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[growling]

[screaming]

[howling]

- Did you like it?
- I liked it.

I thought it was great.

- The movie made no sense.
- What are you talking about?

The special thanks were horrible

and the zombies didn't even
look real bro. Come on.

- Whatever. Whatever.
- What do you mean whatever?

I got to go run an errand.
I'll see you back at the house.

- You're going to run an errand?
- Yes.

- That's your...
- Watch out for zombies.

Watch out for zombies.
That's what you're going to give me?

Funny [?] Funny dude.

[growling] [barking]

[gunshot] [banging]

Dude, what the fuck?

- That thing was chasing me.
- Are you fucking nuts?

Jesus, it was a prank,
we're just putting it on tape.

- What's the matter with you?
- I just saw [?]

It was a joke dude?

- What? A joke?
- Yes.

Darius.

What are you... [gunshot]

- Jesus, Are you fucking nuts?
- No witness [?]

I can't have witnesses
in my fucking killing.

- Fucking insane.
- I killed a guy.

What are you doing?
Put the gun down.

Put the fucking gun down.

What's up motherfuckers.

Ez Mark TV.

You've got to be fuck...
Are you kidding me?

I can't believe that you'd do this to me.
Come on [crosstalk]

- You nailed it.
- Drinks on me.

Come on big boy.

Wait wait, what about the gun
yo?

You big boy, baby.

Come on, I didn't go see a gun.

You got fooled.

[music]

Ez Mark TV.

Prank you later.

So before you leave make sure
you subscribe below.

[music]

[keyboard clacking]

Wow

It's getting late
you should really come to bed.

I was just finishing up some stuff,
and then was planning to coming to bed.

What are you working on?

Just the new prank.

I just finished
and now I'm reading comments

that people are leaving on my
videos.

- Are you really going through with this?
- Mark Absolutely.

I worry about you baby.

There is nothing to worry about.

I only worry because I love you.

Come here.

I'm just concerned that some of your
fans might be a little dangerous.

They're harmless.

I mean look at this guy. It's
disgusting.

"Your a hack Mark,
why don't you just go away and die.

Exclamation point, exclamation...
He didn't even spell you're right.

Y-O-U-R. Really?

I know the guy has been posting
on all my videos lately.

- You know him?
- No, it's getting late.

Hey why don't you go to bed.

[sound effects]

- You're up early this morning.
- Couldn't sleep.

You're really going to do this?

You sound surprised.

How long have we been together?

This prank is different and you
know it.

- Were not even going in the bank.
- You promise you'll be careful?

Yes.

I promise.

Well, if its all the same to you,
I'll have bail money ready anyways.

And that's why I love you.

[sound effects]

All right come on guys,
this is going to be our biggest prank.

- Are you ready?
- Are you sure about this?

Come on.

- Right, let's do it.
- All right, here we go.

All right guys. Biggest prank.

I'm ready.

[sound effects]

Get on the fucking ground.

Fill all these fucking bags.
Now.

Put the money in the bag.
Get over here.

[?]

On the ground

Do what they say.

What the fuck are you looking
at?

Come on

[gunshot]

[siren]

[news theme music]

Good afternoon. This is Chelsea
Skye with Channel Three News.

There's a new development
in the Malibu Bank robbery

that took place this morning.

Internet sensation
and YouTube's number one,

prankster Mark Clifton who has
made a fortune pulling pranks

on people has been arrested as
a prime suspect in this robbery.

We have John Stone on location.
John, are you ready?

We're standing directly outside
the Bank of Malibu today

where three armed men, entered the bank
at approximately 10:00 AM this morning

and robbed an undisclosed
amount of money.

Tragically a young woman who
worked at the bank was shot dead.

Her identity is being withheld
at the moment.

Police are already on the scene.

We will have the complete story for
you tonight on the eleven o'clock news.

This is John Stone reporting
live from channel three news.

- Now back to you in the studio.
- Thank you, John.

We'll keep you updated as soon
as we have more information.

[siren]

What am I doing here, detective?

I didn't do anything wrong,
so why am I arrested?

Detective, hello?

I'm talking to you.

Were you willing to play up to
this?

Huh?

Detective. Hello?

Do you not hear
what I'm saying?

Do you own a firearm,
Mr. Clifton?

What?

Do you own a firearm?

Yes, so what?

45, right?

What is this is all about?

Earlier today, a 45 registered in
your name with your prints on it

is used to shoot and kill a
bank teller during the robbery.

[chuckles] Yes, right.

What are you fucking with me?

Huh, you're pranking the
prankster?

The woman's dead, Mr. Clifton.

I didn't rob a bank.

That money was mine,
and I certainly didn't kill anyone.

It was just a stupid prank.

You were seen fleeing the bank,
just moments after the silent alarm

was triggered.

Yes, that was part of the plan
for the prank.

Exterior surveillance from
the main entrance of the bank

shows three men tampering with cameras
right before entering the bank.

Once inside, we have you on camera
carrying out a calculated robbery.

All three of them, including our
shooter, were wearing black ski masks.

This is unbelievable.

Found the 45 on the scene too,
just a few feet away

- from the victim's body.
- This is crazy.

I ain't even go in the bank.

- Camera footage tells a different story.
- That's bullshit.

Camera footage from a traffic light
caught our shooter removing his jacket,

throwing it in the trashcan
across the street,

just a few minutes after the
heist.

Guess you didn't think we'd find
that, did you?

No.

Whoever stole it from me
and dumped it afterwards

fully expected you to find it.

Now, I am almost sure they knew
you were dumb enough to not see

I'm clearly being set up here,
detective.

I want my lawyer.

Fuck.

How are you feeling?

Glad to be out.
That's for sure.

- Well, for now.
- Yes.

Can't believe this happened.

Just got to lay low and just
figure things out. Okay?

[sound effects]

It's going to be
a beautiful sunny day today

and we can expect much more of
the same over the next few days.

You might want to do
some of those outdoor activities

you've been saving.

All righty, Nancy.
There you go.

- Have a great day.
- Thank you very much. You too.

Next, please.

How can help you here?

Sir?

Afternoon?

All right. How can I help you
today?

Hey, buddy.

You all right, man?

Couldn't help yourself. Huh?

You have to return
to the scene of the crime.

Enjoy your freedom now
while you still have it

because pretty soon
you're going to be behind bars.

Till then I will be watching you
like a hawk.

[sound effects]

- Hello.
- William?

- Yes.
- Hey, listen.

- I need you to meet me at Julie's.
- Everything okay?

- No. Things ain't good.
- Will see you there.

Okay.
Bye.

[sound effects]

Why would this happen to me?

Who is doing this to me?

I have to figure this out
before someone else dies.

[sound effects]

What could I have done to make
someone hate me this much?

[sound effects]

Hey mark.

- You look terrible.
- Thanks.

I've had better days.

Want to play ball?

- I can't today. Maybe next time.
- Please.

Promise you, next time. Okay?

- Come on.
- Promise you.

- Hey.
- Hey.

How's it going?

- Good. Thanks for coming over.
- Yes, of course, man.

Going through your case today,
I think it might be time to make a plea.

I didn't rob that bank and I
certainly didn't kill that woman.

We didn't even go inside.

Whoever's doing,
this they're setting me up.

Who would set you up?

I have no idea.

I got us some pizza.

Hey.

Yes, I know, I know.
I know I promised.

I'm going to be home as soon as I can.
I'm working.

They said they have footage
of the exterior cameras

outside the main entrance
once we pulled up.

which makes sense because
that's where we were standing

before we started filming.

They wouldn't have been able
to see you guys approaching

- without your masks on entering the bank.
- Right.

Whoever's doing this,
they had to have known ahead of time.

I mean that's the only way

Who would have access
to your plans besides yourself?

Up until we did it,
only the guys and Julie.

Why don't you just let me
question Julie?

She might have something
I could use,

something you might have
forgotten to mention?

I really would prefer
if we just kept her out of this.

No, I think we have to go this way.
This is something new to me?

Something you might have
forgotten to mention.

No, I want to keep Julie out of
this.

This is new information.
This is really important to me.

I don't want to put Julie
in this situation.

- She's already gone through enough.
- Why not?

This is important for the case.
This is obviously going to help us out.

What you're saying here,
this is more than I've had.

Okay.

we'll figure something else out.

How is she, under the
circumstances?

Best as she can be. I guess.

Listen. We're going to
figure this out. Okay?

Thanks.

Look, I'm going to make it up
to you.

I don't know how I will somehow
I'll make it up to you. Really?

Look.
Don't hang up, please.

I want to say something.

I really appreciate you being there.
It means a lot.

- Nothing really?
- Your beard's coming in good?

Yes, it grows nicely.

I got to go back to work.
I got to take this.

- I appreciate you coming.
- Yes, of course. Listen.

The trial begins in two days,
and it's going to take a miracle for you

to stay out of jail.

- I don't want you to take any chances.
- Yes.

Look I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

This guy's not going to stop
until he puts me in jail.

He's following me now. [gasps]

Hey baby. What's wrong?

Fucking Brandman followed me
all the way to your house.

- Everything's going to be okay, baby.
- It's not going to be okay.

I've already started packing
some things for us.

It's going to be fine.

- It's me and you.
- Julie, it's not safe for you to go.

Not only is it going
to mess this up legally,

but it's dangerous and I
don't think it's a good idea

- if you come with me.
- Nice try.

I'm coming with you, Mark.

[sound effects]

Hey. [gunshot]

Damn it. They're gone.

[?]

This is certainly a dump.

Yes, it's probably best
if I put in my name.

I'll be right back, okay? Love
you.

Hey chief, spare some change,
man.

Bless you, brother. [clinking]

Hello? [clinking] Hello?

How can I help you?

I just need a room, please.

All on the card, please.

Actually, we don't take credit
cards.

I forgot. see.

It says right there cash only.

- I don't have any cash on me.
- Okay. I'll take the credit card.

- Smoke weed?
- No, thanks.

You can sign right here.

Thanks.

One more thing.

[music]

- Come on, come on, come on.
- Hi.

- Julie. This is detective Brandman.
- You've reached Julie's phone.

- You know what you do?
- Fuck.

I'm out having fun.
Leave a message.

Julie, this is detective
Brandman.

I need to speak with you
as soon as possible.

Please call the station right
away.

Captain wants to see you.

Oh. Fuck.

- Any luck with Mark's girlfriend?
- No.

Went right to voicemail.

She's helping him.
I know it.

Talked to his lawyer?

I set up a meeting for tomorrow.

What's the play here?

The APB just went out.

We have signed warrants for
his website and his cell phone.

It's just a matter of time
before he makes a mistake.

I can't wait for him to make a
mistake.

[clears throat] I'm bringing in
Victoria to help you on the case.

Captain, I don't need any help.

That's a good thing it's not up
to you.

Bill, between you and me,
okay, you know I got this.

Listen to me, Wayne.

If we don't get this solved,
it comes down on me.

It comes down on me, it comes
down on you.

Just bring her in.

Let her help you out.

[sound effects]

[moaning]

- We're in this together.
- I love you.

What are we looking at here?

This footage just recently got uploaded
to Mark Clifton's YouTube channel.

I don't know a damn thing about
technology, so just tell me,

- can we tell where it was uploaded from?
- Yes.

I need some time,
but I'll have a location soon enough.

Keep me posted.
Let's get on it.

[music]

[phone rings] Homicide
department.

I heard you guys were working
on the Mark Clifton case.

Yes.

I think I've got something
you'd like to hear.

[music]

[phone rings]

Hey Brandman, we have a witness
putting Clifton at the scene

and Victoria finished tracing
the upload location.

- That's the best thing I heard all day.
- Don't screw this up.

I'll go pick up Victoria.

I guess this explains
how they got your jacket,

but hey, maybe this
is a good thing.

Maybe we can show this to
the police and they can see

that someone else
was in your apartment.

I'm not on camera, so there's no way
of knowing that I wasn't operating it.

These guys are smart; they
wouldn't have made that mistake.

In fact, what time did they
upload that?

Why?

Because they did it on purpose.

I want to know how much time
we have to get out of here.

- Oh shit.
- What?

It was early this morning,
a few hours ago.

You really think this
is the place?

I was able to triangulate the location on
the IP address in Mark Clifton's laptop

and the motel makes the most
sense.

I still can't believe he was
capable of something like this.

I was the biggest fan of his
in high school.

- He pulled off the best pranks.
- Are you talking with me right now?

Just saying.

Let's go talk to the front desk.

Are we going to call for backup?

You stay here I'm going to go
talk to the front desk, all right?

Hello, can I help you, officer?

It's detective.

I need the room number of a
guest.

Don't you need a warrant?

Listen, fuckface, how about I arrest
you for that shit you're smoking?

I actually have a license
for this shit that I'm smoking.

Just tell me the name,
I'll give you the info.

Name's Mark Clifton.

No, not your lucky day.

No Mark Clifton.

Could he have used a different
name?

He used a different name?

If he used a different name then
Mark Clifton wouldn't be written

in the book if he used a different
name, it would be a different name

in the book, right?

Look, I'm good at my job, okay?
I'm good at my job.

It may not appear that I know
what I'm doing, but I do.

Can you please try a Julie
Pinehurst?

Oh, it is your lucky day after
all.

I swear to God I should have
been a cop.

[music]

Shit, they're coming.

[?] All right, come on.

[music]

Shit.

Let me go talk to the idiot
at the front desk.

Keep your eyes open.

You gave me the wrong fucking
room number.

Look, man, I cooperated with
you, okay.

- Stop giving me a hard time.
- What do you want?

Anyone else check-in at the
same time?

[music]

Ma'am, hold on one second.

- Did I do something wrong, officer?
- We're looking for someone.

Is there any chance I could take
a peek in your trunk?

In my trunk, what for?

Just as a safety precaution.

Sure.

All right.
Thank you, ma'am.

Hey, if you see anything
suspicious, will you give me a call?

- Sure.
- Thank you.

Yes, it looks like she checked
into two rooms actually.

Shit.

Yes, it looks like she paid for
two rooms with one credit card.

I want an APB out for a Julie
Pinehurst

- and her vehicle, late model, silver Audi.
- Silver Audi?

- Yes.
- Shit. Start the car.

- Come on.
- Let's go.

She was just here.

What the hell is going on?

Okay.

Just go up.

It's your lucky day.

Fucking cops, man.

[music]

- What took you so long?
- This cop stopped me and searched my car.

She gave me her card though.
Victoria Perry. She's nice.

- Shit.
- Good call not hiding in the trunk.

- You okay?
- Yes.

Look, we've got to get rid of this
car and there's no way that Brandman

hasn't figured out you're with
me by now.

- Look list...
- The only way way around it...

The car, I understand
but, Mark...

Look, we can go somewhere else.

Go to Donna's house.

Somewhere you feel safe
and once this blows over...

What it doesn't all blow over,
Mark?

Then what?

Just don't.

Look, I'm going to
contact my lawyer and see

if he can think up something to
help us.

Okay?

It's going to be okay.

Let's go to Donna's house. Okay?

[music]

Yes, they got away, but it's
not my fault.

Victoria could have stopped
them.

She didn't even recognize the
girl.

Look, I want roadblocks
at a 25-mile radius.

I don't care what you have to do.
Just do it.

We have a fugitive who's
wanted for murder on the run.

Don't you think you're taking
this a little personal?

Every case is personal.

Some just more than others.

[engine roaring]

Okay.

- I love you.
- I love you.

What are you going to do now?

Well, I got a burner phone.

As soon as I can get a hold of
Williams, I'll go from there.

After that?

The less you know, the better.

Okay.

Hey.

[dial tone]

[phone beeps]

I'm starting to think you're not
paying me enough for this Mark.

- You know what I mean?
- Yes.

I think my policy covers it,
so I should be all right.

The car is ready out front, all
full?

- Number two.
- Fantastic. Thank you very much.

You got, dial anything you want.

- What can I do for you, pal?
- Just a second.

I'll be here if you need me.

Cindy,

you see this yellow paper,
you take it off the invoice.

You take it upstairs and you file
it in the red filing cabinet.

- Are you with me?
- I'm sorry.

I have a lot on my mind
and I just forget things

- and it won't happen again, I promise.
- You promise, okay.

You promise a lot,
you say you're sorry a lot,

you screw things up a lot.

If you weren't my brother's
wife, you'd be unemployed a lot.

[laughs] I don't mean it.

That was funny.
I shouldn't have said that.

- What can I do for you?
- I need to rent a car.

- Okay, you want a two-door or four door?
- That's fine.

Here's the car.

I'll even throw in a free GPS,
save you a few bucks.

Sounds good.

Is this yours?

- Here we go.
- Thank you.

Here are your keys.

I think you should know this.
The emergency brake doesn't work.

[music]

Okay, I rented it, now what?

Hey, everyone, it's Jenny Chen
and we're here with The ENT news.

Today we're talking about pranks
with Mark Clifton.

[music] For those of you
who don't know Mark Clifton,

he's a famous YouTuber
known for pranking people.

Hey, guys, thanks for coming
down

- to Ez Mark TV, I'm super excited...
- He has millions of views.

You can check out his videos.

He has tons of followers,
tons of money from it,

and now he's the prime suspect
in a murder and bank robbery.

Do you guys think it's his next big prank
or do you think he's actually suspect

in the murder?
Call this number, let us know right now.

We're going to take it to
the streets so be right back.

Do you girls know who Mark
Clifton is?

Oh, yes he's the prankster on
YouTube.

Yes.

Do you know what's going
on with them right now?

- I think he's on trial for murder.
- Yes.

- Something like that.
- Exactly.

- So I heard.
- Yes.

- Do you guys think he did it?
- Why would he be a murderer?

There's no way.
Mark Clifton is so cute.

There's no way he would ever kill anybody.
He's such a great prankster.

I believe in him all the way.

He's kind of crazy
so I guess he could have

a weird side to him,
but I'm not really sure.

I'm not a lawyer,
I don't really investigate

things like that,
but it's definitely possible.

- He's weird.
- Yes, definitely.

- What about you?
- Call me. Please.

Please Mark.
I am so with you all the way.

I don't care what they say about you.
Call me, 444-

He doesn't seem like that kind
of person.

Okay. All right.

Do you guys think
it could be his next prank

- that maybe it's not...
- Definitely.

- That'll be a good one.
- He's crazy.

It could be him.

All right.

[music]

This fucking bastard.
What the fuck?

Mark.

Come on.

This is fucking bullshit. Mark.

Come on, man.

You're in my trunk?

Oh, what the fuck? Mark.

[music]

[phone rings]

William, are you coming back
to the office tonight?

Listen, I'm not coming back
to the office.

Just go home tonight, please.
Okay?

[?] Oh, yes, please. Thank you.

William, where the fuck are you?

Oh, some guy called.

- Did they leave a message?
- Yes.

He said he had a real talent,
that he was doing some paper

you'd be interested in.

Said he figured out
how he could sketch you

some interesting drawing
or something like that.

Okay.
You got his number?

555-2614.

I got it.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

[music]

Hello?

- Darius, hey, it's Mark.
- Yes?

- Listen, I need a favor.
- Okay.

Yes, I'll be there in an hour.

- Don't leave. Okay?
- Okay.

[music] [screaming]

[music]

- Hi. How are you today?
- Hey, Maggie.

- It's going to be two today, all right?
- Sure.

[music]

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Still like to do things
old school, huh?

[music]

- Any luck with the roadblocks?
- No, nothing yet.

Mark Clifton is a smart guy.

You know I'm going to
set up roadblocks, right?

What do you do to dodge them?

I don't dodge them.

I stay within the radius and
wait you out.

- I need you to do something for me, okay?
- Are you ready to order?

Say what you want.

I guess I'll take the
grilled chicken salad.

- Yes.
- Rice and bean burrito, Maggie.

Got it.

Thank you.

Happy, happy, happy.

[claps] [sings]
Happy, happy, happy, happy.

- It's your birthday?
- [sings] Happy, happy, happy, happy,

- happy, happy, happy, happy.
- No one's birthday here.

You got the wrong table, please
leave.

He's here.

Mark fucking Clifton is here.

I'll get the front.

- What are you doing?
- I'm an attorney.

[sound effects]
Why are you doing this to me?

I'm an attorney.
You got the wrong guy.

You have the wrong guy.

Hello, please.

Let me go.

- Did you see anything?
- No.

[phone rings] Oh, hold on.
This might be something.

Please, just let me go.
Please, please, just let me go.

Please.

You look like shit, Mark.

Yes.
It's been a rough day.

Here you go, bro.

Hey, brother.

Yo, cheers man.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

You know, Mark, anything you need us to
do, bro, here we-

you know, no matter what.

I don't know if there's anything
you all can do to help.

- Come on.
- Just let us come forward.

We'll tell the cops that we weren't
there on the day that we didn't step foot

- in the bank.
- No, I can't do that, my man.

Please let us help you.

It's just crazy.

Okay.

So, you really want to help me?

Anything, bro.
You just name it.

We're there... What do you need?

So I think I kind of know
who it is.

I just have no idea
how to track them down.

You need to track somebody down?
Okay.

- He's good with this.
- I got something.

- I know he's good.
- I got you.

The computers...
You know what?

Wait, hold on a second.

- Want to impress him, bro?
- No.

Do you remember that prank,
[laughs] with the video recording glasses,

the video you can wear them and
record?

Yes, this might help.

This might actually prove I'm
innocent.

Please just fucking let me go,
please.

I'm an attorney.
I have a family.

I have small kids, please, God,
please just let me go.

The computer uses
a unique string of numbers,

separated by periods that identify
using internet protocol, IP address

to help communicate over a
network.

We just need to find your
favorite little [?] here.

No, dude it's a troll.

It is a troll.

That's it, it's that easy.

All right, just give me
a few more seconds here

and we should be all good.

- There you go.
- Troll number.

It's a troll.

Okay so now I just go get them.

[music]

Julie, everything is going to
be fine.

Yes, Julie, I have to go now.

Everything's going to be fine.

I love you too.

[birds chirping]

[screaming] Help, help.

Jesus Christ, help.

Shut the fuck up.

No, no. [groans]

[knocking]

[door opens]

- Hello.
- Hi.

How can I help you?

I'm sorry.
I must have of the wrong house.

Wait, did a Gary grow up here?

- What's your name?
- Mark.

Mark, what do you want with
Gary?

We're just old buddies.

Come on in, Mark.

[shuts door]

- Nice house.
- Thanks.

- Do you live around here?
- No, not close.

Oh, okay.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

Thanks.

- Have a seat and I'll be right back.
- Okay.

[music]

[groaning sound]

I made some fresh iced tea.

- What are you looking at?
- I just found some pictures.

Come have some tea.

- That is good ice tea.
- Thank you.

Lemon tree in the backyard.

There he is, in the second grade.
He was the cutest little boy.

I'm mean look at his cheeks.

I've been taking care of him
ever since my mom passed.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

- You're his sister?
- Yes.

- You're definitely photogenic.
- Oh, thank you.

Flattery goes a long way.

You don't happen to have any
current photos of Gary, do you?

Oh yes, I have tons of them.

I forget, you haven't seen him in forever.
Yes, let me, sure.

Let's see.
This is it.

This is the most recent.

- How did you say you know my brother?
- we went to school together.

- Really?
- Yes, high school.

Gary was homeschooled.

Who are you really?
What do you want with my brother?

Look, I just need to talk to
him.

You just tell me where he lives
now and I'm out of your way.

What do you mean
where he lives now?

He lives where he
is always lived.

What are you talking about?

Gary?
Get up here.

He's here now?

Of course, he's here now.
His room is in the basement.

What do you want?

This guy says he knows you.

He doesn't, but I know him.

Frankly, I'm surprised to see
you still a free man, Mark.

Why did you set me up?

- [laughter]
- What is he talking about, Gary?

You think I set you up?

Your little brother robbed a
bank, killed someone,

- and I'm being framed for it.
- [laughs] Oh is that right?

- Wow.
- What the hell's so funny?

Oh, that would be quite the feat,
considering that Gary's in an agoraphobic

and hasn't left this house
in over 20 years.

What about all the comments on
my page?

You think just because
I'm fucking with you...

Hey language.
Hey, I will not tolerate that.

- Sorry.
- Calm down, all right.

Why don't you have a seat?
You guys can discuss it.

Sorry, just because I enjoy messing
with your ego purely because I'm bored.

It doesn't mean I'm trying
to frame you.

Whoever's doing this,
it's personal.

It's somebody from your past.

Do you have any enemies?

Everyone has enemies.

Maybe somebody pranked,
somebody didn't like you

were rolling video on them or
somebody that's upset with you

- that you caught them on camera.
- I have filmed with hundreds of people.

My pranks are harmless.

[groans]

[doorbell rings]

[knocking]

Coming.

Hi.

Hi, would you like to buy
some Girl Scout cookies?

Oh, yes, I would love to.

- I'll take one box.
- Thank you.

It's so cute.

Reminds me of when I was a scout.
You look precious.

I'll be right back.
How much?

- $5.
- Five bucks. Got it.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Bye, mom.

See you next year.

Take care.

[background conversation]

[groans]

What the fuck?

if you don't like America
why don't you go and fuck off.

Yes, go home.

Get out of here.

- You got nothing to say?
- Push you in the ocean.

If you don't like America
why don't you go the fuck home.

Yes, get the fuck out of here.

Get out of here.

You're not going nowhere so
fast.

Where you going?
Except the ocean.

Get lost. Go home.

[groans]

Oh shit, it's a bomb.

[screaming] Help me. Help me.

Help.

[groans]

[phone ringing]

911, what is your emergency?

I just saw somebody on the roof
of the Federal Building

with a bomb strapped to them.
I think it's a terrorist attack.

[siren]

[helicopter]

Stop moving. Stop moving.

Put your hands above your head.

Drop to your knees and do it
now.

- Do it now, now.
- [groans]

Now, stop moving.

Stop moving.
[background conversations]

Drop to your knees, drop to
your knees.

Do it now.

Stop moving.

Put your hands in the air.

Hands above the head.

[background noise]
[music]

[screaming]

[explosion]
[screaming]

Good evening. I'm [?].

Hey, listen, I appreciate you
helping me.

I'm sorry I blamed you.

Oh.

Water under the bridge.

It's good.
It's a crazy day.

We're receiving some breaking
news.

Moments ago at the Federal
Building, a man who appeared to have

some type of explosive device strapped
across his chest was ultimately shot

and killed by police
arriving on the scene.

Is this confirmed?

Confirming this, it is
confirmed.

Confirming, I just received word
that the man has been identified

as prominent defense attorney
William Rifkin.

Once again,
for those of you just joining us,

prominent defense attorney,

William Rifkin,
as apparently had been sho

- Nand killed by police.
- Holy shit.

We have Monica Viera reporting
from the scene.

Monica, can you tell us more?

As you can see, I'm standing
right outside the Federal Building

where a man wearing a burqa and
carrying an I hate America sign

was beaten just before it appeared
he was wearing a fake bomb

strapped to himself.

Now, that is when a
law enforcement officer

had to use a deadly force
to stop the attack.

We're being told that the culprit
is a prominent Malibu attorney,

William Rifkin.

Malibu attorney William Rifkin,
a household name in 2012

for defending drug lord Ceasar
Delgado.

- I'm Monica Viera
- That's William.

reporting from the Federal
Building.

Prominent defense attorney
William Rifkin

- This is my attorney.
- Who? You know him?

- by police a the Federal Building.
- This is my fault.

- What are you talking about?
- I'll just go.

[background music]

Raymond.

What's that got to do with my
case?

William Rifkin, the attorney?

Okay. Thanks.

What was that all about?

William Ripkin is dead.

I got to go.

[background noise]

How are you feeling?

I'm doing all right I guess.

I'm just thinking about Mark.

I hope he's okay.

I'm sure it will blow over and
things will get back to normal.

Thanks for letting me stay here
though on such short notice.

Oh my God, of course.

We'll relax watching movie,
have some girl time, do a face mask

and just try not to think about
it?

- How did your day go the other night?
- It was good. Yes.

- Think you'll see him again?
- Yes, I think so.

You're smiling.

I know you're [?].

[typing]

Uploaded.

Oh, my God, Donna, come here.

Malabo attorney William Ripkin who
became a household name in 2012

for defending drug lord Caesar
Delgado.

I'm Monica Viera reporting
from the Federal Building.

- Oh my God.
- That's William.

No.

Oh my God, Julie.

Wait a second.

Oh no, Mark's messaging me.

[phone clicking]

[music]

- I think he's outside.
- I think he's here.

Oh, damn it.

Julie, it's not me.

Mark.

Mark?

Jesus, you scared the shit out
of me.

- Sorry. Where's Mark?
- I don't know.

[?] he always, ridiculous.

[shuts door] [screams]

- Julie. [phone ringing]
- Answer, shit.

- Hello? Yes.
- Jairus, hey, listen, it's Mark.

- Look, Julie is in trouble.
- What?

Okay. Go to Donna's house.

Yes. You're closer to them than
I am.

Yes.

Listen, this could be dangerous
so just be careful, okay?

- [?]
- Okay. Bye-bye.

Fuck.

[engine revving]

[music]

Okay.

Julie?

Donna?

[music]

[clock ticking]

[sound effects]

Julie.

[music]

- Oh, hey, are you okay?
- Okay. [groans]

It's me. Come on.
I'm going to help you up.

Okay, oh man.

- Are you okay?
- [?] and neck.

- What happened?
- I don't know.

My head, I couldn't stop him and
him, them some whatever it was.

Shit, fuck.

Is she?

Yes. She's dead.

No, [screaming] God dude, so
sorry, man.

Oh, no, no, no.
Oh my God.

She wasn't wearing that.
What is she wearing?

She's wearing
one of our Letterman jackets.

Oh my God.

This has to be personal.

Gary said this has to
be something personal.

- Who's Gary?
- It doesn't matter.

It has to be someone from high
school.

Otherwise why the fuck is she
wearing a Letterman jacket?

You pranked everyone in high
school, dude.

- What are you talking about?
- Including [?] other people

found it funnier than others.

Shit, shit.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Paul.

Oh, shit.

[?]

[rock music]

[yelling]

How's this?

I'm the captain of football
team, you know?

I know.

Do you want to fuck me or not?
Donna?

If you're going to be an asshole
I'm going to leave.

Oh, okay. Look.
I'm sorry, don't go.

Okay, lay down, close your
eyes, relax.

Oh, it's amazing.

[rock music]

Didn't know you like boys, Paul.
[laughter]

[screaming]

No, I don't have time to wait.

Tell detective Brandon,
we meet the address, I just gave you.

Get everything he needs.

Come on, dude.
I mean, seriously.

I just got to make one more phone call.
Hold on.

Oh, gosh.

[phone dialing]

[phone ringing]

LAPD Homicide Department.

Hi, is detective Perry
available?

No, she's not.
Can I take your message?

- Please tell her that I know who did it?
- What?

Have her come to 14731.
Can you repeat that, please?

14731 Haner Street, Van
Nuys, California, and hurry.

Okay, let me get this straight.
It's 14731?

[phone ringing]

- Hello?
- Hey, boss.

We ran into a little bit of a
problem.

We're going to lay low for a little bit.
We'll call you later.

[music]

[cricket chirping]

All right, Paul,
these late-night snacks going to my ass.

I'll get us some oranges and we'll
watch our favorite movie, okay?

Hang tight.

- You ready for this?
- Ready as I'm ever going to be.

[knocking]

Hang on.

Hey, I'll be right back, okay?

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Can I help you?
- Is Paul here?

Yes, he's here.

I know it's late.

- I really need to see...
- It's really late.

I know, I'm sorry for that.

- Just a minute. Okay?
- Yes. Absolutely.

- Sure, come on in.
- Thank you.

Paul?
Hey, you have some visitors.

Okay.

What happened to him?

Oh, his dad said it was something
that happened to him in high school.

It's been like this for about 10
years, but it's okay.

We just don't talk about it
much, right?

What are you, just caretaker or
something?

Yes, something.

Does he ever leave?

[laughs] Yes, we like to go
outside, go out in the morning.

He doesn't like loud sound,
so we try to go either late,

late or really early.

Is there something
I can help you, guys, with?

Look, I just need a minute with
him.

I don't think that's really a
good idea.

Please, I grew up with him.

I just need a minute, that's it.

Hey, I'm going to be
right in the next room.

This guy wants to talk to you
for a few minutes.

Be okay, and we'll have a snack.

- You have five minutes.
- Yes.

I'm going to be right in the
next room.

Can I just speak to you over
here?

[music]

Do you remember me, Paul?

I'm sorry to see you like this.

To be honest,
I haven't thought about you in years.

I just went on living my life,
never thinking about the repercussions

of my actions,
but I hated you in high school.

You were mean to so many people,
you were a bully.

I thought I was saving everyone
from you.

I never expected this.

It was a stupid prank.

I know it's too late,

but I am so, so sorry for this.

We were kids.

Stand up.

This's all my fault, okay?

It was just some stupid prank
that I did in high school.

Yes, I heard your confession.

What are you talking about?

He couldn't live with himself
after what you did.

He tried to kill himself, but
he failed.

Now, he's a fucking zombie.

Paul's my son.

You did this to him.

You are Paul's father?

Now, it all makes sense.

Where's Julie?

Just turn the fuck around, all
right?

I'm sorry, I hurt your son,
okay?

I never meant for any of this
to happen.

Sorry?

You're sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Look at him.

Look at him,
he shits and pisses on himself.

You destroyed him, you.

You're right.
I'll do anything you want, okay?

Anything, so please,
please just tell me where Julie is, okay?

- You got to leave her out of this.
- You know, this has always been

about just destroying your life

like you destroyed ours, but I
don't know.

Somehow framing you for the bank
robbery and murder just wasn't enough.

So, you started killing my
friends?

They weren't supposed to die.

- It was an accident.
- You bastard. [screaming]

- Hold back.
- Okay.

I'm just getting started.

I'm going to hurt you
like you hurt my son.

- No, you're not.
- [cocks gun] Put down the gun, detective.

What the fuck are you doing?

Put down the gun detective.

How about Mark?
He robbed the bank.

- He's a killer.
- No, he isn't.

You said it yourself.
We were missing something.

You, were what I was missing.

Look at my son.

[screaming] Look at what he did to my son.
Look at him.

He fucking drools on himself
because of his fucking prank.

Where is the girl?

Jesus fucking Christ.
You're not even listening to me, are you?

She's fine.
She's fine, all right.

She's around here somewhere.
Don't worry about it.

Put the gun down, detective.

Fine.

Fine, I'll put down the gun.

[gunshot] Holy shit.

Holy shit.
You fucking shot her.

What the fuck?
Holy shit.

You fucking killed her.
You fucking shot her.

What the hell did you do?

What are you doing? [crosstalk]

- [?] What are you doing?
- Put the gun down.

All right, everyone.
Shut the fuck up.

Just sit the fuck down.

Put it down.
Put the gun down.

Listen, listen, you can do
whatever you want to me, okay?

Okay.
Just don't hurt anyone else.

Fuck. Fuck.

I didn't want to kill Victoria.

You made me kill her.

[screaming] You made me kill
her, you motherfucker.

You, it's your fucking fault.

Fuck.

All right, we're going to make
this work.

We're the fuck is Julie?

We're going to make this work.
We're going to make this work.

[gunshot]

- Oh my God. [crying]
- You're okay?

You never know when you're
going to need one of these.

One thing my dad made me promise
before I joined the force.

Please tell me
you got everything.

Yeah, I got everything you
asked for.

Thanks for trusting me.

Okay.
Get out of here.

Go find Julie.

- Daris, can you stay with her?
- Yes, I can.

I'm fine.
Get out of here.

- Go. Just go.
- Okay. We'll be right back.

Let's go this way.

[background noise]

Julie.

[screaming] Julie.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry if [?] all this.

[music]

[knocking]

[sea waves]

Oh, hi Victoria.
Come on in.

Just came out to see
how you guys were holding up.

I'm good.
Mark's out back.

Wow.

This place is beautiful.

Glad to see I wasn't wrong
about you.

Is that's so?

- How're you doing?
- Just nothing.

You know, even though you're a prankster,
my instincts told me you were a good guy.

Just promise me no more pranks,
okay?

Hey, it's just about supply and demand.
You know that.

I was fulfilling the public's desire,
but I promise you no more pranks.

Why do I get the feeling
that there's a but coming?

You're too smart to be a cop.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Did you know Braman was
involved?

Not any more than you did, I
guess,

You know, just
because I'm done doesn't mean

there's going to be a void
for long.

Someone is going to fulfill
that supply.

You know that.

I didn't know the damage
that I caused Paul Braman.

It was high school.
It was a long time ago.

Kids do stupid things

Still.

I made fresh lemonade.

Thank you, but I better get
going.

I'll see you around.

I hope not.

Thank you for everything.

[ripple sound]

[bird chirping]

[rap music]

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