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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:03,560 'The following programme contains drug references, 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:07,760 'and very strong and sexual language from the outset.' 3 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,680 Look at this shit. Back to its former glory. 4 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,440 Like a phoenix from the flames. 5 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,120 Oh, my God. Tyler's play. Fuck! What time is it? 6 00:00:25,168 --> 00:00:27,999 Where's them dickheads? Oi, oi, Ash? Cardi? 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,880 Shit. 8 00:00:28,881 --> 00:00:31,199 What the fuck's going on here? Nothing. 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,199 Well, why is all that out? What you watching? 10 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,279 It's not doll porn. 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,820 It has to stop. Last time I am telling yer! 12 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,239 Fucking idiot. We got caught. 13 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,400 ♪ The best things In life are free... ♪ 14 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,600 We're fucking two wheels in the sand here, we're late! 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,600 I said we would be. This is your fucking fault... 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,079 Stop worrying, we'll make it. Honestly... Fuck me. 17 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,480 This play better be fucking good, I tell you what... 18 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:54,280 Who will help me dig the earth? 19 00:00:54,483 --> 00:00:55,963 - I won't! - I won't! 20 00:00:56,003 --> 00:00:57,239 I won't! 21 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,800 I will do it myself. 22 00:01:00,563 --> 00:01:02,803 Who will help me plant this wheat? 23 00:01:02,843 --> 00:01:04,163 - I won't! - I won't! 24 00:01:04,203 --> 00:01:08,323 - I won't! - Fucking hell. Flat! Fucking pig... 25 00:01:08,363 --> 00:01:10,083 I will do it myself. 26 00:01:12,043 --> 00:01:14,323 Who will help me water these seeds? 27 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:16,083 - I won't! - I won't! 28 00:01:16,123 --> 00:01:18,999 - I won't! - That fucking pig... he's really... 29 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,963 - He's really good. - I will do it myself. 30 00:01:28,805 --> 00:01:32,095 All the pupils of year three have all made a special card, 31 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,720 - to show how much we love... - You. 32 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:38,960 They each have a special message inside for the people we love. 33 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,120 - Daddy. Daddy. - Oh, thanks, buddy. 34 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,761 That's lovely. 35 00:01:47,786 --> 00:01:50,440 Come here and give me a love. Oh, you are getting heavy. 36 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,320 - Mummy. - Oh, you were so bloody good. 37 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:58,360 Who was the pig? You were a lot better than the pig. 38 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,380 I thought the pig was lacklustre. 39 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:05,100 Ashley, what's going on? Are you alright? 40 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,120 You might wanna put that out... 41 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,120 - Sorry... - ..it's a school. 42 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,920 It's just my father. 43 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,301 I've been thinking about him a lot, since Mammy went back to Ireland. 44 00:02:15,023 --> 00:02:16,343 All this, like... 45 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,199 ..I never had any of that, let alone the people in the seats. 46 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,359 Do you miss him? 47 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,580 No, not Daddy, no, not that arsehole. 48 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:28,220 My actual REAL dad. 49 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,900 Look at me, lads, I don't look anything like the others. 50 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,100 Mammy was adamant. Every time I asked her. 51 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,180 We all had the same dad. Daddy. 52 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,241 Fucked if he's my dad. 53 00:02:42,266 --> 00:02:44,480 Cause she'd have to admit to having an affair. 54 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,400 Yeah, but I don't care. Sure, I'm a grown adult, like... 55 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,380 I don't care what she did. 56 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:51,880 Hang on... 57 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,120 We're were gonna tell you at the pub tonight. 58 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,180 Err, me and Carol, cos... 59 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,760 we're getting married again. 60 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,960 N-Niall is gonna be there. 61 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,920 He knows all the family secrets, doesn't he? 62 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:07,375 So... We could just, like, ambush him 63 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,080 and get him to tell you the truth. 64 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,960 That's a fucking good idea. 65 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,159 Niall, he gets really weird, anything to do with my mammy. 66 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,375 Now, listen, there isn't a day goes by 67 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,120 where I don't think about my mum leaving me, man, honestly... 68 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,783 she's out there somewhere. 69 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,815 I mean, if you find your dad, he could be a massive knob head, 70 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,840 but at least we tried, y'know? 71 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,280 - Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah! Yeah! 72 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,560 Go on, sod off. 73 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,280 You're still his Uncle Dylan. 74 00:03:50,366 --> 00:03:53,400 Look, you are just as important to him now 75 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,199 as you ever fucking were, man. 76 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,140 I know. 77 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,039 What the fuck's going on with you, man? 78 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,020 I'm fine. 79 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:05,700 Fuck off. 80 00:04:06,692 --> 00:04:09,295 - Talk to me! - I'm fine. 81 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,480 I... 82 00:04:12,403 --> 00:04:13,963 I dunno, I'm just... 83 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,880 I dunno, just, it feels like... 84 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:23,820 ..you've got, you've got something I had. 85 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:25,700 Y'know? 86 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,999 I was, I was kind of his dad, y'know, and now... 87 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,640 - You still are his fucking dad, dude. - I'm not his dad. I am not his dad. 88 00:04:33,558 --> 00:04:35,160 She, she got rid of my kid, 89 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,040 and I know that sounds like a fucking broken record... 90 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:42,760 but it's hard, alright. It is fucking hard... 91 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:46,000 - ..to forgive her for that. - Yeah. 92 00:04:49,306 --> 00:04:52,160 Y'know, I just... that's some sort of irony... 93 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,160 Y'know, stop shagging round and just... 94 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:58,759 ..y'know, find someone I can have a life with, because... 95 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:02,599 You're right. You do need to fucking sort yourself out. I agree. 96 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,439 But I am telling you now, man, 97 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,620 with no agenda at all, that fucking boy adores you. 98 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,540 Do you understand? 99 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:15,280 That card there is for both of us. It's not just mine, man. 100 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:18,440 Now stop having sex with random strangers. 101 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,279 You're gonna get fucking chlamydia. 102 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,160 - Again. - Give me a love. 103 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,439 ♪ You don't have to say you love me 104 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,999 ♪ Just be close at hand. ♪ 105 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,919 To Carol and Cardi! 106 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,559 Cardi and Carol. 107 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,880 Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. 108 00:05:35,912 --> 00:05:37,639 It doesn't mean we've gotta steal another wedding, does it? 109 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:38,920 - I don't think I can do that again... - No. 110 00:05:38,945 --> 00:05:42,199 We're keeping this one real simple. Registry office, booze up, 111 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,119 then a honeymoon on Three Eyed Pete's barge. 112 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,720 Three Eyed Pete? Fuck me. 113 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,119 I thought he went to prison for flashing his knob on the tow path? 114 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,040 He did, that's why the barge is available. 115 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,200 - Congratulations. - Thanks. Second time lucky, innit! 116 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,199 Does he get a plus one, for the wedding reception? 117 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,079 Err, yes, certainly. Yes. 118 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:02,040 I'm only joking, unless you want me to come, 119 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,439 I mean, I'd love to, I do love a wedding. 120 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,120 He would love you to come with him, 121 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,160 he's just brutal at talking to girls. 122 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,480 Great. Well, look forward to it. 123 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,920 Alright, yeah. Fucking hell. 124 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,080 Stop wooing me, dudes. 125 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,680 She's into you something fierce, Vin. 126 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,640 No. No. It just feels a bit inappropriate 127 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,240 going to a wedding for a first date, dude. Very intense. 128 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,080 Here, look, Niall's on his own over there, will you talk to him? 129 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:31,040 ♪ You don't have to stay forever I will understand... ♪ 130 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,879 - Alright, Erin. - Alright, Mick. 131 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,039 I hear you and Dylan aren't together? 132 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,839 Yeah, you heard right. 133 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:41,360 Well, you're in luck! I'm single, as it goes. 134 00:06:41,385 --> 00:06:44,160 Bird I was seeing pissed off to Whitley Bay. 135 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,639 Right. Why Whitley? 136 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,660 God knows. Must have fancied moving down South. 137 00:06:51,126 --> 00:06:53,086 It's up North. It's near Newcastle. 138 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,200 - Is it? - Yeah. 139 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,479 Bitch told me it was on the East coast. 140 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,040 It is, it's the North East. 141 00:07:01,278 --> 00:07:02,478 North East? 142 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,639 Didn't know the North East had a coast. 143 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,240 Thank you very much. 144 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,680 Here he is, big lad. How are you keeping? 145 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,360 Hi, Vinnie. You're looking well now. 146 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,591 Quick chat with yer? 147 00:07:16,616 --> 00:07:18,760 Been a bit worried about our Ashley recently. 148 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,439 He seems a bit down in the dumps. 149 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,620 Anyway... 150 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:25,120 I think I've found out why. It's his dad. 151 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,440 - What about his dad? - He's just wondering what's going on. 152 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,799 He knows he don't look like the rest of yous, y'know... 153 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,119 What are you talking about? Not the same da as the rest of us? 154 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,400 Let's be grown ups. He's mixed race, in't he. 155 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,599 - Vinnie, you're talking shite. - I'm not talking shite. 156 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,679 - He's fucking definitely mixed race. - Vinnie, that's enough. 157 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,920 Niall, he is not bothered, he's not angry, or owt, 158 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,480 he just wants to meet his real dad. 159 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,159 You saying my mother had an extra marital affair? 160 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,039 Is that what you're suggesting, Vincent O'Neil, 161 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,840 that my mother cheated on her loving husband with a black man. 162 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,039 He didn't love her. 163 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,599 Dude, he used to press his dick up against the fucking bus window, 164 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,135 - remember when we drove past... - How fucking dare you? 165 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,679 - Niall! - What's he said? 166 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,480 - What have you said? - Nothing. 167 00:08:01,528 --> 00:08:03,528 - Let me hit him. - No, listen, I've already hit him. 168 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,679 - Fucking ring caught me on't lip, dude. - We're going. 169 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,879 Not standing here being insulted by this baldy bastard. 170 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,320 Sorry, man. I didn't mean to upset anyone. 171 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,679 - Oh, you fucker. - Prick. 172 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,640 That's just... Fuck me. 173 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,440 My fucking lip and dick. 174 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,399 - How did it go over there? - I got hit, twice. 175 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,879 Oh, I need to be sick. 176 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,000 See you at the wedding. 177 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,600 Erin! 178 00:08:42,254 --> 00:08:44,959 It's only me, I'm free. 179 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,320 Ja-rasta-fary. Yes, blessed I am. 180 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,000 - You stupid fucking bastard. - What, did I scare you? 181 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,000 ♪ Oh, Danny Boy 182 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,840 ♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling 183 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,960 - ♪ From glen to glen... ♪ - Ash. 184 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,000 You're my brother, right. No matter what, you're my brother. 185 00:09:11,204 --> 00:09:15,160 But you know the rules, we don't go delving in the past. OK? 186 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,560 You didn't get that from me. 187 00:09:42,928 --> 00:09:46,479 You're shit in a bucket, Anthony, that's what we call you, int it? 188 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,840 Shit in a bucket! 189 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,759 And I've heard what you've been saying about 190 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,680 about your lady fighting me, ha-ha... 191 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,640 I don't know, man. What's the deal? 192 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,039 Why do you think Niall's telling us go visit your Aunty Pat? 193 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,341 - Don't think that's your dad, do yer? - I'd thought about it. 194 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,255 Do you think I look like him? 195 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,839 ..you fucking shit in a bucket... 196 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,919 I don't fucking know, I mean, Tyler's my little lad. 197 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,680 Y'know, do I look anything like him? 198 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,960 - No. No. No. - Exactly. 199 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,120 No, he's a terrific looking boy. He is, y'know... 200 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,880 Well, he is, in't he? That bone structure. 201 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:18,199 - That's all his mum. - I was a cute baby. Everyone said. 202 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,120 Everyone said that, did they? Everyone? 203 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,440 Dickhead, listen to this... 204 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:26,360 Ashley, I was involved in a very prestigious award at Hawley fair 205 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,559 when I was just 12 months old. 206 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,559 - Guess what the award was? - Go on. 207 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:32,920 Beautiful baby competition, it was. I won the fucking thing. 208 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,759 - No way! - Now, who told you that, eh? 209 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,480 Huh? 210 00:10:35,481 --> 00:10:40,239 Obviously you can't remember it, so who told you? 211 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,680 - My dad. - Your dad told you?! 212 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,360 Yeah. Because he used to fucking gamble 213 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,719 and I didn't like it and I'd have a go at him. 214 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,540 He'd say, "Shut up Vincent, you've gotta be in it to win it... 215 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:50,120 "look at you, and that..." 216 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,400 You and that beautiful baby competition. 217 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,520 - Just fuck off, dude. Shit. - Ha-ha! 218 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:56,680 Shit. 219 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,240 ♪ Everyday 220 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,879 ♪ Things are getting worse 221 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,840 - ♪ Everyday... ♪ - Ronnie. 222 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,760 Right, sit up, 'ere. 223 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:12,159 Come on, Erin, can your brother not just get the sleep he needs? 224 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,520 Ronnie, sit the fuck up, it's burning my hand. 225 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,080 - Fucking hell. For God's sake. - Ow. 226 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,920 That's an alright brew, that, Ezzo. Mmm. 227 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,559 You're still a Buddhist then I take it? 228 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:26,079 Buddhist? Oh, come on, Erin. Labels man. Labels. Labels. Labels. 229 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,599 I've had enough of them. I've had 'em all my life, man. 230 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,439 People go, "Oh, Ronnie, he's rubbish." 231 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,960 "Ronnie is fucking thick." 232 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,560 "Ronnie is a feckless, violent, aggressive thief..." 233 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,639 - You are all them things though. - That... I WAS Erin. 234 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,320 W to the O to the S. WAS. 235 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,279 - So, what I'm gonna do is... - Go on... 236 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,199 ..I'm gonna prove to you, Erin, that I can... 237 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,759 I can make a go of things. 238 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,639 Turn things around without having to resort to like, erm... 239 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,679 Oh, what's the fucking word... 240 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,719 rather than kicking someone's head in and taking the money. 241 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,120 How you gonna do that? Easy. 242 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,319 Get a job. Yeah! 243 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,560 Earn money, legit vibes, 244 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,800 and then fuck off to Ireland and hook up... 245 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,160 - Do you remember Donal McGuinness? - The extortionist? 246 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,880 Not anymore, he runs a guest house in Cork, 247 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,920 but he's looking for a fucking sous chef. A-ha, hello. 248 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,200 And that's you, is it? 249 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,600 Erin, have you not seen me? I'm a fucking whizz with the wok. 250 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,399 When I was inside, everyone used to call me 'Ronnie The Wok'. 251 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,959 Yeah, "Ronnie Wok Wok. Ronnie go chop chop." 252 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,639 "Foo Young Croft," they used to call me. 253 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,780 "Char Sui Ronnie," big style, yeah. 254 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:30,640 I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning over a new leaf. 255 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,599 - There you go. Well done. - Thank you very much. 256 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,360 OK. Alright. Well, you can't stay here. 257 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,319 - What? - Right, one... 258 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,165 - I've got a paying lodger. - Shugs. 259 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:41,800 Yeah. Two, I got an eight-year-old, that doesn't need the bad influence 260 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,600 from his lazy, thieving uncle, that's why. 261 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:48,420 So, who's got a fucking spare room then? 262 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:51,400 Do I look like a fucking halfway house 263 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,040 for the waifs and strays of society? 264 00:12:54,677 --> 00:12:56,919 Bleeding heart liberals chucking open their doors 265 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:00,060 to every daft cunt with a sob story. 266 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,200 Oh, they had a bad upbringing. 267 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,860 Oh, they were molested by their Uncle Philip. 268 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:10,660 Oh, they've got, um, connection issues. 269 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,279 Fuck off! 270 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,359 They're selfish robbing twats, 271 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,920 never done a decent days work in their lives. 272 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,719 And you can send as many fucking theatre workshops 273 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,759 as you like into prisons, 274 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:27,180 they're not gonna come out quoting Romeo and cunting Juliet. 275 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,359 Is that a yes, or a no? 276 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,800 Argh! 277 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,581 Go on! 278 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,540 Christ. 279 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,500 I know how he feels. 280 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,680 That there, that's how life is treating me at the moment. 281 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,840 Argh! 282 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,880 - Shame. - Hm. 283 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:15,727 - Hard luck there, Auntie Pat. - Hey, alright, young Ashley. 284 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,399 Where you been? I didn't see you in the crowd. 285 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,080 Too busy hiding behind my hands. 286 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,180 Good man. 287 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,519 - Remind me. - I'm Vinnie. 288 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,159 I was that big last time you seen me, Pat. 289 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,720 - Tommo. I don't think we've met. - Ah, you look familiar. 290 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,759 Didn't you used to run the Rat and Cutter. 291 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,079 Hey, hey, hey, that is fake news, pal, that is. 292 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,919 I still run it. I'm the proprietor, I'm the fucking visionary. 293 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,520 Yeah, last Christmas party, 294 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,322 didn't you play one of the horny Elves? 295 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,120 - Is he alright? - Yeah. Yeah. Sensitive. 296 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,320 - Here he is. - Brews up. 297 00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:54,067 - Thanks, Auntie. Thank you. - No problem. 298 00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:56,292 - Go on, get that down yer. - Nice one, mate. 299 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,480 Now then... 300 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,919 what are you all doing here then, eh? 301 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,680 I am sensing this isn't just a social visit. 302 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,039 It's not really, no. 303 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,359 I mean, fuck it, let's just come straight out with it. 304 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,280 His mam is saying that Der... 305 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,879 - Diarmuid. - Diarmuid is his real dad, right? 306 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,880 Same as his brothers, but that can't be true, y'know? 307 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,439 So, we've come to you to see what you know, man. 308 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,360 Why me? 309 00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:22,679 You were always around when we were growing up. 310 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,140 You know Mammy well. 311 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,880 - You know she was no saint. - She liked the dick. 312 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,039 - OK. - But don't well all, eh? 313 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,399 I'm not gay, but I'll suck a dick every now and again. 314 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,479 And I like wearing dresses, you know, 315 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,959 but I wouldn't want my langer cutting off 316 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,279 - like that sex change lot. - Mmm. 317 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,799 I knew this guy from the community had surgery, 318 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,879 and when it finished he asked for his... her balls back, 319 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,079 had them set in a paperweight. 320 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,639 I said, "Why did you get them set in a paperweight?" 321 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,440 - When does paper ever blow away? - Fair point. 322 00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:50,199 She says she sometimes works in the garden, 323 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,880 it can get windy, y'know, so I said, 324 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,375 "I'll build you a bigger fence, make it a sun trap". 325 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,615 The thing with Dad... 326 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,399 She's got a beautiful garden. God, you should see it. 327 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,231 She's got Campanula Muralis, it's dead hard to grow. 328 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,560 - Forms this dense mat of foliage... - Pat! Pat! Pat! 329 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,935 Sorry, Bredrin, I'm just gonna stop you right there. 330 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,499 It sounds like a sick garden, 331 00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,375 but you might be a bit concussed, lad. 332 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,580 I won't know for a while yet. 333 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,180 Listen, Pat... 334 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,319 ..you are essentially part of the family. 335 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,999 You were always drinking with Daddy, or having a crack with Mammy. 336 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,540 Dancing around in the kitchen. 337 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,780 There was a couple of nights there where you'd sleep over. 338 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,400 - Do you see what I am saying? - Oh, son... 339 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,159 ..I wish I could help. 340 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,399 I mean, I know she used to like to have affairs, 341 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,279 her little comfort flings, as she used to call them... 342 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,559 ..but who with, I don't know, 343 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,620 and which, if any, is your real dad... 344 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:43,480 - No bother. - Sorry about that. 345 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,760 Right. Gents, on that note, I am having a slash. 346 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,719 Yeah, knock yourself out, horny elf. 347 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,400 Come on, you lot, let's talk about something happier. 348 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,140 It's private. Put it back. 349 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,120 I'm telling you now, there's summat in them photo albums 350 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,760 - he doesn't want us to see. - Like what? 351 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,719 Like photos of him and your mum together? 352 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,360 Or a photo of him as a young lad, thirty years ago, 353 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,640 looking a bit like yourself. 354 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,280 Right, lads, we need to get those photo albums. 355 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,680 - Vin? - What? 356 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,960 What's going on with you and that barmaid then, hey? 357 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,600 ♪ Vinnie and Sammy sittin' in a tree 358 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,039 - ♪ K I s s... ♪ - Very mature. 359 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,000 Stuck on K, love? 360 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,400 Listen, hey, I like her... 361 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:02,920 I'm terrified. Fuck's sake. I am not used to girls liking me. 362 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,079 Last pair of knockers I saw were big Sandy's, 363 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,520 and she had, she had rigor mortis. It was still standing up. 364 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,719 - Are you proper into her then? - Yeah, I am actually. 365 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,840 It's a worry though, man, y'know. 366 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,839 Oof, is that Pat? That is Pat. 367 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,600 - Oi, come here. What have you to do? - Err... Follow him. 368 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,920 Make sure he doesn't come back early. 369 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,400 Correct. And you follow him at what? 370 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,039 - S-subtle distance. - Good lad! 371 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,359 Right, now listen to me. 372 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,879 He's probably going to the boozer, so get yourself a pint. 373 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,720 - Is that all? - Sod off! 374 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,960 Bye, Cardi. 375 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,400 Great 376 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,240 Get your shit together. 377 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,079 Ashley, what do you think they'll do if we get caught? 378 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,140 If any travellers do catch us, they'll just cut off our toes. 379 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,680 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, fuck. 380 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,200 - Who goes there? - Shit! 381 00:18:57,501 --> 00:19:00,120 - Is there someone back there? - Fuck! 382 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,260 Fucking cats. 383 00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:14,127 ♪ Memory... ♪ 384 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,520 He's fucked off. That worked. 385 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,360 Do you wanna hear my baby lamb? 386 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:22,020 No. Another time. Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 387 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,759 I didn't know you were going there, you fucking... 388 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,180 Shit, dude. 389 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,919 My fucking appendix, dude. Jesus Christ! 390 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,159 ..fucking walnuts... You been going to the gym? 391 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,519 Yep, you're feeling very lean yourself. 392 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,079 We were worried about you for a while there, weren't we, Tommo? 393 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,880 - Shoes! - What? 394 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000 We've just broke through the fucking window, dude. 395 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,520 This is Auntie Pat's house. Have a bit of respect. Shoes! 396 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,120 Christ, mate. 397 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,623 Fuck it. 398 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,680 Well, blood and sand, look at this, dude. 399 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,839 Hey, we've got something here, man. 400 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,480 - Look at the state of that. - What is it? 401 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,640 It's Auntie Pat having a smooch up with your mammy 402 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,759 and a selfie before selfies were even fucking selfies. 403 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,520 Don't get carried away, right. It's just a kiss. 404 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,200 You know, you kiss Cardi, don't you? Friends kiss friends. 405 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,639 What I am saying is, all it is, is it's, err, just a... 406 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,680 - Doh... - OK, that's summat else... 407 00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:40,559 They are my mammy's boobs that you are looking at. 408 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,119 Not just the boobs, sweetheart. 409 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,079 Bloody hell, it's like an angry badger. 410 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,479 I came out of that. 411 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,520 How, did you have a machete? 412 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,960 Go on. 413 00:21:06,707 --> 00:21:07,747 Fuck! 414 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,040 Hello? 415 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,680 Oh! No, no, it's not what it looks like... 416 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,300 There's flashlights in there, Pat. 417 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,480 - Will I come in there with you? - Yeah, come in with me. 418 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,280 And will I bring my nunchucks? 419 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,580 You might as well now they're in your hands. 420 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,900 Don't fucking move, or I'll take your fucking heads! 421 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,079 - Ashley. - Yer alright, Pat? 422 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,919 - Argh, you bleedin' know them? - I do. 423 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,120 But I don't know why the fuck they are in my fucking caravan. 424 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,240 Can we explain? 425 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,400 Fair play to them for taking off their shoes. Respect. 426 00:22:04,217 --> 00:22:07,880 I'm not proud of myself, but, yeah, me and your mum we... 427 00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:11,000 We had a thing. What more can I tell yer? 428 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,740 Life happens. 429 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,260 But I can tell you this. Hand on heart... 430 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,260 ..I'm not your daddy. 431 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,840 How's that then? 432 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,340 I ain't got no seed. 433 00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:31,980 I found out years ago when I was with my Martha. 434 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,940 It's probably what tore us apart in the end. 435 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:42,359 - That and the dick sucking. - Mmm. 436 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,520 That's it then, isn't it? I'm never gonna find out! 437 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:48,220 Shit, man. Maybe it's for the best, y'know. 438 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,599 Maybe we ought to let sleeping dogs lie on this one. 439 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,620 If it's any conciliation, I don't see my parents either. 440 00:22:56,221 --> 00:22:59,181 Mainly their decision, but, err... 441 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:00,660 ..I'm good with it. 442 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,039 Actually, there is one thing you could try. 443 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,879 - Yeah? - Yeah. Your brother Niall. 444 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,759 - Yeah? - He knows all the family history. 445 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,999 We've tried Niall. 446 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,279 He punched me in my fucking lip and Mick clipped my dick. 447 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,759 You know what he's like. 448 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,999 What you've got to do is get him off his face. 449 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,279 Years ago we had this Easter Egg hunt on the site 450 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,240 for all the kiddies, y'know. We thought, let's jazz it up a bit, 451 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,479 make it a bit more interesting for us lot, 452 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,319 so we had an Easter EGG-stacy hunt, right? 453 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,640 Thousands of pills all over the site. 454 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,920 Your brother Niall, well, he found too many, didn't he. 455 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,720 The stories he was spewing out of his mouth, oh, my, good days... 456 00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,487 Fair enough, so we need to slip him an E. 457 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,960 - How the fuck... - Let's see. 458 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,080 If you could get him to an event, y'know, 459 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,759 somewhere where you could spike his drink. 460 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,240 S-sorry. 461 00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:44,260 Sorry, guys. Sorry, I... 462 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,800 - Cardi's wedding. - Yeah. Cardi's wedding. Yeah. 463 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,800 ♪ When you feel so clean 464 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,580 ♪ And the soap smells serene 465 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,960 ♪ And you step right into a... ♪ 466 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,680 What the fuck are you doing? 467 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,240 What the fuck does it look like, Jim? 468 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,240 You're fucking... pleasuring yourself. 469 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,519 And if you are, DON'T! 470 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,079 What, you think you can tell Ronnie Croft what to do? 471 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,960 Look, if I want to wank, Jim, 472 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,720 I'll wank meself into oblivion, mate. 473 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,159 I'll be like a fire hydrant going off. 474 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,520 I'm two rooms away. 475 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,360 I don't like the idea that you're in here, 476 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,280 whazzing yourself off to fucking bukkake, or gonzo, 477 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,920 or whatever disgusting shit that you're into. 478 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,679 - Bukkake? Bukkake? - Don't play the innocent with me. 479 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,600 I've no idea, mate, like, none. 480 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,559 - The woman's on her fucking knees... - Yeah? 481 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,999 ..and two blokes are jetting themselves off all over her. 482 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,840 You seem to know a fucking lot about it, son. 483 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,940 I'm a man of the fucking world. 484 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,360 I'm an Englishman, with an Englishman's brain. 485 00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:02,199 - And an Englishman's... - Taste in porn, go on. 486 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,360 I am not standing here, in a towel, in my spare room 487 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,479 discussing bukkake with the likes of you. 488 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,400 I'm off to a wedding bash. 489 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,039 Woah-woah-woah! Just fucking woah, Jimberee. 490 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,360 - What wedding, which wedding bash? - Nosy shot the Crow. 491 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,480 Oh, fuck... 492 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,759 Come on! 493 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,280 ♪ She's my baby And she lives next door 494 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,640 ♪ Every morning when the sun comes up 495 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,160 ♪ She brings me coffee in my favourite cup 496 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,040 ♪ That's why I know, yes, I know 497 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,140 ♪ Hallelujah, I just love her so 498 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,080 ♪ When I'm in trouble And I have no friend 499 00:25:45,331 --> 00:25:48,360 ♪ I know she'll go with me Until the end 500 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,719 ♪ Everybody ask me how I know... ♪ Oh, fuck! 501 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,359 ♪ I smile at them and say "She told me so" 502 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,360 - ♪ That's why I know, oh, I know... ♪ - Well... 503 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,399 Frosty the snowman upstaging the bride. 504 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,640 - You look amazing. - You too. 505 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,320 You scrub up really well, don't ya? 506 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,479 That's, fucking, "scrub up really well?!" 507 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,920 Relax, Vin. 508 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,520 Cool. 509 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,560 We might get on, we might not. 510 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,720 We're just two people who like the look of each other, 511 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,880 - going to a party. - Uh-hm. 512 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,880 Come on, get me pissed. 513 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,120 - He the best you can do? - Shit! 514 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,600 Mental weed dealer. 515 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,480 Samantha, this is Carl Slater. 516 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,120 He, uh, went to school with me, didn't you, mate. 517 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,160 Detective Slater. 518 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,999 Carl Slater as in 'Carl Slater bums dogs'? 519 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,760 The very same. Yes. 520 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,920 Don't get too attached, Samantha, he's going to prison soon. 521 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,280 And that's a promise, not a threat. 522 00:26:42,232 --> 00:26:44,039 Oh... 523 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,639 Oh-ho-ho! 524 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,080 Oh, dear God! 525 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,140 He's struggling. 526 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,160 - Oh, dear... - Do you know what I mean?! 527 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,840 ♪ You touched my very soul 528 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,380 ♪ You always showed me that 529 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,200 ♪ Loving you was where it's at 530 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,060 ♪ You made me so 531 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,200 ♪ Very happy 532 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,820 ♪ I'm so glad you 533 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:19,920 ♪ Came into my life... ♪ 534 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,560 Now make sure Niall doesn't take the wrong glass, alright?! 535 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,600 Ashley, do I look like a fucking amateur? 536 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,080 I have been spiking peoples drink's 537 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,399 since I was in short trousers, sweetheart. 538 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,439 Think on, it's him with the special glass. 539 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,340 I'm just saying, who collects your rubbish? 540 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:42,680 Who fixes your fucking street lights? 541 00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:47,639 You might not use the schools, or like the fucking police 542 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,839 but that doesn't mean you can't pay your taxes. 543 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,160 You get the fuck away from me 544 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,800 before I punch you in your stupid mouth. 545 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,860 Ha! Violence you see! 546 00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:58,039 They say it's a cliche, 547 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,440 but you fucking travellers solve everything with... 548 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,279 Ah... Fuck! 549 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,480 - Prick! Oh, thanks. - H-h-hey... 550 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,599 Fucking hell... Your sister went and necked it. 551 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,160 What did I fucking say? 552 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,639 You better have more of that stuff, Tommo. 553 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,959 Ashley. Ashley, I have got more. 554 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,393 I have got enough to sink a fucking camel. 555 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,540 The point is I've wasted it on your sister. 556 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:21,279 Hi... I'm Erin. 557 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,240 - Samantha. - Hi. 558 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,200 - You Tyler's mum? - Yeah. 559 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,639 He's gorgeous. 560 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,640 And you run this place now, don't you? 561 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,119 Yeah, yeah. 562 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,079 Well, it's a means to an end, y'know. 563 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,560 - Bigger plans and all that. - Yeah. 564 00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:37,680 I thought it shut down, how did you get it open so quickly? 565 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:42,160 Err... just sorted the license and stuff, yeah, not a big deal. 566 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,799 Must cost a bit though, running a club, 567 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,420 how do you afford it? 568 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:50,160 I got a bank loan. 569 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,240 Yeah! 570 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,240 Aw, for fuck sake... Excuse me. 571 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,200 Lads, Champagne. 572 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,200 Down the hatch and let the good times roll. 573 00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:03,560 - Didn't you used to run this place? - I still do, you prick! 574 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,880 What the fuck are you doing here? 575 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,280 I'm a pleasure magnet, Erin. What do you expect? 576 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,319 I am a party popper. 247 365. 577 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,999 Do you know what I'm like, actually? A moth. 578 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,199 I'm like a fucking moth. I'm drawn... 579 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,679 - like a... What are they drawn too? - Flame. 580 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,240 A Flame? It's not a flame. Is it a flame? 581 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,399 - It is a flame. - Stupid pricks. 582 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,639 Do they not burn themselves all the time? 583 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,879 - No wonder they are like that? - Yes, often. 584 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,800 - You're a moth aren't you, Ronnie. - Alright, you big dickhead? 585 00:29:32,847 --> 00:29:34,447 - Hiya, mate. - You listen to me now, right. 586 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,340 You do not make a nuisance of yourself in here. 587 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,599 - I am not gonna make a nuisance... - Ronnie, I'm being serious. 588 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,039 Yeah, I'm being deadly... Is that a fucking fella in a dress? 589 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,960 Oi! Oi! Oi... 590 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,320 - Knobhead. - You can say that again. 591 00:29:48,005 --> 00:29:49,445 Knobhead. 592 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,040 Sorry there, um... 593 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,960 I couldn't borrow him for a moment, could I? 594 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,080 Yeah, be my guest, need a pee anyway. 595 00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:12,120 - Showtime, Vin. - Huh? 596 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,440 - Showtime. - Shit... 597 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,640 - Where is he? - He's over there. 598 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,799 Oh, fucking hell. He's off his head. What's the strength of the gear? 599 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,359 I had some last Christmas, 600 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,079 tried to get my trousers off over my head. 601 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,479 Just give it a go, will you? Oh, here, now... 602 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,360 Fucking hell. Shit, dude. Hey up, Niall, big lad, oi. 603 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,040 Come out and have a spliff with me, dude. 604 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,400 - I'm twatted. - Alright. 605 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,000 - So, fucking twatted. - Yes. Ouch! 606 00:30:35,863 --> 00:30:37,143 Fuck! 607 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,600 Ah, Vinnie. Vinnie, come here to me. 608 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,640 I'm sorry I was a twat in the pub, y'know. 609 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,800 It's OK. Cardi told me what you said. 610 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,320 There's not a day goes by 611 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,500 you don't think about your mammy walking out on you. 612 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,420 She'll be ashamed of herself leaving you behind like that. 613 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:05,040 It's alright. It was a long time ago, wasn't it?! 614 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,399 No. She hurt you so much. 615 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,760 She broke your heart, and she broke my mammy's heart too. 616 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:14,160 - Eh? - She loved him Vinnie. 617 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,079 I know she was married, but, oh, God, she loved him. 618 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,920 - Who did she love? - Tyrone. 619 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,880 - Who's Tyrone? - Tyrone Carver. 620 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,759 He worked on the fairs. He was a beautiful man. 621 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,780 He's the one that gave her Ashley. 622 00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:31,080 Hang on, I don't understand. How's... 623 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,440 How's my mum broke your mum's heart? I don't get it?! 624 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,160 - She stole him. - What?! 625 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,519 Your mammy stole Tyrone Carver off my mammy. 626 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,279 And I, you know, your ma, I know she had her bothers, Vinnie, 627 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,680 but she was beautiful and fun and she turned his head. 628 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,800 My ma couldn't complain, because she was married, 629 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,240 but, Jesus, Vinnie, she loved him. 630 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,519 My mum, my mum, yeah, 631 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,479 she ran off with fucking Tyrone Carver? 632 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,760 And that's-that's Ashley's dad, innit? Yeah? 633 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,000 - Where the fuck did they go? - On the road. With the fair. 634 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,720 And then word come back now and again about them, rumours. 635 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,120 But then she got the word, that he'd died. Heart attack. 636 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,935 What the fuck? What about me mum? 637 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,239 Oh, would... aye, she came back too. 638 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,480 She was working in a bar up in Crossley Mere. 639 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,460 What do you mean, fucking Crossley fucking Mere? 640 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:20,260 It's twenty fucking miles away. Why have you never told me this? 641 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,760 Eh? 642 00:32:21,761 --> 00:32:23,439 You were better off without her, Vinnie. 643 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,079 You were, even my mammy said the same thing. 644 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,639 What kind of woman would go away and leave her child like that? 645 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,160 She broke you in half, Vin, she'd only do the same again. 646 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,640 No. No. No. Shut up. You fucking shut your mouth. 647 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,119 You don't understand. 648 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,039 I've been waiting for my mam to come back for me and she never did. 649 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,320 And you've fucking known about it, you have. 650 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,080 You've know and Mo knew. 651 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,040 You never said a fucking thing to me. 652 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,720 - Who else knew? - No one else. 653 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:50,520 Know one else knows. Just you lot. You're fucking unreal. FUCK! 654 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,480 - Hey, where's Vinnie. - He left. 655 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,020 I think. 656 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,680 ♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose 657 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,560 ♪ Gotta blame it on my juice Baby. ♪ 658 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,640 Fucking hell. That's alright, innit! 659 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,680 Right, can I just... 660 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,800 I'm just blown away by you and this and all that, 661 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,000 your fucking open mindedness and everything. 662 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,800 I've just got loadsa questions. Can I go? 663 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,680 - Yeah. Sure. - Quick fire, Ronnie style, yeah? 664 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,920 Fuck me. Right. Are you ready? 665 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,720 - Are you trans? - No. 666 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,120 - Do you like men, or women? - Both. 667 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,880 - Can I have some cocaine? - You've had some. 668 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,320 - Are you happy? - Yeah. 669 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,280 Fucking wicked, man. 670 00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:38,039 I am gonna sit down, cos I can't feel my legs. 671 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,079 Know what I mean? I'm so happy that you're happy. 672 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,119 That's what it's about. It's about being out there. 673 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,719 I've opened my mind. Do you wear knickers? 674 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,560 I do actually, yeah. Tell you what, 675 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,480 best thing I ever did wearing women's clothes, 676 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,840 I would not change it for the world. Funny thing is I just love the... 677 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,340 Safe. Safe. 678 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,260 Safe... 679 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,960 ♪ That's how I roll 680 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,480 ♪ If I'm shinin' Everybody gonna shine... ♪ 681 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,300 Oh, sorry. 682 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:06,240 - Vinnie? - 'Erin, I-I need... 683 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,760 - 'I need you to come to the shack.' - Why? What's happened? What's up? 684 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,360 I can't, cos I need to lock up and take Tyler home. 685 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,519 Just, fuck... Just come to the shack. I need yer. 686 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,460 'OK. Alright, I'm on my way.' 687 00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:19,679 Sugs. How pissed are you? 688 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,840 - What? - How pissed are you? 689 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,160 Fairly. 690 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,920 Right, do me a favour and take Tyler home, yeah?! 691 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,280 - Yeah. - Alright, thanks, mate. Thanks. 692 00:34:28,217 --> 00:34:30,520 Tommo... lock up. 693 00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,860 Did you see that? 694 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,040 Did you see the way she speaks to me? 695 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,479 No. No. No. No. No. 696 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,680 I will be dragged into the gates of Hades 697 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:40,799 before I do that wench's bidding. 698 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,440 Dido said it, right, now I'm saying it, 699 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,999 "I will go down with this ship, 700 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,959 "I won't give myself up and surrender." 701 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,300 Just lock the fucking club, Tom. 702 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,900 You've got to go. 703 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:03,080 - I can't. - Vin, it's twenty miles away. 704 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,799 You need to see if she's still there. 705 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,200 - Why though? - Because she's your mum. 706 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,079 She's a mum who walked out on me. 707 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,800 She left me with an alcoholic man for some fucking bloke she met. 708 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,920 That's not a mum. 709 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,580 I know, but you said that she did have mental health issues. 710 00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:20,060 I just can't believe it. 711 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,759 I can't believe she's back. 712 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,060 Working in a bar 20 minutes up the fucking road. 713 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,160 I'll come with you. 714 00:35:32,245 --> 00:35:35,880 - Thanks, but, no, I can't. - Vin, she's Tyler's grandma. 715 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,079 Yeah, and she lost the right to that the moment she fucked off. 716 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,780 She walked out on her son. She doesn't care. 717 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,120 Fuck. I've just never been able to understand it my whole life. 718 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,320 - Why she left. - People do, Vin. 719 00:35:51,311 --> 00:35:53,760 People with problems leave everyday... 720 00:35:54,757 --> 00:35:56,639 ..because they're so unhappy, 721 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,780 or they think everybody's better off without them. 722 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,740 Maybe she's scared. 723 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:08,840 Maybe she wanted to come back and she wanted to see you, 724 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,440 but she was, y'know, 725 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,740 she was worried that you might hate her, reject her. 726 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,120 Maybe-maybe it breaks her heart, 727 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,560 but she's had to parcel it away, y'know. 728 00:36:21,441 --> 00:36:23,000 Vin, you don't know. 729 00:36:24,293 --> 00:36:27,480 This has been hanging over you since you were seven years old. 730 00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:30,140 It's made you into the person that you are. 731 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:33,680 It's meant that you've never left this town. 732 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,460 I just don't wanna hate her. 733 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,220 I like her like this. 734 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:47,060 A lady in a photograph. 735 00:36:52,983 --> 00:36:54,783 - I'm not going. - You are. 736 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,720 Oh, fuck... 737 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,760 Oh, Jesus Christ, Cardi. 738 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,520 You're a fucking animal with a scratcher. 739 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,960 Oh, fucking hell. 740 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,800 It's given me the an awful horn though now, like. 741 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,760 - What about we go for round two? - Yeah. No. D-definitely. 742 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,040 Can I just have t-t-two minutes to reload? 743 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,560 Maybe we should watch a bit of the old porn, you know, 744 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,640 - get us back in the mood again. - Yeah, I've got the perfect thing. 745 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,040 - Ah. - Oh, yeah. 746 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,080 - Ah. - Do you like that? 747 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,280 - I do. - Enjoying that? 748 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,320 I am. 749 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,360 From one porn actor to another, happy wedding, Carol. 750 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,800 - We love you. - Oh, that's lovely. 751 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,960 Thanks. 752 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,160 - Shall we crack on then? - Go on. 753 00:37:45,184 --> 00:37:45,936 Right. 754 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,480 ♪ ...have the notion 755 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,340 ♪ I could swim the length of the ocean 756 00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:01,360 ♪ If I knew you were waiting for me 757 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,660 ♪ I used to have the notion... ♪ 758 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,640 Right, so we've passed two pubs and a grotty wine bar, 759 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,360 if she is still working here, odds are in our favour, aren't they. 760 00:38:18,312 --> 00:38:20,060 What will I say to her? 761 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,680 - This your mum? - Yeah. 762 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,760 - You look like her. - Oh. 763 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,240 - She's less bald. - Right. 764 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:34,200 I mean, to be fair, that's a lady isn't it?! So... 765 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,580 My Auntie Jean's bald. 766 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,500 Alopecia. 767 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,460 On VE Day we drew a Union Jack on it. 768 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,020 I've got a photo somewhere. 769 00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,279 Get it out 770 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,800 No, sorry, not here. She looks sort of familiar maybe, 771 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,960 - but I don't really know her. - Alright, thanks anyway. 772 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,880 Alright, cocker. Can I show you this photo here? 773 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,319 I'm looking for a lady. 774 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,880 So, her name's Andrea and she'll be a lot older than that now. 775 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,080 But I think she worked behind the bar at some point. 776 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,760 You don't recognise her, do yer? 777 00:39:08,319 --> 00:39:12,080 There's, um, there's a Cassandra, and a Maggie. 778 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:16,640 Hmm, do they look like this lady, Cassandra or Maggie? 779 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,840 - Not really. - OK, I'm sorry to have bothered you. 780 00:39:22,724 --> 00:39:23,920 What can I get you? 781 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,680 Can we ask you a quick question, please? 782 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,800 - Question? - Yeah. 783 00:39:26,824 --> 00:39:28,656 What am I, Tourist Information? 784 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,880 Buy a drink, you can ask what you like. 785 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,120 Can we just have two halves of lager then. 786 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,320 Halves, what are you, homosexual? 787 00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:38,327 - How does that make me a homosexual? - It's a known fact. 788 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,760 Just like they can't swim, or shoot a firearm. 789 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,120 Can't play snooker, they can't fix a moped, 790 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,120 - they can't throw a frisbee... - Can't tame a unicorn! 791 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,600 They're fucking useless at it. 792 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,279 What a stupid fucking list, you daft old bigot. 793 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,960 - Get the fuck out. - I will do. 794 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,880 - Alright. OK. We're going. Come on. - Hey, hey... 795 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,200 - No, Vin... - Just-just let me... 796 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,239 I've just gotta ask him something. I'm fucking fascinated. 797 00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:59,919 I'll never understand it. How does it affect yer? 798 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:03,480 - One man sucking another man's dick? - Sucking another man's dick? 799 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,120 I'll suck your dick! I'll bite the bastard thing off. 800 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:06,960 Pfft! 801 00:40:06,961 --> 00:40:10,760 What a bizarre thing to say given the conversation we've just had. 802 00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:14,759 Show your face around here again and I'll shove this up your arse! 803 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,580 And not in a good way. 804 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,420 There you go. 805 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:24,319 I've ordered us a bacon butty as well. 806 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,840 Something to cheer us up. 807 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,100 Maybe she wasn't here long, 808 00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:33,180 maybe she came back then she moved away again. 809 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,040 Yeah, maybe. 810 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,600 We can keep looking for her. Go from shop to shop. Ask everyone. 811 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:43,420 It dun't matter. Honestly. 812 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:50,840 Nothing'll ever hurt as bad as when she left. 813 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,360 I had to protect myself. And I have. 814 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,400 - I know. - I was just... 815 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,280 Fuck. I'm a dad, now. Grown ass man. 816 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,839 I have Tyler. 817 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,980 If he got hurt, or I couldn't help... 818 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,260 ..or if I could never see him again... 819 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,580 ..I think it'd probably break me in half. 820 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,340 That's a lot of pressure that, Vin. 821 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,960 You know, of course I don't wanna hurt you... 822 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,320 ..but I can't promise we're gonna be around forever. 823 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,980 You know the way I feel about you. 824 00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:32,839 What about Samantha? 825 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,820 That thing you whispered in my ear... 826 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,879 ..before they put me in jail... 827 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,199 Number 12. You want sauce with them? 828 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,120 - Oh, fuck. - Shit. 829 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,400 What? 830 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,080 - Mum? - Andrea? 831 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,120 Yeah. 832 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,320 It's Vin. It's Vinnie. 833 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,840 Red, or brown. 834 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,760 No. No. No. That's your son, that's Vinnie. 835 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,480 We've come looking for you. 836 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,820 There's free refills on the coffee. 837 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:07,540 Just stop a sec... I-I-I did as I was told. 838 00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:11,340 I stayed, but you didn't come back. 839 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:13,940 You've grown, haven't you. 840 00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:16,400 Good looking. 841 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,359 - I'll get the sauces. - Mum? 842 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,720 Vin, just give her a minute. She's overwhelmed. 843 00:42:26,167 --> 00:42:27,679 My heart's beating out of my chest here. 844 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,360 Can you ask that lady to come back? Please. 845 00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:34,520 Can I just nip through? It's private, mate. 846 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,940 I know, I'm really sorry. 847 00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:39,260 Mum! Mum! 848 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,100 I stayed where you told me to stay. 849 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,240 I have a little boy. 850 00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:52,020 He's called Tyler. 851 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,320 - You alright, mate? - Yeah. 852 00:43:12,783 --> 00:43:14,343 Does she have a family? 853 00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:17,520 Husband. Step kid. 854 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,900 Is she happy? 855 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,060 Hard to tell. She... 856 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,860 does her work and goes home. 857 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,120 I'm sorry. 858 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,360 Did you speak to her? 859 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,320 - Hm... - Yeah? 860 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,700 Where is she? 861 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,660 She's gone. 862 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,340 Where? 863 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,880 She just walked away. 864 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,420 That's twice now. 865 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,040 She's just a lady. 866 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,180 I'm so sorry, Vin. 867 00:44:24,173 --> 00:44:25,413 It's OK. 868 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,860 Let's go home. 869 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,080 One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong ♪ 870 00:44:50,782 --> 00:44:53,080 - Alright, Vinnie. - Hey up, Pat. 871 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,720 - Fancy a brew, lads? - Go on. 872 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,440 - Lovely. - Thank you, Aunty. 873 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,320 I am sorry you never got to meet him. 874 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,160 Your real dad. 875 00:45:08,867 --> 00:45:11,787 At least now I know. At least now I've got a name. 876 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,820 She did love him... 877 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,640 ..y'know? 878 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:24,359 You'd have been born out of love there. 879 00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:31,399 And some great fucking sex apparently. 880 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,680 Ah... 881 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,960 It's A Motherfucker ♪ 882 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,740 Does this make us brothers? 883 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,460 Yeah. 884 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:54,760 Sure it does, mate. 885 00:45:56,367 --> 00:46:00,960 ♪ And I won't ever be the same 886 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,660 ♪ It's a motherfucker 887 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,620 ♪ Getting through a Sunday 888 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,000 ♪ Talking to the walls Just me again ♪ 889 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,240 ♪ But I won't ever be... ♪ 890 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,919 Three Eyed Pete's barge here we come! 891 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,280 - I'm sorry. - Don't be silly. 892 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,920 ♪ I won't ever be the same. ♪ 893 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,400 - You alright, man? - Yeah. 894 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,600 Christ, they're funny, aren't they. 895 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,440 Y'know, what's a bloody family anyway? 896 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,920 It's just a name you call all the people around you. 897 00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:50,620 This is my family here. 898 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,740 You. 899 00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:54,740 That little lad. 900 00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:57,239 You're the ones that cheer me up when I'm sad. 901 00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,159 You're the ones who put a smile on my face when I feel like shit. 902 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,319 Y'know? 903 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,000 And fuck, man, the rest is just... It's just the past. 904 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,700 Daddy. 905 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:10,180 Uncle Daddy, grr, and Uncle Dylan. 906 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,679 Give him a smooch. Oh! 907 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,520 Give me a smooch. Oh! 908 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,240 Have a great time! 909 00:47:17,348 --> 00:47:18,780 Fuck his brains out. 910 00:47:19,220 --> 00:47:21,640 Shouldn't take too long. 911 00:47:44,966 --> 00:47:48,280 As you can see, the safe is no longer here. 912 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,039 He said, "You do that, otherwise I'll hurt your sister." 913 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,599 - Argh! - Who? 914 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,760 Keithy. 915 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,560 He's dead as a fuckin doornail. 916 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,800 He's over near the b-big tree. 917 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,599 The police could be banging on that fucking door any second. 918 00:48:09,785 --> 00:48:12,399 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 919 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,760 Sub extracted & improved by Se7enOfNin9 for addic7ed.com 70502

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