Original subtitles

All right, sweetheart, everything's gonna be okay.

You just... Just relax. Just breathe and relax.

Dr. Reynolds is on her way in.

Now, Mrs. Sheffield, we're gonna get you a little something for your pain.

Not little, honey. I wanna be "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."

Mr. Sheffield, if you'll come with me, I need you to fill out some forms.

Oh, okay. I'll be with you in a minute. Sweetie, I'll be right back.

Now, is there anything I can get you before I go?

Well, I suppose it's too late for a surrogate mother.

[Maxwell chuckles]

-Oh, just a little bit, I'm afraid. -Oh, honey.

Oh, hi, Ma.

Oh, darling. Look at this.

Three generations of Fine women.

We are leaving an enormous legacy behind.

I think it's more an enormous behind we're leaving as a legacy.

-How are you doing, baby? -Okay.

I'm just a little scared.

Oy, I think it's gonna hurt, Yetta.

Oh, what's to be scared about?

-Look what came out of me. -[Fran] Oh. [laughs]

♪ She was working In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make-up But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style! She had flair! She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪

This is so exciting. I can't wait until I get pregnant.

Oh, yes, you can.

So, Dad, what do you think the twins are gonna look like?

Oh, Brighton, it doesn't matter who the babies look like.

So long as they're happy and healthy and sound like me.

[Niles] Oh, God.

[loudly] Oh, God.

Sir, I think the gentleman sitting over there

is trying to get your attention.

Oh, God!

All right, old man, what's the matter?

-Where's... Where's C.C.? -Seeing a doctor.

Trying to find out why she hasn't stopped vomiting since I proposed to her.

You think maybe it's happy vomit?

Niles, C.C.'s fine. She's just a little nervous, that's all.

-Put yourself in her shoes. -Oh, I can't, they're too big.

Hey, that's my future wife you're laughing at and I don't dig it.

Listen, Val, Maxwell and I were talking

and, well, we decided that we would be honored

if you would be the twins' godmother.

You'd be honored? You know how all our girlfriends

-always wanted to be Cinderella? -Yeah.

But I always wanted to be the fairy godmother.

Uh, Val, you do understand,

that this doesn't come with special powers or wands or anything.

I know.

Nanny Fine, I'm afraid I'm making a terrible mistake.

I was throwing up before I said yes to Niles,

after I said yes to Niles.

What if this feeling never stops?

Think how thin you'll be.

I'm just not sure I'm making the right decision.

[screaming]

I'm sorry, that was another contraction.

You see, I'm over here having twins,

and I happen to be in excruciating pain,

but please, keep talking about yourself.

Well, I mean, I really do love Niles, and I can't wait to marry him,

because I cannot live with this nausea another moment.

Okay, there are your wedding vows.

Maybe we should just elope and get this whole damn wedding thing over with.

And there are your announcements.

Would you listen to me? As soon as you say, "I do," your angst will disappear.

We can't get married without you and Maxwell there.

And the children. I mean, you know how close I am to them.

Who? Macy, Bob, and Nancy?

Yes.

I want you all there.

[groaning in pain]

Shh! I'm trying to think here.

Oh, Nanny Fine, I am sorry. I'm being so inconsiderate. Oh!

Well, you know what? I am done talking about me.

The rest of the day is about you, you, you.

I don't care how nauseous I am.

I am not going to steal your thunder for one more moment.

We are gathered here today

to bring together two people in the bonds of holy matrimony.

Come on, this is insane. Her contractions are only two minutes apart.

Yeah, well, I'm dehydrating here. Move it along,Padre.

-[Fran groaning in pain] -Uh, C.C. and Niles have asked

to express their love for one another in their own words.

Oy!

Funny, that's the same sound I made the first time I saw you.

I remember it perfectly.

The year was 1962

and four young hopefuls from Liverpool were just about--

Skip to the '90s!

Did they pop out yet?

Stanley, where's Morty already?

He's waiting for my parking space.

Uncle Stanley, why didn't you give him your space?

He's my father. He should be here.

What am I? Chopped liver?

Just breathe. Just breathe, darling. Visualize.

Visualize mountains. Visualize the ocean. A swaying palm.

It's not working. It's not working.

All right, well, how about Loehmann's?

You're alone in the store with your own price gun.

[sighs in relief]

I'm dying here,Monsignor!

Do you, Niles, take Chastity Claire to be your lawfully wedded wife?

[all] Chastity Claire?

Oh, that's a beautiful name.

Okely-dokely, we're about to have two more guests at the wedding.

-Say I do! -I do!

-Push! -And do you, Chastity Claire, take--

I do! I do!

I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Nanny Fine, you were right.

I don't feel like I'm gonna throw up anymore.

[angrily] I'm so freaking happy for you.

[groaning in pain]

All right, sweetheart, we're alone now. Just you and me, honey.

Everyone else is gone. Now, push, sweetheart, push!

Don't tell me what to do!

-Push, Fran. -Okay, Dr. Reynolds.

That's it, honey. That's it. That's it. That's it, honey.

-A little more. A little more. -[Dr. Reynolds] Here comes the first one.

-Just a little more. Again, again, again. -Here he comes.

Okay. Okay, he's coming.

He's coming. He's coming, honey. He's coming.

-Say hello to your little boy. -[Maxwell] He's beautiful. He's just beautiful.

Okay. He's got... He's perfect.

He's got like 10 little fingers and 10 little toes.

And the one little--

Well, don't you worry, son, from an acorn grows a mighty oak.

[Dr. Reynolds] Fran, you're doing a wonderful job.

I just need one more push to get the next one out and we'll be all done.

One, two, three.

"Three?" Did she say, "Three"? Who said anything about "three"?

Now, darling, push. Push!

-Push. -She said it.

[screaming]

-That's it. That's it, darling. -[Dr. Reynolds] Oh, my, I can see your little girl.

There's her head and her shoulders and...

-Come on. -Oh, my God, she's got my mother's hips!

Say hello to your little girl.

Oh, God, she's gorgeous.

-Oh, she looks... She looks just like you. -Oh, sweetie.

[baby crying]

She sounds like me too.

Isn't that...

Isn't nice.

Oh, Doctor.

Doctor, can I hold my babies?

Oh, yes, you can.

Okay, you two, say hello to Mommy and Daddy.

Oh, my God. Hello, my darling child.

Here's your mommy. There's your mama.

Hello, sweetie.

Oh, my God, they're beautiful.

-Hi, sweetie. Hi, sweetie. -Oh, my darling.

Do you have any idea how much I love you?

And I love you.

Sweetie...

what do you think if we named the boy Jonah Samuel

after my great-grandfather?

And we name the girl Eve Catherine

after your great-grandmother?

I think that's a lovely idea.

-Can I see my grandchildren? -Oh, yes, Sylvia, of course, come on in.

Oh, my God, how precious.

Oh, I could eat him up.

Get him away from my mother.

Nanny Fine, you were right.

I feel so much better.

And, oh, you have two beautiful, healthy babies.

Oh, now Danny, Jennifer, and Howie

have a little brother and sister.

I'm sorry to intrude.

-Is Chastity Claire-- -Oh, hi. Yes, Dr. Taylor.

Hi. Just want you to know I have the results of your tests and everything's all right.

Oh, I know. I feel much better.

We figured out what was causing my nausea.

Well, your intuition was right.

Congratulations. You're pregnant.

-Boy, that Eve sure can eat. -Yeah.

Oh, and she's so blond and chubby.

And those hips.

[both] We know.

[woman] Flight 602 to Paris is now boarding.

Oh, you guys, I am so happy that you're both going to Europe together.

Oh, well, she's only going because Michael's got that modeling job in Venice.

I can take care of myself.

Then how come you begged me to go to France with you?

I'm scared of the Paris people.

Brighton, you... Are you sure you packed enough?

I can't see how you could possibly get everything you need in one tiny backpack.

Dad, I wanna rough it.

And he's only taking two pair of Ralph Lauren jeans

and a Versace belt in his Prada knapsack.

Flight 602 to Paris is now boarding rows 12 to 32.

Well, I guess that's us.

Listen, your father and I want you to know how much we love you guys

and how proud we are of the two of you.

And we're all gonna be together on Fourth of July,

so this isn't really goodbye. It's justau revoir.

It's all right. A couple of months, and we'll all be together in California

-celebrating the holidays. -Yeah.

Don't go!

-Oh, now, darling. -Oh, I tried to be strong

-but they need their mother. -Oh, come on, come on.

Honey, I haven't had enough time with them yet.

If there's anything you need, anything at all,

you just call us, day or night, anytime.

Even if it's just to say hello.

Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 602 to Paris has been canceled

due to the fact that I'm gonna miss my babies!

Come on, darling. Come on, they'll be fine.

-Oh, I love you, Fran. -Oh, me too, sweetie. Mmm.

-Fran, I think you know how I feel. -I love you too, son.

-Oy, you be careful. -Oh, come here, you.

-I'm gonna miss you. -I'll miss you too.

All right, now, I'm gonna e-mail every day, of course, until I meet a girl,

in which case, I'll really have no time for you, so...

So I'll hear from you every day.

-Well, we gotta go. -Off you go then.

-Okay. All right. -Have a good flight.

Have fun, you guys.

-Bye. -[Maggie] Bye.

-Love you. -Bye now.

Sweetheart, they've already been in Paris for over an hour now.

Really?

And have you gotten a call?

Niles, from now on, stay out of my luggage.

I don't like my underwear ironed and folded.

I'm sorry, but when I got a load of the size of them,

I thought they were mine.

Would you listen to us? Married and a baby on the way.

I think it's really softened us.

What's the matter, sweetie? You seem so quiet lately.

Well, I never thought I'd say this,

but I actually miss Brighton.

Aww.

I mean, just having him around makes me feel so much smarter.

I know how you feel. He's your Val.

Fran, do you think I'll fit in in California?

Oh, sweetie.

You've got style. You've got flair.

That's what I got from the nanny.

You're gonna be just fine.

You know, one door closes, another one opens.

Well, as Plato said in his observation of life,

"All is flux and nothing stays still."

Honey, you know, you don't need Brighton.

You're gonna look plenty smart around me.

Okay, sweetheart, ready to go?

Your parents are in the car, luggage is loaded.

-You all right? -Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just gonna walk around a little.

Make sure we didn't forget anything.

Okay, well, let me put him in the car.

-Okay. Watch his head. -Okay, I've got him. There we go.

-Love you. -[chuckles]

I love you more.

[chuckles]

Oh...

Oh.

♪ Memories ♪

♪ Like the chorus Of my mind... ♪

"'F' is for the fun we have together.

'R' is for the rummy that we play.

'A' is for the answers to my questions.

And 'N' is for the nasal things you say."

♪ Scarlet pictures... ♪

[cloth rips]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

Bellboy.

Brunette.

Oy!

-Are you okay? -Wilbur?

No. It's me. Miss Fine.

♪ We've written every line ♪

♪If we have a chance To do it all again

-No, stop it! No! -[Fran screaming]

Stop! Stop!

No! No!

♪ Memories ♪

♪They may be beautiful...

Have I let my judgment be impaired by my feelings for Miss Fine?

-What feelings are those, sir? -Well, you know.

-No, I don't, sir. -Oh, come on, Niles.

Oh, but you'd feel so much better if you just said it.

Oh, perhaps you're right.

Maybe I should just admit that I--

-[Fran] Knock, knock. -Oh, wait!

♪ So it's the laughter ♪

♪We will remember...

What's that?

That's the nanny.

♪ The way we were ♪

♪ The way we were ♪

[vocalizing]

Oh, Frannie.

It's such a beautiful place.

Yes.

So much nicer than the one you had in New York.

Love you.

[sighs]

[sighs]

-[audience cheering] -[man] As Yetta Rosenberg, Miss Ann Guilbert.

[cheering]

Val Toriello, Miss Rachel Chagall.

Sylvia Fine, Miss Renee Taylor.

Grace Sheffield, Miss Madeline Zima.

Brighton Sheffield, Mr. Benjamin Salisbury.

Maggie Sheffield, Miss Nicholle Tom.

C.C. Babcock, Miss Lauren Lane.

Niles the Butler, Mr. Daniel Davis.

[cheering continues]

Maxwell Sheffield, Mr. Charles Shaughnessy.

And the Nanny, Miss Fran Drescher.

Thank you.

Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much.

Everyone here atThe Nanny wanna thank you

for inviting us into your homes.

We appreciate the privilege of being able to entertain you.

The entire cast and crew and staff ofThe Nanny

just love you for all your continued love and support

throughout these six years.

You will long be remembered.

-And so would you. -Yes. Absolutely.

[cheering]

With much gratitude, thank you very, very much.

God bless and think peace. Good night, everybody.

[theme music ends]