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"If my young friends intend to use
crumbs, fragments and shavings,
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I hope they have the good sense
and ability to present them coherently
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in line with the point of view
which directed their making.
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These are things we were going to insert
during Ginger and Fred
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to break the narration
and carry a polemic message
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against the indecent custom
of interrupting films with advertisements.
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I shot these micro-stories
while making a film about television,
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and they were intended
to carry a scolding message.
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I made too many of them.
I couldn't edit them all.
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I then completely forgot about them.
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Now you've rediscovered them.
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Pretend I'm an Etruscan tomb —
take and snatch at leisure.
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Do as you please. I entrust them to you."
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Signed on a Canova table
Rome, July 11, 1992
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FELLINI'S TV
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THE DANTE WATCH
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Halfway through the journey of our life,
I found myself in a dark wood,
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where the straight path was lost.
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But with the ne'er abandoned
compass watch,
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the lost path is quickly found...
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OF COURSE YOU'RE LIMPING,
GRACE GRAZIELLA,
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YOU'RE NOT WEARING
GIOIELLA SLIPPERS
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Take care, you three.
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Show me your slippers, Graziella.
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The shoe of springtime.
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FACIAL AEROBICS
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Open your mouth slowly.
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As if you had to swallow a watermelon!
More!
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Close.
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Twist your mouth rightward.
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All the way! Left! Right!
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Left! Right!
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Left! Right! Left!
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Raise your eyebrows as far as they go.
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Up! Down! Up! Down!
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Up! Down!
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Look this way and make
that forward movement with your mouths.
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Quicker! Chew quicker!
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Quicker!
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TIDBITS
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Over there, together! Go!
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Scolamangi!
The pasta that makes you lose weight!
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Truly fabulous!
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Of course he thinks everything's great.
He's using Maiovo!
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Olivoil!
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Just give it a thought!
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Start making a disgusted face.
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Look at your plate. Taste it again.
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"Let's taste this." Go on. Swallow.
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Look at your wife. "This is disgusting!"
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This is disgusting!
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Turn around!
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Hey, why not try That's More Like It!
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Smile.
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Give Dad some.
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Give it a stir.
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Taste it. Bliss.
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Taste it, Raffaella.
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Move over to her.
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That's More Like It! With spoon included.
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Turn around. Look at each other. Eat.
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Look at each other. "That's More Like It!"
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That's More Like It!
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Turn around.
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That's More Like It! With spoon included.
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My mouth is watering for Ghiottolino!
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- The cake for everyone! You too!
- Go, Bianca.
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Look this way, Aldone. Dance!
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SINGERS
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UEEÈ LIQUOR
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Go, Fagiolo!
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Up! Ueeè!
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- How about me?
- Here you go!
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Thank you.
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To die for!
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THE EXECUTED SINGER
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Other side. Look at me.
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Smile. Sword.
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Aim!
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Fire!
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Fall over! Fall over!
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Go over there.
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Keep singing.
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Lower the gun.
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Shoot.
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Raise the gun. Go.
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Keep singing.
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HELP LINE
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Go, Tullio!
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The other position, Isidori!
Down, like that!
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Keep talking, Isidori!
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Smile more, Friar!
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Get up and smile.
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Of course you can. Don't worry.
Actually, you should laugh.
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Try laughing. I'll do it too.
Laugh with me, okay?
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Like that. See?
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Using formal address
is more than a sign of respect.
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It also shows detachment.
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Smile at people.
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Look how joyful and happy they all are!
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Smile! Smile, and everyone
will smile back with joy.
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THE ACTRESS
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Do you like this role?
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Yes, I adore this role.
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I love it. I really feel it's mine.
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So you feel a particular affinity?
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All in all, I think the reason is
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a trip I took in Etruria
with my mother.
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- When you were little?
- Yes, I was really tiny!
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And I started —
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- Could you turn around?
- No, I prefer it like this. Thank you.
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- You were saying?
- Tooth!
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- Yes, it was really interesting.
- Tooth!
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NEWS REPORTS
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Roberto, lean back.
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Change hands. Show the tripe in there!
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Raise the tripe.
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Talk, Roberto.
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Pass your hand through your hair.
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- How long have you been married?
- Twenty years.
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Sergio.
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Doctor, good morning.
We're from the news.
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Come forward.
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Doctor, do you often resort
to using hypnotists?
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Yes, these are very successful methods.
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Keep talking, Roberto. Keep going.
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Look in there. Now look at the camera.
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...the childhood memories.
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Depending on the level of hypnosis,
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it can take up to three or four hours.
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Smile at the camera.
Face the other camera. Smile.
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Have you been a doctor
in this hospital for a long time?
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About a year and a half.
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Listen, Mr. Roberto.
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Come here for a moment.
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Come here. Listen.
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We're from the news.
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Just a moment. Be kind.
All of Italy will see you, you know?
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Listen! Come here!
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- What can you see?
- Everything.
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I wanted to get up.
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What restaurant were you in?
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- The canteen. What's it called?
- The canteen.
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- I broke a bone. I hurt myself.
- Where did you get injured?
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- Which part of the body?
- My right leg.
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Do a panning shot on the soup.
Go into the plate!
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- Do they feed you a lot?
- Show the plate, Fumelli!
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- Open your mouth!
- Show your plate.
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Towards the camera!
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Frame his mouth!
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...young people,
these sometimes unknown universes.
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"This evening, we're here"...
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This evening, we're here
with the mom of a kid
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who wanted, at all costs,
to look like the singer
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who's the symbol of the gay revolution.
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In these cases, the task of a reporter
is a truly thankless one,
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keeping in mind
the tragic outcome of this story.
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Turn around. "Ma'am, tell us"...
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- Ma'am, tell us about your son.
- He kept him there, in his room...
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- Lower your head.
- ...like a god or a saint.
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Ma'am, when the boy asked for money
for an operation,
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did he tell you what it was?
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A friend of his told me
that Carlo wanted to emasculate himself
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to further resemble this singer.
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Lower your head and sob,
moving your shoulders.
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Face the camera.
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"Dear viewers,
you indeed must know"...
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Dear viewers, you indeed must know that,
in the absurd zeal of this operation,
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the boy had his testicles removed
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to destroy the virility
that tormented him so deeply
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and destroyed his own life.
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Look at the camera with a slight smile.
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AMATEUR HOUR
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Carla Fracci,
prima ballerina of La Scala!
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Maria Callas!
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Sophia Loren!
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What a face I have, Mom! Ladies!
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Katharine Hepburn!
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She's pissed off!
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And now the highlight of the evening!
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A climax no other television station
could have offered you!
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We have the most extraordinary pianist
of all times,
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so let's welcome him
with a big round of applause!
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As you can see, the professor has no arms.
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He has phocomelia.
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Since birth, right?
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And yet the professor will delight us
this evening
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by playing the piano fabulously.
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"How?" You're wondering.
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See for yourselves.
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Wait, I'll straighten your seat.
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Lift your feet! Lift them!
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Okay. Down.
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Stop.
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Lift your feet.
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Smile and look over here.
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GAMES
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Well done! That's it! Jump forward!
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Go!
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And now, for 70 million.
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How many CucioQ thimbles
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does it take to fill the bottle...
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you see over there
with excellent Jazz water?
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Oh, my God. How am I going to do this?
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Go, Massimo.
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Come on, it's not that difficult.
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You have 40 seconds to guess
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how many thimbles
it takes to fill this bottle.
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- Does it take 100?
- 200...
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200? 300? We don't know!
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I can however tell you something
that may help you.
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Look at the camera and blink!
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That bottle contains enough water
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to fill no less than seven glasses!
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Oh, God, look in the camera again.
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Miss Teresa Ramboldi at number one!
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Miss Luigia Ripetta at number two!
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Miss Angelina Cannavacciuolo at number 3!
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Mrs. Nicoletta De Rosa at number four!
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They will have 30 seconds
to guess the brand of the sauce
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that will rain down, as if by magic,
into these four basins.
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Go!
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Pasta supplied
by Cavalier Fulvio Lombardoni!
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Hands on the taps!
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Here comes the sauce! Well done!
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Now taste it! Focus! Reflect!
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Only 27 seconds remain!
You can do it!
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Who's my dear assistant Esmeralda
rooting for?
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- Carmela!
- I'm backing the young lady over there!
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It's this one! It's this one!
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And here's our winner! Miss Carmela!
Extraordinary! Well done!
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How did you guess?
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- Last night, I dreamt of my poor mama!
- Good.
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- She said I'd win lots of money!
- It is a lot of money! Twenty million!
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Say hello to the mayor. Come on.
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Be quick. Our time's almost up. Go on!
Get out.
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Filled with joy at having rewarded merit,
we'll say farewell with our slogan:
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With Sprizzugo,
life is a delicious mess!
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PLAYERS MUST FILL A TUBE
OF GENGILAMP TOOTHPASTE
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I did it! It's full! I've finished it!
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Do you know you've beaten the record
that Scotsman Bud Rambish
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set in 1939 in foggy England?
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- Mr. Adelmo!
- Smile! Well done!
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This child has won 18 million
in Gengilamp toothpaste
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plus a three-day trip, with accommodation,
in the Col di Lana.
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But there's more!
There's another surprise!
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Open your mouths! Applause!
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...the competition starting next week,
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to award 60 one-tube packages
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of Gengilamp toothpaste!
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STAMINA COMPETITION
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...a stressful dance competition
that has been going for 46 hours.
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The clock behind me now marking
the 46th hour. It's a —
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Move your belly! Move faster!
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- She wants the sandwich.
- Do you want the sandwich?
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Drink up! Drink up!
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Move your belly faster!
Face the camera! Keep your head low!
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TRIPE OF MINE
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Smoke! Face the camera! Applause! Quicker!
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00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:31,078
One. What's the baking temperature
for the initial kneading
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and how long should it bake?
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- Two...
- Move your legs, Francesco!
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...cut the base of the cake,
and with what —
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Look at the anchorman.
265
00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:43,657
Move your legs more!
Move your legs more!
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Smile! More!
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Turn around.
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Look towards the players,
your Chinese assistants and Alba.
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TRIPE OF MINE
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00:23:55,569 --> 00:24:00,307
Hooray! Here's our flying saucer!
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Tripe of Mine!
Tripe that even Martians adore!
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00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,447
Hooray! Here comes —
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Look here and smile.
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...the child.
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Start applauding back there.
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Go on! Move the can! Tripe of Mine!
Move your mouth, Dante!
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Smoke! Look at the camera!
Smile! Applause!
278
00:24:24,164 --> 00:24:26,566
Move the can faster!
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00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:31,671
ISLAMIC DECAPITATION
WITH FEMINIST DEBATE
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...our consciences.
281
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:37,404
We need to wrap it up, as they're flagging
we only have two minutes left.
282
00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:41,508
The science of numbers, and perhaps
also astrological coincidences,
283
00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:44,044
give satisfying explanations
284
00:25:44,144 --> 00:25:48,415
for apparently cruel
and inexplicable facts of life.
285
00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:55,355
I think this princess died for love,
286
00:25:55,455 --> 00:25:59,593
and love is a privilege
even when it's for a man.
287
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:02,762
He who loves much is forgiven much.
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00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:08,001
The video shown on television
has allowed us to see once again —
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00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:12,539
I am consenting and understanding
when it comes to severity.
290
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:16,109
Indeed, in the town where I was mayor,
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no car parked in a prohibited area
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00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:22,849
ever avoided a fine.
293
00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:25,785
However, I find this fine absurd.
294
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:28,922
...our indignation,
which should also strike our government,
295
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:33,460
because our party has proof
that we continue to send tons of weapons
296
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,362
to these murderous nations.
297
00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:40,767
Just one minute! Only one minute.
Everyone must speak.
298
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:45,372
...and all the other hundreds, thousands,
299
00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:48,708
hundreds of thousands of women
300
00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:53,747
who are daily decapitated
within their families, within society.
301
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:58,718
What about male taboos?
Are we never going to address those?
302
00:27:00,654 --> 00:27:03,356
FRAGMENTS OF TV SERIES
303
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,430
You shouldn't have done that,
my dear Reginald.
304
00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:13,900
When the police find my body,
305
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:17,003
they'll immediately know it was you.
306
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,515
Lift your head.
307
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,319
Give us a last half-scowl.
308
00:27:35,455 --> 00:27:37,090
Stop. Excellent! Well done!
309
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:29,409
TV SALES
310
00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:35,809
It's so nice to bathe
with soap and jewels.
311
00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:09,742
Too bad that men can't experience
the magical feeling
312
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:14,314
of wearing Sweet Encounter silk underwear.
313
00:30:14,414 --> 00:30:17,083
ERCULÌN COFFEE
314
00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:30,864
Erculìn, and it's immediately a party!
315
00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:32,732
- Benevelli?
- Yes!
316
00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:35,168
SOOTHSAYERS AND GURUS
317
00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:36,503
...we'll discover together.
318
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,772
Let's defend ourselves
from these evil beings.
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00:30:39,873 --> 00:30:44,777
Thanks to elixirs and filters made by IEC,
the International Enchantment Company,
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00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:48,548
owned by Teresa Anaconda,
the profound esoteric practitioner.
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00:30:48,648 --> 00:30:51,251
Send us the voucher found
on Shared Soothsaying,
322
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,521
and enclose 59,000 lire.
323
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:58,057
And may the stars be with you.
324
00:30:59,392 --> 00:31:02,562
There's no more light.
Everything's turned black.
325
00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:06,799
The sun collapses,
and the stars leave their orbits.
326
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,669
Dear brothers, the apocalypse is near.
327
00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:13,039
But don't worry.
I'll take care of saving you.
328
00:31:13,506 --> 00:31:17,977
I'll take you all to the mountains,
to Majelletta.
329
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,613
Up there, we will all be saved.
330
00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:24,784
We must all meet on the Majelletta
331
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:27,687
at a quarter past 3:00 on October 21.
332
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:29,756
Be sure not to forget.
333
00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:32,058
Hello? Who's there?
334
00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:34,994
Filippo. Where are you calling from?
335
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:37,330
Terni. What do you want to know?
336
00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:40,466
- I didn't catch the name of the mountain.
- The name of the mountain?
337
00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:42,302
Majelletta. Trust me.
338
00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:44,837
- Can I bring my brother-in-law?
- You can bring anyone!
339
00:31:44,938 --> 00:31:48,441
You can even bring your cat, your dog.
Anyone you want.
340
00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:51,477
Animals will be saved up there too.
Everyone.
341
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:54,180
"THE COW TOOK A POOP"
342
00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:15,134
Was that enough?
343
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,036
Hey! Did you get enough?
344
00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:20,206
Yes. Can we get some more movements
just in case?
345
00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:24,444
- Can't we go?
- It's time to go!
346
00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:27,680
What shall we do?
347
00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:36,990
Now, let's pretend there's a cow
taking a huge crap down there.
348
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,660
Let's clap and laugh.
Imagine the cow taking a crap.
349
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:58,144
Now there's an act you really liked.
350
00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:01,214
So we're applauding
with plenty of conviction.
351
00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:02,215
Here we go.
352
00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:04,584
The act is about to finish.
Applause!
353
00:33:25,638 --> 00:33:26,706
Good. Thank you.
354
00:33:49,262 --> 00:33:51,931
There's the photographer!
355
00:33:59,038 --> 00:34:00,440
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