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Hey, honey. Look at this stun gun.
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It's able to incapacitate someone
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with a bone-rattling
yet non-lethal burst of electricity.
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You're not still fantasizing
about punishing Kyle, are you?
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Why? Just because he cheated on my
daughter with my other daughter? Never.
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Do you think this thing could go
through a snowboard jacket?
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Paul, have you ever heard the expression
"Two wrongs don't make a right"?
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- Ooh! A crossbow! This is...
- Give me that.
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Look, what Kyle did was wrong,
but all teenage boys make mistakes.
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Not all.
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[scoffs] Paul, your yearbook quote
was "Born to boogie."
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Hey, disco was not my mistake,
it was the mistake of a nation.
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Paul, I am really worried
about the girls.
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They are in uncharted territory here.
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A fight like this could
ruin their relationship for years.
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- Don't you think you're overreacting?
- Says the man with the crossbow.
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I really don't think I'm overreacting.
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Bridget won't even speak
to Kerry anymore.
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The silent treatment.
I like the sound of that.
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Kyle kissed me. I didn't kiss him.
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Bridget, you can't hate me forever.
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Yes, I can.
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You stole my boyfriend,
made me a laughingstock at school,
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and worst, you did it wearing my top!
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Mom! Dad!
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- Get them on your side.
- It was not my fault.
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- It matter that you ruined my life?
- If you'd pay attention
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instead of flirting with boys
who wouldn't go out with you.
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Yeah, right, Bridget.
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I'm telling you, Cate, crossbow.
Crossbow, and the problem goes away.
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Uh, Paul, could you hand me that bowl?
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Paul?
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I'm sorry, honey,
did you say something?
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- You're wearing earplugs?
- Yeah.
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Turns out Bridget's
not that great at the silent treatment.
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I don't think you realize
how difficult this is.
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Hello, I'm wearing earplugs.
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For the girls!
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Paul, Bridget is hurt
and Kerry's confused.
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I keep trying to get them to have
a real conversation about it,
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and... Ugh!
I just don't know what to do.
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I know what to do.
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You're not killing Kyle.
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Fine. Let's do it your way
and be there for them.
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Rory, those jeans are a mess.
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What?
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I'm taking you shopping.
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I think I'm a little too old
to go shopping with my mom.
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Yeah, maybe.
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But last time I gave you money
for pants, you bought a surfboard.
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- It was on sale.
- We live in Michigan.
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Now.
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Here.
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We're trusting you
with this money, all right?
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Don't worry, I won't spend it
on anything stupid.
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Hello, wet suits.
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Good morning, Beach.
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Bridge, I'm making mac and cheese
for dinner tonight, your favorite.
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That's the other girl's favorite,
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the backstabbing boyfriend stealer
you force me to share a room with.
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Honey, I'm here if you want to talk,
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'cause I realize that you're
really upset with Kerry.
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- Kerry? Who's Kerry?
- The backstabbing boyfriend stealer.
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She knows, Rory. She knows.
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Oh, so I was just rubbing it in.
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I'm going to Ashley's for support.
She went through the same thing.
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Kerry kissed Ashley's boyfriend too?
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Man, she gets around.
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Rory, stop that!
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Hey, Kerry. I'm making
mac and cheese tonight, your favorite.
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- I hate mac and cheese.
- Really?
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Plus, I'm gonna go see a movie
with Megan tonight.
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Can you take me?
I need to get some clothes.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Rory, wait a minute.
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- I'm making mac and cheese...
- It's not my favorite either.
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OK, somebody here loves
mac and cheese. Who is it?!
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[doorbell rings]
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You.
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Mr. Hennessy.
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You came after my family.
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And nobody, I repeat,
nobody comes after my family.
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[nervous chuckle]
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What, are you gonna have me whacked?
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Sir?
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What do you want? Kerry's not here.
Oh, and I don't have any more sisters.
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[laughs]
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Nice one.
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- Bridget, we really need to talk.
- Ha! Talk to the hand.
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No one does that anymore, Dad.
That's lame.
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- Lame.
- OK, you want to talk?
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You're a slut, you jumped my sister,
I never want to see you again.
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Wow! We did need to talk.
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Give me five minutes,
that's all I'm asking.
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[sighing] Can you excuse us?
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Make it four minutes.
I'll be right upstairs.
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- Is that your snowboard jacket?
- Yeah.
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Thin, that's good.
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OK, talk.
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You totally made me feel
like an outsider at that party.
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And then I ran into Kerry and
she's, like, always an outsider,
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so... I don't know,
I guess we just bonded.
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Bonded? Bonded is like,
"You like that band? Me too"
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not "Hi, I'm dating your sister,
let's make out."
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I swear, it didn't mean anything.
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You kissed my sister. My sister!
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- Some things can't be forgiven.
- [Paul] Three minutes left.
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Listen, I'm apartment-sitting
for my brother.
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I'll be here tonight if you
want to stop by and really talk.
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Don't count on it.
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Man! Great time to get the apartment.
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Cate, this was a spectacular dinner.
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Great food, wine, candlelight.
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Uh... Happy anniversary.
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Your surprise hasn't come yet.
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Well, let's hope it gets here by July,
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when we were married.
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Honey, I was just thinking,
with the kids going out
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and no craziness for a while,
we could have a romantic dinner.
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And then, later, maybe...
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...in the words of Marvin Gaye,
there could be some, uh...
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Tears of a Clown?
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- Sexual Healing.
- Oh, right! Yeah.
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No, Tears of a Clown
was by The Miracles.
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Actually, Smokey Robinson
and The Miracles...
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Paul, this would be
a really good time to kiss me.
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- Oh, right.
- [horn honking]
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It's Megan's sister. Barf.
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- Rory, let's go!
- Just be home on time.
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See ya. Oh, by the way,
one of my sources tells me
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that Kyle is staying
at his brother's bachelor pad,
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- and he invited Bridget over tonight.
- What source is that, Rory?
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You hiding in the closet?
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I'm like a Navy SEAL.
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Here's the address.
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Well, so much for our romantic evening.
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What do you mean?
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Aren't you going to obsess
about Bridget going to Kyle's?
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You forget. I saw the breakup.
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Bridget ripped out Kyle's heart
and stomped on it.
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It was beautiful.
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- This is really nice.
- I know.
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Bridget broke up with Kyle.
All is right with the world.
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Paul, romantic evening.
I made the damn dinner.
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- Focus.
- Sorry.
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You don't think Bridget's
going over there tonight, do you?
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[sighs] No, I don't.
Come on, honey, stop worrying.
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Nothing's gonna happen tonight
with Bridget or Kyle or Kerry.
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Right.
Why'd you throw Kerry in there?
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- I did not...
- Kerry's the one he kissed.
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Maybe she's going over there
for a little Tears of a Clown.
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- It's Sexual Healing.
- That's even worse.
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I've been stressing
about the girls all week.
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Can't we have a little quality time
before I stress about them again?
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It's a nightmare, both my daughters
at some swinging bachelor's pad
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in a sleazy love triangle.
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[scoffs] This is the worst
Tears of a Clown I've ever had.
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It just...
I'm going to finish the cake.
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- Love you.
- Don't care.
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[man] And now, more episodes
of your favorite television classics.
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- [man] # Come and knock on our door
- [woman] # Come and knock on our door
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- [man] # We've been waiting for you
- [woman] # We've been waiting for you
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- [pounding on door]
- [Paul] Kyle! Open up!
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I know you've got
both my daughters in there.
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- [pounding]
- Kyle!
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This place looks familiar.
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What are you doing here?
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I should ask you the same question.
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What do you mean?
We live together.
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- [man] # Down at our rendezvous
- [woman] # Down at our rendezvous
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[both] # Three's company, too #
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Wait, wait, wait,
let me get this straight.
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The three of you... live here?
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Uh-huh. And you're our landlord.
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I am?
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I hope so, or someone else
is cashing our rent checks.
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[laughing, snorting]
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Let me tell you, no daughters of mine
are living with this guy.
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I'm packing your bags.
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Wait, wait, wait! No, it's not
what you think. Is it, Bridget?
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Uh... No... Yes... Uh...
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Kyle...
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- Kyle's gay.
- He is?
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I am?
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I mean, I am. Very.
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Oh, my, look at those drapes.
They're filthy.
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Wait a minute!
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You expect me to believe
that three single people
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are living under the same roof
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and nothing is gonna happen
because he's gay?
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As crazy a premise as that sounds, yes.
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I'll buy it.
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I always knew you were
a little tutti-frutti.
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[knock on door]
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- Who is it?
- [Cate] It's Cate.
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I'll get it.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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Hi, Kyle.
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- So there you are.
- What's the deal with that dress?
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I always wear these.
In fact, I never wear anything else.
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Ever.
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Guess what? Turns out Kyle's gay,
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so we don't have to worry about
any hanky-panky going on.
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Mmm. I haven't worried about any
hanky-panky since our honeymoon.
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And even then,
I didn't have to worry about much.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna go water my plants
and have black hair.
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Oh, can you take a look at this
light switch? It won't turn on.
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You got the wrong man for that job.
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Sure thing. I'll fix it.
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Thanks, it's so great to have
a man around the house.
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Get away from me!
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Cate, there is something weird
going on with these three.
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I'd like to do something weird
with three people,
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especially if it involved my tennis pro
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and that bagger from the supermarket.
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Wow, something smells good.
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Thanks. I made Kerry some
homemade cinnamon buns.
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She's been really down
since her fern died.
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That's so sweet.
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I still think there's
something fishy going on here.
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Oh, you're always so suspicious.
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[Bridget] Ooh,
those are some great buns.
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Ooh, Mama likes.
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Shh.
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[Bridget] Wow,
they're so round and firm.
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[Kyle] Why don't you
go ahead and grab one?
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[Bridget] Kyle,
I thought you'd never ask.
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Mmm... This is just
what I've been needing.
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Why don't we get Kerry in here?
I've got enough for the both of you.
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Just as I suspected.
Get your hands off those...
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...cinnamon buns. They're fattening.
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What's wrong?
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I just thought you were...
[stuttering] Fum... fumfer...
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Oh! You just overheard something
and assumed it meant something else.
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It was a misunderstanding.
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That happens a lot around here.
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No, no, no, I don't care.
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There's something about this living
situation that's a little too weird.
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00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,108
[stammering, clears throat]
240
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,644
Well, what's so weird about it?
241
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,708
Hola!
242
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,945
Rory!
243
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,113
This is Inga and this is Helga.
244
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,851
I just met them
down at the Regal Beagle.
245
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:23,452
They're Swedish and they're twins.
246
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,754
Say hello, sisters.
247
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:30,393
- [both speaking Swedish]
- I love it when they do that!
248
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,294
Rory...
249
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,499
Kyle, what do you say we take
these ladies out for a little...
250
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:36,939
...night on the town?
251
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,602
Why would Kyle be interested? He's gay.
252
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,407
Kyle? [chuckles]
253
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,640
Gay?
254
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,813
Are you kiddin' me? This guy's
the biggest ladies' man in town.
255
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,755
- He's what?!
- I'm afraid he's right.
256
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,351
I just acted like I was gay so
I could have both of your daughters.
257
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,691
- Right, girls?
- [both] Right.
258
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,499
[screams]
259
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,932
[gasps]
260
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,935
- [pounding on door]
- [Paul] Kyle! Open up.
261
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,269
I know you're in there.
262
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,117
Mr. Hennessy.
263
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,555
Before you come any closer,
264
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:27,319
there's a letter at my house
instructing the police
265
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,623
to question you
in the event of my death.
266
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,459
- Where's Bridget?
- She's not here. We broke up, remember?
267
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,191
- [shuffling]
- Then what is that?
268
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,927
Bridget, get out here.
269
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,366
- Kerry?
- Dad.
270
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,994
Kyle.
271
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:42,131
I have one question for you.
Are you gay?
272
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,175
- No.
- Wrong answer.
273
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,512
- [knock on door]
- I'll get it.
274
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,811
- Dad?
- Bridget.
275
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,852
- Kerry.
- Kyle!
276
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,411
- You are dead!
- You are dead!
277
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,423
- It's not what it looks like.
- It's not what it looks like.
278
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,924
Sweet. This is better than my birthday.
279
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,330
- Rory, get in the car.
- Oh, man.
280
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,695
Give me this.
281
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:12,395
All right, I want somebody
to tell me what is going on here.
282
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,634
Isn't it obvious? She came
to finish stealing my boyfriend.
283
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,268
Right. That's why I brought
our little brother.
284
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,073
I didn't say you were good at it.
285
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:24,949
The reason I came here was to try
and fix things between you and Kyle.
286
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,918
- Oh, please.
- Please stop shutting me out.
287
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,217
I can't stand you hating me.
288
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,788
Is she still here?
289
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,489
Wait... Kerry! I'm not through with you,
290
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,962
and I'm following you home. Kerry!
291
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,762
- So, I guess...
- No, don't.
292
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,964
I just came here
to give this back to you.
293
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,971
Now we're officially broken up.
294
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,009
Wow.
295
00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,374
Well, I guess we both knew
that was coming.
296
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,151
I don't think we should be
exclusive right now.
297
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,320
Are we still friends?
298
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,489
I hope so.
299
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:11,928
- So we can still hang out, right?
- In a little while.
300
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,499
I just don't want anybody to get hurt.
301
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:20,496
- 'Cause I think we're mature enough...
- No. My dad really wants to hurt you.
302
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,506
[Paul] Let's go, Bridget!
303
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,240
I gotta go.
304
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:39,682
Kids, do me a favor.
If your mom asks, I didn't go to Kyle's.
305
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,317
Tell her that I went to the store
for some milk.
306
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,919
Right. Mom, Dad didn't go to Kyle's.
307
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,362
He went out for milk.
308
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,730
Honey, you're up.
309
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,494
- That's mine!
- No, it's not.
310
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,199
- It is.
- So I'm taking something
311
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,435
that belongs to you.
That sounds familiar!
312
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:01,604
This ends now! You two are making
this house unbearable for all of us.
313
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,614
I'm kind of enjoying it.
314
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,346
Rory, wait in the car.
315
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,319
- But we're home.
- In the car!
316
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,751
- Give it back, boyfriend stealer!
- I have done all I can...
317
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,558
- Is someone talking to me?
- OK, look.
318
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,894
You know you're gonna
get over this, right?
319
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,059
- I seriously doubt it.
- Really?
320
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,695
Honey, do you remember
that Merry Melanie doll
321
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,863
- you had when you were little?
- Yeah.
322
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,205
- I remember Kerry ripping its arm off.
- By accident.
323
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,302
And you swore that you would
never speak to Kerry again.
324
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:37,246
Do you know how long that lasted?
Three hours.
325
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,575
- It was just a doll.
- Right.
326
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:45,180
And one day you're gonna be saying
that Kyle was just a boyfriend.
327
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,590
Now look, I know this is
a huge deal right now.
328
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:52,187
But, the fact is, you're
gonna have a lot of boyfriends.
329
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,256
Oh, that's true.
330
00:18:57,002 --> 00:19:00,335
But you are never
gonna have another sister.
331
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,004
Tears of a Clown notwithstanding.
332
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,244
Please, Bridget?
333
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,180
Well, I guess I can't be
mad at you forever.
334
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,176
Maybe it was partly my fault.
335
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:17,016
Maybe I was ignoring Kyle
just to drive him away.
336
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,581
I just didn't think
I'd drive him to my sister.
337
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,559
Well, honey, what did you expect,
338
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:27,292
that he'd pine for you
the rest of his life and die alone?
339
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,664
Uh-huh.
340
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,297
It's a girl thing.
341
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,640
So are we OK?
342
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:38,266
Yeah, I guess.
343
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,382
God, can you believe Dad
barged into the house like that?
344
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:49,352
- Did you see what he was wearing?
- Look at those shoes.
345
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,854
He must buy them in bulk.
346
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:56,854
- So back to our romantic evening?
- Yeah, in one minute.
347
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,092
- What now?
- I gotta let Rory out of the garage.
348
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,826
Oh...
349
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,199
Rory!
350
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,803
[sighs]
351
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,157
Ah, forgot my notebook.
352
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:38,365
[gasps, panting]
353
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,768
Oh!
354
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,601
Cate, I had another strange dream.
355
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,675
Cate.
356
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:51,642
Honey, you're not still upset because
I ruined our romantic evening, are you?
357
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,485
[both screaming]
358
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,556
I always thought
you were a little fruity.
359
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:04,057
Well, you better nip it.
Nip it in the bud!
360
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,466
[screaming]
361
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,502
[gasps]
362
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,438
Cate.
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