Groaning and screaming from the other room)

What've you done to yoursel?

It's ma ankle.

Let's see.

You done that on purpose.

Whit's happened?

You awright?

Phone a taxi, I need to take your ma to casualty.

Thank you very much, what about me!

Ma ma's had an accident. I've no got a babysitter.

Can't believe it.

Sit doon.

I'm really sorry, Jimmy.

Don't worry aboot it, I got the tickets for nothin' anyway.

Grab a seat.

Em, there's a good movie on later, if you want we could just stay in and watch that

and I could make us somethin' to eat.

Aye.

It's fae the film. Is that right?

Hi Chloe.

Hello gorgeous. Wee cutie.

Guess where I've been.

No. Aye, apart fae that. Guess.

Yer ma's.

Yer da's.

Yer grannie's.

Where the fuck have you been, numbnuts?

What's this?

Amsterdam.

Four nights.

Thought I told you I couldnae afford it!

Paid fur it. Need to get a passport sorted out.

How much will that cost?

Thirty quid or somethin'

let's no' bother then, I'll just cancel it.

You... You should've asked me first.

We're going to Amsterdam. Hah hah. Wheee.

There we go - x.

Eh, X-Men.

Doesnae count, sorry. How? T. The X-Men.

Aw, here.

Right. Y

eh... Young guns.

Mmm, very good. Thank you very much.

Aye, z. Z...

Zulu. Congratulations.

Why thank you. You're welcome.

(Chloe mumbles)

Listen, what you doin' the morra night? Nothin'.

Fancy goin' through the a, b, c of pop songs?

"I'll tell you what, the show is being recorded and televised.

"So, what do you wanna hear?"

(Tex farts) Oh for fuck's sake man. (He laughs)

Now that's what call a bum note.

What rhymes with kiss? Piss.

Oh, for fuck's sake man.

That's brutal.

Let's hear that song they played on the radio.

Gies a blast o' it.

Och, no, it's still needin' a bit o' work.

Come on, I never heard it.

Go on.

Well, nae takin' the piss.

♪ You gotta be careful when you come upon smiling faces,

♪ gonna take you places you've never been before.

♪ You gotta be careful when you come upon smiling faces... ♪

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