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Previously on B Positive...
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You're ready for your transplant.
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- Really?
- As soon as they get an opening
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in the schedule, you'll
be getting her kidney.
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All right, I need you to
count backwards from ten.
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Ten.
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Nine.
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Eight.
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Seven.
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Six.
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_
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Hit that with a sponge for me?
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Thank you.
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[GASPS SOFTLY]
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Want to give me a little room here?
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- Sorry. That's just a lot of blood.
- Step away.
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All right.
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We've revealed the external iliac vein.
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Can we bring in the kidney, please?
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Kidney here! Fresh, ice-cold kidney!
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Gina?
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Drew! It is so good to see you.
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How are you doing?
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Honestly, a little nervous.
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Understandable.
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Whoa, that is a lot of blood.
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Still waiting on that kidney.
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Oh, sorry.
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Smells like chicken.
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BASKIN: Time's a-wastin'.
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Incoming!
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What are you doing?
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Whoa. That's my kidney!
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- Please stop.
- Oh, come on, live a little.
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I... am...
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trying... to...
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live a little.
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Can we crank up the happy juice?
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- ♪ The more you give ♪
- ♪ The more you give ♪
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- ♪ The more you live ♪
- ♪ The more you live ♪
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- ♪ Your happiness is relative ♪
- ♪ Happiness ♪
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♪ But if you're feeling like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact ♪
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♪ It's your prerogative ♪
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♪ Your prerogative ♪
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♪ To be positive ♪
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, honey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Doctor said it went really well.
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Oh. Great.
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How's Gina?
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She's fine. Room right next door.
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Thank God.
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I'm so happy you're okay.
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Ah, me, too, baby.
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Me, too.
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I want to see Gina.
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I'll go get a nurse.
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Want some water?
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Gina's really great, isn't she?
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Ah, the best.
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So, what happens now?
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Is she, like, gone from your life?
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No, no, never. Gina
means everything to me.
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Everything?
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You mean you and her...?
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No. I mean...
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I don't know what I mean.
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I wonder if I should
call her Gina or Mom.
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Stop that.
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Maybe Kidney Donor Hump Buddy.
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Aunt Gina. Just call her Aunt Gina.
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Can you grab me a water?
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You're right there.
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Yeah, but I gave you a kidney,
so you kind of owe me.
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How long are you gonna
hold this over my head?
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As long as it's funny.
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You know, I think doctors
purposely make you wait
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when they have important test results.
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Yeah. Girls do that, too.
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I had a boyfriend who
thought I was pregnant,
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and I made him wait a long
time before I told him I wasn't.
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Why'd you do that?
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I had to make sure he wouldn't flunk me.
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Open my water.
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Hey there.
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- Sorry for the wait.
- Are you?
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Great news. Your creatinine levels
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are exactly where they need to be.
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So my body's not gonna
reject the kidney?
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If it was going to, it
would have happened by now.
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Drew! We did it!
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We sure did!
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I had something to do with it. But okay.
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Ah, I can't believe this.
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No more dialysis.
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No more worrying about dying.
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Other than the normal
worrying about dying.
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Speaking of which, you must remember
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to take your immunosuppressants
twice a day.
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- You got it.
- For the rest of your life.
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Oh, don't worry,
I'll stay on top of the pills.
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I kind of own his ass now.
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All right, well, I'll
see you in six months.
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- Say thank you.
- I was gonna say it.
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Thanks, Doc.
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Wow.
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This is just... great news.
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Amazing.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[SIGHS]
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Okay, well, I... I got
to get back to work.
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H-Hang on, Gina.
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I just got to say something.
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What you've done for me...
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I-I don't think I'll
ever be able to repay you.
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You don't owe me anything,
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other than to live a long life.
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A good life.
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You got it.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Oh, a part of me is inside you.
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It's kind of weird.
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No, it's not weird.
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It's beautiful.
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Okay, that was weird.
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You didn't even drink your water.
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All right, you are all set.
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Um...
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I kind of have to pee.
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You're kidding, right?
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Don't worry, I-I can hold it in.
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Yeah. You can.
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I got an empty Gatorade bottle
in my bag for emergencies.
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It's yours.
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Thank you.
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Uh, not to brag, but is it a wide mouth?
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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Quick question, you guys.
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Who has two thumbs and a fully
functioning, brand-new kidney?
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This guy.
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ELI/JERRY: Congratulations.
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- So your blood tests came back clean?
- Yep.
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I am good to go.
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That's great. I'm happy for you, man.
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So happy for you. No jealousy at all.
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I'm totally fine
strapped to this machine
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cleaning my blood three days a week.
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So again... just happy for you.
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DREW: Thanks.
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So...
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how about I take you guys
out to a celebratory lunch?
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Uh, sorry, we just strapped in.
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Another time?
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Right. Sure.
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Should have called ahead.
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Oh. Hi.
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Hi.
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I used to sit there.
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Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I got me a new kidney.
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I heard.
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[SMACKS LIPS] So, are
you two a couple, or...?
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Okay. Well, I guess
I'll see you guys around.
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Around where?
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[LAUGHS] Yes, Jerry.
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Good one.
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Okay, Dunbar out.
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Well, that was uncomfortable.
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Which one did you give
him, the left or the right?
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Right.
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So now your left kidney's
doing all the work?
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I guess.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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Do you even know what kidneys do?
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They clean the blood of toxins
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and transform the waste into urine.
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Good for you.
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I googled it so I could brag about you.
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You know what's weird?
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Ever since the operation,
I've been feeling,
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I don't know...
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stupidly happy.
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- They give you drugs?
- Not the stupid happy kind.
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So you went through this for nothing?
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LUDLUM: When you're done in here,
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strip the bed in 206
and toss the mattress.
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- No. Mr. Knudsen?
- Yeah, heart attack on the toilet.
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That's so sad.
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He was always constipated.
It was bound to happen.
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Chop-chop. Let's move it.
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I really liked him.
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He was such a sweet old man.
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Yeah, I think... I think
he had a crush on you.
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Oh, it was harmless. His own daughter
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wanted nothing to do with him,
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so he kind of adopted me.
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LUDLUM: Forgot.
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Gina, Knudsen apparently
left something in his will for you.
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- You're kidding.
- No.
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Expect a call from a lawyer.
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What about me? Did he
leave anything for me?
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Yeah. A truly horrifying
mess in his bathroom.
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I wonder what he left me.
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I'll give you 20 bucks
to swab out the toilet.
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- Not a chance.
- 25.
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Let me see your money.
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- GINA: Hello!
- Kitchen!
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- Oh, this is nice.
- Yes.
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I thought I'd make
dinner a little special.
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- Ooh.
- Wine?
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Please.
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On sale at Trader Joe's.
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- 12 bucks.
- Have to buy it.
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Have to.
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A toast.
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Oh, okay. [LAUGHS]
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- To life...
- Mm.
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To love, to happiness.
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Okay, sure.
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Mm.
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Drew, I have to tell you something.
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Actually, I need to tell you
something first.
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- Okay, but mine is more...
- Please can I say
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what I have to say
before I lose my nerve?
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Okay.
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Gina, uh...
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we've been friends for
a year now, and while I
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cherish that relationship,
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I was thinking maybe we...
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I'm rich!
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What?
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Mr. Knudsen died taking a poop
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and left me $48 million!
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What?
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He was a wonderful old man.
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He was kind, funny...
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Struggled with his bowels...
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But he always treated me
like I was a real person,
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not some loser working
a crappy minimum wage job
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at an old age home, and
now he is gone, and-and...
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I'm insanely rich!
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_
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GINA: So this is all mine?
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Not all of it. There's taxes.
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- How much?
- About half.
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So $24 million?
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Give or take.
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[BREATH SHUDDERS]
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Uh, are you okay?
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I just had a little orgasm.
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This is unbelievable.
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[GASPS] Crazy, right?
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I should have got a
better bottle of wine.
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So, what did you want to tell me?
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Oh, it's not important.
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- Really? It seemed like a big deal.
- I said it's not important, okay?
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Whoa. What was that?
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Nothing. Sorry.
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You mad at me?
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No, of course not.
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Please, eat.
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We have to celebrate your good fortune.
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Okay.
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I'm just a little off today.
270
00:11:16,077 --> 00:11:17,851
Maybe my new meds.
271
00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:19,472
Sure.
272
00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:24,124
Would you feel better
if I bought you a car?
273
00:11:25,038 --> 00:11:26,387
Very funny.
274
00:11:26,756 --> 00:11:28,272
Wait, would you actually...
275
00:11:28,277 --> 00:11:29,842
No. My Civic's fine.
276
00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:31,506
A car you can trust.
277
00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:35,389
So, what are you gonna
do with all this money?
278
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,659
Oh, I have no idea.
279
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,362
My whole life, I've barely ever had $48,
280
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,022
and now I have $48 million.
281
00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:45,058
$24 million. Don't forget the taxes.
282
00:11:45,063 --> 00:11:46,249
Mm.
283
00:11:46,603 --> 00:11:48,866
What if I don't pay them?
What are they gonna do to me?
284
00:11:48,871 --> 00:11:50,933
- Put you in jail.
- [LAUGHS]: For taxes?
285
00:11:50,938 --> 00:11:53,389
No, I don't think so.
286
00:11:53,850 --> 00:11:54,900
Hey.
287
00:11:54,905 --> 00:11:56,248
Will you do me a favor?
288
00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:58,288
Don't tell anybody about the money.
289
00:11:58,293 --> 00:11:59,555
Especially Eli.
290
00:11:59,638 --> 00:12:00,856
Yeah, sure.
291
00:12:00,861 --> 00:12:02,975
Is everything okay with you guys?
292
00:12:03,124 --> 00:12:04,587
Oh, I don't know.
293
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,388
Ever since he asked me to move in
294
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,951
and I decided to stay
here, it's been weird.
295
00:12:09,077 --> 00:12:11,663
Well, I'm sure you
kids will figure it out.
296
00:12:11,854 --> 00:12:13,264
Or not.
297
00:12:14,052 --> 00:12:15,647
I guess.
298
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,611
I'll probably move out anyway.
299
00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:19,268
Really?
300
00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:21,616
Well, yeah. I mean,
millionaires usually have
301
00:12:21,621 --> 00:12:23,275
their own places, don't they?
302
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,796
Lady Gaga, Batman, they
all have their own places.
303
00:12:28,442 --> 00:12:29,704
Makes sense.
304
00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:31,936
Well, I'm gonna miss you.
305
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,611
I'm gonna miss you, too.
306
00:12:37,444 --> 00:12:39,098
Bon appétit.
307
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,819
What do you know about
offshore tax shelters?
308
00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:48,809
- Can I get you anything, Norma?
- No.
309
00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,606
- Cup or tea, maybe?
- No, thank you.
310
00:12:50,611 --> 00:12:52,648
- How about a bagel? You like bagels.
- I have no money
311
00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:54,610
to leave you, Gabby.
312
00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:56,051
[DOOR CLOSES]
313
00:12:56,162 --> 00:12:58,358
Hey. What are you doing here?
314
00:12:58,363 --> 00:13:00,006
Uh, I work here.
315
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:02,491
You also have $48 million.
316
00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:05,178
$24 million after taxes.
317
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:06,706
Mm, we'll see.
318
00:13:07,546 --> 00:13:08,983
Hey, how are you feeling?
319
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,394
Like my hip is made of broken glass.
320
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,870
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you
taking your pain meds?
321
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,011
Sometimes.
322
00:13:15,016 --> 00:13:16,016
Norma, come on.
323
00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:17,870
I don't like the way they make me feel.
324
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,312
I get all sleepy and spaced out.
325
00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:22,808
You say that like it's a bad thing.
326
00:13:23,896 --> 00:13:25,848
Well, at least let me get
you some Tylenol or something.
327
00:13:25,852 --> 00:13:26,853
I'm fine.
328
00:13:26,858 --> 00:13:28,456
- Just leave me alone.
- Hey,
329
00:13:28,461 --> 00:13:30,785
I know you're not feeling well,
but don't take it out on me.
330
00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:32,052
Who should I take it out on?
331
00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:33,057
Gabby.
332
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,496
She's no good.
333
00:13:35,907 --> 00:13:37,402
Hey, get her some Tylenol.
334
00:13:37,407 --> 00:13:40,236
Sure. Norma, I'm gonna
get you some Tylenol...
335
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:43,331
I have no money, Gabby.
336
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:47,054
So...
337
00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:48,756
how is it being rich?
338
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,358
Oh, it's confusing.
339
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,706
I don't feel like I deserve it.
340
00:13:53,711 --> 00:13:55,231
Why? Why not you?
341
00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:57,325
You were very kind to that man.
342
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,972
You took time to listen to his stories,
343
00:13:59,977 --> 00:14:02,113
take him to the doctor,
get his hair cut.
344
00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:04,113
- That's just my job.
- No, no, no.
345
00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:06,076
It was much more than your job.
346
00:14:06,243 --> 00:14:07,917
You cared about him.
347
00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:11,097
You have any idea how much
that means around here?
348
00:14:12,488 --> 00:14:14,038
I'm gonna miss him.
349
00:14:14,081 --> 00:14:16,388
Yeah. Me, too, honey.
350
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,113
- GABBY: Here you go, Norma.
- Thanks.
351
00:14:19,118 --> 00:14:22,417
Uh, uh, Mrs. Prufrock,
cup of tea? Bagel?
352
00:14:22,422 --> 00:14:23,948
Wait, slow down.
353
00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:28,472
Can I help you?
354
00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:31,093
Yes. Um, I'm not sure
if you remember me,
355
00:14:31,098 --> 00:14:34,517
but I bought a burial plot
from you about a year ago.
356
00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:35,522
Oh, sure.
357
00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:37,926
Mr., uh, Dunlop, right?
358
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:39,316
[CHUCKLES] Dunbar. But close.
359
00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:41,362
Right. Darn. [LAUGHS]
360
00:14:41,519 --> 00:14:43,761
Well, what can I do for you, Mr. Dunbar?
361
00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:46,222
Well, uh, this is gonna
sound a little odd,
362
00:14:46,227 --> 00:14:49,404
but I was wondering if the
cemetery might buy it back?
363
00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:52,053
Why?
364
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,894
Are you unhappy with it?
365
00:14:53,899 --> 00:14:55,770
- No, it's a great plot.
- Yeah.
366
00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:58,512
If I recall, it's on a hilltop
under a copse of trees.
367
00:14:58,517 --> 00:14:59,995
Terrific view.
368
00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:02,124
Yeah. Very picturesque.
369
00:15:02,518 --> 00:15:04,628
It's just, the thing is,
370
00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:07,869
when I bought it I wasn't
doing so well, and...
371
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,105
Don't tell me.
372
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,644
You decided on cremation?
373
00:15:10,649 --> 00:15:12,316
You're gonna do the, uh, environmental,
374
00:15:12,321 --> 00:15:13,995
ashes-in-the-ocean thing?
375
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,097
I got to tell you, not
really good for the fish.
376
00:15:16,878 --> 00:15:18,445
No. No cremation.
377
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,408
[CHUCKLES] No, th-the thing is...
378
00:15:20,659 --> 00:15:23,189
I got a kidney
transplant, and I'm looking
379
00:15:23,194 --> 00:15:24,804
to live a lot longer.
380
00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:26,654
Well, uh...
381
00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:28,909
[CLEARS THROAT] good for you.
382
00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:31,909
- Thanks.
- Yeah, sure, we'll buy it back.
383
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,043
- Great.
- But I got to tell you,
384
00:15:33,047 --> 00:15:34,980
you lose half your investment.
385
00:15:35,253 --> 00:15:36,355
Why?
386
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,988
Well, think of it like a car purchase.
387
00:15:37,993 --> 00:15:39,683
The second you drive it off the lot...
388
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,636
[CLICKS TONGUE] loses 50% of its value.
389
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,446
But I haven't driven it anywhere.
390
00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,292
- It's just grass and dirt.
- Well, I'm sorry,
391
00:15:45,297 --> 00:15:46,603
it's considered a used plot
392
00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:48,152
whether you're lying in it or not.
393
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:50,434
Now, if you'll excuse me,
394
00:15:50,439 --> 00:15:52,738
I have people who are
not as lucky as you
395
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,395
who need to be put
to their eternal rest.
396
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:58,278
Can I at least sublet it?
397
00:15:58,283 --> 00:16:00,329
[PHONE VIBRATING]
398
00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:03,504
Hey, Eli.
399
00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:06,338
Hey, let me ask you... how are
you fixed for a burial plot?
400
00:16:07,528 --> 00:16:09,082
- What?
- A burial plot.
401
00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:11,524
You know, a headstone, flowers...
402
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:14,488
enough room for a tasteful crypt.
403
00:16:15,372 --> 00:16:16,910
I'm good, Drew.
404
00:16:17,721 --> 00:16:20,898
Listen, has Gina said
anything about me lately?
405
00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:22,390
No. Why do you ask?
406
00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:23,426
I haven't heard from her
407
00:16:23,431 --> 00:16:25,082
the last couple of days,
and to be honest with you,
408
00:16:25,086 --> 00:16:27,442
things have been... weird.
409
00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:28,895
Really?
410
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,684
Is she seeing someone else?
411
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,480
Not that I'm aware of.
412
00:16:32,485 --> 00:16:35,836
But who knows with women.
They are the original deceivers.
413
00:16:37,559 --> 00:16:39,440
I always felt like I was
a little bit more into her
414
00:16:39,444 --> 00:16:41,285
than she was into me, you know?
415
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,490
Maybe.
416
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,188
What does your gut tell you?
417
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,380
Part of me says
I should just break it off.
418
00:16:47,529 --> 00:16:50,363
Hi. We're hoping to buy a cemetery plot.
419
00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:51,934
Oh, uh, got to go, Eli.
420
00:16:51,939 --> 00:16:53,403
Trust your gut. Dump her.
421
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:55,542
Come with me.
422
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,897
I want to show you
something with a view.
423
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,816
Shoes.
424
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,116
Hmm.
425
00:17:05,121 --> 00:17:06,993
[FORCED GASP] And more shoes.
426
00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:08,950
Ooh...
427
00:17:08,955 --> 00:17:10,583
Look. Shoes!
428
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,180
What is this one?
429
00:17:13,185 --> 00:17:15,044
[FORCED GASP] What do you know? Shoes!
430
00:17:15,954 --> 00:17:17,303
- Hey.
- Hey.
431
00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:18,544
Shoes!
432
00:17:19,692 --> 00:17:21,089
Did a little shopping, huh?
433
00:17:21,094 --> 00:17:23,879
I was feeling a little sad
this afternoon... shoes!
434
00:17:23,884 --> 00:17:25,320
So I decided
435
00:17:25,325 --> 00:17:27,283
to spend some money...
Bought some shoes.
436
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:28,680
Shoes!
437
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:29,825
I see.
438
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,005
Also bought a couple of
Birkin bags... they're, like,
439
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,582
$30,000 each, which is totally
obscene until you own one,
440
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,349
and then they're pretty wonderful.
441
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,313
You want one?
442
00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:41,245
I think you could pull it off.
443
00:17:41,622 --> 00:17:43,087
No, thanks.
444
00:17:43,092 --> 00:17:44,351
Tomorrow I'm going into the city,
445
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,177
and I'm buying a condo.
446
00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:47,818
Maybe two condos.
447
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,677
One for my shoes.
448
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:52,508
Y-You're gonna live in Manhattan?
449
00:17:52,513 --> 00:17:55,302
[PANTING]: I could. I don't have to.
450
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,700
I can... go wherever I want.
451
00:17:58,552 --> 00:18:00,302
[CRYING]: Wherever makes me happy.
452
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:01,613
[CHUCKLING, CRYING]
453
00:18:01,618 --> 00:18:03,784
That's what I'm gonna be.
454
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,008
[SOBBING]: Happy!
455
00:18:06,657 --> 00:18:08,964
I don't know what's happening!
456
00:18:09,702 --> 00:18:11,185
[GROANS]
457
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,967
Aah. Ow!
458
00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:14,669
Sorry. Louboutin.
459
00:18:16,246 --> 00:18:18,489
Look, everything's gonna
be okay. You'll see.
460
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,676
Will it? I don't know!
461
00:18:20,681 --> 00:18:22,117
I don't know anything!
462
00:18:22,122 --> 00:18:23,591
Okay?!
463
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,547
I thought buying all this
stuff would make me feel better,
464
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:29,423
and it did, and then...
and then it didn't.
465
00:18:29,428 --> 00:18:31,107
It just makes me...
466
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,852
I don't know what I am.
467
00:18:33,857 --> 00:18:35,647
You're just a little overwhelmed.
468
00:18:35,652 --> 00:18:37,611
And that's perfectly understandable.
469
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,357
How come I feel so awful?
470
00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:40,841
What is wrong with me?
471
00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:42,910
Oh, nothing is wrong with you.
472
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,438
[SHUDDERS]: Oh...
473
00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:48,013
Are there support groups
for rich, unhappy people?
474
00:18:48,018 --> 00:18:50,466
Not unless you want
to become a Republican.
475
00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:53,235
But, hey, look, the good news is,
476
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,749
you have someone in your
life who will care for you
477
00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:58,452
no matter what, who can be
your support system, your...
478
00:18:58,496 --> 00:19:00,715
your-your partner, even.
479
00:19:01,579 --> 00:19:03,320
[RINGTONE PLAYING]
480
00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:05,367
It's Eli.
481
00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:06,708
You should get that.
482
00:19:09,841 --> 00:19:11,465
Hi.
483
00:19:11,656 --> 00:19:13,527
Yeah, sure, what's up?
484
00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:15,734
[SIGHS]
485
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,130
Yeah, I know, things
have been kind of awkward.
486
00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:22,021
Really? A weekend in Vermont?
487
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,055
That sounds great.
488
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,480
I could use a break.
489
00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:27,755
Oh, no, everything's fine.
490
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,107
I'll-I'll tell you about
it over the weekend.
491
00:19:30,516 --> 00:19:31,544
Okay.
492
00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:33,725
Thanks. Bye.
493
00:19:35,789 --> 00:19:37,513
You guys are going to Vermont?
494
00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:38,914
Yeah, bed-and-breakfast.
495
00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:41,882
He wants to start over,
get back to where we were.
496
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:43,578
[HIGH-PITCHED]: Great. Great.
497
00:19:45,238 --> 00:19:49,198
Hey. Thanks for letting
me vent all over you.
498
00:19:49,203 --> 00:19:50,859
You're my best buddy.
499
00:19:51,762 --> 00:19:53,067
Yeah.
500
00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:55,840
I haven't heard that since prom night.
501
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,554
It's 3:00 in the morning.
502
00:20:08,929 --> 00:20:11,351
Sorry, I didn't know where else to go.
503
00:20:11,356 --> 00:20:12,718
What's going on?
504
00:20:14,732 --> 00:20:16,476
[SIGHS] I'm in love with Gina.
505
00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:19,445
What...?
506
00:20:19,854 --> 00:20:21,943
She's the one. I'm sure of it.
507
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:25,867
All right. Come talk to Gideon.
508
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,427
How do you know where I live?
509
00:20:35,432 --> 00:20:36,700
_
510
00:20:39,176 --> 00:20:44,176
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