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Hey, honey.
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Do you suppose you could slam the door
a little louder?
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Wow. Somebody's stressed out.
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Oh, paying the bills.
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Your time of the month.
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I don't think we can take
our family vacation.
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Our college funds aren't growing.
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We make a good living.
Money shouldn't be such an issue.
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It's an issue for anyone who wants
to send their kids to college.
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Even party schools
are 30 grand a year these days.
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At this rate, Bridget's gonna have to go
to a junior party school.
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Oh, great, you're here.
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Kids, Cate, I've got
some disappointing news.
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We're gonna have to
do some belt tightening,
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and I don't think that we can go
to the cabin at the lake this year.
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I said I don't think we can go
to the cabin at the lake this year.
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- No, Dad.
- It's terrible.
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Nuts.
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Guys, you're really gonna have to
work on your fake disappointment.
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Mom, Dad, Bridget and I have an idea
on how we can save money around here.
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How? By talking less on the phone?
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Close. Going to Florida
for Spring Break!
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How is that close?
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If we're in Florida,
we can't be here talking on the phone.
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Plus, it won't cost you anything.
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We can get tickets
using frequent flyer miles.
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Miles I earned by talking on the phone.
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And charging clothes
to my credit card.
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And Mom's.
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You know, girls,
even if money wasn't an issue,
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Do you really think we would let you
go to Florida unsupervised?
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But I visualized it!
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You're not going.
End of discussion!
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Easy. You don't have to
get all Great Santini on us.
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Yeah. Great Santini.
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Hey, who's Great Santini?
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Man, no lake this year.
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This was one of our last shots
at a family vacation.
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In a couple years
the girls will be at college.
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No, they won't.
We don't have any money.
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[groans] Oh, God.
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But you know,
they just gave me a good idea.
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We could all go to Florida and stay for
free at my parents' house in Sarasota.
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Vacation with your parents?
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That's not how I visualized it!
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But honey, you need a break.
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I know. I'd love us all to be together.
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- I don't know.
- My parents won't be there.
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They're going on a cruise.
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Kids, good news.
We're going to Florida!
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Well, here we are, God's waiting room.
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It smells like 1945 in here.
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Everyone in this place
looks like they host 60 Minutes.
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I'm gonna do a recon. Sometimes
Grandpa drops money he can't pick up.
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Look at all these photos.
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There's a great one of you and the kids.
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Ted and your sister.
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Ted and your sister.
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Ooh! Your sister and Ted.
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In front of Ted's bank.
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It's a shrine to Ted.
Not one picture of me.
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Well, look. Here's one of all of us.
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Honey, that's just my right eye.
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Mom couldn't fit everyone in.
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It was my birthday.
I was blowing out the candles.
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It's all right. No hard feelings.
I'm here to have a good time.
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Ooh, nice picture of Ted, though.
With our kids.
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There's a chair in the shower.
What's that all about?
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Kerry, let's go see the pool.
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I'll go with you.
I'm gonna check out the babes.
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My God, which ones are the men?
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Cate, when was this photo taken?
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Oh. College. Sophomore year.
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Oh, right. We don't talk
about sophomore year.
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When you broke up with me
to see other people.
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- I changed my mind, didn't I?
- A little too late.
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Called me up, put the phone to the
stereo so I could hear Baby Come Back.
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- I was in pain.
- Good. A taste of your own medicine.
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Look, you want to talk...
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This is why we don't
talk about sophomore year.
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I know. It's ridiculous.
We're on vacation.
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We're gonna have a good time.
The kids are gone.
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Your parents aren't here.
What do you say we relive junior year?
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Oh, yeah, Maneater.
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- Look out, here I come.
- [phone rings]
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Hang on.
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Hello.
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Uh, no, they're on a cruise.
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Yeah, this is their son-in-law.
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No, not the banker.
The other son-in-law.
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Yes, they do.
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Yes, they do!
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Yes, they do!
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Hey, Magnum.
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Where's T. C?
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[false laughter]
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I'm just gonna sit on the veranda
and read a book.
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What have they got here?
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Life Begins at 50.
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Life Begins at 60.
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Life Begins at 70 and...
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...Cryogenics.
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- Kerry and I are going to the beach.
- OK.
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But I expect you girls to carry
yourselves like Hennessy women.
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If I find out
that you were anywhere near a party,
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I'm gonna make you take long walks with
your father while he wears that shirt.
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And I have matching shorts.
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Eew. Kerry, come on.
We're missing the peak tanning hours.
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I'm ready.
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For what, beekeeping?
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Do not tease your sister.
She has fair skin.
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All right, go on.
Have fun, Bridget.
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And you too, Casper.
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- I'm off to the beach with Jake.
- Who's Jake?
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- A friend I made at the pool.
- Wait a second, Rory.
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- We don't know this Jake.
- We should meet his parents first.
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OK.
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Jake, my folks would like
to meet your parents.
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Got a Ouija board?
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That's Jake. You're Jake?
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Yes, sir, Jake Fisher, apartment 14-H.
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You've got a nice polite boy here.
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So, can I go?
Jake's gonna teach me about the ocean.
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He was in the Pacific
during World War II.
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Iwo Jima. Ring any bells?
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Oh, well, I guess it's OK.
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How can we say no to a member
of the Greatest Generation?
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You're very kind. And I must say,
it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
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I've heard so much about Paul,
the hugely successful son-in-law.
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- See?
- You've read my column?
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Column? I thought you were a banker.
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Can you believe that,
all those college kids drinking
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and blocking traffic?
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Paul, were you driving
with your arm out the window?
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Yeah, why?
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Oh, my God.
It was only for ten minutes.
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Hey, Mom, Dad.
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Did you dip your arm in paint?
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- How was hanging out with Jake?
- Great.
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Being old is cool. You get to
yell at people, park anywhere,
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take your teeth out.
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I can't wait.
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I'm two different colors. I look like
one of Garth Brooks' shirts.
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I'm Cameron Hughes
in downtown Sarasota,
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where I'm surrounded by
the annual horde of spring breakers.
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Cate, take a look at this.
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It's pandemonium here.
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This was the scene an hour ago,
when we first arrived at Beach Balls,
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a popular local bar.
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The styles may have changed
but the behavior has not.
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- How do local residents feel?
- Do you see that girl?
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Oh, yeah. Talk about "news flash."
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Rory!
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She can't even be out of high school.
She's about the same age as...
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As a matter of fact, she looks like...
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...a lot like...
- [both] Bridget!
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[groans]
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You don't think that's me, do you?
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- Of course not.
- No.
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- That is you!
- Definitely.
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- That is not me.
- Yeah.
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That girl has a tattoo. Bridget doesn't
have a tattoo... that you know of.
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Yeah. All right.
Yeah, you're right.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry isn't good enough.
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I'm hurt. How could you think that
we could blatantly disobey your orders?
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What do we have to do
to earn your trust?
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Start by blocking the TV.
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[woman] For one month our peaceful
beach community is taken over
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by unruly college students
who party literally around the clock.
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- Bridget!
- It's a funny story, actually.
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We were on the beach,
minding our own business
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when this guy came over
and asked us to change a light bulb.
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So we went over to his bar
and I got up on his shoulders,
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- then this news crew came in and...
- Please stop.
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So much for my family vacation.
I don't even know who my daughters are.
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[woman] As you can see
by this archive footage,
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college students have been going wild
in Sarasota for decades.
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Girls, you can just
kiss Spring Break goodbye.
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You are grounded.
I have never been more disappointed.
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Look at that girl. Awesome.
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That's not awesome, that's...
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- [both] Mom?!
- [groans]
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That's what you meant by carrying
yourself like a Hennessy woman?
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You were going to town
on that beer, Mom.
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That was a long time ago.
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And that makes it OK?
You are such a hypocrite.
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Plus you say one thing
and do something else.
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Oh, my God, you're a...
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- I know you're upset.
- A Bridget!
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- Beekeeper!
- Cate!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Look, it was a long time ago.
I was in college.
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I mean, you were really chugging it.
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Kids, that's enough.
I want you all to clean up for dinner.
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- You can show your mother some respect.
- Thank you, Paul.
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More respect than she shows herself.
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- Oh, don't you start with me.
- Hang on a second.
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College? We were dating
when you were in college.
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- Yeah, well, not during...
- Sophomore year.
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I thought you stayed in and cried
the entire time.
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Oh, come on.
Who really does that?
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I did.
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Well, you grieved your way
and I grieved mine.
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All these years your family led me
to believe that I destroyed you
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and you were holed up
suffering for a month.
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I was. They didn't film that part.
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Paul, what am I gonna tell the girls?
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Paul?
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So while I was in my room
listening to The Best of Bread,
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staring at that photo of us
at the medieval fair,
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you were out doing God knows what.
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I think we have bigger fish to fry.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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I should be counting my blessings
that you didn't meet someone.
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Oh, my God.
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- Did you love him?
- It was one date.
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My mom fixed me up.
He was a total nerd.
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Nothing happened.
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- I mean, his name was Byron.
- Byron?
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So, did you love him?
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Can we focus on what's important here?
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I have become an excuse
for the girls to behave badly.
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How am I supposed to discipline them
without sounding hypocritical?
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So, where did Byron take you?
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Girls, good. I wanted to talk to you
about what happened yesterday.
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Can it wait? We're going swimming
with our tops on.
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Well, maybe.
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Girls. Girls!
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Paul, did you see the way
they just treated me?
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Wow. It's almost as if
you exposed your breasts on TV
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and then tried to preach morality.
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That milk was here before we arrived.
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I know. I like it chunky.
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[knocking]
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- Sir, does he belong to you?
- Rory. Officer, what happened?
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We had a report of water balloons being
thrown at young women wearing t-shirts.
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Rory Joseph Hennessy!
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Actually, he was filling them up
for this guy.
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- You?
- I was having flashbacks.
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You'd think a World War II veteran
would conduct himself with more dignity.
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Jake, not the World War II story again?
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Why won't you ever believe me?
I was on the beaches at Normandy,
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me and Tom Hanks.
243
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,754
Why, just thinking about it, I...
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I better sit down.
Where's your shower?
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I think you better leave.
246
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If it wasn't for me,
you'd have said that in German.
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Go to your room.
Jake's been a bad influence on you.
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Dagnabbit!
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Jake's harmless.
I've known him for years.
250
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- Are you OK, sir?
- It's just that I'm in the middle
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of the worst vacation ever.
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I came down here because I wanted one
last hurrah as head of a happy family.
253
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And what did I get?
Kicked in the teeth, pal.
254
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- Kicked in the teeth.
- I meant your arm.
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Paul, did you see where I put my hat?
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Cate, is that you?
257
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Byron?
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- Yeah.
- Byron?!
259
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I hate Florida.
260
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- It is you.
- [chuckles nervously]
261
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,611
Wow. Byron, you really look different.
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Really?
Maybe I lost a little muscle mass,
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but you can't be a bodybuilder forever.
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Boy, don't I know that.
I tell you.
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I've got a shoulder injury.
How much did you bench?
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[woman] Seven-Adam-12, we have
a 9-2-2 in progress on Ocean.
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Please respond.
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Copy that.
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We have an elderly woman
driving with her blinker on.
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I'm gonna have to go.
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Cate, it was really good
seeing you again.
272
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- The nerd?
- He used to wear glasses.
273
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Did you check out that policeman?
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Attention all cars,
there's a hottie in progress.
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Hallelujah.
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All right.
Hands where I can see them.
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[all] Byron!
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Sandy, how about a beer?
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- Oh, hi.
- Oh, hey!
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- Byron.
- Yeah. Yeah.
281
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How funny that I went on a date
with your wife?
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Hilarious.
283
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:19,113
Ooh, I guess that sort of adds
to the bad day you were having.
284
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A little. It's not you.
285
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It's just, you live
with somebody 20 years.
286
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Do you really know them?
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00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:29,692
I don't know, maybe Cate wishes she
married someone more fun, successful,
288
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- better-looking...
- Thanks.
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- I meant in general.
- Come on, what's wrong with you?
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- We went on one date.
- How did it go?
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- There was definitely chemistry.
- Chemistry.
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She wore this miniskirt.
293
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Whoo!
294
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And after "Whoo!"?
295
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,746
Well, we had a nice dinner
and some drinks.
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Then that song, Baby Come Back,
starts playing on the jukebox,
297
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and she starts crying.
298
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:04,489
She starts talking about this boyfriend
she has in Michigan.
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How cute he was,
how much she missed him and uhh!
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Cute? Not handsome or rugged?
But I interrupted.
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- You go ahead.
- That's it. End of story.
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- Took her home, called it a night.
- Never saw her again?
303
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- I saw her a couple nights later.
- Terrific. Second date.
304
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,345
No. I had to arrest her
in a bar for flashing.
305
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,479
- So, it was strictly professional.
- Oh, yeah.
306
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,350
I can't say that I'm sorry
your date turned out bad.
307
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I'll tell you about a bad date.
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December 7, 1941.
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Me and Ben Affleck,
fighting side by side.
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As luck would have it,
over the same girls.
311
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What are you watching?
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Murder, She Wrote.
313
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Jake would have wanted it that way.
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00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:02,845
Look, Rory, I know you enjoy
hanging out with Jake.
315
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,719
But your father and I just
want you to spend some time
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with someone a little more mature.
317
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Come on, cheer up.
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- Have some hard candy.
- Hard candy!
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Girls, come in here.
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What are you doing here?
321
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:32,406
I thought you'd be at Senor Swanky's
for two-for-one tequila slammers.
322
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,543
All right. Sit.
323
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,952
I think it's time we had a little talk.
324
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,454
OK, look. It's true.
325
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,556
When I was a young woman
there were a few moments
326
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:51,729
where my behavior could have been
described as "spirited."
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00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,972
"Spirited?" You flashed a news camera.
328
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,705
Fine. I was a little wild.
329
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,607
You're our mother.
330
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:03,045
But my behavior, no matter how immature,
331
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:06,744
does not give you a free pass
to behave badly.
332
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,844
Yes, it does.
333
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,221
Look, you guys,
I did some stupid things that I regret.
334
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:16,261
Maybe you could just learn
from my regrets.
335
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,065
Or we could do them
and learn from our own regrets.
336
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:26,132
Does it really look like
I'm having a good time on that video?
337
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,036
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
338
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,666
OK.
339
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,300
I'm gonna start over.
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00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:37,037
Do as I say, not as I do, or you'll
never see daylight again. You got it?
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00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,519
- Got it.
- Got it.
342
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:45,056
- But why did you act like that?
- I don't know.
343
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,454
Back then I was confused.
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Maybe unhappy.
345
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,327
You know, when your father and I
broke up for that year...
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00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,266
And if you ever tell him this,
so help me God...
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00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,469
...I was crushed.
348
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:07,409
And I was not gonna let any man
think he had the upper hand.
349
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So you showed your breasts in public!
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Basically.
351
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,581
I wasn't being honest with myself.
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00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,184
I'd changed.
I wasn't that party girl anymore.
353
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:26,493
And it was right about that time that
I realized I missed your father.
354
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,726
- That I was in love with him.
- Barf.
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In fact, it came to me
that night I went out with the cop.
356
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,467
You went out with Officer Biceps?
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00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,345
And you're our mother!
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00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:44,473
Just think, if you'd married him,
I'd be even hotter!
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00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,912
Yeah, that's how genetics works.
360
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,713
Oh, hey, everyone.
361
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,021
- You have the talk with the girls?
- Yeah.
362
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,391
- I think I got through to them.
- Good.
363
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,958
Girls, your father and I need a moment.
364
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,501
Don't mind us.
365
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:08,099
We're gonna talk
about mushy marriage stuff.
366
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,342
- I may kiss him.
- OK. goodbye.
367
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:19,580
Paul, honey, I'm really sorry that this
vacation wasn't all you hoped for.
368
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:23,485
You know, I went for a walk
and it came to me.
369
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,581
This was the best vacation ever.
370
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:30,025
I'm in Florida with my whole family
and best of all,
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00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,857
I get the girl in the end.
372
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:34,288
You went to a bar.
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00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,458
One. I had one.
374
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,198
I love you, Cate.
375
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:43,770
I love you, Byron.
376
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,902
- Did you just say that?
- You know me, I'm a wild girl!
377
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,386
Andy Rooney, you are right again.
378
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,618
[channel changes]
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00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,922
- Hey, I was here first.
- Tough luck, gramps.
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00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:06,158
[woman] We're back here at Beach Balls
where the party rages on.
381
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,565
And, as you can see, Spring Break
isn't just for college kids anymore.
382
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:14,665
- Mom?
- Dad?
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00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,585
[groaning]
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