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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,896 --> 00:00:11,306 - OMG, LA baby! 2 00:00:11,310 --> 00:00:13,550 - I don't know what to do with myself out here! 3 00:00:13,551 --> 00:00:15,071 - EDMUND: When are you going back to Queens? 4 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:17,548 - NORA: My--my car broke down and my phone's dead. 5 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,171 I'm wondering, do you know where we are? 6 00:00:19,172 --> 00:00:20,552 - You're in New Mexico. 7 00:00:20,551 --> 00:00:23,661 - Is there, like, a cult commune around here? 8 00:00:23,655 --> 00:00:25,405 - MAN: Those freaks who live in the woods. 9 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:28,553 - Nora, it's so wonderful to finally meet you. 10 00:00:28,551 --> 00:00:31,481 We build our own houses. We make our own clothes. 11 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:33,212 We're completely self-sufficient. 12 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:34,586 - Will you be leaving us? 13 00:00:40,137 --> 00:00:45,337 - ♪ 14 00:00:45,344 --> 00:00:48,384 - [rooster crows] 15 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:51,689 - ♪ Life goes on, I said life goes on ♪ 16 00:00:51,689 --> 00:00:53,449 - [cows mooing] 17 00:00:53,448 --> 00:00:55,758 - ♪ I can beat 'em down ready, I know steady wins the race ♪ 18 00:00:55,758 --> 00:00:57,378 ♪ When they try to stop me now ♪ 19 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:58,929 ♪ I tell them get up out my face ♪ 20 00:00:58,931 --> 00:01:00,621 ♪ I've been on some muddy roads ♪ 21 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:02,450 ♪ I done seen some better days ♪ 22 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:04,098 ♪ Keep on talking, no lie ♪ 23 00:01:04,103 --> 00:01:05,663 ♪ I don't pay it no mind ♪ 24 00:01:05,655 --> 00:01:08,895 ♪ I've been, whoo, doing good on my own ♪ 25 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:10,896 ♪ So it don't matter what you say ♪ 26 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,586 ♪ I wash it down with some Kool-Aid ♪ 27 00:01:12,586 --> 00:01:14,236 ♪ And I just got some peace of mind ♪ 28 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,901 ♪ They got me feeling great ♪ 29 00:01:15,896 --> 00:01:19,306 ♪ 30 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,170 - [sheep bleating] 31 00:01:22,275 --> 00:01:26,445 - ♪ 32 00:01:28,448 --> 00:01:29,928 - [bird squawking] 33 00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:31,551 - Good morning, Phoeb! Good morning, Oberon! 34 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:33,691 Get back to taxidermy-ing! How you doin'? 35 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:35,449 I saw you climbing that tree yesterday. 36 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:38,278 Yeah, all right! You got my nature drip? 37 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:40,715 Ha, ha, ha! Refilled that bucket for ya. 38 00:01:40,724 --> 00:01:46,724 - ♪ 39 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:49,284 - Hey, y'all. How you doin'? Good to see ya. 40 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,655 Everyone relies on those little cages. 41 00:01:50,655 --> 00:01:52,025 And one day he went in there, 42 00:01:52,034 --> 00:01:53,864 and the cage [unintelligible] and he died! 43 00:01:53,862 --> 00:01:54,902 - [laughter] 44 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,066 - No, I'm just kidding. 45 00:01:56,068 --> 00:01:57,928 - [laughter] 46 00:01:57,931 --> 00:01:58,761 - He's over there. 47 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:15,998 - ♪ 48 00:02:21,448 --> 00:02:22,718 - Hi, Nora. 49 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,410 - [thunder crashes] 50 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,383 - NORA: Oh, holy shit! Both my arms broke! 51 00:02:27,379 --> 00:02:28,829 - ♪ 52 00:02:28,827 --> 00:02:31,717 - And I now pronounce you man and wife. 53 00:02:31,724 --> 00:02:34,314 You may now throw the bouquet. 54 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:39,000 - [applause] 55 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:50,000 - ♪ 56 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,720 - Shall we intercourse tonight, my love? 57 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:55,074 - Darling, you know I told you several times that what we do 58 00:02:55,068 --> 00:02:57,718 is not...intercourse. 59 00:02:57,724 --> 00:02:59,624 - What do you call what we do? 60 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:02,140 - Just you singing hymns to me 61 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:05,477 and kind of smelling the back of my scalp. 62 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:08,032 Which is great and I really enjoy it. 63 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,834 But I just need a couple more minutes. 64 00:03:10,827 --> 00:03:12,477 - Are you writing your grandmother again? 65 00:03:12,482 --> 00:03:13,972 - Yeah, it's been weird. 66 00:03:13,965 --> 00:03:16,655 She hasn't--she hasn't responded in a while. 67 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,855 I wonder if like, uh, the mail is slow or something. 68 00:03:18,862 --> 00:03:21,172 - I could ride into town and check on the postal. 69 00:03:21,172 --> 00:03:22,482 - That's so nice of you. 70 00:03:22,482 --> 00:03:25,662 I think she's just busy, you know? 71 00:03:25,655 --> 00:03:28,065 - Just like you. Always busy. 72 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:31,618 Building earthen shelters and harvesting rhubarb. 73 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:34,100 You are the smartest female I've ever met. 74 00:03:34,103 --> 00:03:36,553 And you know so much about the outside world. 75 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:39,521 For instance, what is internet? 76 00:03:39,517 --> 00:03:41,137 - NORA: Ah, the internet. 77 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:46,167 Um, the internet...is like a magical box. 78 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:49,722 And--and inside contains all the knowledge in the world. 79 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:52,214 - Maybe someday I will use internet 80 00:03:52,206 --> 00:03:54,026 to research my middle name. 81 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,484 - What's your middle name? - Bukkake. 82 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:57,972 - What? - Bukkake. 83 00:03:57,965 --> 00:03:59,755 My papa gave it to me just before 84 00:03:59,758 --> 00:04:01,718 he left for the outside world. 85 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:04,104 And I've always wondered... 86 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:05,453 what does it mean? 87 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:08,208 Do you know what Bukkake means? 88 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,096 - Yes. 89 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:11,663 Yes, I do. I do. 90 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:17,002 Bukkake, uh, was 91 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,970 a legendary bear 92 00:04:19,965 --> 00:04:23,785 who died for his, uh, bear wife 93 00:04:23,793 --> 00:04:27,833 in the--in battle. Wow. 94 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:32,067 - Praise the moons for internet. Praise the moons for Bukkake. 95 00:04:32,068 --> 00:04:35,968 - But also...we don't need the internet here. 96 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:39,785 In our community, we have family and trust. 97 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:41,593 And that's all we need. 98 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:45,856 - So, we have a problem. Have you seen the news? 99 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:48,792 It seems really bad out there. 100 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:51,763 - No. I've just been watching this new show on Netflix. 101 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,688 It's called Tiger King. 102 00:04:53,689 --> 00:04:55,589 - Oh, I love that show. 103 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,376 - Joe Exotic is so hot. 104 00:04:58,379 --> 00:05:01,339 - No spoilers. I'm on episode two! 105 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,244 - Focus! Stop the music. 106 00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:04,591 - [music stops] 107 00:05:04,586 --> 00:05:06,716 - Shall we tell the Union about this? 108 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:10,144 - I don't know, I mean, we're so isolated here. 109 00:05:10,137 --> 00:05:12,717 I don't think it's gonna affect us at all. 110 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:15,484 - Makes sense. But now we have another problem. 111 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,592 You know how the Union doesn't speak to their families anymore? 112 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,406 - Mm-hmm. - CALLISTO: Except for Nora. 113 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:22,173 Her grandma's really worried. 114 00:05:22,172 --> 00:05:24,862 She keeps writing about that in her letters. 115 00:05:24,862 --> 00:05:27,102 - Do we need to tell Nora? 116 00:05:27,103 --> 00:05:29,833 - No, she's been doing so well here. 117 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:32,027 I think it would just set her back. 118 00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:34,624 - Yeah, she does do a lot of work around the compound. 119 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:37,520 - She makes the best cactus bread. 120 00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:40,337 - She doesn't participate in any of our orgies, though. 121 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:41,974 - I know, right? 122 00:05:41,965 --> 00:05:43,615 - I need to set a virtual appointment 123 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:45,030 with my chiropractor. 124 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:47,904 I am getting too old for life on this farm. 125 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:50,406 - Well, you could use my new massage gun. 126 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:52,313 It's the best. 127 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,590 - PHOBOS: Stop calling it a massage gun because it is 128 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:58,516 a travel-sized vibrator which you bought off of Adam & Eve's 129 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:00,787 Winter Wonder Sale. 130 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:04,903 - Because it does winter wonders on my neck, bitch. 131 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:07,686 - Okay, ladies, could we stop hate-speeching each other? 132 00:06:07,689 --> 00:06:09,139 - Stuff it, Deimos. 133 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:11,857 And you still owe me $23 for that Instacart order. 134 00:06:11,862 --> 00:06:13,522 - DEIMOS: I Venmo'd you yesterday. 135 00:06:13,517 --> 00:06:15,757 - Oh, really? At TheRealPhobos3? 136 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:19,408 - Oh, goddamn it. I forgot the 3. 137 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,933 - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 138 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:22,831 What are we gonna do about these letters? 139 00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:24,787 - Simple. Burn them. 140 00:06:27,965 --> 00:06:31,475 - ♪ 141 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:32,832 - NORA: You know, I love it here. 142 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:38,617 But sometimes I...I do miss outside food. 143 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:42,240 Like Mountain Dew Baja Blast. 144 00:06:42,241 --> 00:06:43,931 It's my favorite soda. 145 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:45,591 - What does soda taste like? 146 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:49,616 - Like magical water with... 147 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:53,590 millions of tiny little bubbles in it. 148 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:55,586 - Like when I fart in the bath basin 149 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:57,586 and the bubbles emerge to the top? 150 00:06:57,586 --> 00:07:01,406 - No, no, not those bubbles. 151 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:03,173 - What else do you miss about the outside world? 152 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,548 - My grandma. 153 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,481 - You call for her at night. 154 00:07:08,482 --> 00:07:10,072 - I do? - Yes. 155 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,237 I know what you need. 156 00:07:14,241 --> 00:07:16,591 - No. Amos-- 157 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:19,206 - You need a little taste of home. 158 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,236 - Please, please, don't bring back fart water! 159 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:25,211 - It's a surprise! I'll be back, my love. 160 00:07:25,206 --> 00:07:26,996 - [door opens and shuts] 161 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,480 - [sighs] 162 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,072 - [crickets chirping] 163 00:07:31,965 --> 00:07:34,545 - Hello, Deimos! What are you doing this night? 164 00:07:34,551 --> 00:07:37,691 - Oh, I'm just doing a favor for Mistress Jupiter. 165 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:38,929 - Ah. 166 00:07:41,965 --> 00:07:45,785 Is this a letter for Nora? - Um, yes. 167 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:48,413 - My Nora? - Yes, Amos! 168 00:07:48,413 --> 00:07:50,833 Literally the only Nora here. 169 00:07:54,413 --> 00:07:55,863 - This is from her grandmother. 170 00:07:55,862 --> 00:07:59,932 - Yeah, so what? - Um, nothing. 171 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:05,337 - DEIMOS: Okay, well, let me know if you wanna thwomp later! 172 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:08,144 Been doing yoga, so I'm very flexible! 173 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:12,719 - Back so soon? 174 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:14,244 - Nora, I have something you should see. 175 00:08:14,241 --> 00:08:17,381 - Amos, if it is a raccoon, no more in this house. 176 00:08:17,379 --> 00:08:18,969 - It's not a raccoon. 177 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,165 - What? What is it? 178 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:27,137 What the-- 179 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:33,657 - GRANDMA: Dear Nora, 180 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:35,825 I'm not going to lie. 181 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:39,167 The last few days have really been tough. 182 00:08:39,172 --> 00:08:43,592 Wally was staying at Brenda's when the lockdown was announced. 183 00:08:43,586 --> 00:08:46,546 So he hasn't been able to come home. 184 00:08:46,551 --> 00:08:49,171 He'll drop off food, but he's scared 185 00:08:49,172 --> 00:08:51,692 he'll bring the virus in with him. 186 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:54,929 So he doesn't want to get too close to me. 187 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:58,691 He says it's not safe for me to go out anymore. 188 00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:01,929 So, I just look out the window sometimes. 189 00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:05,341 - [dog barks outside] - Aww! Hi, puppy! 190 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:08,104 I miss petting dogs. 191 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:11,593 I miss playing Chinese checkers with you. 192 00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:14,166 I miss family dinners. 193 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:17,282 In case things get worse, I'm trying to save on food, 194 00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:20,545 so I've been eating a lot of ramen. 195 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:24,591 I've been finding new ways to pass the time, though. 196 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:27,026 I'm knitting masks. 197 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:30,934 I made one that looks like a gross old pirate 198 00:09:30,931 --> 00:09:34,551 with a '70s mustache! [laughs] 199 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:37,241 And I'm watching a lot of TV. 200 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:41,931 Everything is terrible, but it's like there's nothing else to do. 201 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:46,311 He doesn't love you. He's just trying to get a visa! 202 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:51,450 The highlight of my day is writing my letters to you. 203 00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:54,518 I miss you. 204 00:09:54,517 --> 00:09:56,407 The nights are the hardest. 205 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:59,793 I've been having a lot of trouble falling asleep. 206 00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,663 The only thing that keeps me going 207 00:10:01,655 --> 00:10:04,615 is knowing that you're safe. 208 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,660 You won't get the virus out there. 209 00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:13,137 When I think about that, I'm able to get to sleep. 210 00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:15,687 - Oh my god. 211 00:10:15,689 --> 00:10:17,379 Oh my god, they all knew. 212 00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:20,829 Mistress Jupiter knew! And what's this about a virus? 213 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:24,337 - Nora...you should go. - What about you? 214 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:27,034 - It's too late for me to go to the outside world. 215 00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:30,624 But I will always love you, Nora Bukkake Lin. 216 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,410 - No, my--my-- my name wouldn't be-- 217 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,723 I wouldn't have that Bukkake-- 218 00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:35,174 - But we're married. I give you-- 219 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,662 - Last name. I get your last name. 220 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:37,995 - Oh! - Yeah, yeah. 221 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,210 - I see. Then you would be an Aynusslahfer. 222 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,546 - You know what? 223 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:46,311 Maybe I'll stick with the Nora Bukkake Lin. 224 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:47,620 - It's a beautiful name. 225 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,240 - NORA: Amos, I really have to go. 226 00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:53,761 But before I do, I think I should give this back to you. 227 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:58,928 Um, I know that you gave it to me out of love, but I want you-- 228 00:10:58,931 --> 00:11:01,381 - You really, you should take it. 229 00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:03,479 - Really, Amos? 230 00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:06,142 - Unless...it is my favorite one that I've ever found. 231 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:08,237 - Okay, just keep it, Amos! 232 00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:11,411 - ♪ 233 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,025 - Mistress Jupiter! 234 00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:17,764 How could you not tell me about this? 235 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,136 - Oh-- 236 00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:22,407 - Is that a fucking tablet? 237 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,343 - No, it's a baking sheet. 238 00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:27,414 - Oh, does your baking sheet have Evernote Premium? 239 00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:29,553 - All right. It's a tablet. You got me. 240 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:32,281 - I thought you guys said all this stuff was toxic. 241 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,965 - JUPITER: So we have the internet! 242 00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:36,025 We just got it because Phobos and Deimos 243 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:37,554 wanted to play Animal Crossing. 244 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,791 Plus I may have gotten really into Temple Run. 245 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:44,283 - You guys have just been lying the whole time while there's 246 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:47,095 a goddamn pandemic sweeping the world? 247 00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:51,453 - The virus isn't coming here. This doesn't affect us at all. 248 00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:52,758 - What about my grandma? 249 00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:54,858 - What about her? Think about yourself. 250 00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:57,212 You were doing so well, Nora. 251 00:11:57,206 --> 00:12:01,026 Don't you feel good? Don't you feel whole? 252 00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:04,904 - Yeah, I've been having a great time cooking and cleaning, 253 00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:06,476 chopping up wood, while you guys 254 00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:10,862 have sex with each other in a pyramid! 255 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,692 - You needed this, Nora. 256 00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:15,139 You finally found your true purpose. 257 00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:18,407 - No, 'cuz you guys are just a bunch of privileged, 258 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:23,033 post-hippie, ex-yuppie, people from Orange County 259 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,694 who came all up in here because they can. 260 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:28,519 But guess what? 261 00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:30,377 I can't. 262 00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:32,099 - I don't think it's a good idea to leave. 263 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:36,243 It looks like New York is closing its borders. 264 00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:37,411 - [ding] 265 00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:40,343 - Oh good, Deimos finally Venmo'd me. 266 00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:50,379 - ♪ 267 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:52,859 - [engine turns over] 268 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,450 - OPERATOR: Please say your name. 269 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,518 - Nora. 270 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:04,857 - [line trilling] 271 00:13:04,862 --> 00:13:06,412 - Grandma? 272 00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:07,523 - Nora? 273 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:08,787 - [static] 274 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:14,026 - Hey, Ma, I'm just dropping off some stuff from the store. 275 00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:15,794 You stay right there. - Okay. 276 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:18,623 - You still got that spray stuff I got you to kill all the germs? 277 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:21,170 - Yeah. - All right. 278 00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:24,382 - Can't you just stay for a few minutes? 279 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:27,449 - I gotta go, Ma. I love you, okay? 280 00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:29,208 We just gotta stick it out a few more weeks 281 00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:31,376 and everything will go back to normal. 282 00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:33,169 - Okay. 283 00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:34,832 - All right, I'll see you soon, Ma. 284 00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:42,999 - Hey! Where the fuck 285 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,070 are those Reese's Pieces I asked for? 286 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:47,448 - Hello, sir, howdy doody. 287 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:49,338 Wondering if you have a phone I could use. 288 00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:53,074 - No. Stand back. Where's your goddamn mask? 289 00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:55,788 - My mask? I'm not gonna cause you trouble. 290 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,453 I need a map or a phone! 291 00:13:57,448 --> 00:14:00,788 - Don't make me get my gun! - Okay, okay, I'm leaving! 292 00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:06,863 - ♪ 293 00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:08,862 - Okay. I don't need to make any stops 294 00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:12,002 'cause I'm gonna pee and shit right in this car. 295 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,930 - ♪ 296 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,930 - So, how you guys been? - Not so good. 297 00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:24,691 My grandkids are afraid to visit me and I'm afraid to go outside. 298 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,719 - Yeah, it's scary out there. 299 00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:28,384 - SIQI: Why I am a potato? 300 00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:31,689 - Wally won't even stay for longer than five minutes. 301 00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:35,279 He says it--if he stays longer, then the chance of infection 302 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,405 will increase by 100%! 303 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,833 - I've heard that if you drink hot tea, you can't catch it. 304 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,277 - Iris, can you move your screen? 305 00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:43,685 We can't see your face. 306 00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:45,209 - Is that better? 307 00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:47,026 - SIQI: How did I just become a cat? 308 00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:50,284 - Siqi! You are impossible! 309 00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:54,095 - What happened to Shu Shu? The screen is black. 310 00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:57,723 Well, at least we still have Helen! 311 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:59,594 Hi, Helen! 312 00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:00,926 [laughs] 313 00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:10,547 - Oh, which way? 314 00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:11,901 - [knocking] 315 00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:15,026 - Hi, Nora. I told you I'd see you again. 316 00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:17,034 - Wait are--are you the same psychic? 317 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,934 - I met your mom before you were born. 318 00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:20,971 I told her all about you. 319 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,715 - How did you know where I am? 320 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:24,384 - She asked me back then to check on you 321 00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:27,449 in times of trouble. I think you're gonna need this. 322 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:33,096 Just keep on going where you're going, Nora. 323 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,723 Go where life takes you. 324 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:46,624 - ♪ 325 00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:52,032 - WOMAN ON RADIO: There was blood all over the place. 326 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,454 It was on the walls and even on the ceiling. 327 00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,448 And the murderer had left a bloody note 328 00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:57,238 that simply said, "RIP." 329 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,927 - [sobs] - ♪ I don't wanna sleep ♪ 330 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:06,281 - I need to pee! Not in a funnel! 331 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,545 - [truck horn honks] - Oh, holy shit! 332 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,831 - ♪ 333 00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:14,067 - Bye, Ma! - Bye, Wally! 334 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,590 - Are you okay? 335 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,306 - Yeah. 336 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,310 Just worried about my mom. 337 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,860 - Yeah. 338 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,282 - And Nora, who's who the hell knows where in New Mexico. 339 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,211 I--I think I'm overwhelmed. 340 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:36,972 And you know, we were on track. 341 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,925 We were gonna get a place together 342 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,761 and now that's all fucking derailed! 343 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,408 - No! - I'm sorry. 344 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:45,693 I don't like you seeing me like this. 345 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:47,829 - It's one of the first things I saw about you, 346 00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:50,067 your dedication to your family. 347 00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,968 - Yeah, but I can't even be with them! 348 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,375 - I know. I know. 349 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,478 - What would I do if I didn't have you? 350 00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,792 - I don't know. - [laughs] 351 00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,383 - No, Wally, you're a great man. 352 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:06,379 And at this point in my life, that's all I care about. 353 00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:08,969 That and my sourdough starter. 354 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,995 It's true. 355 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,280 - I love you. - And I love you. 356 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:20,445 - That's something. - Yes, it is. 357 00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:23,378 - ♪ Games, changes ♪ 358 00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:28,239 - This is a good song! - Ah, Nora loves this song. 359 00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:29,551 - NORA: Come on, baby! 360 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,451 Come on, baby, don't die on me now! 361 00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:33,518 - ♪ I believe that fate ♪ 362 00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:36,997 - NORA: Almost there. I--I can smell it. 363 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,860 Shit, shit, shit! 364 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:43,902 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! 365 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:48,276 Oh, it's smoking. It's smoking. 366 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,995 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 367 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,405 Oh, that's so fucking tight! 368 00:17:55,793 --> 00:18:00,213 - ♪ I try to say goodbye and I choke ♪ 369 00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:03,446 ♪ Try to walk away and I stumble ♪ 370 00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:06,548 ♪ Though I try to hide it, it's clear ♪ 371 00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:10,381 ♪ My world crumbles when you are not near ♪ 372 00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:12,689 ♪ Goodbye and I choke ♪ 373 00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:15,659 ♪ I try to walk away and I stumble ♪ 374 00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:17,065 - Nora! - Hey. 375 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:18,658 - Haven't seen you in a while. Where you been? 376 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:20,165 - I'm a bubble person! - All right, whoa! 377 00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:21,692 - I'm a bubble person! - Okay, bubble. 378 00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,169 - I'll talk to you later, I'll email you. 379 00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,832 - Okay, bye. 380 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:27,587 - ♪ 381 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,336 - Grandma? 382 00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:30,594 Grandma? 383 00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:35,026 - ♪ 384 00:18:35,034 --> 00:18:36,524 - Grandma? 385 00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:39,414 Grandma? 386 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,970 Grandma? 387 00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:53,025 - ♪ 388 00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:01,135 - Wake up, Grandma. 389 00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:03,687 Wake up, slippyhead! 390 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:06,029 - Garbage Boy? 391 00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:07,974 - No. 392 00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:09,755 - Nora? 393 00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,308 Nor--Nora! 394 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,720 - I drove all the way from New Mexico. 395 00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:14,384 And--and I didn't make any stops. 396 00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:17,659 And I didn't touch anyone. And I'm not infected. 397 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:22,205 - I don't care! I love you, Bao Bao! Oh! 398 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,235 - I'm home, Grandma. 399 00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:27,451 - [sniffs] Oh. - What? 400 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:29,208 - Oh, oh, oh. - What? 401 00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,166 - You smell terrible! 402 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:34,972 - Yeah, because I just ran here from Flushing Meadows Park. 403 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,305 I've been taking little birdbaths in a cesspool 404 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,000 for ducks. 405 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,310 - Oh, okay, well, why don't you go take a shower, dude? 406 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,760 And take off your damn shoes! 407 00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:46,758 You're not supposed to wear 'em in the house. 408 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,548 Ooh! - This one melted on to my foot. 409 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,070 - NORA: It's just--it's such a mischievous play, 410 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:58,278 because I--I--I could either jump you or I can block you. 411 00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:02,375 And I don't--I'm not sure, uh, which one to do. 412 00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:04,659 And it-- - [whines] 413 00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:07,305 Hurry up already! - Yeah, hurry up. 414 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,720 We're all waiting for you, princess. 415 00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:11,214 Come on! - Okay, okay. 416 00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:15,166 - EDMUND: Uh oh! Don't make the wrong move. 417 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,482 - BRENDA: Oh, I just saw it! 418 00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,212 - Mm, yup, it's pretty obvious. 419 00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:22,966 - I am a Bobby Fischer at Chinese checkers, okay? 420 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,275 Don't question me! 421 00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,655 - Can you just go in this century? 422 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:28,095 - You guys ready for some magic? 423 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:32,616 - Oh, come on! 424 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,970 - [laughs] Oh no! 425 00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:37,305 - [laughs gleefully] 426 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,860 - No. Oh, don't showboat. 427 00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:44,482 - Here, and here, and here, and here, and here. 428 00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:45,282 [laughs] 429 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:46,445 - BRENDA: Whoo! 430 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:49,168 - I win! Suck it, everybody! 431 00:20:49,172 --> 00:20:50,762 - Oh, you're such a dumbass, Nora. 432 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:51,788 I was gonna win! 433 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,213 - NORA: Oh, I'm a dumbass? 434 00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:55,406 You didn't do shit, dude! Look at your green. 435 00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:56,933 - Hey, how about another one, everybody? 436 00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,141 - Yeah. 437 00:20:58,137 --> 00:20:59,477 - [clapping] - This is fun. 438 00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:00,792 - Okay, one more round. One more round. 439 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,413 - No, no, I'm winner. I'm getting tired. 440 00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:05,003 - One out of three, one out of three. 441 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,240 One out of three, one out of three! 442 00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:07,521 Come on, I gotta redeem myself here! 443 00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:12,121 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32083

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