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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,304 --> 00:00:33,974 � If you say you'll burn your car 2 00:00:33,975 --> 00:00:37,518 � If you'll burn that motorcar 3 00:00:37,519 --> 00:00:41,190 � And I know it is faux pas 4 00:00:41,191 --> 00:00:44,567 � And I know it is faux pas 5 00:00:44,568 --> 00:00:48,281 � If she means that much to you 6 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,703 � If there's nothing you won't do 7 00:00:51,704 --> 00:00:55,370 � Yeah, you'll burn it through and through 8 00:00:55,371 --> 00:01:01,211 � Yeah, you'll burn it through and through 9 00:01:01,212 --> 00:01:07,052 � Bring her head back to me 10 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:19,815 � Bring her head back to me 11 00:01:25,073 --> 00:01:28,364 � She's not all she's meant to be 12 00:01:28,365 --> 00:01:31,578 � She's not all she's meant to be 13 00:01:31,579 --> 00:01:34,622 � If you cut her she will bleed 14 00:01:34,623 --> 00:01:37,918 � If you cut her she will bleed 15 00:01:37,919 --> 00:01:41,005 � If she means that much to you 16 00:01:41,006 --> 00:01:44,260 � If there's nothing you won't do 17 00:01:44,261 --> 00:01:47,179 � Yeah, you'll burn it through and through 18 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:51,477 � Yeah, you'll burn it through and through 19 00:01:53,101 --> 00:01:58,192 � Bring her head back to me 20 00:02:05,782 --> 00:02:10,706 � Bring her head back to me... 21 00:02:49,162 --> 00:02:51,459 Spare some change, miss? 22 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:54,082 - Do you know where Hulme Street is? - Hulme? 23 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:57,089 "H" "U" "L" "M" "E". My mom lives there. 24 00:02:58,008 --> 00:03:00,218 Used to. 25 00:03:02,594 --> 00:03:05,347 You'll get it back... 26 00:03:05,348 --> 00:03:06,934 Later. 27 00:03:08,643 --> 00:03:12,146 I used to know a woman who lived on Hulme Street. 28 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:17,611 This way! 29 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:51,357 - Fuck! - Idiots! 30 00:03:58,573 --> 00:04:01,159 Late, I'm late! Gotta get me there. 31 00:04:12,921 --> 00:04:14,714 No, no... 32 00:04:14,715 --> 00:04:16,467 Oi! Move it! 33 00:04:18,261 --> 00:04:20,847 Come on, get up. Do you want a fucking Oscar? 34 00:04:22,723 --> 00:04:25,058 Look at the time! Look at the bloody time! 35 00:04:25,059 --> 00:04:29,271 9 minutes late here and here, Late in 2 places at once. 36 00:04:31,234 --> 00:04:35,654 Listen... I ain't got time for this. I wish I did, but I ain't. So... 37 00:04:35,655 --> 00:04:38,533 Oi! I saw that! I saw that! 38 00:04:38,534 --> 00:04:42,328 Booze. She's out of it. She's one of 'em fucking binge-drinkers. 39 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:46,582 What is it you want? Letsby Avenue? Yeah, up you get! Whoa! 40 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:50,839 - Police, please. - She'll sleep it off. 41 00:04:51,631 --> 00:04:55,259 OK, in you go. 42 00:04:56,259 --> 00:04:59,471 - That's it. - A girl with a white coat... 43 00:04:59,472 --> 00:05:03,059 Leave it, whitey, leave it. There's no time. 44 00:05:20,162 --> 00:05:23,788 I'm late. 45 00:05:23,789 --> 00:05:27,502 Whitey's rules, number 1: "No dying". 46 00:05:27,503 --> 00:05:29,796 Rule 2: "No puking". 47 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,966 Rule 3: "No nothing else". 48 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:38,221 No time for ER. I've got a pick-up to make and nothing's gonna stand in my way. 49 00:05:47,189 --> 00:05:50,109 Get ready for the land that time forgot. 50 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,407 This isn't right. 51 00:05:55,408 --> 00:05:57,371 Yank? 52 00:05:58,369 --> 00:06:01,455 Los-fucking-Angeles this is not. 53 00:06:01,456 --> 00:06:04,042 Where are you taking me? 54 00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:08,049 Home... eventually. But the party first- Harry's. 55 00:06:09,841 --> 00:06:13,010 - What's your name? - My name...? 56 00:06:17,391 --> 00:06:19,517 I... I can't remember. 57 00:06:19,518 --> 00:06:21,725 Had a bang on the head? 58 00:06:21,726 --> 00:06:24,857 Yeah, that's amne... amn... What is it? It's, um... 59 00:06:24,858 --> 00:06:27,529 Anamnes... 60 00:06:28,486 --> 00:06:30,737 You lost your fucking memory. 61 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:34,033 For your knees... For your nerves... 62 00:06:34,034 --> 00:06:36,661 For your breath... 63 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:39,037 What's this one here? 64 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,960 Here y'are. Wallop. 65 00:06:45,336 --> 00:06:49,133 - for your head. - Now, listen to me. 66 00:06:49,134 --> 00:06:53,262 Pop one of 'em down your rabbit hole, it's gonna knock you out at first. 67 00:06:53,263 --> 00:06:57,558 Afterwards, you're gonna be as sharp as shit. 68 00:07:01,189 --> 00:07:03,983 Trust me... I'm a doctor. 69 00:07:06,775 --> 00:07:08,861 I do prescriptions. 70 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:12,408 People tell me what they need... and I nick it. 71 00:07:14,451 --> 00:07:16,540 Thank you. 72 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,254 I've gotta get me there... I'm late. 73 00:07:27,091 --> 00:07:28,967 Harry Hunt... 74 00:07:28,968 --> 00:07:31,177 Big boss. 75 00:07:31,178 --> 00:07:33,848 Just got out of jail. 76 00:07:33,849 --> 00:07:36,349 Big party. 77 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:39,228 Best present ever. 78 00:07:39,229 --> 00:07:41,855 Pure and uncut... 79 00:07:41,856 --> 00:07:44,277 Special import. 80 00:07:44,278 --> 00:07:46,237 Gotta get me that Thai for Harry... 81 00:07:46,238 --> 00:07:48,074 Thai...? 82 00:07:51,953 --> 00:07:55,328 - Mr. Griffin... - Look, I have to warn you. 83 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:57,163 Mr. Griffin... 84 00:07:57,164 --> 00:08:00,919 What's in here may change your life forever. Are you sure? 85 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,631 Yes. 86 00:08:03,506 --> 00:08:05,006 - Sure? - Yes. 87 00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:09,492 - Change your life for ever... - I called the private investigator. 88 00:08:10,764 --> 00:08:13,055 Inside this will change... 89 00:08:13,056 --> 00:08:15,477 There's Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 90 00:08:50,224 --> 00:08:52,727 What's in here...? Ha! 91 00:08:53,852 --> 00:08:55,520 Oh... 92 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:58,649 Oh, yes... 93 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:01,694 - Who are you? - I know who I am... 94 00:09:01,695 --> 00:09:03,611 Who are YOU? 95 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:06,742 Drugs... For your breath?! 96 00:09:06,743 --> 00:09:09,495 - I don't know. - Me neither. 97 00:09:09,496 --> 00:09:13,748 - This is getting me nowhere. - Depends where you wanna be. 98 00:09:13,749 --> 00:09:16,459 My head. 99 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:18,503 What...? 100 00:09:18,504 --> 00:09:21,257 Is that my bag? 101 00:09:22,385 --> 00:09:25,888 You've got my bag! That's my bag! 102 00:09:27,348 --> 00:09:31,227 As soon as I woke up I said, "Today was gonna be a bad day". 103 00:09:31,228 --> 00:09:36,316 That's 7 words, 3 seconds to say them. Already I'm late getting out of bed. 104 00:09:36,317 --> 00:09:40,318 Time snowballs. Second here, second there, 105 00:09:40,319 --> 00:09:42,237 and now I've missed my delivery. 106 00:09:42,238 --> 00:09:43,867 Oi! 107 00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:47,117 Where's my goods? 108 00:09:47,118 --> 00:09:48,705 This way! 109 00:09:50,081 --> 00:09:52,835 Well, that's fucking specific. 110 00:10:12,647 --> 00:10:14,147 Yeah! 111 00:10:14,148 --> 00:10:17,485 I've totted the takings. 112 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:19,946 Come back! 113 00:10:19,947 --> 00:10:24,992 And not one... tosspot has reached target. 114 00:10:24,993 --> 00:10:27,704 Wait! 115 00:10:27,705 --> 00:10:29,581 Target's to hard, Gonzo? 116 00:10:37,841 --> 00:10:40,718 Is it? Where's the diddy man? 117 00:10:41,471 --> 00:10:44,181 - All right, Gonzo. - Oh, here he is. 118 00:10:44,182 --> 00:10:47,809 All right? 119 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:50,396 14 quid on the mad mouse? 120 00:10:50,397 --> 00:10:53,273 I had to shut down. The track wasn't safe. 121 00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:55,066 Not safe... 122 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:58,069 Not safe is good, right? 123 00:10:58,070 --> 00:11:00,992 If the track cracks... 124 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:02,950 how far is the fall? 125 00:11:02,951 --> 00:11:05,871 No, Gonzo, Gonzo! Err, no... 126 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,542 Wait, wait! 127 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,464 Hey! 128 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,842 That bag, and the money, he stole it! 129 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,054 - Give it back. - There you go. 130 00:11:24,055 --> 00:11:26,641 - What have I said about women? - She followed me in. 131 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,687 Girls are trouble... 132 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,566 - women are double. - Are double, ha-ha! 133 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,991 What are you? A runaway? Eh? 134 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,659 Suicide! 135 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:44,079 Not a... junkie? 136 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:48,040 - Gotta have a problem to work here, love. - I've got flatulence! 137 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,836 - I've got a fat back. - And I've got halitosis. 138 00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:52,921 Saint Gonzo, that's me. 139 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:56,134 Employer of the flotsam and jetsam. 140 00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,847 - I have got a problem, actually. - Oh. 141 00:12:00,848 --> 00:12:04,017 I can't remember... Names, places. 142 00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:06,731 I can think of a few places for you... 143 00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:10,358 - My mind is a blank. - You hear that, lads? 144 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:13,067 The lady's lost her memory. 145 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:16,449 You lot better look for it. 146 00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:24,497 Step into my office. 147 00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:28,505 - I'm not sure if I should. - Then you're not sure if you shouldn't. 148 00:12:41,518 --> 00:12:46,063 What do you say, you and I, we have a little private party. 149 00:12:47,149 --> 00:12:49,440 We were going to Harry's party. 150 00:12:49,441 --> 00:12:51,111 Harry Hunt? 151 00:12:51,112 --> 00:12:53,905 Rhymes with... 152 00:12:55,157 --> 00:12:59,994 What's a... What's an old devil like him to an angel like you? 153 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:02,456 - I should go find out. - You're good. 154 00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:04,877 You are very good. 155 00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:08,837 I've seen pork more kosher. 156 00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:12,467 You're here to sniff out what I bought him, aren't ya? 157 00:13:12,468 --> 00:13:16,710 What gift I've bought him to make me 158 00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:18,392 his number 1 geezer. 159 00:13:18,393 --> 00:13:20,477 You're a spy... 160 00:13:20,478 --> 00:13:23,521 I don't have any idea what you're talking about. 161 00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:25,567 Oh, yeah? Who's your daddy? 162 00:13:25,568 --> 00:13:28,737 Where are you from? Who are you with? 163 00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:30,945 - Wh... - Why?! 164 00:13:30,946 --> 00:13:32,989 - Why...? - Why, why, why? 165 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,575 - Because I'm asking, that's why. - Whitey. 166 00:13:35,576 --> 00:13:37,578 Whi...? Whitey?! 167 00:13:38,954 --> 00:13:40,832 That dirty... 168 00:13:42,293 --> 00:13:44,795 So... Where is he? 169 00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:47,381 Hmm? 170 00:13:47,382 --> 00:13:51,344 He's... picking up something for... 171 00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:54,806 Picking up... something for Harry. 172 00:13:54,807 --> 00:13:58,309 What? 173 00:13:58,310 --> 00:14:03,272 I'm late. Gonna get me a Thai for Harry. 174 00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:04,815 A tie? 175 00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:06,736 Tie my arse. 176 00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:10,114 Tie... 177 00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:14,598 Tie is a green channel at customs. 178 00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:18,123 He's got him something special. Hmm? 179 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,335 I'd like to know what. 180 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:24,213 NOW! 181 00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:28,423 Mr. Big. 182 00:14:28,424 --> 00:14:32,054 What Class A delights have you robbed for us tonight? 183 00:14:32,055 --> 00:14:36,851 - You're in no state to get lippy. - Whitey, he's got your money. 184 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,983 I wouldn't have hurt you, you know that. 185 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,652 Adios. 186 00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:50,073 - Hey, thanks. - For what? 187 00:14:50,074 --> 00:14:52,993 - For saving me. - This ain't over, Whitey! 188 00:14:52,994 --> 00:14:57,247 - Only bird worth saving is Her Majesty. - You get him a tie, I get him a shirt. 189 00:14:57,248 --> 00:15:02,503 - I've got a heart attack plan. - You get him shoes, I get him a handbag! 190 00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:07,218 I've got till 10 o'clock to find the best present ever for Harry. 191 00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:11,600 4 eyes are better than 2. 192 00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:30,783 - So who is this stupid Harry, anyway? - Ooh, he'd have your head saying that. 193 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:40,836 Harry's been inside. Word is Harry's organised a big bank job. 194 00:15:40,837 --> 00:15:44,008 Massive. Millions waiting to be robbed. 195 00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:46,969 Everybody wants him. 196 00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:50,557 That's why the fight to get him the bestest coming-out present. 197 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,225 To buy his favour. 198 00:15:53,226 --> 00:15:55,771 When Harry picks his team for the big one... 199 00:15:57,897 --> 00:16:00,276 he's making millionaires. 200 00:16:02,404 --> 00:16:04,905 He don't do nothing by halves, Harry, see. 201 00:16:04,906 --> 00:16:07,573 He sorted out the clubs and their owners. 202 00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:11,202 Then there was the diamond geezers. 203 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,187 I believe that got messy. 204 00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:16,375 Then the spades tried muscling in. 205 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:20,338 Last one dead was the DJ. 206 00:16:21,465 --> 00:16:24,634 Does like his music, does Harry... Hoo-hooooo... 207 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:29,223 George Michael, Pet Shop Boys, Liberace... 208 00:16:29,224 --> 00:16:32,434 He sounds... fascinating. 209 00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:36,648 I've heard Harry called a lotta F words... "Fascinating" is a new one. 210 00:16:36,649 --> 00:16:38,857 Tonight is his coming out party. 211 00:16:38,858 --> 00:16:42,110 Everyone who's anyone will be showering him with gifts... 212 00:16:42,111 --> 00:16:44,781 except me... because mine's gone walkabout. 213 00:16:44,782 --> 00:16:48,543 Well, he might not notice. I mean, he'll be busy with his other presents. 214 00:16:48,544 --> 00:16:52,748 He's got the all-seeing eye. He makes Sauron look like Stevie Wonder. 215 00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:54,828 That's why I've gotta pull something big out of the hat. 216 00:16:54,829 --> 00:16:57,829 Come on, come on, just think... just think... think... think. 217 00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:03,552 I think... I think I might hurl. 218 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,180 Medication on an empty stomach. Not good. 219 00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:09,978 Always read the label. 220 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,448 "The Imperial". Stuffed with chicken, shish, 221 00:17:22,449 --> 00:17:27,120 doner, some other dead thing- only 9,000 points on Weight Watchers. 222 00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:31,123 Never tasted anything like it. 223 00:17:31,124 --> 00:17:33,750 Half a goat in there, easy. Now... 224 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:38,799 Order of the day. What do I get a man who can rob everything? 225 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,510 Well, what's he into? 226 00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:43,931 Banks, security vehicles, blokes... 227 00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:47,434 Does he like art? 228 00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:51,814 'Round here art is getting the spelling right on your tattoo. 229 00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:56,935 - What about a cake? - Who buys a mob boss a cake? 230 00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:58,098 Someone who cares. 231 00:17:58,099 --> 00:18:00,449 That's what I thought. Nice one, Britney. 232 00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:02,893 That's not my name. 233 00:18:02,894 --> 00:18:06,632 You don't know who you are. So you don't know who you're not. 234 00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:08,396 Now... 235 00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:10,220 - There's gotta be something in here... - Hey, 236 00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:11,585 - with your name - that's personal. 237 00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:14,614 Only to you, and we don't know you, so... it's not. 238 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,714 - Is it not? - OK... 239 00:18:17,715 --> 00:18:19,595 OK... 240 00:18:20,688 --> 00:18:23,057 Proper nip-tucked. 241 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,140 Lippy... 242 00:18:25,141 --> 00:18:28,229 "Vegetarian's Guide to London". 243 00:18:30,648 --> 00:18:32,816 Radio thingy... 244 00:18:34,817 --> 00:18:37,115 - Is this where you're staying? - Could be. 245 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,410 - Well, I know one thing. - What? 246 00:18:40,451 --> 00:18:43,618 You're loaded. 247 00:18:43,619 --> 00:18:46,498 Let's call them. Let's find out if I'm checked in. 248 00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:51,586 - "All right, love? Any guests missing?" - "I'm sorry, sir, I couldn't possibly"... 249 00:18:51,587 --> 00:18:54,673 - Come on, 500 rooms... - What else? 250 00:18:54,674 --> 00:18:59,094 - Dodgson Industries, New York. - OK, we have to call that one. 251 00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:02,556 - Call it off. The States is a 5er a word. - Come on. 252 00:19:02,557 --> 00:19:05,771 My whole life could be at the end of the line. 253 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,104 Please. 254 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:14,111 I'm taking hits in the clock, I'm taking hits in the pocket. 255 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,157 - You know? I'm taking punches all over. - Thanks. 256 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:24,080 It's ringing. 257 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,130 Answering machine. What do I say? 258 00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:31,337 If you're missing a girl, call this number: 259 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:36,387 00-44-77-88-7900-038. 260 00:19:57,912 --> 00:20:00,870 I think I'm gonna be sick again. 261 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:04,709 Well... 262 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,755 It can't be something you ate. 263 00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:11,924 Now, listen... 264 00:20:13,093 --> 00:20:15,344 I know a place where I can get the cake. 265 00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:18,807 We do the party, I drive you to London, 266 00:20:18,808 --> 00:20:21,975 5 star-chauffeurage, to your 5-star hotel. 267 00:20:21,976 --> 00:20:24,271 I promise. 268 00:20:24,272 --> 00:20:26,732 That's really kind of you, but... 269 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:32,779 I just feel like that would take forever. You know, maybe longer, and... 270 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,951 I just have to find another way. 271 00:20:34,952 --> 00:20:39,623 I know I was supposed to do something... 272 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,044 important, and... 273 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,001 I don't know what it is. 274 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:50,089 Well, babe, I want shot of you ASAP PFQ... 275 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:53,427 If there was another way, then I'm sure I would have... 276 00:20:53,428 --> 00:20:55,890 - I've just thought of one. - Yeah? 277 00:21:16,702 --> 00:21:18,539 Jesus Christ! 278 00:21:26,757 --> 00:21:31,135 - Here's a 20 to get you to London. - Thanks. 279 00:21:31,136 --> 00:21:32,680 Hm. 280 00:21:35,292 --> 00:21:36,662 When's the next bus? 281 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,663 I be honest with you, darling, I haven't got a clue. 282 00:21:46,526 --> 00:21:48,362 What? 283 00:21:48,363 --> 00:21:52,282 Just having one last butcher's in case I have to bang one out later. 284 00:21:52,283 --> 00:21:56,039 Now, I'm being a gentleman, not taking advantage, OK? 285 00:21:58,331 --> 00:22:00,627 I bet I'll regret this. 286 00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:19,397 Oh, it's freezing... 287 00:22:34,622 --> 00:22:36,748 Oi! 288 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,932 Quiet night? 289 00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:54,559 - So-so. - Liar... 290 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,062 I've got just what you're looking for, 291 00:22:57,063 --> 00:23:00,565 right here, at Duchy Mansion. 292 00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:04,321 - Don't you fucking touch it. - Nice "tie"... 293 00:23:05,445 --> 00:23:08,241 Silky, smooth... 294 00:23:08,242 --> 00:23:10,536 - Leave it. - Business first. 295 00:23:10,537 --> 00:23:15,249 This little gift you've imported for Harry is easily the best! 296 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,749 He will be pleased! 297 00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:20,213 That's why I want a share. Deal? 298 00:23:20,214 --> 00:23:23,007 No share. No deal. No way. 299 00:23:23,008 --> 00:23:24,929 Not even halfway. 300 00:23:25,843 --> 00:23:27,679 Get him a cake. 301 00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:32,102 Who makes a mob boss a cake? 302 00:23:33,351 --> 00:23:36,314 - Someone who cares. - Someone who cares... 303 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,941 Yes... 304 00:23:38,942 --> 00:23:41,861 We'll give him the "tie" and the cake. 305 00:23:43,571 --> 00:23:46,326 I say we but it could just as easily be "I". 306 00:23:46,327 --> 00:23:49,619 You know you can't deliver. You never leave the house. 307 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,871 You know you can't deliver. You haven't got the guts! 308 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,170 Deal? 309 00:23:56,753 --> 00:23:58,797 Deal. 310 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:07,556 I look like death. 311 00:24:08,557 --> 00:24:10,937 I feel like death. 312 00:24:20,318 --> 00:24:23,031 What makes me feel good? 313 00:24:25,368 --> 00:24:27,495 Music. 314 00:24:35,545 --> 00:24:38,547 You're listening to KHUFU... 315 00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:44,013 I'm Felix Chester with the Memory Mix on 99.9... 316 00:24:46,681 --> 00:24:48,933 Where does it hurt you, baby? 317 00:24:48,934 --> 00:24:51,771 Hm... My guts and my brain. 318 00:24:51,772 --> 00:24:53,980 I hear ya. 319 00:24:53,981 --> 00:24:56,066 You hear me? 320 00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:58,237 Now, hear this... 321 00:24:58,238 --> 00:25:01,114 Mm, I'm listening. 322 00:25:07,705 --> 00:25:11,334 � Broken frames 323 00:25:12,334 --> 00:25:16,215 � So dark inside 324 00:25:17,089 --> 00:25:20,971 � faces mismatched 325 00:25:22,014 --> 00:25:25,349 � Trickle up in a line 326 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,730 � Waves of shadows 327 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:35,485 � Scattered dreams 328 00:25:36,945 --> 00:25:40,657 � Where are you? 329 00:25:41,451 --> 00:25:46,036 � Where are you? 330 00:25:46,037 --> 00:25:49,166 � Trying to find 331 00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:53,964 � What do I see... 332 00:25:56,092 --> 00:25:58,471 � Pictures that rhyme 333 00:25:58,472 --> 00:26:03,016 - � Colours that breathe... - Gotta get out of here. 334 00:26:05,811 --> 00:26:09,105 � I need to 335 00:26:10,357 --> 00:26:13,486 � Discover more 336 00:26:15,154 --> 00:26:18,240 � find where I've been 337 00:26:19,533 --> 00:26:21,661 � Let images pour... 338 00:26:21,662 --> 00:26:24,288 How many do I take of these? 339 00:26:24,289 --> 00:26:27,540 Doesn't say. 340 00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,920 2. 341 00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:39,974 � Pictures that rhyme, colours that breathe... 342 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:44,122 Police... 343 00:26:44,123 --> 00:26:46,519 � Trying to find 344 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:52,027 � What do I see? 345 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:56,072 � Pictures that rhyme 346 00:26:56,073 --> 00:27:03,122 � Colours that breathe... 347 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:06,460 Sorry... I'm sorry. 348 00:27:06,461 --> 00:27:07,877 Dad... 349 00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:10,505 Sorry, dear, I've had to cut the trip short. 350 00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:14,134 Board meeting in New York... Board meeting... Board... 351 00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:16,303 Dad... 352 00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:20,142 Dad... I think we both know why we're leaving early. 353 00:27:21,435 --> 00:27:24,980 I think we both know why we're leaving early. 354 00:27:25,816 --> 00:27:27,982 Dad... 355 00:27:27,983 --> 00:27:30,820 Dad, I'm sorry... I'm sorry. 356 00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:36,326 After her. 357 00:27:57,058 --> 00:27:59,141 More on tonight's kidnap story. 358 00:27:59,142 --> 00:28:02,728 Police have launched a nationwide search for Alice Dodgson, 19, 359 00:28:02,729 --> 00:28:05,941 who was brutally snatched in London street this evening. 360 00:28:05,942 --> 00:28:09,527 Billionaire Lewis Dodgson has posted a 10-million-dollar reward 361 00:28:09,528 --> 00:28:11,238 for the return of his daughter. 362 00:28:11,239 --> 00:28:14,741 Eye witness reports say she was bundled into a black cab. 363 00:28:14,742 --> 00:28:16,744 Billionaire's daughter. 364 00:28:16,745 --> 00:28:20,122 Today will be a little bit better than yesterday. 365 00:28:20,123 --> 00:28:22,418 Woo-hoo! 366 00:28:42,191 --> 00:28:43,816 Police. 367 00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:49,321 999. 368 00:28:49,322 --> 00:28:51,908 - Emergency? - Yes. 369 00:28:52,346 --> 00:28:54,849 I would like to report that I'm... 370 00:28:55,642 --> 00:28:57,414 sick and my head is spinning 371 00:28:57,415 --> 00:29:00,459 and I got sick and I'm very lost. 372 00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:01,813 Where are you? 373 00:29:01,814 --> 00:29:06,298 Yes, I'm in a phone booth at a bus stop. 374 00:29:06,299 --> 00:29:10,260 - Your name? - My name... Sorry, I don't know. 375 00:29:10,261 --> 00:29:14,389 - Have you taken drugs? - Have I taken some drugs? Yes. 376 00:29:14,390 --> 00:29:17,184 Um... 377 00:29:17,185 --> 00:29:19,981 Great. 378 00:29:19,982 --> 00:29:23,400 Cheerio. Ta-ta. Wheaties. 379 00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:27,362 Stupid country. 380 00:29:40,003 --> 00:29:42,087 What you looking for? 381 00:29:42,943 --> 00:29:44,215 A pick-me-up? 382 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:47,135 Fine, 3, 5 and 2, 6 and 1. 383 00:29:47,136 --> 00:29:49,388 Lucky eyes here now 384 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:52,014 before delivery is done. 385 00:29:52,015 --> 00:29:55,099 - What? Mister...? - Drop the Mister. 386 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,397 See this eye. I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. 387 00:29:58,398 --> 00:30:02,360 Postman chiller is where I'm at. 388 00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:11,788 I think it's the police. 389 00:30:13,664 --> 00:30:16,000 - What are you doing?! - Saving your arse from the SPG. 390 00:30:16,001 --> 00:30:18,970 Them mothers'll lock you down and throw away the key. 391 00:30:18,971 --> 00:30:20,450 I haven't done anything. 392 00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:23,115 Tell it to the judge to sentence his life... 393 00:30:23,116 --> 00:30:25,469 and he don't budge. 394 00:30:25,470 --> 00:30:29,305 My hooker she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you. 395 00:30:29,306 --> 00:30:32,351 - Pleased to met you. - Policeman here is not to be trusted. 396 00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:34,353 Step out of line and pow! 397 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:36,810 You is busted! 398 00:30:36,811 --> 00:30:39,398 I can't spend it. 399 00:30:39,399 --> 00:30:42,695 2 on a villa in Mallorca, one on a boat, another mil on motors. 400 00:30:42,696 --> 00:30:45,155 A box of the mighty Hammers! 401 00:30:46,908 --> 00:30:49,535 I can't spend it. I can't spend it. 402 00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:51,997 - Where to, babe? - Um, London. 403 00:30:51,998 --> 00:30:55,166 A cabbie said he'd take me but then he disappeared. 404 00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:59,630 He didn't seem honest, and... he isn't as I feared. 405 00:30:59,631 --> 00:31:03,093 Infected with the rhyme, check out now down town. 406 00:31:05,677 --> 00:31:08,401 Next drop Lloyd Street, number 31. 407 00:31:08,402 --> 00:31:11,100 2 first-class for a John named John. 408 00:31:11,101 --> 00:31:13,602 It seems a little late to deliver the post. 409 00:31:13,603 --> 00:31:17,067 Au contraire, now is when folks need it most. 410 00:31:17,068 --> 00:31:18,735 Baby, you got email. 411 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:22,488 - You sell drugs? - Ain't a lie. 412 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:26,452 Ain't a pill on the planet I don't know and you can buy. 413 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:29,369 Well, these don't seem to be working. 414 00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:33,417 And I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking. 415 00:31:33,418 --> 00:31:37,503 "For your head"? Beats! That's a heavy pop! 416 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:40,048 You better see a doc before you open up the top. 417 00:31:40,049 --> 00:31:43,344 But I've already taken 1 or have I taken 2? 418 00:31:43,345 --> 00:31:45,806 I can't remember old stuff 419 00:31:45,931 --> 00:31:48,936 and now I can't remember new. 420 00:32:03,031 --> 00:32:06,535 Think yourself smart. I wish it was me. 421 00:32:06,536 --> 00:32:09,248 Take for your head and be who you wanna be. 422 00:32:10,751 --> 00:32:14,836 How can I be who I wanna be when I am who I am? 423 00:32:14,837 --> 00:32:18,798 When memories come back, some you keep and some you trash in a can. 424 00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:21,719 You can deal the cards, just rearrange the deal. 425 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,389 We pick you up 1, we drop you down 2. 426 00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:27,185 If I get to the party, my driver's inside. 427 00:32:27,186 --> 00:32:30,311 No access to the party without an invitation. 428 00:32:30,312 --> 00:32:34,399 - Where can I get one? - I know just da location. 429 00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:42,118 Fuck! 430 00:32:46,037 --> 00:32:48,331 Wow, cool. 431 00:32:56,299 --> 00:33:00,387 - Thanks for the ride. - Bump the duchess when you meet her. 432 00:33:00,388 --> 00:33:04,226 Ciao from the hydroponic Bonnie and Clyde. 433 00:33:12,649 --> 00:33:14,488 Hello? 434 00:33:16,406 --> 00:33:18,616 Hi! 435 00:33:22,327 --> 00:33:25,205 Hello. I'm looking for the duchess. 436 00:33:26,415 --> 00:33:30,127 Eggs, rum, sugar, milk, cherry, rum... 437 00:34:03,413 --> 00:34:06,500 I ordered oxtail, not mulligatawny! 438 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,296 Eurgh! Too spicy! 439 00:34:11,336 --> 00:34:14,760 Well, what are you doing at my desk? 440 00:34:16,303 --> 00:34:18,095 I'm trying to get to the party. 441 00:34:18,096 --> 00:34:22,016 Ah, yes! I've been invited but I shan't go. 442 00:34:22,017 --> 00:34:23,893 Why not? 443 00:34:23,894 --> 00:34:27,650 I like my head where it is... on my shoulders. 444 00:34:27,651 --> 00:34:31,820 Now, the invitation is yours, in exchange for one thing. 445 00:34:31,821 --> 00:34:34,072 Knowledge. 446 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:37,034 - Of what? - Of you. 447 00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:41,245 But... Look, I don't know anything about me. 448 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:46,501 Oh, you make my gossip nose twitch like freshly-peppered soup. 449 00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:51,175 - Is it you who has cameras everywhere? - Eyes, darling, eyes! 450 00:34:51,614 --> 00:34:56,972 So, why would an inconsequence like you want to go to some awful do? 451 00:34:57,514 --> 00:34:59,663 Whitey will be there. 452 00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:03,394 I need him. He owes me a ride home. 453 00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:05,648 And what's so good about home? 454 00:35:05,649 --> 00:35:07,944 Home...? 455 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:11,946 - I can't think... - Then don't! 456 00:35:11,947 --> 00:35:15,015 Slither into your subconscious, 457 00:35:15,016 --> 00:35:18,038 your subterranean brain. 458 00:35:18,830 --> 00:35:21,958 Hah... what comes into your mind? 459 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:27,549 Horses. 460 00:35:28,881 --> 00:35:31,049 What about your family? 461 00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:33,595 Hm? Siblings? 462 00:35:34,347 --> 00:35:36,349 Boyfriend? 463 00:35:37,141 --> 00:35:39,810 My head is spinning. I forget. 464 00:35:43,733 --> 00:35:46,483 I was going to meet my mom. 465 00:35:46,484 --> 00:35:48,861 And then I get hit by a taxi and now... 466 00:35:48,862 --> 00:35:51,741 TBI - traumatic brain injury. 467 00:35:51,742 --> 00:35:56,703 Caused by falls, blows to the head and, most commonly, road accidents. 468 00:35:56,704 --> 00:35:59,081 Tough... To your right. 469 00:36:14,892 --> 00:36:17,643 Excellent! 470 00:36:17,644 --> 00:36:21,979 It's as plain as the face on your nose! Complete cognitive crash- 471 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:25,735 in the temporal lobe, your medial thalamus and the orbital frontal lobe. 472 00:36:26,612 --> 00:36:30,073 - Is that bad? - There are signs of improvement. 473 00:36:30,074 --> 00:36:32,450 - You're taking pills? - For my head. 474 00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:35,080 Good. 475 00:36:37,957 --> 00:36:40,207 What is all that? 476 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:43,047 These are the things that you know. 477 00:36:43,048 --> 00:36:44,966 None of them make any sense. 478 00:36:44,967 --> 00:36:49,343 The mind is a maze of memories and knowledge. 479 00:36:49,344 --> 00:36:51,846 But how will I ever unjumble it all? 480 00:36:51,847 --> 00:36:56,561 You can't unravel the complex, until you've mastered the most simple. 481 00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:59,813 Starting with... 482 00:37:01,985 --> 00:37:05,863 - Who am I? - Top drawer on the right. 483 00:37:08,365 --> 00:37:11,536 Yes... Follow the red lights. 484 00:37:11,537 --> 00:37:14,078 Red means "go". 485 00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:15,790 Goodbye. 486 00:37:17,961 --> 00:37:19,629 Thank you. 487 00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:22,379 - Paint the town red. - Paint the town red. 488 00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:25,342 Have you seen a girl, 20, blond hair, fit? 489 00:37:49,369 --> 00:37:51,033 Ooh. 490 00:37:51,034 --> 00:37:53,498 Red means go. 491 00:37:53,499 --> 00:37:56,290 Hey, hey, come back. 492 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:58,837 I know you! 493 00:38:00,047 --> 00:38:03,507 Bob's your uncle. Woo-hoo! 494 00:38:03,508 --> 00:38:07,471 Painting the town red. Red, red. 495 00:38:27,912 --> 00:38:29,953 Woo-hoo! 496 00:38:29,954 --> 00:38:33,750 follow me. Painting the town red. 497 00:38:46,473 --> 00:38:48,976 Please come back! 498 00:38:54,524 --> 00:38:56,150 Alice! 499 00:39:07,703 --> 00:39:09,625 Come back. 500 00:39:10,415 --> 00:39:13,752 - You ain't ready to leave. - Who's there? 501 00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:17,339 DJ Felix on KHFM, 502 00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:20,634 saying stay tuned for essential platters, 503 00:39:20,635 --> 00:39:22,886 minimum chatter, 504 00:39:22,887 --> 00:39:26,350 and circular sound sensations. 505 00:39:26,351 --> 00:39:29,269 Circles... Circles... 506 00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:32,564 We all move in circles. 507 00:39:32,565 --> 00:39:34,481 This doesn't feel like a circle. 508 00:39:34,482 --> 00:39:37,110 We think we're going in a straight line, 509 00:39:37,111 --> 00:39:41,658 but what goes around... comes around. 510 00:39:42,536 --> 00:39:44,577 Is that a riddle? 511 00:39:44,578 --> 00:39:48,290 What has no conditions but one condition? 512 00:39:49,749 --> 00:39:51,920 That's a riddle. 513 00:39:52,879 --> 00:39:55,297 Is that... 514 00:39:55,298 --> 00:39:57,047 Is that MY riddle? 515 00:39:57,048 --> 00:40:00,846 It's MY riddle. It's your answer. 516 00:40:00,847 --> 00:40:04,851 Find it, and find yourself. 517 00:40:10,524 --> 00:40:12,192 Hey! 518 00:40:13,150 --> 00:40:14,944 Stop! 519 00:40:40,513 --> 00:40:42,556 Table 8. 520 00:40:42,557 --> 00:40:45,436 Miss! 521 00:40:46,813 --> 00:40:48,852 - Milk! - Milk! 522 00:40:48,853 --> 00:40:51,485 Crumpets! Crumpets! Crumpets! 523 00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:57,490 Wow, wow, wow! 524 00:40:57,491 --> 00:40:59,409 Yummy, yummy. 525 00:41:00,704 --> 00:41:03,955 - Why didn't you stop? - Bulb needed changing. 526 00:41:03,956 --> 00:41:07,001 Painting the town red. 527 00:41:08,586 --> 00:41:10,920 Wait, weren't you the one who... 528 00:41:10,921 --> 00:41:13,424 Wasn't me. Maybe you came across me brother. 529 00:41:13,425 --> 00:41:17,177 You is well buff! You looking for business? 530 00:41:17,178 --> 00:41:21,016 - I'm looking for Hearts nightclub. - You're miles away! 531 00:41:21,017 --> 00:41:24,061 I was hoping to... get a ride. 532 00:41:24,062 --> 00:41:28,565 Fuck a duck! I'll give you the ride of your life. 533 00:41:28,566 --> 00:41:30,900 Ladies call me... 534 00:41:30,901 --> 00:41:33,193 un-fucking-forgettable. 535 00:41:33,194 --> 00:41:37,743 And that ain't for my looks- even though they is impressive. 536 00:41:40,077 --> 00:41:42,246 Wait 'ere, yeah? 537 00:41:45,793 --> 00:41:48,171 Un-f-forgivable. 538 00:41:54,052 --> 00:41:56,134 I need to remember more. 539 00:41:56,135 --> 00:41:58,305 - Milk! - Tea! 540 00:41:58,306 --> 00:41:59,809 Sugar! 541 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:02,727 - Tart! - Crumpet! 542 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,398 Sticky tart! 543 00:42:07,649 --> 00:42:10,276 for your head? 544 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:13,990 Be who you wanna be... 545 00:42:13,991 --> 00:42:18,201 Your father flies to London next week... Your father... 546 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:22,707 - Mom! - You should go with him. 547 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:25,043 - You should go with him. - tea with the Queen. 548 00:42:25,044 --> 00:42:27,087 Some you keep and some you trash... 549 00:42:27,088 --> 00:42:30,884 - I only have your interest in life. - I wanted you to meet Wolfgang. 550 00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:33,718 Mom, for the 100th time, I can find my own dates. 551 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,225 I knew a woman who lived on Hulme Street. 552 00:42:36,226 --> 00:42:39,224 When you get home, you'll have your head straightened out. 553 00:42:39,225 --> 00:42:41,812 I can find my own dates. I'm not a commodity. 554 00:42:41,813 --> 00:42:47,297 - You're a Dodgson. Act accordingly. - H-U-L-M-E, my mom's there. 555 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,364 Wakey-wakey! 556 00:42:52,365 --> 00:42:54,743 Class! 557 00:42:54,744 --> 00:42:57,660 What did you do to my hair? It's disgusting! 558 00:42:57,661 --> 00:43:01,041 Disgusting is what we're liking in here. A bit of French is handy. 559 00:43:01,042 --> 00:43:05,255 And you get double if you do Greek. Disgusting is why you're up for the job! 560 00:43:05,256 --> 00:43:08,757 - My little strawberry tart. - There must be some misunderstanding. 561 00:43:08,758 --> 00:43:13,679 - I'm just passing through. - Only when you've paid your dues. 562 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,181 Top hair-do like that, it's not cheap. 563 00:43:16,182 --> 00:43:19,060 10-4, Hattie to Earl Grey, copy? 564 00:43:19,061 --> 00:43:23,982 - Roger and out. All change. - Roger that. Over and out. 565 00:43:23,983 --> 00:43:27,444 You know what you need inside ya- before you get anything else inside ya? 566 00:43:27,445 --> 00:43:30,324 - A nice cuppa tea. - I don't drink tea. 567 00:43:30,325 --> 00:43:32,324 What?! 568 00:43:32,325 --> 00:43:34,620 No tea! 569 00:43:34,621 --> 00:43:36,914 Where did they drag you from? Mars? 570 00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:40,124 - No... - Next trucker. 571 00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:42,794 Finnburtons Hotel, London. 572 00:43:42,795 --> 00:43:47,340 Permanent residence: Hamptons, Long Island, New York, United States... 573 00:43:47,341 --> 00:43:50,011 Yes! Calm down, I know where that is. 574 00:43:53,015 --> 00:43:56,811 Listen, I... I just need to get to Harry's. 575 00:43:56,812 --> 00:43:59,604 Harry? Harry Hunt? 576 00:43:59,605 --> 00:44:02,525 Oh... Oh, there's a charmer! 577 00:44:02,526 --> 00:44:06,362 - Harry Hunt! - You know what his favourite colour is? 578 00:44:06,363 --> 00:44:08,407 - Red. - Yeah, blood red. 579 00:44:08,408 --> 00:44:13,328 - A proper psycho is Harry. - Come on, mate. He's sound. 580 00:44:13,329 --> 00:44:16,415 Apart from being a complete psycho! 581 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,794 - I'm sorry. I don't have time for this. - You're right. 582 00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:23,088 Time is money. And your time is my time. So get out and earning. 583 00:44:23,089 --> 00:44:26,176 What...? What kind of place is this? 584 00:44:27,178 --> 00:44:30,597 - Tyre park. - A greasy spoon-ani. 585 00:44:30,598 --> 00:44:32,596 My mobile a-brothel. 586 00:44:32,597 --> 00:44:34,768 Yeah, and I'm first up. 587 00:44:34,769 --> 00:44:38,356 - Dibs. - I got dibs. 588 00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:48,659 - Earl Grey to Hattie, next. - 10-4 headed to Earl Grey, roger and out. 589 00:44:48,660 --> 00:44:51,286 - All change! - Nice... 590 00:44:51,287 --> 00:44:55,417 Get off me! Listen, I need to get to Hearts. 591 00:44:55,418 --> 00:44:57,833 - Can anyone give me a ride? - Me, me, me! 592 00:44:57,834 --> 00:45:00,211 Read the sign. 593 00:45:00,212 --> 00:45:02,257 There's only one madam here, Madam. 594 00:45:02,258 --> 00:45:04,550 Break her in. Don't be gentle. 595 00:45:04,551 --> 00:45:06,593 - What? - Come on! 596 00:45:06,594 --> 00:45:10,350 - What are you doing?! - She's gorgeous! Love her! 597 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:13,727 Get your hands off me! 598 00:45:18,818 --> 00:45:22,652 Let go of me! Hands off! 599 00:45:22,653 --> 00:45:28,537 - Seen more meat on a budgie's cock - In! Nice... 600 00:45:35,085 --> 00:45:37,963 In the nuddy. Now. 601 00:45:46,514 --> 00:45:48,892 Where are ya? Where are ya? 602 00:45:59,693 --> 00:46:03,490 - What are you doing? - Taking my clothes off. 603 00:46:03,491 --> 00:46:05,325 Nice... 604 00:46:08,495 --> 00:46:13,709 Distressed call from an American girl has been positively identified 605 00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:16,630 - as kidnapped heiress Alice Dodgson. - Arse. 606 00:46:18,507 --> 00:46:21,635 The search has been described 607 00:46:21,636 --> 00:46:24,471 - as the force's top priority... - Double-arse. 608 00:46:24,472 --> 00:46:28,601 Scotland Yard has released a tape thought to be the voice of her kidnapper. 609 00:46:28,602 --> 00:46:31,898 If you're missing a girl call this number: 0044-7788... 610 00:46:32,231 --> 00:46:34,607 He's resting. Blew his mind. 611 00:46:34,608 --> 00:46:38,071 - Fuck. - 3 minutes. That's the rule. 612 00:46:43,242 --> 00:46:44,869 OK... 613 00:46:46,287 --> 00:46:48,165 What's going on? 614 00:46:57,424 --> 00:47:00,427 - Oh! - Jesus Christ! 615 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,087 OK, nice and easy... Live animals in the back. 616 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,556 - Holy shit! - Nice! 617 00:47:45,977 --> 00:47:48,274 Nice! 618 00:47:58,784 --> 00:48:03,078 - Open the fucking door! - Get the hell down! 619 00:48:03,079 --> 00:48:04,955 Slow down! 620 00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:09,794 Get down! 621 00:48:18,013 --> 00:48:21,557 Stupid! Let me back in. 622 00:48:32,695 --> 00:48:34,906 Whitey? 623 00:48:36,532 --> 00:48:38,245 Whitey! 624 00:48:41,912 --> 00:48:44,248 - Jump! - Don't jump! 625 00:48:44,249 --> 00:48:47,212 Open the windows! Open the door! 626 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:58,304 Steady. Steady. 627 00:48:58,305 --> 00:49:00,224 Don't do it! 628 00:49:01,142 --> 00:49:02,934 Jump! 629 00:49:06,396 --> 00:49:11,238 Nice! 630 00:49:12,029 --> 00:49:13,948 We did it! 631 00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:19,910 Oh, my God! We did it! 632 00:49:19,911 --> 00:49:21,789 What have you done to your hair? 633 00:49:21,790 --> 00:49:25,208 - What? - What have you done to your hair? 634 00:49:25,209 --> 00:49:27,837 I nearly die and you ask me about my hair? 635 00:49:27,838 --> 00:49:30,634 If I hadn't mentioned it, you'd have sulked. 636 00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:34,261 - You people are insane! - It's in the breeding. 637 00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:35,950 What are you doing here anyway? 638 00:49:35,951 --> 00:49:40,060 You dumped me at a coach stop, remember? 639 00:49:40,061 --> 00:49:43,312 Exactly right. And I went back to find you and you'd gone 640 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:47,359 and I couldn't give you all alone and helpless. I had to find you. 641 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,822 - Really? - I got no time to tell lies. 642 00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:54,201 It's not in my nature. 643 00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:58,747 You're VIP. You're a Very Important Passenger. 644 00:49:58,748 --> 00:50:00,581 I'm important? 645 00:50:00,582 --> 00:50:04,670 I've been speeding my tits off to find you, my beautiful Alice. 646 00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:08,338 If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! 647 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:09,926 Alice. 648 00:50:10,676 --> 00:50:11,991 Alice? 649 00:50:21,314 --> 00:50:26,025 - My name is Alice. - Yeah, well, don't go shouting about it. 650 00:50:26,026 --> 00:50:28,988 - Do you think they're following us? - Not yet. 651 00:50:28,989 --> 00:50:31,367 Lock the door. 652 00:50:35,246 --> 00:50:40,209 - What happens if they do find us? - Let me get my head straight. 653 00:50:45,632 --> 00:50:48,862 You know I actually think I feel bad about the ladies in the truck. 654 00:50:48,863 --> 00:50:50,428 What's a few tarts between friends? 655 00:50:50,429 --> 00:50:53,973 When word gets out about you, the whole world and his wife will be outside. 656 00:50:53,974 --> 00:50:58,393 - Can we just call the police? - Great idea, yeah. 15-20 for kidnapping. 657 00:50:58,394 --> 00:51:02,400 We can tell them a story. We can say that you rescued me. 658 00:51:02,401 --> 00:51:05,235 - My Whitey-knight. - A witness fingered me. 659 00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:08,112 Now I want you to give me one minute. Just one minute's quiet... 660 00:51:08,113 --> 00:51:11,635 just one minute, that's 60 seconds, yeah? Shh... 661 00:51:20,252 --> 00:51:21,777 Alice. 662 00:51:24,175 --> 00:51:25,801 Alice. 663 00:51:26,131 --> 00:51:27,803 Alice. 664 00:51:29,431 --> 00:51:32,806 I don't know why I thought I had a more unusual name. 665 00:51:32,807 --> 00:51:36,394 - Like Tabitha, or Electra... - I said 60, not 6. 666 00:51:37,604 --> 00:51:40,733 - You're a slave to time. - I'm a slave to nothing. 667 00:51:40,734 --> 00:51:42,611 You wear 2 watches. 668 00:51:42,612 --> 00:51:46,448 They're your shackles. Free yourself. 669 00:51:57,669 --> 00:52:00,170 He's willing to pay 10 million for me. 670 00:52:01,713 --> 00:52:05,970 - He does love me. - It's not about love. This is business. 671 00:52:07,386 --> 00:52:10,057 - You don't know my father. - And you do? 672 00:52:12,559 --> 00:52:17,062 I gotta get us out. They'll be cruising every road waiting for us. 673 00:52:17,063 --> 00:52:19,358 You do stand out in your London cab. 674 00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:22,195 You're not as mental as you act. 675 00:52:30,996 --> 00:52:34,625 Couple of easy steals down there, I'm gonna go check 'em out. 676 00:52:36,252 --> 00:52:41,468 If these are shackles, we're shackled together, you and me. 677 00:52:41,469 --> 00:52:43,256 Me and you. 678 00:52:43,257 --> 00:52:47,012 I'll be 5 minutes, 10 minutes tops, you can time me. 679 00:52:47,013 --> 00:52:49,726 Then I'm taking you back. 680 00:52:49,727 --> 00:52:53,605 - Because of the reward money? - Because that's what I promised. 681 00:52:55,065 --> 00:52:57,692 I'm locking you in. 682 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:17,151 Ha-ha, bingo! 683 00:53:27,934 --> 00:53:32,146 How grateful we are to the British Police for their unstinting efforts 684 00:53:32,147 --> 00:53:36,399 in trying to trace our daughter and bring her kidnappers to justice. 685 00:53:40,028 --> 00:53:44,909 I'm afraid I cannot comment... for obvious reasons. 686 00:53:44,910 --> 00:53:46,577 What do I remember? 687 00:53:46,578 --> 00:53:51,039 Dodgson Industries is putting up a 10-million-dollar reward 688 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,214 for a any information leading to the safe return of our daughter. 689 00:53:56,007 --> 00:53:58,257 10-million-dollar reward. 690 00:54:01,595 --> 00:54:03,681 Please, you must understand 691 00:54:03,962 --> 00:54:07,810 that this is a very distressing time for Mrs. Dodgson and me. 692 00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:11,482 And a difficult time for Dodgson industries. 693 00:54:12,772 --> 00:54:15,151 Remember... Remember... 694 00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:19,365 Your father flies to London. 695 00:54:21,908 --> 00:54:24,120 I've hired a private investigator. 696 00:54:24,121 --> 00:54:27,038 - That's good. - You don't know who you are. 697 00:54:27,039 --> 00:54:30,877 Dad, something came up... Dad... 698 00:54:30,878 --> 00:54:34,046 Remember when you and mom lived here in London? 699 00:54:34,047 --> 00:54:36,382 Do you remember when I was born? 700 00:54:36,383 --> 00:54:39,133 I really do need to study these... 701 00:54:39,134 --> 00:54:41,222 Dad, something came up. 702 00:54:41,223 --> 00:54:43,849 I think she may have found out. 703 00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:47,977 I do have to study these. 704 00:54:47,978 --> 00:54:50,774 I knew a woman who lived on Hulme Street. 705 00:54:50,775 --> 00:54:54,067 You don't know you who are, so you don't know who you're not. 706 00:54:54,068 --> 00:54:57,115 If you're missing a girl call this number. 707 00:54:57,614 --> 00:54:59,699 Yes... 708 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:02,245 I'll have her with you in 10 minutes, Harry. 709 00:55:03,205 --> 00:55:04,620 No... 710 00:55:04,621 --> 00:55:08,377 No, my pleasure. Anything for you, Harry. You know that. 711 00:55:09,294 --> 00:55:11,672 Yeah. I would... He's gone. 712 00:55:13,215 --> 00:55:18,551 Once me and Harry split that 10 mil... Or more. 713 00:55:20,471 --> 00:55:25,603 I mean, what limit to a father's love for his coochie-coochie girl, heh? 714 00:55:25,604 --> 00:55:27,564 15 mil? 20 mil? 715 00:55:30,984 --> 00:55:33,987 Huh, nice of you to join us. 716 00:55:33,988 --> 00:55:36,531 - Where's Whitey? - Whitey? 717 00:55:36,532 --> 00:55:38,701 He's out. 718 00:55:40,954 --> 00:55:43,289 With the fairies. 719 00:55:44,706 --> 00:55:47,209 Where are you taking me? 720 00:55:47,210 --> 00:55:48,961 Booo! 721 00:55:48,962 --> 00:55:51,963 - The police are looking for me. - Yeah. 722 00:55:51,964 --> 00:55:55,387 And if you step out of line, they might find a piece. 723 00:55:56,178 --> 00:56:00,889 What should it be, do you think, Alice? An ear? A little pinkie? 724 00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:03,020 You don't play piano, do ya? 725 00:56:06,107 --> 00:56:08,691 Gonzo, argh! 726 00:56:08,692 --> 00:56:10,568 You won't see any money. 727 00:56:10,569 --> 00:56:13,863 - Just wait until Whitey catches up. - Whitey...? 728 00:56:16,951 --> 00:56:21,415 Please... He wouldn't risk a hair on his arse for ya. 729 00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:23,292 The money, maybe. 730 00:56:23,793 --> 00:56:25,812 - But not you. - More on tonight's kidnap story. 731 00:56:25,813 --> 00:56:30,050 Police have issued this photo-fit picture, of the kidnapper. 732 00:56:33,634 --> 00:56:35,929 See, at the end of the day, Alice, 733 00:56:35,992 --> 00:56:39,474 us chaps, we're all the same. 734 00:56:39,475 --> 00:56:42,562 Only in it for what we can get out. 735 00:56:43,981 --> 00:56:45,690 He's different. 736 00:56:47,359 --> 00:56:50,614 You have been starved of affection, haven't you? 737 00:56:51,698 --> 00:56:53,824 Daddy not shown you enough love, hm? 738 00:56:53,825 --> 00:56:57,746 Don't worry... We'll make him pay. 739 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:11,468 Get the cake. Get it on the roof right now. 740 00:57:11,469 --> 00:57:14,263 And where's my girl? 741 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,859 Come on, mate, let us in. You've got to let us in. 742 00:57:27,860 --> 00:57:30,238 - I'm on the guest list. - No jeans. 743 00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:31,696 - No acne. - No trainers. 744 00:57:31,697 --> 00:57:33,826 - I'm his cousin... - No goatee. 745 00:57:33,827 --> 00:57:35,619 - No pierced noses. - Eyebrows. 746 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,580 - Bellybuttons. - Bell ends. 747 00:57:37,581 --> 00:57:41,333 - We're connecting through RSPCA. - No twats in combats. 748 00:57:41,334 --> 00:57:44,586 - I need the loo. - Has my friend gone inside? 749 00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:47,840 Nobody with a name that can be shortened to an-az contraction. 750 00:57:47,841 --> 00:57:50,553 - Like Gaz. - Or Daz. 751 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:55,180 All right, lads. I'm a film director. I can really see you in my next movie. 752 00:57:55,181 --> 00:57:57,726 - No? - No poofs. 753 00:57:57,727 --> 00:58:00,605 - Shirt-lifters. - Rump-rangers. 754 00:58:00,606 --> 00:58:03,231 - Chutney-ferrets. - Arse-bandits. 755 00:58:03,232 --> 00:58:05,984 - Sausage-jockeys. - Fudge-packers. 756 00:58:05,985 --> 00:58:09,071 - Uphill gardeners. - Bowlers from the pavilion end. 757 00:58:09,072 --> 00:58:10,866 - No entry. No way. - Let us in. 758 00:58:10,867 --> 00:58:14,329 - No chance. - Gentlemen. 759 00:58:16,707 --> 00:58:18,334 Come on. 760 00:59:01,795 --> 00:59:03,549 After you! 761 00:59:03,550 --> 00:59:06,092 Get lost! No way! Fuck off! 762 00:59:06,093 --> 00:59:08,305 Rex, we've done what you said. 763 00:59:08,306 --> 00:59:11,933 None of them what's liking their feet is getting in. 764 00:59:11,934 --> 00:59:14,769 Slight misinterpretation of policy. 765 00:59:14,770 --> 00:59:19,234 Nobody's fault, but you can let the alternative crowd in now. 766 00:59:20,401 --> 00:59:23,151 The seaman-sappers? 767 00:59:23,152 --> 00:59:25,531 Harry's orders. 768 00:59:26,742 --> 00:59:29,662 - That's a queer decision if you ask me. - Right! 769 00:59:29,663 --> 00:59:32,288 All you fairies... 770 00:59:39,461 --> 00:59:41,257 Hello, Harry. 771 00:59:41,258 --> 00:59:44,633 Looks like "Sale of the Century" in here. Nice presents. 772 00:59:44,634 --> 00:59:48,305 - No peeking. - Wouldn't dream. 773 00:59:49,850 --> 00:59:52,475 Thank you. I've got some lovely new gifts. 774 00:59:52,476 --> 00:59:55,396 Smart motor, from Jimmy 3 Chins. 775 00:59:55,397 --> 00:59:59,569 Very nice new gaff from Muhammad Eight and his Seven Brothers. 776 00:59:59,570 --> 01:00:04,406 And a rather precautious little filly from One Ball Barry. 777 01:00:04,407 --> 01:00:05,990 This... 778 01:00:05,991 --> 01:00:08,995 This little beauty... 779 01:00:10,204 --> 01:00:12,456 takes the biscuit. 780 01:00:12,457 --> 01:00:15,960 This is the one. The one who's missing. 781 01:00:18,090 --> 01:00:20,174 Alice. 782 01:00:22,927 --> 01:00:25,597 You must let me know who does your nails. 783 01:00:25,598 --> 01:00:27,098 Oh, for God's sake. 784 01:00:27,099 --> 01:00:29,268 Come sit with me. 785 01:00:30,061 --> 01:00:34,440 10 million?! Pfft, I wouldn't pay 10 dollars for it! 786 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:40,488 Shame those boys at the door had to share the one brain. 787 01:00:40,489 --> 01:00:43,907 It's filling up nicely. Very colourful crowd. 788 01:00:43,908 --> 01:00:45,532 Thank you. 789 01:00:45,533 --> 01:00:48,414 - Rex, Alice. - What, no nickname? 790 01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:50,833 - Formally, Rex the Executioner. - Hm. 791 01:00:50,834 --> 01:00:53,708 It's Murder now he's retired. 792 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:56,838 Rex killed them with kindness. Always the gent. 793 01:00:56,839 --> 01:00:59,008 Any other line of work, he'd have been knighted. 794 01:00:59,009 --> 01:01:01,092 So? 795 01:01:01,093 --> 01:01:07,056 - Shall we go over my deal? - You'll find it's my deal, gentlemen. 796 01:01:07,057 --> 01:01:09,143 Play your cards right, you'll soon be with daddy. 797 01:01:09,144 --> 01:01:12,899 No jokers, no wilds. This is a 3-card trick. 798 01:01:13,649 --> 01:01:15,943 1. 799 01:01:15,944 --> 01:01:18,321 I call the old man and up the ante. 800 01:01:18,322 --> 01:01:20,823 20 million. Double or quits? 801 01:01:20,824 --> 01:01:23,034 2... 802 01:01:23,035 --> 01:01:26,537 Money goes in my offshore account and I pay out all the players. 803 01:01:26,538 --> 01:01:30,041 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 50-50, Harry? 804 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:33,130 - Like we said, yeah? - That's right. 805 01:01:34,130 --> 01:01:37,089 60 for me, 40 for everyone else. 806 01:01:37,090 --> 01:01:39,635 And 3... 807 01:01:39,636 --> 01:01:42,016 Alice goes home. 808 01:01:42,848 --> 01:01:46,098 - Questions? - And if he can't come up with the money? 809 01:01:46,099 --> 01:01:48,728 Rex comes out of retirement. 810 01:01:48,729 --> 01:01:51,229 And what if I don't want to go home. 811 01:01:51,230 --> 01:01:55,068 Then this will be your leaving party! 812 01:01:55,820 --> 01:01:59,072 Leaving this mortal coil. 813 01:02:01,327 --> 01:02:04,664 Well, if it is to be my last night, 814 01:02:04,665 --> 01:02:07,333 I would want it to be better than any other. 815 01:02:08,584 --> 01:02:11,337 - I don't get out very often. - Me neither. 816 01:02:12,422 --> 01:02:15,048 Once every 10 years. 817 01:02:17,886 --> 01:02:20,846 Then, if it's all the same to you, 818 01:02:20,847 --> 01:02:23,975 I'll get a drink downstairs. 819 01:02:23,976 --> 01:02:26,105 On the house, my dear. 820 01:02:31,817 --> 01:02:35,570 Harry... Harry, this... 821 01:02:35,571 --> 01:02:38,405 - This deal... - The 70130, yes. 822 01:02:38,406 --> 01:02:43,246 Well, we'll hammer out the details of the 80120 later, shall we? 823 01:02:43,247 --> 01:02:45,667 But... 824 01:02:55,467 --> 01:02:57,805 What do I like... 825 01:02:58,848 --> 01:03:02,934 Hi, could I get a white wine, please? A Chablis? 826 01:03:07,231 --> 01:03:09,941 It's not your birthday, is it? 827 01:03:09,942 --> 01:03:12,650 - Mine is July 19th. - And me! 828 01:03:12,651 --> 01:03:14,865 Where's Gonzo? 829 01:03:32,384 --> 01:03:35,762 - A big cake for the big man. - Hm... 830 01:03:39,724 --> 01:03:42,935 I am partial to a slice of cherry genoa. 831 01:03:42,936 --> 01:03:45,689 This one's got a different kind of cherry. 832 01:03:45,690 --> 01:03:48,568 She said you were getting him a tie. 833 01:03:48,569 --> 01:03:50,194 But a cake...? 834 01:03:50,195 --> 01:03:51,779 That's even worse. 835 01:03:51,780 --> 01:03:54,366 What a fucking Spongebob! 836 01:03:55,283 --> 01:03:57,201 I'm sorry about the delay, Harry. 837 01:03:57,202 --> 01:04:00,331 It took me a while to locate your favourite filling. 838 01:04:04,752 --> 01:04:06,710 - Your Thai. - Thai? 839 01:04:06,711 --> 01:04:08,799 Very good. 840 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,968 But you do know I'm a bachelor of the arse now? 841 01:04:24,106 --> 01:04:27,067 - She's got a sausage. - And taters. 842 01:04:27,068 --> 01:04:29,611 Sweetheart. 843 01:04:29,612 --> 01:04:32,865 You're not keeping it, are you? You don't know where it's been. 844 01:04:32,866 --> 01:04:36,745 When I want your opinion, Jack, I'll give it to you. 845 01:04:36,746 --> 01:04:41,416 It's not Jack. It's Jacqui. Or Jacqueline for posh. 846 01:04:41,417 --> 01:04:43,751 Very nice, my cab-driving friend. 847 01:04:43,752 --> 01:04:46,002 But the damage has been done. 848 01:04:46,003 --> 01:04:47,839 Lessons need to be learned. 849 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,427 What is it we have to do to all get along, hm? 850 01:04:52,678 --> 01:04:55,183 Share. And share alike. 851 01:04:55,184 --> 01:04:59,185 What's your is mine. Hm? 852 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:03,647 - Where is this going? - For you? 853 01:05:03,648 --> 01:05:08,030 The cemetery. A service at St Mary's, "All things bright and beautiful". 854 01:05:08,031 --> 01:05:13,785 Same old Gonzo, same old liability. 855 01:05:13,786 --> 01:05:16,830 Oh, yeah. When it pops you, try not to bleed on my suit, 856 01:05:16,831 --> 01:05:18,623 it's labelled. 857 01:05:18,624 --> 01:05:21,544 Gonzo didn't tell ya? 858 01:05:21,773 --> 01:05:26,195 - Tell me what? - Old father William knows she is in town. 859 01:05:27,719 --> 01:05:31,638 - Old Bill knows Alice is here? - Don't listen to him, Harry. 860 01:05:31,639 --> 01:05:36,101 My priority was to secure the girl outside your turf. 861 01:05:36,102 --> 01:05:40,020 Keep you clean. Then get you to cut the deal. 862 01:05:40,021 --> 01:05:42,190 Why should I believe you? 863 01:05:42,191 --> 01:05:46,155 10 million reward is out of my league, any fool could see that. 864 01:05:46,156 --> 01:05:49,950 Only you can pull off a big one, Harry. That's why I'm here. 865 01:05:55,498 --> 01:06:00,212 You brought her to my gaff, knowing I'd be fingered? 866 01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:07,804 Harry... He's lying. 867 01:06:08,763 --> 01:06:11,516 If there's a Billy in this room, it's you. 868 01:06:13,142 --> 01:06:15,351 Well, I'll take her away. 869 01:06:15,352 --> 01:06:17,771 I didn't know the goods was hot. 870 01:06:17,772 --> 01:06:19,356 Oh, Gonzo. 871 01:06:20,985 --> 01:06:23,359 That really is a nice suit. 872 01:06:38,169 --> 01:06:40,420 Bad day? 873 01:06:40,421 --> 01:06:45,552 My dance partner has got a rash from a cheap bikini wax 874 01:06:45,553 --> 01:06:47,803 leaving me high and dry for tonight. 875 01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:52,101 My lottery numbers came up on the one day I didn't get my ticket, 876 01:06:52,102 --> 01:06:54,894 and even of I did cheat with a ruler, 877 01:06:54,895 --> 01:06:58,397 my John Thomas is... 878 01:06:58,398 --> 01:07:00,778 well under the national average. 879 01:07:02,406 --> 01:07:04,740 I can't tango solo. 880 01:07:06,535 --> 01:07:09,368 I don't suppose you... dance? 881 01:07:09,369 --> 01:07:11,831 I don't remember. 882 01:07:12,791 --> 01:07:16,920 - It's not something you'd forget. - It's a long story. 883 01:07:19,215 --> 01:07:21,381 I've got all night. 884 01:07:21,382 --> 01:07:24,553 Well, you know, actually, I don't. 885 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:28,682 But I will say, if I'm gonna die, 886 01:07:28,683 --> 01:07:33,187 I'm gonna die knowing who I am and who I wanted to be. 887 01:07:37,693 --> 01:07:39,819 Hear, hear. 888 01:07:54,251 --> 01:07:57,087 Your father flies to London. 889 01:07:57,088 --> 01:07:59,549 I can find my own dates. 890 01:07:59,550 --> 01:08:02,219 You're a Dodgson... 891 01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:04,387 We only have your own interests at heart. 892 01:08:04,388 --> 01:08:06,516 Dad, something came up. 893 01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:08,975 Do you remember when I was born? 894 01:08:08,976 --> 01:08:10,646 H... 895 01:08:10,647 --> 01:08:13,689 This is a distressing time for Mrs. Dodgson... 896 01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:15,190 U... 897 01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:18,321 Remember when you and mom lived here in London? 898 01:08:18,322 --> 01:08:20,364 - L... - Private investigator. 899 01:08:20,365 --> 01:08:24,407 - M... - This may change your life. 900 01:08:24,408 --> 01:08:26,452 E. 901 01:08:26,453 --> 01:08:29,958 This Alice... 902 01:08:29,959 --> 01:08:33,378 - She's trouble. - I can sort it for you. 903 01:08:33,379 --> 01:08:35,464 And I was having such a nice time! 904 01:08:35,465 --> 01:08:39,382 - Let me get rid of her. - That's a great idea. No questions. 905 01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:41,344 I want her disappeared. Professional. 906 01:08:41,345 --> 01:08:45,016 - That's not what I meant. - It's what I mean that matters! 907 01:08:45,017 --> 01:08:47,268 She's valuable. 908 01:08:47,269 --> 01:08:50,354 Oh, Whitey, you just don't understand, do you? 909 01:08:50,355 --> 01:08:53,565 Kidnapping- it's not right. 910 01:08:53,566 --> 01:08:57,278 We should stick to what we know, and I know about robbing banks. 911 01:08:57,279 --> 01:08:59,699 10 million would set us up for life. 912 01:09:01,117 --> 01:09:03,076 Here, how's this? 913 01:09:03,077 --> 01:09:06,329 I get the reward, put it in a bank... 914 01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:09,584 you rob the bank. 915 01:09:09,585 --> 01:09:13,962 Don't you get clever. You haven't got the brains to mess with me. 916 01:09:13,963 --> 01:09:15,883 Or the money. 917 01:09:18,762 --> 01:09:23,474 I'll tell you about money! I paid well for protection. Where is it? 918 01:09:23,475 --> 01:09:27,147 Hattie, sweetheart, tone, please. Come here. 919 01:09:27,148 --> 01:09:29,399 Tell me what happened. 920 01:09:32,984 --> 01:09:35,237 She nicked my girls. 921 01:09:35,238 --> 01:09:36,777 Hm? 922 01:09:36,778 --> 01:09:39,743 Pinched me prossies. Stole me tarts. 923 01:09:40,533 --> 01:09:43,579 I want justice. 924 01:09:54,509 --> 01:09:57,053 THIEF! 925 01:10:02,475 --> 01:10:05,559 I'll take care of her, Harry. I'll do all right, you'll see. 926 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:09,399 Tart larceny is a serious offence. I need to set an example. 927 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,862 Rex! Trial. 928 01:10:17,491 --> 01:10:20,369 - A trial! - What's going on? 929 01:10:20,370 --> 01:10:23,497 - What trial? - Whitey, council for the accused. 930 01:10:23,498 --> 01:10:27,753 Rex, prosecution, everyone else, the jury. 931 01:10:27,754 --> 01:10:30,880 Alice, dear. Best of British luck. 932 01:10:32,299 --> 01:10:35,385 - Am I gonna need it? - The defence is not allowed to speak. 933 01:10:35,386 --> 01:10:37,762 - So, technically, yes. - Charges? 934 01:10:37,763 --> 01:10:43,145 Theft of truck containing 6 prostitutes and non-payment of hairdressing fees. 935 01:10:44,814 --> 01:10:48,273 - How do you plead? - I plead diminished responsibility. 936 01:10:48,274 --> 01:10:50,569 Diminished what? 937 01:10:50,570 --> 01:10:54,866 Responsibility, yeah. She was wrong in the head. 938 01:10:54,867 --> 01:10:57,700 - Objection! Defence has spoken. - She's off her head! 939 01:10:57,701 --> 01:11:01,498 Completely. Damaged the medial temporal lobe- caused by his cab. 940 01:11:01,499 --> 01:11:04,209 I'm suing for damages. He should be behind bars. 941 01:11:04,210 --> 01:11:05,751 - What? - Defence spoke again! 942 01:11:05,752 --> 01:11:08,380 Contempt of court! 943 01:11:08,381 --> 01:11:11,384 Throw him out. 944 01:11:12,969 --> 01:11:15,928 - Wait, please! - Do her! 945 01:11:15,929 --> 01:11:17,850 - Surely he can... - Do her! 946 01:11:17,851 --> 01:11:21,226 Look, I'm sorry about your ladies, but my head was in pieces. 947 01:11:21,227 --> 01:11:24,271 Insanity is not a plea. It's a way of life. 948 01:11:24,272 --> 01:11:28,651 Everyone around here is a card short. Sentence is passed! Rex! 949 01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:30,780 Can I call a witness? 950 01:11:33,035 --> 01:11:35,493 I'm not sure that you can. 951 01:11:35,494 --> 01:11:37,955 Then you're not so sure I can't. 952 01:11:37,956 --> 01:11:41,081 Defendant calls to the stand... 953 01:11:41,082 --> 01:11:43,208 - Lady's lost her memory. - Traumatic brain... 954 01:11:43,209 --> 01:11:45,377 Circles, we all run... 955 01:11:45,378 --> 01:11:48,839 Defendant cal is Felix Chester. 956 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:53,427 Permission to speak privately... with my girl. 957 01:11:53,428 --> 01:11:57,100 - Felix... - Granted. 958 01:12:02,357 --> 01:12:05,983 This is all about time. 959 01:12:07,025 --> 01:12:10,363 Except I haven't any left for one of your riddles. 960 01:12:10,364 --> 01:12:13,411 If you had been a few seconds early... 961 01:12:14,204 --> 01:12:16,537 that cab wouldn't have hit you. 962 01:12:16,538 --> 01:12:19,498 I can give back the time you lost, 963 01:12:19,499 --> 01:12:21,794 the part that made a difference. 964 01:12:21,795 --> 01:12:25,213 - Such as...? - You were running, you were free. 965 01:12:25,214 --> 01:12:28,132 You heard a voice. 966 01:12:28,133 --> 01:12:30,847 The bag lady. 967 01:12:30,848 --> 01:12:34,556 You stopped to give her money, but time ticked on. 968 01:12:34,557 --> 01:12:37,811 Just 15 seconds. 969 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:40,021 I can give you them back. 970 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:42,273 Trust me. 971 01:12:42,274 --> 01:12:45,194 I'm a DJ. 972 01:12:45,195 --> 01:12:49,532 - Time's up. - Just say when. 973 01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:53,412 Accused may address the court before sentence is carried out. 974 01:13:02,212 --> 01:13:05,841 You think you're so tough. 975 01:13:05,842 --> 01:13:07,468 King of the underworld. 976 01:13:07,469 --> 01:13:10,345 But really, you're nothing but an old queen! 977 01:13:10,346 --> 01:13:12,390 When! 978 01:13:13,226 --> 01:13:15,311 Run. 2... 979 01:13:15,312 --> 01:13:17,146 3... 980 01:13:24,278 --> 01:13:26,196 Whitey! 981 01:13:28,201 --> 01:13:30,787 After her! Rex! 982 01:13:49,513 --> 01:13:50,907 No! 983 01:13:54,810 --> 01:13:57,149 No... 984 01:14:00,067 --> 01:14:02,778 Don't die. I won't let you die! 985 01:14:02,779 --> 01:14:06,491 - All out of time. - No, I won't let you die. I won't. 986 01:14:10,955 --> 01:14:14,167 15 seconds! 15 seconds! 987 01:14:16,627 --> 01:14:18,255 Run. 988 01:14:39,778 --> 01:14:42,488 Told you you'd get it back. 989 01:14:42,489 --> 01:14:44,659 - What? - The time. 990 01:15:04,345 --> 01:15:07,098 Use the 15 seconds. 991 01:15:07,099 --> 01:15:09,475 I can give you them back. 992 01:15:09,476 --> 01:15:12,814 - See you again! - Run. 993 01:15:30,834 --> 01:15:32,460 Wait! 994 01:15:33,921 --> 01:15:36,256 Oi, bird, move! 995 01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:40,133 I don't believe this. 996 01:15:40,134 --> 01:15:43,053 Look at the time. I'm late on the left, I'm late... 997 01:15:43,054 --> 01:15:45,514 Where's me watch?! 998 01:15:47,644 --> 01:15:49,771 How did you do that? 999 01:15:51,606 --> 01:15:54,398 Shut up and listen. Your name is Whitey, 1000 01:15:54,399 --> 01:15:58,487 you're on your way to pick up a Thai ladyboy as a gift for Harry Hunt. 1001 01:15:58,488 --> 01:16:03,868 You'll miss delivery and wind up dead. I know, I was there. My name is Alice. 1002 01:16:03,869 --> 01:16:07,788 - My dad's a billionaire. - Is this an English version of "Punk'd"? 1003 01:16:07,789 --> 01:16:12,127 He controls my life and now he wants to marry me off to this German schmuck. 1004 01:16:12,128 --> 01:16:15,797 - So I have to break away now. - Just slow down, babe. 1005 01:16:15,798 --> 01:16:19,468 He will post a 10 million-dollar reward for my return. 1006 01:16:19,469 --> 01:16:23,015 We can find a way to get the money and get away. 1007 01:16:23,016 --> 01:16:24,765 "We"? 1008 01:16:24,766 --> 01:16:26,934 You choose. 1009 01:16:26,935 --> 01:16:31,483 10 million and me now, or dead at the seaside later. 1010 01:16:33,316 --> 01:16:35,486 Tick-tock, tick-tock. 1011 01:16:36,863 --> 01:16:39,197 - Dead...? - Toes up. 1012 01:16:39,198 --> 01:16:41,452 or 10 million dollars? 1013 01:16:41,453 --> 01:16:45,122 Roughly 5 million of your cute British pounds. 1014 01:16:45,123 --> 01:16:46,916 Get in. 1015 01:16:59,093 --> 01:17:01,890 If this is a stitch up, you better have a good plastic surgeon. 1016 01:17:01,891 --> 01:17:05,061 I think there's a bottle of "For your Nerves" in your bag. 1017 01:17:05,062 --> 01:17:07,938 Maybe you should take some and calm down. 1018 01:17:16,405 --> 01:17:18,449 What... 1019 01:17:18,450 --> 01:17:21,158 What the fuck are you? 1020 01:17:21,159 --> 01:17:23,498 I'm the girl who saved your life. 1021 01:17:23,499 --> 01:17:25,958 Now let's go and sort out mine. 1022 01:18:03,875 --> 01:18:07,338 I'm looking for a woman who lived here about 20 years ago. 1023 01:18:09,213 --> 01:18:11,174 My mother. 1024 01:18:27,026 --> 01:18:29,276 So... 1025 01:18:29,277 --> 01:18:31,739 My mother just sold me? 1026 01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:34,532 I remember her having the baby... 1027 01:18:34,533 --> 01:18:36,534 You. 1028 01:18:36,535 --> 01:18:39,832 - She never knew the father. - Oh... 1029 01:18:40,414 --> 01:18:43,459 They came at night in a fancy car, the Americans. 1030 01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:49,301 The woman couldn't have children. Told people in America she was pregnant. 1031 01:18:49,302 --> 01:18:52,093 And then bought you. 1032 01:18:54,140 --> 01:18:57,223 - Why me? - You were white, you were easy... 1033 01:18:57,224 --> 01:19:01,313 no red tape, no questions, no records- cash deal. 1034 01:19:03,314 --> 01:19:06,860 - That happens in England? - Happens all over, darling. 1035 01:19:06,861 --> 01:19:09,822 Buyers' market. 1036 01:19:15,579 --> 01:19:18,457 She did the best for you. 1037 01:19:20,251 --> 01:19:22,627 Do you know where she went after that? 1038 01:19:22,628 --> 01:19:26,548 She went off the rails. Drowned the guilt in booze. 1039 01:19:27,464 --> 01:19:29,803 Tried to kill herself. 1040 01:19:30,637 --> 01:19:32,804 Don't blame her. 1041 01:19:32,805 --> 01:19:36,475 It looks as if you've turned out all right. 1042 01:19:40,064 --> 01:19:42,400 Have you ever seen her since? 1043 01:19:47,113 --> 01:19:50,575 You know what? I see her every day. 1044 01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:03,837 Alice Dodgson, daughter of American millionaire Lewis Dodgson... 1045 01:20:03,838 --> 01:20:06,883 is reported to have been abducted. 1046 01:20:06,884 --> 01:20:11,472 Police are giving a few details of the circumstances of her disappearance, 1047 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:15,395 and, as yet, no ransom demand has been received. 1048 01:20:16,895 --> 01:20:18,604 We're here. 1049 01:20:23,443 --> 01:20:25,571 You sure you're OK? 1050 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:30,242 Never felt better. 1051 01:20:31,162 --> 01:20:33,038 Can you just wait here? 1052 01:20:33,039 --> 01:20:35,330 The meter's running. 1053 01:20:36,584 --> 01:20:40,420 How much would 10 million dollars buy me? 1054 01:20:42,090 --> 01:20:44,800 5-10 minutes, would have thought. 1055 01:20:45,592 --> 01:20:47,512 Oh! 1056 01:21:05,533 --> 01:21:07,868 Said I'd see you again. 1057 01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:10,953 You know who I am? 1058 01:21:10,954 --> 01:21:13,246 No. 1059 01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:18,962 I know some things. Not all things. 1060 01:21:18,963 --> 01:21:20,591 And that's a shame. 1061 01:21:20,592 --> 01:21:23,551 Are you any good with riddles? 1062 01:21:23,552 --> 01:21:25,178 Try me. 1063 01:21:26,260 --> 01:21:29,642 What's got no conditions but one condition? 1064 01:21:29,643 --> 01:21:32,268 That takes me back. 1065 01:21:32,269 --> 01:21:34,518 To where? 1066 01:21:34,519 --> 01:21:37,149 I was about your age. 1067 01:21:38,317 --> 01:21:41,028 She was the sweetest thing... 1068 01:21:41,905 --> 01:21:44,032 though I wasn't. 1069 01:21:46,661 --> 01:21:50,832 I loved her, but sometimes that's not enough. 1070 01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:54,127 Sometimes it's everything. 1071 01:21:57,964 --> 01:22:00,925 What's got no conditions but one condition? 1072 01:22:02,467 --> 01:22:05,557 - Love. - Ain't it just! 1073 01:22:12,563 --> 01:22:14,231 What's your name? 1074 01:22:16,276 --> 01:22:18,526 My name is Alice. 1075 01:22:18,965 --> 01:22:21,928 My girl was called Alice. 1076 01:22:29,079 --> 01:22:32,709 How would you feel about a big hotel room... 1077 01:22:32,710 --> 01:22:37,632 with a king-size bed and a long hot bath and room service? 1078 01:22:39,259 --> 01:22:40,970 Nah... 1079 01:22:44,388 --> 01:22:47,496 I got all I need here. 1080 01:23:00,072 --> 01:23:03,868 � Circles... Circles... 1081 01:23:03,869 --> 01:23:08,873 � We all move in circles. 1082 01:23:26,016 --> 01:23:30,146 � Broken frames 1083 01:23:30,147 --> 01:23:34,777 � So dark inside 1084 01:23:35,569 --> 01:23:38,908 � faces mismatched 1085 01:23:39,698 --> 01:23:43,745 � Trickle up in a line 1086 01:23:45,248 --> 01:23:49,791 � Waves of shadows 1087 01:23:49,792 --> 01:23:53,547 � Scattered dreams 1088 01:23:54,798 --> 01:23:57,969 � Where are you? 1089 01:23:59,513 --> 01:24:04,142 � Where are you? 1090 01:24:04,143 --> 01:24:06,646 � Trying to find 1091 01:24:06,647 --> 01:24:12,318 � What do I see? 1092 01:24:13,696 --> 01:24:16,320 � Pictures that rhyme 1093 01:24:16,321 --> 01:24:20,995 � Colours that breathe 1094 01:24:23,538 --> 01:24:27,876 � I need to 1095 01:24:27,877 --> 01:24:31,340 � Discover more 1096 01:24:33,049 --> 01:24:36,887 � find where I'll be 1097 01:24:37,721 --> 01:24:41,725 � Let images pour 1098 01:24:42,561 --> 01:24:45,268 � Trying to find 1099 01:24:45,269 --> 01:24:50,569 � What do I see? 1100 01:24:52,486 --> 01:24:55,116 � Pictures that rhyme 1101 01:24:55,117 --> 01:25:00,329 � Colours that breathe 1102 01:25:02,078 --> 01:25:04,415 � Trying to find 1103 01:25:04,416 --> 01:25:09,006 � What do I see? 1104 01:25:09,007 --> 01:25:11,926 � Where are you? 1105 01:25:11,927 --> 01:25:14,177 � Pictures that rhyme 1106 01:25:14,178 --> 01:25:22,645 � Colours that breathe 1107 01:25:43,334 --> 01:25:45,918 � Yeeeh-oooh 1108 01:25:45,919 --> 01:25:47,837 � Ha-ha, yes, I know, girl 1109 01:25:47,838 --> 01:25:49,632 � Big titties, small titties Little itty bitty titties 1110 01:25:49,633 --> 01:25:51,677 � Round titties, flat titties Crawfish titties, girl 1111 01:25:51,678 --> 01:25:53,301 � I don't mind what cup you got 1112 01:25:53,302 --> 01:25:55,386 � So long as that cup's gone when daddy gets on top 1113 01:25:55,387 --> 01:25:57,139 � Big titties, little titties Little fluffy bush titties 1114 01:25:57,140 --> 01:25:58,809 � Round titties, flat titties Big down daddy titties 1115 01:25:58,810 --> 01:26:00,686 � I don't mind what size there is 1116 01:26:00,687 --> 01:26:05,607 � But when daddy on top Make sure you make you go ooh~ooh~ooh 1117 01:26:05,608 --> 01:26:07,649 � Y~eeeh~ooh 1118 01:26:07,650 --> 01:26:11,322 � Y~ooh~ooh Y~eeeeh~oooh 1119 01:26:11,323 --> 01:26:13,241 � Y~ooh~ooh 1120 01:26:13,242 --> 01:26:15,703 � Y~eeeh~ooooh 1121 01:26:15,704 --> 01:26:17,498 � That's how you do it, girl 1122 01:26:17,499 --> 01:26:19,204 � Big and small finger-lickin' with the taste 1123 01:26:19,205 --> 01:26:21,122 � Pink ones, brown ones Sugar-picking pie ones 1124 01:26:21,123 --> 01:26:23,042 � Clean ones, dirty ones Swamp shit muddy ones 1125 01:26:23,043 --> 01:26:25,421 � I don't mind so long as you make daddy go 1126 01:26:25,422 --> 01:26:28,588 � Heebada... Hum-shebada Sum-blablabla... risque! 1127 01:26:28,589 --> 01:26:31,219 � I don't mind which way you look But when daddy unbuckles 1128 01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:33,556 � Make sure you make me go...83299

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