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Miss. . . I called earlier today.

Hold on .

It's NT$1 00.

Mister. . .a hundred dollars.

Can you . . . help me?

What?

"So what part of the fish is this?"

"lt's the fillet."

"Fillet? Like a pork fillet?"

"Yes, it's the highest grade"

"Now we pour the sauce over it."

"The sauce we made earlier?"

"That's right. You have to be quick."

"So it's all done now?

That's right."

"Come on then ."

"What's the name of this dish?"

"Carp Jumps Over the Dragon Gate."

"lt's an auspicious name for the Chinese."

"You can see the fish is still alive."

"See? lts mouth is still moving ."

"ls this a popular dish here?"

"No, it's not really popular nowadays."

"Because it takes a lot of'

"skills to make it."

"And you have to be quick"

"so that the fish is still moving"

"when served ."

"Yes so shall we. . ."

"Wow, there's beer?

Is that to go with the fish?"

"Yes, that's how most people eat it."

"Here's a toast to you ."

"Thank you ."

"We should toast this fish as well."

"Sorry to make you sacrifice"

"for our show."

"You've opened our eyes to"

"this unique cooking style."

"Thank you very much ."

"I wonder what the fish"

"is thinking of now."

"lts mouth is still moving ."

"lt must be saying : help me! "

Don't worry about it. . .

I am here to help you . . .

Hello, this is helpline. . .

Yes, it is very fast.

It'd stop rising soon. Just wait.

It's like snakes and ladders.

It is rising higher and higher.

Weisheng rose by only 20 cents.

Yes, you should buy now.

Xitong rose by 25 cents.

Yes, it rose by 25 cents.

25 cents.

Weisheng rose a lot.

It rose by 95 cents.

I could've made NT$400.

I told you we should've bought earlier.

Everyone's selling now.

One Mild Seven .

Hey, don't I get a betel nut?

The previous girl always gave me one.

Thanks.

What's your name?

Thank you !

What's your name?

(Sealed by the Taiwan Kaohsiung)

(Municipal Court)

Jesus says :

It is time for Man's glory!

I am telling you solemnly.

A fallen grain that dies,

is only but one grain .

If it dies, it will grow into more grains.

Those who love life,

will lose life ultimately.

Those who hate life will

keep living forever.

I gave it a lot of Carbon Dioxide

So it can get better like I need to. . .

I am . . .

Yes, l've had a joint. . .

But I'm totally broke!

I used to make millions a month.

Now, no one will hire me as a cleaner.

Yes, l've had it today.

Hello? And then what?

Hello?

The water is boiling .

I'm making instant noodles.

Instant noodles.

I said l've had a joint, not my meal !

A joint is. . .

Didn't l tell you what a joint means?

That's right.

It is my life.

I can't live without it.

You must help me please!

I'm dying . . .

Yes, l am cooking noodles.

Hello? Yes, l'm making it now.

The fire is very strong .

I'll turn off the gas.

What?

Yes, l'm feeling extremely high now.

But I must give you a call before l die.

Open the windows?

Hello?

Yes, l'm opening the windows now.

Is this ok?

A comfortable place?

Here, I'm comfortable now.

Yes.

I'm feeling better.

Yes, l'm ok now. . .

My shares have all been frozen . . .

I told you, l'm penniless. . .

My apartment and my car. . . .

I do want love!

But you're not giving me any. . .

So it's been a year and a half?

And did you try looking for a job?

As for the credit card problem,

I'm sure the bank will be willing

to help you find a solution.

I understand . . .

And what do you think is the reason?

Shin ! Shin !

Don't accept these old coins in future.

Otherwise, you'll have to pay it yourself.

There you go!

Haven't seen you in a while!

Where've you been?

Why? lt's only been 2 days.

You miss me?

Who says it's been 2 days?

It's been 2 weeks!

I don't think so!

Where did you go?

Take a guess. . .

Iet me show you something .

Come, come closer.

I don't want to.

You've found someone else, right?

What is it?

Just come on in .

Why should I?

See this? You want it?

It's for me!

Hold on .

Will you have supper with me later?

Why? Give it to me first.

Mister!

You gave me an old coin this morning .

We can't use it.

Are you sure it's from me?

I'm positive.

I didn't bring my wallet.

Why don't you take this?

You owe me fifty bucks!

Sir.

Will you buy this lamp?

What?

This lamp.

A lamp? What kind?

It's a designer lamp. Have a look.

We don't buy these.

What?

We don't buy this kind of lamp.

I'll make it cheap.

We really don't buy this

I'm sorry.

Here's a branded wallet.

I know you have many regulations.

But I can't get you whenever I feel like

It's very hard to get through .

Can you give me your MSN?

I'll give you mine then .

Help Me. Help Me

Help Me. H . E.L. P, M . E

Helpme1 7 8

at. . .at. . .

hotmail .com

There's a nurse downstairs.

A nurse. . .and a schoolgirl .

Eros.

Where are you?

Do not try to hide yourself.

Be happy.

Be cheerful.

Eros has found you .

True love.

True emotions.

Don't keep them buried in your heart.

Accept it

Treasure it.

For Eros has found you.

Let us be together.

And be a good couple.

Tell me your feelings.

Throw away your troubles and worries.

Right now

At this very moment.

You and I are both here.

Be happy.

Be cheerful.

For Eros has found you.

Thank you.

Can you take me somewhere?

Thank you.

Hey, you want to come see something?

(Second hand cars for sale)

You didn't have to lie about stealing .

This is my ex-girlfriend .

We broke up last month.

I couldn't pay my loans and had to sell

Even the keys are original.

How much is this car?

Over a million .

Wow. Over a million?

Where are we going?

Shall we go take a sticker photograph?

Faster! lt's too slow! Go faster!

What was that flash?

Speed camera . You just costed me NT$1 800.

Can we do it again?

Again? Sure!

Where is it?

Turn around !

What are you doing up here?

My goodness.

We must be crazy!

What are we doing here?

I'm waiting for a helpline counselor.

You called the helpline?

Why?

I can't go on living anymore.

You can't go on living?

Which one is it?

Which one?

Is that her?

My body is filthy.

What are you smoking?

Inhale more deeply.

Marijuana is God :

You finally responded .

Little cookie :

I was worried you'd do something foolish .

Marijuana is God :

The world will not miss me if I'm gone.

Little cookie : But I do notice when you don't call .

Marijuana is God : Thank you .

Only you care about me in this world .

Marijuana is God :

You are prettier than l imagined .

Little cookie : Really?

Marijuana is God : Who is that. . .

. . .fat girl beside you?

Little cookie :

My colleague. She used to be slim .

But her husband cooked for her everyday.

Would you know if I told you?

What?

Would you know if I told you?

Just tell me! Teach me!

It's called a Porsche.

A Porsche?

What model is it?

91 1

How weird . Not really.

You want to get in for a closer look?

Want to get in?

Come on ! Get in?

That's right. Get in .

Alright.

Don't worry, l won't sell you away.

Sell me? You won't earn a cent!

Why are you shaking?

It's like someone having sex in here!

I checked the stock market for you today.

The stocks you bought rose today.

It rose by 1 3 dollars today.

Not bad .

You went for a walk?

That's good .

Where did you go?

Dream Mall? Where is it?

A ferris wheel?

Me? ln a pink blouse?

You must be mistaken .

This looks like your case.

Sure, we can meet.

NO.

But I must tell my supervisor

your situation .

(Soldier killed himself)

(by drinking poison)

Careful, it is hot.

It's made from ostrich's neck.

It's low in cholesterol and calories.

It's good for the body.

Try the egg !

It's as big as 24 chicken eggs.

Took a long time to fry it.

Michael is staying with us for two night.

What is that?

Its sexual organs.

Why is it featherless on the bottom?

When they are young,

they will bite off each others feathers

because of the smell on their bottom .

My friend wanted to see you.

Really? What does he do?

What do you think he does?

I don't know. Same as you?

Come, I'll show you something .

What is it?

Come closer.

It's just here.

Come closer.

Hey!

Help! Let me go!

Hey, what happened?

Are you alright?

What happened? What happened?

Those bastards!

I didn't see clearly.

Are you alright? Can you stand?

My goodness! Those bastards!

Didn't he just give you an LV bag?

What's wrong with him today?

The bag must be a fake.

Relax.

Breath it in .

What are you giving her?

You want to try some?

(You have just sent a nudge.)

(You may not send a nudge that often .)

Didn't you want to talk face to face?

Come with me.

Is it a blackout?

You didn't pay the electricity bill?

I'll help you pay tomorrow.

There's no water either.

Didn't l tell you to bring water?

What did you bring this for?

It's for you to drink!

I needed water for the plants!

They'll die if I don't water them !

How do I know you don't have water supply?

Aren't you capable of

paying your own bills?

Just bring me some water!

Hey, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Are you done?

"Today is Taiwan's birthday."

"My son joined the army"

"because he's a patriot."

"Now he's missing but neither"

"the previous ruling party"

"nor the current one will help! "

"This woman wants to set herself on fire"

"to protest against the government for not"

"explaining her son's disappearance"

" 1 3 years ago. . ."

"Now let's go take a look at"

"the entrances of Taipei Main Station."

"Due to the closure of'

"the adjacent station,"

"the entrances are overcrowded ."

"Our reporter Song Jieyun"

"brings us the latest."

"I am now outside Taipei main station ."

"lt is filled with supporters"

"of the opposition party."

"who are all dressed in red,"

"and sitting on the road,"

"causing traffic to come to a halt."

Nice.

Come here.

If I knew you weren't true to me

I wouldn't have fallen for you .

If you loved me, why did you leave me?

Now, I can only blame myself.

But I can't stop myself

from thinking of you .

I can't stop myself from loving you .

I can't help but keep this love a secret

and bury it deeply in my heart.

If I knew you weren't true to me

I wouldn't have fallen for you .

If you loved me, why did you leave me?

Now, I can only blame myself.

But I can't stop myself

from thinking of you .

I can't stop myself from loving you .

I can't help but keep this love a secret

and bury it deeply in my heart.

Can you help me call Shin?

Hey.

Hello.

What?

She's not answering your calls?

Did you call her?

I am dialing now.

Hey.

It's switched off.

What?

It's switched off!

What happened between you two?

Help me send her a text message.

Tell her to come back quickly.

Tell her to come quickly!

"Since everyone has so many complaints"

"about the National Day Celebrations"

"and are so unwilling to participate"

"I suggest that we stop doing it"

"from next year! "

"President Chen then took out a baseball"

"autographed by player Wang Jian Ming ."

Was that your phone?

"Wang is playing for Taiwan ."

"My dear countrymen, let's cheer for him"

"for representing Taiwan in baseball."

"Let's cheer together! "

"Cheers for Taiwan ! Cheers for Taiwan ! "

Sir. How are you?

LCD television .

Hold on, there's more.

Here's a notebook computer.

Are you moving house?

No.

What else have you got?

Put it there.

Here's a pair of binoculars.

Put it over there.

Anything else?

That's about it.

How much do you want for them?

Can you give me an estimate?

What about the LCD TV?

I bought it for NT$50,000.

NT$50,000.

Take a look at it.

(Lottery shop)

Can I help you?

"How heavy is one egg?"

"lt's more than 1 kilogram ."

"24 times bigger than a chicken egg ."

"Since you're here with us, Michael."

"Why don't we demonstrate?"

"Let's see what an ostrich egg"

"omelet taste like."

"Here's this week's lotto draw"

"Let's take a look at the total sales result."

"This week's total sales is"

"NT$75,547,750."

"That's right. The total is"

"NT$75,547,750."

"You're watching this week's"

"live lotto draw."

"The balls are turning now"

"and we'll soon know."

"There'll be 6 numbers plus"

"one special number."

"That's 7 winning numbers in all ."

"Now let's have a look."

"The first winning number is. . ."

"lt's number 7! "

"And the second number is. . ."

"Number 30! "

"And the third number is. . ."

"Number 9! "

"Number 9 is the third number! "

"And now for the fourth number. . ."

"Number 32! "

" . . .the fifth is 37 and the sixth is 2"

"And our special number is 1 9."

"Are you a winner?"

"Congratulations if you are."

"Coming up next is our special draw. . ."

(Your case Mr Lee needs your help.)

(He's at 6F 7 29 Chung Cheng Rd .)

Go get changed quickly.

A fallen grain that dies,

is only but one grain .

When if dies,

it will grow into more grains.

Is life only a series of struggles?

Is courage only for nursing

our tired souls?

Walking on this path of no return

Watching the inevitable happen

Faced with endless troubles and doubts

We struggle again and again

In a life of heavy and light

In a life of fast and slow

Who really understands my troubles?

In a life of ups and downs

Of constant moving and stopping

Who can hear my soul crying out

In a life of heavy and light

In a life of fast and slow

Who really understands my troubles?

In a life of ups and downs

Of constant moving and stopping

Who can understand me and help me?

Help me!