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Previously onB Positive...
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You're ready for
your transplant.
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Really?As soon as they
get an opening
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in the schedule,
you'll be getting her kidney.
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All right, I need you
to count backwards from ten.
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Ten.
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Nine.
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Eight.
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Seven.
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Six.
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[monitor beeping steadily]
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Hit that with a sponge for me?
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Thank you.
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[gasps softly]
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Want to give me
a little room here?
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Sorry.
That's just a lot of blood.Step away.
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All right.
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We've revealed
the external iliac vein.
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Can we bring in the kidney,
please?
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Kidney here!
Fresh, ice-cold kidney!
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Gina?
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Drew! It is so good to see you.
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How are you doing?
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Honestly, a little nervous.
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Understandable.
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Whoa, that is
a lot of blood.
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Still waiting
on that kidney.
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Oh, sorry.
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Ah.
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Smells like chicken.
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BASKIN:
Time's a-wastin'.
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Incoming!
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What are you doing?
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Whoa. That's my kidney!
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Please stop.Oh, come on,
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live a little.
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I... am...
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trying... to...
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live a little.
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Can we crank up the happy juice?
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
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♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, honey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Doctor said
it went really well.
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Oh. Great.
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How's Gina?
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She's fine.
Room right next door.
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Thank God.
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I'm so happy you're okay.
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Ah, me, too, baby.
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Me, too.
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I want to see Gina.
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I'll go get a nurse.
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Want some water?
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Gina's really great,
isn't she?
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Ah, the best.
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So, what happens now?
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Is she, like,
gone from your life?
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No, no, never. Gina
means everything to me.
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Everything?
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You mean
you and her...?
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No. I mean...
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I don't know what I mean.
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I wonder if I should
call her Gina or Mom.
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Stop that.
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Maybe Kidney Donor
Hump Buddy.
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Aunt Gina.
Just call her Aunt Gina.
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Can you grab me a water?
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You're right there.
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Yeah, but I gave you a
kidney, so you kind of owe me.
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How long are you gonna hold this
over my head?
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As long as it's funny.
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[sighs]
You know, I think doctors purposely make you wait
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when they have
important test results.
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Yeah. Girls
do that, too.
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I had a boyfriend
who thought I was pregnant,
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and I made him wait a long time
before I told him I wasn't.
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Why'd you do that?
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I had to make sure
he wouldn't flunk me.
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Open my water.
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[sighs]Hey there.
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Sorry for the wait.Are you?
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Great news.
Your creatinine levels
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are exactly
where they need to be.
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So my body's not
gonna reject the kidney?
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If it was going to, it
would have happened by now.
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Drew! We did it!
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We sure did!
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I had something to do with it.
But okay.
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Ah, I can't believe this.
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No more dialysis.
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No more worrying
about dying.
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Other than the normal worrying
about dying.
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Speaking of which,
you must remember
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to take your immunosuppressants
twice a day.
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You got it.For the rest of your life.
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Oh, don't worry, I'll stay
on top of the pills.
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I kind of own
his ass now.
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All right, well, I'll
see you in six months.
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Say thank you.
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I was gonna say it.
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Thanks, Doc.
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Wow.
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This is just...
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great news.
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Amazing.
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[both laugh]
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[sighs]
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Okay, well, I...
I got to get back to work.
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H-Hang on, Gina.
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I just got to say
something.
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What you've done for me...
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I-I don't think
I'll ever be able to repay you.
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You don't owe me anything,
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other than to live a long life.
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A good life.
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You got it.
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[both laugh]
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Oh, a part of me is inside you.
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It's kind of weird.
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No, it's not weird.
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It's beautiful.
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Okay, thatwas weird.
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You didn't even drink
your water.
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All right,
you are all set.
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Um...
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I kind of have to pee.
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You're kidding, right?
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Don't worry, I-I can hold it in.
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Yeah. You can.
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I got an empty Gatorade bottle
in my bag for emergencies.
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It's yours.
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Thank you.
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Uh, not to brag,
but is it a wide mouth?
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[snaps fingers]
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Quick question, you guys.
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Who has two thumbs and a fully
functioning, brand-new kidney?
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This guy.
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ELI/JERRY:
Congratulations.
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So your blood tests
came back clean? Yep.
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I am good to go.
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That's great.
I'm happy for you, man.
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So happy for you.
No jealousy at all.
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I'm totally fine
strapped to this machine
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cleaning my blood
three days a week.
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So again...
just happy for you.
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DREW:
Thanks.
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So...
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how about I take you guys
out to a celebratory lunch?
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Uh, sorry,
we just strapped in.
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Another time?
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Right. Sure.
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Should have called ahead.
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Oh. Hi.
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Hi.
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I used to sit there.
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Okay.
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Hi.Hi.
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I got me a new kidney.
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I heard.
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[smacks lips]
So, are you two a couple, or...?
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Okay. Well, I guess
I'll see you guys around.
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Around where?
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[laughs]
Yes, Jerry.
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Good one.
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Okay, Dunbar out.
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Well, that was uncomfortable.
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Which one did you give him,
the left or the right?
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Right.
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So now your left kidney's doing
all the work?
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I guess.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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Do you even know
what kidneys do?
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They clean the blood of toxins
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and transform the waste
into urine.
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Good for you.
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I googled it
so I could brag about you.
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You know what's weird?
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Ever since the operation,
I've been feeling,
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I don't know...
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stupidly happy.
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They give you drugs?Not the stupid happy kind.
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So you went through this
for nothing?
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LUDLUM:
When you're done in here,
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strip the bed in 206
and toss the mattress.
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No. Mr. Knudsen?Yeah, heart attack
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on the toilet.
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That's so sad.
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He was always constipated.
It was bound to happen.
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Chop-chop.
Let's move it.
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I really liked him.
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He was such a sweet old man.
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Yeah, I think...
I think he had a crush on you.
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Oh, it was harmless.
His own daughter
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wanted nothing
to do with him,
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so he kind of adopted me.
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LUDLUM:
Forgot.
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Gina, Knudsen apparently
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left something in his will
for you.
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You're kidding.No.
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Expect a call from a lawyer.
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What about me?
Did he leave anything for me?
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Yeah. A truly horrifying mess
in his bathroom.
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I wonder what
he left me.
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I'll give you 20 bucks
to swab out the toilet.
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Not a chance.25.
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Let me see your money.
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[door closes]GINA:
Hello!
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Kitchen!
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Oh, this is nice.Yes.
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I thought I'd make dinner
a little special.
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Ooh.Wine?
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Please.
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On sale at Trader Joe's.
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12 bucks.Have to buy it.
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Have to.
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A toast.
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Oh, okay.
[laughs]
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To life,Mm.
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to love, to happiness.
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Okay, sure.
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Mm.
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Drew, I have to tell you
something. Actually,
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I need to tell you
something first.
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Okay, but mine is more...Please can I say
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what I have to say
before I lose my nerve?
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Okay.
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Gina, uh...
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we've been friends
for a year now, and while I
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cherish that
relationship,
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I was thinking maybe we...
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I'm rich!
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What?
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Mr. Knudsen died taking a poop
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and left me $48 million!
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What?
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He was a wonderful old man.
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He was kind, funny--
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struggled with his bowels--
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but he always treated me
like I was a real person,
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not some loser working
a crappy minimum wage job
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at an old age home,
and now he is gone, and-and...
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I'm insanely rich!
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GINA:
So this is all mine?
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Not all of it.
There's taxes.
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How much?About half.
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So $24 million?Give or take.
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[breath shudders]
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Uh, are you okay?
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I just had a little orgasm.
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This is unbelievable.
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[gasps]
Crazy, right?
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I should have got
a better bottle of wine.
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So, what did you want
to tell me?Oh, it's not important.
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Really? It seemed
like a big deal.I said it's not important, okay?
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Whoa.
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What was that?
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Nothing. Sorry.
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You mad at me?
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00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,319
No, of course not.
271
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,669
Please, eat.
272
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,801
We have to celebrate
your good fortune.
273
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,368
Okay.
274
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,849
I'm just a little off today.
275
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,851
Maybe my new meds.
276
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,287
Sure.
277
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:24,205
Would you feel better
if I bought you a car?
278
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,163
Very funny.
279
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,861
Wait, would you actually...
280
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,819
No. My Civic's fine.
281
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,691
A car you can trust.
282
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:35,346
So, what are you gonna
do with all this money?
283
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,435
Oh, I have no idea.
284
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,177
My whole life,
I've barely ever had $48,
285
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,876
and now I have
$48 million.
286
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,834
$24 million. Don't
forget the taxes.
287
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,531
Mm.
288
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,838
What if I don't pay them?
What are they gonna do to me?
289
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,710
Put you in jail.
[laughs]: For taxes?
290
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,190
No, I don't think so.
291
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,583
Hey.
292
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,063
Will you do me a favor?
293
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,065
Don't tell anybody
about the money.
294
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,370
Especially Eli.
295
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:00,632
Yeah, sure.
296
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,896
Is everything okay
with you guys?
297
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,114
Oh, I don't know.
298
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,203
Ever since he asked me
to move in
299
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,728
and I decided to stay here,
it's been weird.
300
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,774
Well, I'm sure you kids
will figure it out.
301
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,776
Or not.
302
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,735
I guess.
303
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,737
I'll probably
move out anyway.
304
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,216
Really?
305
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,392
Well, yeah. I mean,
millionaires usually have
306
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,090
their own places, don't they?
307
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:27,616
Lady Gaga, Batman,
they all have their own places.
308
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,879
Makes sense.
309
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,751
Well, I'm gonna miss you.
310
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,754
I'm gonna miss you, too.
311
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,453
Bon appétit.
312
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,938
What do you know
about offshore tax shelters?
313
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,593
Can I get you anything,
Norma? No.
314
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,421
Cup or tea, maybe?No, thank you.
315
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,423
How about a bagel?
You like bagels.I have no money
316
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,425
to leave you, Gabby.
317
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,905
[door closes]
318
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,299
Hey.
What are you doing here?
319
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,431
Uh, I work here.You also have
320
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,303
$48 million.
321
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,088
$24 million after taxes.
322
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,655
Mm, we'll see.
323
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,918
Hey, how are you
feeling?
324
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,660
Like my hip is made
of broken glass.
325
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,836
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you taking your pain meds?
326
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:14,924
Sometimes.
327
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,317
Norma, come on.
328
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,797
I don't like the way
they make me feel.
329
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,277
I get all sleepy and spaced out.
330
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:23,628
You say that like
it's a bad thing.
331
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,935
Well, at least let me get you
some Tylenol or something.
332
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:26,980
I'm fine.
333
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,851
Just leave me alone.Hey,
334
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,679
I know you're not feeling well,
but don't take it out on me.
335
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,985
Who should I take it out on?
336
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:32,986
Gabby.
337
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,640
She's no good.
338
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,338
Hey, get her
some Tylenol.
339
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:40,210
Sure. Norma, I'm gonna
get you some Tylenol...
340
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:43,344
I have no money, Gabby.
341
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,869
So...
342
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,305
how is it being rich?
343
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,134
Oh, it's confusing.
344
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,658
I don't feel like
I deserve it.
345
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,008
Why? Why not you?
346
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,140
You were very kind to that man.
347
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,882
You took time to listen
to his stories,
348
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,363
take him to the doctor,
get his hair cut.
349
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,973
That's just my job.No, no, no.
350
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,975
It was much more than your job.
351
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,977
You cared about him.
352
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:11,372
You have any idea
how much that means around here?
353
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,853
I'm gonna miss him.
354
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,203
Yeah. Me, too, honey.
355
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:19,032
GABBY:
Here you go, Norma.Thanks.
356
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:22,252
Uh, uh, Mrs. Prufrock,
cup of tea? Bagel?
357
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,080
Wait, slow down.
358
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:28,693
Can I help you?
359
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,870
Yes. Um, I'm not sure
if you remember me,
360
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,873
but I bought a burial plot
from you about a year ago.
361
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,526
Oh, sure.
362
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,702
Mr., uh, Dunlop, right?
363
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,356
[chuckles]
Dunbar. But close.
364
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,402
Right. Darn.
[laughs]
365
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,187
Well, what can I do for you,
Mr. Dunbar?
366
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189
Well, uh, this
is gonna sound a little odd,
367
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,410
but I was wondering if
the cemetery might buy it back?
368
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,586
Why?
369
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,023
Are you unhappy with it?
370
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,938
No, it's a great plot.Yeah.
371
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,288
If I recall, it's on a hilltop
under a copse of trees.
372
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,377
Terrific view.
373
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,901
Yeah. Very picturesque.
374
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,599
It's just, the thing is,
375
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,645
when I bought it
I wasn't doing so well, and...
376
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,038
Don't tell me.
377
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,561
You decided on cremation?
378
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,389
You're gonna do the,
uh, environmental,
379
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,956
ashes-in-the-ocean thing?
380
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,219
I got to tell you,
not really good for the fish.
381
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,221
No. No cremation.
382
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,223
[chuckles]
No, th-the thing is...
383
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,965
I got a kidney transplant,
and I'm looking
384
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,619
to live a lot longer.
385
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,969
Well, uh...
386
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,276
[clears throat]
good for you.
387
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,755
Thanks.Yeah, sure,
388
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,931
we'll buy it back.
389
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,062
Great.But I got to tell you,
390
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,064
you lose half your investment.
391
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,457
Why?
392
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,937
Well, think of it like
a car purchase.
393
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,460
The second
you drive it off the lot...
394
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,766
[clicks tongue]
loses 50% of its value.
395
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,246
But I haven't driven it
anywhere.
396
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,292
It's just grass and dirt.Well, I'm sorry,
397
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,641
it's considered a used plot
398
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,077
whether you're lying in it
or not.
399
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,252
Now,
400
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,601
if you'll excuse me,
401
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,603
I have people
who are not as lucky as you
402
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,823
who need to be put
to their eternal rest.
403
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,479
Can I at least sublet it?
404
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,568
[phone vibrating]
405
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,614
Hey, Eli.
406
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,487
Hey, let me ask you-- how
are you fixed for a burial plot?
407
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:08,968
What?A burial plot.
408
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,448
You know,
a headstone, flowers...
409
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,147
enough room
for a tasteful crypt.
410
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,454
I'm good, Drew.
411
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:20,675
Listen, has Gina said anything
about me lately?
412
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,024
No. Why do you ask?
413
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,634
I haven't heard from her
414
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,288
the last couple of days,
and to be honest with you,
415
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,290
things have been... weird.
416
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,813
Really?
417
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,641
Is she seeing someone else?
418
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,295
Not that I'm aware of.
419
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:35,690
But who knows with women.
They are the original deceivers.
420
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,215
I always felt like I was
a little bit more into her
421
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,304
than she was into me, you know?
422
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,305
Maybe.
423
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,003
What does your gut tell you?
424
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,353
Part of me says I should
just break it off.
425
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:50,139
Hi. We're hoping to buy
a cemetery plot.
426
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,749
Oh, uh, got to go, Eli.
427
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,838
Trust your gut. Dump her.
428
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,318
Come with me.
429
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,712
I want to show you something
with a view.
430
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,717
Shoes.
431
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:04,893
Hmm.
432
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,808
[forced gasp]
And more shoes.
433
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:08,853
Ooh...
434
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,942
Look. Shoes!
435
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,596
What is this one?
436
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,729
[forced gasp]
What do you know? Shoes!
437
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,079
Hey.Hey.
438
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,081
Shoes!
439
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,865
Did a little
shopping, huh?
440
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,694
I was feeling a little sad
this afternoon-- shoes!--
441
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,174
so I decided
442
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,176
to spend some money--
bought some shoes.
443
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,612
Shoes!
444
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,353
I see.
445
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,094
Also bought a couple
of Birkin bags-- they're, like,
446
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:35,358
$30,000 each, which is totally
obscene until you own one,
447
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,447
and then they're
pretty wonderful.
448
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,927
You want one?
449
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,060
I think you could pull it off.
450
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,105
No, thanks.
451
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,367
Tomorrow
I'm going into the city,
452
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,065
and I'm buying a condo.
453
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,110
Maybe two condos.
454
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,112
One for my shoes.
455
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,201
Y-You're gonna live
in Manhattan?
456
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,117
[panting]:
I could. I don't have to.
457
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,554
I can... go wherever I want.
458
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,079
[crying]:
Wherever makes me happy.
459
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,428
[chuckling, crying]
460
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,560
That's what I'm gonna be.
461
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,823
[sobbing]:
Happy!
462
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,436
I don't know what's happening!
463
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,090
[groans]
464
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,743
Aah. Ow!
465
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,484
Sorry. Louboutin.
466
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,445
Look, everything's gonna
be okay. You'll see.
467
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,099
Will it? I don't know!
468
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,578
I don't know anything!
469
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,406
Okay?!
470
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,322
I thought buying all this stuff
would make me feel better,
471
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,238
and it did, and then...
and then it didn't.
472
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,501
It just makes me...
473
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,416
I don't know what I am.
474
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,462
You're just
a little overwhelmed.
475
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,464
And that's
perfectly understandable.
476
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,248
How come I feel so awful?
477
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,771
What is wrong with me?
478
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,686
Oh, nothing
is wrong with you.
479
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,253
[shudders]:
Oh...
480
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:48,127
Are there support groups
for rich, unhappy people?
481
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,955
Not unless you want
to become a Republican.
482
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,175
But, hey, look,
the good news is,
483
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,525
you have someone in your life
who will care for you
484
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:58,267
no matter what, who can be
your support system, your...
485
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,530
your-your partner, even.
486
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,620
[ringtone playing]
487
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,144
It's Eli.
488
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,494
You should get that.
489
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,280
[clears throat]
Hi.
490
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,195
Yeah, sure,
what's up?
491
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,893
[sighs]
492
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,026
Yeah, I know, things
have been kind of awkward.
493
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,856
Really? A weekend in Vermont?
494
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,380
That sounds great.
495
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,295
I could use a break.
496
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,818
Oh, no, everything's fine.
497
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,472
I'll-I'll tell you about it
over the weekend.
498
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,387
Okay.
499
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,607
Thanks. Bye.
500
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,480
You guys are going to Vermont?
501
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,178
Yeah, bed-and-breakfast.
502
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,832
He wants to start over,
get back to where we were.
503
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,051
[high-pitched]:
Great. Great.
504
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:49,013
Hey. Thanks for letting
me vent all over you.
505
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,494
You're my best buddy.
506
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:52,843
Yeah.
507
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,585
I haven't heard that
since prom night.
508
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,337
It's 3:00 in the morning.
509
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:11,384
Sorry, I didn't know
where else to go.
510
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,559
What's going on?
511
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,389
[sighs]
I'm in love with Gina.
512
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,696
What...?
513
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,829
She's the one. I'm sure of it.
514
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,398
All right. Come talk to Gideon.
515
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,625
How do you know where I live?
516
00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:40,225
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