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Anyway, honey, I spent a long time waiting for my perfect guy, 14 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:55,417 until one day my mom told me if I'd let go of the fantasy, 15 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,183 someone real could come in 16 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,521 and, in time, become the man of my dreams. 17 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:01,856 [Paul] Cate, I can't find my socks. 18 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,396 And it happened. 19 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,325 Mom, do you think I'll ever have another boyfriend? 20 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:12,667 Oh, honey, you just don't know how beautiful you are, do you? 21 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,673 - Stop it. - Never. 22 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,938 I'm gonna go get ready for work. 23 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:20,905 - [sighs] Did you find them? - Sock drawer. 24 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,504 Incredible. 25 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,550 Hey, Care Bear. 26 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,385 What were you and your mother talking about? 27 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:30,581 - Nothing. - You OK? Your face is puffy. 28 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,319 - Dad! - Not bad puffy. 29 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,192 Oh, right, you mean the good puffy. 30 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,298 - Look, Jason and I broke up. - You broke up? 31 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:44,530 Yeah, but I talked it out with Mom, and I'm OK, OK? 32 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,605 Sure. OK. 33 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:52,304 You know, if you need another perspective on this, I'm here. 34 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,237 Your choice. 35 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:57,374 Not prying. Did he dump you? 36 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:01,213 No, it was mutual. 37 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,653 Mutual? Get ready for a slew of phone calls 38 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:05,986 from him trying to get back together. 39 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,788 He hasn't called. 40 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,627 Give him a day. If you meant anything at all to him, he'll come begging. 41 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:14,826 [sniffles] We broke up last week! 42 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:20,670 - Um... Hey... - [sobbing, sniffling] 43 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,605 You talked to Dad? 44 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,105 What were you thinking? 45 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,668 Paul! 46 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,805 She just needed a good cry. 47 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,100 [screams] Don't sneak up on people! What are you doing? 48 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,146 - I'm loving you, if you don't mind. - Sorry, working. 49 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:01,907 Me too. 50 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:04,108 Hey, you know what I was daydreaming about? 51 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,151 Huh? 52 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:07,549 Our dream vacation we always talked about. 53 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,919 You, me, Italy. 54 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,550 Alone, just you and me. 55 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:15,959 Or... 56 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:18,997 ...we rent a 40-foot RV, load up the kids 57 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,829 and visit all 30 of the Major League Baseball parks. 58 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,337 - Yeah! - Hey! 59 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,206 - Daddy, is this a good time? - No, not really. 60 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:34,838 I know you told me I couldn't go out because my grades were slipping. 61 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:38,645 Danielle's having this major party. I have to go. Jenna will be there. 62 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:42,176 She's moving in on my friends, copying me. Now she's after Danielle, 63 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,689 my fifth-best friend since, like, forever. 64 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,692 Bridge, you might want to sit down for this. 65 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,921 - OK. - Um... No. 66 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,020 [door opening] 67 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,296 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 68 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,697 Wait a minute. 69 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:59,230 Is that little Christina? I haven't seen you... 70 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,865 ...since you and Kerry were in the fifth grade. 71 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,431 Hi. 72 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,346 I haven't been over here since your tenth birthday party 73 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,279 with the Spice Girl impersonators. 74 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:15,049 - It was fun. What was wrong with it? - They were Spice Girl impersonators. 75 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:20,648 Five middle-aged women with wigs... who'd been drinking. 76 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:26,392 - Yeah, it was a lame party, Dad. - You said she'd like it. 77 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,730 - Yeah. - You... 78 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:31,668 Listen, I have to go to that party if Jenna's gonna be there. 79 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,468 'Cause if she makes her move, it's gonna be tonight. 80 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:38,670 - Let's go upstairs. - Wait. Please. I'm riveted. 81 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,072 [scoffs] 82 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:46,376 Mom, what are you doing? 83 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,977 Oh, I just can't stand the mess anymore. 84 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,546 I found pop bottles, candy wrappers, 85 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:55,685 and under your bed, books, clothes, and a tire. 86 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:59,187 - That's gonna be part of my first car. - Uh-huh. 87 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,826 Honey, we need to talk. You're on a tear. 88 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:05,564 - What's with the cleaning frenzy? - The kids keep this house so messy. 89 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,572 It just makes me Furio... 90 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,800 Furious. 91 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,677 - I'll give you some privacy. - What's in the box? 92 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,679 - Nothing! - Nothing? What's... Cate! 93 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,578 Paul, it's just his secret box. 94 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,810 I'm giving him his small measure of privacy. 95 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,943 That's the difference between you and me. 96 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,454 I want to know what's going on in our kids' lives. 97 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:26,048 I bet you don't know who Kerry is with right now. 98 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,649 - Christina. - Christi... 99 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,491 - You don't know what room she's in? - Basement. 100 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:36,499 - Why'd you even come up here? - Do you even remember Christina? 101 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,265 Oh, yeah. She was one of the friends Kerry cut loose 102 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,364 after your Spice Girls disaster. 103 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,375 It wasn't that bad. 104 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,276 Hey, I'm the one who had to take their keys 105 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,906 and drive them home in the Spicemobile. 106 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,410 And that Baby Spice? Mean drunk. 107 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:57,689 Since then Christina has grown into a walking cloud of gloom. 108 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:02,285 I remember her as just such a happy little girl on the playground, smoking. 109 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:05,455 I'm just afraid that since her breakup with Jason 110 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:09,501 Kerry will move to the dark side... Or, well, further toward the dark side. 111 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,168 OK, Paul, sit down. 112 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,502 You are my husband, and I say this with love... 113 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:19,704 [shouting] Do not get involved! 114 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,274 Bridget, I've decided 115 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,214 - to let you go to the party... - Daddy! 116 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:27,184 ...but I drop you off and pick you up. 117 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:30,814 - Around the corner, without talk radio. - Fine. I'll be there at midnight. 118 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:33,221 - Ish. - You have to take your sister. 119 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,226 - Never gonna happen. - Deal breaker. 120 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:37,194 - That's blackmail. - It's bartering. 121 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,231 I do something, you do something for me. 122 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,890 I don't wanna go with my sister. 123 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:44,130 They'll call me "girl that goes to parties with little sister." 124 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:46,671 Could call you "girl who stays home Saturday night 125 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,503 while Jenna and Danielle became fourth-best friends." 126 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,872 Didn't want to have to say that. 127 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,104 Why do you want Kerry to go to Danielle's party? 128 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:58,412 I want her to expand her horizons. 129 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:02,215 There'll be a wider range of kids there than the one she's zeroed in on. 130 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,848 So my friends would be a good influence on her? 131 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,925 No! Well, yeah, kind of. 132 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:09,995 It's like when a prisoner has a matching kidney. 133 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:12,264 OK, bartering. 134 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,799 I could use $40 for a new top for tonight. 135 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:17,495 - Forty dollars? I'm not paying you. - OK, fine. 136 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,166 What about 20? 137 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,108 [rock music playing] 138 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:34,549 Bridget! 139 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,554 Jenna! [fake laughter] 140 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:44,390 [sighs] OK, remind me, why am I here? 141 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:47,159 Well, you're hurting and you're my baby sister. 142 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,167 I want you to know I'm here for you. 143 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:51,396 - Danielle! Hi! - [Danielle] Bridget! 144 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:55,065 Oh, wow, who are they? 145 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:57,665 My brother and his friends from college. 146 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,769 College boys? They look like they do in the magazines. 147 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:05,677 Excuse me, but isn't that Kyle, your boyfriend, over there? 148 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:08,015 See? You do know somebody. 149 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,117 OK, for the next five minutes I'm in college. 150 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,353 Hey, Kerry. What are you doing here? 151 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:19,655 I'm with Bridget. 152 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,497 Yeah, me too. 153 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:29,341 - Why do you put up with her? - Same reason you do. 154 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:32,840 Well, I put up with her 'cause she's my sister. 155 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:35,380 Right. Has nothing to do with how hot she is. 156 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,487 So, you read any good books lately? 157 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,612 Rule of the Bone by Russell Banks. 158 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,385 - Really? - I know! I get that a lot. 159 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,522 - Hi, Kyle. - Hey, Jenna. 160 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,293 You know, Kyle, I admire you. 161 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,063 The fact that you can stay with a stuck-up princess 162 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,797 who totally waxes her upper lip 163 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:02,329 and isn't happy unless she's the center of attention... Bridget. 164 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,569 Jenna, her sister. 165 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:07,545 Oh... I'm totally sorry. 166 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:09,376 [Kerry] No, please, go on. 167 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:13,077 Who's superficial, self-centered, narcissistic, full of herself, 168 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:15,620 like, "Hi, I'm God's gift to the entire planet..." 169 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,019 ...fashion disaster, 170 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:20,058 thinks she's cutting edge 'cause she knows who Moby is... 171 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,490 Bridget! 172 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,455 Oh, my God, I can't stand this party. 173 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:29,524 It's not so bad. See? Bridget's having a good time. 174 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,704 - You want to go dance? - Yeah. 175 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,704 [rock music playing] 176 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:47,986 [both chuckling] 177 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,854 - You're a good dancer. - Yeah, you too, for the '80s. 178 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,187 Hey! 179 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:58,590 It's funny, I've known you all this time and don't really know you. 180 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:01,132 Yeah. I never knew you liked to read. 181 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,758 I never knew you could read. 182 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,368 Hey, you know, thanks for keeping me company. 183 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:08,838 Ah, no problem. 184 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,220 - Oh, man! - That did not happen. 185 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,056 Didn't happen! I'm sorry, sorry. 186 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,288 - Did you think Bridget saw? - Oh, my God! 187 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,930 No, I think we're good. How did that happen? 188 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,265 I don't know. Let's see. 189 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:42,103 We were talking, then you hugged me, your hair smelled good, then... 190 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,042 - Kyle! - That did not happen! 191 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,476 [doorbell rings] 192 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,109 Yo, Mr. Hennessy. 193 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,151 Oh, God, Anthony, you were invited? 194 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:56,380 Invited? Yo, this my crib, dawg. 195 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,582 Danielle be my sib-lang. 196 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,185 Look at you, all bundled up like some kind of pig in a blanket, 197 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,627 making me all hungry and whatnot. Shoot. 198 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,223 Where's Bridget and Kerry? 199 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,860 Oh, Boo One, Boo Two, they be around here somewheres 200 00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:13,370 shakin' they barump-a-bump-bumps. 201 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,601 Mom? You promised you'd stay upstairs. 202 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,975 Dad, you can't be here, inside. 203 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,378 I know, it ain't cool. 204 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:27,112 I be out in my rig for over 20 minutes just a-honkin' and a honk-a-lackin'. 205 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,313 And I will continue talking this way... 206 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:32,414 OK, Dad, we got it! Jeez, we're leaving. Relax. 207 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,126 - Bye. - Bye. 208 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,500 Mom, do we have to? 209 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,538 I don't want to hear any complaining. 210 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:49,574 The least you girls can do is put away your own laundry. 211 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,804 What's her problem? What's your problem? 212 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,211 Do you think I'm blind? I saw you with... 213 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,443 - Oh, my God! - Jenna. 214 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,883 How can you be friends with her? 215 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:04,116 Friends with Jenna... Yes, I am. 216 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,817 I am friends with her. 217 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,449 Excuse me, this is my shirt. 218 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,221 No, it is my shirt. 219 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,796 - You ripped my shirt! - You ripped my shirt! 220 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,236 Done. Finally. 221 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,940 Hey, honey, I was thinking, um, 222 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:25,568 why don't we have a nice dinner tonight and... turn in early? 223 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,202 Good idea. I'm beat. 224 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,447 - [Bridget and Kerry screaming] - [thudding] 225 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,089 [stammering, sighing] 226 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,155 [both continue screaming] 227 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,694 - Hair, hair, hair! - OK, sorry, I'm sorry. 228 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,528 [screams] Get off of me! You shouldn't be sitting on me! 229 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,532 - You should thank me! - For what? 230 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,661 - For taking you to the party! - Abandoning me at the party. 231 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:54,570 If you didn't want me there you shouldn't have invited me. 232 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,905 The only reason you were was because Dad paid me to take you. 233 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:00,937 What? 234 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,112 Oh, words, words, come back, words. 235 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:09,081 Kerry, I am so, so sorry. [sighs] 236 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,754 - He paid you? - Oh, God, I am such a bad person. 237 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:16,124 I told you something you weren't supposed to hear and it hurt you. 238 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,755 - Tell me something that will hurt me. - I can't. 239 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,459 I'm not letting you go until we're even. 240 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,127 - OK. - OK. 241 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,308 Your eyebrows don't match. 242 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,146 [sobbing] OK, we're even. 243 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:50,685 Cate, aren't you even curious about what's inside Rory's box? 244 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:54,324 Of course I am. But I'm choosing to take a high road here 245 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,493 and respect the personal boundaries of our children. 246 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,130 I respect our children's personal boundaries. 247 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,835 I can't believe you paid Bridget to take me to that stupid party! 248 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:04,967 You did what? 249 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,604 Don't listen to her. She's talking in riddles. 250 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,604 You know, Paul, when I said "do not get involved," 251 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,310 it meant don't do, you know, this. 252 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,682 - I'm going to Christina's. - Don't go to... 253 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:15,981 Paul, Paul! 254 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:19,582 Now look, I've been married to you for 20 years 255 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:22,024 and I am fond of you. 256 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,956 But I have to ask, are you insane? 257 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,967 If loving my children is wrong, I don't want to be right. 258 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:34,506 No, no, no. You're not gonna Motown your way out of it this time. 259 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:35,801 Uh-uh. 260 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,140 When are you gonna get it? You cannot fix everything. 261 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,975 I'm a man. Men fix things. 262 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,446 We can't help ourselves. 263 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,915 When the sink backs up what do I do? 264 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,816 You call a man to fix it. 265 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,821 That's right, Cate, a man. 266 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:03,428 Do you want to watch TV or listen to music or something? 267 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,867 - No. - You're no fun. 268 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,998 - Sorry. - No, I like it. 269 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,379 [woman] Christina, Kerry's father is here. 270 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:17,210 Oh, my God. [sighs] 271 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,647 Hi, Kerry. 272 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,878 Hi, Christina. 273 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,251 Nice room. 274 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,853 Kerry, I'm just gonna, you know, go upstairs, 275 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,899 so I don't have to be uncomfortable. 276 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,995 More uncomfortable. 277 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,004 Kerry, honey, I'm sorry. 278 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:49,639 I just wanted you to recover from the Jason thing a little too fast, 279 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:54,117 - so I got Bridget to help out a little. - I'm doing fine, thank you. 280 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,584 No, no. I'm... 281 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,849 ...actually not sure you are. 282 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:03,026 For your information, Christina's got, like, a four-point-million GPA, 283 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:06,223 and can get early admission to any lvy League school. 284 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,766 - How early? - Dad! 285 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,392 Sorry. 286 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,266 I don't care how smart Christina is. 287 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,933 You and she are too young to have such a negative worldview. 288 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:21,105 - Why can't you love me for who I am? - I do, honey. 289 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:24,240 - I don't know who that is. - Yeah? 290 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,610 Well, me neither. 291 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,018 Bear. 292 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,783 No, no, you're right. 293 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,852 I don't fit in with Christina's group. 294 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:40,060 I don't fit in with Bridget's group. 295 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,795 Jason and I aren't gonna happen and I just... I feel so... 296 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,607 ...so mixed up all the time. 297 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,041 Well, honey, you... 298 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,944 You should tell these things to your mother and me. 299 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,848 I talk to Mom a lot, but... today she was busy cleaning 300 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:02,944 - and talking about Vespas and Italy. - Oh. 301 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,082 Ohh... 302 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,549 [groans] Oh. 303 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,425 Well, you can tell me anything. 304 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,192 It'll just be between us. 305 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,761 - Anything? - Yeah. 306 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,795 I don't know, it's pretty bad. 307 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,373 Honey, I'm not here to judge. I just... How bad? 308 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,409 No, you just tell me. Go ahead. 309 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,841 Make it fast. 310 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,243 Kyle and I kissed. 311 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,439 You did? 312 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,280 Are you OK? 313 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,251 I don't know, Dad. 314 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,453 It's just more confusion, you know. 315 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:46,092 - Dad? - Huh? Sorry. 316 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,099 I'm just still mentally burying his body. 317 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,379 Kyle, why are you looking at me funny? 318 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,744 I'm not, I swear. 319 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,387 Yes, you are. I know what it's about. 320 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,013 You do? 321 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,284 It's my eyebrows, isn't it? 322 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,366 Oh, hi. 323 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,630 I'm gonna go upstairs. 324 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,736 You know! 325 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,410 [Cate] Rory Joseph Hennessy, let go! 326 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,183 [Rory] You let go! 327 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,054 - No! - What is in the damn box? 328 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,558 Cate, honey, come here, stop. 329 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:57,864 Look, I've been cleaning around it for three days. It's driving me nuts! 330 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,403 [taunting] Aah! 331 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:06,007 - Key, key, key! Come on. - Easy! 332 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,807 - Easy. - Move it. 333 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,806 OK, OK. 334 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,522 Oh, Paul, it... 335 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,684 It's a picture of me holding Rory when he was a baby. 336 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,364 These are newspaper clippings of when I was a sportswriter, my columns. 337 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,993 - You kept these? - Yeah. 338 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,032 All of 'em. 339 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,471 Why didn't you just tell us? 340 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:40,376 I didn't want anybody to think I was... corny, OK? 341 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,143 I think I need some alone time. 342 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,580 Oh... Yeah... 343 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,208 - OK, honey. - Sure. 344 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,877 Look, I'm sorry. 345 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,421 I forgive you. 346 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,328 Yeah, Dad. 347 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,034 I kept your clippings... 348 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,337 ...on top of my false bottom 349 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,533 to hide my fireworks. 350 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,942 - All right, hand them over. - Let's go, Rory. 351 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,479 You think we're that stupid? Give me that box. 352 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,813 Oh, Paul, look at this. It's like an ammo dump in here. 353 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,346 Ugh! You are right. We can have no secrets in this family. 354 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,687 Speaking of secrets, hey, 355 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,521 I'm ready to go to Italy. 356 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,196 Just you, me, alone. 357 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,854 [speaks Italian] 358 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,394 But you know, the Italy upstairs, not the real Italy. 359 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,437 Oh, yeah. OK. 360 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,006 [Bridget screams] I'm gonna kill you! 361 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,564 What is going on? 362 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:46,805 I talked to Amanda, who talked to Michelle, who talked to Walker, 363 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,473 - who dates Josie, that you... - Kyle kissing Kerry meant nothing. 364 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,947 ...borrowed my sweater! 365 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,817 - What? - You borrowed her sweater?! 27577

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