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Ahh, I love that new T-shirt smell.
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Chicks are gonna be up all up in our biz
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when they see us wearing these
Rick and Morty custom tees.
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I bet we could sell these.
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- Hells yeah. I [BLEEP] love merch!
- [THUNDER CRASHES]
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- Aah! The rain! It... It burns!
- Oh, [BLEEP].
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Quick, Morty, protect the shirts!
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- The door! Open the door! Rick!
- Is it...
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Morty, will ya stop tryna...
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- [LOCK CLICKS]
- Okay, there, it's open.
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- Jesus.
- My skin is on fire.
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W-Why is the rain doing that?
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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My acid rain will destroy
all things green and natural
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or my name isn't Diesel Weasel.
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- [LAUGHS EVILLY]
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Huh. Well, that guy's easy to please.
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Your acid rain is an acid pain...
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in the butt, Diesel Weasel!
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- Wow.
- Yikes. Who's the chick
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in need of a dialogue pass?
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First order of business is
to clean up this acid rain
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- with a little wind!
- Yoww!
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Ow! Ow, my leg!
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Wow.
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And now an elemental punch
that's too hot to handle!
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Wa-kah!
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Oh, wow.
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Curse you, Planetina!
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I'll get you next slime!
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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There's only one solution
for Earth's pollution...
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- you!
- [TING!]
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- Wow.
- Morty, if you say "wow"
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one more time, I swear to [BLEEP] God...
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Are you crazy, Rick? She's right there!
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Yeah, get that aluminum, Morty.
It's 8% of the Earth.
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We'll need every atom.
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Thanks! Every litter-bit helps!
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[GASPS] Your problem!
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- Excuse me?
- S-Sorry. I-I-I wanted to say,
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"N-No problem, you're welcome,"
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a-a-and it came out "your problem."
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[CHUCKLES] I-I'm an idiot. Sorry.
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You're not an idiot. You recycled.
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- I-I'm Morty.
- Nice to meet you, Morty.
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I'm Planetina, and I hope
you have a wonderful day.
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- [HORN HONKS]
- RICK: Hey! The [BLEEP] we doin' here?
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Uhh, y-y-you like soft serve?
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There's a shop around the bend.
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Oh, I don't eat ice cream.
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Veal is a product of the dairy industry.
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Oh, that's not good.
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- No, it is not.
- [HORN HONKS]
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Oh, my God! Come on!
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- Let's go!
- I know a place that serves
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cruelty-free doughnuts.
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If you'd like, I could fly
you and your friend there
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easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.
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Okay, I-I-I'll ask him.
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He... He said he can't come. Let's go!
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What the [BLEEP] was that shit?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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PLANETINA: The Earth is in danger!
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Pollution and waste
are ruining our planet.
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Mother Nature has enlisted
the help of four young adults
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from each major ethnicity...
and when things look bad,
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and I mean really bad...
they combine the powers
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of their elemental rings to create me!
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Planetina, conservationist super person!
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There's only one solution...
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for Earth's pollution... you!
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P-Pretty cool, huh? I-I can't believe
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I actually hung out with Planetina.
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How old is this woman?
She looks very mature.
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She's a sentient amalgam
of natural elements,
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so I don't believe age applies to her.
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Great. Taylor Murphy dumps me
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the day before his hella-big pool party
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and my little brother's dating
a phase four super hero.
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Just shoot me in the
[BLEEP] head until I die.
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Hey, hey, none of that, Summerfest.
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Look what you're doing to your
sister, you piece of [BLEEP].
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- Is it weird that she hasn't texted me yet?
- Yes.
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- No.
- What if I told you
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that your Grandpa Rick's
got something up his sleeve
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that's so Rick-diculous that
it's gonna make you forget
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all about that stupid
asshole that dumped you?
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- [PLATES CLATTER]
- Hey, my egg plate!
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Morglutz, Slartivart, and Ferkus 9...
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three planets are all ending
in a delayed succession
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of cataclysmic events.
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A jam like this comes around
only once in a lifetime.
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Morglutz's sun is going supernova,
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Slartivart is falling into a black hole,
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and Ferkus 9 is getting "Deep
Impact"-ed by an asteroid.
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They're all having a
major, final blow out...
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and I'm gonna drug it up and suck it up
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before each one goes ka-blamo,
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and I'm taking my favorite
grandkid along with me!
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- Hells yeah.
- 10 seconds on Morglutz,
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and you'll be up to your neck
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in I-could-give-two-[BLEEP]-
about-what's-his-ass.
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And also herpes.
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- Um...
- Oh, my God, thank you, Grandpa Rick!
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I'm gonna go pack my rollie.
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Um, Summer? I-I-I haven't
given you my approval yet.
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- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Summer, approval is yet to be given here!
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- [PHONE CHIMES]
- There's a huge forest fire
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like 200 miles from here!
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This is amazing!
Planetina's bound to be there.
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Mom, I-I need the credit card
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- to buy a train ticket.
- Absolutely not.
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Mom, this is the biggest
wildfire of the year!
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- You're not going!
- You're not going!
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Da [BLEEP] I'm not. Last time I checked,
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- this wasn't Russia.
- It's not Russia, Jerry.
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My heart is broken, and
I deserve to let loose,
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and if you don't like it, you
can suck my bigger [BLEEP].
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Adiós, C-words.
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Morty, I don't want you getting hurt.
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- Please, think this over.
- I don't want to think!
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I want to see a girl I like.
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If you don't want to help me,
I'll find my own goddamn way
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- to the wildfire.
- [DOOR SLAMS]
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[DOOR SLAMMING]
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- I'll get the wine.
- Thank you.
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The Governor has implemented
a mandatory evacuation.
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Abandon all hope, people!
Nothing will stop this fire.
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- Nothing! Scratch that!
- [AIR WHOOSHING]
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Here's Planetina, Savioress of Earth!
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Yeeouch! Talk about a hot foot.
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Better put this wildfire on ice!
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MORTY: Come here, little buddy.
Come on, come on, come on,
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I gotcha.
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Morty?! What are you doing here?
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Oh, hey! Y-You're here, too?
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Yeah, I heard about
the wildfire back home,
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and, you know, I stopped
by to lend a hand.
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H-Here you go, fella. All safe now.
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[CHUCKLES] Ahh, rabbits...
al-always hopping...
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Never stoppin'.
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Y-Yeah.
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S-So it was, uh, great hanging...
hanging out the other day.
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I-I was getting kind of a...
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I mean I-I got kind
of a p-positive vibe.
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Oh, good. I was putting one out.
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I-I really like you.
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Holy [BLEEP]. I-I-I mean,
uh, well, oh, all right.
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Next step, you w-want to go out again?
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I do! But, uh, Morty, I have kids.
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Oh, I-I-I'll get along with
them. I'm-I'm a kid.
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No, I mean the four kids
that bring me into existence
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by combining the power
of their elemental rings
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so I can save Earth from
ecological disasters.
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Oh, them! No, I-I know about them.
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I-I like them.
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Oh, good. Well, here they are now.
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Hey, buddy, you want an autograph?
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That's 20 bucks a pop.
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No, Eddie, he's my friend.
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Morty, these are my
kids, The Tina-Teers.
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- Oh, hey.
- Tina, girl, have you gained weight?
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Uh, well, I had a plant-based
doughnut yesterday.
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- Just a half.
- Sugar is worst thing for figure, darling.
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You want to be ugly?
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Heh, I-I thought they'd be younger.
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They've been manifesting
me since the mid-'90s.
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A lot has changed since then.
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This is freaking you out, huh?
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It is a lot to take in.
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I understand.
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Well, I guess I'd better go.
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See you around.
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Hi-de-ho, TV 58!
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Planetina, you single-handily saved
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a National Forest with ease.
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I do what I can, but
I can't do it alone!
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And who's your friend over there?
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Oh! This is Morty Smith.
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He traveled 200 miles just to
save a rabbit from the fire.
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He's a very special guy.
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So, are you two dating?
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Oh, um, w... I-I-I...
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Yes, we are.
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['80S POP MUSIC PLAYS]
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- [BLEEP] love.
- [BLEEP] love.
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- All right, time to set the rules.
- Lay it on me.
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- No whining.
- Done.
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- No crying.
- As if.
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And absolutely, positively
no getting attached.
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We're here to smash max
ass... quantity over quality.
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- Deal?
- Deal! I'm gonna eat so much [BLEEP],
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you're gonna shit.
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Check this out. This is
gonna be me at the party...
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b-b-laaaah!
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B-b-blaaaah! Oh, is
that another [BLEEP].
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Don't mind if I... b-b-blaaaah!
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Ho-ho! This'll be me across the room...
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"Excuse me, miss. It appears that
you have an uneaten [BLEEP].
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Allow me... lalalalalaaah!
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- Lalalalalaaah!
- B-b-blaaaah!
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- B-b-blaaaah!
- _
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Whoo! [BLEEP] super nova party!
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Love is a lie! Hack the planet!
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The world's ending, and for some reason,
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I want to die with you
more than anyone else.
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- [GIGGLES] Wow!
- Yo, Rick, don't look now,
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but someone's giving you the big eye.
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[VOMITING]
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'Scuse me. I got to see
a man about a horse
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- I'd rather have sex with.
- Aah!
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- Hello.
- I'm Rick. Hey.
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So, the world's ending,
and for some reason,
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I want to die with you
more than anyone else.
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- Hello.
- SUMMER: Have fun, Grandpa Rick!
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No commitments!
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♪ I flew to you on an airplane ♪
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_
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- [KEYS TAPPING]
- _
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♪ I was afraid that
you gave me strength ♪
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_
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_
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- ♪ Forever, birds were soul twin loves ♪
- _
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_
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- ♪ Baby, come back to me ♪
- _
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♪ Baby, come back like it was ♪
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Surprise!
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- What are you doing here?
- Mmm!
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I told my kids I went
out to recycle batteries.
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All kidding aside,
everyone should discard
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used batteries at
proper disposal centers
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instead of tossing them
into a regular waste bin.
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Thanks for the tip.
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♪ Flowers never last forever ♪
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- ♪ But we can make it past forever ♪
- [DOLPHINS SQUEAKS]
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♪ Baby, come home to me ♪
242
00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,636
♪ Baby, you're home with me ♪
243
00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,240
[CHEERING]
244
00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:35,530
Solus is collapsing in five zip-zops.
245
00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:36,580
If we time it right,
246
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,750
we can [BLEEP] together
as the sun explodes.
247
00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:39,920
Sounds ah-mazing.
248
00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:42,120
Say, I think I left my
purse back at the bar.
249
00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,020
Can both of you go get it for me?
250
00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,340
Anything for you, Mrs. Obama.
251
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,640
Time to ghost, Grandpa Rick.
252
00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,040
RICK: Righty-right. Meet me at the car.
253
00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,493
One of these has to be
hers. Where'd she go?
254
00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:53,879
I guess we'll have to start without her.
255
00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:54,900
Oh, her loss.
256
00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,700
B-b-blaaaaaaaaah!
257
00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:00,686
Whoo! Planet number two, let's do it!
258
00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,740
Sorry, I took so long.
I had to ditch some clingers.
259
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,820
[SLURRING] Let's do it.
Up the [BLEEP], y'all.
260
00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,180
- Geez, you okay to drive?
- Shiii!
261
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,220
'Course, I-I-I'm mable.
262
00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,594
Bu[BURPS]ckle up.
263
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:14,020
[CRASHING]
264
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,850
Yeah!
265
00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:18,102
Whoo!
266
00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,840
- The best week of my life!
- DAPHNE: Hello.
267
00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,272
- What was that?
- Nothin'.
268
00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:25,420
Who wants to see the most
radadelic lady-version
269
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,860
- of a super hero?
- [CHEERING]
270
00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,695
- Fire!
- Water!
271
00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:31,000
- Air!
- And Dirt!
272
00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:34,576
[CROWD GASPS]
273
00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:36,900
Oh, no, the convention. Morty, wake up!
274
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:37,989
- We overslept.
- What's happening?
275
00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,360
Hey, there's a little boy on her!
276
00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,040
Oh, d-d-drop the curtain!
277
00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:42,980
- There is no curtain!
- Idiots, zap her away!
278
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,700
No, no, no. Wait, I-I...
279
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,840
- Whoa!
- Security!
280
00:09:45,860 --> 00:09:47,466
What did you do? B-Bring her back!
281
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,719
- No! Let me go!
- Sorry, folks.
282
00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,540
Planetina will be back in a moment.
283
00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,960
Until then, who wants
a limited edition Funko
284
00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:55,764
- for only $50?
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
285
00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:57,560
This is very bad.
286
00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,120
We are about to close deal.
287
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,420
- We cannot afford controversy.
- Don't you worry.
288
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,063
I know how ta deal with this Morty kid.
289
00:10:04,064 --> 00:10:06,024
_
290
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,527
[CHEERING]
291
00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:11,820
Hey, a bunch of us are
going over to Hibler's place
292
00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:13,180
to shoot ourselves.
293
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,440
Y-You want to come with?
294
00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:16,840
Sorry, but no man's tying
down Sum-Sum tonight.
295
00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:19,156
- Hit the dicks.
- Your loss, honey.
296
00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:21,966
You could have had allllllll this.
297
00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:24,020
- [SOBS]
- Hey, check it out!
298
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,239
There's old people dancing!
299
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,860
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
300
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:32,050
♪ ♪
301
00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,820
Damn, girl. Your moves is tight.
302
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,060
- Hello.
- SUMMER: Rick!
303
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,520
What the WTF is that
Morglutzian doing here?
304
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,646
Morglutzian? She's...
She's not Morglutzian.
305
00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:45,180
She's the only blue person
here without three eyes!
306
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,840
Okay, fine. B-Busted.
Thi-Thi-This is, uh, Daphne.
307
00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,359
Daphne, this is Summer,
my granddaughter.
308
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,526
Granddaughter? Hello.
309
00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:53,109
Daphne heard about
our little party crawl,
310
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,389
and I told her she could come with.
311
00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:55,407
I-I-In the trunk.
312
00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:56,740
What in the actual [BLEEP], Rick?
313
00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:58,300
We said no commitments!
314
00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,200
This was to be our
Apocalypse Party-crawl!
315
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:02,497
You broke the rules!
316
00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:04,676
Squares follow rules, Summer.
Daphne's down to freak.
317
00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:07,206
She's up for any [BURPS] sick,
nasty thing I want to do.
318
00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:09,254
- Hello.
- Oh, yeah, baby.
319
00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:11,173
[BOTH MOANING]
320
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,880
All right, fellas, take five.
321
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,886
He ain't gonna give me any trouble.
322
00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,620
- [LOCK CLICKS]
- MORTY: Where's Planetina?
323
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,239
- Don't you worry about her.
- I want to see her!
324
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,956
Planetina's got a lot
of responsibilities.
325
00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:24,896
People depend on her.
And you, my friend,
326
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,100
are a distraction we
can't afford right now.
327
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,690
She's just a product to you, isn't she?
328
00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,200
Something to make money off of.
329
00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:31,800
W-Well, Planetina's more than that.
330
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,862
She's a brilliant, living
thing, and I love her.
331
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,948
Oh, you love her? Well, guess what.
332
00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:38,242
We own her.
333
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,636
But not for long, of course.
334
00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:41,995
We're gonna sell her
to some Arab overseas.
335
00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:43,420
Fire.
336
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,832
As for you, maybe she
won't love you so much
337
00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,793
if you ain't so pretty no more.
338
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,419
- Stop! Yah!
- Ow!
339
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,780
Y-You want to [BLEEP] with me? Do you?
340
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,340
Stupid [BLEEP] shit hole!
341
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,240
- Aaaaaah!
- [GRUNTS]
342
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,329
GUARD: Boss, what's
happening? Let us in!
343
00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:59,513
- Aah!
- [SPITS]
344
00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:01,181
Fire!
345
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,391
[SCREAMING]
346
00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,500
Fire!
347
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,340
Can we conclude our business?
348
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,860
I'm eager to celebrate my
purchase of Planetina over dinner,
349
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,440
and these infant seals
aren't getting any younger.
350
00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,176
Momentarily, comrade.
351
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:17,446
Soon, our partner will return.
352
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,574
Ugh! What is taking Eddie so long?
353
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:21,116
His phone keep going to voicemail.
354
00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:23,320
EDDIE: ♪ Start leaving a message ♪
355
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,360
♪ I can't make it to the phone ♪
356
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,326
Just kidding. It's Eddie.
Go [BLEEP] yourself.
357
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,380
[VOICEMAIL BEEPS]
358
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,002
Which one of you ordered a pizza?
359
00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,837
No one order pizza. What is this?
360
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:35,716
Well, I got a cheesy Italian,
extra crispy just for you.
361
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,866
I know those cheek bones
like they're me own!
362
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,460
- It's Eddie!
- [BLEEP] Mother!
363
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,640
- Kill him!
- Stone!
364
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,670
- Stone!
- Fire!
365
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:46,101
Aah!
366
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,480
- Airs!
- [AIR WHOOSHING]
367
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,180
Cold Water! Cold Water!
368
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,980
Dirt!
369
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,070
Fire!
370
00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:58,238
Wa...
371
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,324
- [SCREAMING]
- Airs.
372
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:03,520
Now we can be together, Planetina.
373
00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:05,330
I am an individual character.
374
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,590
- I represent no group.
- Fire!
375
00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:09,666
- Aaah!
- Water! Dirt! Airs!
376
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,001
[SCREAMING]
377
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,050
Aah!
378
00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:15,200
Not good!
379
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:18,091
[BABY SEALS GROWLING, BARKING]
380
00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:19,180
Blib...
381
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,420
Naga...
382
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,520
Threve...
383
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,760
Verillex... Gam!
384
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,760
Happy Apocalypse!
385
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,586
- Oh, my gaaah!
- This is awful!
386
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,750
Why were we cheering?!
387
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:32,520
[RUMBLING]
388
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:36,126
Hello. Got any agua around here?
389
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,440
Mama's got to hydrate.
390
00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:38,660
Glove box.
391
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,920
Oh, yeah.
392
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:44,034
Rick is the coolest guy ever.
393
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:45,452
We're total soul mates.
394
00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:48,320
He's gonna show me the
wonders of the universe.
395
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,940
Ha! Once we get to the next planet,
396
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,400
Grandpa Rick is gonna
ditch you, like, so fast.
397
00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:54,294
- Oh, is that so?
- Uh-huh,
398
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,460
nobody is tying that guy down... ever.
399
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,924
The only chick seeing the
universe with Rick is me.
400
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,968
Not if I keep Rick's
mouth full of these.
401
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:04,554
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
402
00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,890
Oh, yeah. That's right, girlfriend.
403
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,886
This is what you're up against.
404
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,896
Wars were fought over these.
405
00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:14,280
They've ruined kings,
inspired presidents.
406
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,067
A hundred songs and
nine national anthems
407
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,966
have been written about them.
408
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:22,280
Best set of elbow-titties on Morglutz.
409
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:26,760
And now, thanks to Rick,
the best in the galaxy.
410
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,040
You want me to put them away?
411
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,320
- Please.
- Sure.
412
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:32,040
But only because you're
Rick's granddaughter.
413
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,360
Daph? Daphne?
414
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,580
Where are ya, baby? Papa
needs some more elbow grease.
415
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,480
Comin'! Ya might want to
keep your eyes on the road.
416
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,780
It's about to get sloppy.
417
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,586
- Hello!
- Hello.
418
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,970
- Ugh!
- [LOUD MOANING, BED CREAKING]
419
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:48,150
Then I put my sunglasses on and
walked out like nothing happened.
420
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:50,851
I'm finally free. All because of Morty.
421
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:52,500
What a romantic story
422
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,940
about our son killing
a room full of people.
423
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,481
Your turn.
424
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,700
Uh, seven.
425
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,985
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!
426
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,470
Oyyy, don't punch my lunch!
427
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:03,680
A-ha! Eat it!
428
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,940
I'm out of food cards.
429
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,146
How 'bout I loan you two quiche at 10%?
430
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,820
That's so generous.
431
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,454
My turn!
432
00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,456
Double sixes, baby!
433
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,640
- One, two, three...
- So, what's next for Planetina?
434
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,930
Well, now that I'm not
distracted by book signings
435
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:17,961
and publicity stunts,
436
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:20,540
Morty and I can concentrate
on more important things.
437
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,760
- Like school.
- Like moving in.
438
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,500
Planetina doesn't have
a place to stay now,
439
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,779
so I said she could live with us.
440
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,095
Holy shit. Morty, no.
441
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,399
- I'm so full!
- What do you mean, no?
442
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,020
- Whoo! [LAUGHS]
- Don't punch my lunch.
443
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,600
I wouldn't be a burden, Mrs. Smith.
444
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,840
I only want to spend as much
time as possible with your son.
445
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,046
My son is 14, miss.
446
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:38,815
I'm sorry, Morty. You're way too young.
447
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,260
But y-y-y-you were a teenager
when Dad got you pregnant.
448
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,540
I was 17! That's at
least 26 in boy years.
449
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,380
I'm sure Planetina is very nice,
but when you're a teenager,
450
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,742
love is fleeting, at best.
451
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,180
You underestimate Morty.
452
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,960
He is a very mature young man.
453
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,788
See, Mom? I told you!
454
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,950
This is not happening.
End of discussion.
455
00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:58,336
Planetina, I think you
should leave, please.
456
00:15:58,350 --> 00:16:01,170
- Okay, Mrs. Smith.
- Oh, no! [BELCHES]
457
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,200
Mom, I hate you!
458
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,779
- You suck!
- Hey, now, it's only a game.
459
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:04,799
- BETH AND MORTY: Shut up!
- Okay.
460
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,560
My whole life, I've
never fit in anywhere.
461
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,679
Everything I have to say is
always met with an eye roll
462
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,840
as if the act of hearing what I have
to say is some exhausting chore.
463
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,560
Nobody in this family thinks I
can say or do anything right!
464
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:16,719
I've been all over the universe,
met hundreds of people,
465
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,859
and Planetina's the
only one I've ever met
466
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,480
that makes me feel like I belong,
467
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,079
and you just kicked
her out of our house!
468
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,820
- Morty, please...
- I will never forgive you for this!
469
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:29,366
♪ Get the sword and throw it far ♪
470
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,090
♪ Let it shine under the morning star ♪
471
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:34,800
- Morty! Morty, come back!
- [AIR WHOOSHING]
472
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:42,712
♪ Who are you? ♪
♪ Who am I to you? ♪
473
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,968
- ♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪
- [LIGHTNING CRACKLING]
474
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:50,554
♪ ♪
475
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:55,550
♪ Fallen from the sky with grace ♪
476
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:59,100
♪ Into your arms race ♪
477
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,981
_
478
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,019
♪ ♪
479
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,151
_
480
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,310
Get out! All of you, get out of there!
481
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:15,740
- You're killing the planet!
- Your people didn't get the votes.
482
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,247
Leave, or I'll have you arrested.
483
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:19,040
It's you people who should be arrested.
484
00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:22,086
Gutting the land, poisoning
the air your children breathe?!
485
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,740
- Can't you see what you're doing?!
- Easy for you to say!
486
00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:25,956
You can live how you want!
487
00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,940
We need the jobs. Let's go, boys.
488
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,801
She can't stop us.
489
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,340
- W-We'll get them next time.
- There's no time left!
490
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,629
Can't you hear the Earth screaming?
491
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:37,080
- You filthy murderers!
- Planetina, stop it!
492
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:41,159
There's only one solution
for Earth's pollution!
493
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,355
[SCREAMING]
494
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,982
Oh, my God, no.
495
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,278
♪ Who am I to you? ♪
496
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,320
♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪
497
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:53,491
No!
498
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,160
_
499
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:59,700
I can't believe I'm banging my
co-workers. And I'm the boss!
500
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,526
This gay sex with my Dad is terrific!
501
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,877
What was I thinking?
502
00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:05,480
It'll all be over soon!
503
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,750
Last chance to pee on me! Anyone?!
504
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,430
Okay, Grandpa, the meteor's almost here.
505
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,843
- We can go now.
- Ah, nah, we still got time.
506
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,266
Well, then stop being in
love and start having fun.
507
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,936
Ah, love's pretty fun, Summer.
Just give it a chance.
508
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,200
It's not even real love!
509
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,660
Daphne's just with you so
she can keep surviving!
510
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,860
Ah, the young... so naive.
511
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,520
[FOOTSTEPS SQUISHING]
512
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,691
[SQUISHING]
513
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,818
[GROANS]
514
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,880
Eww, gross.
515
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,626
[ENGINE STARTS]
516
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,880
[WINDSHIELD SQUEAKING]
517
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,120
[EXPLOSION]
518
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,586
Congratulations, Ferkisians!
519
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,760
Your apocalypse is aborted.
520
00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:49,360
And, Grandpa, you and I can go home.
521
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,660
Daphne, you may come with.
522
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,820
If you want to and don't have to.
523
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,219
I don't know what you're
getting at, Summer.
524
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,013
Obviously, Daphne wants to...
525
00:18:57,030 --> 00:19:00,046
Aw, you cold bitch. Hello?
526
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:02,185
Goodbye.
527
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,600
Hey, she's the one that saved the world!
528
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,300
Now we got to go to work tomorrow!
529
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,620
[ALL BOOING]
530
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,775
You [BLEEP].
531
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,230
Sorry I messed things up with Daphne.
532
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,640
Just shut up. I get it.
533
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,740
- Really? You're not mad?
- I'm furious.
534
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,070
But I have to admit,
it was pretty Rick of you
535
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,280
to avert an apocalypse
in a tantrum of cynicism
536
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,936
just to destroy one dumb relationship.
537
00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:27,860
Still, sorry.
538
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,520
Eh, I would've done the same for you.
539
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,440
Promise?
540
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,460
- Love you, Grandpa Rick.
- Don't make it weird.
541
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,049
[PHONE CHIMES]
542
00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,266
_
543
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:46,470
- [KEYS TAPPING]
- _
544
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,522
[PHONE CHIMES]
545
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:52,068
Please go. I-I-I can't see you anymore.
546
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,020
Don't you even want to
try to make it work?
547
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,990
- We were so close.
- You murdered 300 people.
548
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,324
And you murdered my kids.
549
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,706
They were gonna sell you away forever.
550
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,360
Eddie was trying to kill me!
551
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,360
Th-Those miners were innocent.
552
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:07,100
Those innocent miners
voted men into power
553
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,340
to protect their precious jobs
554
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,719
so they can buy more plastic garbage
555
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,269
and eat the corpses of tortured animals.
556
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,140
The system is broken, Morty.
557
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,480
This is the only way I can save Earth,
558
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,300
the only way I can save you.
559
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,396
If that's the only way,
I-I don't want to be saved.
560
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:25,760
- Please, go.
- But... I love you.
561
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,560
I-I-I can't... I-I can't love you.
562
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:29,940
I-I just can't.
563
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,380
- Please understand.
- No. [SNIFFLES]
564
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,654
I'll go, but don't you dare
ask me to understand.
565
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:39,032
Planetina, I-I'm so sorry.
566
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,659
[BLEEP] you.
567
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,460
Morty? Are you all right?
568
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,133
She's gone, Mom! She's gone!
569
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,366
[SOBS] I loved her so much!
570
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,106
I know you did, honey.
571
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,780
- [CRYING]
- Shh, Mommy's here.
572
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:11,100
♪ Let it shine under the morning star ♪
573
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:16,152
♪ Who are you? ♪
♪ Who am I to you? ♪
574
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,530
♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪
575
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:29,160
♪ Fallen from the sky with grace ♪
576
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:35,672
♪ Into your arms ♪
577
00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:44,179
_
578
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:46,210
[DOOR BELLS JINGLE]
579
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:49,380
[CLEARS THROAT]
580
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,520
- Good morning.
- 'Morning.
581
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,150
- Slow day, huh?
- Yep.
582
00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:58,440
Probably because everybody thought
583
00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:03,080
the world wouldn't be,
you know, like, here today.
584
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,780
- Mm-hmm.
- Mom in back?
585
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,520
Mom's not talking to us.
586
00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:08,160
Because we had sex?
587
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:09,420
Yes. Uh, yeah.
588
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,036
That makes sense.
589
00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:15,086
Happy birthday, by the way.
590
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,709
[SIGHS]
591
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:22,135
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