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Hey! Listen!
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You like it when I grab you
and I breathe on your neck.
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My tongue is like an anteater.
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I can kiss you at any moment!
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When I opened the beach cabin door,
you saw me in a thong and went wild.
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I saw how you devoured me.
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I know my rear end is the pinkest
in all the Mediterranean!
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And so?
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You big glutton
You like it, you lovely slender lady
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You like good stuff
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Here is my beard
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You big glutton
You like me, lovely big tits.
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You like good stuff
Look and touch a bit
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You'd like to nibble my lobe, huh?
Nice and fleshy like a child's bottom.
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I know I'm interesting.
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I saw how you go crazy
over my brown sandals.
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Hold still! Don't bite me too hard!
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I could go berserk any moment.
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You big glutton
You like me, lovely, towering lady
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You like good stuff
Here is my cheek
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You big glutton
You like me, lovely slender lady
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You like good stuff
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Look and feel
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You big glutton, lovely big tits!
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Lovely, towering lady!
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Lovely golden body!
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Tell me you are my lovely golden body!
Say it.
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Alberto! Alberto, it's eight o'clock.
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Alberto, wake up, darling!
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The second alarm will ring.
You must get up and turn it off.
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I'm sorry, but you really must get up now.
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Where are the pills for my pressure?
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Remember not to drink
the fish water as usual.
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I left the water pitcher
on the table, to the right.
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Come on, darling. It's late!
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She sleeps with earplugs.
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She treats me as if I were a horse.
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If you get a wife made in the USA,
100% American,
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you have to submit to such things.
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Open up!
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Love! Your tea.
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Who is it?
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My love, please. Excuse me.
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Relax, my love. I just wanted
to wake you up with a nice kiss.
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Are you all right?
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Helen! Helen!
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The plumber hasn't inverted
the shower faucets yet.
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Now you tell me!
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Piano or cello? That is the problem!
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It's not a problem, love.
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I already prepared both instruments.
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It's the dilemma of my life.
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At times, I feel I have a double soul.
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Maybe that's why
I didn't become a great musician.
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You are a great musician, my love.
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Eleonora, don't arouse instincts
that are dormant inside of me.
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They've been napping there
for three months!
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Awaking of the senses is bad for music.
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What is it?
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It's the awaking of the senses!
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Dear, hurry.
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To be on time, you should've already left.
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I am on time just the same!
It's not so late.
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I can't even drink coffee in peace!
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What if I had breakfast like you?
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Alberto, it's 8:20. Check your watch!
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It's not late!
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How wonderful!
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Americans… Damn those Americans!
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Excuse me, my love.
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I didn't do it on purpose.
I just wanted to hug you.
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Come.
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There.
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Here.
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Love, remember that I'm here too.
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The piano, the cello and me, Eleonora.
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What a morning!
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Good morning, sir.
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-Who are you?
-I came for a shower.
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-In my home?
-I came for a bath yesterday.
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I'm here for a shower today,
and then I'm finished.
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-Excuse me…
-I am the plumber!
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Sure, the plumber. Fix the shower!
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-Yes. I must invert the faucets.
-Right. Come in.
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-Thank you.
-Don't make any noise.
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MILK IS HEALTH
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Milk!
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Milk!
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Come in!
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Sir. They returned the music cassettes.
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Mozart doesn't work.
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The cows didn't produce
more milk with Mozart.
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Let's try with Beethoven.
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Sir, we found out that our competitors
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had an increase of production
with Strauss.
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The "Blue Danube Waltz"
performed miracles.
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Yes. We'll buy all the milk
available up to 20 hectoliters,
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but gradually, to avoid rises. Thank you.
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I don't think cows
give more milk with music.
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It's what the statistics say!
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Let's try the "Blue Danube Waltz" then.
Come in!
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Good morning, sir.
Concentrated milk is increasing.
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Milk!
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Milk!
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Come in!
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Condensed milk in the gigantic package
is very popular.
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The gigantic package is very successful.
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Come in!
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Sir, they sent the skimmed milk back.
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Nobody wants it.
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The long life milk shipment
was spoiled in Sicily.
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-Only bad new from you! You can go.
-Good day!
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All taken. There isn't a space available.
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Did you aim at each other?
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-Don't worry.
-We'll get the insurance money.
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-Don't move.
-Darn it!
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-See what you did?
-What you did!
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Why didn't you look back?
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You must look back
when you drive in reverse.
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I reared back.
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Please be less vulgar.
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Vulgar? What are you thinking?
You are crazy!
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You think you're offending me,
but you just make me laugh!
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The lady is laughing.
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You don't rear back like that.
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She's saying bad words too.
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You be quiet!
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When one meets people like you,
he must run off!
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-Really?
-Don't run off!
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Let's pretend it's really damaged.
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-Be quiet!
-All right.
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Miss, he's stealing your car!
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-Stop! Where are you going? Stop!
-Chase him.
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He's taking my car! Stop! Thief!
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Stop that car! Stop it! It's mine.
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Thief. Scoundrel.
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-Yes?
-Hoodlum.
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Let's keep calm. Is that clear?
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I'll free the car, and you will beat it.
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Come.
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Please…
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-Turn on the engine.
-You're rude!
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I hope you disappear from my life forever.
Go on.
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No, just a moment. Wait!
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Stop!
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Wait. Stop a minute!
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-Go away. Don't irritate me.
-Don't you see that…
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Miss, please. Stop!
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Why are you following me? You clown!
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-Go away!
-Wait.
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Please, stop!
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I can't go on.
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Where are you taking me?
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Stop!
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-On your right you'll see…
-How did you get there?
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I have a heart murmur!
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I have a wife and children. Are you crazy?
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You want to get me in trouble?
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What does he want?
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You didn't become a great musician
because you're a pig!
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-Hi.
-Alberto!
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-Why are you back?
-I need a shower.
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-You don't know what happened.
-A bath would be better.
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If you wait in the bedroom,
I'll get it ready.
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I don't feel like waiting. I'm tired.
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I've been running all morning.
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I even had an accident, a crash.
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-Where? With who?
-With some lunatic woman.
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-A real jerk!
-Really? How did it happen?
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This morning when I left
the office to go to the bank…
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Where is the soap?
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-Well? Tell me.
-Thanks.
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In the parking lot
I looked into the mirror.
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-And then?
-What do I see? A vacant space.
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You know what I did? I reared…
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Dear! I forgot about the plumber.
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He's fixing the faucets.
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He's naked and has an erection.
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I'm almost finished.
Don't worry. It's fixed now.
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Cold water comes out
of the cold water faucet…
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-Hot water…
-Comes out of the hot water one.
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Yes, the hot water.
Why are you looking at me like that?
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Did you get some strange idea
into your head?
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-You seem to have doubts.
-Doubts?
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-Sometimes appearance…
-No doubts.
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How did I take it?
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Calmly. I didn't lose my cool.
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I see that.
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You've never had a depressive reaction
during these two months
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after your wife returned to America?
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-One thing depresses me.
-What is it?
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-Since it happened…
-Yes?
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-How can I say this?
-Go ahead.
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That thing there… the thing…
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Doesn't move anymore.
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Maybe the shock…
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Did you try masturbating?
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Yes, but I don't want it
known in the company.
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It's the typical case of sexual block.
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We Jung psychoanalysts
don't worry about these things.
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The penis is just a phallic symbol.
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You say I can rest assured.
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In your condition,
I think you're forced to be calm.
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How are you doing
with that dream of yours?
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I keep on swimming in a sea of milk.
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You don't see anything on the horizon?
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Yes. I…
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I see…
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Milk!
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-Things like…
-It's a breast.
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-A breast?
-No doubt about it.
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For you, the island of safety
is represented by one breast.
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Professor,
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I work for a company that produces dairy.
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It could be a nightmare
that comes from my work environment.
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No. It's just as I thought.
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It's nostalgia for the maternal breast.
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-You desire to be breast fed.
-Me?
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Come, please.
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-Don't worry.
-No, of course. Goodbye.
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Excuse me. It's a plant!
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Professor, when the husbands
of my girlfriends cheat on them,
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they are overwhelmed by anguish.
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I'd like to be anguished too.
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But I'm not at all desperate.
I don't think it's normal.
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Sometimes I feel like laughing.
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You feel like laughing?
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That is not good!
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In this case,
there's nothing to laugh about.
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You should cry.
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Adultery isn't something
to be taken lightly.
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In a case like this,
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a normal person should start thinking
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that life is over.
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-There.
-This is the 20th. Enough now.
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You're a great friend!
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If it's the last photo
I have taken while I'm alive,
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I want to choose it!
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My psychoanalyst suggested
I commit suicide.
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Listen, dearie.
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I told you. Instead of lingering
on this silly idea of suicide,
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why don't you go for a nice trot?
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-A what?
-A trot, a nice screw.
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You know I hate using vulgar words.
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Enough, Marisa.
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I choose this one.
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You prefer something modern?
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-Let's see.
-Or classic?
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I like simple things.
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Do you prefer marble?
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It's nice!
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It looks good on marble.
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On the inscription,
we'll only put the date.
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It's the most serious
and most elegant solution.
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Today is the 26th.
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00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,120
Let's put the 29th. No, I can't make it.
259
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,120
Let's put the 30th.
260
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,520
I'm sure I'll manage to die
within three days.
261
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,320
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
262
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,840
I had you get up at this hour of the night
for a stupid anxiety attack.
263
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,640
Don't worry.
264
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,360
I was afraid.
265
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,800
Afraid of what?
266
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,880
Tell me the truth.
What matters is the truth!
267
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,280
At a certain point,
268
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,720
I felt attracted…
269
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,280
-Professor!
-Yes?
270
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,920
I felt attracted to the idea of suicide.
271
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,360
Finally! Good.
272
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,600
It happens in cases like yours
273
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,720
that a person thinks of suicide.
274
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,520
We Jung psychoanalysts, in these cases,
275
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,200
suggest symbolic gestures
276
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,920
that give the same satisfaction
as suicide.
277
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,040
I'll give you an example.
Take your photograph,
278
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,200
your ID card, driver's license…
279
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,160
Tear it into a thousand pieces.
280
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,520
It's as if you committed suicide.
281
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,520
For a while, it keeps away
the thought of suicide.
282
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,640
Are you crazy?
I almost cut off a customer's head!
283
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,320
Excuse me, you're right.
You've nothing to do with it. Sorry.
284
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,320
Alberto, Alberto, it's eight o'clock.
285
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,880
Alberto! Wake up, dear.
286
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,840
I've no more pictures to tear up.
287
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,920
-Is she crazy?
-Did she fall?
288
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,800
-No, she jumped.
-Let's save her.
289
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,920
Bye, Alberto!
290
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,400
-Easy!
-Let's put her here.
291
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,600
She needs mouth to mouth resuscitation.
292
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,680
-I'll do it.
-Easy!
293
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,800
Poor thing!
294
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,760
-Such a beautiful woman!
-She really wanted to die.
295
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,640
Let's hope she recovers.
296
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,280
-Breathing again.
-Not yet.
297
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:58,120
He is breathing again! I'll do it now.
298
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,200
I'm not tired.
299
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,440
Let's hope she comes to.
300
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,480
Help!
301
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,200
I almost broke my head!
302
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Be brave. Go!
303
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,520
I'm going.
304
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,360
Don't look.
305
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,680
Look up, look up.
306
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:39,160
Who are you?
Where were you? Are you drunk?
307
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,880
I leaned out the window too much.
308
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,560
-Which floor are you going to?
-We can take you back home.
309
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,040
-Sure.
-I need to go up.
310
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:51,120
-Pull.
-Just one is pulling?
311
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,240
You're very kind, thank you.
312
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,440
I'll get off here. This is it.
313
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,400
-You didn't get hurt, did you?
-No, not at all.
314
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,520
-Are you sure it's your home?
-I know my home!
315
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,440
Watch out!
316
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,880
Thank you. This is it.
317
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,360
Thanks for the ride. Goodbye.
318
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,880
Gas.
319
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,200
Gas. How could I not have thought of it?
320
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,800
Come on, dear.
321
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,800
-Dear!
-I smell gas.
322
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,840
You always make up an excuse.
323
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,560
-No…
-Dear!
324
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,840
-Come on!
-I smell gas!
325
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,800
You make me faint. I feel dizzy.
326
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,840
Did you have to commit suicide in my home?
327
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,560
Couldn't you turn on the gas in your home?
328
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,320
I apologize. I'm so embarrassed.
329
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,120
I got in the wrong window.
330
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,480
I wanted to commit suicide by myself!
Sorry to involve you.
331
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,720
On the other hand…
All right, some other time!
332
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,080
-Excuse me. I'll be right back.
-Don't forget.
333
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,280
OPERATING ROOM
334
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,120
-Vincenzo, come here.
-I'm coming, sister.
335
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,120
Excuse me!
336
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,080
-I'm so sorry.
-Forget it.
337
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,640
Look who is here!
338
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,800
-What are you doing here?
-Good day!
339
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,440
-Good day!
-I didn't recognize you.
340
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,720
You even ran into me with a stretcher!
341
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,560
-You have a mania.
-This time I wasn't driving.
342
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,440
-You want to argue?
-Of course not.
343
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,560
I've other things on my mind.
344
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,120
-You're having surgery too?
-I fell into water.
345
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,560
They pulled me out
and I'd almost drowned… died.
346
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,720
Drowned people don't have surgery.
347
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,800
No, but since I'm here,
I decided to have a nose job.
348
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,800
There's a fantastic surgeon here.
I know it's not too noticeable, but…
349
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,240
Look. It's a bit crooked.
350
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,640
-I can see that.
-You think it will be painful?
351
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,000
-No, I don't think so.
-What are you doing here?
352
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:53,600
I broke a foot.
Luckily, my neighbors smelled the gas.
353
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,840
What's the smell of gas
have to do with your foot?
354
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,840
Let's hope
things go better with the next one.
355
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,440
Today the professor
doesn't do one thing right.
356
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,880
I think it's your turn.
357
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,560
-It's your turn now.
-Thank you.
358
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,800
-Shit!
-Thank you.
359
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,480
Don't say these things here.
360
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,880
It's for good luck.
361
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,760
Goodbye.
362
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,520
All these people!
363
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,000
What kind of hospital is this?
364
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,200
A person goes inside for a foot operation
and he gets a nose job!
365
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,880
I'll report you, the surgeon,
the nurses, the anesthetist.
366
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,480
I'll send you all to jail.
367
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,160
How can you say the surgeon is to blame?
368
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,840
You entered the operating room
with a nose x-ray.
369
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,160
It belonged to that owl behind me!
370
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,160
-A surgeon didn't notice…
-Calm down.
371
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,480
He took care of the foot too.
372
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,000
I'll report you even if you are a nun.
373
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:09,080
I think it was a little bit crooked.
374
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,480
-My foot, not my nose!
-What do you want to do?
375
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,920
I want the first name, the last name,
and the address of that lady, that owl!
376
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,920
My nose always gets clogged.
Will I always speak like this?
377
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,600
It's no big deal.
378
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,360
Think of those who enter
the operating room and never wake up!
379
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,880
-What are you doing?
-Let's put this in your little nose.
380
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,320
You will feel better.
381
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,400
Drink this. It's a detox.
382
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,360
Come on! Take it! Finally!
383
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,000
Let's go, nurse.
384
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,520
Milk, too. They're getting at me.
385
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,800
I'll report this nun.
386
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,760
This.
387
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,000
This.
388
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,160
This.
389
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,120
What's up?
390
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,640
What's up? What's happening?
391
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,640
So…
392
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,600
So…
393
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,200
Yes.
394
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,400
Yes.
395
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,520
I've seen you from the window
for three days.
396
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,040
I wasn't sure it was you.
397
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,600
-What a disaster!
-Since school days!
398
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,440
-Almost 100 years have gone by.
-Yes.
399
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:08,360
What struck me most about you
is that you always seem serene.
400
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,120
Happy.
401
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,040
Always thinking of God.
402
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,800
Cultivating flowers
from morning till night.
403
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,320
-Son of a bitch!
-Francesco!
404
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,680
I have permission from my superior.
I can even say "dick"!
405
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,280
Roses sometime pierce you.
406
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,880
So a few bad words are accepted.
407
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,680
May I ask you a question?
408
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,440
If a man becomes a friar, is he happy?
409
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,400
-Aren't you happy?
-So-so.
410
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,520
-Cheating problems?
-Unfortunately.
411
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,680
How can you think of becoming a friar
if you are a cuckold?
412
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,760
Devils have horns,
and a devil in the convent…
413
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,400
Alberto, you still think of women
414
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,480
with all the commotion
going on in the world!
415
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,080
If you only knew how great it is
without those pains in the ass!
416
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,639
Do you have permission
from your superior for this, too?
417
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,920
Not for that…
418
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,159
Understand, jerk?
As of today, we're living without women.
419
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,560
Women… Forget it!
420
00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:25,639
Listen to that voice!
421
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,199
Women! Women!
422
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,880
Women.
423
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,920
I will certainly improve
when I get to the mountains.
424
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,159
This is an authentic naĂŻf guru.
425
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,159
He's tops right now.
426
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,639
He's not the usual Indian,
but a true reincarnation.
427
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,679
Let's hope so.
428
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,680
Come.
429
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:04,320
Are you sure he'll free me
from anxiety and anguish?
430
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,600
He'll do a lot more. You'll see!
431
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,440
YOGA SCHOOL
432
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,120
Hello? Nunziatina!
433
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,680
I must speak softly,
or the clients will hear me!
434
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,560
What am I doing? I'm being a fakir.
435
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,280
A fakir! What did you do
with the promissory notes?
436
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,120
Money to Gennarino?
He's 80. Let's wait for him to die!
437
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,000
Did they renew the promissory notes?
438
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:35,640
I don't care about being cuckold anymore.
439
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,480
Maybe yoga is good for me.
440
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,080
Now you'll get into this position.
Take a good look at me.
441
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,400
Hibernation.
442
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,480
-Anything else?
-No, that's fine.
443
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,840
Thank you.
444
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
I found out that you can live very well
without men.
445
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,480
No. How can you live without men?
446
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,760
If I don't have men,
I'm lacking my breath, air, everything.
447
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,320
I've decided. I'm taking a trip.
448
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,720
-Why don't we go to India?
-No!
449
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,920
I'm going where Doctor Rossini suggested.
Lovely, huh?
450
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:31,640
"A breathtaking corner of Valmalenco,
in the solitude of high mountains."
451
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,360
We are in Valmalenco, not in Tyrol!
452
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,320
-Good morning!
-Good morning!
453
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,040
Professor Rossini sent me.
454
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,800
He gave me a letter of presentation.
455
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,000
Here.
456
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,080
Excuse me…
457
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,360
It's the same thing.
I don't know how to read!
458
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,200
If Dr. Rossini sends you,
it's fine with me.
459
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,800
You people really know what life is.
460
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:48,120
Good air, genuine food.
The landscape is magnificent.
461
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:53,360
-You cut wood and enrich your spirit.
-Actually, I cut wood and get bored!
462
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,640
Give me the hatchet. May I?
463
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,400
Just one.
464
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,360
Stop.
465
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,720
-Damn you!
-Excuse me.
466
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,360
Anselmo, you want to kill me?
467
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,400
-He did it!
-It's true.
468
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,800
Doctor Rossini keeps sending us lunatics!
469
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,720
Excuse me. I'll go change and take a walk.
470
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,320
Go on.
471
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,480
Anselmo, there's another guest.
472
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,560
Enough. We are full!
473
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,560
Go on. I'll take care of the bags.
474
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,640
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
475
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:49,920
It's slippery with city shoes. Watch out.
476
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,920
-It looks just like the postcard.
-Go inside, miss.
477
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,600
-My wife will show you the room.
-All right.
478
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,280
-Anita, there's another guest.
-I'm coming!
479
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,480
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
480
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,440
I'll take the bags inside.
481
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,680
Here's the bathroom, the tub, the bidet.
482
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,600
-Very good.
-This is the bedroom.
483
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,320
My poor grandma slept here.
484
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,480
-You like it?
-It's very nice.
485
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,880
I'm glad you like it.
If you need anything, call me.
486
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,160
-All right.
-I'll be downstairs.
487
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,320
Who is it?
488
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,800
Snow!
489
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,800
Mountains are beautiful!
490
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,160
Really beautiful!
491
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,120
My calves!
492
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,080
Excuse me. I'm a bit tired.
Could I eat in my room?
493
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,520
-As you wish.
-Will you prepare the dish?
494
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,440
-All right.
-Thank you.
495
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:16,280
Anselmo,
when is Gustavo coming with the tractor?
496
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,520
-The snow cat!
-That thing!
497
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,480
-Tell him to bring some…
-Cuckoo!
498
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,160
Something smells good.
This is a real dinner!
499
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,400
You can taste the hand of an expert cook.
500
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,040
That's the meal for the pigs!
501
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:53,320
This is our dinner.
"Polenta taragna" and sausages.
502
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,840
We don't use taragna in Veneto,
but we learned.
503
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,080
And it's good!
504
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,520
I'll go wash my hands.
Excuse me. I'll be right back.
505
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,680
Where are my sausages? Who took them?
506
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,560
-Want more sausages? Here they are.
-They were here.
507
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,880
Thank you.
508
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,600
That madman eats so much!
509
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,680
I almost broke it off!
510
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,440
Cough medicine.
511
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,200
Nose drops.
512
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,080
GRAPEFRUIT SHAMPOO
513
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,400
I didn't get my face mask.
514
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,600
Pills.
515
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,120
Cough medicine.
516
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,320
No, my pearls!
517
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,040
Darn it!
518
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,920
Where is my aftershave?
519
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,760
MOISTURIZING MASK
520
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,160
IODIZED ALCOHOL
521
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:34,040
You again? What are you doing here?
522
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,400
Who are you?
How did you get in? Who are you?
523
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,400
Don't pretend you don't know me.
524
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,440
Oh, no! Why?
525
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,320
-What did I do wrong?
-What did you do wrong?
526
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,800
Whenever I bump into you,
tragic things happen to me!
527
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,680
Why do you torment me?
528
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,120
Even when I'm in the bathroom
of a solitary hotel!
529
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,040
While I am…
530
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,440
Don't be vulgar and stop tormenting me!
531
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,760
-Go away!
-Of course I'll go.
532
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,840
I am leaving.
533
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,240
Of course I'll leave.
534
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,120
Yes, I am going.
535
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,120
I would never stay.
536
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,480
As soon as I…
537
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,480
Not my nose!
538
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,560
Drops…
539
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,160
That darn owl!
540
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:37,360
Trust me. He's my patient.
I know him very well.
541
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,760
You can rest assured. Yes.
542
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:46,520
I suggest being
very understanding with him.
543
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:51,320
After his wife left him,
he attempted suicide.
544
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:56,160
Him too? We can help each other.
We have the same problem.
545
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,520
What?
546
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,520
What?
547
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,600
A sexual block.
548
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:08,920
The milk?
549
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:15,000
I think what he likes most
in a woman are her breasts.
550
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,680
I see. Nostalgia for the mother's breast.
551
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,080
If you want to help him,
552
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:24,440
I think you should behave
553
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,760
like a real nanny.
554
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,720
Hey, my guests!
555
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,320
What time is the next train?
556
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,040
There aren't any until tomorrow morning.
557
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:57,400
In the meantime,
I now understand many things about you.
558
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,160
I'm not as I seem, either.
559
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:04,160
I am nice, pleasant and loving.
560
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,440
I'm leaving anyway.
561
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,800
-Who is it?
-Don't be afraid. It's me.
562
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,480
I went out to get some air.
563
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,480
Don't get your hopes up.
Sooner or later I'll leave.
564
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,440
Make way! Make way!
565
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,360
Darn it!
566
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,520
Can't you see no one is here?
567
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,240
Water skiing!
568
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,520
This sport is hell!
569
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,320
Make way!
570
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,760
The skis. Get the skis.
571
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,880
How do you stop?
572
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,560
It seemed easy, instead…
573
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,720
I'll take this.
574
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,680
Relax. A little patience.
575
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,040
Finally I got it.
576
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,880
Oh, come on! Go to the sea instead!
577
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,400
-Go on!
-Bravo!
578
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,240
Here it is!
579
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,920
Jerk!
580
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,000
-What are you doing?
-What am I doing?
581
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,320
-You should take the gondola lift.
-Gondola lift?
582
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,840
-Gondola lift. Go!
-Gondola lift.
583
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,120
I told you to be careful.
584
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,840
It took off.
I didn't have time to get inside!
585
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,920
Stop it. I don't want to be scolded.
586
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,120
Don't shout and hold on tight.
587
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,800
Mind your own business.
How long is the ride?
588
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,120
-Only a quarter of an hour.
-I thought a lot longer!
589
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:42,840
-Does it get much higher?
-Yes. It reaches 200 meters.
590
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,880
-Can you make it to the top?
-I'm perfectly at ease!
591
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,320
Don't worry.
592
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:00,920
Give me a hand.
I'm just trying to help you.
593
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,480
I'm fine! I don't want to be helped.
594
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,880
Just say you're afraid
of even moving a finger.
595
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,880
Me, afraid? This is loads of fun.
596
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,480
How long can you resist?
597
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,040
I think I've reached the limit.
598
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,200
Make way!
599
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,640
Make way!
600
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,840
There you are!
601
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,800
-Are you still alive?
-See that jump?
602
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,200
-I've a tough hide.
-What do you want to do now?
603
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,360
Nothing. I'm checking my ski boots.
604
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,440
Don't be a child. Come down.
605
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,200
Me? No, I won't.
606
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,000
You can go ahead. I'm staying.
607
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,200
Just a minute!
608
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,920
Help.
609
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,160
What'll I do?
610
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:17,800
-Just a minute. How does it stop?
-Pull the brake!
611
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:21,800
Help!
612
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,320
VALMALENCO TROPHY
FINISH LINE
613
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,040
I'm in a tree!
614
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,720
It's over… Oh, God!
615
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,400
What are you doing up there?
616
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:25,760
-Me? Looking at the view.
-Get down!
617
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,360
No, thanks. I'm fine here. It's beautiful.
618
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,280
-Go on.
-All right.
619
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,760
These trees don't hold.
620
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:53,000
The girl from Parenzo
621
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:58,360
set up a shop
622
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,920
She sold everything
623
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:04,760
He let me go rusty!
624
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,080
Polenta and stock fish!
625
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:12,400
Why don't you love me anymore?
626
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:16,000
He had me dance only twice in my life.
627
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,760
The first time on our wedding day
628
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,920
and tonight after 25 years,
for our anniversary.
629
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,920
Go on!
630
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,560
My old girlfriend
631
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:32,000
is a reserve
632
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:38,360
But when the grass grows
633
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,480
I take her to graze
634
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:45,680
Why don't you love me anymore?
635
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,720
You come dance too!
636
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,720
-Come on, people!
-The music will end.
637
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,880
-If I dance, who will play?
-That's true!
638
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,600
I have an idea.
639
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:04,080
When November comes…
640
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:08,200
-Can you play?
-Yes, sure.
641
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:12,200
Why don't you love me anymore?
642
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:18,200
I take her to graze
643
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,400
with the goats
644
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:27,200
-Oh, pig!
-Anita, take advantage.
645
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:31,040
Who knows if this miracle will take place
on our next anniversary.
646
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,080
Why don't you love me anymore?
647
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,280
If the sea were made of sauce
648
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:44,040
and the mountains of polenta…
649
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,480
The party is over.
650
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,160
I'm sorry about last night
in the bathroom.
651
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,680
-I was a bit rude.
-It's OK. You're forgiven.
652
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,320
-Let's have a drink.
-Thanks.
653
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,680
I'd better not.
654
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,160
You don't drink?
655
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:26,160
I've had enough.
I don't want to go overboard.
656
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:29,160
Alcohol is good in some cases.
657
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,120
-In what cases?
-Well…
658
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,400
You are always so upset!
659
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:39,080
I wonder what is behind that…
660
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:43,440
Maybe you are shy, introverted.
661
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,440
You have a strange accent.
662
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,880
-Of course. I'm Dutch.
-That's it!
663
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,480
-The land of tulips.
-And milk.
664
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,760
You Dutch export tulips
in the whole world.
665
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,720
Especially milk.
666
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,280
Did you ever see a Dutch dairy farm?
667
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,840
Why do you always talk about milk?
I live with it all day long!
668
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,520
Condensed and powdered milk,
long life milk.
669
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,560
It makes me nauseous.
670
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,680
You should see the cows
in our diary farms.
671
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,120
Did you ever taste milk when it's just…
672
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,320
-How do you say it?
-Milked?
673
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,280
-Yes.
-Give me something to drink.
674
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,080
Even in the mountains we talk about milk!
675
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,800
-Think of it as the maternal breast.
-If you say it that way…
676
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,040
-I'm sorry I don't have milk.
-You're doing it on purpose!
677
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,160
Why do you keep on talking about milk?
678
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:24,320
What do you think? I want to help.
679
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:28,120
We all have our problems,
knots to be untied,
680
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,800
without knowing it.
681
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,360
You too. I can see that.
682
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,920
What can you see?
What do you know about my knots?
683
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:40,360
You worry about your own knots
and stop treating me like an infant!
684
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,480
My head!
685
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,800
I feel dizzy!
686
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,000
It must be the drink!
687
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,400
What a bore!
688
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,640
-What a life!
-Marisa, why are you here?
689
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:27,360
What do you mean?
You said to come see you.
690
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:31,160
-I wasn't expecting you.
-What a place. It's cold!
691
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,320
Is this a cave?
692
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,360
I needed this!
693
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:43,120
There are only two rooms
and they're taken.
694
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,840
Darn it! Where will I sleep?
695
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,600
Tonight, with me. Then we'll see.
696
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,480
I'm Eleonora!
697
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:27,920
Eleonora, it's Alberto!
698
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:37,680
Where can he be?
699
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,640
What a duet!
700
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:57,840
The crazier they are,
the more they want to fuck!
701
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,200
They're young. Leave them alone.
702
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:04,880
Get the umbrella. It's raining tomatoes!
703
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,280
There.
704
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,120
Who can it be?
705
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,760
I'm coming!
706
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,240
-Excuse me.
-What are you doing here?
707
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:42,880
Do you know where your tenant went?
708
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,360
I didn't see anyone.
In fact, I thought that…
709
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:51,840
Thank you.
710
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:04,360
Anita, it wasn't a duet.
711
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,600
It was a solo!
712
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,480
One, thank you.
713
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,560
-How much?
-Not for me.
714
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,040
-May I thank you?
-For what?
715
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:24,440
I forgive all the problems
you caused me since I met you.
716
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:27,480
Even my nose, and all the rest.
717
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,800
Why this sudden gratitude?
718
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:35,880
-Can't you imagine?
-No. I don't understand.
719
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:40,280
You forget quickly.
720
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,040
Last night I untied a very important knot.
721
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,440
Yes.
722
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:03,480
Did you by chance untie it in my room?
723
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,520
You're asking me?
724
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:10,240
I thought I'd left a more incisive memory.
725
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,560
Marisa!
726
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,520
-Did you ride a horse last night?
-You're asking me?
727
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:22,400
-Yes.
-What are you talking about?
728
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,760
If you ask me a precise question,
I will answer.
729
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:30,720
Did you trot at all with the gentleman?
730
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,760
-Once.
-Once.
731
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,400
You and I trotted together?
732
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,520
Do me the favor
of not looking at me anymore.
733
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,560
-I don't…
-Excuse me.
734
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:05,720
-Miss, that trot…
-Eleonora! Eleonora!
735
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,640
"Sincerel.
736
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,240
Yours…"
737
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:17,160
"Dear Miss Eleonora,
accept my profound apology
738
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,800
for the tragic nocturnal misunderstanding
739
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:24,200
caused by alcohol and the darkness
740
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:29,600
to which I plan on promptly making amends
as soon as you will allow it.
741
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,399
If possible tonight.
742
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:36,720
Forgive my forwardness caused
by the regret for what happened.
743
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,080
My sentiment is sincere. Yours…"
744
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,720
Goodbye!
745
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,479
-Thank you for everything.
-No. I thank you…
746
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,080
Excuse me.
747
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,120
I told you to leave me alone.
748
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,000
I just wanted to give you
this apology letter.
749
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:22,800
-You were trying to spy on me.
-No. Believe me.
750
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:27,640
It's an excuse to see me naked
and take advantage when possible.
751
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,200
Clown!
752
01:09:33,399 --> 01:09:35,040
Listen to me. I…
753
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,000
Go away! Get lost!
754
01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:46,160
See you.
755
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,520
You recovered, and the lady became ill.
756
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,760
-It's all your fault.
-Really?
757
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:59,800
Now she feels like a loser
and has every reason in the world
758
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:03,880
because you chose her friend
who didn't need it.
759
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,560
While she had offered herself.
Take your panties off.
760
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,600
-Why?
-I didn't mean you!
761
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:12,560
You are talking about a detail.
762
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,840
The serious fact
is that you can develop a neurosis.
763
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:19,480
-It's your duty to make amends.
-I know but what'll I do?
764
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,000
-Lie down on that bed.
-There isn't one.
765
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:26,600
Not you! Understand?
766
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,600
-Yes.
-Even if you have to rape her.
767
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,080
Professor, thanks.
768
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,400
Thank you.
769
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,640
I must make amends.
770
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,720
I am ready. I'm going.
771
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,320
Therefore…
772
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:01,040
Dear miss, I am ready to make amends.
773
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,120
I am ready…
774
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:06,080
Now!
775
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,560
That so, huh?
776
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,120
I am…
777
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,800
She's not here!
778
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:25,080
Damn! We can't sleep with all this noise.
779
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,640
Anselmo, let me sleep.
780
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,040
And now finally…
781
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,040
You're sleeping, huh?
782
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:54,080
I came to make amends.
783
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:11,320
What are you doing?
784
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,600
You'll give me a heart attack!
785
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:17,800
Eleonora!
786
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,760
How wonderful! How wonderful!
787
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,360
I thought it was strange!
788
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,360
I…
789
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,640
Darn it! Mr. Anselmo…
790
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:03,360
I have a doubt,
but I wouldn't swear to it.
791
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:08,360
But I really think
I had sex with your wife.
792
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:13,200
If it happened, I didn't do it on purpose.
793
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:17,000
I opened the wrong door,
I did everything wrong.
794
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:20,880
Damn! The alcohol!
795
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,240
Don't worry. It was a pleasure.
796
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,440
Hear that?
797
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,240
What did you do?
798
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:37,560
You can't see?
799
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:52,760
Let's see over here.
There's water here, but not there.
800
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,760
You're punished! Go.
801
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:10,720
Make amends my foot. I caused a disaster.
802
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:13,040
I am an idiot!
803
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,600
If the foreigner pisses in the bed,
I'll kill him tonight.
804
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:46,560
It's a cascade!
805
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:49,560
-Now let's sleep.
-Let's sleep.
806
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:37,000
What happened? Where are we?
807
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,400
Did all the snow melt?
808
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:03,680
-I didn't do it!
-What are you doing in my bed?
809
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:06,480
I don't know! I was sleeping.
810
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:11,480
Damn! What a night!
811
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:17,600
We've never had so many things happen
in only one night.
812
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:21,480
I think someone left the faucets on.
813
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:25,320
You didn't check last night
before going to bed?
814
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,280
Lucky you didn't catch a cold.
815
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:35,280
Don't try to strike up
a conversation. I won't answer.
816
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:39,360
Even if you're trying to explain
how you ended up in my bed
817
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,680
and even if you try to explain to me
818
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:44,840
how you ended up in my girlfriend's bed.
819
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:49,400
The mountain air is good for you!
820
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:52,720
You won't talk to me.
821
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:58,040
But if I could help you
untie your knots…
822
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,360
My nose is cleared!
823
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:02,800
I am at your disposal.
824
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,720
-The skis are ready, miss.
-Coming.
825
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:37,400
We must talk for a moment
about last night.
826
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,680
-We'll do it later.
-All right.
827
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:46,080
We must talk about it very calmly.
828
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,360
I'll be right back.
829
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:53,880
-Hey! You didn't have your coffee.
-I don't want it.
830
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,040
Take it. It's nice and hot.
831
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:58,440
What are you doing?
832
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:01,320
What are you doing?
You take off without warning!
833
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:06,240
Stop! Where are you taking me?
834
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,360
Please, let me get off!
835
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:12,640
-Don't shout. I won't talk to you.
-Don't talk.
836
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,760
-Just stop.
-Hold on tight.
837
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,480
Who is letting go?
838
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:23,720
-I see a lot of trees.
-Don't move or we'll fall.
839
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,560
-Stop giving me advice.
-That's it.
840
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:29,520
The shelter! I see the shelter.
841
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:35,360
-I see it!
-The door is closed.
842
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:44,800
One plain stitch and two reverse stitches.
843
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:04,680
The wind swept the house away!
844
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,280
Watch out!
845
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:19,080
Let me go. Don't squeeze me.
846
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:21,280
-What are you doing?
-Let me do it.
847
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:23,760
Are you raping me?
848
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:26,560
-You are raping me!
-Tell me you like it.
849
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:29,840
No, no, no! Don't stop.
850
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:34,120
-I won't stop.
-Yes! Again.
851
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,480
After tonight's violent snowstorm,
852
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:49,720
many people are missing among the tourists
vacationing in the area.
853
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:53,440
The mountain rescue squad
is searching for the missing people.
854
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:57,680
Poor guys!
That's why they didn't come back.
855
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:03,720
It was destined to end badly.
856
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:08,840
-After what he did to me.
-It was just one time. Stop exaggerating.
857
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,240
Here he is! One of them is here.
858
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:25,760
Come.
859
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:30,400
Come with the stretcher.
860
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:37,320
-There are two!
-They are stuck together.
861
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:40,520
Let's take them to E.R.
862
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,320
Watch out! They'll break!
863
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:52,920
-You can't play around in here.
-Let's cover them up.
864
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:02,360
Come on, hurry!
865
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:07,280
-Let's take them away.
-Ready? Go!
866
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:22,120
ALPINE RESCUE
867
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,320
-You heard him too, right?
-Yes.
868
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:28,120
He said he had to mend something broken.
869
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,720
He wanted to repair a wrong he had done.
870
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:33,160
-He said he wants to marry her.
-Yes.
871
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:36,840
Yes, I heard that too.
They already married in the haystack!
872
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:39,400
They were stuck together.
873
01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:44,640
Can the masks be removed for a moment
during the ceremony?
874
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,720
What ceremony?
875
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:50,800
-They wanted to get married.
-No. He can't remove his.
876
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:55,000
He is worse off. She can remove hers.
877
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:57,040
But hurry, please.
878
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:02,200
On the verge of death,
do you, Alberto Castelli,
879
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:06,280
take as your legitimate bride
the here present Eleonora Rubens?
880
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:10,160
-You answer since you heard him.
-Yes.
881
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:14,600
On the verge of death, Eleonora Rubens,
do you take as your spouse
882
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:17,480
the here present Alberto Castelli?
883
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:18,480
Yes.
884
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:20,760
Yes, again.
885
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:22,840
I unite you in marriage.
886
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:25,600
In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Spirit.
887
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,760
-Amen.
-And now?
888
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:34,360
We'll send her to the hospital.
And we'll bury him here.
889
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:49,280
We feared we'd have to bury you here.
890
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,840
-Yet you made it!
-Yes.
891
01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:54,400
Father…
892
01:24:55,560 --> 01:25:00,840
what happened to the woman
you married me to when I was dying?
893
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,360
She left.
894
01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:05,160
-You'll find her in Rome.
-Good.
895
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:08,760
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
896
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:13,000
Milk!
897
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:18,000
Milk!
898
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:27,400
She doesn't answer!
899
01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:34,000
Milk!
900
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:39,000
Milk!
901
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,640
Where can she be?
902
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:53,280
Miss!
903
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:56,320
My God!
904
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:01,400
Miss!
905
01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:03,800
Miss, look here.
906
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:07,040
What are you looking at?
Look at my fingers! Pull it up.
907
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,160
Oh, God!
908
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:15,240
What are you doing?
909
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:18,320
Go, go. Look…
910
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:22,040
I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
911
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:26,040
I only saw that lady once
when she was abandoned by her husband.
912
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:29,160
We just made some phone calls. That's all.
913
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:34,240
I think we got married.
914
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:37,280
You think you got married?
915
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:39,440
On the verge of death.
916
01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:44,040
We were almost frozen
and I don't remember very well.
917
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:48,440
You can't find your wife.
918
01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:50,680
You didn't even exchange business cards?
919
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:54,160
I don't think she knows.
Maybe the marriage isn't valid.
920
01:26:54,240 --> 01:26:58,000
A mountain climber said "yes" in my place.
921
01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:02,920
Be careful how you drive, please!
922
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:09,280
-Did you like the place?
-Very naif.
923
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:11,280
Unfortunately, that guy was there.
924
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:15,240
He raped me and made me freeze.
925
01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:18,840
-What happened to that guy?
-He disappeared.
926
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:21,240
Can't he be found?
927
01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:25,240
-Are you interested?
-Of course not! I meant for you.
928
01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:27,240
He's just a scoundrel.
929
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:31,440
After what he did, I won't look for him.
He must look for me.
930
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:34,640
-Eleonora!
-Yes?
931
01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:36,400
The cat!
932
01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:44,560
-Why doesn't she answer?
-She must have left.
933
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:48,400
-She must have returned.
-Then she doesn't want to answer.
934
01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,680
You always give me bad news!
935
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:54,160
-What did I do to you?
-Nothing.
936
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:57,400
-In fact…
-What do you mean by that?
937
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,880
I already signed this one.
938
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:03,760
But not this one!
939
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:07,160
You already proposed it once. You insist?
940
01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:10,720
Enough.
941
01:28:12,440 --> 01:28:14,040
Thank you.
942
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:22,520
If you say it was black,
it must've been the detergent or fear.
943
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:25,200
Next time hand-wash it
and not in the machine.
944
01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:28,200
All right, thank you. Inside!
945
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:30,320
Love, get inside!
946
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:34,200
-Here she is. Thanks. Good day.
-Good day.
947
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:42,000
Oh, God!
948
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:45,520
I had the old phone number
in the address book.
949
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:47,720
My husband's home number.
950
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:51,200
I can go to Alberto Castelli.
951
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:55,600
I'm sorry
because he knocked himself out to get it.
952
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:57,600
He copied the wrong number.
953
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:03,040
Just think!
It was here, and now it's gone!
954
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,120
-It's gone.
-These are the last ones.
955
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:09,160
Drop them on the floor, thanks.
956
01:29:11,480 --> 01:29:14,400
Where will I find her now?
957
01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:17,560
-What are you looking for?
-My wife.
958
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:22,280
She was here.
What will I do without that paper?
959
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:29,200
I'll ask if Mr. Castelli works there
and give him the right number.
960
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:32,200
-And then?
-Then I'll leave.
961
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:36,480
-Can I trust you?
-Of course!
962
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:40,600
-All right. Hurry.
-I'm going.
963
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:45,440
Come in!
964
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:49,320
-Sir.
-What is it?
965
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:53,280
The girls are here for that poster.
You decide on the breasts.
966
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:56,240
-Do you have a moment?
-Yes, but hurry.
967
01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:59,160
-I have a lot to do.
-Just a minute.
968
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:03,520
The first one can come in.
969
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,880
Please, come this way.
970
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:11,200
Please. Let's begin right away.
971
01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:13,680
Bless you. Show your breasts.
972
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:15,280
Milk!
973
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:16,920
A cup of champagne!
974
01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:21,440
No. Excuse me.
975
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:26,120
-Uncover your breasts.
-Good day.
976
01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:30,520
Pear-shaped.
977
01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:35,840
Milk!
978
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:38,520
Show your breasts.
979
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:39,920
Watermelon-shaped.
980
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:45,840
-Mr. Castelli, please.
-He's busy. Sit down.
981
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,920
Banana-shaped.
982
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:14,160
-Flask-shaped.
-No.
983
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:19,000
Milk!
984
01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:20,520
Please, miss.
985
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:27,000
This way, please. Turn this way.
986
01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:31,080
Good day. Mr. Castelli, please.
987
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:33,720
-He's busy. Wait there.
-All right.
988
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:38,920
Show your breasts.
989
01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:57,320
The usual slut.
990
01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:02,560
-Pan-shaped.
-Pan-shaped?
991
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:04,560
Pan-shaped?
992
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:13,880
-No. Have the others called in.
-All right.
993
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:15,680
Go ahead.
994
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:19,720
I know her!
995
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:22,840
Who is she?
996
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:27,040
Who was she?
997
01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:30,760
Marisa!
998
01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:35,000
Marisa, Eleonora's friend.
999
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:39,080
Marisa! Where is she?
1000
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:51,400
Eleonora. Darn it!
1001
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:00,240
Eleonora!
1002
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:05,640
Wait!
1003
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:07,560
Eleonora!
1004
01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:12,560
Eleonora! Eleonora!
1005
01:33:14,680 --> 01:33:17,160
Are you crazy?
Can't you see the stop sign?
1006
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:21,280
-Eleonora!
-Where are you going?
1007
01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:24,120
-My new car!
-It's not my fault.
1008
01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:26,120
Are you playing bumper cars?
1009
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:31,480
Do you have to stand here? I'll bust…
1010
01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:44,320
Eleonora, wait for me. It's me!
1011
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:46,080
Look…
1012
01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:54,360
There she is!
1013
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:08,040
Over there!
1014
01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:52,360
My glasses! I lost my glasses.
1015
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:27,480
Whoever rear-ended… pays!
1016
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,680
This time I made a mistake.
1017
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,800
What are you doing here?
1018
01:35:36,880 --> 01:35:39,400
What am I doing here? I am your husband!
1019
01:35:39,480 --> 01:35:43,080
-We married in the mountains.
-Really?
1020
01:35:43,160 --> 01:35:45,200
On the verge of death.
1021
01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:47,880
Now we can marry as living beings.
You accept?
1022
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,320
I accept!
1023
01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:56,200
Eleonora Rubens, will you take
as your legitimate spouse
1024
01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:59,880
the here present Alberto Castelli,
director of Eurolat,
1025
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,280
etcetera, etcetera, etcetera?
1026
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:06,520
-Hold still, or how can I answer?
-All right.
1027
01:36:09,280 --> 01:36:11,280
-Yes!
-Love!
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