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'The following programme
contains drug references,
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'and very strong and sexual language
from the outset.'
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Look at this shit.
Back to its former glory.
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Like a phoenix from the flames.
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Oh, my God. Tyler's play.
Fuck! What time is it?
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Where's them dickheads?
Oi, oi, Ash? Cardi?
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Shit.
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What the fuck's going on here?
Nothing.
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Well, why is all that out?
What you watching?
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It's not doll porn.
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It has to stop.
Last time I am telling yer!
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Fucking idiot. We got caught.
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♪ The best things
In life are free... ♪
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We're fucking two wheels
in the sand here, we're late!
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I said we would be.
This is your fucking fault...
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Stop worrying, we'll make it.
Honestly... Fuck me.
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This play better be fucking good,
I tell you what...
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Who will help me dig the earth?
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- I won't!
- I won't!
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I won't!
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I will do it myself.
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Who will help me plant this wheat?
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- I won't!
- I won't!
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- I won't!
- Fucking hell. Flat! Fucking pig...
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I will do it myself.
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Who will help me water these seeds?
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- I won't!
- I won't!
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- I won't!
- That fucking pig... he's really...
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- He's really good.
- I will do it myself.
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All the pupils of year three
have all made a special card,
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- to show how much we love...
- You.
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They each have a special message
inside for the people we love.
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- Daddy. Daddy.
- Oh, thanks, buddy.
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That's lovely.
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Come here and give me a love.
Oh, you are getting heavy.
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- Mummy.
- Oh, you were so bloody good.
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Who was the pig?
You were a lot better than the pig.
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I thought the pig was lacklustre.
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Ashley, what's going on?
Are you alright?
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You might wanna put that out...
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- Sorry...
- ..it's a school.
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It's just my father.
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I've been thinking about him a lot,
since Mammy went back to Ireland.
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All this, like...
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..I never had any of that,
let alone the people in the seats.
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Do you miss him?
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No, not Daddy, no, not that arsehole.
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My actual REAL dad.
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Look at me, lads, I don't look
anything like the others.
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Mammy was adamant.
Every time I asked her.
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We all had the same dad. Daddy.
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Fucked if he's my dad.
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Cause she'd have to admit
to having an affair.
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Yeah, but I don't care.
Sure, I'm a grown adult, like...
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I don't care what she did.
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Hang on...
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We're were gonna tell you
at the pub tonight.
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Err, me and Carol, cos...
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we're getting married again.
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N-Niall is gonna be there.
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He knows all the family secrets,
doesn't he?
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So... We could just, like, ambush him
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and get him to tell you the truth.
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That's a fucking good idea.
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Niall, he gets really weird,
anything to do with my mammy.
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Now, listen, there isn't a day goes by
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where I don't think about my mum
leaving me, man, honestly...
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she's out there somewhere.
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I mean, if you find your dad,
he could be a massive knob head,
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but at least we tried, y'know?
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- Yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Go on, sod off.
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You're still his Uncle Dylan.
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Look, you are just as important
to him now
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as you ever fucking were, man.
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I know.
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What the fuck's going on with you,
man?
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I'm fine.
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Fuck off.
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- Talk to me!
- I'm fine.
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I...
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I dunno, I'm just...
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I dunno, just, it feels like...
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..you've got,
you've got something I had.
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Y'know?
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I was, I was kind of his dad,
y'know, and now...
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- You still are his fucking dad, dude.
- I'm not his dad. I am not his dad.
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She, she got rid of my kid,
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and I know that sounds like
a fucking broken record...
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but it's hard, alright.
It is fucking hard...
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- ..to forgive her for that.
- Yeah.
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Y'know, I just...
that's some sort of irony...
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Y'know, stop shagging round
and just...
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..y'know, find someone
I can have a life with, because...
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You're right. You do need to fucking
sort yourself out. I agree.
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But I am telling you now, man,
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with no agenda at all,
that fucking boy adores you.
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Do you understand?
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That card there is for both of us.
It's not just mine, man.
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Now stop having sex
with random strangers.
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You're gonna get fucking chlamydia.
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- Again.
- Give me a love.
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♪ You don't have to say you love me
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♪ Just be close at hand. ♪
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To Carol and Cardi!
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Cardi and Carol.
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Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
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It doesn't mean we've gotta
steal another wedding, does it?
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- I don't think I can do that again...
- No.
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We're keeping this one real simple.
Registry office, booze up,
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then a honeymoon
on Three Eyed Pete's barge.
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Three Eyed Pete? Fuck me.
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I thought he went to prison for
flashing his knob on the tow path?
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He did,
that's why the barge is available.
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- Congratulations.
- Thanks. Second time lucky, innit!
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Does he get a plus one,
for the wedding reception?
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Err, yes, certainly. Yes.
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I'm only joking,
unless you want me to come,
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I mean, I'd love to,
I do love a wedding.
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He would love you to come with him,
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he's just brutal at talking to girls.
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Great. Well, look forward to it.
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Alright, yeah. Fucking hell.
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Stop wooing me, dudes.
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She's into you something fierce, Vin.
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No. No.
It just feels a bit inappropriate
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going to a wedding for a first date,
dude. Very intense.
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Here, look, Niall's on his own
over there, will you talk to him?
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♪ You don't have to stay forever
I will understand... ♪
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- Alright, Erin.
- Alright, Mick.
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I hear you and Dylan aren't together?
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Yeah, you heard right.
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Well, you're in luck!
I'm single, as it goes.
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Bird I was seeing
pissed off to Whitley Bay.
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Right. Why Whitley?
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God knows. Must have fancied
moving down South.
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It's up North. It's near Newcastle.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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Bitch told me
it was on the East coast.
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It is, it's the North East.
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North East?
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Didn't know
the North East had a coast.
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Thank you very much.
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Here he is, big lad.
How are you keeping?
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Hi, Vinnie. You're looking well now.
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Quick chat with yer?
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Been a bit worried
about our Ashley recently.
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He seems a bit down in the dumps.
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Anyway...
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I think I've found out why.
It's his dad.
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- What about his dad?
- He's just wondering what's going on.
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He knows he don't look like
the rest of yous, y'know...
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What are you talking about?
Not the same da as the rest of us?
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Let's be grown ups.
He's mixed race, in't he.
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- Vinnie, you're talking shite.
- I'm not talking shite.
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- He's fucking definitely mixed race.
- Vinnie, that's enough.
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Niall, he is not bothered,
he's not angry, or owt,
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he just wants to meet his real dad.
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You saying my mother
had an extra marital affair?
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Is that what you're suggesting,
Vincent O'Neil,
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that my mother cheated on
her loving husband with a black man.
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He didn't love her.
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Dude, he used to press his dick up
against the fucking bus window,
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- remember when we drove past...
- How fucking dare you?
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- Niall!
- What's he said?
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- What have you said?
- Nothing.
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- Let me hit him.
- No, listen, I've already hit him.
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- Fucking ring caught me on't lip, dude.
- We're going.
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Not standing here being insulted
by this baldy bastard.
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Sorry, man.
I didn't mean to upset anyone.
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- Oh, you fucker.
- Prick.
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That's just... Fuck me.
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My fucking lip and dick.
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- How did it go over there?
- I got hit, twice.
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Oh, I need to be sick.
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See you at the wedding.
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Erin!
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It's only me, I'm free.
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Ja-rasta-fary. Yes, blessed I am.
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- You stupid fucking bastard.
- What, did I scare you?
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♪ Oh, Danny Boy
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♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling
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- ♪ From glen to glen... ♪
- Ash.
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You're my brother, right.
No matter what, you're my brother.
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But you know the rules,
we don't go delving in the past. OK?
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You didn't get that from me.
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You're shit in a bucket, Anthony,
that's what we call you, int it?
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Shit in a bucket!
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And I've heard what
you've been saying about
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about your lady fighting me, ha-ha...
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I don't know, man. What's the deal?
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Why do you think Niall's telling us
go visit your Aunty Pat?
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- Don't think that's your dad, do yer?
- I'd thought about it.
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Do you think I look like him?
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..you fucking shit in a bucket...
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I don't fucking know,
I mean, Tyler's my little lad.
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Y'know, do I look anything like him?
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- No. No. No.
- Exactly.
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No, he's a terrific looking boy.
He is, y'know...
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Well, he is, in't he?
That bone structure.
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- That's all his mum.
- I was a cute baby. Everyone said.
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Everyone said that, did they?
Everyone?
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Dickhead, listen to this...
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Ashley, I was involved in a very
prestigious award at Hawley fair
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when I was just 12 months old.
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- Guess what the award was?
- Go on.
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Beautiful baby competition, it was.
I won the fucking thing.
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- No way!
- Now, who told you that, eh?
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Huh?
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Obviously you can't remember it,
so who told you?
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- My dad.
- Your dad told you?!
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Yeah. Because he used
to fucking gamble
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and I didn't like it
and I'd have a go at him.
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He'd say, "Shut up Vincent,
you've gotta be in it to win it...
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"look at you, and that..."
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You and that
beautiful baby competition.
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- Just fuck off, dude. Shit.
- Ha-ha!
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Shit.
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♪ Everyday
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♪ Things are getting worse
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- ♪ Everyday... ♪
- Ronnie.
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Right, sit up, 'ere.
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Come on, Erin, can your brother
not just get the sleep he needs?
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Ronnie, sit the fuck up,
it's burning my hand.
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- Fucking hell. For God's sake.
- Ow.
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That's an alright brew, that, Ezzo.
Mmm.
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You're still a Buddhist then
I take it?
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Buddhist? Oh, come on, Erin.
Labels man. Labels. Labels. Labels.
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I've had enough of them.
I've had 'em all my life, man.
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People go, "Oh, Ronnie, he's rubbish."
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"Ronnie is fucking thick."
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"Ronnie is a feckless, violent,
aggressive thief..."
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- You are all them things though.
- That... I WAS Erin.
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W to the O to the S. WAS.
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- So, what I'm gonna do is...
- Go on...
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..I'm gonna prove to you, Erin,
that I can...
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I can make a go of things.
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Turn things around without
having to resort to like, erm...
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Oh, what's the fucking word...
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00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,719
rather than kicking someone's
head in and taking the money.
241
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,120
How you gonna do that? Easy.
242
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,319
Get a job. Yeah!
243
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,560
Earn money, legit vibes,
244
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,800
and then fuck off to Ireland
and hook up...
245
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,160
- Do you remember Donal McGuinness?
- The extortionist?
246
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,880
Not anymore,
he runs a guest house in Cork,
247
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,920
but he's looking for
a fucking sous chef. A-ha, hello.
248
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,200
And that's you, is it?
249
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,600
Erin, have you not seen me?
I'm a fucking whizz with the wok.
250
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,399
When I was inside, everyone
used to call me 'Ronnie The Wok'.
251
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,959
Yeah, "Ronnie Wok Wok.
Ronnie go chop chop."
252
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,639
"Foo Young Croft,"
they used to call me.
253
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,780
"Char Sui Ronnie," big style, yeah.
254
00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:30,640
I'm turning, I'm turning,
I'm turning over a new leaf.
255
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,599
- There you go. Well done.
- Thank you very much.
256
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,360
OK. Alright.
Well, you can't stay here.
257
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,319
- What?
- Right, one...
258
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,165
- I've got a paying lodger.
- Shugs.
259
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:41,800
Yeah. Two, I got an eight-year-old,
that doesn't need the bad influence
260
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,600
from his lazy, thieving uncle,
that's why.
261
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:48,420
So, who's got a fucking spare room
then?
262
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:51,400
Do I look like a fucking halfway house
263
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,040
for the waifs and strays of society?
264
00:12:54,677 --> 00:12:56,919
Bleeding heart liberals
chucking open their doors
265
00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:00,060
to every daft cunt with a sob story.
266
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,200
Oh, they had a bad upbringing.
267
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,860
Oh, they were molested
by their Uncle Philip.
268
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:10,660
Oh, they've got, um,
connection issues.
269
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,279
Fuck off!
270
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,359
They're selfish robbing twats,
271
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,920
never done a decent days work
in their lives.
272
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,719
And you can send as many
fucking theatre workshops
273
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,759
as you like into prisons,
274
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:27,180
they're not gonna come out
quoting Romeo and cunting Juliet.
275
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,359
Is that a yes, or a no?
276
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,800
Argh!
277
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,581
Go on!
278
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,540
Christ.
279
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,500
I know how he feels.
280
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,680
That there, that's how life
is treating me at the moment.
281
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,840
Argh!
282
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,880
- Shame.
- Hm.
283
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:15,727
- Hard luck there, Auntie Pat.
- Hey, alright, young Ashley.
284
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,399
Where you been?
I didn't see you in the crowd.
285
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,080
Too busy hiding behind my hands.
286
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,180
Good man.
287
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,519
- Remind me.
- I'm Vinnie.
288
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,159
I was that big
last time you seen me, Pat.
289
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,720
- Tommo. I don't think we've met.
- Ah, you look familiar.
290
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,759
Didn't you used to run
the Rat and Cutter.
291
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,079
Hey, hey, hey,
that is fake news, pal, that is.
292
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,919
I still run it. I'm the proprietor,
I'm the fucking visionary.
293
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,520
Yeah, last Christmas party,
294
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,322
didn't you play
one of the horny Elves?
295
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,120
- Is he alright?
- Yeah. Yeah. Sensitive.
296
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,320
- Here he is.
- Brews up.
297
00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:54,067
- Thanks, Auntie. Thank you.
- No problem.
298
00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:56,292
- Go on, get that down yer.
- Nice one, mate.
299
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,480
Now then...
300
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,919
what are you all doing here then, eh?
301
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,680
I am sensing
this isn't just a social visit.
302
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,039
It's not really, no.
303
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,359
I mean, fuck it, let's just come
straight out with it.
304
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,280
His mam is saying that Der...
305
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,879
- Diarmuid.
- Diarmuid is his real dad, right?
306
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,880
Same as his brothers,
but that can't be true, y'know?
307
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,439
So, we've come to you
to see what you know, man.
308
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,360
Why me?
309
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:22,679
You were always around
when we were growing up.
310
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,140
You know Mammy well.
311
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,880
- You know she was no saint.
- She liked the dick.
312
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,039
- OK.
- But don't well all, eh?
313
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,399
I'm not gay, but I'll suck a dick
every now and again.
314
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,479
And I like wearing dresses, you know,
315
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,959
but I wouldn't want
my langer cutting off
316
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,279
- like that sex change lot.
- Mmm.
317
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,799
I knew this guy from the community
had surgery,
318
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,879
and when it finished
he asked for his... her balls back,
319
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,079
had them set in a paperweight.
320
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,639
I said, "Why did you get them
set in a paperweight?"
321
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,440
- When does paper ever blow away?
- Fair point.
322
00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:50,199
She says she sometimes
works in the garden,
323
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,880
it can get windy, y'know, so I said,
324
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,375
"I'll build you a bigger fence,
make it a sun trap".
325
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,615
The thing with Dad...
326
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,399
She's got a beautiful garden.
God, you should see it.
327
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,231
She's got Campanula Muralis,
it's dead hard to grow.
328
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,560
- Forms this dense mat of foliage...
- Pat! Pat! Pat!
329
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,935
Sorry, Bredrin, I'm just gonna
stop you right there.
330
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,499
It sounds like a sick garden,
331
00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,375
but you might be a bit concussed, lad.
332
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,580
I won't know for a while yet.
333
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,180
Listen, Pat...
334
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,319
..you are essentially
part of the family.
335
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,999
You were always drinking with Daddy,
or having a crack with Mammy.
336
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,540
Dancing around in the kitchen.
337
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,780
There was a couple of nights there
where you'd sleep over.
338
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,400
- Do you see what I am saying?
- Oh, son...
339
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,159
..I wish I could help.
340
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,399
I mean, I know she used to like
to have affairs,
341
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,279
her little comfort flings,
as she used to call them...
342
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,559
..but who with, I don't know,
343
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,620
and which, if any, is your real dad...
344
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:43,480
- No bother.
- Sorry about that.
345
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,760
Right. Gents, on that note,
I am having a slash.
346
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,719
Yeah, knock yourself out, horny elf.
347
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,400
Come on, you lot,
let's talk about something happier.
348
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,140
It's private. Put it back.
349
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,120
I'm telling you now,
there's summat in them photo albums
350
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,760
- he doesn't want us to see.
- Like what?
351
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,719
Like photos
of him and your mum together?
352
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,360
Or a photo of him as a young lad,
thirty years ago,
353
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,640
looking a bit like yourself.
354
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,280
Right, lads, we need to get
those photo albums.
355
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,680
- Vin?
- What?
356
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,960
What's going on
with you and that barmaid then, hey?
357
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,600
♪ Vinnie and Sammy sittin' in a tree
358
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,039
- ♪ K I s s... ♪
- Very mature.
359
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,000
Stuck on K, love?
360
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,400
Listen, hey, I like her...
361
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:02,920
I'm terrified. Fuck's sake.
I am not used to girls liking me.
362
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,079
Last pair of knockers I saw
were big Sandy's,
363
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,520
and she had, she had rigor mortis.
It was still standing up.
364
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,719
- Are you proper into her then?
- Yeah, I am actually.
365
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,840
It's a worry though, man, y'know.
366
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,839
Oof, is that Pat? That is Pat.
367
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,600
- Oi, come here. What have you to do?
- Err... Follow him.
368
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,920
Make sure he doesn't come back early.
369
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,400
Correct. And you follow him at what?
370
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,039
- S-subtle distance.
- Good lad!
371
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,359
Right, now listen to me.
372
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,879
He's probably going to the boozer,
so get yourself a pint.
373
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,720
- Is that all?
- Sod off!
374
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,960
Bye, Cardi.
375
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,400
Great
376
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,240
Get your shit together.
377
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,079
Ashley, what do you think they'll do
if we get caught?
378
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,140
If any travellers do catch us,
they'll just cut off our toes.
379
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,680
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, fuck.
380
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,200
- Who goes there?
- Shit!
381
00:18:57,501 --> 00:19:00,120
- Is there someone back there?
- Fuck!
382
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,260
Fucking cats.
383
00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:14,127
♪ Memory... ♪
384
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,520
He's fucked off. That worked.
385
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,360
Do you wanna hear my baby lamb?
386
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:22,020
No. Another time. Come on.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
387
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,759
I didn't know you were going there,
you fucking...
388
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,180
Shit, dude.
389
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,919
My fucking appendix, dude.
Jesus Christ!
390
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,159
..fucking walnuts...
You been going to the gym?
391
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,519
Yep, you're feeling very lean
yourself.
392
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,079
We were worried about you for
a while there, weren't we, Tommo?
393
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,880
- Shoes!
- What?
394
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000
We've just broke
through the fucking window, dude.
395
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,520
This is Auntie Pat's house.
Have a bit of respect. Shoes!
396
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,120
Christ, mate.
397
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,623
Fuck it.
398
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,680
Well, blood and sand,
look at this, dude.
399
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,839
Hey, we've got something here, man.
400
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,480
- Look at the state of that.
- What is it?
401
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,640
It's Auntie Pat
having a smooch up with your mammy
402
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,759
and a selfie before selfies
were even fucking selfies.
403
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,520
Don't get carried away, right.
It's just a kiss.
404
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,200
You know, you kiss Cardi, don't you?
Friends kiss friends.
405
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,639
What I am saying is, all it is,
is it's, err, just a...
406
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,680
- Doh...
- OK, that's summat else...
407
00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:40,559
They are my mammy's boobs
that you are looking at.
408
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,119
Not just the boobs, sweetheart.
409
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,079
Bloody hell,
it's like an angry badger.
410
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,479
I came out of that.
411
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,520
How, did you have a machete?
412
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,960
Go on.
413
00:21:06,707 --> 00:21:07,747
Fuck!
414
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,040
Hello?
415
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,680
Oh! No, no,
it's not what it looks like...
416
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,300
There's flashlights in there, Pat.
417
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,480
- Will I come in there with you?
- Yeah, come in with me.
418
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,280
And will I bring my nunchucks?
419
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,580
You might as well
now they're in your hands.
420
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,900
Don't fucking move,
or I'll take your fucking heads!
421
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,079
- Ashley.
- Yer alright, Pat?
422
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,919
- Argh, you bleedin' know them?
- I do.
423
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,120
But I don't know why the fuck
they are in my fucking caravan.
424
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,240
Can we explain?
425
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,400
Fair play to them
for taking off their shoes. Respect.
426
00:22:04,217 --> 00:22:07,880
I'm not proud of myself,
but, yeah, me and your mum we...
427
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:11,000
We had a thing.
What more can I tell yer?
428
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,740
Life happens.
429
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,260
But I can tell you this.
Hand on heart...
430
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,260
..I'm not your daddy.
431
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,840
How's that then?
432
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,340
I ain't got no seed.
433
00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:31,980
I found out years ago
when I was with my Martha.
434
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,940
It's probably what tore us apart
in the end.
435
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:42,359
- That and the dick sucking.
- Mmm.
436
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,520
That's it then, isn't it?
I'm never gonna find out!
437
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:48,220
Shit, man.
Maybe it's for the best, y'know.
438
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,599
Maybe we ought to let
sleeping dogs lie on this one.
439
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,620
If it's any conciliation,
I don't see my parents either.
440
00:22:56,221 --> 00:22:59,181
Mainly their decision, but, err...
441
00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:00,660
..I'm good with it.
442
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,039
Actually, there is one thing
you could try.
443
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,879
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Your brother Niall.
444
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,759
- Yeah?
- He knows all the family history.
445
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,999
We've tried Niall.
446
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,279
He punched me in my fucking lip
and Mick clipped my dick.
447
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,759
You know what he's like.
448
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,999
What you've got to do
is get him off his face.
449
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,279
Years ago we had this
Easter Egg hunt on the site
450
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,240
for all the kiddies, y'know.
We thought, let's jazz it up a bit,
451
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,479
make it a bit more interesting
for us lot,
452
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,319
so we had an Easter EGG-stacy hunt,
right?
453
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,640
Thousands of pills all over the site.
454
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,920
Your brother Niall,
well, he found too many, didn't he.
455
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,720
The stories he was spewing out
of his mouth, oh, my, good days...
456
00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,487
Fair enough,
so we need to slip him an E.
457
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,960
- How the fuck...
- Let's see.
458
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,080
If you could get him to an event,
y'know,
459
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,759
somewhere where
you could spike his drink.
460
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,240
S-sorry.
461
00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:44,260
Sorry, guys. Sorry, I...
462
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,800
- Cardi's wedding.
- Yeah. Cardi's wedding. Yeah.
463
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,800
♪ When you feel so clean
464
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,580
♪ And the soap smells serene
465
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,960
♪ And you step right into a... ♪
466
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,680
What the fuck are you doing?
467
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,240
What the fuck does it look like, Jim?
468
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,240
You're fucking... pleasuring yourself.
469
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,519
And if you are, DON'T!
470
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,079
What, you think you can tell
Ronnie Croft what to do?
471
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,960
Look, if I want to wank, Jim,
472
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,720
I'll wank meself into oblivion, mate.
473
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,159
I'll be like a fire hydrant going off.
474
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,520
I'm two rooms away.
475
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,360
I don't like the idea
that you're in here,
476
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,280
whazzing yourself off
to fucking bukkake, or gonzo,
477
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,920
or whatever disgusting shit
that you're into.
478
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,679
- Bukkake? Bukkake?
- Don't play the innocent with me.
479
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,600
I've no idea, mate, like, none.
480
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,559
- The woman's on her fucking knees...
- Yeah?
481
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,999
..and two blokes are
jetting themselves off all over her.
482
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,840
You seem to know
a fucking lot about it, son.
483
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,940
I'm a man of the fucking world.
484
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,360
I'm an Englishman,
with an Englishman's brain.
485
00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:02,199
- And an Englishman's...
- Taste in porn, go on.
486
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,360
I am not standing here, in a towel,
in my spare room
487
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,479
discussing bukkake
with the likes of you.
488
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,400
I'm off to a wedding bash.
489
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,039
Woah-woah-woah!
Just fucking woah, Jimberee.
490
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,360
- What wedding, which wedding bash?
- Nosy shot the Crow.
491
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,480
Oh, fuck...
492
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,759
Come on!
493
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,280
♪ She's my baby
And she lives next door
494
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,640
♪ Every morning when the sun comes up
495
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,160
♪ She brings me coffee
in my favourite cup
496
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,040
♪ That's why I know, yes, I know
497
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,140
♪ Hallelujah, I just love her so
498
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,080
♪ When I'm in trouble
And I have no friend
499
00:25:45,331 --> 00:25:48,360
♪ I know she'll go with me
Until the end
500
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,719
♪ Everybody ask me how I know... ♪
Oh, fuck!
501
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,359
♪ I smile at them and say
"She told me so"
502
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,360
- ♪ That's why I know, oh, I know... ♪
- Well...
503
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,399
Frosty the snowman
upstaging the bride.
504
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,640
- You look amazing.
- You too.
505
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,320
You scrub up really well, don't ya?
506
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,479
That's, fucking,
"scrub up really well?!"
507
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,920
Relax, Vin.
508
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,520
Cool.
509
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,560
We might get on, we might not.
510
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,720
We're just two people
who like the look of each other,
511
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,880
- going to a party.
- Uh-hm.
512
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,880
Come on, get me pissed.
513
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,120
- He the best you can do?
- Shit!
514
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,600
Mental weed dealer.
515
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,480
Samantha, this is Carl Slater.
516
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,120
He, uh, went to school with me,
didn't you, mate.
517
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,160
Detective Slater.
518
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,999
Carl Slater as in
'Carl Slater bums dogs'?
519
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,760
The very same. Yes.
520
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,920
Don't get too attached, Samantha,
he's going to prison soon.
521
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,280
And that's a promise, not a threat.
522
00:26:42,232 --> 00:26:44,039
Oh...
523
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,639
Oh-ho-ho!
524
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,080
Oh, dear God!
525
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,140
He's struggling.
526
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,160
- Oh, dear...
- Do you know what I mean?!
527
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,840
♪ You touched my very soul
528
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,380
♪ You always showed me that
529
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,200
♪ Loving you was where it's at
530
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,060
♪ You made me so
531
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,200
♪ Very happy
532
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,820
♪ I'm so glad you
533
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:19,920
♪ Came into my life... ♪
534
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,560
Now make sure Niall doesn't
take the wrong glass, alright?!
535
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,600
Ashley, do I look
like a fucking amateur?
536
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,080
I have been spiking peoples drink's
537
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,399
since I was in short trousers,
sweetheart.
538
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,439
Think on,
it's him with the special glass.
539
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,340
I'm just saying,
who collects your rubbish?
540
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:42,680
Who fixes your fucking street lights?
541
00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:47,639
You might not use the schools,
or like the fucking police
542
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,839
but that doesn't mean
you can't pay your taxes.
543
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,160
You get the fuck away from me
544
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,800
before I punch you
in your stupid mouth.
545
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,860
Ha! Violence you see!
546
00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:58,039
They say it's a cliche,
547
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,440
but you fucking travellers
solve everything with...
548
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,279
Ah... Fuck!
549
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,480
- Prick! Oh, thanks.
- H-h-hey...
550
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,599
Fucking hell...
Your sister went and necked it.
551
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,160
What did I fucking say?
552
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,639
You better have more of that stuff,
Tommo.
553
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,959
Ashley. Ashley, I have got more.
554
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,393
I have got enough
to sink a fucking camel.
555
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,540
The point is
I've wasted it on your sister.
556
00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:21,279
Hi... I'm Erin.
557
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,240
- Samantha.
- Hi.
558
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,200
- You Tyler's mum?
- Yeah.
559
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,639
He's gorgeous.
560
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,640
And you run this place now, don't you?
561
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,119
Yeah, yeah.
562
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,079
Well, it's a means to an end, y'know.
563
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,560
- Bigger plans and all that.
- Yeah.
564
00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:37,680
I thought it shut down,
how did you get it open so quickly?
565
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:42,160
Err... just sorted the license
and stuff, yeah, not a big deal.
566
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,799
Must cost a bit though,
running a club,
567
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,420
how do you afford it?
568
00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:50,160
I got a bank loan.
569
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,240
Yeah!
570
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,240
Aw, for fuck sake... Excuse me.
571
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,200
Lads, Champagne.
572
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,200
Down the hatch
and let the good times roll.
573
00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:03,560
- Didn't you used to run this place?
- I still do, you prick!
574
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,880
What the fuck are you doing here?
575
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,280
I'm a pleasure magnet, Erin.
What do you expect?
576
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,319
I am a party popper. 247 365.
577
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,999
Do you know what I'm like, actually?
A moth.
578
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,199
I'm like a fucking moth. I'm drawn...
579
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,679
- like a... What are they drawn too?
- Flame.
580
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,240
A Flame? It's not a flame.
Is it a flame?
581
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,399
- It is a flame.
- Stupid pricks.
582
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,639
Do they not burn themselves
all the time?
583
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,879
- No wonder they are like that?
- Yes, often.
584
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,800
- You're a moth aren't you, Ronnie.
- Alright, you big dickhead?
585
00:29:32,847 --> 00:29:34,447
- Hiya, mate.
- You listen to me now, right.
586
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,340
You do not
make a nuisance of yourself in here.
587
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,599
- I am not gonna make a nuisance...
- Ronnie, I'm being serious.
588
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,039
Yeah, I'm being deadly...
Is that a fucking fella in a dress?
589
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,960
Oi! Oi! Oi...
590
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,320
- Knobhead.
- You can say that again.
591
00:29:48,005 --> 00:29:49,445
Knobhead.
592
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,040
Sorry there, um...
593
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,960
I couldn't borrow him for a moment,
could I?
594
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,080
Yeah, be my guest, need a pee anyway.
595
00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:12,120
- Showtime, Vin.
- Huh?
596
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,440
- Showtime.
- Shit...
597
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,640
- Where is he?
- He's over there.
598
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,799
Oh, fucking hell. He's off his head.
What's the strength of the gear?
599
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,359
I had some last Christmas,
600
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,079
tried to get my trousers off
over my head.
601
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,479
Just give it a go, will you?
Oh, here, now...
602
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,360
Fucking hell. Shit, dude.
Hey up, Niall, big lad, oi.
603
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,040
Come out and have a spliff with me,
dude.
604
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,400
- I'm twatted.
- Alright.
605
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,000
- So, fucking twatted.
- Yes. Ouch!
606
00:30:35,863 --> 00:30:37,143
Fuck!
607
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,600
Ah, Vinnie. Vinnie, come here to me.
608
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,640
I'm sorry I was a twat in the pub,
y'know.
609
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,800
It's OK. Cardi told me what you said.
610
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,320
There's not a day goes by
611
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,500
you don't think about your mammy
walking out on you.
612
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,420
She'll be ashamed of herself
leaving you behind like that.
613
00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:05,040
It's alright.
It was a long time ago, wasn't it?!
614
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,399
No. She hurt you so much.
615
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,760
She broke your heart,
and she broke my mammy's heart too.
616
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:14,160
- Eh?
- She loved him Vinnie.
617
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,079
I know she was married,
but, oh, God, she loved him.
618
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,920
- Who did she love?
- Tyrone.
619
00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,880
- Who's Tyrone?
- Tyrone Carver.
620
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,759
He worked on the fairs.
He was a beautiful man.
621
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,780
He's the one that gave her Ashley.
622
00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:31,080
Hang on, I don't understand. How's...
623
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,440
How's my mum broke your mum's heart?
I don't get it?!
624
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,160
- She stole him.
- What?!
625
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,519
Your mammy stole Tyrone Carver
off my mammy.
626
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,279
And I, you know, your ma,
I know she had her bothers, Vinnie,
627
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,680
but she was beautiful
and fun and she turned his head.
628
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,800
My ma couldn't complain,
because she was married,
629
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,240
but, Jesus, Vinnie, she loved him.
630
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,519
My mum, my mum, yeah,
631
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,479
she ran off
with fucking Tyrone Carver?
632
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,760
And that's-that's Ashley's dad,
innit? Yeah?
633
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,000
- Where the fuck did they go?
- On the road. With the fair.
634
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,720
And then word come back now
and again about them, rumours.
635
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,120
But then she got the word,
that he'd died. Heart attack.
636
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,935
What the fuck? What about me mum?
637
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,239
Oh, would... aye, she came back too.
638
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,480
She was working in a bar
up in Crossley Mere.
639
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,460
What do you mean,
fucking Crossley fucking Mere?
640
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:20,260
It's twenty fucking miles away.
Why have you never told me this?
641
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,760
Eh?
642
00:32:21,761 --> 00:32:23,439
You were better off without her,
Vinnie.
643
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,079
You were,
even my mammy said the same thing.
644
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,639
What kind of woman would go away
and leave her child like that?
645
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,160
She broke you in half, Vin,
she'd only do the same again.
646
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,640
No. No. No. Shut up.
You fucking shut your mouth.
647
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,119
You don't understand.
648
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,039
I've been waiting for my mam to
come back for me and she never did.
649
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,320
And you've fucking known about it,
you have.
650
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,080
You've know and Mo knew.
651
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,040
You never said a fucking thing to me.
652
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,720
- Who else knew?
- No one else.
653
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:50,520
Know one else knows. Just you lot.
You're fucking unreal. FUCK!
654
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,480
- Hey, where's Vinnie.
- He left.
655
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,020
I think.
656
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,680
♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose
657
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,560
♪ Gotta blame it on my juice Baby. ♪
658
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,640
Fucking hell. That's alright, innit!
659
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,680
Right, can I just...
660
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,800
I'm just blown away by you
and this and all that,
661
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,000
your fucking open mindedness
and everything.
662
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,800
I've just got loadsa questions.
Can I go?
663
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,680
- Yeah. Sure.
- Quick fire, Ronnie style, yeah?
664
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,920
Fuck me. Right. Are you ready?
665
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,720
- Are you trans?
- No.
666
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,120
- Do you like men, or women?
- Both.
667
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,880
- Can I have some cocaine?
- You've had some.
668
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,320
- Are you happy?
- Yeah.
669
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,280
Fucking wicked, man.
670
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:38,039
I am gonna sit down,
cos I can't feel my legs.
671
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,079
Know what I mean?
I'm so happy that you're happy.
672
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,119
That's what it's about.
It's about being out there.
673
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,719
I've opened my mind.
Do you wear knickers?
674
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,560
I do actually, yeah. Tell you what,
675
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,480
best thing I ever did
wearing women's clothes,
676
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,840
I would not change it for the world.
Funny thing is I just love the...
677
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,340
Safe. Safe.
678
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,260
Safe...
679
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,960
♪ That's how I roll
680
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,480
♪ If I'm shinin'
Everybody gonna shine... ♪
681
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,300
Oh, sorry.
682
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:06,240
- Vinnie?
- 'Erin, I-I need...
683
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,760
- 'I need you to come to the shack.'
- Why? What's happened? What's up?
684
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,360
I can't, cos I need to lock up
and take Tyler home.
685
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,519
Just, fuck...
Just come to the shack. I need yer.
686
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,460
'OK. Alright, I'm on my way.'
687
00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:19,679
Sugs. How pissed are you?
688
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,840
- What?
- How pissed are you?
689
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,160
Fairly.
690
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,920
Right, do me a favour
and take Tyler home, yeah?!
691
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,280
- Yeah.
- Alright, thanks, mate. Thanks.
692
00:34:28,217 --> 00:34:30,520
Tommo... lock up.
693
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,860
Did you see that?
694
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,040
Did you see the way she speaks to me?
695
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,479
No. No. No. No. No.
696
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,680
I will be dragged
into the gates of Hades
697
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:40,799
before I do that wench's bidding.
698
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,440
Dido said it, right,
now I'm saying it,
699
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,999
"I will go down with this ship,
700
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,959
"I won't give myself up
and surrender."
701
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,300
Just lock the fucking club, Tom.
702
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,900
You've got to go.
703
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:03,080
- I can't.
- Vin, it's twenty miles away.
704
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,799
You need to see if she's still there.
705
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,200
- Why though?
- Because she's your mum.
706
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,079
She's a mum who walked out on me.
707
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,800
She left me with an alcoholic man
for some fucking bloke she met.
708
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,920
That's not a mum.
709
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,580
I know, but you said that
she did have mental health issues.
710
00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:20,060
I just can't believe it.
711
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,759
I can't believe she's back.
712
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,060
Working in a bar
20 minutes up the fucking road.
713
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,160
I'll come with you.
714
00:35:32,245 --> 00:35:35,880
- Thanks, but, no, I can't.
- Vin, she's Tyler's grandma.
715
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,079
Yeah, and she lost the right to that
the moment she fucked off.
716
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,780
She walked out on her son.
She doesn't care.
717
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Fuck. I've just never been able
to understand it my whole life.
718
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,320
- Why she left.
- People do, Vin.
719
00:35:51,311 --> 00:35:53,760
People with problems leave everyday...
720
00:35:54,757 --> 00:35:56,639
..because they're so unhappy,
721
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,780
or they think
everybody's better off without them.
722
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,740
Maybe she's scared.
723
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:08,840
Maybe she wanted to come back
and she wanted to see you,
724
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,440
but she was, y'know,
725
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,740
she was worried
that you might hate her, reject her.
726
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,120
Maybe-maybe it breaks her heart,
727
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,560
but she's had to parcel it away,
y'know.
728
00:36:21,441 --> 00:36:23,000
Vin, you don't know.
729
00:36:24,293 --> 00:36:27,480
This has been hanging over you
since you were seven years old.
730
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:30,140
It's made you into the person
that you are.
731
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:33,680
It's meant that
you've never left this town.
732
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,460
I just don't wanna hate her.
733
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,220
I like her like this.
734
00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:47,060
A lady in a photograph.
735
00:36:52,983 --> 00:36:54,783
- I'm not going.
- You are.
736
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,720
Oh, fuck...
737
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,760
Oh, Jesus Christ, Cardi.
738
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,520
You're a fucking animal
with a scratcher.
739
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,960
Oh, fucking hell.
740
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,800
It's given me
the an awful horn though now, like.
741
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,760
- What about we go for round two?
- Yeah. No. D-definitely.
742
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,040
Can I just have t-t-two minutes
to reload?
743
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,560
Maybe we should watch
a bit of the old porn, you know,
744
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,640
- get us back in the mood again.
- Yeah, I've got the perfect thing.
745
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,040
- Ah.
- Oh, yeah.
746
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,080
- Ah.
- Do you like that?
747
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,280
- I do.
- Enjoying that?
748
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,320
I am.
749
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,360
From one porn actor to another,
happy wedding, Carol.
750
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,800
- We love you.
- Oh, that's lovely.
751
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Thanks.
752
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,160
- Shall we crack on then?
- Go on.
753
00:37:45,184 --> 00:37:45,936
Right.
754
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,480
♪ ...have the notion
755
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,340
♪ I could swim the length of the ocean
756
00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:01,360
♪ If I knew you were waiting for me
757
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,660
♪ I used to have the notion... ♪
758
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,640
Right, so we've passed two pubs
and a grotty wine bar,
759
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,360
if she is still working here,
odds are in our favour, aren't they.
760
00:38:18,312 --> 00:38:20,060
What will I say to her?
761
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,680
- This your mum?
- Yeah.
762
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,760
- You look like her.
- Oh.
763
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,240
- She's less bald.
- Right.
764
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:34,200
I mean, to be fair,
that's a lady isn't it?! So...
765
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,580
My Auntie Jean's bald.
766
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,500
Alopecia.
767
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,460
On VE Day we drew a Union Jack on it.
768
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,020
I've got a photo somewhere.
769
00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,279
Get it out
770
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,800
No, sorry, not here.
She looks sort of familiar maybe,
771
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,960
- but I don't really know her.
- Alright, thanks anyway.
772
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,880
Alright, cocker.
Can I show you this photo here?
773
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,319
I'm looking for a lady.
774
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,880
So, her name's Andrea and
she'll be a lot older than that now.
775
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,080
But I think she worked
behind the bar at some point.
776
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,760
You don't recognise her, do yer?
777
00:39:08,319 --> 00:39:12,080
There's, um,
there's a Cassandra, and a Maggie.
778
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:16,640
Hmm, do they look like this lady,
Cassandra or Maggie?
779
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,840
- Not really.
- OK, I'm sorry to have bothered you.
780
00:39:22,724 --> 00:39:23,920
What can I get you?
781
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,680
Can we ask you
a quick question, please?
782
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,800
- Question?
- Yeah.
783
00:39:26,824 --> 00:39:28,656
What am I, Tourist Information?
784
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,880
Buy a drink,
you can ask what you like.
785
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,120
Can we just have
two halves of lager then.
786
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,320
Halves, what are you, homosexual?
787
00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:38,327
- How does that make me a homosexual?
- It's a known fact.
788
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,760
Just like they can't swim,
or shoot a firearm.
789
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,120
Can't play snooker,
they can't fix a moped,
790
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,120
- they can't throw a frisbee...
- Can't tame a unicorn!
791
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,600
They're fucking useless at it.
792
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,279
What a stupid fucking list,
you daft old bigot.
793
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,960
- Get the fuck out.
- I will do.
794
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,880
- Alright. OK. We're going. Come on.
- Hey, hey...
795
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,200
- No, Vin...
- Just-just let me...
796
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,239
I've just gotta ask him something.
I'm fucking fascinated.
797
00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:59,919
I'll never understand it.
How does it affect yer?
798
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:03,480
- One man sucking another man's dick?
- Sucking another man's dick?
799
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,120
I'll suck your dick!
I'll bite the bastard thing off.
800
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:06,960
Pfft!
801
00:40:06,961 --> 00:40:10,760
What a bizarre thing to say given
the conversation we've just had.
802
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:14,759
Show your face around here again
and I'll shove this up your arse!
803
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,580
And not in a good way.
804
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,420
There you go.
805
00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:24,319
I've ordered us a bacon butty as well.
806
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,840
Something to cheer us up.
807
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,100
Maybe she wasn't here long,
808
00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:33,180
maybe she came back
then she moved away again.
809
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,040
Yeah, maybe.
810
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,600
We can keep looking for her.
Go from shop to shop. Ask everyone.
811
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:43,420
It dun't matter. Honestly.
812
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:50,840
Nothing'll ever hurt
as bad as when she left.
813
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,360
I had to protect myself. And I have.
814
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,400
- I know.
- I was just...
815
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,280
Fuck. I'm a dad, now. Grown ass man.
816
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,839
I have Tyler.
817
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,980
If he got hurt, or I couldn't help...
818
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,260
..or if I could never see him again...
819
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,580
..I think it'd probably
break me in half.
820
00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,340
That's a lot of pressure that, Vin.
821
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,960
You know, of course
I don't wanna hurt you...
822
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,320
..but I can't promise
we're gonna be around forever.
823
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,980
You know the way I feel about you.
824
00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:32,839
What about Samantha?
825
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,820
That thing you whispered in my ear...
826
00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,879
..before they put me in jail...
827
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,199
Number 12. You want sauce with them?
828
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,120
- Oh, fuck.
- Shit.
829
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,400
What?
830
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,080
- Mum?
- Andrea?
831
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,120
Yeah.
832
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,320
It's Vin. It's Vinnie.
833
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,840
Red, or brown.
834
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,760
No. No. No.
That's your son, that's Vinnie.
835
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,480
We've come looking for you.
836
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,820
There's free refills on the coffee.
837
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:07,540
Just stop a sec...
I-I-I did as I was told.
838
00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:11,340
I stayed, but you didn't come back.
839
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:13,940
You've grown, haven't you.
840
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:16,400
Good looking.
841
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,359
- I'll get the sauces.
- Mum?
842
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,720
Vin, just give her a minute.
She's overwhelmed.
843
00:42:26,167 --> 00:42:27,679
My heart's
beating out of my chest here.
844
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,360
Can you ask that lady to come back?
Please.
845
00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:34,520
Can I just nip through?
It's private, mate.
846
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,940
I know, I'm really sorry.
847
00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:39,260
Mum! Mum!
848
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,100
I stayed where you told me to stay.
849
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,240
I have a little boy.
850
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:52,020
He's called Tyler.
851
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,320
- You alright, mate?
- Yeah.
852
00:43:12,783 --> 00:43:14,343
Does she have a family?
853
00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:17,520
Husband. Step kid.
854
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,900
Is she happy?
855
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,060
Hard to tell. She...
856
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,860
does her work and goes home.
857
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,120
I'm sorry.
858
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,360
Did you speak to her?
859
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,320
- Hm...
- Yeah?
860
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,700
Where is she?
861
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,660
She's gone.
862
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,340
Where?
863
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,880
She just walked away.
864
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,420
That's twice now.
865
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,040
She's just a lady.
866
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,180
I'm so sorry, Vin.
867
00:44:24,173 --> 00:44:25,413
It's OK.
868
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,860
Let's go home.
869
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,080
One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong ♪
870
00:44:50,782 --> 00:44:53,080
- Alright, Vinnie.
- Hey up, Pat.
871
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,720
- Fancy a brew, lads?
- Go on.
872
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,440
- Lovely.
- Thank you, Aunty.
873
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,320
I am sorry you never got to meet him.
874
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,160
Your real dad.
875
00:45:08,867 --> 00:45:11,787
At least now I know.
At least now I've got a name.
876
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,820
She did love him...
877
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,640
..y'know?
878
00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:24,359
You'd have been
born out of love there.
879
00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:31,399
And some great fucking sex apparently.
880
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,680
Ah...
881
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,960
It's A Motherfucker ♪
882
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,740
Does this make us brothers?
883
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,460
Yeah.
884
00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:54,760
Sure it does, mate.
885
00:45:56,367 --> 00:46:00,960
♪ And I won't ever be the same
886
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,660
♪ It's a motherfucker
887
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,620
♪ Getting through a Sunday
888
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,000
♪ Talking to the walls Just me again ♪
889
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,240
♪ But I won't ever be... ♪
890
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,919
Three Eyed Pete's barge here we come!
891
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,280
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be silly.
892
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,920
♪ I won't ever be the same. ♪
893
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,400
- You alright, man?
- Yeah.
894
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,600
Christ, they're funny, aren't they.
895
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,440
Y'know, what's a bloody family anyway?
896
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,920
It's just a name
you call all the people around you.
897
00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:50,620
This is my family here.
898
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,740
You.
899
00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:54,740
That little lad.
900
00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:57,239
You're the ones that cheer me up
when I'm sad.
901
00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,159
You're the ones who put a smile
on my face when I feel like shit.
902
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,319
Y'know?
903
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,000
And fuck, man, the rest is just...
It's just the past.
904
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,700
Daddy.
905
00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:10,180
Uncle Daddy, grr, and Uncle Dylan.
906
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,679
Give him a smooch. Oh!
907
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,520
Give me a smooch. Oh!
908
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,240
Have a great time!
909
00:47:17,348 --> 00:47:18,780
Fuck his brains out.
910
00:47:19,220 --> 00:47:21,640
Shouldn't take too long.
911
00:47:44,966 --> 00:47:48,280
As you can see,
the safe is no longer here.
912
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,039
He said, "You do that,
otherwise I'll hurt your sister."
913
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,599
- Argh!
- Who?
914
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,760
Keithy.
915
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,560
He's dead as a fuckin doornail.
916
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,800
He's over near the b-big tree.
917
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,599
The police could be banging
on that fucking door any second.
918
00:48:09,785 --> 00:48:12,399
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00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,760
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