Original subtitles

♪ ♪

[Bruce] Hey, it's Bruce.

- Leave a message. - Fuck. Dad.

Fuck! Call me back.

♪ ♪

[line ringing]

Hey, it's Bruce. Leave a message.

Fuck. Dad.

I need to talk to you.

- [phone ringing] - Dad?

[phone chimes]

[both panting, moaning]

[Bruce chuckles, grunts]

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

[man] Coach's body's already headed to the morgue.

[gasps] Shit!

Clara. Fuck!

[Lyla] [sighs] No one's found the head?

♪ ♪

[engine starts]

[vehicle door opens]

[crying]

He's dead.

I know.

I mean, how could anyone...?

Did you see it?

We all saw it. That's why we're meeting

in this sketch-ass parking lot.

Can you not be a bitch for five minutes?

- I loved him so much. - We all loved him.

He was my best friend.

I really can't breathe.

Do... Do you think he was in pain?

I mean, he got his head chopped off.

Okay, that's really not helping.

- [Margot sobs] - Sorry.

I can't breathe right now.

[seat belt unbuckles]

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, come here. Come here.

- [lights clack off] - [screams] - Shit!

- Oh, my God. - What the fuck? Get back in the car.

- [screams] - What the fuck?! What the...?!

- [electricity crackles] - Dude, seriously?!

[Margot crying]

You came.

[Margot] Johnny's dead.

[Dylan] I know.

I... I got Alison's text.

I can't believe that cunt killed him.

- W-What? Alison didn't do this. - How do you know?

- Because she's dead. - [Dylan] Not even my moms

believe somebody can text from the dead.

I mean, well, then,

someone found her phone or cloned it or something.

I mean, someone is obviously doing this

- to fuck with us. - What absolute psychopath

would do something like that?

The same one that chopped Johnny's head off.

Stop saying "chopped his head off." Seriously,

- so ugly of you. - [Alison] It's not Alison.

It's whoever put that goat head

in my closet and has been following me

in that black pickup truck.

You didn't tell me someone was following you.

She told me.

You told Riley but not me?

Look, I'm telling you now, and Johnny was Alison's only friend.

Why would she do that to him?

She... She loved him.

That's why.

It's classic psychopath behavior to hurt

the one you love.

I think we should tell

that sandpaper pussy policewoman what we know.

- Can we not talk about her pussy? - We're not calling the police.

You're un-fucking-believable.

Are you insulting me?

I just lost my best friend.

We should've gone to the police

- a year ago. - [Margot scoffs]

- But now that you're in danger... - Breaking news alert.

We're all in danger.

Oh, too bad.

- I'm not turning Alison in. - [Riley] Okay, we all agreed.

We're not calling the cops, okay?

- We can fucking figure this out ourselves. - We have to find her.

- Stop saying it was her. - Then who else killed Johnny?

[phone ringing]

What's up?

Jesus Christ.

- [Riley] Hey. - Hey.

Uh, can I get a ride?

Please?

Sure.

I got it.

[footsteps approach]

How are you?

Amazing. Obviously.

[chuckles softly]

Well, I'm legit freaking out.

I don't think we should be alone.

You know, 'cause...

Johnny's... dead.

You want to get in?

Homeless people poop here.

Come ki at mine.

[phone ringing]

Uh, um, I'll meet you there.

Let's just sit here in awkward silence.

[♪ Shygirl: "Freak"]

- Hey. - ♪ I'm a freak, yeah, I know ♪

♪ Know you like to hear me say it ♪

♪ Can we throw it down again? ♪

♪ Can we throw it down again? ♪

♪ I'm a freak, yeah, I know ♪

♪ Know you like to hear me say it...

Aw. She's shy.

♪ I'm a freak, yeah, I know...

Did you get my cereal?

♪ Can we throw it down again...

Prescription strength.

[Lennon] You know me, I thrive on a balanced breakfast.

Thanks, Riri.

♪ On the floor ♪♪

Do you just seriously hate me now?

No.

Can you at least tell me why,

besides the fact that I'm poor and have bad values?

'Cause that's legit my mom's fault.

Is it 'cause I kill bugs? 'Cause you know

that whole catch and release thing is total bullshit.

They die anyways.

It's not that thing

that happened in the bouncy house last year, is it?

'Cause I'm not into you like that.

I didn't think you were.

Good. 'Cause I'm not.

I honestly just felt sorry for you.

[Dylan] Good to know.

[Riley] Shit.

- Who are you? [laughing] - [laughing]

I was not ready for my spotlight.

- Always, baby. Always, always. - I know, I know, I know.

And before you... What? Oh, nice.

What?

- What do you think? - I have

no fucking clue, as usual.

Your mom said you would babysit Kai.

Sorry, Kelly. She might want to tell me that next time.

[Courtney] Coach the roach never picked up his kid.

- Fucking deadbeat. - Yeah, fuck that guy.

Him and his fucking football drills.

Hi, Courtney.

Hi, Kelly.

Someone got hot.

- [Kelly laughs] - Thanks.

- Jesus, Mom. - [Courtney] What?

- He's 18. Totally legal. - [Riley] Sorry about that.

Hey, um,

want me to help you look for Alison tomorrow?

Unless you got some other big plans.

- I got nothing. - Cool. I'll hit you up.

- [siren whoops] - Something you want to tell me?

[car door opens, closes]

[man] I'm looking for Kelly Craft.

[line ringing]

[Alison] Hey, it's Alison. Leave a message or don't.

- [beeps] - [siren whoops]

[sighs]

- Fuck. - [siren whoops]

[turn signal clicking]

[siren whoops]

- [car door closes] - [indistinct radio chatter]

- Hey, Lennon. - Hi.

Did-did I do something wrong?

I mean, I-I wasn't speeding, was I?

Nope.

Where you coming from?

Is this some profiling thing?

What happened here?

It's Red Rush.

Slushy. I-I spilled.

You should get home.

That-That's it?

Your dad's been trying to reach you.

If I don't go home, you gonna cuff me?

I mean, I know you're into that kind of thing.

[engine starts]

[sighs]

[engine turns off]

[engine revving]

[door opens]

[door closes]

[Bruce] That was not cool.

[Alison] Sending your secret girlfriend

to bring me home? I 1,000% agree.

[Bruce] You want to be treated like an adult,

- you got to act like one. - Oh, you mean like you?

Are you really sure that's what you want?

I get that whatever you saw must have been pretty upsetting.

Yeah, gold medal in understatements.

Well, I'm sure I wouldn't like

what I saw in your phone, either!

That's why we respect each other's privacy!

[sighs]

- Are you done? - No.

[sighs]

Something I need-need to talk to you about. Um...

It's about Johnny.

I-I know.

[crying]

I'm sorry, honey. Oh, come here.

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[watch beeps]

♪ I'm a freak...

[sniffing]

[chuckles]

Like, I swear to whatever god you worship,

it just takes the edge off.

What if I don't have an edge?

[laughs]

You totally do. You need to, like, loosen up.

You'd legit be, like, a fucking ten if you did.

No way.

[whispers] Let's fuck shit up.

♪ Know you like to hear me say it ♪

♪ On the bed, on the floor...

[sniffs]

- Whoa. - [chuckles]

[laughs] Uh...

That feels good.

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Real nasty, never take me home ♪

♪ Won't ever meet your mum, but your daddy's on the phone ♪

♪ Ring, ring, call me up, know I give you what you like ♪♪

[waves crashing]

[phone chimes]

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[texting]

[Hawaiian music playing]

[woman] She talked about cutting

Coach's brake lines all the time.

[man] Everyone knows Kelly did it.

She's trash.

[man 2] He and Johnny were so sweet together.

And they waited till Johnny turned 18.

[woman 2] You don't take a team all-state five years running

without having a big heart.

- [door opens] - Hello?

Jesus. What the fuck is up with you and dumpsters

- these days? - I was going to use the restroom.

Yeah. Bodily functions.

Since when do you smoke?

Sometimes it just makes me feel close to her.

How are you doing?

With, you know, everything?

I mean, we just... We haven't really talked.

I have nothing to say.

You know you want to.

[♪ Shygirl: "Freak"]

♪ I'm a freak, yeah, I know ♪

♪ Know you like to hear me say it ♪

♪ Can we throw it down again? ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah ♪♪

[woman] Everyone knows once Coach tied the knot,

Kelly'd get nothing.

I call that motivation.

It's keto.

You lie.

Only to the people I love.

Thanks, Harold.

Sorry about your friend.

Me, too. He was my only real one.

[Bruce] I know it must

feel like that right now.

But, um, well, you've got lots of friends.

You're the tits, Harold.

No, you're the tits.

[Lyla] Goddamn.

[exhales]

You know how hard it was to tell my kid sports camp was canceled?

[Doug] I love children.

Good to know, Doug.

Seventy-nine percent of all murders

in the United States are committed by friends,

loved ones and acquaintances.

Are we still talking about my kid?

Kelly Craft.

People are talking.

Yeah, I heard.

- [♪ Naomi August: "Sins"] - ♪ Don't know how to listen ♪

♪ Oh, I used to be a Christian ♪

♪ Fucked a bitch, now I'm a heathen ♪

♪ And I, I like my sins ♪

♪ And I, I like my sins ♪

♪ Go ahead, just roll it up...

[knocking on door]

♪ Pour a shot and lift it up ♪

[knocking]

♪ Put some lean up in my cup...

You're supposed to knock.

Well, you're supposed to answer.

Don't worry, I know the rules.

Live the rest of my life as my sister

and use a condom.

That's a good addition, the condom thing.

So, you...

want to talk about Lyla?

Nope.

Okay. Well...

I-I just... [clears throat]

I just want you to know that...

it is healthy for adults to...

You know, uh...

...try things.

Did you just Google what to say to your daughter

when she finds out you're the police chief's

secret sex slave?

[scoffs] Uh...

Maybe not those exact words.

Okay.

Well, if you change your mind,

just let me know.

How long have you two been playing Fifty Shades?

We, uh...

We've been off and on for...

a long time.

Is that why Mom killed herself?

I don't think so.

Your mom had a lot of issues that...

...didn't have anything to do with me.

I-I didn't really help,

but she was a complicated person.

And I'm her daughter.

[exhales] Hey.

I love you, okay?

You know that, right?

I'd never tell Lyla anything.

- Okay. - [phone chimes]

We're in this together.

Yeah. Noted.

[door closes]

♪ ♪

As a trained observer of human behavior,

you should be aware.

I saw no signs of remorse

when I informed Kelly Craft of Coach Eric Craft's death.

Makes sense seeing as he's her ex-husband.

Public outcry is growing.

I don't care about outcries. I care about evidence.

Agreed. Which is why I'm also in the process

of contacting all the taxidermists on the island.

Okay.

Just covering all the bases.

[door opens]

Hey, Kelly.

Sorry about all this.

- Whatever. He can't read. - Do you mind

if I come in and talk to you for a minute?

I just want to ask a few questions about Coach.

I don't know anything.

Then no harm asking, right?

Come on. Come inside.

Let's go.

Why don't you stay out here.

[door closes]

Miss?

Yeah.

Do you have business in the vicinity?

Just the business of living here.

Well, do you mind showing me some ID to prove that?

- For what? - [Courtney] Hey.

Shiny shoes.

Stay away from my kid.

I'm not looking for trouble.

I was just asking to see some ID.

And threatening to shoot me.

- [phone dings] - You all see this incel

with his hand on his weapon?

[Doug] No, I-I... I made no such threat.

I just caught this pedo piece of shit

trying to harass my kid.

There's no need for that kind of language.

[Courtney] You think you can just pull your gun

and everybody's gonna bow down and suck your cock?

Well, not my kid, pal.

That's not what I was implying. Rein it in.

[Courtney] Now you're telling me how to talk? Right here

in my own house? Can you believe this?

[Doug] No, I'm not. Please stop filming.

[Courtney] I'm gonna get his badge number

- right now. Let's read that. - [Doug] Go ahead.

- It's on the Internet. - [Courtney] That's 127D.

[continues indistinctly]

♪ ♪

Heard about your boy.

[clicks tongue]

- What the fuck is wrong with you? - I'm just saying.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer dude.

Unless it was him.

Right, Big D?

You and Johnny, grad night, man.

Y'all two had it going on. And I remember.

[indistinct chatter]

[vehicle approaching]

♪ ♪

[gasps]

- Someone upped her Adderall again. - What?

No, I was...

- Wait, what are you doing here? - Uh,

I got worried when you didn't show up last night.

So you stalked me?

[scoffs]

It's called

consensual following.

I wanted to make sure you weren't, like,

lying bloody and headless on the ground.

Right. Cool. Well, obviously not dead.

Thank God.

I can't stop thinking about Johnny.

I know.

I wasted all year

hating his perfect guts over nothing,

and now I'm never gonna get to see him again.

I just...

I-I don't want the same thing to happen to you.

Yeah. Me, either.

So... [exhales]

What's up? Dirty panty handoff?

[sighs] Um...

I'm meeting my stalker,

- I-I think. - [horn honks]

That's legit a terrible idea.

- I need to prove it's not Alison. - [horn honks]

Fuck off, Kyle!

[sighs] I'm late for therapy.

Just remember that the same rules apply for killers

as for panty pervs: daylight, public places,

- no secondary location. - I know. - [horn honks]

I'm coming, asshole!

[exhales sharply] Do not die.

I mean it. I will have

a literal Trisha Paytas breakdown if you do.

I'll be careful.

[phone chimes]

♪ ♪

[tapping key]

♪ ♪

[engine turns off]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

[Alison] Hello?

[rooster crows]

Hello?

- [♪ Blue Makaha: "Lana'i"] - ♪ Sweet talks...

♪ We dream, they sing ♪

♪ Lana'i ♪

♪ They sing, a day dream ♪

♪ Lana'i ♪

♪ ♪

[screeching]

[rats squeaking]

♪ ♪

[door closes]

[clattering]

Shit. Shit. Shit.

[Dale] Now I got you.

[grunts]

[Riley] That was super sus, right?

I mean, Dale talking about you and Johnny?

Dale has the mental capacity of an insect.

Something smells disgusting.

It's a cave.

Those cops better not fucking arrest Kelly.

She's got a kid, and we all know

she hasn't done shit besides be poor.

Hello?

Mr. Fairness and Justice for All?

You really think Alison could still be here?

Her name's not here.

Well, yeah, she's not a part of the cult.

[Dylan] It's not just them.

- It's everyone who died in here. - Okay.

So whatever freak show carved them all

probably thinks she ran away like everyone else.

- She didn't run away. - Okay, I know.

I was there. I'm just saying

the names don't mean shit. She's dead.

Then why are you here?

To make sure you don't end up like Johnny.

If Alison wants to kill me for what I did, that's up to her.

Dude, I get it, okay?

You feel bad.

But you didn't do anything wrong.

♪ I'm a freak in the sheets, and I go the whole night ♪

♪ I hear they call me shy, I can only wonder why ♪

♪ 'Cause I get down low, and I'm always with a guy ♪

♪ Yeah, I can bring a girl, or I can bring a whole crew ♪

♪ Meet me at the bar, if you lose me, I can find you...

[belt jangling]

[zipper closes]

♪ Like to hear me say it, can we throw it down again ♪

♪ I'm a freak, yeah, I know, you like to hear me say it ♪

♪ Like to hear me say it, I'm a freak, yeah, I know ♪

♪ You like to hear me say it, can we throw it down again ♪

♪ I'm a rough ride, you can only have me for the night ♪

♪ Only good times, I don't give a fuck, but I might ♪

♪ Giddyup now, I ain't gonna wait...

[Alison] So, are, um,

- are you having fun? - [Dylan] Uh...

Yeah, it depends on how you define "fun."

- [Alison] Um, do you... do you want to...? - [Dylan] Oh, sorry.

Uh, no, no, no. It's fine.

- Sorry. - Sorry to the table?

[chuckles] Right. Exactly.

Is she not the cutest thing you ever saw?

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Do me right here on the floor ♪

♪ Got me right here on the floor...

Uh, did you want a shot, too, or...?

♪ Do me right here on the floor ♪

♪ Do me right here on the floor ♪

♪ Do me right here on the floor ♪

♪ Do me right here on the floor ♪

♪ Do me right here on the floor...

I can't fucking believe you.

♪ Ah ♪♪

It's my fault she was in the road that night.

[Riley] I know that your demented OCD brain

is telling you that, but it's not.

I could have stopped it so many times.

No one could have stopped it.

Okay? We all did what we did.

I feel guilty, too.

I thought I saw her take a breath

when we were leaving the cave.

Wait, what?

I mean, it wasn't real.

I'm just... I'm telling you

- that that's what I... - [screeching]

[gasps, screams]

Oh, my gosh.

What's with all the screams, Neve Campbell?

I texted we were coming.

[Riley] Are you fucking serious?

Sorry I wasn't chill when I thought saw

Zombieland psycho twin over there trying

- to merk us. - [Alison] Dale just tried

- to attack me. - Are you sure he wasn't making a move?

I mean, I know you two were

into those games.

[Alison] It wasn't that.

I saw his truck.

He was the one following me.

And we all know he clones phones,

and he saw us that night.

And he was pretty sus about Johnny earlier.

- It's not Dale. - [Margot] Even if he saw us,

why would he care if we killed Alison?

You're the one he's obsessed with.

Facts.

Oh, unless it was, like, this elaborate plot

to send you running into his arms to save you.

- Très Swimfan. - I thought you hated old movies.

- [Margot] Only the boring ones. - Okay, can we

please just focus up and talk about how

- we're gonna stop Dale? - [Dylan] I told you,

- Dale didn't do it. - And how are you so fucking sure?

'Cause Alison was alive when we left her here that night.

Riley saw her breathe.

This is extremely upsetting.

She wasn't alive, okay?

Dead people don't breathe.

Just 'cause someone shits themselves doesn't mean

- they're coming to fucking kill you. - What about texting videos?

My sister didn't send that, and I know she's fucking dead.

Look, I killed her. I hit her with the car,

I put her in the trunk, and I left her in this fucking cave.

You think I want any of that to be true?

You think I don't wish Alison was here right now

instead of me?

She would tell you all to shove it

up your bleached assholes, and she wouldn't give a shit

because you are all the worst fucking friends.

And she was right. You don't want

to believe that it was Dale? Fine.

Fuck you. I'll go deal with him myself.

Um...

That was a lot.

♪ ♪

[light buzzing]

Hey.

[breathes deeply]

[Dylan] Hey.

What are you doing here?

We finished bleaching our assholes early,

so thought we'd help you deal with the psycho killer.

[Riley] You're welcome.

[entry bell jingles]

No, sir, a gorilla head will not do.

I'm looking for a human head.

[man] What kind of human head?

Male. Late teens, early 20s.

- No, we can't help you. - No?

Do you have another type of human head?

[line clicks]

- [sighs] - [siren wails]

[Margot screams]

[retching, coughing]

I don't get it.

[Margot] What's not to get? What do we do?

[Dylan] Told you he didn't do it.

Dale was a fucking douchebag,

but he deserved better than this.

I mean, who the fuck even likes Blue Crush anyways?

Everything is so fucked!

- Do you think his dick was blue? - Look, all I know

is that he was the one following me.

[Dylan] That doesn't mean

- he's a killer. - Or he deserved to die.

I mean, what were you doing there before we showed up?

You're not seriously accusing me of being shady right now.

I don't know, maybe I am. Did you see anything?

- No. N-No. I... - [Margot] Okay, we all need to calm down

and face the fact that Alison did this.

I don't mean to be rude,

but you always said she was a psycho bitch.

Okay, even if she was alive, why would she kill Dale?

[Riley] Maybe he caught her doing something sus

while he was stalking you. Or maybe she wanted drugs.

Tea. Especially if she's been living in a cave all year.

- That is majorly stressful. - We need to find her.

[Alison] Dylan. Dylan,

come on. This is Alison we're talking about.

You don't seriously think she's capable of something like this?

Did you think we were capable of doing what we did?

That was an accident.

I don't think any of us know what we're capable of.

- [siren wailing in distance] - [Margot] Shit. The cops.

We need to go.

♪ ♪

[siren approaching]

[vehicle door closes]

[engine starts]

- [door chimes] - [♪ Gordon Broad: "Waikiki Jungle"]

♪ One for all and all for one...

[Doug] Hello?

♪ Nighttime there's a party...

Anybody here?

♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Candlelight and music ♪

♪ Sometimes start a new romance ♪

[light buzzing]

♪ But when it starts to go...

Hello?

Oh.

Looks like you're overflowing there, buddy.

Shit!

I got a 187 down at the Snak 'n Stuff.

[indistinct radio chatter]

We found what looks like

goat guts in the dumpster.

Let's get it tested.

- Surveillance footage? - [Doug] It's been absconded with.

But I did find

a felonious amount of drugs hidden in the corn dogs.

♪ I'm a freak in the sheets and I go the whole night ♪

♪ I hear they call me shy...

[Riley] So, that's it?

♪ I'm always with a guy, yeah, I can bring a girl...

I'm sorry.

♪ If you lose me, I can find you, I'm a freak ♪

♪ Yeah, I know, know you like to hear me say it...

I'm sorry.

I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You're not seriously

saving yourself for Alison, are you? 'Cause...

you know she's never gonna fuck you!

[whispers] Let's fuck shit up.

[sniffs]

You know you want to.

♪ I'm a freak ♪

♪ Yeah, I know, know you like ♪

♪ To hear me say it, can we throw it down again...

Can't fucking believe you.

♪ Know you like to hear me say it...

I think I might be a bad person.

You're not actually a good guy, you know?

You're just a chickenshit.

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah ♪♪

[♪ Health: "Colors"]

[thunder rumbles]

♪ ♪

[turn signal clicking]

- Mm, she is ready. - Mm-hmm.

Is that mine?

Some of it.

She needs a night out after what she's been through.

[sighs]

♪ Would you ♪

♪ Throw the dead out? ♪

♪ Could you ♪

♪ Throw your body beneath? ♪

♪ It's been so long ♪

♪ Not every struggle ♪

♪ Is one to be proud of ♪

♪ You better hold on ♪

♪ To what is left of me ♪

♪ Would you ♪

♪ Could you throw the bodies beneath? ♪

- Oh, you like that? - Yeah.

[moaning, panting]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Whee!