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APPLAUSE
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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And welcome back to
the Cornley Drama Festival.
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Once again, apologies for the sign.
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We have had a fantastic
response to the festival with seven
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people writing in to tell us
they enjoyed the show,
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and thousands of other people
also writing in.
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I've given the horse too many
tranquilisers.
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That is not my problem tonight.
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Because first up, we are
in the hands of Sandra Wilkinson.
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APPLAUSE
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Distinct.
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Unique.
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WHISPERS: Moist.
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What do these words have in common?
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They've all been used to
describe my voice, so I've written
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a radio play to present this
evening, not as some have suggested
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because I am in the running to be
the new voice of Marks and Spencers,
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although I am down to the final 80,
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but because I would love nothing
more than to share with you
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how audio drama is made.
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So, please enjoy
A Talented Woman Awakens.
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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
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JAUNTY INTRO MUSIC
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Well, that roast beef was
absolutely delicious, Dad.
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It certainly was, Deborah.
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I adored those Yorkshire puddings
almost as much as the crisp
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golden potatoes and creamy yet fiery
horseradish sauce, 2.99.
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I'll clear the dishes.
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CUTLERY RATTLES
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Deborah, I meant to tell you,
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I'll be hosting the talent show
at the village fete this year.
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Well, you should enter that,
darling, you're ever so talented.
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I couldn't do that, Mum.
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Of course you could, sweetheart.
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There's more to you
than your sensational looks.
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You also have a fantastic
speaking voice,
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and you own your own Pitchtone B+
podcasting microphone.
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Let me pour you a cup of tea, Dad.
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Sugar? Two, please.
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Milk? Just a spot.
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COW MOOS
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Maybe you're right, maybe I should
enter the talent competition.
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I just wish I...
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MAN COUGHS
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..had more confidence.
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You are so dreadfully humble.
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And you're ever so talented.
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Now, come on, Dad, it's well past...
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..your bedtime. Onto the stairlift.
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MICROWAVE HUMS
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PING!
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Now, let's get you tucked in.
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Goodnight, Dad. I'll shut the door.
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CREAK
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BANG!
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See you in the morning.
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SHE PLAYS "MORNING"
FROM PEER GYNT
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BIRDS TWITTER
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Cockadoodle-do!
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Good morning, Mum.
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Morning, darling.
You're ever so talented.
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FIRES THREE SHOTS
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Come in.
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Buenos dias, senorita.
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Miguel, how are you, my dear?
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I am sad because I know
I will never be enough for you.
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Oh, Miguel, our relationship
is too passionate.
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SLURPING
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I have seen there is to be
a talent show at the village fete.
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Soon I will lose you to celebrity.
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My talent is too...
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SPRAYING
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My talent is too wild to be...
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SPRAYING
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Huh!
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My talent is too wild to be caged.
I must perform.
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LACKLUSTRE CHEER
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Come, mount this stallion with me.
We shall ride to the village fete.
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Wake up.
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HORSE NEIGHS GENTLY
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PILLS RATTLE
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Clippity-clop, clippity-clop! Neigh!
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Neigh!
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Here we are at the village fete.
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We have arrived in time
for the hoedown.
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HOEDOWN MUSIC
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I do hope everyone is enjoying
the Barnesbury village fete so far.
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SPEAKS GIBBERISH
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Yeah, just brilliant.
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And huge congratulations to
Benny Webber who correctly spelt
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the word incompetent to win
this year's spelling bee.
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I-N-C-O-M-M-P-
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-E-T-E-N-T-
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-E-N-T-E-N-T...E.
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Incommpentententente.
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And next up in the talent show,
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we have Peter Bodkin
with his one-man clog dance.
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FOOTSTEPS
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BANGING
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FAST RHYTHMIC CLATTERING
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APPLAUSE
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A round of applause for Peter.
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BANGING AND RATTLING
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Next up will be my very
own daughter, who will be
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reciting the entirety of Alfred
Lord Tennyson's The Lady of Shallot.
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Are you ready to perform,
my darling?
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I'm a little bit nervous.
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Don't be nervous.
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Look at the beautiful sunshine
and listen to the birds singing.
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GUNSHOT
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Ladies and gentlemen, here she is,
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showcasing her extraordinary
vocal range, Deborah Davies.
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SHE GASPS
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SHE SPLUTTERS
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SHE COUGHS
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Aaaargh!
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SHE GASPS
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Fantastic.
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And the scores are in.
And the winner is...
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..Deborah Davies.
A round of applause, please.
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COW MOOS
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GUNSHOT
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HORN TOOTS
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There is a storm brewing!
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Thank you for coming.
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And now a word of congratulations
from our mayor.
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SILENCE
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I think this is the beginning
of an extraordinary career.
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Advertising executives
and voice-over agents
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will be calling you every day.
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On 07700 900 381.
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HOARSE AND HIGH-PITCHED:
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My talent has been awakened.
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SHE SOBS
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APPLAUSE
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Next up is my...
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Next up is my play.
I wrote it myself.
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I would like to thank Trevor
for providing the special effects.
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My play is called...
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..Toothpaste, 1.99.
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Sorry, that's a receipt.
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My play is called...
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..Toothpaste, 1.69.
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Enjoy.
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APPLAUSE
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Hello, how much is this toothpaste?
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1.69.
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APPLAUSE
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Well, I think we can all agree
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there are still some cuts
to be found in that play.
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Next up, we have Annie Twilloil.
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Now, people often say we take things
too seriously at the Cornley
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Drama Society
but that wasn't always the case.
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The original troupe performed
a comedy as recently as 1979.
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So, we thought it would be nice
to step outside our comfort zone
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and revisit that
laugh out loud romp tonight.
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This farce has been
classified as Grade C Bawdy
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so some of the more graphic
jokes have had to be censored
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to comply with broadcasting
decency guidelines.
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So, please enjoy
the classic '70s farce entitled
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An Upstanding Member in
a Tight Spot in the Back Office.
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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
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Good morning, Mr Carmichael.
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Good morning, Miss Pennyforth.
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WIND HOWLS
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Ooh, frightfully windy day today,
isn't it? Brrrrr!
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Miss Pennyforth,
have you got a date tonight?
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Oh, yes, sir, a whole bag full.
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COMEDY TRUMPET
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What is she like! Now, tell me,
what appointments do I have today?
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Well, at 11 o'clock, we'll be
having a bit of how's your father?
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Oh.
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And at 11:05, you've got a meeting
with the Archbishop of Canterbury.
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So, we've only got
five minutes together?
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Yes, I thought that would give me
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four minutes to catch up
on paperwork.
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RIM SHOT
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What is she like!
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Don't forget, the Archbishop
is terrified of bees.
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So I best remove these.
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Good thinking, Miss Pennyforth.
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And the Prince of Wales
is coming around at 11:20
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to present you with your OBE.
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COMEDY XYLOPHONE
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The Prince of Wales?
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We best cancel my meeting with
Norman Norde, the nudist Lord.
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Yes, Mr Carmichael.
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Dr Rod Problem dropped round
these little blue pills?
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Sorry.
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Little blue pills.
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Those are for my downstairs problem.
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The leak in the basement?
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COMEDY MUSIC
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I'll leave them
in this drinks cabinet next
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to your anti-anxiety medication.
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Careful,
these bottles look just alike.
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I better go and put on a tie.
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Let me help you with that.
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Thank you, Miss Pennyforth.
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BLEEP! Ooh!
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Righty-oh, then. Time
to clean these windows.
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Oh, these blooming bees.
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BEES BUZZ
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I-N-C-O-M-P-E-T-E-N-T,
incompetent.
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What are you doing?
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I'm the spelling bees.
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Hey, hey, hey, you stop buzzing
in my face! Out of it! Out of it!
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You, pack it in!
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Blooming 'eck!
Someone has left the window open.
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Now there's soap suds
all over the back office.
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I best get in there and clean it
up before someone slips over.
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What a palaver!
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COMEDY MUSIC
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QUIETLY: Right,
I think that's us done.
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Oh, Mrs Carmichael, Leader
of the Opposition and my wife.
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Hope you don't mind, I've popped
in your back corridor. Passage.
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I've popped in your back passage.
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RIM SHOT
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You're early.
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Makes a change, it's usually
you who gets here early. Comes.
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RIM SHOT
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Would you like a drink?
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Oh, yes, you know
I love a strong one.
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A stiff one.
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RIM SHOT
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Oooooh!
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RIM SHOT
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Why are there soap suds
all over this floor?
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My coat is soaked through.
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Oh, dear, I don't think
things could get any worse.
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My mother is coming to
stay for the weekend.
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Looks like I spoke too soon.
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RIM SHOT
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I brought you these flowers
for you to give to her.
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HORSE NEIGHS
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God, she's awake.
Where are the tranquilisers?
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HORSE NEIGHS
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Well, I best get back to
the Commons. Goodbye, darling.
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It's 11 o'clock.
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Time for us BLEEP.
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I've forgotten my bag.
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Quickly, Miss Pennyforth,
hide in the wardrobe.
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BLEEP.
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BLEEP. BLEEP.
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BLEEP. BLEEP.
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Oh, Mr Carmichael. Oh! Oh!
Oooh! Ooh!
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I've forgotten my bag.
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Oh.
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SHE GIGGLES
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I don't think things
could get any worse.
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HORSE NEIGHS
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Everybody, stand back!
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HORSE NEIGHS
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Oh, crikey, I just bought
these shoes from the cobblers.
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And they don't half squeak.
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SHOES SQUEAK
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Get mopping, the Prince of Wales
is coming to give me my O...
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SHOES SQUEAK
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..OBE. And we can't have
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soap suds all over the place.
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COMEDY MUSIC
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You've smashed the window!
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Oh, it's let in a gale.
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WIND HOWLS
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Hey!
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It's blown off our trousers.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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The Archbishop!
Quick, hide in the wardrobe!
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SHOES SQUEAK
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SHOES SQUEAK
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Morning, Carmichael. Cor blimey,
why aren't you wearing trousers, Carmichael?
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Er... Pink polka dots are
all the rage, Archbishop.
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I'm pleased to hear it. Wow!
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Now, Carmichael, I have to
tell you about something that
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happened to me on the way here.
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I came out of my front door and
there were two BLEEP standing there,
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BLEEP with BLEEP...
right up the cloisters.
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Now, Carmichael, I'm here to
talk to you about not building that
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atheist car park over
Canterbury Cathedral.
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But what's this?
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A contract from Car Parks Limited
about building an atheist car
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park over Canterbury Cathedral?
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This is a disgrace, Carmichael.
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I'm telephoning the Vatican
and when they get hold of you,
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you'll be sorrier than I was
when I saw the Pope BLEEP.
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I said... BLEEP...
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..raw buttocks.
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Oh, Mr Carmichael,
I'm starting to panic.
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I don't like being in tight spaces.
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Nor do I.
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RIM SHOT
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Here, take one of my
anti-anxiety pills.
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SLOW SAXOPHONE MUSIC
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Mr Carmichael!
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Quick!
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BOTH: Ooooh!
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I've forgotten my hat.
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Here you go, darling.
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Carmichael!
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Oh, dear, we forgot to cancel
my meeting with Norman Norde,
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the nudist Lord.
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BLEEP.
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What's going on, Carmichael?
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Oooh-oooh-ooh!
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BLEEP...
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What was all that about, Carmichael?
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Don't go near the window.
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WIND HOWLS
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, wha....!
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Whaaaaargh! Ooh!
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Oh, it's blown off my trousers!
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Oh! Ooh!
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How embarrassing!
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Oh!
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How embarrassing.
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Sorry about that, Archbishop.
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Please accept these flowers
with my apologies.
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Thank you, Carmichael.
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BUZZING
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But what's that noise?
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Oh, no!
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Incompetent!
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Bee! Bee! Bee!
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Bees! Bees!
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I'm being chased by a bee.
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CLATTERING AND BANGING
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HORSE NEIGHS
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Here! Take one of my
anti-anxiety pills.
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Thank you, Carmichael.
Could you give me a pill?
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One. Could you give me one?
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RIM SHOT
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SLOW SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS
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Oooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Oooh! Oooh!
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Oh, for the horse!
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I'm here, Carmichael.
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A French maid?
A window cleaner?
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The Archbishop of Canterbury?
And the Leader of the Opposition?
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All at it in the
Chief Whip's office?
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After seeing this,
I can't possibly give you your OBE.
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I'll have to give you a knighthood!
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COMEDY VERSION OF RULE
BRITANNIA PLAYS
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HE LAUGHS FEEBLY
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Heh-heh-heh!
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MUSIC ENDS
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Heh-heh-heh!
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Heh-heh-heh!
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HE LAUGHS FEEBLY
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Thank you.
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That was a farce.
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Now, as you can see, we do appear to
be down a few members of the cast.
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Trevor and I will be taking them
to A&E now. But do not fear...
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But do not fear, the festival
will continue with Jonathan's piece.
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It's a musical ensemble number,
which-which-which...
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..which would have included
the whole cast.
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And it's about a circus. Enjoy.
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APPLAUSE
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MUSIC BEGINS
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Roll-up, roll-up,
come and enjoy the show!
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Jimmy, Missy, Tony, Matty,
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Ricky, Jenny! OK!
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Come on, guys, let's have a song.
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I'll play the keys, you sing along.
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Piano?
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No?
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OK!
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Prepare to see wonders,
thrills and delights
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Magic and marvels,
incredible sights
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I'm Jimmy the juggler
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I'm Missy the mime
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I'm Tony on the unicycle
riding the line
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I'm Magical Matty
with magic, of course
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And Rodeo Ricky,
here with my horse
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I'm Jenny the gymnast
I'll throw you to bits
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When you watch me
doing the splits... Oh!
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Oh, my God. Amazing.
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What a talent.
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..We are the ensemble
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We work as a team
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We are the ensemble
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Together, a circus supreme...
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Take it, Jimmy,
with your amazing juggling!
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..What goes up must come down
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When you're Jimmy the juggler
turn it around...
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Wow, that's amazing. Incredible.
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00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,600
..Throwing and catching
is my thing
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But when I'm not juggling,
I like to sing... Aargh!
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Now, go, Missy, with your mime.
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Hell, yeah!
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00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:33,240
Now, Tony, show us
your skills on the unicycle.
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..You gotta know the motion
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Yeah, you gotta have a feel
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00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,760
When you try to ride a cycle
that's only one wheel
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My clothes are made of leather
but my heart is made of steel
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I used to have a bicycle
but things got real...
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Oh, God!
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..We are the ensemble
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00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,240
We work as a team
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00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,040
We are the ensemble
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00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,800
Together, a circus supreme...
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00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,280
Now, Matty,
marvel us with your magic.
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00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,480
APPLAUSE
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00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,360
..We are the ensemble
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00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,920
We work as a team
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00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,680
We are the ensemble
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00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,280
Together, a circus supreme
413
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:12,960
Together,
a circus supreeeeeeme!
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00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,040
LAUGHTER
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00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,320
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING28620
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