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My last relationship lasted six years.
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Emma, that's my ex, she moved in,
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and she brought with her
her 7‐year‐old daughter, Lucy.
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Emma thought a hard break
would be best for Lucy.
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Really haven't spoken to her since.
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All in favor of evicting all three
members of Murder, She Wrote?
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Terrific!
My girlfriend's been stabbed.
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I'm losing my home now?
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I have a big solo tomorrow night.
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Would it be okay if I came
to see you tomorrow?
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I mean, after all,
I'm dating the first chair bassoonist,
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and I've never even seen you play.
I think it would make me too nervous.
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The youngest first chair bassoonist
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in our symphony's history.
Ms. Allison Tipton.
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Tox report's back.
Tim Kono was poisoned!
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He was already dead when he was shot.
This was a crime of passion.
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Romantic fury,
the desire to see someone suffer
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before you blow their brains out!
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We certainly heard a late night visitor.
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Tim was seeing someone?
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I never heard a woman scream like that.
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You think his sex toys
could reveal anything?
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I don't know. What is this?
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Exotic Instruments...
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Why is there a bassoon cleaner
in Tim's sex toy box?
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♪
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Twenty‐three seconds.
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♪
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That's the time I spent
when I was actually alive
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with three people on an elevator.
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And it's lead to all this.
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Just 23 seconds.
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My name is Tim Kono.
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I lived in apartment 9A
here at the Arconia.
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Approximately 12 minutes from now,
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I will be murdered.
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But, let's not rush this.
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Get to know a fellow a little before
he tells you how he died, right?
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I was never very good with people.
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Never really felt lonely though.
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That came later.
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After Mabel...
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and Oscar and Zoe.
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The loneliness came
after I lost all of that.
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So, when someone
comes along and reminds you
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that we all deal with the same shit...
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...sometimes, you welcome them in,
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with inhibitions lowered,
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with arms wide open.
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♪
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No fucking way!
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We have to tell Charles!
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He's gonna hate us!
He already hates us.
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Mabel!
What?
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What a terrific goddamn
finale this is gonna be.
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Oliver, he could be in danger.
Right, right. For sure.
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But that might not be so bad either.
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Charles!
Charles!
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Okay, we‐we gotta break the door down.
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Excuse me? We weigh 125 combined.
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Oh, thank you. It's the dips. Come on.
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Okay. One... two...
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Go, Mabel, go!
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Ow!
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Oh my god, she's gotten to you already.
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What's going on?
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So, funny story...
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You're sleeping with a murderer!
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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♪ bassoon playing ♪
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You two could not look
more crazy right now.
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For the record,
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it's not fun for me
to tell you any of this.
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Nor I. Nor does it give me pleasure
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to remind you that you're being recorded.
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He is dating the potential killer, Mabel!
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The rules are changing by the minute!
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Jan lives on the sixth floor.
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Tim was carrying someone else's trash bag
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full of suicide notes and cocktail glasses
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from the sixth floor. So,
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I know this isn't easy to hear, but...
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we found out that Tim was having
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some sort of romantic thing with‐‐
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Jan was fucking Tim Kono! I'm sorry,
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we're recordings.
You know, we gotta pace it up.
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That's ridiculous.
I know,
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but before you look too
shocked by their age difference,
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maybe you wanna look at the two of you.
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I am not going down
one of your idiotic rabbit holes.
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I searched all of Tim's cellphone.
Jan wasn't anywhere on it.
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Well, maybe he deleted her,
or she deleted herself.
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Are you forgetting someone stabbed her?
Oh, right.
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I forgot the real killer decided
not to kill Jan. By the way,
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I've had worse injuries shucking oysters!
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You have to leave.
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I can't hear any more of your insanity.
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This is the first romantic
relationship I've had in years!
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Why are you trying to ruin it for me?
We're not,
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but, Charles...
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Where is Jan right now?
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She's a... she's a‐a‐at the symphony,
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still playing. I left early.
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And why'd you do that?
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♪
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Why are you still here?
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Just please...
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look at what's in front of you,
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and be careful.
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Jesus...
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So, Jan is still at the symphony.
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Mm‐hmm.
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Which means, she's not currently...
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Mm‐hmm.
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Charles?
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I raced here right at intermission.
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They won't notice I'm gone.
Which is, well,
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pretty devastating to say
out loud, honestly.
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Anyway, I'm mortified.
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I don't know why I lied to you
about being first chair.
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I think it has to do with
being beaten out by a child.
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Maybe this is why all the adult doctors
were always so mean to Doogie Howser.
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I lost a Golden Globe to him once.
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I'm sorry.
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About that Globe.
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And this.
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I should've told you.
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Then I could've invited you, which is what
I wanted to do in the first place,
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until I got weird.
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Charles, your nose.
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It's from earlier.
Are you sure?
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That looks fresh.
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Can I get you some ice?
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Maybe we can have a drink?
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Maybe we can have 12 drinks?
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Come on in.
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You almost let me break
my scapula earlier, and you could do this?
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Charles taught me.
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I taught him how to use Postmates,
and he taught me how to do this.
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Aw. You two, I swear.
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It's like watching Paper Moon
for the first time all over again.
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When I saw you in
the audience, I felt terrified.
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Here.
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Oh, that's nice. Thank you.
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And I thought, "That's it. He's just
always gonna think the worst of me now."
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That could never happen.
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Can we toast to that?
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Oh. Did I leave that here?
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Uh, we found that in
Tim Kono's apartment.
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It's a bassoon cleaner.
Why would Tim have that?
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No idea.
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Hold on. The murdered guy
also played bassoon?
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I mean, what are the odds of that?
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Do you think the killer
is targeting bassoonists?
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Wait...
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You're not thinking that I‐‐
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No.
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Oliver and Mabel are.
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But not me.
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I would, too.
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Jeez.
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So, do you think Tim Kono‐‐
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Can we not talk about
Tim Kono right now?
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Of course.
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What do you wanna talk about?
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♪
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That I think I'm falling
in love with you.
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Oh.
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Well, that's interesting.
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Because I think I'm falling
in love with you, too.
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Well...
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that is a relief.
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Yeah.
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It's usually less awkward when
it happens to both people.
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Hm.
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Doesn't exactly scream killer, does it?
Where do we start?
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Did you ever listen to that
podcast Baker's Dozen?
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Oh, classic.
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Midwestern bake‐off winner
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dismembers 12 ladies
trying to take her title.
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Kinda picture her place like this.
Yeah.
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Do you remember where they found
all the evidence she was hiding?
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But let me use it first. I need to go.
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You know what's crazy?
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I think I would love you
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even if you did kill Tim Kono.
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Which is super crazy because
I've broken up with people
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for whispering loudly in movies.
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Or chewing weird.
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Wow, Charles.
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That's real love. Yeah.
I know, right?
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You're not drinking much.
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Oh, I'm not drinking at all.
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I'm taking...
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stage sips.
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Because there's poison in it.
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♪
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It's what you did with Tim Kono, right?
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A breakup drink before you
shot him with his own gun?
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I'm still not sure why you
poisoned the cat though.
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I didn't do that.
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All I can think is
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she came in the window afterwards,
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and maybe...
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I know, right?
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Ugh!
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Oh god! This is so hot, Charles.
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Just super exciting to be
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totally open together,
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and just let it all hang out...
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Woof!
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Hey, come here.
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She's a poisoner...
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...who uses a label maker?
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The saddest thing about this
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is that if Jan weren't a murderous maniac
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she'd be perfect for Charles.
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♪
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So you were seeing Tim Kono?
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Hello. I'm a sucker
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for lonely guys with
notable age differences
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I meet on elevators.
I think you know that.
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And Tim came to see you the day he died.
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He did. Which was also
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two days after he broke up with me.
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Not insignificant.
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I told him I had to give him
some things he left at my place.
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I don't remember leaving anything here.
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I just poured two Old Fashioneds.
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One more for old time's sake?
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And then a half‐hour later,
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I dumped the glasses in his bag...
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and just sent him on his way.
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And then I went back to my window
to practice my Pavane piece.
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No. You didn't.
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I heard the bassoon that night.
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It sounded... different.
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You weren't playing live.
It was a recording.
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Yay! Oh, Charles!
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Do you see how good
we are together?
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And how great
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is an alibi where the whole building
can hear you playing?
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Oh, what else did you figure out about me?
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Tell me, tell me, tell me.
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When did you really
start locking in on me?
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The notes.
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The J's...
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are similar.
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Aw...
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My cute little J's gave me away.
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Good eye, kid.
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I compared them side by side...
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Oh.
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There it goes.
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That's exactly how Tim sounded.
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♪
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The handkerchief...
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Yay. Handkerchief,
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not the glasses.
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I mixed it up this time.
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You know, I'm not one of those
who always does it the same
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and has to carve a niche for themselves.
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Even though I did carve a niche in myself.
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Wait, did she...
266
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,493
You stabbed yourself?
267
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,082
Wow...
268
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,963
That's really kicked in, hasn't it?
269
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,257
Your legs gone?
270
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,468
Oh, tongue, too.
271
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,055
Seen it before.
272
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,855
♪
273
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,902
You know?
274
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,404
You and Tim are a lot alike.
275
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:09,910
I felt so lucky to be let into
your private, isolated worlds.
276
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,498
But Tim messed up
by seeing somebody else,
277
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,667
or that's what I thought.
278
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,335
This is the kicker. The day before,
279
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,171
the day before we broke up,
280
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,882
I found this emerald ring at his place.
281
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,094
Just delivered. I mean,
clearly meant for somebody else, right?
282
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,724
You know how I feel
about being made second.
283
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,768
That's a big trigger for me.
284
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,316
It's so odd.
285
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,529
When a person begs you
286
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:48,198
for their life, it is such a tonic for me.
287
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,201
♪
288
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:57,124
And knowing, finally,
I am truly number one for someone.
289
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,548
You need me now more than ever, don't you?
290
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,759
Charles, why does that feel so good?
291
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,470
How crazy is it
292
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,349
that ring was actually the ring
293
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,310
from the murder you solved.
294
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,646
Ironic.
295
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,274
And tragic. My bad. I do own that.
296
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,490
Oliver...
297
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,663
♪
298
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,707
Oh god.
299
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,751
Oh, Mabel, I...
300
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,545
I'm so, so sorry.
301
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,047
She did it.
302
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:48,634
She really killed him.
303
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,845
Yeah, she did. She did.
304
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:53,847
Charles!
305
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,810
The trick now, it's not just you.
306
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,104
There are two others I have
to deal with and more.
307
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,856
I mean, so many know about this
308
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,942
because of your podcast.
309
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,944
I've gotta think big here.
310
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:12,199
Isn't it nice they opened
all these fireplaces back up?
311
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:15,410
I mean, in a way, it makes us
all connected in the building.
312
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,997
Should make for a fun finale.
313
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,292
Too bad I'm gonna miss it.
It's gonna be a gas.
314
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,130
I want you to know
315
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,216
this is definitely
316
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,468
one of my rougher breakups, Charles.
317
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,970
♪
318
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,513
I really did fall in love with you.
319
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,018
Sadly,
320
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,021
I will not be seeing you
bassooner or later.
321
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,040
♪
322
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,717
Oh...
323
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,274
Mm...
324
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,116
Siri...
325
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,285
I don't feel good...
326
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,829
Okay. Playing Fields of Gold by Sting.
327
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,332
Oh...
328
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,501
♪ song playing ♪
329
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,505
♪
330
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,318
♪ Fields of barley ♪
331
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,612
♪ You'll forget the sun ♪
332
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,864
♪ In his jealous sky ♪
333
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,241
♪ As we walk in... ♪
334
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:22,621
♪ So she took her love ♪
335
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,627
♪ Upon the fields of barley ♪
336
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,974
Why is his door open?
337
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,184
Charles!
Charles!
338
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,187
♪ frantic music playing ♪
339
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:50,732
Look. Where is he?
340
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:55,070
You overpay for your arugula
341
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,489
every time, Uma.
342
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,450
You're one to talk,
Miss Fresh Basil in February.
343
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,994
Why'd you press all the buttons?
344
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,204
Oh, this asshole did it.
345
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,623
You kick him out of the building,
he goes on a bender.
346
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:10,043
Oh god. I can't wait till he's gone.
347
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,174
Ah!
Oh my god!
348
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,383
I know, right? I just got her,
349
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,051
and I love her so much.
Meow...
350
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,595
What's her name, Howard?
351
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,222
Evelyn Seven. Lucky number Sevelyn.
352
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,224
I feel like Evelyn's death wasn't in vain.
353
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,685
Like, she really brought
everybody together, you know?
354
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,437
Ah...
Shut it!
355
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,731
If you guys would
like to come over some time
356
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,524
and play Parcheesi and have a gab,
357
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,526
Sevelyn and I would love to have you over.
358
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,112
Oh, is there room?
359
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,615
Oh sure. Yeah, come on in. We can squeeze.
360
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,074
Hi.
361
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,576
Do you need help?
362
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,413
You can schedule
an out‐patient with my girl.
363
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,916
And I now take cryptocurrency.
364
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,588
There's a mess in there.
365
00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:01,386
Don't worry. This happened to Sting
when The Police broke up.
366
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,180
Never said a word.
Augh...
367
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:07,601
I'm sending you back to your apartment.
Get into bed and sleep it off.
368
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,020
Don't tell anyone I told you about Sting.
369
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:14,650
Nah...
370
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,903
♪
371
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:21,573
Lester, have you seen Charles?
Just sent him upstairs, flat on his can,
372
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:24,117
struck down with the Irish Flu.
Didn't hear it from me.
373
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,037
Same thing happened to Sting.
Don't tell anyone I told you.
374
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,629
How the hell does he...
375
00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:41,844
Oh my god, Charles!
376
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:44,263
Wow, Lester was right!
Grab him.
377
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:46,181
Okay, where did you get a Quaalude?
378
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:49,643
Turn him over!
379
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,478
Hey! Hey!
380
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,981
Did Jan poison you?
Yes! She poisoned me...
381
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:55,899
We have to get him to a hospital.
382
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,777
Or! We get as much milk
into him as possible.
383
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,320
It absorbs toxins.
384
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,448
Ah!
385
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,284
And if that doesn't work,
I can urinate on him.
386
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,952
I think that's for jellyfish.
387
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:10,330
Wait, what is he doing?
Oh no, it's his phone!
388
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,709
Is there something on your phone, buddy?
What's your password?
389
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:17,588
Okay, put his face on it.
Okay. Hold it.
390
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,508
It's not working!
His facial muscles are too limp.
391
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,135
It's okay. I know what to do. Look.
392
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,972
We're in!
Ah! God, I'm clever. Okay.
393
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,474
Should make for a fun finale.
394
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,895
It's Jan. Did you record Jan?
395
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:35,772
Too bad I'm gonna miss it.
396
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,317
It's gonna be a gas.
Oh, hey.
397
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,068
Is anyone feeling dizzy?
398
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,613
I was just about to start a fire,
but it's like there's
399
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:44,573
fumes coming up from the basement.
400
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:45,908
Oh, my daughter's in there.
401
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,702
Gas.
402
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,370
Wait, did Jan...
Woof!
403
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,998
We have to go to the basement!
Ah...
404
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:55,334
How are we gonna get him anywhere?
405
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,670
So poetic. Closed for years
406
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,839
because of an asthmatic Tim Kono,
407
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,592
our fireplaces were opened again
because of his murder,
408
00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,761
only to lead to the death of thousands!
409
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,763
I don't think thousands live here.
410
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:10,390
Boy, you really don't
take the ride, do you?
411
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,896
The boiler room of the Arconia.
412
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:17,731
The irritable bowel of the building.
413
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,816
A perfect spot for a perfect ending.
414
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:25,531
Okay. I'll take the west side of
the building, you take the east.
415
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:27,032
Okay.
416
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,453
Oh my god! Look what she's done!
417
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:34,456
What!?
The thing!
418
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,793
The duct! That wasn't
attached to the thing!
419
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,671
That shouldn't be that way!
Do you see a duct attached
420
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,089
to a thing it shouldn't be attached to?
421
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:44,633
What are you even saying?!
422
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,884
I'm pulling the thing out here...
423
00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:51,974
Okay, pull down the top of your thing!
424
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,520
Ah!
425
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:58,522
We did it! I think.
426
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:01,358
We‐we took down the thing,
so that the stuff won't go
427
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,443
from the thing up into the...
Yeah, we did it!
428
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,487
Oh, you really did it.
429
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,199
Get down here.
430
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:11,201
♪
431
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,079
Hey.
432
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,081
Look at you still kicking.
433
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,041
I was worried that hanky
434
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:21,211
wouldn't do the full trick on Brazzos.
435
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:25,507
Okay. Indulge me.
I've always wanted to do this.
436
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,386
Roses are red...
437
00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,015
violets are blue...
438
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:35,017
who shall I kill?
439
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:36,268
Maybe it's you.
440
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:37,811
CHARLES
No.
441
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,983
♪
442
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:44,985
No.
443
00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:48,405
This ends now, Jan.
444
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,782
You won't shoot my friends.
445
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:53,160
Shoot me if you need to, but not them.
446
00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:56,997
Because I don't want to live
in a world without them anymore.
447
00:24:57,915 --> 00:25:00,125
There were parts of myself that were dead
448
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,878
that they brought back to life.
449
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,589
Before this...
450
00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:09,676
I was just a hollow shell walking around.
451
00:25:10,886 --> 00:25:12,888
And they made me alive.
452
00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:26,109
♪
453
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:28,278
You're helping me get over you.
454
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,780
No!
455
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,869
This is for Tim.
456
00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:52,344
This sends the investigation
into a whole new direction.
457
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:55,597
Good one, Brazzos.
458
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,432
Now, let's go get your stomach pumped.
459
00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,436
Eh...
460
00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:05,440
♪
461
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:16,994
Is he gonna be okay?
462
00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:18,579
Three, two, one.
463
00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:20,163
He's gonna be fine.
464
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,126
Oliver.
465
00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:29,506
It seems due to the events
of tonight, there's been
466
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:33,051
a reversal in sentiment
regarding your tenancies
467
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,220
here at the Arconia.
468
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,598
Oh, please, just say it, Bunny.
469
00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:40,934
"Welcome back, you sexy thing!"
470
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,936
I'll get you gone sooner or later.
471
00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:47,524
You're all idiots!
Hey, Bunny.
472
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,776
Congrats.
You're the most hated person
473
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,237
in the building now, you cranky old bitch.
474
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:58,744
♪
475
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:03,415
Dad? Your child's home.
476
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,292
Oliver:
Willie!
477
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,754
And Winnie! My little girl!
I'm so glad you're back.
478
00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:11,673
Hello. Hello, Winnie!
479
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,175
Jesus, what a ride you've been on, huh?
480
00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:14,259
You think?
481
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,011
I'm proud of you.
482
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,306
I think. Um, I'm not even really clear
483
00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:21,808
what happened here,
but I wanted to stop by
484
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,852
and give you this.
485
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,938
It's a check for your next big thing.
486
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,940
No, no. I‐I don't want it.
487
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,358
You sure?
488
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,861
I'd take an awkward hug though.
489
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:35,948
Okay.
490
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:39,993
Huh.
491
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:43,080
It's not so awkward, huh?
No. That was nice.
492
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,207
Well, I‐I can tell you what happened.
493
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:49,002
You know, the whole insane story,
unless you need to get going.
494
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,129
No, no, no, no, no.
I would... I'd like to stay.
495
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,217
Oh, well. Okay, good. So,
496
00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:58,053
it‐it was very bizarre.
Get in the elevator...
497
00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:01,056
♪
498
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:06,228
This is incredible.
499
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:08,981
Took me long enough, I know.
500
00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:10,858
Yeah, well...
501
00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:13,402
Some things are worth the wait.
502
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:16,280
Hm. Nice positive‐as‐fuck words
503
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,031
from the man who just
got his good name back.
504
00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:20,033
Yeah.
505
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:24,621
You okay?
506
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:29,501
Yeah. I am.
507
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:33,714
What?
508
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:38,260
It's just been a long time
since I've said that
509
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,179
and actually meant it.
510
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,098
Come here.
511
00:28:44,183 --> 00:28:47,186
♪
512
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:30,437
♪
513
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:56,505
My story really ends with you.
514
00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:00,968
Even though I didn't get to know
all that went on once I left,
515
00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:04,221
a connection was made...
516
00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:06,557
among three strangers...
517
00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:10,227
willing to embrace their own messes...
518
00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:13,647
and to recognize
519
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:16,567
we are all connected.
520
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:18,569
We started with the question,
521
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:21,613
"Who is Tim Kono?"
522
00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:26,076
The answer, as it turned out...
523
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,746
we are all Tim Kono.
524
00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:33,667
That was amazing.
525
00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,377
I mean, I just...
526
00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:38,005
That‐that's the best
performance you've ever given.
527
00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:40,048
I have nothing left to teach you.
528
00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:43,927
Really? So I can finally add
"voiceover acting" to my resume?
529
00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:47,097
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
530
00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:50,350
And one more toast to Mabel.
531
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,894
To Mabel Mora.
Oh stop.
532
00:30:51,894 --> 00:30:54,188
Yeah‐Oh, sorry.
533
00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:57,983
Hey, you know, I'm amazed how
spectacular that ring still looks after
534
00:30:57,983 --> 00:30:59,443
you knocked out a murderer.
535
00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:01,069
Or y‐Charles' girlfriend.
536
00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:03,572
Or ex‐girlfriend. Not sure how you landed.
537
00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:07,409
You're handling this pretty well.
538
00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:09,828
You know, I'm thinking of
putting myself out there again.
539
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,872
I mean, I slept with a murderer!
540
00:31:11,872 --> 00:31:14,541
That is a great story
to tell on a first date.
541
00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:20,714
Does anyone else feel like
there's still a couple of loose ends?
542
00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,591
Loose ends?
543
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,593
I don't know. Maybe it's just a feeling.
544
00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:27,638
All I know is that
we've run out of champagne.
545
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:30,307
Mm. I will get some from my apartment.
546
00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:31,850
Ah...
Thank you, ma'am!
547
00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:33,352
Yep.
548
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:38,398
So, I was thinking that maybe, uh,
549
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:41,860
we should do something maybe
more salacious for the next case.
550
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,111
What do you think?
551
00:31:43,111 --> 00:31:44,738
What makes you think
I want to work with you again?
552
00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:47,741
Oh, please. You're nothing without me.
553
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:49,826
We do make a decent team.
554
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,496
I mean, we could, um,
talk about it tomorrow.
555
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:53,997
If you're free.
556
00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:55,666
Well, Charles‐Haden Savage,
557
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:57,709
are you asking me to be your bestie?
558
00:31:57,709 --> 00:32:00,587
"Bestie"? What are we, 14?
559
00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,548
No, no, listen. I‐I'm flattered.
560
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:05,384
So should we meet at 7, or you think...
561
00:32:05,384 --> 00:32:08,011
more of a coffee thing?
Or something like 4?
562
00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:10,430
You‐you know, I'm starting
to regret this alread‐‐
563
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,349
Is that getting louder?
564
00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:14,017
Yeah. Closer, too.
565
00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:19,231
"Get out of the building now."
566
00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:21,525
Exclamation point.
Exclamation point.
567
00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,318
Exclamation point.
Three exclamation points.
568
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:25,571
Whose number is this?
I don't know.
569
00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:28,615
Okay, this is getting scary.
What is going on?
570
00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:30,784
We gotta get Mabel.
571
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,786
Mabel! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
572
00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:34,037
♪
573
00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:36,665
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
574
00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:38,792
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
575
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,502
We gotta get her!
I'm not leaving her here!
576
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,087
Oh, and I would?
Of course you would!
577
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:43,338
Of course I would!
578
00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:51,889
It's not what you think.
579
00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:56,560
Bunny!
I just opened the door,
580
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,978
and she stumbled in on me!
581
00:32:58,604 --> 00:33:00,063
Is that your knitting needle?
582
00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:01,398
Yes.
583
00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:03,025
Nobody move!
584
00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:04,985
Hands up!
585
00:33:06,862 --> 00:33:09,865
♪ Manhattan by The Supremes
playing ♪
586
00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:15,996
♪ We'll have Manhattan ♪
587
00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:18,290
♪ The Bronx and Staten... ♪
588
00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:21,084
Don't say a fucking word.
589
00:33:21,752 --> 00:33:23,754
♪ It's lovely ♪
590
00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:27,049
♪ Going through ♪
591
00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:30,469
♪ The zoo ♪
592
00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:36,391
♪ It's very fancy ♪
593
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:39,144
♪ On old Delancey Street ♪
594
00:33:39,144 --> 00:33:40,896
♪ You know ♪
595
00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:45,609
♪ The subway charms us so ♪
596
00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,570
♪ When balmy ♪
597
00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:51,532
♪ Breezes blow ♪
598
00:33:51,532 --> 00:33:54,034
♪ To and fro ♪
599
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,202
♪ And tell me... ♪
600
00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:57,204
This... could be interesting.
601
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,332
Coming this fall,
602
00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:03,335
Only Murderers in the Building.
603
00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:06,296
That's good, Poppy.
604
00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:08,507
That's very good.
605
00:34:08,507 --> 00:34:09,508
I wrote that.
606
00:34:09,508 --> 00:34:12,010
♪ By ♪
607
00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,930
♪ The great big city's ♪
608
00:34:14,930 --> 00:34:18,350
♪ A wondrous toy ♪
609
00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:20,310
♪ Just made for ♪
610
00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:23,313
♪ A girl and boy ♪
611
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:28,402
♪ We'll turn Manhattan ♪
612
00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:32,114
♪ Into an isle of ♪
613
00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:35,117
♪ Joy... ♪
614
00:34:38,161 --> 00:34:39,162
♪ song ends ♪
615
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:42,082
From this moment on, that is mine.
Do you understand?
616
00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,710
Say otherwise, and you
will be stocking the NPR fridge
617
00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:47,212
with LaCroix until you're 50.
Do you fucking hear me?
618
00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:50,215
♪ theme song playing ♪
619
00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:53,218
♪ vocalizing ♪
620
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,123
♪
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