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Original subtitles

How'd it go

Play look at everything

Old stuff new stuff

And don't say a word

Not a word

Finish you just closed up my portfolio and handed it back to me

Trailmaker to schedule me until next month

A one-man show

Big money off me awesome I'm going to marry a famous artist

So it's only a matter of time

Well how was your day

Typical work was crazy but I got off early

I got the money all figured out I ordered and text and it looks like my sister can get a great deal on flowers

And

I bought a few things to wear on a honeymoon

Sure

Wow

I've decided

After married

I don't want to be one of those wives who gets fat and being sexy

Oh that's good to know

I just celebrate your gallery deal

I'm going to Grant you one erotic wish

Tonight

You can ask me to do anything you want

And I'll do it

Like what

Do you want to spank me

Especially well you can if you want to do you want to tie me up

Get the camcorder out and make a sexy movie

Anything you want

And I'll do it

How about

Do

Do a striptease for me while I watch

Mike

You always watch

Tonight we can do anything you want

I like to watch

Maybe you could

Masturbate for me too

So what do you think you're totally madly obsessed with

So what you want yes

Set up a profile of infection

That's all you got I'll take it

I love you

All the way.

Show me how

Are you as happy as I am right now

I don't know

How happy are you

I can't tell you what a thrill it is to be out with the most beautiful woman in the restaurant

Anima theaters

And in the world

That's a bit of an exaggeration isn't it

Kristen

Perfect

Your perfection

Call Basil ilovepapiq Ava

I went out and buy every CD ever had

A lot of City want you to be happy with me

Irises your favorite I believe

Have some orvieto chilling in the kitchen and

I have a big surprise for you later

Not overdo it

I enjoy making a fool out of myself into you

When I first laid eyes on you I never dreamed I could persuade you to go out with me

Well a limousine full of flowers is kind of hard to

Ignore and that's just the beginning

Your skin is like the finest white chocolate

So smooth and flawless

Have I ever told you how adorable this little mole is right here

The way you smell

The way you taste

204 wealthy

Addicted to your breasts

Thanks tiny blonde hairs at lead from your navel all the way down to that perfect

Patch pubic hair

I should go

What do you mean

You spending the night aren't you

I'm sorry I'm not ready to do that

Maybe another time

When

I don't know we'll see

Hey

I'm going to cook you your favorite grilled salmon next time I make it for you

I'm sorry will you excuse me just for one moment

Hello

Hi Jan

This weekend

That's a little short notice

Oh well if you're in a bind I mean yeah

Okay

Okay

Gracianna morning

Who was that

Why

Just curious and Sebring she wants me to do a shoot this weekend

Oh no you can't

Why not

Well that's my surprise I'm flying into San Francisco for the weekend I booked us the royal suite at the Regency Hotel

David you didn't even check to see if I was available

And you know in this line of work I never know when I'm going to be but this weekend I have it all planned

But you didn't

Consult with me first

You're right

That was a stupid idea

No it was a sweet idea it was just really bad timing I don't know

I really should go

Spend the night

I really can't I have to get up early and pack

It's been a wonderful evening but I really can't

Where's the shoot maybe I can come with you

Summer in the mountains

David you can't come it's work

Wait

But that's the last me all weekend

After next week

Thanks so much for doing this for me in a pension in the editor totally sprang this on me the last minute

I'm trying to get to Great models and I could only get one

1

Damn

Alright well

Guess we'll have to make it work the model any good

Alright she's great

Cuz I'm glad

Kristen glass

But the ice cold heart

Don't tell me you dated her to one of those girls that think seeing

The entire world is our favor for being beautiful

Anyways I'm through dating models

I find that hard to believe now serious no more AirHeads for me

I want to find a woman who's interested in in in ideas you know

Kind of like a woman like you

Here we go

We've already had this discussion plan

I know the feeling down type come on we could be so good together we have been good

Together

Now it is time to move on

I wish you wouldn't do that

I'll just take your clothes off in front of me as if you don't care whether turns me on or not

I'm sorry

I guess it's easy to relax around here when you're not on Mister slick mode

It won't happen again

Call come on I mean there's no need to go that far.

I mean

We can still sleep together can't we

But not tonight I got to get up early in the morning

All right look

I got a price check on Friday so I won't be able to meet you at the location until Saturday

Okay I'll see you then

England

Lizard Thicket

Jacket fly

The keto jacket a guy who dates models wears

I don't think I showed him the watercolors

Unlike the bed we have to get an early start for a camping trip tomorrow

Are we still doing that

Just you and me a million miles from civilization

Sleeping under the stars on Mike going to get a new spirit of Adventure aren't you

And you honey share

I'm just about ready

Find an assistant on such short notice but gland photo editor

Is joining us Saturday

Glen Powell

You mean mister slick is that that bad

Wow this is beautiful

Thanks this guy been seeing he gave it to me on our third date

Sounds like a keeper

I hardly even know him but he can't replacing to do enough for me

It's really quite embarrassing

I will have our crosses to bear

You have to endure adoration in expensive gifts

Well as soon as I'm downloading this stuff will be ready

Then let's go

God is beautiful isn't it

Damn it what is it

Now I guess I'll just have to enjoy yourself

How to hear it

Isn't it great

What is this

LOL reverse osmosis water purifier

This is the day hiker survival course we're going on

Actually

The traveling 2 miles long so this is just a warm-up

Tomorrow's the big hike or going to the top ministers Pig

Okay you win having fun

Great being adamant

What are you doing

Oh really

I'm going to get right down into life roll around in it

And get so close that feels

Delta Force and makes you dizzy

Where do I get some brakes

This supposed to be power

Open the breakers can be ready in 15 minutes I can be ready in 10

That's What I Like About You Tristan Yuna consummate pro

You know when I was little

My uncle used to take me to the country on weekends

But they wouldn't let me climb trees

They wouldn't let me slash in the creek

Let me out of their sight

Show me crazy

Can a Great Dane grown up

We can do anything we

What

Better head back before it gets too late

What is it for me

Fuel hoses ruptured

We can fix it right

Maybe if I had the tools of the part that I don't

Whenever you be able to drive out of here

15 miles to Highway

Before we get down there

If I remember right

Fat Trel straight to the highway we have a map

But you're the boss I'll follow you

Yeah it might save us a couple of miles

Brave

Great catch up

Good

Exactly

Perfect

Look at me beautiful

Bed sets for single life

Matt is going to love it we got here

As long as Glenn likes it

1531

Yeah he calls to say is going to be 2 hours late and he's really prefer if I didn't wear underwear

I'm sure he was kidding

Well

He whines me and dined me and took me to all the right places

And then he couldn't stop talking about himself it was Mimi Mimi

How many actually stopped long enough to say

What do you think of me and he wasn't kidding

Can you believe that guy

And when we get to his place

Biggest meanest Grand Tour

Finally get up to the bedroom there's another woman's jewelry on the nightstand

Major faux pas needless to say I left

Italia staged

For his sake I hope so

Your ankle or something

Oh my God

Coyotes probably okay don't worry we'll start a fire

What

Start a fire with two sticks or something

Begin

What are we going to do now Mike

Define shelter

Hello

Oh yes thank you for calling back

I'm a friend of Kristen glass end

Remodeling agency told me she had a shoe with

Your magazine and I was wondering if you might know where it was

Actually it is a bit of an emergency

I'm house-sitting +

Her cat is ill and I think she'd want to know about it

In ranch

Where is that exactly

No idea at all

Oh thanks anyway I'm sure I'll find it

Are we going to be okay

Jeff on the highway

Isn't it the wrong way on the highway

What kind of place is this

What did you mean to do that

To be honest I didn't know I could

Hello

Hello

Quiet place at one time

Party supplies now

Father's place is great food

Dishes in the sink and really cool shower out there

But I hope they do phone doesn't work otherwise we're stuck here

I just look at this

Sorry about last night I know this Wilderness Adventure stuff isn't

Adventurous fine Swiss we have to prepare

Hungry stick together

My parents are gone makes me feel kind of naughty

I'm going to come in at any minute

That's what I like about it

You know this reminds me of that time we were house sitting for my boss

It was making love in her bed

Jennifer Cote

I forgot about that Eminem she ever suspected

You know I don't know what's getting me hotter

That fire are you

Give us a kiss

Well they were out of porridge

I'm a just a mix picnic has sweet

Mom

We're definitely trespassing here we have to leave somebody to pay for this

So what are we going to do just wait

Choice we have is like 40 miles of down

You know I like it here

It's like having our own little Hideaway

Santa Kristen we got it

Mountain Air feels so good on my skin

Play skinny dipping

Okay well

Wear your boots

Oh my God

Does univis open know

This is not good

No cars whoever it was must be good

What is a bear or something

American Jimmy like I want to meet him I'm going to check inside

You must be goldiluxe

And it would you would have the Bears

I'm really sorry

Car broke down

And

Sub-Zero

They're inside

Then I'll suppose you want to get dressed

Let's go inside

Will pay for any of the food any damage we did to the door

No don't worry about it but happy to help

But we could use a ride to Junction City so I can get a new fuel hose on deadline

And I really don't want to leave until we're done

What kind of layout

News

Myself a tiger for two but I love to shoot a few pictures here in there too

He's got a one-man show coming up at the Tappan gallery

Tappan

Ideal

Pretty big

Well congratulations

Maybe we can help each other here

I just stick around for the weekend and you assist me under shoots

Well

Then we'll help you when we're finished

And if you don't mind roughing it there's a real cool 10 Outback

You can both use it

Temperature pocket over

I don't know

Are you okay with it

Sure if you don't mind spending the weekend with three gorgeous women

Seriously I wouldn't mind watching professional photographer works

So we stay and see what develops

Looks like you have a couple of new roommates

I've been on the phone with every tourist board and Chamber of Commerce in the state

And no one has heard of

King Ranch

Guest Ranch so I figured the hotel association

Please don't put me on hold

F****** b****

Yes

Sorry Highway 183 North of Bear Mountain I got it

Thank you been very helpful

Have a nice day

Spell precious

Yeah I use the 35 the lenses are in that bag

We'll start with a 72200

Tony

Would you take that to Kristen please

Girl you been modeling on

Since I was a kid

You work with Genoa

A few times

She's really good she knows what she likes she knows how to get it

What is she like

Different things

But I can tell she likes you

No she's had her eye on you

I don't think so

Can you help me with this voucher what are we doing

That's my nipples

Getting for asking but why are we testing your nipples

Book because of accentuate the positive

Good to know

It's easier if you use both hands

Okay

Something for me Mike

She's very nice breasts

The perfect

I think you dressed and ready

Okay let's start with you over there

Okay let's see it good

Oh yes you want it

Come and get me yes

What do you think of her

Very professional

Yeah I mean her body

Well it's nice

Why what do you think

I wouldn't kick her out of bed

K

Oh yes you're ready to explode

Load so sexy

Oh yes cuz yeah heck yeah

You are hot

Pick up the rifle

A hot sexy

Hey steering you want to talk

Are some great shots are Christians can take a break

Just something to remember the day by really sure

A very Christmas

Okay

Turn off of me I told you she liked you

You look great

T-Rex you think she meant for me to pose nude

I don't know if you want to

Jan the sweater on or off

Why don't you take it off

Now take the Rob

How about the shorts

Very nice you're a lucky guy Mike thanks

It would look really hot if you prick up his nipples a little better than using

Perfect thanks

Arch your back yes

That's it breathing a little

Look-at-me crate

Adapt it

Looking fantastic

Enjoyed posing nude today didn't you

Is easier than I thought it would be

We turned on

Not just me

And those women pretty wound up to

You think so

You must have sent that I mean

Channel is

You like flirting with you all day

It's kind of funding the center of attention

Do enjoy turning women on

You don't know

Would it bother you

What are we talking about exactly

Me with another woman

I mean

I thought all guys like that I mean you said you did

I just

I thought I would really come up

It hasn't

Yet

But you haven't answered my question

Would it bother you

One of the things I love about you Tony is

Your ability to experience new things

Long as you're honest with me

I don't want to be the one to stop you from enjoying yourself

Herscher

Within reason

Same goes for me Mike

Kitten really cool shower out there behind the house

Want to join me

No I promised an at-home some firewood

Okay well then I'll meet you back here in this bed

The cat miss me

I'll be the Horny blonde with nothing on it

Jen

I like to try that outdoor shower but we don't have any dry towels go ahead I'll bring some to you

Okay thanks

Hey Hugo

Thanks

You have a nice quality about you Tony

Thanks

How did Mike feel about you taking your clothes off for the camera today little weird you know

I mean sometimes I wonder how happy we'll be together

Someone willing to try new things

Maybe your relationship needs that

I hope you're right

Says he doesn't want to keep me from enjoying myself

Are you

So far

Well I'm going to take my shower now

Mind if I share some of the hot shower with you

You can kick me out of here anytime you want to say

I want you to stop

Ice challenge

That's what I was looking for

It just happened in Mike

I'm tired of the reason I did it was cuz I thought it'd be fun to tell you about it

Don't be mad

The latter set for one day

Appointment of your posing nude the next to making love to a woman

How's the girl I proposed to but it didn't change me Mike and it didn't change the way I feel about you

I think you're just mad cuz watch

Give me a break in the whole time I thought I wish you might Could See Me Now

I'm sorry that you're angry

I'm angry I just

How do I get the details

Well

She's a really good kisser

And

I never felt a woman's nipple in my mouth before

I can see why you like it

Your skin is really smooth and

I love her breasts

And then when she put her hand between my legs

I sorta felt scared all of a sudden like

Like maybe I was going too far

But then it was like

She knew exactly what I was feeling

And exactly how to touch me

Unless you do

Exactly

She just touched me lightly like this

And then she

Tractor town across my nipple Lexus

What did you do

Same stuff she did to me and then she at

She rubbed her hand

Over my belly like this

Coming down between my legs

And she did this

Got me so wet

You want to fool around

I'll probably just relax

Okay

Are you doing here

Hey sleepy

What time is it

I Drove All Night

Mind if I crawl in here with you

Get in here

So how's the shoot going

Fine

We have company

Yeah

Yeah my can honey

Real life couple

Did you

Come on do it

Well

It was either him or her right

And she was pretty hard to resist

Are you going to take your shorts off or are we just going to talk

Well in that case

I think I found a girlfriend for you Glenn

Really

She's gorgeous

She's super smart

And she needs a guy like you

What's your name

Preston

Na na na I've been there

Then that

Does it your words not mine

Anyways

I told you

I'm through dating model

You can really take the time to get to know Chris

And you know what

If you are serious about dropping the mister slick routine

I think she'd really like you

Get to work in the hot tub this morning and it

Use your help

Photo editor at estimate magazine

Flan

This is Mike

And this

Estonia

See you two having a good time

Oh yeah chance been very gracious and a lot of great job

I wouldn't expect less

Kristen

Looking good babe

Hello Glenn

Are we going to do this in the water

Yeah I was hoping I could get the sun against those mountains but it looks like it will be another hour or two before I can

Oh now you tell me

I could be sleeping

Don't worry machete it's warm I turn the heater on as soon as we got here and I cranked it all the way up for you

Conan Tony

Oh I didn't bring a suit old please like we haven't all seen you naked and don't worry about Glenn

She isn't interested in any real women

Haha

Funny

Is it okay with you

Nice

So your car breaks down and you're rescued by two beautiful women

Yeah

Rod Locker

Hey Kristen

Did anyone ever tell you how good you look when you're wet

Chica and did you write that one yourself

That's one of the canyon there's a really cool location I want to show you come on

I told you land you got to talk to

Kristen like a real person

Trying

Do you mind if I

Cheer Oregon

I'll be back in an hour

No no no stay right there it looks really good

I want you

Stand up and

Back to back

Okay

Happening on Sunday

And I look this way look at each other

Touching foreheads really good

Maybe little nozzle

Alright

Okay now look at ya

Pastor best together

Kristen wants to have a career

Excellent

Babe

I think Mike wants to join us is that okay with you who am I to deny it

Buddy

That wasn't

So bad was it

How long have you and Tony been together

Ha long

2 years

Two years my God

I'm lucky if I can make it two months but imagine your job has a lot of

Diversion I know guys would kill to be you

Yeah

Famous Ariana

Me why

You got a great woman wants to spend her entire life with you

Find a woman like that

I do anything in the world to make her happy

It wasn't great

Chewing ice to get away from civilization once in awhile

I like meeting people you might never see again

It gives you a chance to explore your sexuality without complications

Genuine intimacy

Maybe the sex can be spiritual to

Spiritual

Isn't that a bit of a scratch

The ancient Hindus develop tantric lovemaking as a way for two people to establish a union with the infinite

Through a sexual act

Kundalini Yoga with the chakras and everything

I think someone gave me a book about that one

Did you read it

We should

You especially

Telephony

What was the sexiest experience you've had this weekend

Truth or dare

There's an idea everyone game start

No dare

Okay let's see

I dare you

To see if you're able to

Tell your girlfriend's kids from another girl's wild landfill

Thank you

No hands now

Hi honey

Clouds in Paris

You sure you thought it was me you were kissing their honey

Physics

Preston

Truth or dare

Now what the heck

There

Okay

I dare you to

Feed bees marshmallows

I'm glad using on your teeth

Okay Glen your turn

Truth or dare

There

Okay Dallas

You know I like the deer that Mike had

Oh yeah

Hahaha

Definitely

Definitely Jan

Okay that's

How am I getting

I'm going to go for a walk

I guess it's bedtime for me too

Your kids don't stay up too late

Hey Jenny. Think I'm going to spend the night in the cheap are there any blankets up there

Even better

Soham

You know much about tantric love-making

Sorry

I don't mean that as a pick-up line them I really don't

Just what I've read

But it's too intense for most guys

Sounds like you read a lot

What

No I just I was just thinking now

I think that we had

We spent the entire evening together and I don't think I know a damn thing about you

I bet I spent the whole evening talking about myself

And you don't have to answer

Hello

I apologize

Sorry

What would you like to know

Everything

Start at the beginning

Nike

What's wrong

I feel a real connection with you

I just don't want to be her

Inow

Scary

I feel the same way

Really am

Vulnerable

I guess we're just going to have to work with each other

Mike

There you are

Worried

Dinosaurs in the garage and

I think we can fix the car with if I can just find the tools

Hell out of here

Michael Strahan

Just

And I seen all I need to see this weekend

You talking about last night

That's right

I guess I just don't enjoy watching my fiance with another guy's hands all over her

It was just a game like like with me and Kristen in the hot tub

What is meaningless

That's what bothers me

You just decide that it's meaningless and then you're willing to do anything I don't think you know what to quit

I don't know if I want to stay with someone who can't

Handle it whenever something unusual happens

I'm leaving Tony

Are you with me or not

Cricut Cuttlebug we're not going to be able to shoot today

She okay

Yeah

Can just put her to bed upstairs

But I wanted to get some shots at the teepee

How many Lexington for her

Good Evening Post

Just a few shots I mean 20 minutes

Yeah great

Audi

I'm Davis

Hi

Can I help you

I'm looking for Christine glass

I told her I might surprise her this weekend

She might fall seasonal friend

Hi

Find Power Glen David

I'll Christen grateful that you Mike

I think I'm finally in love

Didn't tell me she was saying anyone

Bino you meet someone and after one night

You just know you're made for each other

I know that feeling very well

I'm sorry to hear she's not feeling well

Star Supply

Listen

I've been driving for 10 hours if I get back in that car

I'll be out like a light within a mile would you mind if I just rest a little before I head back out

Course not that's

Fine

Thanks I got all the makings for grilled salmon why did I make you guys lunch salmon sounds great man I'm starving

That really isn't necessary

You know I think the girls would like that too

Going to be in the garage

So you're Christian

Oh yeah God willing

And she is awesome

Well

Let me help you with that lunch

I'll go check on the go

I think I saw some Rosemary going out by the woodpile

Would you mind picking me some for the potatoes

Sure no problem

Hydrated

Give a crescent wrench I know sometimes those cars have two boxes in them

I don't know

Mi Isla

No

This one's for the trunk

Glenn Glenn

David

Kristen

Hey everything's going to be wonderful right

Crazy baby I'll take care of you

Why what's wrong

Go upstairs and lock the door

Where's my

I need my keys

Regal Spartan cheese I'm getting

Kristen adhere

I could snap her neck like a sparrow

Just let it go

Okay

What the hell's going on what where's Christian

Oh my God careful

He'll be okay

Sunex 3/8 pressing machines in for bread makers

Garage sale after our honeymoon

I forgot to tell you we

Can't go to Puerto Vallarta

What what do you mean I got to get a new swimsuit called and said that

The pictures I took of you and Kristen and he offered me a little sign

Swimsuit issue but I have to leave right away

Nothing we wait there's more

I convinced them to let me hire you as my assistant so you'll just have to come with me

Bali for 2 weeks

I think there's something I owe you

Anyting

Tile do whatever you want

UK

See I want you to

Make love to

As long as I want

Okay and how long will that be

All the ways of love

Show me how

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