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The following programme contains
strong language and violent scenes.
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The capital has effectively
been encircled -
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without fuel and supplies,
people in the worst affected areas...
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..will die.
This is now a national emergency.
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Cobra will remain active
until its conclusion.
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As you know, I have the highest
admiration for you.
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Get your hand off my arm,
and back the fuck off.
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I'm not some little volunteer
you can get handy with
on the battle bus.
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Anyone who's angry is out
on the streets. That is a hell
of a lot of people.
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Manchester, Birmingham.
No more velvet gloves.
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We're losing control
of this situation.
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I'm authorising you to return fire.
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She was a young
woman who was just doing her job.
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It is time to throw out this rotten
and incompetent government.
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Mum, it's Georgia.
We were taking stuff.
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They can't bring her round, mum!
She's not breathing.
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You need to keep it together, and
I don't want you to speak to anyone.
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Rachel coached Ellie. The PM knew
- it was going on.
- Of course he knew.
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Rachel Sutherland said posh white
girls shouldn't go to prison.
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The law must
take its course unimpeded.
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I have never interfered
with that,
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and I would never instruct
any of my staff to do so.
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After careful consideration,
I have resigned as Home Secretary.
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I intend to call a general election.
I will not resign.
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What's happening, Audrey?
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What's the Naval Commander said?
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Nothing, because I'm a girl,
and he doesn't see the point of me.
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But I'm sensing they're really
worried the bad weather
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might be moving the wreck about
even more.
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OK, keep me informed.
Fraser?
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- Yeah?
- I just want you to know
that I will never forgive you
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for sending me out here.'Bring
it up at your next appraisal.'
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I'll be bringing up my
breakfast into the North Sea first.
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'OK, take care.'
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We are evacuating
this town as a precaution.'Bye.'
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Please report to one of
our information points.
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We are evacuating
this town as a precaution.
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Please report to one of
our information points.
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We are evacuating
this town as a precaution.
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OK, so our problem
remains the elderly,
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who insist on staying in their homes
because the wreck hasn't blown up
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for 50 years. Et cetera, et cetera.
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Someone should remind them
Leicester City didn't win the league
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until 2016.
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The Prime Minister wishes me
to thank you for your efforts
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in evacuating the town.
I'd like to think that everybody
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but the most hardline refuseniks
will be out of here by the evening.
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When we have received the proper
analysis from the naval team,
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then we can plan the next steps.
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Thank you.
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..clear.
Bailout tested and clear.
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We've got 2-8-0 in the bailout,
requesting mains.
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Copy that. 2-8-0 in the bailout.
Bailout check complete.
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Ready for mains.
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OK, standby's on mains, ready to go.
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Hi, madam, good morning.
I'm not sure if you're aware,
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but there's currently
an urgent evacuation taking place
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at the moment, so I'm going
to have to ask you to leave
the property right now.
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Mum,
they're coming round again.
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Ridiculous.
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What's that?
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No idea.
I'm getting some...
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It might be another tremor.
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- Bring him up.
- Command to Dive Team
Alpha — prepare to surface.
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Bring him up. Bring him up!
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Get him up now.
Get him up, get him up!
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Command to Dive Team Alpha — mission abort.
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Surface now.
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These are the scenes
from Kent
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after the significant earth tremor
that took place
on Tuesday afternoon.
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Following inspections of a sunken
World War Two munitions ship
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lying just offshore,
the government is considering
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the evacuation of towns
along the coast.
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We understand the Prime Minister...
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..has convened a full COBRA
to take place later in the day
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to discuss the possibility
of a mandatory evacuation
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of the areas most at risk.
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That's fracking.
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What's fracking?
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Causing all the earthquakes.
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Problem is, Greta,
they've stopped fracking.
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Too little too late.
Thanks, boomers.
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Er... Gen X and proud of it,
actually.
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What are you actually proud of?
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Oh, I dunno. Better music...
high-status reading habits,
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and not having all my predictable
and socially conforming views
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given to me by Twitter mobs.
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You still murdered the planet.
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Put the milk back in the fridge,
or there will be hate speech.
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He's impressive.
- Who is?
- Joseph.
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Big change from Archie.
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You have reservations?
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I would have told you if I had
- reservations.
- As a person, then.
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I don't really have an opinion
one way or another.
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That's what worries me.
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He's fine.
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We're different...
which is also fine.
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The party base likes him.
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Socially conservative...
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working class, self-made.
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Which is why I agree
he's a good appointment,
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because any more defections,
and we're fucked.
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Archie's on manoeuvres, by the way.
Wants the whip back.
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- You wouldn't.
- I most certainly would
if I deemed it necessary.
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Look, none of these bastards
are my friends, Anna.
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It's purely strategic.
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How's Ellie getting on in Santiago?
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Well, the trial
took a lot out of her.
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She has a new boyfriend -
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a Chilean anarchist
who sets fire to tube stations.
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Take that, neoliberals.
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Home Secretary.
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Congratulations, Joseph.
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If you were a drinking man,
I'd offer you a nip of something.
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Thank you, Prime Minister.
For the time being,
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I am enjoying reading people
online announcing that
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I am no longer a black man.
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Well, real rebels join
the establishment, I guess.
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Real rebels follow the truth...
like Paul.
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Paul?
Saint Paul.
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- Oh, yes.
- Wasn't so great on women
as I recall.
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Especially short-haired ones.
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Yes, he did give the Corinthians
some grief on coiffure as I recall.
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Paul's most important message
was love.
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Without love there is nothing,
and only his love can save us all.
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Well, amen to that.
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Now that you have been sworn in,
you can attend the COBRA
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we have called on the earthquakes
in Kent, which starts in er...
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..five minutes ago.
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Well, it's briefing room J,
actually, but don't tell anyone.
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It destroys the mystique.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Most of you know Joseph Obasi,
of course.
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This is his first COBRA
as Home Secretary,
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so I'll let him take the chair.
Thank you, Prime Minister.
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I believe, Fraser, you will be
updating us on the situation in Kent
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and the sunken munition ship.
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The naval teams are down there now.
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There was some concern that the hull
was damaged by these earth tremors.
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Am I correct in thinking
that some reports suggest
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the long immersion in water
will mean there's nothing
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to detonate the explosives?
Yes, that is correct.
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But there is also speculation that
copper azide could be produced,
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which might be sufficient
to detonate the munitions.
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So, do we evacuate?
Huge resistance to that.
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So we make it mandatory.
I think that's the only option...
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given the reluctance of the elderly
to leave their homes.
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OK, so let's say the tremor
has shifted the wreck
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and damaged the hull significantly.
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Let's say it does blow up...
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The damage would be enormous.
How enormous?
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Reshaping the Kent coastline
enormous.
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I'd refer you to the Nova Scotia
incident in 1917,
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where the Mont-Blanc explosion
took out Halifax
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at the cost of 2,000 lives.
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And as we saw in Beirut,
catastrophic damage to buildings
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and infrastructure,
and terrible injuries.
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We are also very concerned
about subsequent flooding.
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But it's been so long
since the ship went down...
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I know you hate it when I say this.
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Don't tell me -
we just don't really know?
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It probably won't blow up.
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Why haven't we dealt with
this wreck before?
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Too hard. More danger
of setting it off by prodding it.
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If the earthquake has damaged
the hull,
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then I would say we have to go
for mandatory evacuation.
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Get things moving immediately.
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Right, lads at the back -
come on, move to the front.
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Those tables are set up for tonight.
So...
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don't be messing about
on the coach to Chertsey.
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Remember you gotta bring ID
with your age on it,
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or you won't be allowed to play.
Oi, sir — what's happening?
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Sorry...
did I say I had finished, lads?
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But sir, it's the helicopter.
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I don't care if
it's the International Space Station,
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sit down and listen
while I'm talking,
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or I'll be using you to demonstrate
how to do a spear tackle. Come on.
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That's it, sit down. We've all seen
a helicopter before, lads. Come on.
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Down you get, come on. There we go.
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Sir!
Lads, get down. Lads!
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Mr Hadleigh!
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Sir? Mr Hadleigh!
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And speaking
of dangerous old wrecks.
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Ah, Peter, thanks for coming.
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What's this about?
Oh, you know.
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How's tricks? What's the story?
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Thought you might want
- to congratulate me.
- On what?
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On holding my seat at the election
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in spite of everything
they threw at me.
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Seventeen votes.
Made it all the sweeter.
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Imagine his face
watching that second recount!
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He still won, which after
everything they had been through -
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A majority of nine is a tricky
thing, especially now the opposition
has a grown-up in charge.
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Maybe.
Anyway...
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I still haven't had the chance
to congratulate you
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on somehow walking out of court
a free man.
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I really don't have time for
- the badinage, Archie.
- Debatable.
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Because you may be free,
but you are also unemployable.
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Always a pleasure to see you,
Archie —OK, OK.
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OK. OK.
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Let's cut to the chase.
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First, they restore the whip.
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Then I get a seat in Cabinet.
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And I want you to help me.
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I know what you're going to say to
me - this is just trolling Robert.
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This is just trolling Robert.
Well...
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Of course, partly, yes -
and quite a big part, to be fair -
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but also...
say what you like about him -
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he has an eye for talent.
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And what's the price,
Mephistopheles?
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I think you've just answered
your own question.
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We're gonna start as we always
do on the Morbid Symptoms podcast
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and jump straight in,
so... Francine Bridge...
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..why did you do it?
Why did I do what?
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- Join the Tories.
- After so many
'comrades' ordering me to fuck off
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and do precisely that, you mean?
And I didn't join the Tories,
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of course, I took a job.
And resigned from it.
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Yes.
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So we know that Sutherland
has that difficult majority of nine.
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But what about his other problems?
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The Singer Inquiry
into the shootings on junction 23
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during the solar storm
will report soon.
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That's right.
I just hope that it brings justice,
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and some closure for the innocent
photographer that was shot.
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What's your view of the Rachel
Sutherland trial collapse?
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Well, the jury heard the evidence.
They couldn't reach a verdict.
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Because posh white mums
don't belong in prison.
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Well, that depends
if they've committed a crime.
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How about
their drug-dealing daughters?
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I think the sentence for
Ellie Sutherland was appropriate
under the circumstances.
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I don't know enough about the case
to have an opinion on it.
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Francine Bridge, demonstrating
that whatever her other virtues,
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she has absolutely no understanding
of the zeitgeist.
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OK. Ask me another one.
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Ever kissed a Tory?
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Oh, please.
So that's where you draw the line?
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Oligarch plus helicopter
crash normally equals -
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Investigations are underway.
239
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,960
- What about the teacher?
- A rugby coach
whose name was Graham Hadleigh.
240
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,080
Wife and two kids.
241
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:02,080
He was killed instantly by shrapnel
- from the crash.
- His poor children.
242
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,720
Mikael Kostenko had just
attended the varsity match.
243
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,040
Our Ukrainian sources
say he was en route to Brazil
244
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,360
to sort out a land contract
in the Amazon.
245
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,520
Pretty sure
Archie's been on his yacht.
246
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,800
Along with politicians
of many different stripes,
247
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,840
from Tony Blair to Bill Clinton.
That's just one stripe actually.
248
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,800
If it was sabotage,
or something like that,
249
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,720
I'm guessing
it's not down to the Norwegians.
250
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,880
Well, it would be easier
to list those who didn't
have a grudge against him.
251
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,240
He pissed off both the Ukrainian
and Russian governments
252
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,920
and had several powerful rivals.
253
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,720
He is heavily implicated
in recent corruption cases
254
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,080
involving the Israeli Prime Minister
and the Brazilian President,
255
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,120
with whom he is good friends.
256
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,920
Why was a helicopter taking off f-
257
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,200
The school next door
lets VIP helicopters
258
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,920
use the land during rugby games,
to raise funds.
259
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,720
There had, apparently,
been some complaints
from parents worried about safety.
260
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,760
You can expect blowback on that.
261
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,600
School forced to rent out playing
fields for oligarch's helicopter
262
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,640
equals blood on our hands.
263
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,840
I will keep you informed.
264
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,480
We are evacuating
this town as a precaution.
265
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,560
The hull is very corroded.
Any movement is problematic.
266
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,320
Is it gonna blow up?
It's very hard to say.
267
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,880
- OK.
- You're evacuating the town,
which is sensible.
268
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,920
Leave the ship to us.
269
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,160
Thank you. Cheers.
270
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,640
I've booked us a B
evacuation area, down in Margate.
271
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,600
Oh, great, I can pay a visit
to Olby's Studio One.
272
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,240
What's that?
The old Dugout. Mod weekenders.
273
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,240
Ah, I didn't know you were a Mod.
274
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,720
I'm not gonna come to work
dressed in a parka, am I?
275
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
What's your thing, then?
276
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,680
Outside of planning for
national emergencies.
277
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,200
I don't really have any interests.
278
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,960
- Just work, work, work.
- Weren't you
seeing that Francine Bridge?
279
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,040
Sort of. It didn't...
It didn't really -It didn't...
280
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,560
I'm not really good
with relationships.
281
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,120
My ex-wife called me
a slow puncture.
282
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,520
That's not very nice.
She might have a point, though.
283
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,160
Well, never mind, not everybody
can say that they're top dog
284
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,400
when it comes to civil
contingencies planning.
285
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,880
I mean, I dunno. My default position
is usually to support the woman.
286
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,120
Rightly so, probably.
It's usually the man's fault.
287
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,200
Yeah. Not always, though.
288
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,480
My dad was one of the softest people
you could have ever met.
289
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,240
All he wanted to do was go down
the boozer with his mates,
290
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,640
listen to The Faces,
and watch the 'wall.
291
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,320
The what?
No-one likes us?
292
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,640
Millwall Football Club.
Oh.
293
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,920
He was a school caretaker.
294
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,720
Wore the same hat every year at
Christmas that lit up, for the kids.
295
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,800
But he was also fat and unhealthy,
so...
296
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,680
..he died alone in hospital.
297
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,920
We couldn't go and see him,
say goodbye.
298
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,800
That's pretty fucked up.
Yeah.
299
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,400
Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen. We are Tiny Flaws,
300
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,040
and our first tune tonight
is Wrong Kind Of Blue.
301
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:46,120
Yeah? Never underestimate a Mod.
302
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,760
Expel a few diplomats, right?
303
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,800
That's usually the format.
304
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,600
That man was a volunteer, Anna.
305
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,440
He gave up his free time
to coach disadvantaged kids.
306
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,440
I know.
307
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,120
But can we really afford a major
diplomatic incident right now
308
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,200
with all this shit
going on around us?
309
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,360
Let's sleep on it - discuss tomorrow.
310
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:26,160
- Sleep. What's that again?
- Are you
- still having trouble with that?
- Yes.
311
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,040
And please, don't tell me -As soon
as my head hits the pillow, I'm gone.
312
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,400
What's happening with Sam?
313
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,320
He's still shacked up
with his 16-year-old.
314
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,440
16?!
Oh, OK, 36. Same difference, though.
315
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,880
Worse, possibly.
316
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,640
Do you think you might be
a little bit depressed?
317
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,400
No.
Good.
318
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,680
I think I'm tired, stressed,
and a bit down in the dumps
319
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,080
for reasons I don't really need
a shrink to explain.
320
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,840
I just had to ask.
321
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,920
Mental health is -
- No laughing matter?
- It's important.
322
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,160
I mean, I don't want you thinking
it's all about me
323
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,200
and my needs the whole time.
324
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,880
Duty done.
325
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,760
You were really close
to Anna Marshall, though.
326
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,640
I was. I still think she's brilliant.
327
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,960
But... Elite schools,
elite university, elite values.
328
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,120
Same.
329
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,840
What's wrong with that?
You'll be telling me punctuality
330
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,280
and the written word are all part
of white privilege next.
331
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,040
I'll tell you what I'll be
telling you, thank you very much.
332
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,400
Which is you have to contemplate
the idea that yours
isn't the only angle of view.
333
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,640
Sure, but you have to think
it's the best one,
334
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,560
or you would, presumably, change it.
335
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,720
Anyway, I didn't belong there.
You don't believe in white privilege?
336
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,680
Just look at a COBRA meeting.
I never said I didn't believe in it.
337
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,560
Confirmation that I'm on
the Breakfast Show tomorrow...
338
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,600
..discussing the Kostenko case.
339
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,240
You think it was a hit?
Oligarch plus helicopter crash?
340
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,760
Nah, nothing suspicious there.
341
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,840
You better get an early night, then.
342
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,600
Oh, I'm not an 'early night'
kind of person, really.
343
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,280
I am.
344
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,120
Shame.
345
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,440
Have you got my mobile?
Don't think so.
346
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,960
Hold on, I've got yours,
so I'll just ping it over.
347
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,200
Why?
In case you ever want to use it.
348
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,520
Got it.
349
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,320
Bye.
Bye.
350
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,000
So...working.
351
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,040
Mm.
352
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,920
I didn't know if I'd be able
to do my job again.
353
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,640
Yeah, I know.
354
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,240
Still, work is good.
355
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,280
But I've also been thinking
about holidays.
356
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,880
Oh, right. Holidays -
You hate them, I know.
357
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,840
But I've been looking at places
in the Atacama,
358
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,920
and I...I thought...
359
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,480
maybe we could go and see Ellie,
head up there together.
360
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,160
The stars are meant
to be amazing, apparently.
361
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,400
No, no. It would be good...
362
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,960
to be together as a family.
363
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,960
Eleanor...
It was a hit.
364
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,120
'We're almost certain
they used an armoured drone
365
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,760
to shoot down the helicopter.
But it's a complicated situation.
366
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,040
It might be a boat
we don't want to rock.'
367
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,080
I'll be right down.
368
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,200
Who's this, then?
369
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,080
This has just come in
from our investigation.
370
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,160
Klara Lechkova is a Russian citizen.
371
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,480
She's picked up a couple of times
on CCTV walking the towpath
372
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,840
which adjoins the school where
the helicopter was due to take off.
373
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,880
Where was the drone controlled from?
374
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,520
She also purchased a scooter,
which we believe
375
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,880
may have been used
to leave the scene afterwards.
376
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,360
And she's vanished
off the face of the Earth.
377
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,520
Klara is the niece of a member
of the Duma
378
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,720
with links to the President.
379
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,760
Her uncle is a decorated GRU member
and also has close links
380
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,120
to separatists operating out
of the Donetsk People's Republic.
381
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,160
Who's the sidekick?
382
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,480
Rodrigo Lenin Araya - Colombian.
383
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,920
His father was a senior comandante
of the FARC guerrilla movement,
384
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,120
murdered by right-wing
paramilitaries.
385
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,000
Araya studied at the People's
Friendship University in Moscow.
386
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,040
We believe he is an SVR asset.
387
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,080
Well, this is all an enormous relief.
388
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,120
I thought things
might get complicated.
389
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,160
Bottom line - it was a Russian hit.
390
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,560
They couldn't get close to Kostenko,
so they used a drone.
391
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,320
- And killed an innocent man.
- I don't
think that was part of the plan.
392
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,800
So I assume
they're out of the country?
393
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,840
Well, you assume wrong.
394
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,880
They sprayed out
a bunch of decoys first
395
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,920
to see if we tried to pick them up.
396
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,880
They are at a safe house still.
We can arrest them?
397
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,040
Oh, we can. Question is...
398
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,120
..do we want to?
399
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,160
A nice dilemma
for a new Home Secretary.
400
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,120
OK, perfect. It is about
two hours' wait I'm afraid.
401
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,880
But you will be on the next bus.
Have you had breakfast?
402
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,720
No? Help yourself to breakfast, OK?
Sit wherever you like.
403
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,560
Can you make sure that first bus
is gone by 12:00pm? Thank you.
404
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,680
Good morning. Now, look, I wasn't
expecting Egyptian cotton
405
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,360
or anything, but those sheets
were like sandpaper.
406
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,680
Some nice tinned tomatoes
and bacon fat for breakfast, though.
407
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,240
Are you sure
you want to come out with us?
408
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,440
It's pretty choppy out there.
It's me coming out.
409
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,400
- I know.
- Well,
why are you looking at him, then?
410
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,480
OK, if you insist.
I'll see you down there.
411
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,880
He reminds me of an Action Man
I used to have.
412
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,200
You had an Action Man?
I had about six.
413
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,760
You don't have to go out
if you don't want to, you know?
414
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,600
I don't want to.
OK.
415
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,720
But I do have to.
416
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,640
Otherwise, I'll sit around thinking
I should have gone, and...
417
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,720
I'll just drive myself mad.
You might even enjoy it.
418
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,880
OK.
419
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,360
OK, targets are on the move.
420
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,520
Leaving early morning
with little traffic.
421
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,680
Easier to spot a trail.
422
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,720
What's happening?
They're moving.
423
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,960
We think it's Stansted, though.
424
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,040
So what are we going to do?
425
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,720
If we let them go,
everything will be a lot easier.
426
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,760
Impunity often is.
427
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,560
There could be consequences
that go beyond diplomatic exchanges.
428
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,200
I know that.
429
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,960
But if we just let them go...
they will know that too.
430
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,760
That will also have consequences
down the line.
431
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,240
OK, then. It's your call.
432
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,160
Yes, it is.
433
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,280
OK. And over.
434
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,680
So there was another tremor
- last night.
- Yeah.
435
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,880
- Any idea of the impact?
- That's what
we're going out to take a look at.
436
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,400
OK, but -
Sorry, and no offence,
437
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,680
but I'm not entirely sure
what the point of you is.
438
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,040
What the point of me is?
I meant being here.
439
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:57,280
Why don't you guys just do your job
and let me do mine, yeah?
440
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,080
No, fair play.
441
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,560
It's a question I do
ask myself from time to time.
442
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,080
OK, well, the point of me,
right now,
443
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,520
is that I am the eyes and ears of
the Civil Contingencies Secretariat.
444
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,400
Now, that may not mean much to you,
Captain Pugwash,
445
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,640
but it makes me the eyes and ears of
Number 10 Downing Street, and hence,
446
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,160
the British Prime Minister.
So if you've got a problem,
447
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,480
I suggest you take it up directly
with him.
448
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,480
Suspects are
through security at Terminal 1.
449
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,800
OK. Keep eyes on.
450
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:40,400
Do you want to put Lightfingers
- into play?
- What's Lightfingers?
451
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,480
Well, a world of pain
for very little reward.
452
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,520
- What?
- There's still time
to abort the mission.
453
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,480
And it won't bring
- Graham Hadleigh back.
- No. No, no.
454
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,560
You don't get to kill
an innocent British citizen,
455
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,600
then just waltz off home
with a new handbag
456
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,160
and a bottle of Johnnie Walker.
Take the bastards in.
457
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,400
Do what the man says.
458
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,680
Again, what's Lightfingers?
Watch.
459
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,760
Excuse me, madam.
460
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,920
Would you mind stepping back into
the store for a moment, please?
461
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,840
Yes, I would mind. They've called
my flight, I haven't done anything.
462
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,960
If you could just show me the
receipt for the item in your bag.
463
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,880
There is no item in my bag.
What's going on?
464
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,640
Oi, you! Stop!
465
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,040
Out the way! Move. Move to the side!
466
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,480
Stop! Stop, armed police!
Show me your hands!
467
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,880
Get down on the floor!
I am Rodrigo Araya!
468
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,640
I am a Colombian
human rights activist.
469
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:56,320
They are trying
to make me disappear.
I am a human rights activist!
470
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,880
A human rights activist.
Target in custody.
471
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,200
All officers stand down.
472
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,440
Pull their files for me.
OK.
473
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,840
So what now?
Now we charge her with shoplifting
474
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,360
and him with resisting arrest.
But those are minor -
475
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,840
We remand them in custody
on the basis that they are suspected
476
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,160
of other unspecified crimes,
477
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,320
and/or the possible commission
of future crimes.
478
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,000
And we... What, we just wait now?
Yeah.
479
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,160
Well, we've chosen
to prod the snake.
480
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,840
Now let's see if it bites,
or...just rattles a bit.
481
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,400
Update me in an hour.
482
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,080
Please report to one
of our information points.
483
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,800
We are evacuating this town.
484
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,200
Jesus.
485
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,680
You all need to make your way
to the buses now.
486
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,280
The evacuation is mandatory.
487
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,640
What's that?
488
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,680
No idea.
I'm getting some...
489
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
It might be another tremor.
490
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,000
What the hell is going on
down there?
491
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,560
That's not a tremor.
492
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,960
- Bring him up.
- Command to Dive Team
Alpha — prepare to surface.
493
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,320
Bring him up. Bring him up!
494
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,360
Run...now!
495
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,400
Get to higher ground!
496
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,000
First reports suggest heavy
casualties among emergency teams.
497
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,440
Have you heard from Fraser?
No, we can't reach him.
498
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,680
He was down there
with his entire team.
499
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,480
There are mass casualties
on the seafront - glass,
500
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,800
scalding water, collapsed masonry.
Have we got a live link yet?
501
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,840
There have been problems
connecting to the feed.
502
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,880
We need to get that link up.
503
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,440
Will someone please tell me
what's going on with
our communication system?
504
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,920
SRT to Control,
we seem to be experiencing
comms malfunction.
505
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,120
SRT to Control, are you receiving?
506
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,880
This is SRT - come in, Control.
507
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,800
GCHQ are reporting
a massive cyber attack.
508
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,560
It's taken out ECON, the new
emergency services comms network.
509
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,760
It means they can't talk to each
other or send us live links.
510
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,800
You know what this is, don't you?
511
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,400
This is their bloody answer to
- the arrests.
- No, we can't have this.
512
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,440
Not now. Not in the middle
of a natural disaster.
513
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,680
There's a message embedded in
the malware they've used to crash
- the system.
- What kind of message?
514
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,720
Ruin Brittania.
515
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,840
National Cyber Defence
have seen nothing like this before.
516
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,600
Is it Russian?
We have no idea.
517
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,960
The signature coding is like
nothing we've seen before.
518
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Is it connected to the assassination?
519
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,360
- Who's behind this?
- Honestly,
we don't have any information.
520
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,200
Then, find out,
and bring me some fucking answers!
521
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,840
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