All language subtitles for Amphibia s03e02e03 Hop Til You Drop.eng

[car honks]

[frogs croaking]

[yawns]

[all] Where you going, Anne?

Uh, the mailbox.

Sounds exciting.

Can we come? Please? [grunting]

Uh... yeah. I guess.

[both] Yay! Whoo-hoo!

[squeaks]

You know, I used to only get the
mail to intercept my report card.

But these days-- Huh?

Hey, smallish humans.

[screams] Hey! Watch it!

You overgrown stinkbugs!

What did you call us?

Sorry, sorry. She's just a baby.

[chuckles] Weirdest
baby I've ever seen.

[growls]

Ooh! That looks fun.

[Anne] Sprig, no! [grunts]

[pants]

[Hop Pop] A free
vacation? [gasps]

Just for listening to your talk?

Well, sign me up.

[grunts]

[sighs]

[gulping]

Ah!

Something wrong, kiddo?

Where do I start?

Polly nearly got in a fight.

Hop Pop was seconds
away from getting scammed.

And Sprig almost got
turned into wood chips.

Wait. Sprig is made out of wood?

[groans]

I'm exhausted just trying
to keep them all alive.

[laughs] Sounds
like being a parent.

The trick is to ease
them into the world.

Slow and steady like how
I'm easing this egg into--

Dang it!

Just be patient. This
is a lot of new for them.

Yeah, you're right.
Slow and steady.

[vocalizes, gasps]

Bleh!

Think you're tough?

Bring it on, humans.

Free money? And all I have to do is
give you my bank account numbers?

[inhales, screaming]

[grunting] Nope.

Slow and steady
ain't gonna cut it.

You three will be
dead in two days.

Is that a threat?
You okay, Anne?

Here. Take this free stress
test I got from that guy.

No. The responsible thing
to do is to train you all at once

at the most chaotic and
dangerous place I know.

The mall... where I learned
life's most important skills.

And where you're gonna learn the
lessons you need to survive in my world.

[scoffs] Survive? Your
world is soft, Anne.

Yeah. I mean, the animals
don't even try to disembowel you.

Yeah, we don't
need no stinking--

[all scream]

Ow!

[clears throat] Proceed.

I've come up with a
specific task for each of you.

First up, Polly. You need
to control your temper.

It's drawing too much attention,

and we're trying to
keep a low profile.

I say what I want when I want!

Maybe in Wartwood, but not here.

Your mission is
to go into that store

and build a custom plushy
without fighting anyone.

Huh. Child's play.

Sprig, you can't touch everything
or you're gonna lose a limb.

But there's so many
new surfaces and textures.

Your mission is to walk through
that gallery of art installations

without touching any of them.

Eh, looks simple enough.

Finally, Hop Pop.

You need to stop
taking free stuff.

In my world,
everything has a price.

Then why did they
call it "free," Anne?

Hmm? Because they think I'm
gullible and easily scammed?

Yep. Oh, well, that's
actually pretty clever.

Your mission is to make
it through Kiosk Alley

without falling for
any free scams.

[laughs]

I'll be watching all
of you from up here.

You got 20 minutes to
complete your missions.

And if one of us screws up?

Then you can't be trusted
to leave the house... ever.

No way! Scatter! Since
when do you set the stakes?

[all scream, grunt]

Oh, boy.

Piece of cake! [blows raspberry]

Hmm. This will do.

Yoink, yoink.

Hmm. No, thanks.

Don't know why Anne
thought this would be difficult.

Huh? [babbles]

[Anne] Build a custom
plushy without fighting anyone.

Oh, hello there.

I think there's been
a misunderstanding.

But that's-- [spits]

What the-- Hey, lady!

Your chubby spawn
is ruining my work.

Did you just call
my kid a spawn?

[thinking] Focus, Polly.
Don't make a scene.

[sighs] Know what? It's fine.

I'll just get more--
Hey! [babbles]

-Hey! -[giggling]

Must contain fury!

Whoa!

Such textures to explore.

[gasps] Whoa!

[grunts, giggles]

[Anne] Then you can't be
trusted to leave the house ever.

Whoa. It's fine. Totally fine.

I can just look and
appreciate from afar.

[humming]

[groans]

[pants, groans]

[grunts] Come
on, Sprig. Fight it.

[groans]

Must be some kind
of performance piece.

Sir, how would you
like a free gift card?

[groans] You there, do
you wanna regrow that hair?

I know you do.

Hey there, handsome. Wanna start your
modeling career with some headshots?

Just need your ID.

It's 100%, no
strings attached, free.

[groaning]

[gasps, grunts]

[stomach rumbling] Oof.

It's the last time I get sushi out
of the vending machine. Hmm?

[gasps] Mark here.

Got a suspicious looking COD,
Creepy Old Dude, on radar.

I'm in pursuit.

[hums] So far, so good.

The Anne Boonchuy trial
by fire is really paying off.

OMG. Anne! Is it really you?

Where have you been?

Is it true you went missing or
ran away or died or something?

Don't be ridiculous, Gabby. I
was just on my family's farm.

In Alaska. For five months.

Well, now that you're back I got
to catch you up on all the hot goss.

Listen, I'm sorta-- So...

Bridget got mad at Carlos 'cause she thought
Carlos went to the movies with Johanna.

But it was actually Yoko.

So then Yoko and Bridget stopped being
BFFs until they both got mad at Tommy,

because Tommy said, "We've
only been dating since second grade.

We're not soul mates."

[groaning]

I can't do this.

These things are just so cool.

Yeah. And then I said, "Dude,
you're gonna get caught."

Right? So obvious.

Chance.

Touch.

Feeling.

[chuckles]

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

[screams, grunts]

[babies babbling]
Almost done. Ha!

[grunts, laughs]

Whoa!

[babbles]

No! Please!

I'm so tired! This
madness needs to stop!

[babbles]

That's it!

[screams]

-[Polly grunts] -[cries]

-[grunts] -[babbling]

Can someone get the manager?

[chuckles] Take that, Anne.

Told you your world
was easy-pea-- [gasps]

It can't be. Thousands of
coppers just there for the taking.

For free!

They didn't know it,

but they ended up going
to the same restaurant.

Chance.

[gasps]

We got a disrober stealing
wishes in progress. Over.

So what started
out as a love triangle

is now some kind of
disgusting love rhombus.

-[Sprig screams] -[gasps]

[all screaming]

[grunting]

I may have touched something!

Oh, shoot! Good to see
you, Gabs. Got to go.

Later, Anne. Glad you
made it back from Alaska.

[Sprig, Polly screaming]

Gangway! Angry
moms coming through!

[all crying]

Oh. At least it
can't get any worse.

[Hop Pop] Help
me, Anne! Help me!

[screams]

Hop Pop, why are you green?

The cursed fountain
did this to me.

You were right, Anne!
Everything has its price.

Okay, first things first.
Gotta clean up this mess.

You're doing great, sweetie.

[grunts] [child screams]

[shutter clicks]

-[gasps] -[grunts]

Honestly, I can't
tell the difference.

Oh, hey. Bada-bing.

-Ooh. -[babies crying]

Can I help you, ladies?

Why, yes. We're
looking for a ruffian

who was making trouble
for our little angels.

I've got just the guy.

Excuse me, sir.

I have a number of ladies
here who would like to complain.

You listen here...
[all chattering]

Headquarters, I've got a pack of
MIDs. That is Moms In Distress.

Send backup! Send backup!

[woman] ...the manager.

[all panting]

[all panting]

Well, guess we
failed our trials.

Oh, you think?

No, no. I'm the one who failed.

I shouldn't have put you guys
through all of this in the first place.

It was too much, too soon.

Don't feel too bad.

Turns out we could stand to
learn a few things about your world.

I just really thought throwing
you into the deep end would work.

I mean, it worked
for me in Amphibia.

[all] Uh...

-[scoffing, laughing] -Whoa!

You barely survived.

Yeah. Remember when
she was looking at her phone

and walked right into
that pool of quicksand?

[screams]

Or when she was napping outside

and a swarm of skullsuckers
tried to carry her away?

[all laughing]

Hey, I don't
remember that last part.

Anne, we were always
looking out for you.

Even if you didn't
always notice.

Thanks, guys. I had no idea.

And I'll try to do better about
easing you into this place.

I think we need to get
Hop Pop to a shower.

Oh, yes, please.
My skin is burning.

[frogs croaking]

-[grunts] -[King
Andrias] The box!

Marcy!

No! She managed
to open the portal.

Well, no matter.

I still have the box.

So, what about you
two? Are you with me?

We're with you.
Definitely with you.

Good. Get her to a rejuvenation
tank. And make it snappy.

She's fading fast.

There's nothing
we can do for her.

Now let's move before someone--

So what's the plan, Captain?

I'm gonna have to
toss you out the window.

The window?

No, Grime!

[screaming]

[screams, grunts]

Ha! Ha! A flawless escape.

And did you have a plan for
after you threw us out a window?

[shrieks]

[shrieks]

Well, that's lucky.

Excellent work, George Sparrow.

[squawks]

Anne, Marcy,
please be all right.

So many loose ends.

So little time.

Follow them.

[Grime] Our army
has been captured.

Looks like we'll have to take shelter
somewhere and come up with a new strategy.

Okay, but where do we even go?

Your tower? Andrias
will be expecting that.

Then we'll have to go
somewhere he doesn't expect.

Look up there in the sky.

[chirping]

What in the frog is going on?

Why are you two here?

Is it just me or is
the palace flying?

Where are the
Plantars? Where's Anne?

Where's Sprig?

What do we tell them?

Not the truth. That's for sure.

[clears throat] People of
Wartwood, we have terrible news.

The king has turned out to be a
ruthless tyrant of unspeakable power.

[all gasp]

Well, I never voted for him.

Anne and the Plantars had
to go on a daring mission.

But they send us to protect
you fine frogs in the meantime.

Right, Sasha?

There's no way they're gonna trust us
just because we name-dropped Anne.

Not with that attitude.

[Mrs. Croaker]
Oh, what a relief.

Classic Anne. Always
looking out for us.

Why, that's wonderful.

Rest easy tonight, folks, because Anne's
best friend is here to watch over us.

[all cheering]

Okay. We'll lay low here and then in a
day or two, we'll ditch this crummy town.

Dibs on Hop Pop's bed.

You gonna come in or just
stand there and be weird?

I-- I think I'll
sleep in the barn.

[grunts]

[snores]

Now that is a big potato.

[chirps]

[gasps] Oh, a tiny snail.

[chirps] And a bigger snail.

Well, don't mind me. I'm gonna go sleep
in the corner with the rest of the trash.

It's all someone
like me deserves.

[rooster crows]

[snorts] Who is it? Where am I?

Of course this is
my natural hair color.

Rise and shine. I
made worm waffles.

[worms squeaking]

I'm not hungry.

Look, I get you feel guilty
about tricking your friends

and inadvertently helping
the king get the music box.

But you've got to
get ahold of yourself.

[grunts]

We need to be in fighting shape if
we're going to take down Andrias and--

[horn honks] What's that sound?

[both scream]

Ooh! I love an
enthusiastic welcome.

I just wanted to thank you
again for watching over the town.

Ooh! Boysenbug!

Gonna go inside and
heat this bad boy up.

I wasn't sure about
those two, Archie,

but they turned
out to be good eggs.

[sighs]

[Wally] Hello!

Oh, no.

[concertina playing]

[laughs] Any friend of
Anne's is a friend of mine.

That's touching.
Look, I got to go.

Yes, she's taught
me many lessons.

Showing me the
importance of honesty,

[grunts] being true to yourself,
the meaning of friendship.

I've been working
on a song about it.

[vocalizes] No! Can't right now.

Very busy protecting the
town for Anne and stuff.

[groans] I swear if one
more country bumpkin--

[screams] Free bread, anyone?

[grunts] Get away from me!

Don't want the extra
carbs, eh? I get it.

[chomping] [sighs]

Great news. I got a
message from Beatrix.

She's hiding underground with
the toads that avoided capture.

They've got weapons,
soldiers and fortification.

We've got to join her.

Why? So we can come up
with another cruddy plan that fails

and ends up hurting
the people we love?

[groans] No need to be a downer.

You want another
strawberry, little guy?

Yes, you do.

Look, I don't know. Maybe
we're doing this all wrong.

[crash] [grunts]
What is it this time?

Look, just take the muffins
or cake or whatever else you--

Oh.

They must have tracked
us here. Go for the legs.

[screaming]

Signal reinforcements.

Dang thing was calling for help.

There's probably a whole
army of them on their way now.

Let's pack up. We're
getting out of here.

What? We can't leave these
frogs to face them on their own.

What about that old
lady who gave us a pie?

Lieutenant, these bumpkins
will only slow us down.

And if I'm being honest,
that piecrust was soggy.

I know it's harsh, but
Wartwood is done for.

We need to rejoin our forces

and make plans
for the coming war.

No, enough with the
plans and the schemes.

-I'm done. -What?

But you love schemes.

Lies, manipulation,
backstabbing, it's, like, your thing.

Since when have you cared?

Since I saw the consequences.

[sighs] Listen, Lieutenant,

whatever you're dealing
with, you need to confront it.

Go into that house,
face what burdens you.

Then when you've got your head
back on straight, come join me.

Please.

[Anne] Sasha, Marcy
and I are finally together.

And you know what? It's awesome.

Tomorrow we head to Newtopia.

And after that I think
we're actually going home.

I'm so happy I
trusted Sasha again.

I always knew, even after everything
that happened, we'd work it out.

[sobbing] Oh,
Anne. I'm so sorry.

I shouldn't have tried so
hard to be in control again.

In the end, where did it get me?

Well, that ends now.

I wanna be someone better.
Someone that deserves you.

I know what I have to do.

Listen up, everyone.

I called you all
here to tell you that...

[inhales] ...a robot army is on
its way to destroy Wartwood.

[all gasp]

What? An army? How
many are we talking?

What's a robot? [Sasha]
And that's not all...

I lied to you about Anne
sending us to protect the town.

She's been zapped to another
world that has no idea I'm even here.

I'm no guardian. I'm a fraud.

[all gasp]

Fraud or not, though,

I'm gonna do the right
thing for once in my life.

With my last breath I'm
gonna defend this town.

[all scream]

Whoa, Nellie!

Present. Shut up, Nellie.

[engines whirring]

Only one? Honestly,
that doesn't seem that bad.

Of course.

[shouts, grunting]

[screams]

[straining]

Oh, no.

[grunts]

Sorry I'm late.

Grime-sy!

I got to thinking,

Beatrix may have
weapons and soldiers,

but you know what
she doesn't have?

You, Lieutenant.

Grime-sy!

No. Get off me. You big softy.

Increasing deployment.

Thirty against two, eh?

Hardly a fair fight.

[screaming]

Die, robot scum! [burps]

Good boy.

What the--

Oi! Bugger off.

[clanking]

[grunting]

Hi-yah!

[grunts] [squeaking]

[grunting] [ringing]

[screams]

[screams]

No way. The townspeople?

By barrel's belly. They're
deadlier than any soldier.

Grime! Way ahead of you!

Locking on.

Those blasted things
are following us.

Then let's lead them
in the right direction.

[screams]

I think you're
enjoying this too much.

Wow. I don't-- I don't
know what to say.

You said enough, deary.

You may have been a
terrible person, Sasha,

but you were honest with
us when you didn't have to be.

And taking those robots
on alone to protect us frogs...

It really is something
I would've done.

Thanks, you guys.
You can count on me.

For real this time. [all cheer]

So what happens now?

[all cheering]

We start fighting back.

[theme song playing]

[Anne laughs]

[Hop Pop] ? Whoo-hoo! Baby ?

[Sprig vocalizes]
[Hop Pop] Whoa!

[Polly screams]
[Anne] ? Baby ?

[Sprig vocalizes]

[Anne vocalizes]
? Ba-ba-ba-baby ?

[song ends]