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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,969 Always considering the best interest, welfare… 2 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,930 …and well-being of the child. 3 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:58,099 Therefore, you may make visitation to you daughter… 4 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,310 …every other week and on Christmas Eve… 5 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,480 …and on Easter Sunday, wearing your pretty Easter outfits. 6 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:07,984 Your honor, my ex-husband is addicted to pills and he's a thief! 7 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:12,280 Because of his arrest record, I lost my job as a secretary for the FBI. 8 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:15,200 He was the finest high-school tailback I ever saw. 9 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:19,120 Of course he's had his run-ins with the law, but he's… 10 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,665 …made his accommodations with the authorities. 11 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,501 Being an informer for the Dade County vice squad… 12 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,879 …hardly qualifies him to raise a seven-year-old! 13 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,382 Neither does being a mother without a job! 14 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,635 - But I lost it because of him! - Heh, heh, heh. 15 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,595 Little lady… 16 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,722 …my decision is final. 17 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,644 Next case. 18 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,130 The big man's here! 19 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,049 - When does she go on? - Pretty soon, Jerry. 20 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,429 - Welcome to Eager Beaver, gentlemen. - Thank you. 21 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,017 Keep it close. 22 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,353 - Keep it very close. - You got it. 23 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,481 Last stop, okay? 24 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,069 - What do you say, congressman? - Poontang. 25 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,989 The night is young and full of promise, my boy. 26 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,657 Great. 27 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:45,206 Now look, this has to be the last one. Now I told… 28 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:49,336 Come on! We got a rehearsal tomorrow. 29 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,009 Melissa thinks I'm in temple. What if she calls? 30 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:14,027 Well, I feel so good Everybody's getting high 31 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,529 We've got the legendary twin temples from Fort Lauderdale. 32 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:21,034 Miss Urbana Sprawl wrapping up on the great stage. 33 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:30,251 And I'm so glad you made it So glad you made it 34 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,172 Nice spot, isn't it, Erb? 35 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,174 It's very uplifting, sir. 36 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,556 - The usual Evian with lime? - Please. 37 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,683 From Paris, France… 38 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:49,062 …put it together for the fabulous Monique, Jr.! 39 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,991 - Hey - Hey 40 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,493 - You - You 41 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,453 Oh, my God. I love you! 42 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,455 - Who me? - Yes, you 43 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,749 Oh, man. 44 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,091 That song is killing me! 45 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,886 Those babies gonna wind up in traction, you don't play some ballads. 46 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,346 God, it's freezing! 47 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:27,767 They could store meat in here. In fact, they do store meat in here. 48 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,019 No, I've been trying all day! 49 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,147 Are you positive? 50 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,857 No, thank you. 51 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:38,027 - Can't reach her? - Darrell's phone's out of order. 52 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,990 I just know he's moved with her again to some new dump. 53 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,409 God, what a nightmare! 54 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,996 He drives around with her in that van. Drinking, taking pills… 55 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,707 He doesn't even think about putting a seat belt on her. 56 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,877 He's a dirtbag! You hang in there, honey. 57 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,336 You'll get Angela back. 58 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,213 That judge will see the light. 59 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,716 It's expensive light, I'll tell you that. 60 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,177 It's gonna cost me $15,000 for this appeal. 61 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,180 Is there even a chance I can make that in six weeks? 62 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:09,476 You'll have to dance day and night and hope some Arab sheik shows up. 63 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:13,646 I love you, girls, I do. But I can't work here when I go back to court. 64 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:18,026 «Your honor, I found a new job. I'm working at the Eager Beaver.» 65 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,737 It's honest work. You have nothing to be ashamed of. 66 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,491 I know that and you know that. But the judge won't. 67 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,367 Not him. 68 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:29,996 Ugh… 69 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,375 God, I still get nauseous before I have to go out there. 70 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,252 You'll get over it. 71 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,131 Really? I can't imagine that. 72 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,053 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 73 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,139 I'll be the sun, shining on you 74 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,601 You guys having a good time? 75 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,144 Here's the lucky guy! 76 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,897 You've come to the right place. Monique! 77 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,857 Look at these hunks! 78 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,817 We're having a party! 79 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,614 Get out of my dreams 80 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:07,659 Keep an eye on them bachelors. 81 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,118 Get into my car 82 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,581 They look like real trouble. 83 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,086 Get into my car 84 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,462 Yeah! 85 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:23,258 Get out of my dreams 86 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,010 Get into my car 87 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,098 - I said, hey - Hey 88 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,683 - You - You 89 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,269 Get into my car 90 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:41,526 It's time to strap yourselves in because you are going for a ride! 91 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:43,903 In her eighth week here… 92 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:47,532 …put your hands together and make her feel good. 93 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,535 For the one, the only Erin Grant! 94 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,954 How about that! 95 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,665 - Larry King's at table six. - What's he wearing? 96 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,876 Tank top and gold chains That's Larry, all right. 97 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,128 Yo. 98 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,507 - How do I look? - Better than me. 99 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:07,468 That ain't easy. You talk to her? 100 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,638 Darrell's phone's out of order. I think he moved again. 101 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:14,017 I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up. 102 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:18,563 That's really thoughtful, but I don't think it'd help me in court. 103 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,774 Erin, come on. Chop-chop. I can't have an empty stage. 104 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,443 Man, let the chumps wait! 105 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:03,399 Money can't buy it, baby 106 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:08,780 Sex can't buy it, baby 107 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:14,285 Drugs can't buy it, baby 108 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:19,707 You can't buy it, baby 109 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,136 Going to the head. 110 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,013 You'll behave? 111 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,644 I believe in love alone Yeah, yeah 112 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:58,329 Take the power to set you free 113 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,165 - Yeah! - Whoo! Yeah! 114 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,084 Throw away the key 115 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,587 Give up your needs 116 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,260 Whoa. 117 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,557 I believe in the power of creation 118 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,309 I believe in the good vibration 119 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,648 An angel appeared. 120 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,611 An angel of pure delight. 121 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,906 What we're coming to 122 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,408 Oh… 123 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:38,953 Till we watch those dreams come true 124 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:45,042 All the money in the world Won't buy you peace of mind 125 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:52,133 You can have it all But you still won't be satisfied 126 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,679 Money can't buy it, baby 127 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,389 Go, Paul! 128 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,225 Sex can't buy it 129 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,518 Yeah! 130 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,898 Go, Paul! 131 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:10,026 I'm getting married this weekend to Melissa. 132 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,694 You love Melissa? 133 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,447 - Very much. - Then go home to her. 134 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,909 Shad! 135 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,994 Shad! 136 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,748 I got every kind of thing That the money can buy 137 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,835 Listen up! The Flesh Farm is killing us and you know why? 138 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,379 - They have free buffalo wings. - Their girls are hookers. 139 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,924 No, because their girls dance fast. 140 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,802 And fast means sweat. And sweat… 141 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,345 …means drinking! 142 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,182 Oh, my God! 143 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,475 Shad! 144 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,894 What was that? 145 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,397 I got this. 146 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,198 Whoa! 147 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,369 Coming through. Move out of the way. 148 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,287 Way to go, Davey! 149 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,918 Everybody, go. Run. 150 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,547 Back up! Back the hell up! 151 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,383 - You all right? - Fine. How about this guy? 152 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,803 Good thing he was drunk. You could've gotten hurt. 153 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,722 On the main stage, our lost little pussycat. 154 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:26,561 Put your hands together for the one, the only Miss Sabrina Hepburn! 155 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,479 Meow! 156 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,028 Meow 157 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,072 Meow 158 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,032 - Is this your cat? - Yoo-hoo 159 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,118 - Look at this cat - Yoo-hoo 160 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:45,121 I leave you alone for five minutes! 161 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,332 Will you get in? Watch your foot, stupid. 162 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,961 Malcolm's gonna shit a brick. Thank you. 163 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:53,462 Did I touch any girls? 164 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,340 Not this time, but you were recognized. 165 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,551 Okay? Happy? 166 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,066 - How are you, little angel? - I'm fine, thank you. 167 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,195 - Kids just tear me up. - She's a brave one. 168 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,614 You'll be in my prayers. 169 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,574 God bless you, ma'am. 170 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,632 Last stop, little 'un. 171 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,717 Daddy, you're mean! 172 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,970 Evers and Jennings. This is the new model, the X12. 173 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,098 - You're happy? - Oh, mucho happy. 174 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,684 - Mucho happy? - Get in the van. 175 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,603 Mucho, mucho, mucho! 176 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:54,732 Get in. We're in a loading zone. We don't wanna break the law. 177 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,861 Daddy, did you tell Mommy that we moved? 178 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,282 Of course I did, buttercup. 179 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,867 Of course I did. 180 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,040 How about a wine cooler, Erin? 181 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,043 I got mango, passion fruit… 182 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:18,089 Water would be just fine, Alberto. Thanks. 183 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:21,676 Rita, the reason I stopped by is Darrell's moved again… 184 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,011 …and I need his new phone number. 185 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,139 Yeah? Well, you come to the wrong place. 186 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,393 Rita, please. I hardly sleep nights and then I break out into… 187 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:34,438 Look, Erin, I got no idea where my brother is, okay? 188 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,483 Shit! They got the cat! 189 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,985 Wolves got no restraint. 190 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,654 - Careful, sweetie. - Shut up! 191 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,700 She's all caught up with them cubs. 192 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,829 Some of the guys down at the nuclear plant… 193 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:54,292 …they were asking me if you'd do, like… 194 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,043 …private parties. 195 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,795 I don't think so. 196 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,172 Oh, that's a shame. 197 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:04,176 Because I'll bet that you are a great dancer. 198 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,555 Alberto, I'll go crazy if I don't get Darrell's new number. 199 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,808 I promised Angie I would call her every day and… 200 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,351 I hear he moved, Darrell. 201 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,145 Alberto, where is he? 202 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,981 You have to ask Rita about that. 203 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:22,194 He calls here about twice a week. Collect. 204 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,655 Need money, as usual… 205 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,532 …but he don't speak to me. 206 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,952 Got no respect for me even though I am… 207 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,538 …a professional man. 208 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,499 You're looking real good. 209 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,752 Oh, God, I've got such a headache. 210 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,795 Oh, yeah? You want some Advil? 211 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,548 That would be so great. 212 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,216 Well, now, you sit right here. 213 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,845 I'm gonna fix up that mean old headache. 214 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,905 Alberto, never mind. I've gotta run, but thanks anyhow. 215 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,338 Deerfield Beach? 216 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,799 We had a good day, baby. 217 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,802 Phone's ringing. Think it's Mama? 218 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:32,598 No, little 'un. I talked to her and she's too busy to call you. 219 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,400 Damn him! 220 00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:03,772 Come to me, run to me Do and be done with me 221 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:08,777 Cold, cold, cold 222 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,780 Don't I exist for you? 223 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,116 Nice leg. Maybe I'll take it home. 224 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,534 I recommend you let go. 225 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,578 Here's 500, baby. 226 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:18,829 What'd you say? 227 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,998 Cold 228 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:27,588 Everything I possess Given with tenderness 229 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:32,593 Wrapped in a ribbon of glass 230 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,055 Time, it may take us 231 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:43,771 But God only knows How I've paid for those things in the past 232 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:52,905 Dying is easy It's living that scares me to death 233 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,283 Ooh, yeah 234 00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:05,834 I could be so content Hearing the sound of your breath 235 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,671 Ooh, yeah 236 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,300 Cold is the color of crystal 237 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:20,307 The snowlight that falls From the heavenly skies 238 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,479 Catch me and let me dive under 239 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:32,278 For I want to swim in the pools Of your eyes 240 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,659 I want to be with you, baby 241 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:45,582 Oh, slip me inside your heart 242 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,877 What's with Princess Di tonight? 243 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,463 Her husband disappeared with the kid again. 244 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:56,927 Nothing can tear us apart 245 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:02,308 Come on now, come on now, come on now 246 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:09,231 Telling you that I loved you Right from the start 247 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:15,487 But the more I want you the less I get 248 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:21,660 Ain't that just the way things are? 249 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,426 I don't suppose you'd accept this in appreciation. 250 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,094 No need. 251 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,222 Senor Cucaracha here is gonna make me rich. 252 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,767 Oh, my God! 253 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,393 Is that a roach? 254 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,563 No, it's a fucking shrimp. Move, you're in my light. 255 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,569 Get some manners, mister! 256 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,074 So this is the new brainstorm, huh? 257 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:04,578 The Wall Street Journal says this is the hottest-selling yogurt. 258 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:05,996 I'll bring this in… 259 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,957 …say my hair fell out from the shock. Boom. 260 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,834 They pay off bigtime. 261 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,128 Lawyer thinks it's a genius idea. 262 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,215 Your lawyer has an office over a video store. 263 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:20,469 Call me a dreamer. I don't wanna be a bouncer forever. 264 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,973 - Erin! Note from Jerry! - Ooh. 265 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,059 What does it say? 266 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:31,855 «Dearest Erin: I can help you get your daughter back. 267 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,983 I ask nothing in return but a kind smile.» 268 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,277 - Yeah, right! - He's a weirdo. 269 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,239 You guys! He is totally harmless. 270 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,615 Come on! 271 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,285 «Also, could you add Kenny G to your routine? 272 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,496 Anything from his Christmas album.» 273 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:48,997 That's sweet. 274 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,125 We could do a Christmas show here! 275 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,795 Seriously, it couldn't hurt to talk to him, right? 276 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,298 - Only talking, no touching. - Ladies! Attention! 277 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,301 - Major announcement. - Major asshole. 278 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:02,761 I heard that. 279 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:06,306 On Monday, I'm installing a ring. 280 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,392 - Oh, no. - Mud wrestling? 281 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,978 No, no, no. This is something that's really happening. 282 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,188 It's contemporary. It's now. 283 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,691 And it's creamed-corn wrestling. 284 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,192 - Corn? - Corn wrestling? 285 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,944 That's disgusting! 286 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,905 I'm not putting these in corn. No way! 287 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,032 What? No, it's terrific! 288 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,118 In Israel, we did falafel wrestling. 289 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,246 All the girls broke out in hives everywhere. 290 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,914 And I mean, everywhere! 291 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,500 Well, falafel, sure. This is corn! 292 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,546 - What is this, a mutiny? - I don't think so. 293 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,300 No chance that I'm gonna roll around naked in creamed corn… 294 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:45,095 …with drunken yahoos trying to stick niblets up my hoo-hah. 295 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015 Not naked. Topless. 296 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,517 Health Department won't go for naked. 297 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:51,894 Not with food products. 298 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,229 I always liked the Health Department. 299 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,689 So you'll think about it? 300 00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,524 - Not for one second. - Erin! 301 00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,819 Please! You're getting a big following here. 302 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,530 Even with that shit music, the guys love you. 303 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:08,368 You go into the corn, you set a great example to the other girls. 304 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,330 No. 305 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:13,957 I got it! 306 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,585 How about pasta wrestling? 307 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:17,920 Now that's classy. 308 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,590 Linguine, rigatoni? Just nothing with meat or fish. 309 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:25,344 Orly, if I wanted to wrestle… 310 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,639 …I would've joined the World Wrestling Federation. 311 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,019 - And speaking of real class? - What's the problem? 312 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:38,440 We hate these. They degrade women and beavers. 313 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:42,361 I'll take it under advisement. But just the coasters and the napkins. 314 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:45,030 Not the sign. That's a landmark! 315 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,493 Good night, darling. 316 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,587 For you, Miss Grant. 317 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,925 They're beautiful, Jerry. Thank you. 318 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,218 You can call me Erin… 319 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,804 I can't. I worship you too much. 320 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,014 Believe me… 321 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,475 …I'm no one to be worshiped. 322 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,602 I'm just trying to make a living. 323 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,229 I worship your essence. 324 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,732 If you were a nurse or a teacher, I'd feel the same. 325 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,150 You receive my note? 326 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:26,738 I did and, you know, I was wondering what you had in mind. 327 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,950 I believe I can help you get your daughter back. 328 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,828 I believe I can get to Judge Fingerhut. 329 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,498 - How? - Through… 330 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:40,627 …a certain congressman who I'm certain will listen to me… 331 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,213 …because I know some things. 332 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,884 Things? Really? 333 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:50,596 Well, you know what, Jerry? You're really a terrific guy… 334 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,640 …and so supportive of me ever since I started here. 335 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,392 Maybe you shouldn't… 336 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,894 Just give me a week. 337 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,523 Good night, my precious. 338 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:14,578 Melissa thinks I was in synagogue the night this happened. 339 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,496 What do I tell her? 340 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:20,417 You left synagogue and a gang of skinheads jumped you in the parking lot. 341 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,545 In the meantime, we'll develop these, we'll see what we have. 342 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,090 I see mucho damages. These strip joints are insured up the ass. 343 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,593 My neck really feels better, Uncle Al. 344 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,303 Oh, yeah? 345 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,972 How's it feel now? 346 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,440 Call Little Caesars. 347 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:46,068 Order me a health pizza. Get some for yourself. 348 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,986 No, thank you, sir. I'm dieting. 349 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,656 I'll just grab a yogurt out of the fridge. 350 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,397 This is a major disaster! 351 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,608 Major. Unbelievable. Without doubt… 352 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:31,321 …the most asinine piece of human behavior. 353 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,700 It's never gonna happen again, Malcolm. 354 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,576 I've got it under control. 355 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:38,620 You see… 356 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,999 …I just love naked women. It's a character flaw. 357 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:43,291 God's testing me… 358 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,586 Oh, will you shut up! You idiot. 359 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,549 You can't talk to me like that. I'm a U.S. congressman. 360 00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:54,428 I can't? You go psycho in a titty bar six weeks before the election. 361 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:58,015 What should I call you? Winston fucking Churchill? 362 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,474 It was all I could do to keep… 363 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:03,562 …Willie Rojo from strangling you with his bare hands. 364 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,147 Everybody has a bad night. 365 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:09,067 If you're under pressure like we are, under the public eye… 366 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,612 Who recognized me? 367 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:14,906 His name… 368 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,200 …is Jerry Killian. 369 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:20,746 And he's waiting outside. 370 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:22,831 Now? 371 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:27,002 Now. We gotta move on this before we get eaten alive. 372 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:28,295 Move on what? 373 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,381 If this is a shakedown, get Willie to pay them like always. 374 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:35,844 - Why drag me into it… - Because it's not about money. 375 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,221 - It's not? - No. 376 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:43,101 He wants you to persuade Judge Fingerhut… 377 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:47,230 …to reverse a child custody case for some stripper. 378 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,274 Who he's porking? 379 00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:52,611 It's disgraceful to have a man like me deal with… 380 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:54,738 He's not porking her. 381 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,201 Well, then, why does he care? 382 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,620 Because he's nuts! 383 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,122 That's why he's dangerous. 384 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:08,752 If he was porking her, at least I could deal with him man to man… 385 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,670 …but this is fruitcake love. 386 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,720 I mean, Fingerhut's a democrat. He won't listen to me. 387 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,723 You can't say that to this little creep, Davey. 388 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,142 You gotta string him along. 389 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,019 Bullshit him. 390 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,439 Use the old… 391 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,483 …Dilbeck charm. 392 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,156 What if he doesn't go for it? 393 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,827 Then we have a serious problem. 394 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,333 Mr. Killian! 395 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,212 Come in and meet Congressman Dilbeck. 396 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,219 I'll bet that's Jerry Killian. 397 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,514 Lucy! 398 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,268 Come here. 399 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:09,813 Come on. 400 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,732 How perfect is this? 401 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,695 You know, I was just thinking… 402 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:21,074 …is this really on the same planet as Miami? 403 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,705 I can read. 404 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:29,875 Where's Andy? 405 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,878 He's been fishing since 8. 406 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,629 Dad! 407 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,506 Dad! 408 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,758 There's a floater! 409 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,151 He's still got his glasses on. 410 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,403 Yeah. 411 00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:00,697 Go tell Mom to call the police. 412 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,825 - You're the police. - I'm the Miami police. 413 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:06,036 We just need the local law here. 414 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,787 Go on. 415 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:15,921 Man. 416 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,592 Of all the lakes… 417 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,219 …in all the counties… 418 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,888 …in all the world… 419 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,225 …you gotta float up in mine. 420 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,686 You son of a bitch. 421 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,731 Mama! 422 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,442 Hey, come here! 423 00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:39,694 I've been trying to reach you, baby. 424 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,530 Heard you stole my sister's mail! 425 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,699 That's a federal offense. 426 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:47,619 Wait for Mommy. I'm gonna go talk to Daddy. 427 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:54,417 Why do you keep moving? How will she make any friends? 428 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,044 Aren't we the child psych… 429 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:59,422 It has nothing to do with child psychology, you moron! 430 00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,216 Where's she going to school? 431 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:05,136 Opa-locka? Deerfield Beach? Have you even thought about it? 432 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,098 Yeah, I thought about it plenty. 433 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,269 Hey, you only got two hours! 434 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,356 That's what the judge ruled, right there, from that bench! 435 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:20,568 I'll be right behind you just in case you're thinking about snatching her! 436 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,488 Mommy, does «snatch» mean «kidnap»? 437 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:26,992 - How did you get so smart? - Heh, heh, heh. 438 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,385 Is Free Willy back yet? 439 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,513 Still out. 440 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:54,102 People are pigs. Sit on movies like they own them. 441 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,563 Freak. 442 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:06,031 It's Shad. Open up. 443 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,366 It wasn't me. It was a temp. 444 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,243 Where's Perry Mason? 445 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:14,581 Our good friend, Mr. Shad! Come on in, we have lots to discuss. 446 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,666 No shit. 447 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:22,797 If I buzz twice, you say my mother's on the line. She has chest pains. 448 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,550 What do you mean he's a wheelchair salesman? 449 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,011 There's one nice thing about hospitals. 450 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:32,182 A lot of kids in chairs are really sick, and I wave at them… 451 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,768 …and they smile just like on Jerry Lewis. 452 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:38,605 - And do you do this every day? - On Fridays I stay with Aunt Rita. 453 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:41,024 That's a wholesome environment. 454 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,776 She has real wolves. 455 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:45,528 I don't want you touching those animals. 456 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,073 They're not like dogs. 457 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,833 Time. 458 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,544 Time. 459 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,756 I love you more than anything in the world. 460 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,342 - You know that in your heart. - Mm-hm. 461 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:08,802 - Mommy? - What, baby? 462 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,346 Do you know those dolls you got me? 463 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:14,516 Daddy says he can't find them anywhere. 464 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:17,852 We'll get you new ones. 465 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,106 - I love you. - Bye, baby. I love you. 466 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:22,607 Hey, let's go! 467 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,238 All right, you go on. I'll bring your stuff. 468 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:36,037 Hey, baby! Did you have a good day? 469 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:38,456 - Mm-hm. - Good. 470 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,713 She told me about your new profession. Really admirable. 471 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,173 At least I ain't naked. 472 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:48,675 «At least I ain't naked»? 473 00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:51,010 You get caught using that child in a felony… 474 00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:54,931 - …and Family Services will put her… - No way I'd get caught. 475 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:59,727 Got me one of them doctor's jackets and a stethoscope. 476 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,815 Look like one of them dudes on ER. 477 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,526 Darrell, would you think for once in your life? 478 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:07,735 Hey! 479 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:13,283 I don't need no stripper telling me how to behave. 480 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,869 I'll see you in two weeks. 481 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,293 - You ready? - Mm-hm. 482 00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:44,689 You know where that was taken? 483 00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:46,649 Your mama's birthday party. 484 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:51,321 Heh, hen. The Eager Beaver. Last Wednesday. Can you identify those people? 485 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,199 Yeah, this old fool. Erin. 486 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:55,700 Erin's the stripper? 487 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,785 What'd you say? 488 00:33:57,952 --> 00:33:59,787 Erin's the stripper. 489 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,749 - Dancer, fat-ass. - Dancer. She's a dancer! 490 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,792 All right, look. 491 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:09,422 The young man who was so savagely beaten… 492 00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:12,091 …is my client, Paul Guber. 493 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,636 No shit. Too bad for him. 494 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:16,721 I don't think so. 495 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,599 The third person in that photo is none other than… 496 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:22,435 …David L. Dilbeck. 497 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,438 So what? 498 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:28,775 Do you follow politics, Mr. Shad? 499 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,570 Do I look like I follow politics? 500 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,156 David Dilbeck is the United States congressman… 501 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,326 …from the fifth district. He's up for reelection in six weeks. 502 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,704 You gonna put the squeeze on him. 503 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,999 Nice. What that gotta do with me? 504 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,961 I'll give you 10 percent of the squeeze. 505 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,262 Is this conceivably as big as the yogurt deal? 506 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,974 «As big»? Heh. 507 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:05,770 Congressman Dilbeck is chairman of the subcommittee on sugar, okay? 508 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,398 The Rojo family cannot allow him to lose. 509 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:13,361 Because their price supports are worth hundreds of millions of dollars. 510 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:15,363 And quite frankly, Mr. Shad… 511 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:19,242 …this is the opportunity of a lifetime. 512 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,412 Good. 513 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:24,747 Just keep Erin out of it. 514 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,082 I'll do my best. 515 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,168 She's out. Erin is out. Erin who? 516 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,968 Whoo-hoo! 517 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,388 They're all the time Getting in front of me 518 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:41,931 Charming spot. 519 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:43,891 Look. Steven Spielberg's house. 520 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:48,229 I wish he'd come in here. I'm sure he would have big hots for me. 521 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,148 You'd turn his whole life around. 522 00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:54,736 Steven Spielberg's shower. Can you imagine me and him in that shower? 523 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:58,656 - Oh, that cute little beard! - Yours or his? 524 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:04,829 Hey, Jerry, it's Erin Grant. What a long beep. 525 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,998 Someone's waiting for you. 526 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:08,958 Maybe you're out of town… 527 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:13,129 I'm just calling to see about that legal matter we discussed. 528 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:16,591 If you get a chance, just give me a call at the club. 529 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,468 Thanks, bye. 530 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,722 - Michael Jordan's at table eight! - Great. 531 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:26,309 Say hello to the fantastic Monique, Jr.! 532 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,861 Lieutenant Garcia with homicide. 533 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,696 What's he want with Erin? 534 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,698 Got no idea. 535 00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,742 All I need is scandal. 536 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,212 What do you know about Prozac? 537 00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:58,257 It makes you happy. There's side effects. 538 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,593 Like what? 539 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,595 Limp noodle. 540 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,138 Who cares? 541 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,892 I haven't had a hard-on since I started running this place. 542 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,437 Closest I got was Sea World. 543 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,357 Porpoise got me hot. 544 00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:18,736 What the fuck you telling me that for? 545 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:24,992 I'm going next door. See what Ling's up to. 546 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,457 - Drowned? - Yeah. 547 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,584 Oh, my God. 548 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,879 He had pictures of you all over his apartment. 549 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:41,676 He was a really big fan. He used to bring me flowers… 550 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:45,012 He was just a fan? There was no touching? 551 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,974 This has been a real pleasure. 552 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:50,059 I dance, so I must turn tricks? 553 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,938 Nice way to open a conversation. «I understand you're a hooker?» 554 00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:56,399 You don't work in a library here. 555 00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,777 I'm trying to figure out the man's life. 556 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:01,696 He was a customer. 557 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,741 That's all I know about his life. Except that it's over. 558 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,744 Okay. I apologize. 559 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:11,205 Sincerely. Look, I'm real… I'm nowhere on this. 560 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,875 I could use some… Please give me a minute? 561 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:17,587 Please? 562 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:24,594 - So where did this happen? - Lake Okeechobee. 563 00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:29,807 It's where I made the serious mistake of taking my vacation. 564 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,563 Your family? Nice. 565 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:42,361 It's not the kind of place you'd expect to encounter a homicide. 566 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,490 - Homicide? You said he drowned. - No, we did an autopsy. 567 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:49,744 The water in his lungs, they come up clean. 568 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,663 - There was tap water in his lungs? - Exactly. 569 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:56,584 Somebody killed him, like in a bathtub, then dumped the body in a lake. 570 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,419 Do you read mysteries? 571 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,757 Up till three months ago, I worked at the FBI in Miami. 572 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:07,845 A secretary. Until I got fired for having a defective husband. 573 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:15,520 I'm in a pretty bad custody fight. Jerry was trying to help me. 574 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,647 From the shores of the Dead Sea… 575 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,149 …a decorated nurse in the Israeli army… 576 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:25,029 …say shalom to the fabulous Ariel Sharon! 577 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,287 Ah 578 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:40,336 Could we go outside? I could really use some air. 579 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,952 I don't like you 580 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,496 But I love you 581 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:21,627 Seems that I'm always thinking of you 582 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:26,299 Oh, oh, oh, you treat me badly 583 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,593 I love you madly 584 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,219 Oh! 585 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,597 You really got a hold on me 586 00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:35,057 Really got a hold on me 587 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:37,310 You really got a hold on me 588 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:41,647 Oh, Mr. Orly! What a wonderful surprise. 589 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:44,275 Nice to be in quality club, eh? 590 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,819 Yeah, if you like freak shows. 591 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,946 Ling! Ling! Get over here! 592 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:50,364 Move it! 593 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:51,991 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 594 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,118 But that's Mr. Chris Rojo… 595 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,287 …of the sugar Rojos. 596 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:59,707 Typical of the kind of rich big shots we get here. 597 00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:02,668 My love is strong now 598 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:05,880 You really got a hold on me 599 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:08,924 Really got a hold on me 600 00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:12,011 You really got a hold on me 601 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,764 Really got a hold on me 602 00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:17,016 Baby 603 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,062 Is this the place where I met my angel? 604 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,023 I don't know which angel you're referring to. 605 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,363 - A congressman? - A congressman. 606 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,323 You mean a U.S. congressman? 607 00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:34,700 Well, he wasn't specific who it was. 608 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,327 I told him it was bananas… 609 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,622 …and maybe it was better that he stayed out of it. 610 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,209 On Wednesday, there was an incident, a guy with a bottle… 611 00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:47,963 Oh, he was a total whack job. Drunk out of his mind. 612 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:51,300 Can you remember, was Mr. Killian here? 613 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:53,886 No, not offhand, but maybe. 614 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:57,765 Think about that and let me know. Here's all my numbers. 615 00:41:58,391 --> 00:42:01,435 Once again, I apologize. I mean, for any aspersions. 616 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,566 You wanna make it up to me? 617 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,611 - I beg your pardon? - I need a favor. 618 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,072 You've got friends on the vice squad? 619 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,865 They're not my bosom buddies. 620 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:16,826 My ex-husband's an informant. 621 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:19,328 It's why this idiot judge gave him custody. 622 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,539 - Are you joking? - I wish. 623 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:25,960 But I was thinking, if vice dumped him as an informer… 624 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:28,796 …when my appeal came up in six weeks… 625 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:32,091 …I could then say my ex-husband is unfit. 626 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,928 - He's such a criminal… - Wait a minute. He's a criminal? 627 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,264 Your ex? He's a criminal? 628 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:43,060 He steals wheelchairs. Thank you very much. 629 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,023 All right, let me see what I can do. 630 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:51,944 - Good night. - You know, not having her around… 631 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:54,613 …it's like my heart is missing. 632 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:56,991 I'm sure. 633 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,910 Let me see what I can do. 634 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,537 Good night. 635 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:03,873 Good night. 636 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:21,640 How much you pay them? 637 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,852 I think they're up to $30 a day. 638 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,480 Subtract room and board, booze and smokes. 639 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:31,442 You know, who knows? Maybe they pay us! Ha, ha, ha! 640 00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:34,695 - Hell of a business. - It's the best! 641 00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:36,864 We gotta protect it, my friend, right? 642 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:41,410 Son, I've been protecting your family for 20 years. 643 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,412 You're the greatest, man! 644 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,290 I'm saying, until the election, no more girls, huh? 645 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:48,793 Bring your wife down here for a weekend. 646 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:52,296 What's her name? Alice? Mary Pat. Mary Pat. 647 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:57,176 Chris, I met an angel. 648 00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:01,138 - I mean, she's a dancer. - Oh. 649 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,685 She's so pure and clean. Not like the rest of these whores. 650 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,395 - If I could be with her… - What? 651 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:09,688 You'd be a good boy? 652 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:13,067 I'd be perfect. I'd be perfect. I swear I would. 653 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:15,110 I would stop going to clubs. 654 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:17,071 I would stop drinking. 655 00:44:17,279 --> 00:44:19,782 I would just lead a regular life, you know? 656 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:23,744 With my wife and a steady mistress. 657 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:26,622 And I would have a decent life. 658 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,792 So let's do it! Where'd you see her? 659 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:37,049 My brain has just turned to shit. 660 00:44:37,299 --> 00:44:39,468 That's why you're in Congress! 661 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,933 You're probably right. 662 00:44:54,900 --> 00:45:01,115 I look up to the little bird 663 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:07,580 That glides across the sky 664 00:45:10,332 --> 00:45:16,422 He sings the clearest melody 665 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:23,387 It makes me want to cry 666 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:31,061 It makes me want to sit right down And cry, cry, cry 667 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:33,147 Yeah 668 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:39,486 I walk along the city streets 669 00:45:39,653 --> 00:45:45,075 So dark with rage and fear 670 00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:54,919 And I I wish that I could be that bird 671 00:45:55,085 --> 00:46:01,634 And fly away from here 672 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:10,392 I wish I had the wings To fly away from here 673 00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:14,480 But my, my, I feel so low 674 00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:18,359 My, my, where do I go? 675 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:22,238 My, my, what do I know? 676 00:46:22,404 --> 00:46:26,325 My, my, we reap what we sow 677 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,411 They always said that you knew best 678 00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:34,041 But this little bird's fallen out Of that nest now 679 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:38,003 I've got a feeling That it might have been blessed 680 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:42,299 So I've just got to put these wings to test 681 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,397 Who is it? 682 00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:59,316 It's Lieutenant Garcia. Is it a bad time now? 683 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,944 No, just a second. I was rehearsing. 684 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,702 Morning. 685 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:12,705 Morning. I was nearby. I probably should've call… 686 00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:15,165 No, no, it's fine. Please come on in. 687 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,668 Thank you. 688 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:21,880 Can I get you some coffee or English muffin? 689 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,966 No, no, thanks. 690 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,844 You know, I was thinking… 691 00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:29,680 …and if I had to guess, I would say… 692 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:34,018 …that Jerry was probably there because he was there most nights. 693 00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:35,978 So do you know anything new? 694 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:38,772 Actually, I have some good news… 695 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:41,442 …and I have some mediocre news. 696 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:45,362 The good news is Darrell lost his informant status. 697 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,281 Yes! 698 00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:48,490 9:00 this morning. 699 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,411 Vice thought his information was bogus anyway. 700 00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:56,582 This is great! Now in six weeks, I can go to the judge… 701 00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:59,168 That's the mediocre part. 702 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:03,297 Judge Fingerhut had a heart attack early this morning… 703 00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:05,382 …at a porno theater on Ocean. 704 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:08,093 - Don't tell me that! - He was DOA… 705 00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:10,220 …at Don Shula Hospital. 706 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:15,017 Anyway, I called around, and the earliest… 707 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:18,020 It'll be six months before your appeal's heard. 708 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,396 The system is all backed up. 709 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:23,067 I can't allow her to stay with him for another six months! 710 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:26,070 There's nothing you can do from a legal standpoint. 711 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,155 Absolutely nothing. 712 00:48:31,116 --> 00:48:32,951 I understand. 713 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:35,913 Is today Friday? 714 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,623 Yeah, it's Friday. 715 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,625 I gotta run now. 716 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:13,408 - How are you? - All right. 717 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:30,092 You're wonderful, Mr. Dilbeck! 718 00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:35,347 Thank you very much. Thank you. Phil, how you doing? 719 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:38,559 Shalom, darling. Shalom to you. 720 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:41,979 Manischewitz! 721 00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:46,692 Congressman. Alan Mordecai. 722 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,111 - Alan, how you been? - Fine, sir. 723 00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:52,448 Congressman, I brought a little souvenir for you. 724 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:56,410 Obviously, the ramifications of that, if it were to become public… 725 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,538 - Is this me? - Yes, I'm afraid so. 726 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:02,666 If this became public, it would be devastating… 727 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:05,627 - …and I'd like to avoid that. - It's her. 728 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:09,506 It's my angel. 729 00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:13,886 Heel! Slow down! Heel, will you? Heel! 730 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,882 Are you going to your house, Mama? 731 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:53,842 No, we're going to our house. 732 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,136 For the whole day? 733 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:58,305 Even better. 734 00:50:58,805 --> 00:50:59,806 Really? 735 00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:02,476 Really. 736 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,990 You snatched me, didn't you? 737 00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:22,871 I guess I did. 738 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,414 You sure did. 739 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,553 Come on, pumpkin. Zippity-doo-dah. 740 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,650 I didn't know she had a child. 741 00:51:51,858 --> 00:51:53,402 Of course you… 742 00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:56,321 She's divorced, but the husband has custody. Remember? 743 00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,991 She's carrying numerous bags. 744 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:04,830 That doesn't look like just a visitation, does it, Erb? 745 00:52:05,038 --> 00:52:06,123 I'll look into it. 746 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,834 Check custody status of Ms. Erin Grant. 747 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,753 God, give me strength. 748 00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:15,257 What an extraordinary creature. 749 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:19,428 How perfect in every detail. 750 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:23,015 Davey, you promised you'd behave until after the election. 751 00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:26,268 You don't understand. This is love. 752 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:27,769 Please. 753 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:30,105 I won't campaign… 754 00:52:30,355 --> 00:52:32,566 …until I can possess… 755 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,402 …her actual velvet self. 756 00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:39,489 In the meantime, I want you to bring me something. 757 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,908 Something of hers. 758 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,452 Something… 759 00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:45,662 …personal to tide me over. 760 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:48,040 How personal? 761 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,752 Intensely personal. 762 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,514 Am I a good help? 763 00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:09,019 Honey, you are the best laundry assistant I've ever had. 764 00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:16,026 All right, let's hit the road, Jack. 765 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,319 Who's Jack? 766 00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:20,280 It's just an expression. Come on. 767 00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:24,177 This is some picture. 768 00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:27,723 It's fatal. 769 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:30,559 I don't accede to blackmail. 770 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,477 Willie, I agree with you in principle… 771 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:35,480 …but this gets out, we're in a bigtime shitstorm. 772 00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:38,483 Pop, pay the guy off. 773 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:42,070 You got a cancer, you talk nice to it? 774 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,116 - No. You cut it out. - Willie. 775 00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:49,035 We can't operate like we're in the funeral business. 776 00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:53,248 I'd rather buy cops than pay blackmail. Understood? 777 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,960 I just think we should consider other options. 778 00:54:57,502 --> 00:54:58,754 Understood? 779 00:55:02,924 --> 00:55:03,967 Yes. 780 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:16,688 What else? 781 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,273 A connected matter. 782 00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:21,693 Davey wants to nail this stripper, and I'd like to use the boat. 783 00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:24,613 That way, we can control the situation. 784 00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:27,866 - She's the girl from the picture? - That's correct. 785 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:31,077 - What does she know? - Well, we gotta find out. 786 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:35,040 The good news is she got custody of her child illegally, so she's vulnerable. 787 00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:37,542 Vulnerable isn't good enough. 788 00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:40,670 I say let Davey have his fun. Then lose her. 789 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:44,883 Willie, Willie. 790 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:48,595 First, let's determine whether she can hurt us or not. 791 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,223 I'm sure she's just another dumb whore. 792 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,351 For her sake, I hope so. 793 00:55:57,229 --> 00:56:00,398 Phooey! I go back three. 794 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:05,904 - This is complicated. - It's easy. 795 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:09,241 All right, is it your turn? 796 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:12,494 Uh-uh. You stay here with us, sweetie. Mama's orders. 797 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:14,871 Everybody, listen up. 798 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,291 This is Lorelei. 799 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:21,336 Formerly of the Flesh Farm. 800 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:25,507 She and her snake, Monty Python, have signed an exclusive… 801 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:26,800 …contract with us. 802 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:28,552 You've got a snake? 803 00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:31,763 - Monty. - And she starts tomorrow. 804 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,516 So why don't we make her feel at home… 805 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:38,144 …and give her a real Eager Beaver welcome! 806 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:39,771 Welcome, darling. 807 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,440 I'm Ariel, Miss Gaza Strip. 808 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:44,067 I'm Tiffany Glass. 809 00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:48,280 - How big is your snake? - It's big. 810 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,740 So what brings you here? 811 00:56:51,616 --> 00:56:53,910 Just what we needed, another blonde! 812 00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:55,787 What the hell is that? 813 00:56:56,037 --> 00:56:58,164 It just came from Ling's. 814 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,959 Monty sleeps with the fishes. 815 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,337 Lorelei has no idea, right? 816 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:06,381 No, it just got here. 817 00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:09,092 It's fresh. 818 00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:11,595 Go rustle up a new snake. 819 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:15,056 Where? The A&P? Who the fuck carries pythons at 10:00 at night? 820 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:18,602 There's an all-night snake farm on Route 27. 821 00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:20,604 Ask for Jungle Juan. 822 00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:23,023 And get rid of that. 823 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,775 God, I hate this business. 824 00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:27,444 You know why? 825 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:29,738 It's lost its humanity. 826 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:33,658 - Say hello to a gorgeous creature… - Bring change. 827 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,494 …the unbelievable Erin Grant! 828 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:52,844 I look up to the little bird 829 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:59,267 That glides across the sky 830 00:58:02,103 --> 00:58:08,526 He sings the clearest melody 831 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:15,033 It makes me want to cry 832 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:22,749 It makes me want to sit right down And cry, cry, cry 833 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,042 Yeah 834 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:31,883 I walk along the city streets 835 00:58:32,884 --> 00:58:34,552 All right! 836 00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:36,763 Yeah! 837 00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:46,773 And I I wish that I could be that bird 838 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:53,655 And fly away from here 839 00:58:54,698 --> 00:59:02,080 I wish I had the wings to fly away from here Yeah 840 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:06,459 But my, my, I feel so low 841 00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:10,338 My, my, where do I go? 842 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:14,050 My, my, what do I know? 843 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:18,179 My, my, we reap what we sow 844 00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:21,349 They always said that you knew best 845 00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:25,812 But this little bird's fallen Out of that nest now 846 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:29,065 I've got a feeling That it might have been blessed 847 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:35,572 So I've just got to put these wings to test 848 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:48,460 Because he believes in the family… 849 00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:52,005 …in the values that made us a God-fearing people. 850 00:59:52,213 --> 00:59:55,633 Because he's long been a friend of this organization. 851 01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:08,229 Get him out of there. Preferably with his clothes on. 852 01:00:14,944 --> 01:00:16,488 David…Oh, my God! 853 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,073 Tell me I'm dreaming. Please. 854 01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:23,453 No, no, no! I cannot believe this! 855 01:00:23,828 --> 01:00:25,413 No, no, no! Davey, no! 856 01:00:26,247 --> 01:00:27,540 Is this lint fresh? 857 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,001 - Hot out of the Maytag. - Oh. 858 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:34,297 You just can't imagine! 859 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:38,343 This is the very essence of that glorious creature. 860 01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:42,388 I gotta say, even for you, Davey, this is off the charts! 861 01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:43,973 Why are you shiny? 862 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:46,768 It's Vaseline. 863 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:51,022 It's Vas… Great. It's Vaseline. 864 01:00:51,272 --> 01:00:53,900 You've never covered yourself with Vaseline? 865 01:00:54,275 --> 01:00:55,944 Not unless I have third-degree burns. 866 01:00:57,737 --> 01:01:01,074 You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. 867 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:05,995 It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing in between my toes. 868 01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:10,875 All right, okay. Davey, the Young Christians are waiting so… 869 01:01:12,418 --> 01:01:14,546 - When will I see her? - It's in the works. 870 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,506 - When? - It's in the works! 871 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,551 Clean yourself up! 872 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:24,472 I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you! 873 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:26,558 I've had it, Davey. 874 01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:29,894 I quit. 875 01:01:31,729 --> 01:01:34,440 You are such a child. 876 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,902 Davey! Davey! Davey! 877 01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:42,615 Onward, Christian soldiers 878 01:01:42,907 --> 01:01:46,995 Marching as to war 879 01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:51,291 With the cross of Jesus 880 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:55,211 Going on before 881 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:59,215 Christ, the royal Master 882 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:03,261 Leads against the foe 883 01:02:03,469 --> 01:02:06,764 Forward into battle 884 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:10,810 See his banners go 885 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:16,024 Onward, Christian soldiers 886 01:02:16,191 --> 01:02:19,194 Marching as to war 887 01:02:19,777 --> 01:02:22,322 Thank you. Thank you very much. 888 01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:27,785 You are too kind. You are too kind. 889 01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:36,002 What a privilege for me to be here for you good people tonight… 890 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,880 …and to talk about an issue that is so critical… 891 01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:42,967 …to this campaign and to all of the American people. 892 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:45,803 I'm talking about the issue… 893 01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:48,514 …of family values. 894 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:08,701 Where's Monty? He isn't here yet. 895 01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:11,412 He's on his way. Relax. 896 01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:15,166 Do me a favor and watch Angela? 897 01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:17,919 I'm gonna get my car, it's pouring out. 898 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:20,380 - Yeah, sure, gorgeous. - Thanks. 899 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:25,343 Where have you been all night? 900 01:03:25,551 --> 01:03:29,806 Doing my Christmas shopping early. Martha Stewart recommends it. 901 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:35,436 If that's not a snake, then it's an amazing belt. 902 01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:40,024 I gotta find a new line of work. This shit is getting out of hand. 903 01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:42,694 Let me put this down and walk you to your car. 904 01:03:42,902 --> 01:03:45,029 I'm fine. I'll see you tomorrow. 905 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:04,590 - Evening, everybody. - Shit! 906 01:04:04,882 --> 01:04:08,136 - Where's my little 'un? - Where you can't get her. 907 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:12,348 Is that ever the wrong answer. Bring her to me now! 908 01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:15,435 I am not bringing her to you in this lifetime. 909 01:04:15,643 --> 01:04:19,439 I'll go to that judge and tell him my whore of a wife abducted… 910 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:22,108 Guess what, Darrell? The judge is dead. 911 01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:24,277 So you'll just have to kill me. 912 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:27,363 - Go on! - Think I'm afraid to? 913 01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:30,074 Think I don't have the manliness to take your life? 914 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,410 I think you are all man. 915 01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:37,373 That death row-lethal injection thing? That's not gonna scare you. 916 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,793 They'd never execute a daddy. 917 01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:42,503 Drop the knife. 918 01:04:42,754 --> 01:04:44,088 You got till three. One. 919 01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,257 Suck my dick. 920 01:04:46,507 --> 01:04:48,509 Whip the little fella out. Two. 921 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,262 This here is a domestic squabble. 922 01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:55,099 Ah! 923 01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:56,642 Three. 924 01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:59,312 You broke my arm! 925 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,022 You sure? 926 01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:10,615 - Bitch! - Bully! 927 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:15,286 Argh! Argh! 928 01:05:16,829 --> 01:05:18,956 I'm gonna get you! 929 01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:25,296 - Are you okay? - Just had a tiff with my ex. 930 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:29,634 I know what that's like. Did you see? Monty finally got here. 931 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,302 That's great, Lorelei. 932 01:05:31,552 --> 01:05:34,680 Hey, baby. Say hi to Erin. 933 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:36,474 - Cute. - Homicide. 934 01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:37,975 Lieutenant Garcia. 935 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,146 She's a kidnapper! 936 01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:43,981 Watch your head there. 937 01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:48,319 The fact is he threatened, and he did not attempt. 938 01:05:48,986 --> 01:05:51,823 What if he kills me? Can I press charges then? 939 01:05:51,989 --> 01:05:54,492 The law is the law. I'll screw around here. 940 01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:58,996 If you like, I'll lose your paperwork. He makes bail, she's his. 941 01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:04,669 I should split and take her to New England. 942 01:06:05,586 --> 01:06:06,963 Understand this. 943 01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:10,716 If you split without formal custody, you'll lose her forever. 944 01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:14,095 I've dealt with Family Services. They are pencil pushers. 945 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:17,098 - This is by the book. - I'm dealing with a maniac. 946 01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:19,892 I understand. I repeat, you can't take off. 947 01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:22,395 You cannot. 948 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:26,357 You might have a bigger problem. 949 01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:29,777 - I can't have a bigger problem! - Look at this. 950 01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:33,865 Any of these clowns the one who might have assaulted Mr. Guber? 951 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,376 This clown. 952 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:49,630 - You're positive? - Absolutely. 953 01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:54,051 Who is he? He looks like that guy on F Troop. 954 01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:57,054 That's Congressman Dilbeck. 955 01:06:57,763 --> 01:06:59,390 This nut is a congressman? 956 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:02,727 You haven't heard from him? From any of his staff? 957 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:04,520 No. 958 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:06,772 Wait. 959 01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:10,318 This is who Jerry was talking about. 960 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:13,571 Are you saying I am in danger from a congressman? 961 01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:14,822 No. 962 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,911 Let me know if you hear from him though. 963 01:07:20,828 --> 01:07:22,747 I think that's in both our interests. 964 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,750 How did I get so popular? 965 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:32,089 Hush, little baby Don't you cry 966 01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:37,428 Mama's gonna buy you a something 967 01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:40,097 Pumpkin pie. 968 01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:42,600 Oh, you're awake. 969 01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:45,436 - Can Mommy put you down? - No. 970 01:07:45,645 --> 01:07:47,271 Fair enough. 971 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:09,293 Mommy. 972 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:11,671 - Brush your teeth. - I'm too tired. 973 01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:14,799 Okay, don't brush your teeth. Go on to bed. 974 01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:22,890 «Mr. Dilbeck requests the pleasure of your company for a private dance. 975 01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:26,978 You'll receive $2,000 cash for a one-hour set. 976 01:08:27,144 --> 01:08:32,108 Obviously, discretion and confidentiality are of the utmost importance.» 977 01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:45,413 Mommy, do you like dancing? 978 01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:47,540 Why are you still awake? 979 01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:51,043 I was just thinking. Do you like dancing? 980 01:08:51,335 --> 01:08:52,503 Not really. 981 01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:55,172 - It's not fun? - No. 982 01:08:55,881 --> 01:08:57,675 You're just dancing. 983 01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:02,013 Just dancing's fun, honey. Sure, that part of the job. 984 01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:04,765 What's not fun? The customers? 985 01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:08,144 Urbana said some of them are mean and stupid. 986 01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:14,025 Pumpkin, have you ever seen me dance? 987 01:09:17,361 --> 01:09:18,362 Have you? 988 01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:22,366 - I told the girls that… - I came out tonight. 989 01:09:27,204 --> 01:09:28,372 While I was dancing? 990 01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:36,172 You looked really pretty. 991 01:09:36,797 --> 01:09:38,049 No, I didn't. 992 01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:41,093 Yeah, you did. You looked great. 993 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,809 Thank you, baby. 994 01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:55,066 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 995 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:58,194 Welcome to the Miami Seaquarium's Top Deck. 996 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:04,617 We are going to celebrate the oceans and all the living things in them… 997 01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:09,121 …as we proudly present to you a splash of the islands. 998 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:15,753 Okay, now, I need all the camp kids to come with me. 999 01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:18,089 Come on. You too. 1000 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:22,802 It's okay. You can go. Go on. It's all right. 1001 01:10:25,429 --> 01:10:26,597 I'll be right here. 1002 01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:30,935 Don't worry. 1003 01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:34,271 She's spent so little time with kids… 1004 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:37,233 It'll change. Once she's with you full-time. 1005 01:10:37,441 --> 01:10:39,110 I hope so. 1006 01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:42,822 Let me get this straight. He offered you two grand? 1007 01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:45,116 To dance for one hour? 1008 01:10:47,451 --> 01:10:51,122 - I don't know. - I can't turn it down, Al. 1009 01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:55,668 Now that I have Angie with me, I've gotta find another job immediately. 1010 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:59,296 Which will pay me nothing compared to what I'm making now. 1011 01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:01,632 But, you know… 1012 01:11:02,049 --> 01:11:05,136 …she saw me last night. Can you imagine? 1013 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,056 Was she upset? 1014 01:11:09,306 --> 01:11:12,643 She said no, but come on. One day she's gonna realize… 1015 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,645 …and say, «That was my mother.» 1016 01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:22,486 How about you? You ready to feed Flipper? Step here. 1017 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,280 Oh, my God. 1018 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,785 - It's safe, though, right? - What? 1019 01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:32,997 With Dilbeck. I'm bringing Shad. 1020 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:37,376 I think as long as they think you don't know anything, you'll be fine. 1021 01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:38,794 Keep your ears open. 1022 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:41,380 What will you do with her tonight? 1023 01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:42,715 Urbana said that she'd… 1024 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:45,843 Why don't you drop her off at our house? 1025 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,220 - I can't do that. - Why not? 1026 01:11:48,512 --> 01:11:51,390 I told Donna everything. Your whole situation. 1027 01:11:51,599 --> 01:11:54,518 She said if you needed a hand she'd love to help. 1028 01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:57,730 She doesn't think I'm something out of A Current Affair? 1029 01:11:58,105 --> 01:12:01,859 Come on, you're a terrific girl. You know that. 1030 01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:05,905 So you made a mistake. You married a bum. What are you gonna do? 1031 01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:08,741 You gonna beat yourself up for the rest of your life? 1032 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:12,536 Well, I usually don't, but it's… 1033 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:15,623 I mean, it's just that… 1034 01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:18,250 …you know, she saw me dancing. 1035 01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:20,544 Yeah. 1036 01:12:22,254 --> 01:12:23,422 It'll all work out. 1037 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:26,717 I want her free and clear, whatever it takes. 1038 01:12:32,973 --> 01:12:34,850 Good job, baby! 1039 01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:05,464 - You're Mrs. Grant? - No, I'm Barbara Bush. 1040 01:13:05,881 --> 01:13:08,092 - Who is he? - George Bush. 1041 01:13:08,592 --> 01:13:10,094 George Bush is not invited. 1042 01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,430 - Take a hike. - Heh, heh, heh. 1043 01:13:13,597 --> 01:13:15,099 Oh, no, no. 1044 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,476 See, if he goes, I go. 1045 01:13:20,604 --> 01:13:22,773 Raise your hands. I gotta pat you down. 1046 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,401 Stop. 1047 01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:28,821 Right this way. 1048 01:13:48,465 --> 01:13:55,014 Your lips and mine Two sips of wine 1049 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:59,768 Memories are made of this 1050 01:14:02,896 --> 01:14:06,108 Then add the wedding bells 1051 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,652 One house where lovers dwell 1052 01:14:08,819 --> 01:14:13,490 Hello, Erin. My name is Congressman Dilbeck. 1053 01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:17,828 You are… You're a beauty. Heh, heh. 1054 01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:23,292 Stir carefully through the days See how the flavor stays 1055 01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:25,252 Good evening. 1056 01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:28,005 I'm Erin Grant. 1057 01:14:31,675 --> 01:14:33,552 And you must be… 1058 01:14:35,179 --> 01:14:36,555 Convak Dilvak. 1059 01:14:38,223 --> 01:14:39,558 Congressman Dildo. 1060 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,730 I am Congressman David Dilbeck. 1061 01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:48,192 And welcome, welcome. 1062 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:51,236 Welcome. 1063 01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:54,615 You are truly, truly welcome. 1064 01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:55,866 Thank you. 1065 01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,744 Have we ever met before? 1066 01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:00,871 No, no, no, no, no. 1067 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,707 But actually, I have seen… 1068 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:07,753 …many, many beautiful photographs of you. 1069 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,800 Well, I'm honored. And a congressman. 1070 01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:17,262 Very successful congressman you must be. 1071 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,098 This is not my boat. 1072 01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:23,560 It belongs to a very close friend of mine. 1073 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:26,897 Do you like Dino? 1074 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:34,613 Dean's great, yeah. But you know, I've brought my own. 1075 01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:37,783 Do you care for The Artist Formerly Known as Prince? 1076 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:40,744 Fold in lightly with a dream 1077 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,247 I care for you. 1078 01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:46,291 Your lips and mine 1079 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:50,045 So, George, you get to watch any of the auditions? 1080 01:15:50,421 --> 01:15:53,340 - Watch, my ass. I do the hiring. - No, no, no. 1081 01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:54,758 I've seen every girl in Florida. 1082 01:15:55,259 --> 01:15:58,095 What are the criteria? Monster jugs? 1083 01:15:58,429 --> 01:16:00,848 Firmness is crucial. 1084 01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:03,976 I gotta hold them for a while. Shake them. 1085 01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:06,186 You shake their tits? 1086 01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:11,316 It ain't no picnic, man. Got tendinitis in my right wrist. 1087 01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:13,986 On a rainy day, it's agony. 1088 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:17,156 You audition anybody famous? 1089 01:16:17,614 --> 01:16:20,451 - What? - You know, before they were famous. 1090 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:24,455 Sure did. 1091 01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,457 Meryl Streep. 1092 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:29,793 Come on! Meryl Streep stripped? 1093 01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:32,963 One of the best. 1094 01:16:33,213 --> 01:16:35,674 Chesty La France. 1095 01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,677 That was Meryl. 1096 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,806 Chesty La France. I heard of her. 1097 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:04,745 Ooh! 1098 01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:07,539 I give you anything you want. 1099 01:17:07,831 --> 01:17:09,666 A diamond ring. 1100 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:11,210 A Lexus. 1101 01:17:11,668 --> 01:17:13,837 I'll get you a condo on the beach. 1102 01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,380 Just be my girlfriend. 1103 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:18,342 - Can't do that. - Why not? 1104 01:17:19,676 --> 01:17:22,179 I love you. 1105 01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:25,516 You don't know what I've done for you recently. 1106 01:17:25,849 --> 01:17:28,227 Really? And what was that? 1107 01:17:29,269 --> 01:17:32,064 I talked to Judge Fingerhut about your daughter. 1108 01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:34,274 You did? 1109 01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:37,653 And how did you know about my case? 1110 01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:39,947 Little birdie told me. 1111 01:17:40,405 --> 01:17:43,867 It must have been a little old birdie who knew me very well. 1112 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:45,661 «Who» is not important. 1113 01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:47,871 Come on now. 1114 01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:51,083 Not just a little hint. 1115 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,419 I can't do that. 1116 01:17:57,548 --> 01:17:59,550 But I know the new judge. 1117 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:04,263 He's a very good friend of mine. The Honorable Jack Goldberg. 1118 01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:07,683 He'll be more amenable. 1119 01:18:09,893 --> 01:18:13,981 Darling, if you just come into Davey's life… 1120 01:18:14,398 --> 01:18:16,400 …good things will happen. 1121 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,777 You don't know how much I worship you. 1122 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:21,613 How much? 1123 01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:26,410 I sent my aide, Erb, over to your Laundromat. 1124 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:29,997 He brought back some of your lint. 1125 01:18:30,914 --> 01:18:31,915 My lint? 1126 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:33,750 Fresh… 1127 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:36,253 …hot lint. 1128 01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:43,427 And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint? 1129 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:47,097 I'm afraid I made love to it. 1130 01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:56,440 Close your eyes. I've got a little surprise for you. 1131 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,483 Keep them closed. 1132 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,819 No peeking. 1133 01:19:02,529 --> 01:19:05,365 - Ow! - Don't invade my private life again… 1134 01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:07,284 …or I'll kill you. You understand? 1135 01:19:07,492 --> 01:19:09,411 Show's over, big boy. 1136 01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,956 This is abnormal. 1137 01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:17,502 You'll come back tomorrow? Same time? 1138 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,129 I don't think so. 1139 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,673 I'll give you $5,000. 1140 01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:25,344 Five thousand dollars for no sex? You love me that much. 1141 01:19:26,053 --> 01:19:30,307 Just the touch of your hand sets my pecker on fire. 1142 01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:33,143 Maybe you should see a doctor. 1143 01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:34,519 Same time tomorrow? 1144 01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:38,148 If I come, can we talk more about my case? 1145 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:41,360 We can talk about anything. As long as you're naked. 1146 01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:44,363 We'll see. 1147 01:19:52,412 --> 01:19:53,997 Good evening. 1148 01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:55,666 Good evening. 1149 01:19:55,874 --> 01:19:58,835 You don't know me. I'm Malcolm Moldovsky. 1150 01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:00,712 Dilbeck's right hand. 1151 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,423 You must be a very busy man. 1152 01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:06,927 Touche. 1153 01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:09,888 I wish to give you some advice… 1154 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,808 …about your adorable little daughter, Angela. 1155 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:16,853 - What about her? - Your custody of her is illegal. 1156 01:20:17,854 --> 01:20:20,691 That's just temporary until the appeal gets heard… 1157 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:23,610 Please, please, Miss Grant. 1158 01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:26,113 Really, it's of no concern to us. 1159 01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:30,325 As long as you refuse to cooperate with certain individuals… 1160 01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:33,870 …who seek to harm and slur Congressman Dilbeck… 1161 01:20:34,871 --> 01:20:37,582 …for their own selfish political gain. 1162 01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:47,467 I don't know what you're talking about. Excuse me. 1163 01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:50,095 Perhaps you don't. 1164 01:20:50,637 --> 01:20:54,266 But what a pity if Angela were to be placed in a state home. 1165 01:20:54,558 --> 01:20:55,934 Pretty grim, most of them. 1166 01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:59,896 A lot of strange people working there. 1167 01:21:00,147 --> 01:21:04,985 I'd recommend that you cooperate with us for the child's sake. 1168 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:09,740 Which means you talk to no one about tonight… 1169 01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:12,868 …or any night. 1170 01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:15,787 Understood? 1171 01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:18,331 Of course. 1172 01:21:20,751 --> 01:21:21,877 Good. 1173 01:21:22,252 --> 01:21:23,920 Now if you'll excuse me… 1174 01:21:24,087 --> 01:21:27,007 …I'd better toss the congressman into a cold shower. 1175 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:33,513 By the way, I can see why he's so taken by your charms. 1176 01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:36,600 Good night. 1177 01:21:38,935 --> 01:21:40,604 Watch your step on the gangplank. 1178 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:51,198 She ain't dumb enough. 1179 01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:58,789 - Try anything? - No. 1180 01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,208 He ask you back? 1181 01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:03,960 No. 1182 01:22:04,836 --> 01:22:07,297 Aren't we Miss Talkative tonight? 1183 01:22:08,131 --> 01:22:09,466 I'm a little tired. 1184 01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:16,014 What's the matter, baby? Come on. 1185 01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:21,645 Monty. 1186 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:26,316 - All right! - Yeah. 1187 01:22:29,861 --> 01:22:31,988 This reptile's a freaking lemon. 1188 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:33,824 Who are you? 1189 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:35,325 Help! 1190 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:41,706 - So how did it go? - Fine. 1191 01:22:42,165 --> 01:22:45,001 - No problems? - No, none. 1192 01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:48,213 But no information. 1193 01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:51,675 Zero. 1194 01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:54,678 Look, I gotta run, you know. Angela's wiped. 1195 01:22:54,886 --> 01:22:57,055 I'll see you later, okay? 1196 01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:05,063 Come on, come on! 1197 01:23:05,897 --> 01:23:07,858 Come on, you can do it! 1198 01:23:08,191 --> 01:23:10,193 Get this off of me. 1199 01:23:10,610 --> 01:23:11,695 Do something! 1200 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:15,031 I'm doing something. I'm protecting you. 1201 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:18,535 - Stand back. - Oh, my God. What a show. 1202 01:23:19,619 --> 01:23:21,580 That's not Monty! 1203 01:23:22,706 --> 01:23:25,000 You're fine, hon. You'll be fine. 1204 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,043 Who was that snake? 1205 01:23:27,377 --> 01:23:29,212 It doesn't look bad. 1206 01:23:31,047 --> 01:23:32,549 What happened here? 1207 01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:35,886 We got a problem with a dead snake. 1208 01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:38,013 Gee, that's funny. 1209 01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:40,223 So do I. 1210 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:46,104 Here's that brilliant, charming attorney of yours, Mr. Mordecai. 1211 01:23:48,148 --> 01:23:52,777 Found him 400 yards offshore. Now show him the rest of his kisser. 1212 01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:58,617 Crabs find lawyers a particular delicacy. 1213 01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:00,410 Looks like lasagna. 1214 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:03,079 Cover that shit up. 1215 01:24:03,246 --> 01:24:06,958 You wanna tell me why your name was on his calendar for tomorrow? 1216 01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:11,338 I was involved in litigation with a yogurt company. 1217 01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:16,134 From my limited experience, this isn't something… 1218 01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:19,095 …a yogurt company would ordinarily do. 1219 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:22,432 He represented the kid who got mauled at your club. 1220 01:24:22,682 --> 01:24:25,769 Now that I find fascinating, Shad. 1221 01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:28,104 He had a picture. Ugh. 1222 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,815 Man, I'm gonna lose it. 1223 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,276 No, no. A picture of what? 1224 01:24:34,694 --> 01:24:35,779 A legislator? 1225 01:24:36,321 --> 01:24:38,698 Yeah, beating a kid's ass. 1226 01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:41,952 - Where's the original? - I got no idea. 1227 01:24:44,287 --> 01:24:45,789 Here, freshen up. 1228 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,709 All right, thanks. 1229 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,712 - Can I interest you in dessert? - Just the check. 1230 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:55,465 - Come here. - Ha, ha, ha. 1231 01:24:56,174 --> 01:24:58,969 - Dilbeck didn't invite her back? - She said no. 1232 01:24:59,177 --> 01:25:03,682 That's good. I don't think she should go there again, even with you. 1233 01:25:04,683 --> 01:25:06,851 She seemed all edgy tonight. 1234 01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:10,146 Man, she got her moods. Could be that time of month. 1235 01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:14,150 So you're like the gynecologist-bouncer, bouncer-gynecologist. 1236 01:25:15,026 --> 01:25:17,904 - I just watch out for the girl. - So do I. 1237 01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:21,199 That's a grand total of two people in Florida. 1238 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:25,412 The higher-ups in my department aren't pushing this investigation. 1239 01:25:25,662 --> 01:25:27,998 - Because of this asshole congressman? - Bingo. 1240 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:31,418 We got two homicides here, and nobody gives a shit. 1241 01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:33,920 And I'm worried about that girl. 1242 01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:37,173 She's out there all by herself. 1243 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:12,917 Where's the sheriff? 1244 01:26:27,390 --> 01:26:29,225 Hello, city desk? 1245 01:26:41,446 --> 01:26:43,782 It is an unusual time for a news conference… 1246 01:26:44,074 --> 01:26:46,576 …but the congressman feels it will dramatize his message. 1247 01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:48,203 We'll send a camera crew. 1248 01:26:48,411 --> 01:26:51,206 - Confirm? - There won't be any need to confirm. 1249 01:26:51,414 --> 01:26:53,249 - Got everything. - Thank you. 1250 01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:55,919 Good morning, pumpkin. How'd you sleep? 1251 01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:57,796 Good. How about you? 1252 01:26:58,088 --> 01:27:00,298 Well, I just… I slept great, honey. 1253 01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:08,848 Want some cereal? 1254 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:10,934 Not right now. 1255 01:27:14,437 --> 01:27:16,314 Good morning. - Hello, CNN? 1256 01:27:16,523 --> 01:27:18,233 - May I help you? - News desk. 1257 01:27:18,441 --> 01:27:19,859 One second, please. 1258 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:21,361 This is Jennifer… 1259 01:27:21,611 --> 01:27:24,489 …and I'm calling from Congressman Dilbeck's office. 1260 01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:27,325 Malcolm Moldovsky asked me to call… 1261 01:27:27,534 --> 01:27:29,619 …about the news conference at the refinery. 1262 01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:32,789 Mm-hm. 1263 01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:42,632 - Ugh! - Quit moving! 1264 01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:46,302 Whose Mercedes is that? 1265 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:49,889 - Some orthodontist from Tampa. - God, what would Mom say? 1266 01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:52,392 She'd say, «Nice fucking car.» Ow! 1267 01:27:52,892 --> 01:27:55,145 You got a mouth like a sewer! 1268 01:27:56,479 --> 01:27:58,148 I need some morphine. 1269 01:27:58,398 --> 01:28:00,150 I don't got none for humans. 1270 01:28:00,358 --> 01:28:01,484 What do you mean? 1271 01:28:01,776 --> 01:28:04,320 All's I got is some from when Lupa had her cubs. 1272 01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:06,865 - Wolf morphine? - I don't know. I think so. 1273 01:28:07,073 --> 01:28:10,201 So give me. I'm dying. Busted arm, two nights in jail. 1274 01:28:10,493 --> 01:28:12,203 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Darrell! 1275 01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:17,292 How'd you break it? 1276 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:21,171 Playing polo with Donald Trump, okay? 1277 01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:27,218 It says here you take two every four hours with a bowl of milk. 1278 01:28:27,927 --> 01:28:29,721 Sounds good to me. 1279 01:28:29,929 --> 01:28:31,848 I said two! 1280 01:28:32,849 --> 01:28:34,726 Goddamn it! 1281 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:51,367 You have to throw down a spade, another seven, unless you have an eight. 1282 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:53,077 Then you can change suits. 1283 01:28:53,703 --> 01:28:57,707 So that's why they call it Crazy Eights. 1284 01:28:58,333 --> 01:28:59,834 When are you coming back? 1285 01:29:00,043 --> 01:29:02,462 By two. But I hope you will be asleep. 1286 01:29:02,754 --> 01:29:05,465 We'll take care of her. Don't worry. 1287 01:29:07,425 --> 01:29:08,426 You're going out? 1288 01:29:08,718 --> 01:29:11,054 I'll be back by two. I'll dance the late shift. 1289 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:13,932 - Can you tell me where you… - No, I can't. 1290 01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:19,979 - You be good, pumpkin. - I will. 1291 01:29:21,064 --> 01:29:22,440 She'll be fine. 1292 01:29:22,899 --> 01:29:24,734 Don't worry. 1293 01:29:24,943 --> 01:29:25,944 See you, baby. 1294 01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:30,240 You're going to the boat? 1295 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:34,369 Not without me. 1296 01:29:36,412 --> 01:29:38,206 I'll be late. 1297 01:29:38,414 --> 01:29:39,457 Listen up. 1298 01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:42,085 - You said you weren't going. - I didn't want anybody to know. 1299 01:29:42,293 --> 01:29:43,461 - Like who? - Garcia. 1300 01:29:43,753 --> 01:29:46,256 Then just say, «Don't tell Garcia.» What's up? 1301 01:29:46,464 --> 01:29:49,509 They'll put Angela in a foster home if I don't keep my mouth shut. 1302 01:29:49,759 --> 01:29:53,596 - Says who? - Dilbeck's guy, that creep Moldovsky. 1303 01:29:53,763 --> 01:29:58,142 Promise me you will stay with her every second. I need to know that. 1304 01:29:58,434 --> 01:30:00,270 I can't let you go there alone. 1305 01:30:00,436 --> 01:30:04,315 They're gonna pay me $5,000. I need the money. 1306 01:30:04,691 --> 01:30:07,944 I need to get out of here and live a normal, fully-dressed life… 1307 01:30:08,194 --> 01:30:10,613 …with shopping lists and school buses. 1308 01:30:10,947 --> 01:30:13,324 If they wanted to kill me, they would have. 1309 01:30:13,658 --> 01:30:15,118 Let me get this straight. 1310 01:30:15,285 --> 01:30:18,496 So you gonna go there, dance and come back here. 1311 01:30:19,122 --> 01:30:20,206 Correct. 1312 01:30:21,332 --> 01:30:22,458 Something's up. 1313 01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:24,794 I've got it under control. 1314 01:30:25,044 --> 01:30:27,797 Promise me you'll stay with Angela every second. 1315 01:30:31,676 --> 01:30:34,053 - I'll see you later. - Erin. 1316 01:30:43,730 --> 01:30:45,315 - Bonsoir. - Bonsoir. 1317 01:31:40,870 --> 01:31:41,871 Sorry. 1318 01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:46,793 You speak English? 1319 01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:49,712 Sometime. 1320 01:31:50,630 --> 01:31:53,549 What do you think about the people you work for? 1321 01:31:54,884 --> 01:31:56,219 They're filth. 1322 01:31:56,427 --> 01:31:58,721 Exploiters of the poor. 1323 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:03,267 I think you and I are gonna get along just fine. 1324 01:32:05,812 --> 01:32:09,899 For $5,000, I expect to get laid. It's only human. 1325 01:32:10,108 --> 01:32:11,651 Davey, listen to me. 1326 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:14,570 That beautiful lady doesn't understand. 1327 01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:19,575 She doesn't understand what it's like to make love to a congressman. 1328 01:32:19,742 --> 01:32:21,411 The ecstasy, the wonderful… 1329 01:32:21,661 --> 01:32:24,747 Listen to me, you sick fuck! 1330 01:32:25,081 --> 01:32:27,458 She's been meeting with a cop. 1331 01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:29,585 Maybe he's from the titty squad. 1332 01:32:29,794 --> 01:32:31,421 He's homicide. 1333 01:32:31,754 --> 01:32:34,340 She used to work at the FBI as a secretary. 1334 01:32:34,590 --> 01:32:38,302 This bitch is poison. She's out to slaughter us. 1335 01:32:38,803 --> 01:32:40,805 Make a fool of me. 1336 01:32:42,140 --> 01:32:45,977 Screw yourself bowlegged, Davey of the Navy. 1337 01:32:47,145 --> 01:32:49,772 Then let us handle it. I'll be on the top deck. 1338 01:32:56,612 --> 01:32:58,781 I thought she cared for me. 1339 01:33:11,085 --> 01:33:12,128 We're heavy. 1340 01:33:13,963 --> 01:33:15,006 Copy. 1341 01:33:15,631 --> 01:33:17,300 - Uh-huh. - No cheating. 1342 01:33:17,467 --> 01:33:20,386 - One, two, three… Doesn't look good. 1343 01:33:20,553 --> 01:33:22,597 - Whee! - Can't get a break. 1344 01:33:24,474 --> 01:33:27,643 Shad's a loser. Shad's a loser. 1345 01:33:28,102 --> 01:33:30,146 Yo! Yo! 1346 01:33:30,354 --> 01:33:32,148 All right, Miss Angela. 1347 01:33:32,523 --> 01:33:33,608 Six! 1348 01:33:33,816 --> 01:33:35,860 She always gets six. 1349 01:34:15,525 --> 01:34:18,861 Sweet dreams are made of this 1350 01:34:19,028 --> 01:34:22,532 Who am I to disagree? 1351 01:34:22,698 --> 01:34:26,494 I travel the world and the seven seas 1352 01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:30,081 Everybody's looking for something 1353 01:34:30,248 --> 01:34:34,001 Some of them want to use you 1354 01:34:34,710 --> 01:34:37,213 Down, Bowser. Be patient. 1355 01:34:37,421 --> 01:34:38,714 Don't tease me! 1356 01:34:39,382 --> 01:34:42,677 I'm not teasing. You just sit back… 1357 01:34:42,885 --> 01:34:44,971 …relax, have yourself another drink. 1358 01:34:45,471 --> 01:34:48,808 Because tonight is the night. 1359 01:34:52,186 --> 01:34:53,563 It sure is. 1360 01:34:57,817 --> 01:35:02,280 Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? 1361 01:35:02,780 --> 01:35:04,907 Ah! Ow! 1362 01:35:06,909 --> 01:35:08,578 Who are you? 1363 01:35:09,078 --> 01:35:10,246 I want my daughter. 1364 01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:14,333 What? Chico! How'd you get onboard? 1365 01:35:14,792 --> 01:35:17,003 My little 'un. I want her. 1366 01:35:18,212 --> 01:35:22,133 Your «little «un,» whoever she is, is not here. 1367 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:25,428 Chico! 1368 01:35:25,928 --> 01:35:27,805 Keep your head up Moving on 1369 01:35:30,433 --> 01:35:31,934 What's this? 1370 01:35:32,602 --> 01:35:35,521 - Damn! - Yeah, look… 1371 01:35:43,279 --> 01:35:46,741 Well, there's a sight to raise the dead. 1372 01:35:48,284 --> 01:35:50,453 Who's that old freak? 1373 01:35:52,246 --> 01:35:54,248 Hold on a second. 1374 01:35:54,624 --> 01:35:56,375 I know who that is. 1375 01:35:56,626 --> 01:35:58,878 Is that the… Hey. 1376 01:35:59,879 --> 01:36:02,840 Is that that guy from Price Is Right? 1377 01:36:03,883 --> 01:36:05,301 - Hey! - Argh! 1378 01:36:06,135 --> 01:36:08,137 Oh, damn. 1379 01:36:10,556 --> 01:36:12,391 You got my daughter… 1380 01:36:12,642 --> 01:36:15,019 …and now you try and kill me with a ax! 1381 01:36:15,645 --> 01:36:19,649 I don't have your daughter! You're confused. 1382 01:36:20,566 --> 01:36:23,277 And it's «an» axe. 1383 01:36:23,819 --> 01:36:25,905 I'm stoned… 1384 01:36:26,697 --> 01:36:29,909 - …but I ain't confused. - Hey. Hey! 1385 01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:33,204 You stole my little 'un! 1386 01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:37,250 Sweet dreams are made of this 1387 01:36:37,416 --> 01:36:39,961 Who am I to disagree? 1388 01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:44,423 Before we make love, I wish to shave you. 1389 01:36:45,174 --> 01:36:46,801 I don't need a shave. 1390 01:36:46,968 --> 01:36:50,846 Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you 1391 01:36:51,013 --> 01:36:52,723 Evening, partygoers. 1392 01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:56,018 Some of them want to get used by you 1393 01:36:56,185 --> 01:36:59,897 Some of them want to abuse you 1394 01:37:00,398 --> 01:37:04,568 Some of them want to be abused 1395 01:37:15,871 --> 01:37:19,166 Sweet dreams are made of this 1396 01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:22,753 Who am I to disagree? 1397 01:37:22,920 --> 01:37:25,715 I travel the world and the seven seas 1398 01:37:26,090 --> 01:37:27,258 Where's Erin? 1399 01:37:27,550 --> 01:37:30,594 Everybody's looking for something 1400 01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:32,972 I don't hear you. 1401 01:37:33,389 --> 01:37:35,266 Bullshit. 1402 01:37:42,356 --> 01:37:45,067 Hold your head up Keep your head up 1403 01:37:45,234 --> 01:37:46,444 Tiffany! 1404 01:37:46,610 --> 01:37:48,112 Hold your head up Moving on 1405 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:49,989 Keep your head up Moving on 1406 01:37:50,156 --> 01:37:51,866 Hold your head up Moving on 1407 01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:53,826 Keep your head up Moving on 1408 01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:55,745 Hold your head up Moving on 1409 01:37:55,911 --> 01:37:57,288 Keep your head up 1410 01:37:59,498 --> 01:38:00,791 Yeah! 1411 01:38:02,335 --> 01:38:05,504 - Tiffany! - Here we go, babe! Here we go! 1412 01:38:13,429 --> 01:38:16,932 Sweet dreams are made of this 1413 01:38:17,099 --> 01:38:20,603 Who am I to disagree? 1414 01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:24,440 I travel the world and the seven seas 1415 01:38:24,607 --> 01:38:27,777 Everybody's looking for something 1416 01:38:28,944 --> 01:38:29,945 Is Mommy okay? 1417 01:38:30,154 --> 01:38:33,115 She's fine, honey. We're gonna pick her up now. 1418 01:38:33,324 --> 01:38:36,285 We'll play card games, have some fun! 1419 01:38:37,661 --> 01:38:39,455 She won't like this. She told me… 1420 01:38:39,663 --> 01:38:43,542 I don't care what she told you! How could you let her go alone? 1421 01:38:43,876 --> 01:38:46,587 - I thought you were in jail. - I made my bail. 1422 01:38:46,837 --> 01:38:49,006 - This son of a bitch your… - Hang on. 1423 01:38:49,215 --> 01:38:52,802 Here's your nickel. Nice dance. 1424 01:38:53,094 --> 01:38:57,640 - Would you please just get out of here? - Unh! Ow! 1425 01:38:59,683 --> 01:39:03,979 Hey. Are you that guy from Price Is Right? 1426 01:39:04,230 --> 01:39:08,275 No. I'm Congressman David Dilbeck. 1427 01:39:08,526 --> 01:39:09,527 Congressman? 1428 01:39:09,777 --> 01:39:11,278 - Yeah. - No shit? 1429 01:39:11,529 --> 01:39:13,030 Well, I steal wheelchairs… 1430 01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:15,533 …so we got a lot in common. 1431 01:39:16,242 --> 01:39:20,329 I'm getting tired. I think I just killed a lying weasel. 1432 01:39:20,538 --> 01:39:21,789 You did what? 1433 01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:24,542 Beat him with this here club. 1434 01:39:24,792 --> 01:39:28,045 Well then, get out! And leave us alone! 1435 01:39:28,295 --> 01:39:30,673 I'm about to mount this here beauty. 1436 01:39:31,966 --> 01:39:33,300 Maybe not. 1437 01:39:33,551 --> 01:39:36,804 You're talking about my wife. 1438 01:39:38,848 --> 01:39:41,183 It's time for us to take a little drive. 1439 01:39:42,643 --> 01:39:44,103 Malcolm. 1440 01:39:46,147 --> 01:39:47,648 Malcolm! 1441 01:39:53,779 --> 01:39:57,241 - Move it, move it! - Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 1442 01:40:15,009 --> 01:40:16,844 Get on… Keep quiet! 1443 01:40:18,387 --> 01:40:21,390 - Pick a good one. Take it! - Hurry it up! 1444 01:40:21,932 --> 01:40:23,184 Shit, look at this. 1445 01:40:23,767 --> 01:40:25,519 Help me, you assholes. 1446 01:40:27,146 --> 01:40:28,731 Help! 1447 01:40:32,443 --> 01:40:33,777 Stop! Stop! 1448 01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:39,366 I voted against gun control. Weapons could end up in the wrong hands. 1449 01:40:39,575 --> 01:40:40,951 Will you please shut up? 1450 01:40:51,962 --> 01:40:53,005 What? 1451 01:40:53,506 --> 01:40:56,258 - It doesn't start. - Come on, man. 1452 01:40:58,844 --> 01:41:01,096 We are in trouble. 1453 01:41:01,347 --> 01:41:02,514 Oh, no! 1454 01:41:08,979 --> 01:41:10,397 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1455 01:41:13,776 --> 01:41:15,361 That fracture looks bad. 1456 01:41:17,154 --> 01:41:18,906 We ought to drop him off at the doctor. 1457 01:41:19,698 --> 01:41:23,619 - We're not dropping anybody anywhere. - My sister Rita done up my arm. 1458 01:41:23,827 --> 01:41:26,789 Oh, really? I'm a great believer in family. 1459 01:41:27,206 --> 01:41:28,582 Do you have a pen and paper? 1460 01:41:29,375 --> 01:41:32,044 It didn't feel the way I thought, killing a man. 1461 01:41:32,419 --> 01:41:34,672 - Killing a man? - It felt terrible. 1462 01:41:35,256 --> 01:41:38,676 - I want you to write something. - What? 1463 01:41:41,178 --> 01:41:44,056 I want you to give me custody of Angela. 1464 01:41:44,306 --> 01:41:47,768 - No way. - You're going to jail for what you did… 1465 01:41:47,977 --> 01:41:51,689 …and I will not have that child placed in a foster home. 1466 01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:54,775 So please. A simple note. 1467 01:41:55,317 --> 01:41:57,903 «I, Darrell Grant…» 1468 01:41:58,153 --> 01:41:59,989 I love that little 'un. 1469 01:42:00,239 --> 01:42:03,117 I know you do. «…give full custody…» 1470 01:42:03,367 --> 01:42:04,952 - You do? - Yes, I do. 1471 01:42:05,202 --> 01:42:08,414 Let's do this for her. Let's not put her at risk anymore. 1472 01:42:08,622 --> 01:42:12,084 «…to my wife, Erin Grant.» 1473 01:42:13,419 --> 01:42:15,087 Okay. 1474 01:42:15,963 --> 01:42:17,089 Good boy. 1475 01:42:23,304 --> 01:42:25,931 You know, you write quite poorly. 1476 01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:28,851 Are you a high-school graduate? 1477 01:42:34,857 --> 01:42:36,191 Darrell. 1478 01:42:36,442 --> 01:42:37,443 Shit! 1479 01:42:41,447 --> 01:42:44,074 Everybody just stay put, all right? 1480 01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:10,351 This girl is nuts. 1481 01:43:37,044 --> 01:43:38,754 My prostate doctor said… 1482 01:43:39,004 --> 01:43:42,049 …that I have to urinate whenever possible. 1483 01:43:42,466 --> 01:43:45,052 Then go relieve yourself over there. 1484 01:43:45,386 --> 01:43:49,139 Go. Pierre, just stay with him. 1485 01:43:52,935 --> 01:43:53,936 Darrell? 1486 01:43:55,479 --> 01:43:57,064 Darrell? Darrell! 1487 01:44:11,203 --> 01:44:13,622 Now wake up. Come on. Here. 1488 01:44:13,956 --> 01:44:15,249 You gotta sign this. 1489 01:44:15,499 --> 01:44:17,835 Sign your name, that's all you gotta do… 1490 01:44:18,085 --> 01:44:19,503 …before you get arrested. 1491 01:44:19,753 --> 01:44:21,880 Now come on. Sign your name. 1492 01:44:25,509 --> 01:44:27,469 There you go. 1493 01:44:28,220 --> 01:44:32,307 «Darrell Grant.» Good boy. Good. 1494 01:44:33,225 --> 01:44:34,601 That's right. 1495 01:44:37,354 --> 01:44:39,273 I'm back! 1496 01:44:40,232 --> 01:44:42,526 No more teasing. 1497 01:44:43,318 --> 01:44:45,654 Oh, finally. 1498 01:44:46,071 --> 01:44:47,156 What? 1499 01:44:47,406 --> 01:44:50,284 Finally you take me like a man. 1500 01:44:50,534 --> 01:44:52,953 Like a congressman. 1501 01:44:53,203 --> 01:44:55,164 I knew you cared for me. 1502 01:44:55,414 --> 01:44:57,708 Malcolm didn't know what he was talking about. 1503 01:44:57,958 --> 01:45:01,044 - Now take me. - Here? 1504 01:45:01,253 --> 01:45:04,256 I've got a special spot picked out for us. 1505 01:45:04,506 --> 01:45:07,968 Get that music box for me, will you, honey? 1506 01:45:15,851 --> 01:45:19,438 - Sorry, boss. It all happened… - Shut up, you nitwit! 1507 01:45:19,688 --> 01:45:23,817 Don't explain. We got a goddamn stripper about to bring us all down. 1508 01:45:24,526 --> 01:45:26,320 How do I look? 1509 01:45:26,779 --> 01:45:28,238 Not bad. 1510 01:45:30,657 --> 01:45:33,118 - What happened to him? - I hit him with a rock. 1511 01:45:33,452 --> 01:45:34,912 Who's the man? 1512 01:45:35,162 --> 01:45:36,789 You're the man. 1513 01:45:37,039 --> 01:45:41,460 You are the man and oh, so strong. 1514 01:45:42,211 --> 01:45:45,297 - Well, here we are. - Here? 1515 01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:48,550 You ever make it on a pile of sugar before? 1516 01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:50,928 No, but I'm willing to try. 1517 01:45:51,178 --> 01:45:52,638 Well, you're in for a treat. 1518 01:45:52,888 --> 01:45:55,265 You're in for a treat too, darling. 1519 01:45:55,807 --> 01:45:58,060 Now you just let me put some music on… 1520 01:45:58,310 --> 01:46:01,021 …while you take off those pretty little pants. 1521 01:46:01,271 --> 01:46:03,482 You'd better put on some blast goggles. 1522 01:46:03,732 --> 01:46:06,360 Because you're in for an overwhelming sight. 1523 01:46:06,610 --> 01:46:07,861 Shit! Radio for help! 1524 01:46:08,111 --> 01:46:11,824 What do I tell them? Congressman Dilbeck abducted a woman. 1525 01:46:12,074 --> 01:46:14,201 They'll shut off their radios and go help him. 1526 01:46:14,451 --> 01:46:16,537 So we're it. A cop and a bouncer. 1527 01:46:16,787 --> 01:46:19,623 Plus two strippers and a kid. We're in great shape. 1528 01:46:27,589 --> 01:46:30,592 And two. How come here? How come not that yacht? 1529 01:46:30,843 --> 01:46:33,679 I'm kind of private. I don't like people watching. 1530 01:46:33,887 --> 01:46:36,640 Me neither. I don't like anything kinky. 1531 01:46:36,890 --> 01:46:38,934 I know you don't. You're a real man. 1532 01:46:39,184 --> 01:46:42,437 I knew it when poor Jerry was killed and Shad's lawyer. 1533 01:46:42,646 --> 01:46:47,109 I said, «Davey's the real thing. An M-A-N man.» 1534 01:46:47,359 --> 01:46:49,069 A man blackmails you… 1535 01:46:49,319 --> 01:46:50,696 …you got to deal with it! 1536 01:46:50,946 --> 01:46:52,656 You got to be hard and firm. 1537 01:46:52,906 --> 01:46:53,907 Whoo! And you can dance. 1538 01:46:54,157 --> 01:46:55,826 - Marry me. - What? 1539 01:46:56,076 --> 01:46:57,995 Marry me. Just say it. 1540 01:46:58,245 --> 01:46:59,746 - You are married. - I know. 1541 01:46:59,955 --> 01:47:02,249 But I'd leave my wife in a heartbeat. 1542 01:47:02,499 --> 01:47:05,168 She wouldn't care. She doesn't like me anyhow. 1543 01:47:05,419 --> 01:47:09,339 Well, this is very sudden, and I have a lot to think about. 1544 01:47:09,590 --> 01:47:12,551 - I'll make you proud of me. - I know you would. 1545 01:47:12,801 --> 01:47:16,054 It's like when Jerry said, «I'm gonna shake down Dilbeck.» 1546 01:47:16,305 --> 01:47:17,764 And I said, «Are you crazy? 1547 01:47:18,015 --> 01:47:21,435 Blackmail a real man like that?» 1548 01:47:21,685 --> 01:47:25,480 I said to Malcolm, «Just do what you have to do… 1549 01:47:25,731 --> 01:47:28,442 …to Jerry, that fat lawyer. Just do it!» 1550 01:47:28,692 --> 01:47:31,695 - Just do it. - Just do it! And he did. 1551 01:47:31,945 --> 01:47:33,905 - Didn't he? - He sure did. 1552 01:47:34,197 --> 01:47:35,407 You idiot! 1553 01:47:37,159 --> 01:47:40,037 - Shit. - Hi, Malcolm! How you doing? 1554 01:47:40,287 --> 01:47:42,748 I'd like to introduce you to my fiancee. 1555 01:47:42,956 --> 01:47:44,333 This is Miss Erin Grant. 1556 01:47:44,583 --> 01:47:46,043 Sorry, Davey. 1557 01:47:46,251 --> 01:47:47,669 You both gotta go. 1558 01:47:47,919 --> 01:47:49,588 Willie's orders. 1559 01:47:50,714 --> 01:47:52,049 You are sick. 1560 01:47:52,299 --> 01:47:55,093 - Murder-suicide, Miss Grant. - Suicide? 1561 01:47:55,302 --> 01:47:58,972 Hell of a story, isn't it? A congressman and a stripper. 1562 01:48:01,308 --> 01:48:03,018 Excuse me. What did you call me? 1563 01:48:03,435 --> 01:48:05,228 A stripper. 1564 01:48:06,146 --> 01:48:07,189 Dancer, asshole. 1565 01:48:08,565 --> 01:48:10,233 George Bush! 1566 01:48:10,651 --> 01:48:14,404 That's not George Bush. That doesn't look anything like George Bush. 1567 01:48:17,115 --> 01:48:20,077 Drop them. You got till three. 1568 01:48:20,285 --> 01:48:21,286 One. 1569 01:48:23,413 --> 01:48:26,958 - What are you, nuts? - Yeah, psycho. 1570 01:48:27,209 --> 01:48:31,296 Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. 1571 01:48:32,964 --> 01:48:35,884 I have a kick-your-ass fetish. 1572 01:48:36,510 --> 01:48:37,552 Two. 1573 01:48:47,187 --> 01:48:48,230 Boss? 1574 01:48:48,438 --> 01:48:49,439 Three! 1575 01:48:49,690 --> 01:48:53,110 Nico. Ah! Goddamn it! 1576 01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:54,736 Good evening, everyone. 1577 01:48:55,237 --> 01:48:56,697 Postman, postman 1578 01:48:56,947 --> 01:48:58,323 Do your duty 1579 01:48:58,573 --> 01:49:01,702 Send this letter To an American beauty 1580 01:49:01,952 --> 01:49:04,037 You're now under arrest. 1581 01:49:04,246 --> 01:49:06,540 For a variety of charges. 1582 01:49:10,252 --> 01:49:11,795 I need some coffee. 1583 01:49:12,170 --> 01:49:14,756 Why don't we start with homicide. 1584 01:49:18,969 --> 01:49:20,554 You're not arresting anyone. 1585 01:49:24,224 --> 01:49:25,517 Black. 1586 01:49:26,017 --> 01:49:27,018 No sugar. 1587 01:49:44,077 --> 01:49:46,455 I said, no sugar. 1588 01:49:54,087 --> 01:49:57,090 You know you have a serious dandruff problem. 1589 01:49:57,716 --> 01:49:59,509 Ladies! 1590 01:50:01,470 --> 01:50:03,305 Mama! Mama! 1591 01:50:05,640 --> 01:50:07,225 Baby! 1592 01:50:09,811 --> 01:50:12,981 - You okay, Mama? - I'm fine, baby. 1593 01:50:16,067 --> 01:50:18,445 See how you could get tendinitis? 1594 01:50:21,990 --> 01:50:24,117 Come on, guys. 1595 01:50:25,535 --> 01:50:27,913 Congressman, you called a news conference? 1596 01:50:32,334 --> 01:50:34,252 Holy shit! 1597 01:50:38,548 --> 01:50:39,966 Thank you. 1598 01:50:40,550 --> 01:50:41,843 Thank you. 1599 01:50:42,344 --> 01:50:46,890 There comes a time in every public figure's career… 1600 01:50:47,140 --> 01:50:49,601 …when he has to think about his future. 1601 01:50:49,810 --> 01:50:52,479 You are making a tragic mistake here. 1602 01:51:02,364 --> 01:51:06,701 Jerry, fat lawyer. Just do it! And he did. 1603 01:51:06,952 --> 01:51:08,161 You idiot! 1604 01:51:10,247 --> 01:51:12,499 Do you have any idea how nuts this was? 1605 01:51:13,208 --> 01:51:14,209 Mama? 1606 01:51:14,876 --> 01:51:16,670 We're going, baby. 1607 01:51:17,754 --> 01:51:19,798 Thank you for all your help. 1608 01:51:20,048 --> 01:51:21,466 Yeah, likewise. 1609 01:51:21,675 --> 01:51:24,010 Keep me posted on what you decide to do. 1610 01:51:24,261 --> 01:51:28,181 - Maybe I'll run for Congress. - There's gonna be a seat open now. 1611 01:51:37,983 --> 01:51:40,318 - I'll talk to you soon. - Yeah. Stay in touch. 1612 01:51:53,248 --> 01:51:54,833 You shouldn't have done this without me. 1613 01:51:55,500 --> 01:51:57,335 It won't happen again. 117054

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