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[Lennon panting]

[groans]

[panting]

[moaning]

[panting]

[♪ Shygirl: "BAWDY"]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moans]

[moans]

♪ I just wanna get down, real low ♪

♪ Yeah, I like it, you can bring it, come and get it ♪

♪ Move your body to me ♪

♪ Nasty, filthy, moving your body ♪

♪ So close, so, so close...

[Lennon] You like that?

I know you like it.

You want to touch it?

You can't touch it. You can't touch it.

You want more?

Hmm. What are you gonna give me?

[computer chiming]

[rapid chiming]

I'll fucking wreck you.

[moaning]

- No, really. I'll fuck you up. - [moans]

[phone chimes]

Looks like someone pulled an all-nighter.

For fun or profit?

I think you're right.

I think my sister is after us.

[quietly] Okay.

♪ ♪

Dale does make three,

but that doesn't mean there's a larger safety issue.

Today's Summer Solstice Nature Run will proceed as planned,

and I assume Kani Kani Festival, as well.

I can't comment on suspects.

I'm in close contact with the town council on all of this.

These crimes have no connection with any cult activity.

So don't fucking go there, Jerry.

We have enough real shit to deal with.

[sighs] God.

- You know it was Kelly Craft. - What?

Yeah, everyone knows that she was in close contact with Dale.

[Bruce inhales sharply]

And she lit Coach's car on fire last year.

That was a bunch of Waialua Bulldogs, so why don't

- you do your job... - [grunts]

...and I'll do mine?

[grunts]

- What are you doing? - Uh, you're right.

You should, uh... yeah, you should

probably get back to work.

- Seriously? - See ya.

[gasps]

[sighs heavily]

Hey, Courtney.

It's Monday.

[Bruce] Yup.

[Margot] You probably shouldn't have fucked him.

Yeah, way to state the obvious.

[Margot] I'm just saying,

I don't think she's forgiven you,

or she wouldn't have sent it to us.

What am I supposed to do?

I don't know.

I didn't even know her.

I mean, does she even have an Insta?

Yeah, I don't think I knew her, either.

Well, you did always say she was jealous 'cause

your dad loved you more, and you're smarter

and hotter, and, you know, just better.

Yeah.

I mean, I-I did some pretty fucked-up shit to her, too.

For instance, left her in that cave.

Tea.

And used her name for my porn account.

Yeah, that was a little mean, too, but...

it's not like she had anything to lose if anyone found it.

I mean, she had no life, except

- she did fucking love him. - And you really think

she'd kill all of those people just to get back at me?

Maybe.

I mean, she was hella mysterious,

like a sad little Phantom of the Opera.

Which makes it really hard to figure out what she wants.

[exhales]

Well, you're the only one who can.

Got to go deal.

[Margot sighs softly]

Stay safe.

Seriously.

I...

could not handle losing you.

[deep, eerie breath]

- [♪ Ragamuffs: "Used To Be"] - ♪ I used to surround...

- [Margot] That's cute. - [Lennon] It's hot.

Gonna make bank off that one.

- [Margot squeals] - [Lennon chuckles]

More?

Uh, yes, please.

[sighs]

- Come on. - Oh, thank you.

[inhales sharply]

[both laugh]

♪ Oh, I used to...

- [inhales sharply] - Happy grad night to us.

[chuckles]

You realize this is, like, the end of an era.

I mean, it's kind of, like, our last night together.

Is Baby Margot getting all emo? It's cute.

Hey, I just want to celebrate us,

- or whatever. - [phone chimes]

Ah, fuck. So annoying.

I have my own fucking life to lead.

Psycho twin again?

- Yeah. - Ugh.

[chuckles] "Where are you?

- Did you leave without me?" - [Margot scoffs]

[Margot chuckles softly]

Oh, my God. She so wishes she was you.

It's kind of sad.

Yeah. [sniffles]

I mean, she's always kind of sad. [chuckles softly]

I think she does have, like, um, legit depression, though.

- [chuckles softly] - Bitch, don't we all?

[both laugh]

[sing-songy] But not tonight!

- No. - Aw.

Tonight's gonna be so fun.

Fuck yes, it is.

♪ I used to be so...

[both laugh]

- [wind chimes tinkle] - [birds calling]

[wind whooshing]

[wind chimes tinkle]

Dylan? What the fuck?

[wind chimes tinkle]

Alison?

[grunts]

Help!

- Hannah? - [gasps]

- Oh, my God. - Riley!

- Oh, Hannah. Ah. - Oh, my God.

You scared me. I thought you were a sex trafficker.

I'm so sorry.

[Hannah pants]

- Are you okay? - Oh, now I am.

And I'm happy to see you, honey.

Oh. I just...

- Oh. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, look who I found. - Jesus, Mom.

Could you put on something, please?

No, I could not. It's nature run.

And I hope you'll both be joining us.

We won't.

I forgot how often your moms just runs around

- naked for no reason. - Where'd you get this?

Found it on one of your crazy-ass salt licks over there.

Do you think Alison left it?

[Hannah] Nature run's about to start.

We should go.

[wind chimes tinkle]

[indistinct chatter]

Have a good run.

[woman] Okay, runners, get hydrated to avoid chafing.

- [woman 2] Hey. - [Dylan] Hi. Hi, Sarah.

- [chanting] Arrest Kelly Craft! - [car horn beeps]

- Arrest Kelly Craft! - [car horn beeps]

Avenge Johnny's death!

- Justice for Coach. - [horns honking]

- Justice for Coach! Hey, we know our rights, pig. - Justice for Coach!

- We have permits. - [car horn honks]

[Lyla] They have a permit.

Okay, we go through this every year, Mom.

It's not indecent exposure. It's a 5K.

No, I do not think Kelly Craft will use it to make her escape.

She has nothing to escape from.

All right, I... I got to get to work now. Bye.

There's an angry mob outside, calling for her arrest.

Well, then tell them to go home.

Sometimes I hate this town.

Of course. Uh, I also put together a victim profile

to circulate to other local communities.

- Okay. - Male,

middle to lower class, age 19 to 35,

reasonably attractive.

Sounds kind of like you.

What do you know about Kelly and Dale?

In what regards?

In regards to their fucking.

I try to stay away from carnal gossip.

Right. Okay.

Well, can you find out the nature of their relationship?

Hey, Wade.

Lyla.

You know how much I hate to disappoint you.

- Ugh. - We all do.

As you can see, major blood vessels

and structures of the neck were severed to remove the head.

And someone wiped it clean of any outside DNA.

Let's crack it open.

I'm sorry?

See if the killer left a message.

I think the message was the head

sitting on your doorstep.

I'm asking you to crack it open.

You're not my supervisor,

unless you went to medical school

when I wasn't looking.

[Doug] I went to the police academy.

[Lyla] I think Doug might be right.

[wind softly whooshing]

[phone chimes]

[panting rapidly]

[eerie creaking]

[screams]

[gasps]

[panting]

I don't care if you're dehydrated.

You can't be hanging brain all over here.

- This is a family place. - [Riley chuckles]

[instrumental Polynesian music plays]

- [woman] ...spicy shrimp. - [indistinct chatter]

[door opens]

I was just texting you.

Where the hell were you?

What? I need a permission slip?

I mean, how many times have you gotten up

- to move product? - Okay.

I wouldn't get all Judge Judy on me, I mean, what with

your sex tape floating around.

It was a joke. Okay?

You used to make 'em sometimes?

I don't see what's funny about that.

Okay, I know someone's legit coming to merc us,

but don't you feel like if this is really the end,

we should be having some fun,

instead of moping around, doing nothing?

I'm not doing nothing.

Well, smelling Alison's sweatshirt doesn't count

as actual activity. You know that sweatshirt means

she's coming for you next.

I think she's trying to communicate with me.

Seriously?

If she wanted to talk, why the fuck she block your texts?

We don't know she did.

- Maybe her phone was off. - Dude,

you're supposed to be the smart one.

Use your big-ass brain.

Okay, that sweatshirt wasn't a love letter.

- It was a fucking threat. - If she wanted

to kill me, she could've done it already.

I know she's trying to tell me something.

Oh, my gosh, Dylan.

She fucking killed Johnny, Dale and-and fucking Coach.

Do you seriously have some kind of fantasy

that you two are gonna ride off into the sunset together?

I don't expect you to get it.

Okay, I know that you're not thinking clearly.

I mean, I have Prozac. Do you want Prozac? I mean...

Prozac is for depression.

I'm not depressed.

Just trust me, okay?

You didn't know her like I did.

For real?

I knew her well enough not to fuck her twin sister.

[gasps] Shit.

[breathing heavily]

[panting softly]

[rustling]

♪ ♪

[crowd cheering]

[cheering continues]

[Alison] What? No. No. No. No.

[gasping]

[gasps, grunts]

[gasps]

[muffled speech]

[gasping]

[coughs]

- [distant cheering] - [woman] Come on!

[panting]

[sighs, chuckles softly]

[sighs softly]

[birds calling]

[gasping]

[screaming]

[chuckles] I thought you'd at least make it

till the end of the day.

[Bruce] She still looks like herself.

[quietly] I know.

Yeah, Wade thinks she's been gone a long time.

She probably got caught in one of the lava tubes

under the cave.

Same thing happened with one of those cult suicides.

This is my fault.

She was depressed.

It's no one's fault.

We can do an official autopsy,

but her injuries are consistent

with the impact caused by a jump, so...

She's been through enough.

I'm sorry.

I just want her back.

[Margot] At least we don't have to lie anymore.

[Riley] Are you fucking kidding me?

The cops said

she's been dead this whole time.

- Sorry. No offense. - Offense taken.

Her dead sister's body just washed up next to her.

I said sorry.

I mean, I... I knew she was dead,

but seeing her like that...

It reminds us all of what we did.

At least the police ruled it a suicide,

so whoever's after us can't blame us anymore.

[Riley] Whoever's after us wasn't threatening

to call the cops.

They were threatening to kill us, which means

they are still fully out there trying to kill us.

Who else saw us that night?

[Riley] Dale's dead,

so... that just leaves us.

Or someone we don't know about.

So, what? They're trying to punish us

like they're fucking God?

Or they want revenge.

Or one of the many other reasons psychopaths kill.

I mean, have you never listened to a podcast?

It's understandable to want revenge.

I'm just saying it makes sense.

Yeah, maybe in, like, theory, but,

I mean, Alison didn't have any friends.

She had me.

We all saw how there for her you were.

Are you legit shading me right now?

Oh, everyone knows you didn't give a shit about her.

You have no idea what I felt about my sister.

Yeah, I do, because I loved her.

And you knew it.

That's why you fucked me that night.

You fucked me to fuck her.

And I fell for it.

And now she's dead.

And I'll never fucking forgive you.

So many feelings.

That's what happens when you take someone's V card.

Sorry.

[sighing] Oh, my God.

Can we circle back around

to who the fuck is trying to kill us?

- [birds singing] - [crow cawing]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[sniffles]

[panting heavily]

[thunder rumbling]

[dogs barking in distance]

Hi, Bruce.

Clara.

What can I do for you?

They found my daughter's body today.

Must be very upsetting.

Cut the crap.

How long did you have her?

About a year.

Just kept hoping things would turn out differently.

- Should have told me. - Why? So you could

tell me I was full of shit?

- She's my daughter. - I waited for the solstice,

but she's not the one.

So I did what I had to do.

I left you the necklace.

I deserve to know where she was,

what happened to her.

My loyalty's not to you, Bruce.

I prepared your daughter to enter the next life

free from the burdens of this one.

You should be happy.

- [scoffs] - She's getting

the chance at redemption we never will.

This has got nothing to do with us.

Everything's connected.

Do you know what it was like for her sister to find her body?

At least her twin mate is finally free.

She don't quite see it that way.

Well, hopefully, she will someday.

I've protected you for a long time, Clara.

Do not fuck with my daughter.

I protected you, too, Bruce.

[door opens]

[door slams shut]

My God.

Hey, Doug.

- You bring us some cold ones? - I heard you were

transporting some of the arachnoids to the mainland.

Came to assist.

Yeah, well, your cooler ain't gonna cut it.

What you got for me?

I did some digging regarding your earlier inquiry about, um,

Dale's relations with Kelly Craft.

They were, in fact... carnal.

Ah, shit.

I won't be able to live with my mother

if she's right about this.

I live with my mother, too.

Cool.

[Doug] Um, it seems that, uh, Dale was also having carnal,

as well as other inappropriate types of relations,

with... many... people.

Great. Talk to all of them,

and let's get Kelly's phone records and bank statements.

Compare them with Dale's. You know the drill.

I do know the drill, ma'am, and I love it.

And I love that about you, Doug.

[insects trilling]

[door closes]

Hey.

My funeral is tomorrow.

Jesus.

[Bruce sighs]

[sighs heavily]

Sorry.

Can't do it.

Of course.

No, I-I mean it.

[sighs] Uh, you... [clears throat]

You want to not go? You want to...

You want me to cancel?

Just... tell me what you need.

I don't know. It's my fucking funeral.

I'm about to be dead forever.

I never should have pushed you into this.

No, I-I did it. I lied.

I just...

Just so fucking tired.

[inhales deeply]

What if I don't want to be her anymore?

Well, uh...

You can't be Alison... unless you want to go to jail.

You'd have to start over some place

where no one knew who you were.

Even then, you'd always be...

hiding something.

I just wish I could go back, and-and not get in that car,

and-and not say I was her and never go to the fucking party.

Oh, hey. I'm sorry. Hey.

[sighs]

She's not who we thought she was.

Lennon.

What do you mean?

She, um...

she hurt people.

I'm-I'm hurting people.

People are getting hurt.

That's what sucks about being an adult.

No matter what you do, people are gonna get hurt.

You just do what you think is right.

And what if I don't know what that is?

You'll have to figure it out.

[Bruce sighs]

Where did you get that?

Someone found it on the beach.

[Bruce chuckles softly]

No matter what you decide...

...it gets easier.

[insects trilling]

- [rooster crowing] - [sheep bleating]

[Doug] I know you see the uniform,

and you think it's all glamour and glory.

Take this bank statement.

Now, your average officer of my rank might not think much

about a bunch of deposits into the account

of a suspected drug dealer,

but these here... they're in Bitcoin.

I understand you're not an expert in cybercurrency,

so trust me when I tell you

it is hard to track.

It was the financials that blew Watergate wide open.

Did you know that... about Watergate?

Your mom should be done soon, Kai.

I'm glad he's dead.

The asshole cheated on me with a 15-year-old football player.

Johnny was 19.

Same fucking shit.

He left me.

He never paid child support.

And people go around acting like he's a hero

and I'm a fucking piece of shit.

Well, I don't think you're a piece of shit, Kelly.

But I need you to explain these texts between you and Dale,

where he offered to,

"Off him if you get him off."

It was a joke.

About murder in exchange for oral sex?

That's my sense of humor.

Come on, Kelly.

You realize this does not look good.

I've got three very violent homicides,

and so far, you're the only common denominator.

- I hate math. - I can't help you

if you won't talk to me.

I blew Dale for free, okay?

He didn't do shit for me.

The only people he did shit for were teenage girls.

Hey. I know I've been MIA lately, but...

Put a finger down if you came back

from your first year of college ready

to have a full-on hot girl summer,

and then your best friend and his hot football coach lover

got brutally murdered, and your friend got, like, decapitated,

and they couldn't find his head forever.

But then, they finally did,

on the same night another guy from your town,

who was low-key kind of sketch,

got murdered in a Slushee machine.

And then, your best friend's twin sister,

who has been missing for, like, a whole year,

shows up in the ocean, dead.

And now you're getting ready to go to her funeral

and pay your respects, and...

you realize...

life is precious,

and friendships need to be cherished.

Because you never know what's gonna happen.

[♪ Hannah Hart: "This Heart is an Ocean"]

♪ It hurts and it burns...

But right now, you're just...

really grateful to be alive.

♪ I know that I'll learn with time ♪

Like or comment for a story time.

- [chuckles softly] - [Mei] Much better energy

than the last few takes.

It's good for you to keep posting.

A lot of people love you.

They want to be there for you.

- Thanks. - [phone ringing]

And that filter helped with the flashback.

[maid] Miss Margot, it's for you.

Who uses a landline?

[bird calling]

You're early.

I know.

I just wanted to apologize.

I fucked up.

That whole night.

Everything I did was wrong.

And now, I wish I had told you.

[crying] I'm-I'm sorry, Alison.

I love you.

How'd you know?

I always did.

And all I did was

- fuck it up. - Can you just fucking stop?

Just stop blaming yourself and everyone else

and-and stop being such a dick.

You didn't used to be a dick, Dylan.

We all make choices. People get hurt.

Just suck it up and move the fuck on with your life.

If you really knew Alison, you know that's what she'd say

to you right now if she was here.

What are you doing?

Warming up the shrimp.

That's a salad, with mayonnaise.

You'll poison half the town.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[scoffs softly] Afternoon, Chief.

Look who's got her pants on.

- Nice to see you, too, Courtney. - Someone threw a rock

through Kelly's window, no thanks to you.

I can't help her if she doesn't report it.

Can you tell Harold no one likes a cold shrimp?

Not today, Courtney.

Please.

Hey, how you doing?

I'm glad you're here.

- [beep] - [Doug] Hi, Chief.

It's not exactly an emergency,

but I was typing up the transcripts

from your interview with Kelly, and I decided

to cross-reference it with Dale's bank statements, and...

I don't think Kelly Craft is our killer.

I tracked a number of recent Bitcoin statements

made to Dale...

from an OnlyFans account.

I'm pretty sure it belongs to the dead girl

who turned up yesterday.

- [♪ Litty Kitty: "Superstar"] - ♪ Huh, bye, bitch ♪

♪ You could never be me, I'm a fly chick ♪

♪ I'm super-duper hot...

[laughs]

♪ I do it and I never really try, bitch ♪

- ♪ Five-star class... - You tryna tonight?

[chuckles] I mean, it's grad night, right?

- ♪ I'm a upscale ho... - How about Connor Davenport?

- No. Ew. [chuckles] - Connor's hot.

He's, like, literal himbo energy.

I low-key love that for you.

Stop, no. He's actually rout.

Well, I mean, you kind of have to.

There's, like, legit no one else.

♪ Looking like a superstar ♪

Yeah. I guess.

♪ Looking like a superstar...

Hot. Want me to tag you?

Whatever.

Connor, hi.

I missed your pretty face.

♪ Looking like a superstar...

[Lennon shrieks, laughs]

[man] I'm so sorry.

[Bruce] Thanks for coming.

You know I'm here for you no matter what.

I love you, Lennon.

Thanks, Margot.

[man] You okay?

At least Alison's not in pain anymore.

Hey. Oh.

Um, hello? Did someone do too much blow?

What? No.

Did you forget there's a psycho killer on the loose?

Okay, but we are a funeral,

and you are being high-key disrespectful.

Well, I high-key don't care. I can't find Dylan.

I'm sure he's off somewhere being all depressed and aggro.

- I'm gonna go look for him. - What?

[woman] Heaven gained the real angel,

but now you have Alison with you, too.

I'll, uh... I'll be right back.

[rooster crowing]

[Courtney] Hey, Ri.

[Riley sighs]

What are you doing out here?

Got to sneak my smoke breaks

now that Bruce Almighty put his cameras up.

Always trying to put Courtney in the corner.

Yeah. Listen, have you seen Dylan?

You know, I'm not even getting OT for this crap?

Fucking Harold riding my ass.

No, it sucks.

Um... [exhales]

- Okay, I got to go find Dylan. - Wait.

Can you help your mom out?

Thanks, Riri.

You're my girl.

How are you doing, sweetheart?

I know it's hard, but trust me, it's not over.

Your spirits will meet again.

[Mei] I'm so sorry.

I just want you to know that Margot and Carl and I

will always be here for you.

You're family.

Thanks, Mei.

Coming to you live from this funeral.

And guys, it's, like, super sad.

So I guess I just wanted to say, like,

this one's for everyone we lost.

Rest in power.

I'm high-key disrespectful?

That was a tribute.

Chill... out.

I saw your sad boy down at the beach.

Where are you going?

Ladies. I chugged, like,

a gallon of water with, uh,

cayenne and honey before I got here.

[♪ Kid Cudi: "She Knows This"]

- ♪ We go, step in ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ And we gon' tear shit up ♪ - ♪ Uh... - [sighs]

- [Lennon] You should probably go. - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Roll it up ♪ - ♪ Gang ♪

♪ Ooh, talk about dude, I give two fucks ♪

- ♪ Fuck ♪ - ♪ But we know ♪

- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Truth, duck all ♪

♪ The ho shit burnin' the burnt clips ♪

- ♪ Nah ♪ - ♪ Now listen ♪

♪ Wow, baby, let me set it off ♪

♪ In your itty-bitty 'kini, such a vision, oh...

[sighs] I guess I should've locked the door.

Why? You obviously wanted me to see.

I mean, you've recorded the whole thing.

I'm just being me, making love and making money.

This is so supremely fucked, even for you.

[sighs] I'll clean the sheets, okay?

I mean, it's not like he bled.

Though he was definitely a virgin. [chuckles]

♪ And they say, "No, ain't no controllin' him,"...

You are full-on Villanelle right now.

I can't even. I mean,

this is beyond attention-seeking behavior.

Okay. Therapy time with Margot.

Come on, read me.

You do this all the time.

Fucking hurt people and then act like it's all a joke.

Well, it's high-key not funny.

I talked to my therapist about it,

and I understand how hard it is for you to be vulnerable.

She thinks it makes total sense

because of what happened with your mom.

My mom is dead, and I like to fuck,

and that's that on that.

Do you know how full of shit you sound?

I get it.

Okay? You're scared I'm gonna go to USC and forget about you.

Oh, my God. Margot, I know this might be hard

for you to comprehend,

but not everything is about you, okay?

Just having fun.

So you fucked

the guy your sister has been in love with forever?

In my bed?

And recorded it? For fun?

Can you not see how psychotically fucked that is?

I do fucked-up shit all the time.

It doesn't mean anything.

- I don't believe you. - I don't give a shit.

You can push me away all you want,

but I know you.

I know you love me.

♪ And she see me, she knows this...

And I love you, too.

If you knew me at all,

you'd know that I don't give a single flying fuck about you.

♪ Yeah, and she see me, she knows this ♪

♪ Yeah, and she screamin', "She knows this"...

[gasps]

[cries, sniffles]

[crying]

[Alison] What are you doing?

Uh, nu-nothing.

Harold makes the best red velvet.

- [clears throat] - Mmm.

Def not keto.

I just wanted to say that I'm-I'm sorry.

To me?

You've always been there for me, and... I don't...

I don't know what was wrong with me, but I just... I did...

I did a lot of fucked-up shit.

Um, I'm sorry.

[Margot breathes sharply]

[Margot] Mm.

[Margot clears throat]

Uh, sorry to interrupt.

I was looking for you.

Well, you found me.

Are you ready to say goodbye?

Yeah.

[Bruce sighs heavily]

[guitar plays gentle intro]

[♪ Keali'i Reichel: "E O Mai"]

[flames whoosh]

♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Kaua I kai wai ♪

♪ Wai olohia ♪

♪ O Kahualoa ♪

♪ Kokohi I ka wai puhia ♪

♪ E ku'u aloha ♪

♪ E o mai ♪

[vocalizing]

[phones chiming]

♪ Kaua I kai wai ♪

♪ Wai olohia o Kahualoa...

[woman screaming]

Excuse me.

- [woman] What's that? - [man] What's going on?

[overlapping chatter]

Back up. Back up.

Everyone step back.

[Lyla] Oh, shit.

[gasps softly]

[gasps] Oh, my...

I'm not cleaning it up.

[gasping softly]

[phone chimes]

[phones chiming]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Whee!