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(students chattering)
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Wes, what do you think,
this one... or this one?
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That
And choose carefully.
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I want my new profile pic
to say I'm confident and strong,
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but also sensitive and sweet,
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but also serious
and intellectual.
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And
This one.
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The other one it is.
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Why do you even ask?
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(phone chimes)
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"Can't wait to see everyone
at my party on Friday.
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Let's get our chip on."
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Wait.
Why didn't I know Chaz was having a party on Friday?
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I don't know.
Maybe...
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you weren't invited?
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Hey, Chaz, what's up?
Oh, hey, Gabby. I was
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Cool. Why wasn't I
invited to your party?
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Oh, uh, my party.
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Yeah, well, it's less of
a party and more of a lowkey hang situation.
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Fantastic. I'm lowkey.
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I hang. I'll be there.
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Well, the thing is, Gabby,
you actually weren't invited
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because sometimes you can
be a little... extra.
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(scoffs) Me?
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Gabby Duran can be extra?
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Yeah, exactly.
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I just want to have
a small gettogether with a few friends,
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and eat a lot of chips.
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I really don't
want it to turn into a whole big thing.
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Sorry.
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Wes, what's this feeling?
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You got the fear, Gabby.
The fear of missing out.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summer
and an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,
just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skate
outside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feel
some type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understand
the human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mmhmm, I do my thing ♪
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You know what?
Who cares that Chaz didn't invite me to his party.
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Joke's on him,
'cause my Friday night is already jampacked.
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Can't wait for
Friday night misadventures con mi amigo, Wes.
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Actually, I have plans
to go to Chaz's party.
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What?
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I'm sorry, I didn't know
you weren't invited.
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Sky's out of town on this
comet cruise with her other dad
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and I can't stop thinking
about how much I miss her.
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(sighs)
I need this party, Gabby.
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It's the only thing
that'll distract me.
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Cool. So everyone's
booked but me.
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Oh, Gabby, you don't have
any plans Friday night, do you?
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That's a mean dig, man.
A real mean dig.
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So you'll be babysitting Demi.
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Now she's highly advanced.
(phone chimes)
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But very immature
and quite impulsive.
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So you cannot, for
one moment, allow yourself
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to get distracted.
(phone chimes)
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Ugh, people are already posting
about Chaz's stupid party.
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Gaby, are you listening to me?
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I go in and out.
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Look, Swifty, don't worry.
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I can totally handle Remi.
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Demi!
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Yeah, her too.
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Hello! Demi?
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(alarm blaring)
Alarm system: Trespasser alert!
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Prepare to die!
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Vaporizing intruder...
(gasps)
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in five, four, three, two
No, no, no, no.
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I'm here to babysit Demi.
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Ha! Gotcha!
Huh?
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You should have
seen your face.
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Who or what are you?
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I'm Demi, an
artificial intelligence
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designed to maintain
and operate this alien residence.
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I'm the house.
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Great. I'm babysitting a house.
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Jeremy, after
talking to Gabby
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about her lack
of Friday night plans,
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I realized
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How sad and pathetic she is?
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I realized we never have
Friday night plans.
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Speak for yourself.
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Last Friday,
I did lots of things.
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You ate a sandwich
and fell asleep.
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Those are both things.
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(sighs) Jeremy, humans
take Friday night plans very seriously.
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Now, if we want
to keep blending in,
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we have to start
getting out there.
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Okay, fine.
I'll go make some calls.
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Oh, yes, mmhmm.
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Jimbuk, you lovable
purple idiot! Talk to me.
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I'll make some calls too.
I have friends also!
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Oh.
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(line trilling)
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I can't believe
Swift didn't tell me
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I'd be watching a house.
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As if my Friday
wasn't boring enough.
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Demi:
Um, boring? No way. (phone chimes)
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I'm an extraterrestrial
smart house.
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I can do like
literally anything. (phone chimes)
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Ask me for something.
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I guess I could go for a snack?
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Then step over to
the food constructor.
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Uhh... taquitos?
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Hm, pretty cool.
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(phone chimes)
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Why does your phone
keep going off?
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(phone chimes)
It's pretty distracting.
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Oh, is it some kind of a
secret babysitting mission?
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No, nothing that cool.
They're just notifications.
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Stupid people keep
posting stupid pictures at Chaz's stupid party.
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Sounds stupid.
Let's see it. Initiating projection.
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Gabby, this party
doesn't look
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Stupid. I know!
It looks awesome.
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Everyone but me is having
an awesome Friday night
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and I'm missing out
on literally all of it.
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What are you talking about?
They're just eating chips.
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We can do way more
stuff than that.
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You know what? You're right.
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This house is so much
better than anything
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going on at Chaz's party.
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Why don't we show them
what they're missing out on?
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♪
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Gabby:
So many likes already.
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Man, I bet they all
wish they were here.
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Well, you're not going
to wish that for long.
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What? Why?
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'Cause I invited them over.
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(doorbell rings)
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You did what? How am I going
to explain to a bunch of humans
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that this is
an alien house? (knocking)
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It's okay. It's fine.
I just won't let them
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Heyo! Hm.
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Hey, Gabby, we saw
your posts and decided to bail on Chaz's party
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to hang with you instead.
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Nacho fountain, here I come!
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I let them in.
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Yes, I see that.
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Righteous queso!
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This is not good.
I know.
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I can't join the party
if I'm stuck in the wall like this.
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Wait, what?
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There we go, much better.
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Gabby, there you are.
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This is not good.
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I know. I
I texted Sky a hilarious joke
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like 20 minutes ago
and haven't heard back.
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That's way too long, right?
Maybe she didn't get it.
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Sometimes jokes
are funnier when explained.
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That's what my dad says.
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Hi, I'm Demi,
an alien smart house via hologram.
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What up?
Nice to meet you.
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What's the longest
you've ever taken to respond to a text?
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Okay, we have to
shut this thing down.
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(camera clicks)
I have got to post this.
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Or... we keep it going
and show everyone here
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the time of their lives!
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Yes.
Once people hear how epic it is
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hanging with Gabby D,
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I'll never not be invited
to another party again.
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What do you think?
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I hate it.
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JK, I love it.
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And don't worry,
I'll keep things totally terrestrial.
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Hm?
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I'm just gonna text
her the joke again.
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She probably didn't see it.
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(scoffs)
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(clears throat) Excuse me!
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You all have to go...
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(all groan)
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...online and document
this night with as many posts as possible!
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Let's get feral! Whoo!
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(cheers)
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Yeah!
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So I says to the guy,
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does a Plutonian eat
slughorns for breakfast?
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(laughter)
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Great joke, Blurt.
Classic comedy!
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Oh, it's good to laugh.
And healthy, too.
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You know, Blurt,
we almost made plans
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to hang out
with Sky's Dad tonight.
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Oh.
But I am so glad
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00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,645
we ditched him at
the last second
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00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,231
to hang out with you instead.
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00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:10,068
That sicko wanted us
to do puzzles with him.
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00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,237
Can you believe that?
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I can't and I won't.
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00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,825
And thanks again
for buying us dinner.
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The Luchachos
Fiesta of Flavors
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is honestly
my favorite food group.
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00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:25,708
Hey, good food is nothing
without good company.
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What do you say
we keep this party going?
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00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:32,006
I just got a new shipment
of postage stamps at the shop.
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Wait. Were they
prelicked or not?
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Not.
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Then what are we waiting for?
Let's get to licking.
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Yes! Let the Friday night
friendfest rage on, my brothers!
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(imitates air horn)
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(deep voice):
Friday night friendfest.
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(beatboxes poorly)
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Oh, please still let me come.
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00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,951
Why is everything
covered in plastic?
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Sorry about this, pals.
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(both groan)
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00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:17,427
Oh, Blurt, what is going on?
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00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:21,598
Is this some sort of
friendly prank between buds?
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00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:25,226
I do love a good prank,
but this is not one.
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00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,106
Although I can find you
a whoopee cushion, if you'd like.
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Obviously yes, but why
are in we laser shackles?
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Here's the thing.
I'm in terrible, terrible debt.
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I got scammed by
my brother, Glurt.
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It turns out
he's not my brother.
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That was the scam.
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Anyhoo, I need money
and I need it now.
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00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,459
But what does that
have to do with us?
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Unclenephew
GorMonite combos
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are a rare delicacy
on some planets.
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People will pay a lot
of money to gobble you up.
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Gross, no offense.
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(pager beeping)
(Blurt chuckles)
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00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,723
Looks like I
already got some interested buyers.
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00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,601
I knew we shouldn't
have trusted a Blorg with a beard.
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Blurt, please,
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you have to let us go
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or people will notice
we're missing.
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Please, we both know you
haven't had Friday night plans
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in, like, ever.
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No one will miss you.
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It hurts 'cause it's true.
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(dance music playing)
(chattering)
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Okay, mi gente,
there you have it.
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The greatest party of all time
is only just getting started.
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Bet you wish
you were here. Gabby out.
250
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,425
Okay, Demi, time to
turn it up a notch.
251
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:43,096
Gabby:
Crazy food combos courtesy of the food constructor!
252
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,099
French Fry Pizza!
253
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,476
Gabby:
An immersive aquarium experience.
254
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,521
Whoa, that was immersive.
255
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,357
Gabby:
And finally, a hologram celebrity.
256
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,858
DJ:
DJ Candy Bean, baby!
257
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,860
A hologram DJ Candy Bean?
258
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,529
Is this real life?
259
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,782
Hey, Gabs, great party.
260
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,201
Oh, what's going on with me?
261
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,370
I didn't say any
Not too much.
262
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,747
I mean, I've texted
Sky 71 times
263
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:13,835
and she still hasn't
texted me back, but I'm cool.
264
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,879
Cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
265
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,881
Okay, spoiler alert,
I am not cool.
266
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,050
She's breaking up
with me, Gabby.
267
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:24,345
My stupid phone knows it.
Stop judging me, phone!
268
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,390
Okay buddy, why don't
you take a breather
269
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,435
and go enjoy a donut burger
from the food constructor.
270
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,936
(door opens)
271
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,898
What up, fam?
Come on in.
272
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,402
Looks like the coolest place
to be on a Friday night
273
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,404
is with Gabby D.
274
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,364
I never want this party to end.
275
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,575
(camera clicks)
276
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,745
Hey babe, bad news:
the party has to end.
277
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,829
(camera clicks)
278
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,207
As I suspected,
you two proved to be
279
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,502
quite the hot commodity
for our blobeating aliens out there.
280
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,881
How do you sleep at night,
you Blorgscum?
281
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:03,718
I fold my whole body into
a mediumsized cardboard box.
282
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,888
It's oddly comforting
to be so compact.
283
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:13,144
Anyhoo, I got a lot
of good bids, but I turned them all down.
284
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:17,023
Because you've reconsidered
and decided to release us?
285
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,192
Oh no, that's way off.
286
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,278
Actually, I turned them
all down because I got a bid
287
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,614
that was higher
than all the rest.
288
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:28,534
I see now that my phrasing
was very misleading. My "B."
289
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,496
(sighs)
So you're still going to sell us as alien food
290
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,331
without any reservation?
291
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,584
Correctamundo! I like you guys,
but I need the money. So sue me.
292
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,377
See you in court!
293
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,046
Welp, I'm going to skedaddle.
294
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,631
I'm letting the guy
who bought you
295
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,924
have the run of the place.
296
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,759
By the way, he sounds
like a real sicko.
297
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,386
So long, gents.
298
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:51,057
Oh, oh, Blurt! Don't do this!
299
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,101
I'm keeping
your whoopee cushion!
300
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,310
(elevator dings)
(gasps)
301
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,317
Jeremy: It can't be.
Swift: I thought we ghosted you.
302
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,659
Greetings.
303
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,203
My systems are solarpowered
304
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,581
and all your totes amazing
party demands have depleted my power cells.
305
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,833
You feel me?
306
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,044
What I'm feeling,
Demi, is betrayed,
307
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,131
and hurt and honestly,
308
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,549
a little betrayed.
309
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,300
Yeah, you said that.
310
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,385
(doorbell rings)
(door opens)
311
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,305
Okay, Chaz left his own
party to come here
312
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:35,309
which means we have something
very special on our hands
313
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,644
and we have to keep it going.
314
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,938
So please, just do
whatever it takes.
315
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,189
I know what to do.
316
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,190
(pop)
317
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,778
Yeah, yeah!
318
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,363
Oh, hey, Gabby.
319
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,365
I ended my party early
since half the people
320
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,825
came here anyway.
321
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,660
Plus, I wanted to see
what all the fuss is about.
322
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,412
You wouldn't happen
to have any
323
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,538
Chips!
324
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,877
Now, is that extra?
325
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,337
I mean, yeah, obviously.
326
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,047
(ground rumbling)
327
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,424
(concerned chattering)
328
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,136
Don't worry!
It's just the music.
329
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,430
Gotta love
that bumping bass.
330
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,223
(cheers)
331
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,350
(chuckles) Huh?
332
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,188
(pop)
Oh!
333
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,355
Hey, Gabby.
334
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,691
Demi, why is the house shaking?
335
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,359
Oh, that.
336
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,613
Let's just say I figured out
our little power problem.
337
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,490
Please expand.
It's super simple.
338
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:35,203
I blasted the house
into space. You're welcome.
339
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,416
♪
340
00:16:57,225 --> 00:17:00,353
Gabby, I figured out why
Sky hasn't texted me back!
341
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:04,857
She doesn't hate me.
She's obviously in danger.
342
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,275
Uhhuh.
343
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,612
It's so clear to me.
How can you text your hilarious boyfriend back
344
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,031
when you've been taken hostage?
345
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,824
The answer is you can't, Gabby.
346
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,494
Uhhuh.
Now, in terms of who kidnapped her,
347
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,037
the possibilities are endless.
348
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,666
I mean, it could be space
pirates or a very motivated
349
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,709
quasidimensional
energy creature!
350
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,086
Wes, stop.
351
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,673
We have bigger problems
than hypothetical energy creatures.
352
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,092
We're in space.
353
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,221
Why are we in space?
354
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,641
Great question.
Demi, why are we in space?
355
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,059
(pop)
356
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,769
I needed more solar power,
357
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,313
so I launched us to
the sun to get more.
358
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,399
Like I said,
super simple.
359
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,403
That's crazy.
You said you'd keep things totally terrestrial.
360
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,072
Relax. I stabilized the gravity.
361
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,407
Nobody's gonna feel a thing.
362
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,826
I'm a smart house,
Gabby, not a dumb house.
363
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,579
Well, I think they're all going
to notice when they try to leave
364
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,998
and are sucked into outer space.
365
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,625
Oh, yeah. I didn't
think about that.
366
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,670
You need to get us
back to Earth ASAP.
367
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,464
Sure. I'll chart
our return. No problemo.
368
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,799
(pop)
369
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,343
LOL Gabby,
we have problemo.
370
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:18,180
I began our descent,
but my navigation systems aren't working.
371
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:22,602
Turns out all the cell phone
activity in the house is interfering.
372
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,645
(camera clicks)
(chattering)
373
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,981
So funny story,
we're freefalling.
374
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,402
Oh.
375
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,864
But the good news is
we're falling towards Earth, as requested.
376
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,533
I can't believe it!
377
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,744
You're the one who paid
a huge amount of money
378
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,997
to chow down
on our blobby flesh?
379
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,416
Yes, it's me.
380
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,669
But first I must
add best flavor...
381
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,506
for best taste.
382
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,801
(gasping) Ah!
383
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,846
(shuddering)
384
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,973
Principal, let me handle this.
385
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,184
I know just what
to say to save us.
386
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:09,273
Eat him, not me!
I eat literal garbage so I definitely taste gross!
387
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,235
Swift: Jeremy, you
duplicitous trash boy. (Sky's Dad humming)
388
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:18,074
How could you? Eat him!
His youthful flesh is soft and supple.
389
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,660
Mine is leathery and old.
390
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,119
Sky's Dad:
Perfect.
391
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:31,212
(Jeremy and Swift scream)
392
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,799
Ha, ha! I psyched
you out, suckers.
393
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,177
You should see your
facial expressions. So dumb.
394
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,471
You're dumb!
What?
395
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:41,931
(snaps)
Oh.
396
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,101
I would never consume you.
397
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:49,313
Just lonely after being ghosted
and wanted comfort food.
398
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,900
So while searching interwebs
for my sad pizza,
399
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,111
I discovered Blurt's site.
400
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,989
So you purchased us
just to hang?
401
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,951
Everyone knows how important
Friday night plans are.
402
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,870
Then why did you make us
think you're going to eat us?
403
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,247
Because fun.
404
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:11,001
That is... baller.
405
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,839
Indeed, a truly baller move
406
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:19,593
and we're sorry we ghosted you,
Mr. Sky's Dad.
407
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,055
But now that we're here,
there's no one else
408
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,434
we'd rather have a Friday
night friendfest with.
409
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,312
This is most fun
night of my life.
410
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,359
(Swift and Jeremy sigh)
411
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,279
Is being eaten
still an option?
412
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,408
What do you mean
the cell phone activity
413
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,285
is shorting out
your navigation systems?
414
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:48,164
Thought you were supposed to be
a super advanced alien A.I.
415
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,834
I'm Beta version. If you want
to land safely back on Earth,
416
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:55,546
you need to power down
every cellular device in the house.
417
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,466
Okay, got it. No phones.
418
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,554
Hey, party people!
419
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,140
We're just having some
technical difficulties,
420
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:10,603
so I'm going to need everyone
to turn off their phones. Hm?
421
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,771
No.
422
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,069
Yup, I saw that coming.
423
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,489
This is all my fault.
424
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,865
No, it's not.
Totally.
425
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,451
None of this would have happened
if I didn't care so much about
426
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,536
not being invited to one party.
427
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,706
Maybe I don't need
to be invited to everything.
428
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,792
Maybe that's fine.
429
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,545
Maybe my selfworth
shouldn't be dictated by
430
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,423
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby.
Love where you're going with this.
431
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:43,052
But house plummeting,
fiery Earth crash?
432
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,514
Tminus five minutes
until we hit the ground.
433
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,850
Okay. If these bozos won't
turn off their phones willingly,
434
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,727
we'll take matters
into our own hands.
435
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,524
What do you say, Wes?
Ready to get a little extra?
436
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,109
Demi:
Tminus three minutes.
437
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,237
(camera clicks)
438
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,824
Demi:
Tminus two minutes.
439
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,122
Demi:
Tminus 30 seconds until we crash.
440
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,916
And there's still
one phone on.
441
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:17,086
Eek, am I right? 25, 24
442
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,380
Chaz, you need to
shut off your phone!
443
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,132
Sorry, Gabby.
I'm knee deep in a pretty tasty
444
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,175
photo shoot right now.
445
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:26,887
(grunts)
446
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,435
Ah! Sharp chip.
447
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,772
So extra!
448
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,233
Sorry, I'll get
you a new one.
449
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,111
(navigation systems power up)
450
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:45,573
My navigation systems
are back up. Let's land this thing.
451
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,616
(both sigh)
452
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,790
Gabby:
Okay, party's over! Time to go home.
453
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,463
We did it!
But mostly I did it.
454
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,965
Great landing, dingdong.
455
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:07,261
(clears throat)
Gabby, if you don't give our phones back,
456
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,596
we're calling the cops.
457
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,930
Fair enough.
458
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:15,728
So I'm never getting invited
to a party again, right?
459
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,813
Oh, no, definitely not.
460
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,611
So, same thing next Friday?
461
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:27,656
Yeah, I think I'm going to have
a quiet night at home next week.
462
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:28,949
Thanks.
463
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,161
(phone chimes)
464
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,916
Sky just texted me.
465
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,459
She said she's been
trying to text you
466
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,127
and you haven't responded.
467
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,299
My phone was on airplane mode.
468
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,844
(phone chimes)
She did text me.
469
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,431
(phone chiming repeatedly)
470
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,938
This means she's about to see
the insane thread of texts I sent her.
471
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:03,567
(gasps) Green bean,
burn your phone.
472
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,613
Next time on "Gabby Duran
& The Unsittables"...
473
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,616
You and I need to get
ourselves some grandparents.
474
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,409
I want mine so wrinkly.
475
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:16,163
Grandma Ruth is all about
mindnumbing dangerous fun.
476
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,332
Grandma!
Girls, watch out.
477
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,167
My body just isn't
what it used to be. (bones cracking)
478
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,335
Ah!
479
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,963
But your grandmother
has lost her warrior spirit.
480
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,923
You should
give her Gwargwar ale.
481
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:30,344
Hey there, Grandma.
482
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,972
(deep voice):
You live in my house now!
483
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:36,225
♪
484
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,293
Gorgeous.
485
00:25:03,343 --> 00:25:07,893
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