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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:19,251 Howard! 2 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,092 Just look at him. 3 00:00:26,091 --> 00:00:26,992 Poor thing. 4 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,098 He has no idea 5 00:00:32,097 --> 00:00:35,267 just how much potential he really has. 6 00:00:36,435 --> 00:00:39,172 Trust me, things aren't all so bad for him. 7 00:00:41,707 --> 00:00:43,575 Well, maybe just a bit. 8 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:47,347 Pack the gun, Howard. 9 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:49,182 You will need it. 10 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:52,852 I have to pack my little friend. 11 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,303 Sound speed. 12 00:01:10,302 --> 00:01:11,303 Camera speed. 13 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:12,839 Production number one, take one. 14 00:01:12,838 --> 00:01:13,772 Hi. 15 00:01:13,772 --> 00:01:15,007 My name is Denise Snyder, 16 00:01:15,007 --> 00:01:17,309 and I'm auditioning for the role of Flowy. 17 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:18,812 It's Fleaowe. 18 00:01:18,811 --> 00:01:20,379 Oh, sorry. - Yeah. 19 00:01:20,379 --> 00:01:21,613 Get it right. 20 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:23,049 Okay, so I'll be reading with you. 21 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:23,917 I'm Howard. 22 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,085 Hi. 23 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,585 Nice to meet you. - Yeah, enchanté. Okay. 24 00:01:26,585 --> 00:01:29,254 Interior captain's quarters, day. 25 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:33,626 "Fleaowe." - "Commander, what is it?" 26 00:01:35,561 --> 00:01:37,830 Okay, go back to your mark. 27 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:38,965 I don't know what that was. 28 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,233 Just go back to- - Howard, 29 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,301 just get back to the lines, please. 30 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,402 Howard- - Well, it's her line. 31 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:43,603 Okay. - Sorry. 32 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:48,575 "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a space kitty!" 33 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,143 "A space kitty?" 34 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,111 "Oh, no, wait." 35 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,545 "It's just an asteroid." 36 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,513 "No, computer." 37 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,048 "How do you frost a cake?" 38 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,282 "Commander, I know how to frost a cake." 39 00:01:56,281 --> 00:01:57,950 "Voice print confirmed." 40 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:59,985 "Stop showing off, Fleaowe." 41 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,988 "In the future, which we're in now, 42 00:02:01,987 --> 00:02:04,123 computers are superior to women." 43 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,526 "I'm sorry, Commander." 44 00:02:06,525 --> 00:02:09,061 "But remember, I was in the deep freeze for over 100 years." 45 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:09,996 See? 46 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,131 She gets it, she gets this line. 47 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,866 Let's continue. - Okay. 48 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,100 "Well, damn!" 49 00:02:14,099 --> 00:02:16,301 "Well, Fleaowe, I will not fail you." 50 00:02:16,301 --> 00:02:17,503 "I forgive you this time." 51 00:02:17,503 --> 00:02:19,071 "So what's your objective?" 52 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,274 "My objective?" 53 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:23,576 Right, "It's to rescue all the baby space cats, 54 00:02:23,575 --> 00:02:25,711 and bring them home to Scratching Post 4". 55 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:28,380 "You mean, in 5?" 56 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:29,315 "Right." 57 00:02:29,314 --> 00:02:30,115 All right, good. 58 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:30,884 Okay, yeah, great. 59 00:02:30,883 --> 00:02:31,884 Excellent. 60 00:02:31,884 --> 00:02:33,051 And? - "I'm here to serve 61 00:02:33,051 --> 00:02:34,119 all of my Commander's needs." - Okay, 62 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,922 can you do that sexier? 63 00:02:35,921 --> 00:02:36,922 Oh? - Look, 64 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,124 "I'm here to serve all". - Sure. 65 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:39,458 Yeah, and sort of sexier. - Okay. 66 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,927 All right. 67 00:02:40,926 --> 00:02:43,529 "I'm here to serve all of my Commander's needs this mission, 68 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,598 and physical, if necessary." 69 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,269 How was that? 70 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,103 It was good. 71 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,838 I liked the sexy part. 72 00:02:51,837 --> 00:02:53,472 The sexy part was good. 73 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,909 You're feeling the chemistry? 74 00:02:55,908 --> 00:02:58,277 But it's like there's some chemistry in here, right? 75 00:02:58,277 --> 00:02:59,311 You and I? 76 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:00,647 Denise, you did 77 00:03:00,646 --> 00:03:01,914 a beautiful job, - I don't know what to say. 78 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:02,881 Howard, you can't just tell someone 79 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,284 you like the sexy part. 80 00:03:04,283 --> 00:03:06,118 But yes, Denise did a good job. 81 00:03:06,118 --> 00:03:07,586 Yes. 82 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:10,189 Howard, did you wanna see her do anything else? 83 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:12,491 Anything but in a sexy tone? 84 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:14,861 All besides the sexy time? 85 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:17,229 Yeah, the sexy tone, not time. 86 00:03:17,229 --> 00:03:19,498 Oh, okay. - I'm so sorry, Denise. 87 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:20,866 Denise, if you wanna try something else, 88 00:03:20,866 --> 00:03:22,768 we can definitely do that. 89 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:25,004 Let's see. 90 00:03:25,003 --> 00:03:26,238 You've got- - I think I'm good. 91 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,307 I think I'm gonna- - Can we see the 92 00:03:27,306 --> 00:03:29,408 space walk again? 93 00:03:29,408 --> 00:03:30,776 Denise, if you wanna show us 94 00:03:30,776 --> 00:03:32,611 the space walk again, that's fine. 95 00:03:32,611 --> 00:03:34,346 Howard, I think maybe you and I need to talk. 96 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,281 No, I wanna- - Denise, we need 97 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:36,115 to go, actually. 98 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,383 It's okay. 99 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,518 I actually need to go. - Let's just get goin'. 100 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:39,652 Okay, she needs- - Yeah, so 101 00:03:39,651 --> 00:03:40,452 bye. - Yeah, but let's just get- 102 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,621 Howard, 103 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:42,722 for the love of God! - I wanna see 104 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,523 the space walk again. - Thank you. 105 00:03:43,522 --> 00:03:44,790 It was nice meeting you. 106 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:45,991 It was nice meeting you too, Denise. 107 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:46,858 I just wanna see- - I am so sorry. 108 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:47,894 Yeah. - Can you just- 109 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,095 can you space walk out? - Howard, 110 00:03:49,094 --> 00:03:50,028 get behind the camera. - Space walk out, 111 00:03:50,028 --> 00:03:50,829 okay? - Howard. 112 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:51,764 Jesus Christ, Howard! 113 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:52,432 What the fuck is your problem. 114 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:53,800 Don't go after her. 115 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,901 Do not! 116 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:55,868 No! You stay there. - So we- 117 00:03:55,867 --> 00:03:57,135 We have her information, right? 118 00:03:57,135 --> 00:03:58,136 Do not go after her. 119 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,405 Howard! 120 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:00,540 Howard! For the love of god, can we cut guys? 121 00:04:00,539 --> 00:04:01,740 Can we just cut? 122 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:02,508 Because now he's going after our talent. 123 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:03,710 Great! 124 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:04,444 You're not gonna get me too, Howard. 125 00:04:07,879 --> 00:04:12,517 ♪ Pick up lines express ♪ 126 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:13,653 ♪ From Google ♪ 127 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:19,425 ♪ 'Cause one thing that your eyes haven't told me ♪ 128 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:22,829 ♪ Is your name ♪ 129 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,597 ♪ What's your name ♪ 130 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,336 ♪ Do you believe in love at first site ♪ 131 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:33,573 ♪ Or should I walk by again ♪ 132 00:04:33,572 --> 00:04:36,041 It's Kendra, Howie. 133 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,644 ♪ You don't remember me ♪ - This is no podcast. 134 00:04:38,644 --> 00:04:40,712 It's the voice in your head. 135 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:42,081 ♪ In my dreams ♪ 136 00:04:44,983 --> 00:04:46,752 ♪ Hey girl do you have a GPS ♪ 137 00:04:46,752 --> 00:04:47,953 ♪ Because I'm lost ♪ - Do you think 138 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,889 going up to the mountains to go off grid 139 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,991 will solve your problems? 140 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:57,163 ♪ And can you step away from the bar ♪ 141 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:02,101 ♪ Because you're melting the ice ♪ 142 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:05,672 ♪ If you were a booger ♪ 143 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:09,909 ♪ I would pick you first ♪ 144 00:05:09,908 --> 00:05:11,543 ♪ Oh ♪ 145 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,314 ♪ And are you from Tennessee ♪ 146 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:18,718 ♪ Because you're the only 10 I see ♪ 147 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,119 ♪ Oh ♪ 148 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:23,323 ♪ Baby ♪ 149 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:28,327 ♪ How are you doing ♪ 150 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,563 ♪ And baby ♪ 151 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:37,235 ♪ How are you doing ♪ 152 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:42,441 ♪ 'Cause I would marry your cat just to get into the family ♪ 153 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,214 ♪ Oh baby ♪ 154 00:05:48,213 --> 00:05:50,148 ♪ Oh ♪ 155 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:52,685 ♪ How are you doing ♪ 156 00:05:55,454 --> 00:05:57,189 ♪ 'Cause life without you ♪ 157 00:05:57,189 --> 00:05:59,858 ♪ Is like a pencil without lead ♪ 158 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:02,327 ♪ It's pointless ♪ 159 00:06:02,327 --> 00:06:03,995 ♪ Pointless ♪ 160 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:10,903 ♪ Good thing that I have brought my library card ♪ 161 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:15,908 Fuck you, studio! ♪ Because I'm checking you out ♪ 162 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:19,145 ♪ Every step of the way ♪ 163 00:06:19,144 --> 00:06:23,181 ♪ Oh baby ♪ 164 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:25,752 ♪ How are you doing ♪ 165 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,520 ♪ Oh ♪ 166 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:06,358 Oh, shit! 167 00:07:06,358 --> 00:07:09,127 Great. 168 00:07:09,127 --> 00:07:10,629 It's good stuff. 169 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:11,863 Right there. 170 00:07:11,863 --> 00:07:12,864 Right there. 171 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,467 Up periscope. 172 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,304 ♪ Doot-Doo-Doo-do ♪ 173 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,208 Okay. 174 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:25,411 Howard, I told you to hire a hooker, 175 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,847 but you hired a male hooker? 176 00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:29,981 Shut up, you Kartrashian. 177 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:32,418 My hair's getting stuck in my teeth. 178 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:36,222 But you had one job, and that's to suck. 179 00:07:36,221 --> 00:07:39,991 And you only had one job, to get hard. 180 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,594 Down periscope. 181 00:07:41,593 --> 00:07:44,262 ♪ Doot-Doo-Doo-do ♪ 182 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,153 I called the guy to fix the fence. 183 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,654 It's still broken. 184 00:08:09,521 --> 00:08:11,223 No, they take your money. 185 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:12,424 I'm telling you. 186 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,327 Hi. I'm Hannah. - All right, hold on. 187 00:08:14,326 --> 00:08:15,527 Who are you? 188 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:16,963 Hey, I'm Hannah, your neighbor next door. 189 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:17,797 Oh, okay. 190 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:18,631 Come in. 191 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:19,731 I'm on the phone. 192 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:21,100 Yeah, no, the... 193 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,603 No, the asparagus is not good. 194 00:08:25,937 --> 00:08:28,006 No, I'm not gonna make asparagus. 195 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,442 Absolutely not. 196 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,676 Now, I gotta go. 197 00:08:30,675 --> 00:08:31,743 Somebody's at my door. 198 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:32,945 Yeah. 199 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:33,779 Yeah, no, I gotta go. 200 00:08:33,778 --> 00:08:34,746 Somebody... 201 00:08:34,746 --> 00:08:35,647 No, it's a man. 202 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:36,549 It's a man. 203 00:08:36,548 --> 00:08:37,382 Okay. 204 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:38,284 Yeah, nevermind. 205 00:08:38,283 --> 00:08:39,251 Goodbye. 206 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:40,185 A guy, huh? 207 00:08:40,986 --> 00:08:41,920 Yeah, Moms, right? 208 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,122 Oh, okay, yeah. 209 00:08:43,121 --> 00:08:44,055 Yeah. 210 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:47,026 So I just brought you this. 211 00:08:47,025 --> 00:08:48,159 You know, I just moved in next door, 212 00:08:48,159 --> 00:08:49,895 so I just wanted to say hi, 213 00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:52,297 bring you a little snack. 214 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,433 I was just on the phone with my mom. 215 00:08:54,432 --> 00:08:55,634 I heard. 216 00:08:55,634 --> 00:08:56,835 She's gonna call back in like 10 seconds, 217 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,104 so I- - Got you. 218 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,338 Yeah. 219 00:08:59,337 --> 00:09:00,005 So you just moved into number one? 220 00:09:00,005 --> 00:09:00,805 I did. 221 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:01,707 Oh. 222 00:09:01,706 --> 00:09:03,141 There she is. 223 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,143 Do you mind? 224 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,378 Answer. 225 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,913 Answer Go ahead, go ahead. - Sure. 226 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,848 She'd get a kick out of it. 227 00:09:08,847 --> 00:09:09,681 Hello? 228 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,251 Hi! 229 00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:16,454 Yeah, I'm Hannah. 230 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,624 I just moved in next door. 231 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,693 Yeah, Howard is fine. 232 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,798 He looks like he's been eating, yes. 233 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,305 Yeah. 234 00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:34,940 Okay, well, thank you. 235 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,909 That's very sweet of you. 236 00:09:36,908 --> 00:09:39,010 You know, I'm gonna go ahead and give you back to 237 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:40,278 Howard. - Howard. 238 00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:41,246 Howard. - All right. 239 00:09:41,246 --> 00:09:42,347 It was nice to meet you. 240 00:09:42,347 --> 00:09:43,181 Bye. 241 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:46,952 Oh, she hung up? 242 00:09:46,952 --> 00:09:48,119 Yeah. 243 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,892 She sounds really nice. 244 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,360 So what are you up to? 245 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,728 Absolutely nothing. 246 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,164 Absolutely nothing. 247 00:09:58,163 --> 00:09:58,997 Oh? 248 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:04,570 Awkward silence! 249 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,504 Oh my gosh! - Awkward silence! 250 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:06,973 What are you doing? 251 00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:08,006 That was good. I was gonna say somethin' in there, 252 00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:09,708 but then- - I know. 253 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:13,778 ♪ Baby, baby, baby cakes ♪ 254 00:10:13,778 --> 00:10:17,582 Baby Cakes? 255 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:22,354 Oh? 256 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,689 Good morning, sweetheart. 257 00:10:23,688 --> 00:10:25,790 Good morning. 258 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,593 Didn't expect you to be up so early? 259 00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:29,027 Well, I'm up now. 260 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,263 I see you are. 261 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:34,567 Too much fun of that pokey pokey last night. 262 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,569 Well, you know me. 263 00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:39,070 I believe we have some business to attend to? 264 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,072 Oh? 265 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,774 62, right? - Oh, no. 266 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,009 No, honey. 267 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:46,579 Like, honey, you need it more than I do. 268 00:10:46,578 --> 00:10:49,381 And, oh, 269 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:53,151 I think you probably would need this more. 270 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,854 I have many of these. 271 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:57,823 Get the hell on. 272 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:04,563 Too-da-loo, sweetheart. 273 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:15,473 ♪ Howard ♪ 274 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:16,308 ♪ Howard ♪ 275 00:11:16,307 --> 00:11:17,142 ♪ Howard ♪ 276 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,245 ♪ Howard ♪ 277 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,952 Wake up, Howard. 278 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,261 Right there! 279 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,362 Right there! ♪ Oh, it's a beautiful day ♪ 280 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,565 ♪ Can you feel the cool breeze. ♪ 281 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:42,668 ♪ Look out your window and see the birds and the bees. ♪ 282 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,704 ♪ Squirrels are running around ♪ 283 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,438 ♪ And they are eating their nuts ♪ 284 00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:48,440 ♪ People are walking their dogs ♪ 285 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,443 ♪ Doggies have cute butts ♪ 286 00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:52,243 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 287 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,080 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 288 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,817 ♪ It's a beautiful day for you, Howard. ♪ 289 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,685 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 290 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:01,286 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 291 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,189 ♪ Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪ ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪ 292 00:12:03,188 --> 00:12:06,091 ♪ For you, Howard. ♪ 293 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:11,863 You have your one job, and that's to suck. 294 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,739 Crying in the shower? 295 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,075 Howie, that's such a bummer. 296 00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,077 You should smile more. 297 00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:27,812 Okay I get it. 298 00:12:27,812 --> 00:12:30,014 I wasn't in the right state of mind. 299 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,952 ♪ There's not a cloud in the sky ♪ 300 00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,120 ♪ Go out ♪ 301 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,087 ♪ Enjoy the sunshine ♪ 302 00:12:36,087 --> 00:12:37,789 ♪ Stop and smell the flowers ♪ 303 00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:40,058 ♪ Kiss the butterflies ♪ 304 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,767 Howie, why are you so sad? 305 00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:56,641 You know, the secret's a real Italian sauce? 306 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:57,610 What? 307 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,078 Okay, I found this out. 308 00:12:59,077 --> 00:13:00,545 You take a whole onion, 309 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,849 and you grate it with the cheese grater over the sauce, 310 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,118 and it makes it spicy. 311 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,086 Oh, really? 312 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,020 Uh-huh. 313 00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,621 Well, try this, and tell me 314 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:12,290 if you feel like it needs onion. 315 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,294 It's perfect. 316 00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:16,995 Thank you. 317 00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,563 Finish that. - Okay. 318 00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:23,535 Let's see. 319 00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,437 Looks like this is not gonna be ready for a while, 320 00:13:26,437 --> 00:13:28,973 you wanna fool around a little bit? 321 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,543 Babe. 322 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,411 Howie! 323 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,045 Give me an hour, okay? 324 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:37,383 We'll finish this, and then we will fuck. 325 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,517 Okay. 326 00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:41,319 Bye, babe. 327 00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:44,122 Howie? 328 00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:52,931 Hi, my name is Nikki, and I'm reading for Fleaowe. 329 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,366 And I'll be reading with you. 330 00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:55,333 Oh? - Okay. 331 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,369 Ahoy. - Ahoy. 332 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,774 Interior captain's quarters, day. 333 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,042 "Fleaowe?" 334 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,510 "Commander, what is it?" 335 00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:05,910 "Oh, no!" 336 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:08,680 "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a space kitty?" 337 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,815 "A space kitty?" - Oh. 338 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,317 "Oh, wait, no!" 339 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,320 "It's just an asteroid." 340 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,989 "No, Computer, how do you frost a cake?" 341 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,390 That's my computer voice. 342 00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:19,791 Oh, okay. - Okay. 343 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,526 Commander, I know how to- 344 00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:21,259 Okay. - Yep. 345 00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:22,093 Go ahead. 346 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,329 Do your line, go ahead. 347 00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,163 "Commander, I know how to frost a cake." 348 00:14:25,163 --> 00:14:26,598 "I forgive you this time." 349 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,667 "So what's your objective?" 350 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,469 "My objective?" 351 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,972 "It's to rescue all the space kittens, 352 00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:35,640 and take 'em home to Scratching Post 4." 353 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,975 "Yeah, you mean five." 354 00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:37,942 Five, right? 355 00:14:37,942 --> 00:14:38,643 Five. 356 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,478 Okay. 357 00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:40,311 Okay, good. 358 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,146 Excellent. 359 00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:42,347 And? 360 00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:43,748 "And I'm here to serve 361 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,518 all of my Commander's needs this mission, 362 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,187 physical, if necessary." 363 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,021 "Right." 364 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,221 "Remember, Fleaowe, 365 00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:52,323 we'll have plenty of down time on this ship." 366 00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:55,293 "We'll make sure you get a big promotion after the rescue." 367 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:56,527 "Commander?" 368 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,097 "Alpha Screen." 369 00:14:58,096 --> 00:14:59,631 "We have a cataract." 370 00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:00,565 "What's that?" 371 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,001 "It's a type of cat attack." 372 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,334 "Battle stations!" 373 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,737 "Commander, I don't have my space suit." 374 00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:06,871 It's in my chamber on deck Level 4." 375 00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:07,805 "There's no time!" 376 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,408 "Computer, generate space suit." 377 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,643 Nikki, right? 378 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:11,677 Yeah. - Okay. 379 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,511 Yeah. - Give me more space. 380 00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:13,678 Let's do it, okay? 381 00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,880 Like do one like where you're in space. 382 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,781 Oh, okay? 383 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,220 What would make it feel more like space? 384 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,388 I feel like you just... 385 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,622 It was like Earth. 386 00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:25,490 You were just standing there like it was Earth. 387 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:27,592 Well, we're not floating in space, are we? 388 00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:28,426 Well- - I didn't see that 389 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,261 in the script. 390 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,329 Why, it's space. 391 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,598 Well, for- - You just- 392 00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:34,098 You assume the gravity is the same as Earth? 393 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,568 Well, I assume that we're inside of a space station 394 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,002 at the commander's quarters? 395 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,205 You assume we're inside of a space station? 396 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,441 Well, then where are the commander's quarters? 397 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,176 Inside of a spaceship. 398 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,644 Okay, so we're inside of a spaceship. 399 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:46,979 Not a station, a spaceship. 400 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,482 Okay, so inside of a spaceship. 401 00:15:50,481 --> 00:15:52,517 In my mind, because it wasn't- 402 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,720 Let's just go again. 403 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,288 Let's just go again. 404 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,123 Just go again. 405 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,625 It doesn't make sense, but okay, fine. 406 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,459 Well, just give me more space. 407 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,428 Sure. 408 00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:03,394 Okay? 409 00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:04,195 Right. - Howard? 410 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,431 Howard, you okay? 411 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,365 We ready to go to scene two? - I'm not- 412 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,900 It's been a long day, all right? 413 00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:09,968 Interior captain's quarters, day. 414 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,903 Okay. - Well, Howard- 415 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,104 She's just making me upset. 416 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,639 Howard, remember, it's my call. 417 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,040 I say when she can go. 418 00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,040 But she's making me upset. - I understand that. 419 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:16,875 You're the writer. 420 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,110 But you know what? 421 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,078 We're on a time crunch here, okay? 422 00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:20,745 I'm sorry, Nikki. 423 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,248 You know, Howard, you gotta be nice too. 424 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,516 The actor is the driving part. 425 00:16:24,515 --> 00:16:26,184 All right. - You know what? Let's just... 426 00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:27,618 We'll start fresh, - I'm sorry. 427 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:28,821 and we'll just forget it. - I'm a professional. 428 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,089 I'm a professional. 429 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,023 Howard, for the love of god. 430 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,458 You're not the only one. 431 00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:33,691 Interior captain's- 432 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:34,893 A professional. - Let's just do it. 433 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:35,661 Interior captain's quarters, day. 434 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:36,995 Okay sure. 435 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:37,695 Sure, sure, sure. - Okay, . 436 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,530 All right. 437 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,235 Interior's captain's quarters, day. 438 00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,103 "Fleaowe?" 439 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,238 "Commander, what is it?" 440 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,106 What are you doing? 441 00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:48,339 What is- - I'm in space. 442 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,075 But it looks like you're doing yoga. 443 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,343 How is that yoga? 444 00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:52,110 Have you ever done yoga? - It looks like Pilates 445 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,511 or something. 446 00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:54,178 Pilates is laying 447 00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:55,346 on the floor. 448 00:16:55,346 --> 00:16:56,014 This was- - I'm not laying. 449 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,215 All right. 450 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:57,750 Interior captain's quarters, day. 451 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,151 Okay. 452 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,352 "Commander, what is it?" 453 00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:02,587 "Fleaowe." 454 00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:03,454 What are you doing with your body? 455 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,991 What would you like me to do? 456 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,592 Just a little less gravity. 457 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,961 There was no gravity! 458 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,162 Like, I can't float. 459 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,530 The gravity is a real thing on Earth. 460 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:12,630 But a little less, 461 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:13,799 take it like 10%. - Right. 462 00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,666 So how would you like me to- - 10% 463 00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,268 Here we go. 464 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,704 "Fleaowe!" 465 00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:20,338 "Commander, what is it?" 466 00:17:21,339 --> 00:17:22,607 Now, you ain't . 467 00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:24,275 What is that? 468 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,677 I said 10%. 469 00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:27,011 Okay, 10% better. - Show me what 470 00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,546 10% looks like to you. - Okay. 471 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,183 So 10%, it's like this. 472 00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:32,316 "Commander, what is it?" 473 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,019 I was just doing that. 474 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,020 All right. - That's like literally 475 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:36,087 exactly what I just did. - Okay. 476 00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:37,422 Go ahead. 477 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,257 You do you. 478 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,458 Let's see. 479 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,994 Interior captain's quarters, day. 480 00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:44,629 "Commander, what is it?" 481 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,631 "Fleaowe." 482 00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,533 "Oh, no, it's a bird, it's a plane." 483 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,968 You went back to the... 484 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,271 Go back- - Don't go back to the thing, 485 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,104 this thing. 486 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:53,939 Just- - I wasn't doing 487 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:54,773 anything like this. 488 00:17:54,772 --> 00:17:55,873 Just do the- 489 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,076 You were reading this. - Just do the- 490 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,343 You weren't even watching. - Okay. 491 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,145 All right. - Mr. Original, can we... 492 00:18:00,144 --> 00:18:01,846 Can we pause for a second, Howard? 493 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,816 You're just a goddamn screenwriter. 494 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,652 Nikki, did you need a five minute break, 495 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,854 so I can talk to Howard for a second? 496 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,490 Howard, can you just get behind the desk for a second? 497 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,658 Yeah. 498 00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:13,825 Yeah. - Thank you, Nikki. 499 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,060 Yeah. - Sorry about that. 500 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:17,028 Thanks, thanks, Nikki. 501 00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:18,729 Howard, what the fuck are you doing? 502 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,665 What? 503 00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:20,865 What are you... 504 00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:21,766 Goddammit, the camera is rolling. 505 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,135 You fuck it- - Yeah. 506 00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:23,801 Let's cut the cameras, okay? - No, you fuckin' 507 00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:25,002 embarrassed me. 508 00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:26,137 Well, you know what? 509 00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:27,338 Now, you're on camera. - You fuckin' 510 00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:28,005 embarrassed me. - You're on camera, 511 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,174 so that if you 512 00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:30,141 talk to me like this, - I don't care- 513 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:30,943 then fuck you. - I don't care 514 00:18:30,942 --> 00:18:32,110 if I'm on camera! 515 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,045 Okay. - You fuckin' embarrassed me. 516 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,146 Okay. - Don't you 517 00:18:34,145 --> 00:18:35,079 fuckin' embarrass me. - Hi, guys. 518 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:36,280 You wanna wave to the camera? 519 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,315 This is Howard Original. - No, you don't you 520 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:37,983 fuckin' embarrass me. - Okay. 521 00:18:37,982 --> 00:18:39,383 You know what? 522 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:40,052 We're gonna cut this. - You know, she can hear this. 523 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,591 ♪ I want that butter chicken ♪ 524 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:47,658 ♪ I want that butter chicken ♪ 525 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:51,463 ♪ I want the bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu butter chicken ♪ 526 00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:53,531 ♪ I want that chicken korma ♪ 527 00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:55,399 ♪ I want that chicken korma ♪ 528 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,505 ♪ I want that chi-chi-chi-chi chicken korma ♪ 529 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:03,375 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 530 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:07,378 ♪ Butter chicken ♪ 531 00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:10,214 ♪ In the kitchen ♪ 532 00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:15,853 ♪ You'll be twitching ♪ 533 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,589 ♪ I'm getting really hungry ♪ 534 00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:19,857 ♪ And I need some curry on my plate ♪ 535 00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:23,728 ♪ I'm cravin' for the curry that I had just the other day ♪ 536 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:27,766 ♪ I need something to dip my naan, dip my naan, dip naan ♪ 537 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,169 ♪ I need something to dip ♪ ♪ Howard ♪ 538 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,637 ♪ Howard ♪ 539 00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:33,871 ♪ Howard ♪ 540 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,441 ♪ Howard ♪ 541 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:50,155 ♪ You need to brush your teeth ♪ 542 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:53,024 ♪ You need to take a dump ♪ 543 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,694 ♪ There's no more toilet paper ♪ 544 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:58,062 ♪ And you broke your toothbrush ♪ 545 00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,766 ♪ What are you going to do ♪ 546 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,368 ♪ You look down at your socks ♪ 547 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:06,170 ♪ That's what you're gonna use ♪ 548 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:09,007 ♪ To wipe your buttocks ♪ 549 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,677 That is a nasty drinking habit. 550 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,778 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 551 00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:14,712 You should cut down 552 00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:17,048 to only like one bottle a day. 553 00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,717 ♪ Right now, Howard ♪ 554 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,421 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 555 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,823 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 556 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:29,828 ♪ Your butt really stinks right now, Howard ♪ 557 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,340 Oh? 558 00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:42,173 Dave. 559 00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:43,007 All right. 560 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,077 Hello, Howard. 561 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,179 Hey, Dave. 562 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,414 How's the scripts going, Howie? 563 00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,249 You know, it's coming along. 564 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,516 Oh, Howie. 565 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,920 Coming along is always a lie. 566 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,156 That's what I say when I'm stuck at 500 words. 567 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:00,559 You know me too well, Dave. 568 00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:02,560 Oh, Howie, I'm exhausted. 569 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:07,565 You know, it's meeting, after meeting, after meeting, 570 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:10,201 and then after some more meetings, 571 00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:14,171 and more meetings, and then another meeting. 572 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,107 I know it. 573 00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:16,307 Were there any good ones? 574 00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:18,542 Well, they just loved the Australians. 575 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:21,345 Did you know that were referred to as Aussie's? 576 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,548 Ozzy's, like Ozzy Osbourne's? 577 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:26,752 Oh, Howie. 578 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:27,918 I mean, yeah, Dave, 579 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,455 you realize that you're not Australian? 580 00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:31,989 You grew up in K-Town, 581 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,126 and you lived in a pee stained studio apartment 582 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,093 for the majority of the 2000's. 583 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,062 Shut up, Howard! 584 00:21:37,061 --> 00:21:38,796 The accent works. 585 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,032 I Googled it. 586 00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:42,600 There are no Asian people in Australia. 587 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:43,802 Give me a break! 588 00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:45,036 Oh yeah, man! 589 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:48,173 Weta in New Zealand bought my feature film. 590 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:51,943 They bought the script for 130,000 American dollars. 591 00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:53,611 They shoot early next year. 592 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:54,680 It's scifi. 593 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,514 A what? 594 00:21:55,513 --> 00:21:57,682 You know, a scifi. 595 00:21:58,517 --> 00:21:59,351 Ah, man. 596 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,453 You mine, sci-fi? 597 00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:02,653 Yeah, that's what I said. 598 00:22:02,653 --> 00:22:04,855 Anyway, it's sci-fi, 599 00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:06,157 you know, space stuff. 600 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:07,491 Matt Damon's in it. 601 00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:09,293 You know, James Franco was going to be in it, 602 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:12,097 but he's left town, and his living on some island. 603 00:22:12,096 --> 00:22:13,898 Yeah, that sounds fun. 604 00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:16,033 Oh, I'd love to stay and chat, Howie, 605 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,270 but I've gotta take this call. 606 00:22:18,269 --> 00:22:19,570 Hello, Dave here. 607 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:22,006 That's not a real phone, Dave. 608 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,344 Yeah, well tell Martin Scorsese I'll be free next week. 609 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,112 That is a piece of fruit. 610 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,480 You see that, Howard? 611 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,450 I'm getting paid to do this for a living. 612 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,384 Look at that. 613 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,685 Got another incoming call. 614 00:22:33,684 --> 00:22:34,952 I've gotta run. 615 00:22:34,952 --> 00:22:36,387 Yeah, hi, Steven. 616 00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:39,557 That's a banana, Dave. 617 00:22:39,557 --> 00:22:41,459 Spielberg, yes. 618 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,261 That's nice, yeah. 619 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,895 Yeah, I'll be free maybe, 620 00:22:44,895 --> 00:22:48,332 how 'bout Monday afternoon, 2:00 pm? 621 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,167 Great. 622 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:50,067 See you then. 623 00:22:50,067 --> 00:22:51,035 Bye-bye. - There you go, 624 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,003 talking to a piece of fruit. 625 00:22:52,002 --> 00:22:53,604 Well, cheerio, Howard, 626 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:56,375 and have yourself a bowl of Frosted Flakes, too. 627 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,909 Wrong country, Dave. 628 00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,678 Cheerios are for the French. 629 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,246 You can rot in hell. 630 00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:02,481 Love you, you idiot. 631 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,550 Well, goodbye, Dave. 632 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:09,887 And the space cats return to their home, 633 00:23:11,155 --> 00:23:11,989 home base. 634 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,062 500 words. 635 00:23:18,696 --> 00:23:20,598 500 freaking words. 636 00:23:20,598 --> 00:23:21,432 500 words. 637 00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:23,701 500 words. 638 00:23:24,769 --> 00:23:26,737 ♪ 500 words ♪ 639 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,541 ♪ I did 500 words ♪ 640 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,608 ♪ 30 hours of work ♪ 641 00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:32,376 ♪ 500 words ♪ 642 00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:33,778 ♪ I've got 500 words ♪ 643 00:23:33,778 --> 00:23:34,612 Wow. 644 00:23:37,214 --> 00:23:39,383 500 words, how impressive. 645 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:42,821 It's better than 500 words. 646 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:43,654 It's 479. 647 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,758 479. - You round up. 648 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,826 Okay. 649 00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:49,194 All right, let's see - Yeah. 650 00:23:49,193 --> 00:23:50,661 how I can help you here. - Yeah, thanks. 651 00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:51,630 Hold on, hold on. 652 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,698 Hold on, hold on. 653 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:54,566 Hold on. 654 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:55,434 Here we go. 655 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,267 Let's see. 656 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,102 Oh, boy. 657 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,637 Here we go. 658 00:23:58,636 --> 00:24:00,604 Okay, your first mistake, right there. 659 00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:04,041 You're and you are - No it's right. 660 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,509 It's right there. - are two different words. 661 00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:06,977 That's right. 662 00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,480 You are beautiful. 663 00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:13,751 I couldn't get away with that, 664 00:24:13,751 --> 00:24:15,052 could I? 665 00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:16,488 Here we go. 666 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:19,791 Okay, so you're interrupting my writing time 667 00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:21,225 to fix my grammar? 668 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:22,160 Thanks, 669 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,662 Well- - but no thanks. 670 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:26,631 Listen, okay? 671 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,167 I am usually not into unemployed writers, 672 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:32,970 but somehow, I find you fascinating. 673 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,273 Well, I'm gonna sell this thing, 674 00:24:35,272 --> 00:24:38,209 and then we're all gonna move to Hawaii. 675 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,044 If you think 676 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,245 you're gonna sell this, 677 00:24:40,244 --> 00:24:41,979 then I will help you make it better. 678 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,648 Uh-huh. - So let me help you. 679 00:24:43,647 --> 00:24:44,815 Okay. 680 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,117 Yeah. 681 00:24:46,116 --> 00:24:48,419 You're helpin' all right. 682 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,254 Okay. 683 00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:52,990 Space. - No, no . 684 00:25:04,435 --> 00:25:05,936 Howie, 685 00:25:05,936 --> 00:25:10,474 you really screwed up big time with the love of your life. 686 00:25:15,012 --> 00:25:18,682 But you don't have much luck in love, do you? 687 00:25:18,682 --> 00:25:22,319 If you could only go back and fix things? 688 00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:29,494 Hi, I'm Elizabeth Thomas, 689 00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:31,262 and I'll be reading for Fleaowe today. 690 00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:32,096 It's already wrong. 691 00:25:32,096 --> 00:25:33,030 Okay, fine. 692 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:35,065 That's fine. 693 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,434 That was already wrong. 694 00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:37,635 What? 695 00:25:37,635 --> 00:25:39,270 Even your slate was campy 696 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:40,638 Well, okay. 697 00:25:40,638 --> 00:25:41,906 I mean, do you want- - All right. 698 00:25:41,906 --> 00:25:42,873 Is that what - Would you- 699 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,109 you're going for? 700 00:25:44,108 --> 00:25:46,343 This is... Can we do a serious one? 701 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,579 Like a real serious- - Oh, of course. 702 00:25:47,578 --> 00:25:49,213 Sure. - Okay, okay. 703 00:25:49,213 --> 00:25:51,982 Interior captain's quarters, day. 704 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:54,719 "Fleaowe!" 705 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,888 "Commander, what is it?" 706 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,292 "Oh no!" 707 00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:04,128 "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a space kitty!" 708 00:26:04,128 --> 00:26:05,629 You have to say- - Oh. 709 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:06,631 You didn't read the script. 710 00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:07,866 It's a plan 711 00:26:07,865 --> 00:26:09,099 It's a plan. 712 00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:10,968 Plan? I thought- - No, "It's a bird, 713 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:11,937 it's a plan". 714 00:26:11,936 --> 00:26:12,770 Oh. - It says in the script 715 00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:13,671 it's a plan. 716 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:15,040 Oh, okay, I'm sorry. 717 00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:16,674 I thought that was a typo- - No, read the- 718 00:26:16,674 --> 00:26:17,841 Okay, so- - Don't- 719 00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:19,044 No, this is.... 720 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:20,111 Words matter. 721 00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:21,713 So read it again, - Oh. 722 00:26:21,712 --> 00:26:23,814 but read it as written, please. 723 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,483 Okay. 724 00:26:25,482 --> 00:26:26,917 "Oh, no!" 725 00:26:26,917 --> 00:26:30,487 "It's a bird, it's a plan, it's a space kitty!" 726 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,125 Why did you say that like it was a broad word? 727 00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,292 Say it like it's the right word. 728 00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:36,360 Okay. 729 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:37,562 Okay, 730 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:38,696 just say it like- - I just don't see how 731 00:26:38,696 --> 00:26:39,496 a plan would be coming - Just say it. 732 00:26:39,497 --> 00:26:40,732 in space. 733 00:26:40,731 --> 00:26:42,900 Well, there's no guy be a plane in space. 734 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,369 It's a plan. 735 00:26:44,368 --> 00:26:46,537 Well, I mean, 'cause it says, "It's a bird, it's a plan", 736 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:48,707 it's a lot like that single- - It's a plan. 737 00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:49,674 Just read it as written. 738 00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:50,574 Go ahead. - Oh, okay. 739 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:51,509 All right, go ahead, 740 00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:52,410 from the top. - Oh, no! 741 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:53,612 Okay. - "Fleaowe!" 742 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,981 "Commander, what is it?" 743 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,383 "Oh, no!" 744 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:01,920 "It's a bird, it's a plan, it's a space kitty!" 745 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,655 "A space kitty?" 746 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:06,625 "Oh, wait." 747 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,092 "No, it's just an asteroid." 748 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:09,361 "No!" 749 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:10,595 "Computer, how do you frost a cake?" 750 00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:12,297 "Commander, I know how to frost a cake." 751 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,165 "Voice print confirmed." 752 00:27:14,164 --> 00:27:16,233 "Oh, stop showing off, Fleaowe." 753 00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:18,369 "In the future, which we're in now, 754 00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:20,504 computers are superior to...", which is true. 755 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:23,274 In the future, that's what's gonna happen. 756 00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:24,608 It's gonna be... 757 00:27:24,608 --> 00:27:25,542 You know, women... 758 00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:27,044 Women will be, you know... 759 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:28,580 Computers will be- - Wait! 760 00:27:28,579 --> 00:27:30,814 Are you being... Are you just talking about on this script, 761 00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:31,783 or were you- - No, I'm not talking 762 00:27:31,782 --> 00:27:32,716 about in the script. 763 00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:34,886 I'm talking about in the future, 764 00:27:34,885 --> 00:27:36,754 which we assume- 765 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:38,056 So you have to read the rest of it 766 00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:40,091 like assuming that that's what it is. 767 00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:41,392 Okay. 768 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,894 And I'm sorry about before, though. 769 00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:44,562 'Cause like, you know... 770 00:27:44,561 --> 00:27:46,096 Okay, I'm just the writer. 771 00:27:46,096 --> 00:27:47,331 I understand- - It's all right. 772 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,566 No, I understand- - I wanna do whatever 773 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:50,402 to achieve your vision. - I'm just the writer, 774 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,836 and words count, right? 775 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,905 Words matter, okay? 776 00:27:53,904 --> 00:27:55,506 So we'll go over it again. 777 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,342 And I feel much better now, so. 778 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,376 Okay? - Okay. 779 00:27:58,375 --> 00:27:59,576 All right, so let's- - Sure. 780 00:27:59,576 --> 00:28:00,477 Let's do that. 781 00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:01,946 And- 782 00:28:01,945 --> 00:28:03,213 "No!" 783 00:28:03,213 --> 00:28:04,748 "Computer, how do you frost a cake?" 784 00:28:04,749 --> 00:28:06,685 "Commander, I know how to frost a cake." 785 00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:08,118 "Stop showing off, Fleaowe." 786 00:28:08,118 --> 00:28:10,454 "In the future, as we're in now, 787 00:28:10,454 --> 00:28:12,423 computers are superior to women." 788 00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:13,257 "Sorry..." 789 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:14,426 Oh, that's your line. 790 00:28:14,425 --> 00:28:15,726 "Sorry, Commander, but remember, 791 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:18,630 I was in the deep freeze more than 100 years." 792 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:19,864 You see, you're doing that voice? 793 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,466 I was trying to give you kind of a cue. 794 00:28:21,465 --> 00:28:22,733 Voice? 795 00:28:22,733 --> 00:28:25,502 Well, that's just my natural voice. 796 00:28:25,502 --> 00:28:27,538 Howard, would- - I mean, what kind of- 797 00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:29,373 Howard, what are you talking about? What voice? 798 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,975 She's doing a voice for the part. 799 00:28:30,974 --> 00:28:31,809 It's campy. 800 00:28:31,809 --> 00:28:33,010 Okay. 801 00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:33,944 Howard, it's called acting. - Wait! 802 00:28:33,944 --> 00:28:35,012 She can do... 803 00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:35,946 I'm sorry, Elizabeth. - Do you- 804 00:28:35,946 --> 00:28:36,780 I'm sorry, do you want campy, 805 00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,048 or to- - What made you- 806 00:28:38,048 --> 00:28:40,984 What made you feel that it was campy? 807 00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:43,554 What's campy about this? 808 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:44,689 Howard? 809 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:46,391 I- - What is campy about this? 810 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,559 Hey- 811 00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:48,492 Okay, I'm sorry. - Okay, on a spaceship- 812 00:28:48,492 --> 00:28:49,727 I didn't mean to like come- 813 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,296 They're trying to rescue space kittens. 814 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:52,664 What's campy- 815 00:28:52,663 --> 00:28:54,198 'Cause this is not like- - What is campy? 816 00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:55,467 No, I wanna know what you- 817 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:56,367 No, don't- - Howard, 818 00:28:56,366 --> 00:28:57,601 No. - let's all- 819 00:28:57,602 --> 00:28:58,737 Howard, let's take - What is campy? 820 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,238 a five minute break. - Do you want- 821 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:00,905 Elizabeth, if you need to step outside 822 00:29:00,904 --> 00:29:01,972 for a minute, 823 00:29:01,972 --> 00:29:02,973 Oh. - I'm gonna yell, 824 00:29:02,973 --> 00:29:03,974 I meant, talk to Howard. - Sure. 825 00:29:03,974 --> 00:29:04,775 You're just an actor! - Yeah. 826 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:05,577 Okay. 827 00:29:07,578 --> 00:29:10,447 You know, actually, I'm not interested in this anymore. 828 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:11,516 Howard! - Don't make a choice. 829 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:12,684 I'm so sorry. 830 00:29:12,683 --> 00:29:14,852 It's about choices. 831 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:16,354 It's about choices. 832 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,723 Howard, what the fuck is your problem, dude? 833 00:29:18,722 --> 00:29:19,857 Come on! 834 00:29:19,857 --> 00:29:21,058 Actors. - You know what? 835 00:29:21,058 --> 00:29:22,359 It's campy. - Let's cut this. 836 00:29:22,359 --> 00:29:23,460 Let's cut this, guys. Come on! - Oh, I'm campy. 837 00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:24,863 Let's cut. - I'm campy. 838 00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:27,232 ♪ It's time to write a script ♪ 839 00:29:27,231 --> 00:29:29,867 ♪ So pull out your laptop ♪ 840 00:29:29,867 --> 00:29:32,236 ♪ Get those fingertips ♪ 841 00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:35,273 ♪ Ready to write something ♪ 842 00:29:35,272 --> 00:29:37,741 ♪ Da-Da-Da-Da ♪ 843 00:29:37,741 --> 00:29:40,277 ♪ Da-Pa-Da ♪ 844 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:43,214 ♪ Nope, you've got nothing ♪ 845 00:29:43,213 --> 00:29:45,883 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 846 00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:48,253 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 847 00:29:48,252 --> 00:29:53,257 ♪ You've got nothing in your head, Howard ♪ 848 00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:56,461 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 849 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,730 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 850 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,899 ♪ You've got nothing ♪ 851 00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:03,867 ♪ In your head, Howard ♪ 852 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:55,587 Sweet dreams, Howie. 853 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,104 Well, 854 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,439 come here, little guy. 855 00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:16,373 Come here. 856 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,576 Yeah! 857 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:19,577 Come inside. 858 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:33,324 Whoa! 859 00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:34,158 Hold on . 860 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:42,500 "Dear Mr. Original," 861 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,903 "This is Natalie Rodriguez." 862 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:48,740 "I just finished reading your screenplay 'Space Kitties'." 863 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,774 "I loved it!" 864 00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:53,044 "Give me a call at your earliest convenience." 865 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:56,314 "My number is in the signature below." 866 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,181 Yes! 867 00:31:57,181 --> 00:31:58,349 Yeah! 868 00:31:58,348 --> 00:32:02,085 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 869 00:32:22,839 --> 00:32:24,007 Who? 870 00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:25,677 Hello? 871 00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:26,610 Yes, Hi. 872 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,313 Can I speak to Ms. Rodriguez? 873 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:29,213 Speaking. 874 00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:32,984 Yeah, well, this is Howard Original. 875 00:32:32,983 --> 00:32:33,817 Oh, yes. 876 00:32:33,817 --> 00:32:35,052 Hi, Howard. 877 00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,622 Yeah, I had a script called "Space Kittens". 878 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:38,823 Yeah, well it's on the- - Yeah. 879 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:40,124 You like it, right? 880 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:41,326 Haven't had a chance 881 00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:44,462 to read it yet, but it's on the list, mm-hmm. 882 00:32:44,461 --> 00:32:47,230 Well, okay, so there's an option. 883 00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:49,967 Well, I'm available to come in tomorrow. 884 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,502 I'm really excited to talk to you about it. 885 00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:52,970 Yeah, well my assistant should've sent 886 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,472 an email to re-schedule, 887 00:32:54,471 --> 00:32:57,941 Okay. - so you should have that. 888 00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,477 Oh, . 889 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:00,745 Well, we don't get service up here. 890 00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:02,713 So I missed your, 891 00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:03,880 I missed the meeting, I guess. 892 00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:05,850 I missed the message. 893 00:33:05,849 --> 00:33:09,152 Well, we'll speak tomorrow, mm-kay? 894 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:09,988 Oh, well, okay. 895 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:10,822 You gotta go? 896 00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:12,022 Okay, well have 897 00:33:12,022 --> 00:33:12,789 a nice weekend. - Gotta go, bye-bye. 898 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:17,594 Okay, we'll talk about it next, next year. 899 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,634 Oh, wow! 900 00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:46,583 I wish I could show Ms. Rodriguez who I really am, 901 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:49,786 suave, handsome, and a great dancer. 902 00:34:49,786 --> 00:34:52,055 You're an idiot. 903 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:56,727 Dammit! 904 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:06,297 Hey, Hannah, did I tell you the good news? 905 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:07,832 What? 906 00:36:07,831 --> 00:36:11,101 So remember, I contacted Danny Trejo? 907 00:36:12,202 --> 00:36:13,403 Yeah. 908 00:36:13,403 --> 00:36:15,305 Well, his manager got back to me, 909 00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:17,975 and while Danny's not available, 910 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,212 his sister Jamie is. 911 00:36:21,211 --> 00:36:22,846 Jamie Trejo. 912 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,183 That's awesome. - So we've gotYeah. 913 00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:26,716 But that's just that letter, you know? 914 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,886 That's just saying like, you know, 915 00:36:28,885 --> 00:36:31,087 that she's okay with the production, 916 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:32,924 and that we're gonna make this movie, 917 00:36:32,923 --> 00:36:37,060 and it's gonna start- - Howie, I'm pregnant. 918 00:36:38,128 --> 00:36:39,462 Your pregnant? 919 00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:42,466 That's great! 920 00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:43,700 That's such good news. 921 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:44,635 Yeah? 922 00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:46,270 Can't you tell I'm excited? 923 00:36:46,269 --> 00:36:47,637 Yeah, I just wanna make sure! 924 00:36:47,637 --> 00:36:48,939 I mean, we haven't planned for this, 925 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,174 so- - Come here! 926 00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:52,276 Yeah? 927 00:36:52,275 --> 00:36:53,176 Come here. 928 00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:54,345 Yeah. - Oh my god! 929 00:36:54,344 --> 00:36:55,912 Howie? 930 00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:57,181 Are we gonna do this? 931 00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:58,449 Are we ready? 932 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,086 I mean, I think we are. 933 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:06,023 We've get no choice, right? 934 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:07,291 This is so good 935 00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:11,061 to be happening to us, right? 936 00:37:11,061 --> 00:37:12,429 Yeah. 937 00:37:12,429 --> 00:37:14,097 I'm just so happy that you're this happy! 938 00:37:14,097 --> 00:37:14,931 I am. - I didn't know 939 00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:15,865 what you were gonna say, 940 00:37:15,865 --> 00:37:17,100 or how you were gonna react. 941 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:19,470 I'm as happy as Jamie Trejo is. 942 00:37:19,469 --> 00:37:21,071 Guess my swimmers, my boys, 943 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,540 my boys work! 944 00:37:22,539 --> 00:37:24,641 ♪ Bah boop ba boop boop boop ♪ 945 00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:26,042 Howie? 946 00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:29,647 You are going to be a great father. 947 00:37:29,646 --> 00:37:30,947 Yeah, I'm ready. 948 00:37:30,947 --> 00:37:32,082 I'm ready to do this. 949 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,084 Let's do it! 950 00:37:34,184 --> 00:37:35,919 Okay. 951 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,854 Good. 952 00:37:36,853 --> 00:37:38,288 I'm happy for us. 953 00:37:41,324 --> 00:37:45,095 Okay, so I guess we should go to the doctor? 954 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:47,498 I guess so. 955 00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:48,499 All right. 956 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:53,904 Well, obviously, I've never done this before, so. 957 00:37:53,903 --> 00:37:56,573 Mm-hmm. 958 00:38:13,123 --> 00:38:15,558 Howie, you can't ignore me. 959 00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:23,233 I'm in your head. 960 00:38:23,233 --> 00:38:24,234 It's Kendra. 961 00:38:25,402 --> 00:38:27,370 I'm going to get you through this. 962 00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:31,575 Go to your happy/unhappy place. 963 00:38:54,764 --> 00:38:55,899 Hannah? 964 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,635 Yeah? - Are you ready? 965 00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:58,836 I'm comin'. 966 00:39:08,945 --> 00:39:10,380 Wow! 967 00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:12,349 You're beautiful. 968 00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:13,917 Wrong, you are. 969 00:39:14,918 --> 00:39:15,985 Wrong, you're. 970 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,389 How are you? 971 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:19,223 Good. 972 00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:22,460 Ready for our big night out? 973 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:23,294 Yes. 974 00:39:41,411 --> 00:39:43,313 You know, I love you. 975 00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:45,916 I love you too, Howie. 976 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:46,751 Thanks. 977 00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:57,061 Hey, Blue. 978 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:57,895 Hey, Blue. 979 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,965 You like that pen, don't you? 980 00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:02,900 A writer writes, Blue. 981 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,936 This is the most important thing a writer can use. 982 00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:07,605 That's right, a pen. 983 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,308 That's right, a pen. 984 00:40:11,307 --> 00:40:13,443 Can you hold a pen? 985 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:14,778 That's right. 986 00:40:14,778 --> 00:40:15,712 That's right, Blue. 987 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:17,748 You can write a screenplay. 988 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:20,484 ♪ You're gonna write a screenplay ♪ 989 00:40:20,483 --> 00:40:21,985 ♪ With me ♪ 990 00:40:21,985 --> 00:40:22,952 ♪ Da-Da-Da-Da ♪ 991 00:40:22,952 --> 00:40:25,288 ♪ Cha-Cha-Choo-Choo-Choo ♪ 992 00:40:27,891 --> 00:40:30,794 Yeah, give me your right hand, right paw. 993 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:31,796 Here you go. 994 00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:35,266 Here you go, baby. 995 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,168 Your name is Blue. 996 00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,204 From now on, your name is Blue, okay? 997 00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:24,647 Hi, my name is 998 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:25,850 Samantha, 999 00:41:25,849 --> 00:41:27,884 and I'm auditioning for the role of Fleaowe. 1000 00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:29,886 Thanks. 1001 00:41:31,387 --> 00:41:33,022 Okay, I'll be reading with you. 1002 00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:35,292 Oh, sorry. 1003 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:36,493 Oh, what the heck? 1004 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,161 Wrong hand. - Yeah, 1005 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,195 The other hand. 1006 00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:40,464 This, the good hand. 1007 00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:41,297 Yeah, okay. 1008 00:41:41,297 --> 00:41:42,265 I'm sorry. 1009 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:43,534 All right. 1010 00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:44,368 Interior. 1011 00:41:46,836 --> 00:41:47,670 I'm sorry. 1012 00:41:47,670 --> 00:41:48,505 Can we start over? 1013 00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:49,906 Are you like in pain? 1014 00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:50,741 Oh, no, no, no. 1015 00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:52,242 I just... 1016 00:41:52,242 --> 00:41:54,110 I got so into character that I got out of character. 1017 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:54,944 Okay. 1018 00:41:55,778 --> 00:41:57,614 So you're in space? 1019 00:41:57,614 --> 00:42:00,283 In space, flying through space. 1020 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:01,085 'Cause she gets it. 1021 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,052 Okay. 1022 00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:03,254 All right. 1023 00:42:03,253 --> 00:42:04,854 Interior captain's quarters, day. 1024 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,391 "Commander, what is it?" 1025 00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:08,692 Can you point? 1026 00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:10,361 It's a space. Can you point? - Yeah, yeah. 1027 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,294 Point. - Yeah, yeah, I can. 1028 00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:12,029 Can you point? 1029 00:42:12,028 --> 00:42:13,196 Yes, I can. 1030 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:16,133 Okay, go ahead. - Thank you. 1031 00:42:16,132 --> 00:42:17,534 "Oh, no!" 1032 00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:20,603 "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a space kitty!" 1033 00:42:20,603 --> 00:42:21,571 "A space kitty?" 1034 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:23,607 "Oh, no, it's just an asteroid." 1035 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:25,910 "Stop showing off, Fleaowe." 1036 00:42:25,909 --> 00:42:28,244 "In the future, which we're in now, 1037 00:42:28,244 --> 00:42:30,847 computers are superior to women." 1038 00:42:30,847 --> 00:42:32,081 "Commander, I'm sorry, 1039 00:42:32,081 --> 00:42:33,016 but remember, I was in the deep freeze 1040 00:42:33,016 --> 00:42:34,984 for more than 100 years." 1041 00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:39,723 "Damn, Fleaowe, I will not fail you." 1042 00:42:39,722 --> 00:42:40,924 "I'll forgive you this time." 1043 00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:42,693 So what's your objective? 1044 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:44,228 "My Objective?" 1045 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,462 "Right!" 1046 00:42:45,461 --> 00:42:48,865 "Is to rescue all the baby space cats, 1047 00:42:48,865 --> 00:42:50,934 and bring them home to Scratching Post 4." 1048 00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:54,071 "You mean 5." - "Right!" 1049 00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:55,338 One, two, three, four, five. 1050 00:42:56,806 --> 00:42:58,875 "Good, excellent, great, and?" - "And I'm here to serve 1051 00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:01,579 all my Commander's needs this mission, 1052 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,781 and physical, if necessary." 1053 00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:04,614 "Right." 1054 00:43:04,614 --> 00:43:05,848 "Remember, Fleaowe, 1055 00:43:05,849 --> 00:43:07,952 we'll have plenty of downtime on the ship." 1056 00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:10,754 "So you're gonna get a big promotion after the rescue." 1057 00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:15,091 "Okay, Commander, look at the Alpha Screen!" 1058 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,293 "We have a cataract." 1059 00:43:16,293 --> 00:43:17,227 "What's that?" 1060 00:43:17,226 --> 00:43:18,328 "It's a type of cat attack." 1061 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:19,763 "Battle stations!" 1062 00:43:19,762 --> 00:43:21,497 "Commander, I don't have my spacesuit." 1063 00:43:21,498 --> 00:43:23,500 "It's in my chamber on Level Deck 41" 1064 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,337 "Here, put this on", if you can. 1065 00:43:27,170 --> 00:43:28,137 "Put this on." 1066 00:43:28,137 --> 00:43:30,873 "Privacy?" 1067 00:43:30,873 --> 00:43:31,975 "Just put it on, Fleaowe." 1068 00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:33,510 "Stop being a baby." 1069 00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:37,114 I'm sorry. I can't do this with this cast. 1070 00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:37,948 Oh. - I can't do this 1071 00:43:37,947 --> 00:43:39,148 with the cast on it. 1072 00:43:39,148 --> 00:43:40,483 Howard- - No, I can't do... 1073 00:43:40,483 --> 00:43:41,417 I can't do this with... 1074 00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:42,620 All right, we'll try it. 1075 00:43:42,619 --> 00:43:44,087 Ahoy. 1076 00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:45,756 Ahoy. - I'm pretty sure 1077 00:43:45,755 --> 00:43:47,724 she's gonna bang herself in the head with this cast. 1078 00:43:47,724 --> 00:43:48,658 I'm so sorry. 1079 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:49,927 When is this cast coming off? 1080 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:51,228 Does the cast bother you? - Actually- 1081 00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:52,196 If it doesn't- - Actually- 1082 00:43:52,195 --> 00:43:53,096 No, no, . 1083 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:54,031 We're cross-talking. 1084 00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:55,231 When does this cast come off. 1085 00:43:55,231 --> 00:43:56,199 Actually, never. 1086 00:43:56,199 --> 00:43:57,467 It's on for life. 1087 00:43:57,467 --> 00:43:58,768 Do you... 1088 00:43:58,768 --> 00:44:01,037 Yeah, can you gesture to the screen? 1089 00:44:01,038 --> 00:44:02,439 You already pointed. 1090 00:44:02,438 --> 00:44:03,606 Oh, yeah. - Just gesture to the screen. 1091 00:44:03,606 --> 00:44:04,540 Okay. 1092 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:05,342 Now, gesture, like this. 1093 00:44:05,342 --> 00:44:06,877 Gesture to the screen. 1094 00:44:06,876 --> 00:44:08,745 "Commander, look at the Alpha Screen." 1095 00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:09,847 "We have a cataract." 1096 00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:11,215 I can't with this cast. 1097 00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:12,049 I just... 1098 00:44:12,048 --> 00:44:13,449 How is she gonna 1099 00:44:13,449 --> 00:44:14,684 put a spacesuit on? - Howard. Howard, do you... 1100 00:44:14,684 --> 00:44:15,618 Jesus Christ. 1101 00:44:16,619 --> 00:44:17,854 All right, that's helping. 1102 00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:18,689 That's helping. 1103 00:44:18,688 --> 00:44:19,922 That looks good. 1104 00:44:19,922 --> 00:44:21,024 That's definitely helping. 1105 00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:21,992 Okay. - One, two. 1106 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:23,994 All right. 1107 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,262 Matter of fact, I wanna see that again. 1108 00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:26,497 Can you... 1109 00:44:26,496 --> 00:44:27,630 Yeah, here, put this spacesuit on. 1110 00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:29,465 Yeah. 1111 00:44:29,465 --> 00:44:31,200 Well, I gotta take the first one off, actually. 1112 00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:32,169 Oh, good. 1113 00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,371 Wait, we have another spacesuit for you. 1114 00:44:35,371 --> 00:44:36,339 Ah, thank you. 1115 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,408 Okay, good. - All right. 1116 00:44:37,407 --> 00:44:39,208 All right, all right. 1117 00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,544 Well, that looks... - All right. 1118 00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:43,347 That looks good. 1119 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:45,215 That's all I need. Here, put- - How do I look? 1120 00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:46,984 Here, put this bikini on. 1121 00:44:46,983 --> 00:44:48,151 Let's stop there. 1122 00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:49,453 Thank you. 1123 00:44:49,452 --> 00:44:50,987 That was a beautiful audition. 1124 00:44:50,987 --> 00:44:53,423 Howard, can I talk to you like afterward? 1125 00:44:53,423 --> 00:44:54,757 Well, we have her info, right? 1126 00:44:54,757 --> 00:44:56,125 Yeah, well, I'll be in touch. 1127 00:44:57,061 --> 00:44:58,195 You won't be in touch, Howard. 1128 00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,997 I will call you, not Howard. 1129 00:44:59,996 --> 00:45:01,831 So thank you, thank you. 1130 00:45:01,831 --> 00:45:02,999 Are you on Instagram? 1131 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000 I'm actually untraceable online. 1132 00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:05,969 But it was so nice meeting you. 1133 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:07,638 Oh, okay. Nice to meet you. - And thank you 1134 00:45:07,637 --> 00:45:08,871 for the opportunity, 1135 00:45:08,871 --> 00:45:10,206 Good to see you. - and have 1136 00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:12,709 a wonderful day. - Good luck with the thing, 1137 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:13,777 with the thing. - Oh, thank you. 1138 00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:14,611 Howard, let's talk. 1139 00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:15,845 Okay. 1140 00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:17,014 All right, all right. 1141 00:45:17,014 --> 00:45:18,248 Take care, bye. - Thank you. 1142 00:45:18,248 --> 00:45:19,383 I can't with this cast. 1143 00:45:19,382 --> 00:45:20,583 I'm sorry. - Have a good day. 1144 00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:21,517 Howard, get the door for her. - I can't. 1145 00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:22,186 Please, help her. 1146 00:45:22,186 --> 00:45:22,853 Get this... 1147 00:45:22,853 --> 00:45:23,387 You know what? 1148 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,188 Get out. 1149 00:45:24,188 --> 00:45:25,289 Get out, goodbye. 1150 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:26,090 Howard! 1151 00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:27,324 What the fuck, Howard? 1152 00:45:27,324 --> 00:45:28,459 You're gonna break - I can't with the- 1153 00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:29,659 her other arm! - I can't with the cast. 1154 00:45:29,659 --> 00:45:30,460 You're gonna break her other... 1155 00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:31,894 Let's just cut there. 1156 00:45:31,894 --> 00:45:32,695 I can't with the cast. 1157 00:45:32,695 --> 00:45:33,930 Cut, let's cut. 1158 00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:34,598 Howard, you're such a fuckin' asshole. 1159 00:45:35,865 --> 00:45:37,066 But I must warn you, Mr. Original, 1160 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,402 she's in a mood. 1161 00:45:39,335 --> 00:45:41,237 Must be on her period? 1162 00:45:58,621 --> 00:46:00,022 Howard Original. 1163 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:00,824 Hi. 1164 00:46:02,358 --> 00:46:05,361 So we've got good news and bad news. 1165 00:46:06,730 --> 00:46:09,500 Sorry, Mr. Original, but your script, "Space Kittens", 1166 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,435 it's not gonna work for us. 1167 00:46:11,434 --> 00:46:13,136 So what's the good news? 1168 00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:17,708 The good news for the studio is that we passed on it. 1169 00:46:20,309 --> 00:46:22,712 Okay, I see that look on you guys' faces. 1170 00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:26,550 Anybody want some coffee, or tea, or caffeine? 1171 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,586 Boss, watch your blood pressure. 1172 00:46:30,853 --> 00:46:31,854 Oh, I get it. 1173 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:34,024 So diversity got me again? 1174 00:46:35,425 --> 00:46:39,830 I bet if this was , 1175 00:46:39,829 --> 00:46:42,231 you'd buy it pretty quickly, wouldn't you? 1176 00:46:42,231 --> 00:46:44,066 Starring Erik Estrada from "Chips", 1177 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:46,370 and I'm gettin' Lou Diamond Phillips. 1178 00:46:46,369 --> 00:46:49,672 Make whatever excuse for your work being unusable garbage, 1179 00:46:49,672 --> 00:46:51,374 but don't go there. 1180 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:54,244 Now, if you excuse us, we have a very busy day. 1181 00:46:54,244 --> 00:46:56,880 Jordan Peele is my 12 o'clock 1182 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,815 Peele? 1183 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,316 I bet if I was a named writer, 1184 00:46:59,315 --> 00:47:02,585 you would hire me without even reading my script? 1185 00:47:02,585 --> 00:47:05,388 Maybe I should just give up writing 1186 00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:08,559 and become some mindless, brainless studio exec. 1187 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,027 Maybe you should give up writing. 1188 00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:13,230 I, at least, have a job, you talentless hack. 1189 00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:16,066 Harry Potter lookin'- - Boss, Boss! 1190 00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:19,837 You know the problem with you, Ms. Rodriguez? 1191 00:47:19,836 --> 00:47:21,604 You hold all the cards. 1192 00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:23,207 You hold all the green cards. 1193 00:47:23,206 --> 00:47:24,640 Funny. 1194 00:47:24,641 --> 00:47:27,644 Boss, I can call security to remove this man. 1195 00:47:27,643 --> 00:47:29,245 No, I can handle this. 1196 00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:30,547 Oh, okay. 1197 00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:32,816 You know who you are, Mr. Original? 1198 00:47:32,815 --> 00:47:34,250 You're nothing but a white, privileged, 1199 00:47:34,251 --> 00:47:36,920 ex-frat guy who peaked in college. 1200 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,056 Shouldn't you be on a golf course by now? 1201 00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:41,124 That's a perfect example, a golf course. 1202 00:47:41,123 --> 00:47:42,758 That's what Hispanics are good for, 1203 00:47:42,759 --> 00:47:45,996 you know, mowing the grass and cutting the lawn. 1204 00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:48,265 You know, this used to be like a movie studio, 1205 00:47:48,264 --> 00:47:49,966 and now it's a Home Depot. 1206 00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:52,769 You know, you look too young to even be working here. 1207 00:47:52,768 --> 00:47:54,503 Like, when is your quinceanera? 1208 00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:57,007 Look at bar mitzvah boy over here. 1209 00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:58,041 Good one. 1210 00:47:59,108 --> 00:48:00,576 If I was Jewish, 1211 00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:02,713 I wouldn't go looking to you for money, now, would I? 1212 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,681 Okay, okay. 1213 00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:08,452 You've said some stuff that you really don't mean, 1214 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:11,288 and Boss, you said some stuff too. 1215 00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:13,690 You pointed out that she's Mexican, 1216 00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:16,894 and she's biased against you because of it. 1217 00:48:16,893 --> 00:48:21,097 And you called him a Jewish Harry Potter. 1218 00:48:21,097 --> 00:48:24,333 Can we just be friends and shake on it? 1219 00:48:26,202 --> 00:48:27,036 All right. 1220 00:48:27,036 --> 00:48:27,870 Okay, I'm sorry. 1221 00:48:27,871 --> 00:48:28,705 I'm sorry. 1222 00:48:28,704 --> 00:48:30,473 I'm a professional. 1223 00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:31,742 I'm sorry I said all those things, 1224 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,310 but before I go, 1225 00:48:33,309 --> 00:48:34,277 I just wanna let you know, 1226 00:48:34,277 --> 00:48:35,578 that some of us older guys 1227 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,148 remember when the studio was truly great, 1228 00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:39,616 when it was run by white people, 1229 00:48:39,615 --> 00:48:41,751 not run by you people. 1230 00:48:41,751 --> 00:48:43,252 You people? 1231 00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:45,656 Did you just "you people" us? 1232 00:48:45,655 --> 00:48:46,656 Adios, Nazi! 1233 00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:49,191 Out of here! 1234 00:48:49,192 --> 00:48:51,495 Let me just tell you something, okay? 1235 00:48:51,494 --> 00:48:53,095 This used to be Columbia Pictures. 1236 00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,665 Now, it's a Chipotle. 1237 00:48:54,664 --> 00:48:57,500 You know where the door is! 1238 00:49:09,211 --> 00:49:12,081 Hmm, Chipotle actually sounds good. 1239 00:49:12,081 --> 00:49:13,950 Grubhub or Uber Eats? 1240 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:14,918 I have the apps. 1241 00:49:14,918 --> 00:49:15,752 I'm on it. 1242 00:49:23,527 --> 00:49:24,928 Oh, Mr. Original? 1243 00:49:26,563 --> 00:49:27,664 Yeah, I know. 1244 00:49:27,664 --> 00:49:28,999 My car is being towed. 1245 00:49:28,998 --> 00:49:31,867 Oh, no, I wanted to talk to you. 1246 00:49:31,867 --> 00:49:34,070 You wanna talk to me? 1247 00:49:34,070 --> 00:49:35,304 Yeah. 1248 00:49:35,304 --> 00:49:37,673 I read your script, and it was impressive. 1249 00:49:37,673 --> 00:49:38,975 You read "Space Cats"? 1250 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,043 Yes, I did. 1251 00:49:41,077 --> 00:49:42,578 She just threw it in the trash. 1252 00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:44,448 Well, she's a bitch. 1253 00:49:44,447 --> 00:49:46,015 She's just jealous. 1254 00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:50,754 I mean, maybe if you got to know me, 1255 00:49:50,753 --> 00:49:52,288 you'd be inspired, 1256 00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:53,857 and have something to write? 1257 00:49:53,856 --> 00:49:55,891 Every writer needs a muse. 1258 00:49:57,226 --> 00:49:58,894 Well, I- - So? 1259 00:49:58,894 --> 00:50:00,096 I get it. 1260 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:02,232 I understand what you're saying, though. 1261 00:50:02,231 --> 00:50:05,234 But, look, good luck back there. 1262 00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:06,336 Have fun. 1263 00:50:06,335 --> 00:50:07,570 Mr. Original, 1264 00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:10,207 I have clients, 1265 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:14,845 and I'm on my way to becoming what she is. 1266 00:50:14,844 --> 00:50:16,879 So I could give "Space Cats" a chance, 1267 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,816 but once those checks start rolling in, 1268 00:50:19,815 --> 00:50:22,451 I will be taking 51%. 1269 00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:24,654 You'd be taking 49. 1270 00:50:24,653 --> 00:50:25,654 Got it? 1271 00:50:25,655 --> 00:50:27,090 Okay, got it. 1272 00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:28,058 Boop. 1273 00:50:30,726 --> 00:50:31,560 Howard! 1274 00:50:32,396 --> 00:50:33,330 What? 1275 00:50:34,797 --> 00:50:36,032 Oh! 1276 00:50:38,501 --> 00:50:39,702 Wow! 1277 00:50:39,702 --> 00:50:41,203 What was that? 1278 00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:42,039 What? 1279 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:42,873 Are you... 1280 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:43,707 Are you on the pill? 1281 00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:44,807 Up periscope. 1282 00:50:44,807 --> 00:50:46,642 Yeah. - Well, oh, yeah. 1283 00:50:46,643 --> 00:50:47,844 Yeah. - I could tell. 1284 00:50:47,844 --> 00:50:48,979 You could tell? - Something's different. 1285 00:50:48,978 --> 00:50:49,979 You could tell? - Yeah. 1286 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:50,981 Uh-huh. 1287 00:50:50,981 --> 00:50:52,749 Wow. 1288 00:50:52,748 --> 00:50:56,018 I mean, you disappear into the bathroom for like 20 minutes, 1289 00:50:56,018 --> 00:51:00,423 and then you come in, and last only like 15 seconds. 1290 00:51:00,423 --> 00:51:01,690 Keep doing what you're doing. 1291 00:51:01,690 --> 00:51:03,526 Well, I'm glad you liked it, 1292 00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:04,961 because - Oh, yeah. 1293 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,163 I want you to do me a favor, a little quid pro quo, 1294 00:51:07,164 --> 00:51:08,265 or whatever they call that, 1295 00:51:08,264 --> 00:51:09,098 Uh-huh. - you know, 1296 00:51:09,099 --> 00:51:10,033 do something for me. 1297 00:51:10,032 --> 00:51:10,900 Where are you 1298 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,101 going with this? - Yeah. 1299 00:51:12,101 --> 00:51:13,369 Yeah? - So take that good feeling, 1300 00:51:13,369 --> 00:51:15,404 and when you're at the pitch fest, 1301 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,340 I want you to bring up "Space Cats", 1302 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:19,342 'cause you're important in the industry, 1303 00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:21,678 and you can pitch it, 1304 00:51:21,677 --> 00:51:22,611 and- - Yeah. 1305 00:51:23,447 --> 00:51:24,781 Uh-huh. 1306 00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:25,648 I'm hungry. 1307 00:51:25,648 --> 00:51:27,650 Is there any... 1308 00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:29,752 Is there any food, 1309 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:30,987 like any restaurants 1310 00:51:30,987 --> 00:51:32,189 that you think are open? - You know, you threw 1311 00:51:32,188 --> 00:51:34,023 out everything. 1312 00:51:34,023 --> 00:51:35,991 But you've read the script, 1313 00:51:35,992 --> 00:51:37,561 and you liked it? 1314 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:38,628 And you like it. - Yeah, I got- 1315 00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:40,730 I got the five emails, 1316 00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:42,265 and your phone call. - Uh-huh. 1317 00:51:42,264 --> 00:51:43,766 My assistant went over it. 1318 00:51:43,766 --> 00:51:45,734 But the premise is good. 1319 00:51:47,570 --> 00:51:49,371 The characters, 1320 00:51:49,371 --> 00:51:51,040 great character dynamics. 1321 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:52,275 Great character dynamic. - But look, 1322 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:53,810 the premise is great. - Right? 1323 00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:55,811 The second act, right? 1324 00:51:55,811 --> 00:51:56,645 Right? 1325 00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:58,181 The woman's a man. 1326 00:51:58,181 --> 00:51:59,850 Hey, so I'm gonna go order some pizza, 1327 00:51:59,849 --> 00:52:01,650 so let me know what you want. - Okay. 1328 00:52:01,650 --> 00:52:03,686 Okay, how 'bout anchovies? 1329 00:52:03,686 --> 00:52:05,588 I'm vegan. 1330 00:52:05,588 --> 00:52:06,422 Fuck! 1331 00:52:07,690 --> 00:52:11,527 Vegan. 1332 00:52:13,295 --> 00:52:14,730 Oh! 1333 00:52:14,731 --> 00:52:16,133 Uh-uh. 1334 00:52:16,132 --> 00:52:18,334 What's going on over here? 1335 00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:19,636 What is this? 1336 00:52:19,635 --> 00:52:20,803 Salad dressing. 1337 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:21,571 Uh-huh, yeah, I know. 1338 00:52:21,570 --> 00:52:23,205 It's expired, 1339 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:26,476 Uh-huh. - and it's been expired, 2016? 1340 00:52:27,409 --> 00:52:29,245 Yeah, that was a good year. 1341 00:52:29,246 --> 00:52:30,947 This stuff doesn't go bad. - You're kidding, right? 1342 00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:32,782 Yeah. 1343 00:52:32,782 --> 00:52:34,284 Oh, I'm not even gonna smell this. 1344 00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:35,452 This is bad. - Uh-huh. 1345 00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:36,953 Throw this away. 1346 00:52:36,952 --> 00:52:40,356 Why are you holding onto this random junk in here? 1347 00:52:40,356 --> 00:52:42,625 It's not random. - This is- 1348 00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:44,494 Yeah, I'm gonna have to clean this out for you. 1349 00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:47,297 You're just stocking this up with stuff 1350 00:52:47,297 --> 00:52:49,933 you're never going to eat. - I get it. I get it. 1351 00:52:49,932 --> 00:52:50,900 You come in here, 1352 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,868 and you wanna rearrange my life. 1353 00:52:52,869 --> 00:52:54,237 But you know what I really need? 1354 00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:57,040 I need the script rearranged, so I can sell it. 1355 00:52:57,039 --> 00:52:58,541 ♪ Space Cats ♪ 1356 00:52:58,541 --> 00:53:01,010 ♪ Spa-a-a-a-Ce Cats ♪ - No! 1357 00:53:01,010 --> 00:53:05,347 Every woman in your life wants to rearrange things, huh? 1358 00:53:05,347 --> 00:53:08,317 Well, we'll get to it once the pizza gets here. 1359 00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:12,589 But a functional kitchen is key to functional life. 1360 00:53:16,358 --> 00:53:17,359 Start there. 1361 00:53:25,101 --> 00:53:27,871 And now, back to the "Kartrashian's". 1362 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:30,073 Only on HLN, 1363 00:53:30,072 --> 00:53:32,474 the Howard Lifestyle Network. 1364 00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:35,212 I'm gonna die here. 1365 00:53:35,211 --> 00:53:36,946 I'm gonna die here. 1366 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:41,351 I'm gonna die in a room full of space kittens? 1367 00:53:42,351 --> 00:53:44,620 Look, that's me on TV! 1368 00:53:44,621 --> 00:53:46,957 Reality TV is not TV. 1369 00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:49,358 Oh, shut up, Howard. 1370 00:53:49,358 --> 00:53:50,960 Can you believe it? 1371 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,696 Howie and I are on TV together. 1372 00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:55,332 We're meant to be stars. 1373 00:53:55,331 --> 00:53:57,600 Shut up, you Kartrashian! 1374 00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:58,435 Great! 1375 00:53:58,434 --> 00:54:00,069 You're finally here. 1376 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:03,473 Oh, Howie, this is a blessing in disguise. 1377 00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:04,840 Selfie. 1378 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,775 You get signal up here? 1379 00:54:06,775 --> 00:54:08,010 Just Instagram. 1380 00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:09,078 Oh, Instagram. 1381 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:09,980 Wait a minute! 1382 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,715 Wait a minute! 1383 00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:12,949 Who are you? 1384 00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,587 Who the fuck are you? 1385 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:20,423 Oh, gosh, no. 1386 00:54:20,422 --> 00:54:22,925 A Kartrashian, no. - Ah, you are a fun one, 1387 00:54:22,925 --> 00:54:24,360 aren't you? 1388 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,664 You know, Howard, it's been a long time since I... 1389 00:54:28,664 --> 00:54:30,132 No! 1390 00:54:30,132 --> 00:54:31,400 This is definitely hell. 1391 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,768 This is hell. 1392 00:54:32,768 --> 00:54:34,637 You are not in hell! 1393 00:54:34,637 --> 00:54:35,938 Come on, Howard! 1394 00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,406 Just the tip. 1395 00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:38,775 Just the tip. - So stupid. 1396 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:42,078 Wow. 1397 00:54:42,077 --> 00:54:43,946 Oh my god. - Hey, Phoenix? 1398 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,782 Huh? - Phoenix? 1399 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:47,183 Hey, where's your remote? 1400 00:54:47,182 --> 00:54:50,452 I'm trying to watch the "Kardashians" when it comes on. 1401 00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:55,125 Can we have a little talk? 1402 00:54:56,659 --> 00:54:57,960 Where's your remote? 1403 00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,061 It's right there. 1404 00:54:59,061 --> 00:55:00,229 Oh. 1405 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:02,265 Thanks. 1406 00:55:02,264 --> 00:55:03,198 Huh? 1407 00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:04,668 What? 1408 00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:08,038 Basically, I haven't seen you go to work in three months, 1409 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,239 and I'm getting 1410 00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,173 concerned about it. - Yeah, that's- 1411 00:55:10,172 --> 00:55:11,940 It's because I'm on call, 1412 00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:13,108 and I have to wait 1413 00:55:13,108 --> 00:55:14,610 for them to call me. - On call? 1414 00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:16,912 You work at a studio, and you're dressed for work. 1415 00:55:16,913 --> 00:55:18,148 Yeah, because I'm - It's 10:15. 1416 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,582 waiting for them to call me to go in. 1417 00:55:19,581 --> 00:55:21,116 Get into work. 1418 00:55:21,117 --> 00:55:21,951 What? 1419 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:24,620 I haven't been in three months, 1420 00:55:24,621 --> 00:55:26,423 but- - Well, let me 1421 00:55:26,422 --> 00:55:28,090 get this straight. Hold on. - Still send me checks. 1422 00:55:28,090 --> 00:55:29,325 Hold on, hold on. 1423 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,760 What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1424 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,929 You haven't been to work in three months, 1425 00:55:32,929 --> 00:55:34,764 therefore, you haven't pitched "Space Cats"? 1426 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:36,466 Have you ever spit "Space Cats"? 1427 00:55:36,465 --> 00:55:37,299 What happened? 1428 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:38,802 It's dead. 1429 00:55:38,802 --> 00:55:40,837 Yeah, I haven't been to work in three months, 1430 00:55:40,836 --> 00:55:42,638 because it's on the bottom of the list 1431 00:55:42,639 --> 00:55:45,775 of their priorities right now. 1432 00:55:45,775 --> 00:55:47,277 So you're just gonna have to wait. 1433 00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:48,111 I'm sorry. 1434 00:55:48,110 --> 00:55:49,078 The bottom? 1435 00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:50,413 Yeah. - Yeah. 1436 00:55:50,413 --> 00:55:51,848 There's nothing I can do about that. 1437 00:55:51,847 --> 00:55:53,749 Hey, listen, we have a good time. 1438 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:54,583 You're hot. 1439 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:55,517 I'm hot. 1440 00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:57,020 We have a good time, right? 1441 00:55:57,019 --> 00:55:58,921 But, like, you don't pay any rent, 1442 00:55:58,922 --> 00:56:02,459 and I need you to pitch this show. 1443 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:04,493 "Space Cats" is just not the priority right now, 1444 00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:06,262 so get over it. 1445 00:56:06,262 --> 00:56:08,498 Maybe write another script? 1446 00:56:08,498 --> 00:56:10,333 I'm not getting over it. 1447 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:12,268 This is the thing, this is my livelihood. 1448 00:56:12,268 --> 00:56:13,737 This is my life. 1449 00:56:13,737 --> 00:56:15,572 This is my life on the line. 1450 00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:17,006 "Space Cats" is it. 1451 00:56:17,005 --> 00:56:19,341 It's my ticket out of here. 1452 00:56:19,342 --> 00:56:21,344 Look- - Okay, well, 1453 00:56:22,277 --> 00:56:24,546 I did what I could for it. 1454 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:26,049 So you're welcome. 1455 00:56:27,449 --> 00:56:30,419 I mean, this is all fine, and good, and great, 1456 00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:31,688 and we have fun, right? 1457 00:56:31,688 --> 00:56:32,756 Don't we have fun? 1458 00:56:32,755 --> 00:56:34,123 Yeah, we do. 1459 00:56:34,123 --> 00:56:35,290 So? - Okay. 1460 00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:36,826 So we have fun. - What's the problem? 1461 00:56:36,826 --> 00:56:38,361 We have fun, - Yeah. 1462 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,262 but you don't pay any rent. 1463 00:56:40,262 --> 00:56:42,131 You sit on this futon. 1464 00:56:42,132 --> 00:56:43,967 You eat fuckin' chips. 1465 00:56:45,101 --> 00:56:46,336 Guess what? 1466 00:56:46,335 --> 00:56:47,169 This is- - What? 1467 00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:48,238 Today's your last day. 1468 00:56:48,237 --> 00:56:49,605 Get out. 1469 00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:51,408 You're such a dick! 1470 00:56:51,407 --> 00:56:52,574 Why are you being like this? 1471 00:56:52,574 --> 00:56:53,642 Oh, I'm the dick? 1472 00:56:53,643 --> 00:56:54,844 Yeah. - Why am I the dick? 1473 00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:56,312 I read your stupid script, Howard. 1474 00:56:56,311 --> 00:56:57,479 It's all right. 1475 00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,648 You can leave. 1476 00:56:58,648 --> 00:56:59,582 Okay. - Get your shit, 1477 00:56:59,581 --> 00:57:00,582 and leave. - I'll leave. 1478 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,251 I'll leave- - Fuck you! 1479 00:57:02,418 --> 00:57:04,586 Fuck you, you asshole! 1480 00:57:04,586 --> 00:57:06,455 I'll leave when I'm ready 1481 00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:07,824 after the "Kardashians". - Oh, so I- 1482 00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:09,659 I should go to- - Bye, Howard. 1483 00:57:09,659 --> 00:57:11,161 Go to your room, yeah. 1484 00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:15,432 Do that, and I'll be gone after the episode finishes. 1485 00:57:20,869 --> 00:57:22,805 At least they had their own show! 1486 00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:24,474 Fuck you! 1487 00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:28,344 And they're not sellouts. 1488 00:57:28,344 --> 00:57:30,013 They are sellouts. 1489 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,282 Don't you have, like, a boyfriend, 1490 00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:34,950 like a big black rapper dude, 1491 00:57:34,951 --> 00:57:36,186 and stuff like that? 1492 00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:38,354 And like go, yeah, hang out, blah, blah, blah, 1493 00:57:38,353 --> 00:57:39,555 and stuff life that? 1494 00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:41,257 I'm not that rapper dude. 1495 00:57:41,257 --> 00:57:42,759 Oh, you are. 1496 00:57:42,759 --> 00:57:43,827 I am? 1497 00:57:43,827 --> 00:57:45,328 Hmm. - From the waist down. 1498 00:57:45,327 --> 00:57:46,361 Oh! 1499 00:57:46,362 --> 00:57:47,363 Thank you. 1500 00:57:47,362 --> 00:57:48,197 JK. 1501 00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:51,301 And take a beep whenever you're ready. Action. 1502 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,568 Hi, my name is Alexis, 1503 00:57:52,568 --> 00:57:55,337 and I'm reading for the role of Fleaowe. 1504 00:57:55,338 --> 00:57:56,573 And I'm Howard. 1505 00:57:56,572 --> 00:57:57,639 I'm the screenwriter. 1506 00:57:57,639 --> 00:57:58,841 Hey. - I'll be reading 1507 00:57:58,842 --> 00:57:59,509 with you today. - Nice to meet you. 1508 00:57:59,509 --> 00:58:00,743 What is... 1509 00:58:00,742 --> 00:58:01,477 Can everybody turn their phone off? 1510 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:02,011 Thanks. - Yeah. 1511 00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:03,445 Sorry. 1512 00:58:03,445 --> 00:58:04,947 Was that your phone? - It might have been, sorry. 1513 00:58:04,947 --> 00:58:05,914 And you went green? 1514 00:58:05,914 --> 00:58:06,849 Is that... 1515 00:58:06,849 --> 00:58:07,816 Is this why- - Yeah, 1516 00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:08,952 I just figured - I'm doin' the 1517 00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:10,119 green thing. - it would be better 1518 00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:11,287 than having a script. - I'm doing the 1519 00:58:11,286 --> 00:58:12,521 green thing also. - Oh, okay. 1520 00:58:12,521 --> 00:58:13,455 Awesome. - Can you see how I like- 1521 00:58:13,456 --> 00:58:14,657 I like it. 1522 00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:15,458 Ed Begley told me don't use paper. 1523 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:16,259 Mm-hmm. 1524 00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:17,393 Okay, go . 1525 00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:18,561 We'd love to hear you do. 1526 00:58:18,561 --> 00:58:19,395 Let's go. 1527 00:58:19,394 --> 00:58:20,696 Okay. 1528 00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:24,634 Interior captain's quarters, day. 1529 00:58:24,634 --> 00:58:25,768 "Floaowe?" 1530 00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:27,971 "Commander, what is it?" 1531 00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:31,241 "Oh no!" 1532 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,609 "It's a bird, it's a plan?" 1533 00:58:33,610 --> 00:58:35,178 "It's a plan", that's correct. 1534 00:58:35,177 --> 00:58:36,345 Okay. - Yeah. 1535 00:58:37,246 --> 00:58:39,181 "It's a space kitty?" 1536 00:58:39,181 --> 00:58:41,917 Mm-hmm. - A space kitty? 1537 00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:44,487 "No, computer, how do you frost a cake?" 1538 00:58:44,487 --> 00:58:46,890 "Commander, I know how to frost a cake." 1539 00:58:46,889 --> 00:58:48,957 You're supposed to say it like, I just wanna frost a cake. 1540 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:50,894 Give me like a Marilyn Monroe, 1541 00:58:50,893 --> 00:58:52,194 like a - - Sorry, 1542 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,930 I don't really feel comfortable with that. 1543 00:58:53,929 --> 00:58:54,930 It's a little too seductive. - Okay, do that 1544 00:58:54,931 --> 00:58:55,765 however you want. 1545 00:58:55,764 --> 00:58:57,733 Okay. - Okay. 1546 00:58:57,733 --> 00:58:59,468 "Voice print confirmed." 1547 00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:00,803 "Stop showing off, Fleaowe!" 1548 00:59:00,802 --> 00:59:03,572 "In the future, which we're in now, 1549 00:59:03,572 --> 00:59:06,575 computers are superior to women." 1550 00:59:06,576 --> 00:59:07,544 "Sorry, Commander, 1551 00:59:07,543 --> 00:59:08,744 but do remember, 1552 00:59:08,744 --> 00:59:11,013 I was in the deep freeze for over 100 years." 1553 00:59:11,014 --> 00:59:12,382 "I forgive you this time." 1554 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,284 "So what's your objective?" 1555 00:59:14,284 --> 00:59:15,518 "My objective?" 1556 00:59:15,518 --> 00:59:17,020 "Right!" 1557 00:59:17,019 --> 00:59:20,656 "It's to rescue all of the spacey, baby space cats, 1558 00:59:22,157 --> 00:59:26,194 and bring them safely home to Space Station 4?" 1559 00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:27,530 "You mean 5?" 1560 00:59:27,530 --> 00:59:28,831 "Right, 5." 1561 00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:29,966 "Okay, good, excellent." 1562 00:59:29,965 --> 00:59:31,967 "And?" - "And I'm here to serve 1563 00:59:31,967 --> 00:59:34,102 all of my Commander's needs." 1564 00:59:34,103 --> 00:59:35,204 Breathy. 1565 00:59:35,204 --> 00:59:36,039 Okay. - Breathy, 1566 00:59:36,039 --> 00:59:36,973 and I'm here to serve. 1567 00:59:36,972 --> 00:59:38,073 I'm here to... 1568 00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:39,042 I'm here- - I'm here to serve? 1569 00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:40,309 Can I just try it the way 1570 00:59:40,309 --> 00:59:41,510 that I feel comfortable? - I'm here to serve. 1571 00:59:41,510 --> 00:59:43,445 I'm sorry, I just don't like that at all, 1572 00:59:43,445 --> 00:59:44,746 and I just don't feel comfortable 1573 00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:45,581 doing that, so. - No, but you're 1574 00:59:45,581 --> 00:59:46,982 an actor, right? 1575 00:59:46,983 --> 00:59:48,217 "I'm here to serve 1576 00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:49,886 all of my Commander's needs this mission." 1577 00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:50,886 That's it? 1578 00:59:51,853 --> 00:59:53,388 "And physical, if necessary." 1579 00:59:53,389 --> 00:59:56,326 I'm sorry, that was not in the sides I received. 1580 00:59:56,326 --> 00:59:57,527 Okay. 1581 00:59:57,527 --> 00:59:58,361 We added that. 1582 00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,194 Okay. 1583 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:00,029 Right. 1584 01:00:00,028 --> 01:00:01,263 "Remember, Fleaowe, 1585 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:01,931 We have plenty"- - You added that? 1586 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:02,599 Who added that? 1587 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:03,466 That's awful. 1588 01:00:03,465 --> 01:00:04,399 Okay. 1589 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,403 So nevermind who added that. 1590 01:00:07,402 --> 01:00:08,837 "Battle stations!" 1591 01:00:08,838 --> 01:00:10,673 "But Commander, I don't have my spacesuit." 1592 01:00:10,672 --> 01:00:13,375 "It's all the way in my chamber in Level Deck 4." 1593 01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:15,111 Okay, now you 1594 01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:18,214 Yeah, go ahead. 1595 01:00:18,213 --> 01:00:19,147 Read it again. 1596 01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:20,483 "I don't have my spacesuit." 1597 01:00:20,483 --> 01:00:22,719 "It's in my chamber on Level Deck 4." 1598 01:00:22,719 --> 01:00:24,954 "Here, here!" 1599 01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:26,956 We'll, put this on. 1600 01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:29,192 Privacy, please, so I can change. 1601 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:31,094 Yeah, I'll turn around. 1602 01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:32,261 You know what? 1603 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:33,662 I'm just... No, I don't like this at all. 1604 01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:34,931 Yeah, can you pick a costume? 1605 01:00:34,931 --> 01:00:36,065 I'm not feeling 1606 01:00:36,065 --> 01:00:37,300 comfortable with- - No, but- 1607 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,267 Are you even the screen writer? 1608 01:00:38,266 --> 01:00:39,368 Like the stuff that you're 1609 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:40,203 including in this - No- 1610 01:00:40,202 --> 01:00:41,937 is so inappropriate. 1611 01:00:41,938 --> 01:00:43,940 Why is it inappropriate? - I think I need to- 1612 01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:45,375 No, excuse me. 1613 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:46,743 I'm sorry, here. - Why is it inappropriate 1614 01:00:46,742 --> 01:00:48,276 for you to put on a costume? - I'm so sorry. 1615 01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:49,545 I am not going to do this. - Actors wear costumes. 1616 01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:51,014 I'm reporting you to the Labor Law Board. 1617 01:00:51,014 --> 01:00:52,348 This is unacceptable. - Labor Law? 1618 01:00:52,347 --> 01:00:53,582 Howard? 1619 01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:55,118 Howard, just- - I'll put it on. 1620 01:00:55,117 --> 01:00:56,051 You fuckin' assholes. 1621 01:00:57,019 --> 01:00:58,286 Okay. 1622 01:00:58,286 --> 01:00:59,254 Okay. 1623 01:00:59,255 --> 01:01:01,924 So thanks for coming back in. 1624 01:01:01,923 --> 01:01:03,625 I'm sorry I said all that stuff. 1625 01:01:03,626 --> 01:01:04,894 Okay. 1626 01:01:04,893 --> 01:01:07,129 I didn't mean any of that stuff, okay? 1627 01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:09,899 You know, we wanna get you this role. 1628 01:01:09,898 --> 01:01:11,066 So I'm sorry. 1629 01:01:11,067 --> 01:01:12,535 Okay. - I'm sorry I did that. Okay? 1630 01:01:12,534 --> 01:01:14,036 So let's just take it from "Battle stations", 1631 01:01:14,036 --> 01:01:14,870 'cause I like you. 1632 01:01:14,871 --> 01:01:16,072 I like you. 1633 01:01:16,072 --> 01:01:17,173 So let's take it from "Battle station". 1634 01:01:17,172 --> 01:01:18,874 Are you married, by the way? 1635 01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,409 Howard. - Why is that relevant? 1636 01:01:20,409 --> 01:01:23,745 Well, you're wearing like a thousand rings. 1637 01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:25,948 It really has nothing to do with you, 1638 01:01:25,947 --> 01:01:27,115 and so I really don't - I'm just curious. 1639 01:01:27,115 --> 01:01:28,150 wanna talk about it. - It's rapport. 1640 01:01:28,150 --> 01:01:29,484 I think that's not... 1641 01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:30,553 It just doesn't matter. - I just wanna know- 1642 01:01:30,552 --> 01:01:31,787 I wanna- - It doesn't matter 1643 01:01:31,788 --> 01:01:32,955 It doesn't matter if I'm married. 1644 01:01:32,954 --> 01:01:33,755 Huh? - Get to the lines, Howard. 1645 01:01:33,755 --> 01:01:34,423 Oh, okay. 1646 01:01:34,423 --> 01:01:35,657 All right. 1647 01:01:35,657 --> 01:01:36,625 I'm just trying to create rapport. 1648 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:37,427 Mm-hmm. - Okay. 1649 01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:38,227 So let's take it from... 1650 01:01:38,226 --> 01:01:39,394 Let's take it from... 1651 01:01:39,394 --> 01:01:40,796 But you're married, though, right? 1652 01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:41,931 Oh, Jesus, Howard. - Are you serious right now? 1653 01:01:41,931 --> 01:01:43,733 Jesus Christ. - Let's take it from... 1654 01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:45,034 Forget I said that. 1655 01:01:45,034 --> 01:01:46,302 Forget I said that. - So if I'm married 1656 01:01:46,302 --> 01:01:47,837 does that mean that I'm not getting this role, 1657 01:01:47,836 --> 01:01:49,271 'cause you want me to do things that I wouldn't do 1658 01:01:49,271 --> 01:01:50,472 if I was married? - No, forget I said that. 1659 01:01:50,472 --> 01:01:51,306 That was stupid. 1660 01:01:51,306 --> 01:01:52,274 Okay. 1661 01:01:52,275 --> 01:01:53,109 Nevermind. 1662 01:01:53,108 --> 01:01:53,942 Okay. 1663 01:01:53,943 --> 01:01:55,611 "It's a type of..." 1664 01:01:55,610 --> 01:01:56,678 "It's a type of cat attack." 1665 01:01:56,679 --> 01:01:58,648 "Battle stations!" 1666 01:02:00,349 --> 01:02:01,284 "I'm sorry, Commander." 1667 01:02:01,284 --> 01:02:02,618 "I don't have my spacesuit." 1668 01:02:02,617 --> 01:02:04,986 "It's all the way in my bed chamber in Level 4." 1669 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:06,989 She's angry. 1670 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:08,725 It's like... 1671 01:02:08,724 --> 01:02:09,725 Howard. - Yeah? 1672 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:10,827 No, okay. - I just- 1673 01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:11,761 All right. 1674 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,028 All right, it's okay, it's okay. 1675 01:02:13,028 --> 01:02:14,062 I'm a professional. 1676 01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:14,897 Here we go. 1677 01:02:14,896 --> 01:02:16,264 I'll find my spot again. 1678 01:02:16,264 --> 01:02:17,599 Okay. - and here we go. 1679 01:02:17,599 --> 01:02:18,800 Say that again. 1680 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,368 It's all the way in your... 1681 01:02:20,369 --> 01:02:22,672 "In my chambers on Level 4." 1682 01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:23,973 "Right." 1683 01:02:23,972 --> 01:02:26,208 "Well, there's no time." 1684 01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:28,176 "Put this on." 1685 01:02:28,177 --> 01:02:29,512 Oh, shoot. 1686 01:02:29,512 --> 01:02:30,813 "Put this on." 1687 01:02:30,813 --> 01:02:32,248 Oh, crap. 1688 01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:33,850 Oh, put this on. 1689 01:02:35,016 --> 01:02:35,984 Okay. 1690 01:02:35,985 --> 01:02:37,353 Privacy, please. 1691 01:02:37,353 --> 01:02:38,755 The camera's gonna get this? 1692 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,056 Okay, so I'll turn around 1693 01:02:40,056 --> 01:02:42,759 while you put on that spacesuit. 1694 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,360 While you put on that... 1695 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,595 Okay, it's on. - Is she doing it? 1696 01:02:45,594 --> 01:02:46,795 Yeah, she's doing it. - Is she putting it... 1697 01:02:46,795 --> 01:02:47,829 Did you put it- 1698 01:02:47,829 --> 01:02:48,497 Did it- - Can we just pretend 1699 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:49,632 I put it on? 1700 01:02:49,632 --> 01:02:50,700 Okay, fine. 1701 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:53,903 Fine. 1702 01:02:53,902 --> 01:02:54,703 Okay then. 1703 01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:57,573 Ahoy then. 1704 01:02:57,572 --> 01:02:58,807 Ahoy. 1705 01:02:58,807 --> 01:02:59,641 She doesn't have the spacesuit, 1706 01:02:59,641 --> 01:03:01,076 and that doesn't work. 1707 01:03:01,077 --> 01:03:02,178 Howard, - It doesn't work. 1708 01:03:02,177 --> 01:03:03,111 it's an addition. - I can't. 1709 01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:03,780 I am so sorry. 1710 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,614 I just... 1711 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:05,982 Howard, can we talk? 1712 01:03:05,981 --> 01:03:06,815 If you don't mind waiting? 1713 01:03:06,815 --> 01:03:07,649 I can't. 1714 01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:08,785 I can't. 1715 01:03:08,784 --> 01:03:09,985 It seems like she just- - Howard, don't. 1716 01:03:09,985 --> 01:03:10,786 Stay back here. - She's just drapes- 1717 01:03:10,786 --> 01:03:11,887 She just drapes it 1718 01:03:11,887 --> 01:03:12,854 over her arm. - Thank you for coming. 1719 01:03:12,855 --> 01:03:13,790 I'm so sorry. - You know what? 1720 01:03:13,789 --> 01:03:14,756 Howard. - This is her! 1721 01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:15,558 This is her! 1722 01:03:15,557 --> 01:03:16,491 I'll still try it. 1723 01:03:16,492 --> 01:03:17,693 I'm gonna try- - Howard! 1724 01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:18,494 I'm gonna try it. - You are being 1725 01:03:18,494 --> 01:03:19,862 so unprofessional, 1726 01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:20,797 unprofessional right now. - No, I'm sorry. 1727 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:21,898 I've never had an experience 1728 01:03:21,898 --> 01:03:23,065 like this before - Yes. 1729 01:03:23,065 --> 01:03:24,200 at any audition. - Well, now- 1730 01:03:24,199 --> 01:03:24,933 Now, I'm- - Are you actually 1731 01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:26,269 a screenwriter? 1732 01:03:26,268 --> 01:03:27,202 Yeah, I'm- 1733 01:03:27,202 --> 01:03:28,837 Or is this some kind of joke? 1734 01:03:28,838 --> 01:03:29,705 Well, what's... 1735 01:03:29,704 --> 01:03:30,505 Look- - I feel like 1736 01:03:30,505 --> 01:03:31,606 I need to report you 1737 01:03:31,606 --> 01:03:33,008 to the Labor Law Board. - Doesn't it- 1738 01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:35,011 No, but seriously- - This is so unacceptable. 1739 01:03:35,010 --> 01:03:37,112 Doesn't an actor like say the lines 1740 01:03:37,112 --> 01:03:38,079 that they know? - Howard! 1741 01:03:39,514 --> 01:03:41,016 Am I missing something? 1742 01:03:41,016 --> 01:03:43,518 You keep hitting on the talent, so. 1743 01:03:43,518 --> 01:03:45,453 Oh, I keep hitting on the talent? 1744 01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:46,289 Yeah, but- - This is hitting 1745 01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:47,156 on the talent? 1746 01:03:47,155 --> 01:03:48,390 Yeah, I mean- - Yeah. 1747 01:03:48,391 --> 01:03:50,193 Meanwhile, there are costumes gone. 1748 01:03:50,193 --> 01:03:51,227 Let's just cut here, guys. 1749 01:03:58,534 --> 01:04:00,469 "Dear. Ms. Rodriguez." 1750 01:04:03,672 --> 01:04:04,573 "Fuck you!" 1751 01:04:07,376 --> 01:04:12,014 "You are no studio executive." ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 1752 01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,916 Fuck you, studios! 1753 01:04:14,983 --> 01:04:16,484 Fuck you, studios! 1754 01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:21,590 You suck, Howard. - "You hate me." 1755 01:04:28,231 --> 01:04:29,398 Ms. Rodriguez! 1756 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:34,003 "I wrote a great script." ♪ Should go back to school ♪ 1757 01:04:34,003 --> 01:04:36,339 "'Space Kittens' is the best." 1758 01:04:36,338 --> 01:04:37,939 ♪ You think you're really good ♪ - "But how about this?" 1759 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:40,710 ♪ But you are really not ♪ - Ms. Rodriguez. 1760 01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,078 Oh, I'm Ms. Rodriguez. 1761 01:04:42,077 --> 01:04:42,911 Okay. 1762 01:04:42,911 --> 01:04:44,045 Oh, I like your- 1763 01:04:44,045 --> 01:04:46,615 "Option one, 1764 01:04:46,615 --> 01:04:49,451 'Space Kitties in the Milky Way!'" 1765 01:04:50,452 --> 01:04:52,554 "Option two, 1766 01:04:52,554 --> 01:04:55,323 'Space Kitties 3: Big Catty'". 1767 01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:57,026 Fuck you, studios! 1768 01:04:57,025 --> 01:05:01,296 "I have a letter of intent from actor, Danny Trejo." 1769 01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:08,471 ♪ Howard ♪ - Ms. Rodriguez! 1770 01:05:08,471 --> 01:05:10,139 "Who plays El Gato." 1771 01:05:12,375 --> 01:05:13,643 Here's to "Space Cats". 1772 01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:16,312 "I'm going to throw the script over the wall." 1773 01:05:16,311 --> 01:05:17,612 "You suck!" 1774 01:05:17,612 --> 01:05:18,647 Down the... 1775 01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:20,049 "You only deserve..." 1776 01:05:21,384 --> 01:05:24,186 "to work for reality TV." 1777 01:05:24,186 --> 01:05:25,588 ♪ She ready ♪ 1778 01:05:26,789 --> 01:05:28,457 Drinking. doesn't help you write, 1779 01:05:28,456 --> 01:05:31,293 but it's because of drinking that you do write. 1780 01:05:31,293 --> 01:05:32,560 Shut up! 1781 01:05:32,561 --> 01:05:34,597 It's the voice in your head. 1782 01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:36,966 You can't tell me to shut up. 1783 01:05:36,965 --> 01:05:38,533 ♪ Think you should ♪ - Fuck you! 1784 01:05:38,534 --> 01:05:40,836 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ - "P.S., 1785 01:05:40,835 --> 01:05:44,506 See you in Cannes." ♪ Howard ♪ 1786 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:47,343 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 1787 01:05:47,342 --> 01:05:50,412 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ - "Sincerely..." 1788 01:05:50,413 --> 01:05:55,184 ♪ Howard Original-oh-oh ♪ 1789 01:05:55,184 --> 01:05:56,786 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 1790 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:59,388 ♪ You're writing really sucks ♪ 1791 01:05:59,387 --> 01:06:01,957 ♪ Howard ♪ 1792 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,203 See? 1793 01:06:14,202 --> 01:06:15,136 See? - Should we 1794 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:15,871 watch that tonight, though? 1795 01:06:15,871 --> 01:06:17,039 Let's... 1796 01:06:17,039 --> 01:06:18,307 what do we have? 1797 01:06:18,306 --> 01:06:19,808 I don't even know what we watch anything of. 1798 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,445 Well, I mean, I'm just saying, because . 1799 01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:23,879 This is- - Ow. 1800 01:06:23,878 --> 01:06:24,713 What happened? 1801 01:06:24,713 --> 01:06:25,647 You hurt your foot? 1802 01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:27,616 No, it's my fuckin' . 1803 01:06:27,615 --> 01:06:29,651 It's my side. - There? 1804 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:31,053 No, right here. 1805 01:06:31,052 --> 01:06:32,587 I mean like... 1806 01:06:32,588 --> 01:06:33,422 Gosh. 1807 01:06:35,324 --> 01:06:36,258 Jesus. 1808 01:06:36,257 --> 01:06:37,158 Can you care a little bit 1809 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:37,994 when I'm hurt? - Yeah, 1810 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,161 you should care. - Ow! 1811 01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:40,363 Whoa. 1812 01:06:41,364 --> 01:06:42,598 Okay, this is- - Oh, my god. 1813 01:06:42,597 --> 01:06:43,732 This is serious. 1814 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:44,567 Yeah. 1815 01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:45,634 All right, let's... 1816 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:48,037 Let's go to urgent care. 1817 01:06:48,036 --> 01:06:49,237 Wait, wait! 1818 01:06:49,237 --> 01:06:50,038 You think we have to - Take it easy. 1819 01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:51,240 go to urgent care? 1820 01:06:51,239 --> 01:06:52,173 Yeah, but keep breathing. 1821 01:07:49,030 --> 01:07:51,533 No, please, just... 1822 01:07:54,135 --> 01:07:55,236 Just drive. 1823 01:08:18,661 --> 01:08:19,495 Hi. 1824 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:21,764 Hi, 1825 01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:25,701 I'm sorry, I didn't think you would hear me. 1826 01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,975 I'm just gonna go out for a walk. 1827 01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:34,743 With your suitcase? 1828 01:08:35,944 --> 01:08:37,445 I just need a day. 1829 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,014 I just need one day just to- 1830 01:08:40,015 --> 01:08:45,020 A day, a week, a month, a year, does it fuckin' matter? 1831 01:08:45,753 --> 01:08:46,921 It does matter. 1832 01:08:46,921 --> 01:08:48,523 Yes, it does. 1833 01:08:48,524 --> 01:08:49,859 And it matters that you, 1834 01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:52,595 that you give me this time, okay? 1835 01:08:54,095 --> 01:08:55,864 What for? 1836 01:08:55,864 --> 01:08:56,965 What for? 1837 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,234 Hannah, talk to me. - Howard. 1838 01:08:58,234 --> 01:08:59,635 Talk to me. - Stop! 1839 01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:00,436 Talk to me. - Please, let... 1840 01:09:00,435 --> 01:09:02,270 Just let go of me. 1841 01:09:02,270 --> 01:09:04,105 Don't do that. 1842 01:09:04,105 --> 01:09:04,973 Okay? 1843 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:05,808 I am going to go. 1844 01:09:05,807 --> 01:09:06,975 Give me a day. 1845 01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:09,945 You don't understand, we're married. 1846 01:09:09,944 --> 01:09:12,180 I know that we're married, Howard, 1847 01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:14,849 but I need to know if we can move forward, 1848 01:09:14,850 --> 01:09:17,753 if we can recover after this, okay? 1849 01:09:18,787 --> 01:09:19,622 Recover? 1850 01:09:19,622 --> 01:09:20,556 Yes! 1851 01:09:20,555 --> 01:09:21,990 I lost him too, Hannah. 1852 01:09:21,990 --> 01:09:22,957 I know, and I'm sorry. 1853 01:09:22,957 --> 01:09:24,859 I just can't. - I'm sorry. 1854 01:09:24,859 --> 01:09:25,693 No! 1855 01:09:29,965 --> 01:09:32,868 So you lost the baby, huh? 1856 01:09:32,868 --> 01:09:34,203 He would've been four today 1857 01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:36,972 if Hannah didn't, you know? 1858 01:09:36,971 --> 01:09:39,974 How are you going to make it up to Hannah? 1859 01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:46,248 Oh, hey, Hannah. 1860 01:09:47,182 --> 01:09:48,650 Seriously, dude? 1861 01:09:48,650 --> 01:09:50,318 You called your ex? 1862 01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:53,322 Well, I thought it would go something like this. 1863 01:09:53,322 --> 01:09:54,990 Oh, hi, yeah, Howie. 1864 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:57,459 I'm good. 1865 01:09:57,458 --> 01:09:58,293 I'm good. 1866 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,497 Yeah, I mean, I wanted to just tell you the good news. 1867 01:10:01,497 --> 01:10:02,965 I'll keep it quick. 1868 01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:05,100 "Space Cats" was optioned. 1869 01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:06,302 Well, they really liked it. 1870 01:10:06,301 --> 01:10:08,102 It was optioned, and I'm just really excited. 1871 01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:10,072 Like, I really think we're gonna make... 1872 01:10:10,072 --> 01:10:10,906 Hello? 1873 01:10:12,341 --> 01:10:13,309 Hello? 1874 01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:18,480 That must've been hard on you, Howie? 1875 01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:20,048 Life isn't fair. 1876 01:10:20,048 --> 01:10:22,684 She's the only woman I ever loved. 1877 01:10:22,685 --> 01:10:25,654 Ah, poor Howie. 1878 01:10:25,654 --> 01:10:29,091 He doesn't have much luck in love, does he? 1879 01:10:29,091 --> 01:10:31,527 I hope someone can fix that. 1880 01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:32,528 Maybe I can? 1881 01:10:33,962 --> 01:10:35,597 Thanks. 1882 01:10:40,336 --> 01:10:43,272 You're the darndest, cutest cat in the world. 1883 01:10:43,271 --> 01:10:45,506 And what are we gonna do today? 1884 01:10:45,506 --> 01:10:47,642 Is I'm gonna get you catnip. 1885 01:10:47,643 --> 01:10:48,677 You want a little brush? 1886 01:10:48,676 --> 01:10:51,346 I'm gonna get you catnip. 1887 01:10:51,346 --> 01:10:53,314 And what could go wrong? 1888 01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:00,756 Where is this girl? She's running late. 1889 01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:01,991 Howard, they said she was gonna be here 1890 01:11:01,990 --> 01:11:03,224 like 20 minutes ago. 1891 01:11:03,225 --> 01:11:04,159 Oh, there she is. - Oh, there she is. 1892 01:11:04,158 --> 01:11:05,727 Go get your friend. 1893 01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:08,030 Okay, so this is my friend. 1894 01:11:08,029 --> 01:11:09,130 Of course. 1895 01:11:09,131 --> 01:11:10,432 This is my friend, Victoria. 1896 01:11:10,431 --> 01:11:11,266 Hi. 1897 01:11:11,266 --> 01:11:12,100 Sorry I'm late. - Hi. 1898 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:13,034 Parking. 1899 01:11:13,034 --> 01:11:14,202 Hey, Victoria. - It's okay. 1900 01:11:14,203 --> 01:11:15,571 Hey! 1901 01:11:15,570 --> 01:11:16,904 How are you doing? 1902 01:11:16,904 --> 01:11:18,172 I haven't seen you - Fucking great! 1903 01:11:18,172 --> 01:11:19,274 in like forever. - Okay. 1904 01:11:19,274 --> 01:11:20,341 Yeah, thank you for having me. 1905 01:11:20,341 --> 01:11:21,442 So I'm gonna read... 1906 01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:22,611 I'm gonna read with you, okay? 1907 01:11:22,610 --> 01:11:23,978 Oh, perfect! - Okay. 1908 01:11:23,979 --> 01:11:24,980 Oh, yeah. - And this is 1909 01:11:24,979 --> 01:11:26,014 gonna be great, okay? - No. 1910 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:27,816 You're in a spacesuit. 1911 01:11:27,815 --> 01:11:28,916 I like it. - Yeah. 1912 01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:29,852 Did you bring your- - You know, 1913 01:11:29,851 --> 01:11:31,019 I just had it in my closet. 1914 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,554 Oh. - Did you bring your sides? 1915 01:11:32,554 --> 01:11:33,856 She had it in her closet. - Oh, it's all in my brain. 1916 01:11:33,855 --> 01:11:34,789 It's all... 1917 01:11:34,789 --> 01:11:35,757 'Cause you don't need this? 1918 01:11:35,757 --> 01:11:36,557 'Cause- - No, no. 1919 01:11:36,557 --> 01:11:37,759 Yeah, okay. 1920 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:38,627 I don't even use sides anymore. 1921 01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:39,461 Okay. 1922 01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:40,396 All right. 1923 01:11:40,395 --> 01:11:41,129 Let's do it. - Okay. 1924 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,398 So let's slate. 1925 01:11:43,798 --> 01:11:46,434 So you'll say your name, look into camera A right here, 1926 01:11:46,435 --> 01:11:47,403 Okay. 1927 01:11:47,403 --> 01:11:48,971 and then you'll say 1928 01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:50,204 what character you're playing, 1929 01:11:50,204 --> 01:11:51,439 and then we'll jump into the scene. 1930 01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,574 Yeah. - So whenever you're ready. 1931 01:11:53,574 --> 01:11:55,109 Hi, my name is Victoria, 1932 01:11:55,109 --> 01:11:58,146 and I am playing the role of Fleaowe. 1933 01:12:00,114 --> 01:12:00,915 Okay. 1934 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:01,684 You aced that one. 1935 01:12:01,684 --> 01:12:02,751 That's good. 1936 01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:03,952 Okay. 1937 01:12:03,952 --> 01:12:07,256 Interior captain's quarters, day. 1938 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:08,190 "Fleaowe!" 1939 01:12:08,189 --> 01:12:10,091 "Captain, what is it?" 1940 01:12:10,091 --> 01:12:11,592 "Oh, it's a bird." 1941 01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:15,864 "It's a plane." 1942 01:12:15,863 --> 01:12:17,598 "Oh, no, it's a space kitty." 1943 01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,969 "Oh, no, wait, it's just an asteroid." 1944 01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:24,106 "No, Computer, how do you frost a cake?" 1945 01:12:24,105 --> 01:12:26,107 "Commander, I know how to frost a cake." 1946 01:12:26,108 --> 01:12:27,676 "Voice print confirmed." 1947 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:29,311 "Stop showing off, Fleaowe!" 1948 01:12:29,310 --> 01:12:32,347 "In the future, which we're in now, 1949 01:12:32,347 --> 01:12:35,083 computers are superior to women." 1950 01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:37,185 "Oh, sorry, Commander." 1951 01:12:37,185 --> 01:12:41,055 "But remember, I was in the deep freeze for over 100 years." 1952 01:12:41,055 --> 01:12:44,525 "Well, damn, Fleaowe, I will not fail you." 1953 01:12:44,525 --> 01:12:45,560 "Forgive me this time." 1954 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,562 "So what's your objective?" 1955 01:12:47,563 --> 01:12:48,630 "My objective?" 1956 01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:49,865 Right!" 1957 01:12:49,864 --> 01:12:52,800 "It's to rescue all the space kitties, 1958 01:12:54,069 --> 01:12:56,705 and bring them back to space..." 1959 01:12:58,239 --> 01:12:59,507 I'm sorry, I'm gonna do that again, okay? 1960 01:12:59,507 --> 01:13:00,908 Oh, of course, go for it. 1961 01:13:00,908 --> 01:13:03,177 Take a beep whenever you're ready. 1962 01:13:03,177 --> 01:13:04,011 To... 1963 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:07,216 "My objective, right." 1964 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:10,986 "It's to rescue all of the space kitties, 1965 01:13:10,985 --> 01:13:14,021 and bring them home to Station Number Four." 1966 01:13:14,021 --> 01:13:15,690 "You mean, five." 1967 01:13:15,690 --> 01:13:17,759 "Scratching Post Number Five, yes." 1968 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,762 "Okay, good, excellent." 1969 01:13:19,761 --> 01:13:21,396 "And?" 1970 01:13:21,396 --> 01:13:24,899 "And to serve all of my Commander's needs in this mission, 1971 01:13:24,899 --> 01:13:26,534 physical, if necessary." 1972 01:13:28,002 --> 01:13:29,437 "Right, Fleaowe." 1973 01:13:29,438 --> 01:13:34,176 "And, you know, we'll have plenty of downtime on the ship, 1974 01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:37,780 and I promise you, I personally promise you, 1975 01:13:37,779 --> 01:13:42,116 that you will get a big promotion after the rescue." 1976 01:13:54,563 --> 01:13:57,065 "Commander, look at this Alpha Screen!" 1977 01:13:57,064 --> 01:13:58,499 "We have a cataract." 1978 01:13:58,500 --> 01:13:59,467 "What is that?" 1979 01:13:59,467 --> 01:14:01,335 "It's a type of cat attack." 1980 01:14:01,336 --> 01:14:02,571 "Battle Stations!" 1981 01:14:02,570 --> 01:14:04,505 "Commander, I don't have my spacesuit." 1982 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,674 "That's okay, Fleaowe." 1983 01:14:06,675 --> 01:14:09,411 "I mean, what you have on is fine, 1984 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:15,017 unless you wanna change into something more comfortable." 1985 01:14:15,016 --> 01:14:16,784 Commander. 1986 01:14:16,784 --> 01:14:20,955 "Computer, give her another spacesuit." 1987 01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:22,624 "Another spacesuit." 1988 01:14:24,893 --> 01:14:27,196 Do you want me to change? 1989 01:14:27,195 --> 01:14:30,565 No, so you already have the suit on. 1990 01:14:30,565 --> 01:14:32,099 Okay, so.... - Just move on. 1991 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:33,402 I thought that was great. 1992 01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:34,636 I thought it was terrific. - You know, 1993 01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:35,871 I've been practicing. - That was terrific. 1994 01:14:35,871 --> 01:14:37,306 It was like the magic technique 1995 01:14:37,305 --> 01:14:39,073 that I've been really practicing for a long time. 1996 01:14:39,073 --> 01:14:40,274 And guess what? - I don't know why. 1997 01:14:40,274 --> 01:14:41,442 They're fine. - I felt like 1998 01:14:41,443 --> 01:14:42,444 I was channeling - You were wonderful. 1999 01:14:42,444 --> 01:14:43,545 like a space person. 2000 01:14:43,545 --> 01:14:44,480 Yeah. - You know, 2001 01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:45,613 like that Neil Strongarm. 2002 01:14:45,613 --> 01:14:46,848 Like, he's so good. 2003 01:14:46,849 --> 01:14:47,916 Neil Armstrong. - That was perfect. 2004 01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:49,017 I just felt like I was him. 2005 01:14:49,016 --> 01:14:50,284 Yeah. 2006 01:14:50,284 --> 01:14:51,986 I felt like you really were like part of NASA. 2007 01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:53,288 Thank you for inviting me. 2008 01:14:53,287 --> 01:14:54,355 Thank you for inviting me. - Of course. 2009 01:14:54,355 --> 01:14:56,190 That was- - Can we like 2010 01:14:56,190 --> 01:14:57,658 Very well done. - try another one? 2011 01:14:57,658 --> 01:14:58,793 I mean, like- - Yeah. 2012 01:14:58,793 --> 01:14:59,961 Do you guys- - That was perfect, 2013 01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:02,064 but can we try another? - It was perfect. 2014 01:15:02,064 --> 01:15:03,232 Okay, let's see. 2015 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:05,400 " Voice print confirmed." 2016 01:15:05,399 --> 01:15:07,935 "Stop showing off, Fleaowe." 2017 01:15:07,935 --> 01:15:11,405 "In the future, which we're in now, 2018 01:15:11,405 --> 01:15:13,908 computers are superior to women." 2019 01:15:13,908 --> 01:15:15,676 "Sorry, Commander." 2020 01:15:17,078 --> 01:15:20,882 "Remember, I was in deep freeze for over 100 years." 2021 01:15:20,882 --> 01:15:24,018 "Damn, well, Fleaowe, I will not fail you." 2022 01:15:24,019 --> 01:15:25,020 "Forgive me this time." 2023 01:15:25,020 --> 01:15:26,788 "So what's your objective?" 2024 01:15:26,787 --> 01:15:28,723 "My objective, right." 2025 01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:30,459 "It's to..." 2026 01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:31,859 Sit up straight. 2027 01:15:31,859 --> 01:15:35,263 "To rescue all of the space kitties, 2028 01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:39,468 and bring them back home to Scratching Post Number Four." 2029 01:15:39,467 --> 01:15:41,302 "You mean, five?" 2030 01:15:41,302 --> 01:15:42,803 "Right." 2031 01:15:42,804 --> 01:15:44,573 Look, see her arms not in the cast, so she can... 2032 01:15:44,573 --> 01:15:45,407 "Right." 2033 01:15:45,407 --> 01:15:46,275 "Good, excellent." 2034 01:15:46,274 --> 01:15:47,108 "And?" 2035 01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:51,146 "And to serve my Commander's needs 2036 01:15:51,145 --> 01:15:53,281 for all of this mission." 2037 01:15:53,282 --> 01:15:55,851 Stop. 2038 01:15:55,850 --> 01:15:57,084 Let me do that one again. 2039 01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:58,887 Of course. 2040 01:15:58,886 --> 01:15:59,754 It's okay. 2041 01:15:59,755 --> 01:16:00,622 Okay. - Ask me again. 2042 01:16:00,622 --> 01:16:02,057 Okay. 2043 01:16:02,056 --> 01:16:05,159 "That's good, excellent", Victoria. 2044 01:16:05,159 --> 01:16:06,394 "And?" 2045 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,797 "And to serve all of my Commander's needs 2046 01:16:08,796 --> 01:16:10,164 for this mission, 2047 01:16:10,164 --> 01:16:11,032 and physical too." 2048 01:16:11,033 --> 01:16:11,867 Stop! 2049 01:16:13,001 --> 01:16:14,403 Stop. - You're making me laugh now. 2050 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:15,237 Come on. 2051 01:16:16,238 --> 01:16:18,273 It's okay. - See, we got... 2052 01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:19,274 It's chemistry. 2053 01:16:19,274 --> 01:16:20,509 All right. - Howard, 2054 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:21,743 let's go back from that last line. 2055 01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:22,544 Let's just get this take. - Okay. 2056 01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:23,744 Okay, let's just do 2057 01:16:23,744 --> 01:16:24,412 the last one. 2058 01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:26,548 "Ahoy." - "Ahoy." 2059 01:16:26,547 --> 01:16:27,615 "Ahoy." 2060 01:16:27,615 --> 01:16:28,749 Stop making me laugh. 2061 01:16:29,885 --> 01:16:31,286 She's just too funny. - Ahoy, ahoy. 2062 01:16:31,286 --> 01:16:33,388 Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy. - Stop it. 2063 01:16:33,387 --> 01:16:35,489 You guys are so great. 2064 01:16:35,489 --> 01:16:36,724 I'm just so happy 2065 01:16:36,725 --> 01:16:37,392 you read everything. - Isn't she brilliant? 2066 01:16:37,391 --> 01:16:38,626 Like, she's... 2067 01:16:38,627 --> 01:16:40,395 I mean, look, she was on Broadway. 2068 01:16:40,395 --> 01:16:41,697 I was and the Tony's. 2069 01:16:41,697 --> 01:16:43,031 Tell them. 2070 01:16:43,030 --> 01:16:44,198 Tell them about- - I mean, one or two Tony's. 2071 01:16:44,198 --> 01:16:45,066 Give them a little like rundown. 2072 01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:46,435 Two? - Two Tony's, 2073 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:47,669 and I'm gonna open 2074 01:16:47,668 --> 01:16:49,036 my own school of the Meisner Technique, 2075 01:16:49,037 --> 01:16:50,005 and I'm gonna... 2076 01:16:50,005 --> 01:16:50,939 It's been - What? 2077 01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:52,007 just a wonderful journey, 2078 01:16:52,006 --> 01:16:53,374 you know, the actor's journey, 2079 01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:54,776 Yeah. - just being grounded 2080 01:16:54,775 --> 01:16:57,011 Yeah. - with all of these characters 2081 01:16:57,011 --> 01:16:58,179 that you write. 2082 01:16:58,180 --> 01:16:59,848 And didn't you win the Obie? 2083 01:16:59,847 --> 01:17:02,216 I did, I did that- - That OBGYB. 2084 01:17:02,216 --> 01:17:03,584 Yeah, well... 2085 01:17:03,585 --> 01:17:06,188 Howard. 2086 01:17:06,188 --> 01:17:08,557 Yeah, so I hope you cast me, 2087 01:17:08,556 --> 01:17:10,324 and- - She was... 2088 01:17:10,324 --> 01:17:11,659 We got it, right? 2089 01:17:11,659 --> 01:17:12,493 We could do this. 2090 01:17:12,493 --> 01:17:13,628 I mean, 2091 01:17:13,628 --> 01:17:14,729 you're the screenwriter. - It's actually- 2092 01:17:14,729 --> 01:17:16,230 Do you want- - You wanna do a twirl? 2093 01:17:16,230 --> 01:17:17,565 Wanna give her the part? 2094 01:17:17,565 --> 01:17:18,666 Can you do it in your seat, 2095 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:19,635 like a little twirl? - Well... 2096 01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:20,869 Can you twirl in your seat? 2097 01:17:20,868 --> 01:17:22,203 Oh, you know I can twirl. 2098 01:17:22,203 --> 01:17:23,404 Or twerk, 2099 01:17:23,404 --> 01:17:25,106 or what are they saying? - Oh, no, not twerk. 2100 01:17:25,106 --> 01:17:25,940 Because- - You know, 2101 01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:27,341 I had a surgery on my... 2102 01:17:27,341 --> 01:17:28,476 Yeah. 2103 01:17:28,476 --> 01:17:29,744 Like, you know, 2104 01:17:29,744 --> 01:17:30,945 if you want this role, you gotta let me know, 2105 01:17:30,945 --> 01:17:32,046 okay? - Yeah, of course. 2106 01:17:32,046 --> 01:17:33,214 I mean, I'm- - I mean, if you want- 2107 01:17:33,215 --> 01:17:34,116 I mean, this is gonna be like a big... 2108 01:17:34,115 --> 01:17:35,549 This is a big movie. 2109 01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:36,685 I'm available, Howard, you know that. 2110 01:17:36,685 --> 01:17:37,686 You're available? 2111 01:17:37,685 --> 01:17:38,919 I'm available. - That's what I 2112 01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,922 like about you, you're available. 2113 01:17:40,921 --> 01:17:42,690 Okay. - Whenever you call. 2114 01:17:42,690 --> 01:17:44,392 Okay, so... 2115 01:17:44,393 --> 01:17:45,961 Oh, she's back. 2116 01:17:45,961 --> 01:17:47,095 Howard, I think- - So it wasn't... 2117 01:17:47,095 --> 01:17:48,330 She was great, right? 2118 01:17:48,329 --> 01:17:49,997 She was amazing. 2119 01:17:49,997 --> 01:17:52,466 So next step is going to be... 2120 01:17:52,466 --> 01:17:53,734 Oh, Howard, maybe we should have 2121 01:17:53,734 --> 01:17:55,302 another separate meeting about this? 2122 01:17:55,302 --> 01:17:57,538 Go over the- - You know, I think she 2123 01:17:57,538 --> 01:17:58,873 Oh! - basically just crushed it. 2124 01:17:58,873 --> 01:17:59,707 Okay. 2125 01:17:59,707 --> 01:18:00,608 No, of course she did. 2126 01:18:00,609 --> 01:18:02,044 She crushed it. 2127 01:18:02,043 --> 01:18:03,010 So... 2128 01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:04,246 But I'm saying, 2129 01:18:04,246 --> 01:18:05,647 Howard, I think as the producers, 2130 01:18:05,646 --> 01:18:07,448 we should go talk like off camera. 2131 01:18:07,448 --> 01:18:08,282 Well, we... 2132 01:18:08,283 --> 01:18:09,284 Yeah, we'll... 2133 01:18:09,283 --> 01:18:11,752 But you have her headshot, right? 2134 01:18:11,752 --> 01:18:13,320 Yes, we have her info. 2135 01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,321 Uh-huh, that's my job. 2136 01:18:14,322 --> 01:18:15,824 You're saying that 2137 01:18:15,823 --> 01:18:16,557 you're eligible, right? 2138 01:18:16,557 --> 01:18:17,625 Okay. - Yeah. 2139 01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:18,293 Yeah. - You're eligible? 2140 01:18:18,292 --> 01:18:19,093 You know. 2141 01:18:19,094 --> 01:18:20,295 I mean, Tony awards. 2142 01:18:20,295 --> 01:18:21,430 Remember, I told you. 2143 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:22,364 Yeah. 2144 01:18:22,363 --> 01:18:23,831 I'm all set. 2145 01:18:23,832 --> 01:18:24,833 I'm not gonna check, so- - Yes, here they are. 2146 01:18:26,301 --> 01:18:27,602 Anyway, I'm gonna walk you... You wanna have lunch? 2147 01:18:27,601 --> 01:18:28,703 Yeah, sure. - Okay. 2148 01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:30,204 Yeah. - So let's do it. 2149 01:18:30,204 --> 01:18:31,439 Let's go. 2150 01:18:31,439 --> 01:18:32,106 Let's pretend 2151 01:18:32,106 --> 01:18:32,907 we just married. 2152 01:18:32,908 --> 01:18:33,575 Nice to meet you. 2153 01:18:37,746 --> 01:18:39,581 You're so silly Howard! 2154 01:18:39,581 --> 01:18:40,682 We don't have... 2155 01:18:40,681 --> 01:18:41,682 Nice to meet you. 2156 01:18:41,682 --> 01:18:43,017 That's silly. 2157 01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:44,553 We didn't know each other 2158 01:18:44,552 --> 01:18:45,686 before this thing. - But we get each other 2159 01:18:45,686 --> 01:18:46,520 for so long, Howard. 2160 01:18:47,922 --> 01:18:48,989 Let me show you the door. - Yeah. 2161 01:18:48,989 --> 01:18:49,824 Yeah. 2162 01:18:49,824 --> 01:18:50,991 Howard, 2163 01:18:50,992 --> 01:18:51,927 What? - are we meeting after lunch, 2164 01:18:51,926 --> 01:18:53,127 or tomorrow, or- - No, after. 2165 01:18:53,127 --> 01:18:54,762 After. - After? 2166 01:18:54,762 --> 01:18:56,430 Oh. - I was saying after. 2167 01:18:56,430 --> 01:18:57,531 That's what she said. 2168 01:18:57,532 --> 01:18:58,233 Okay. 2169 01:18:58,233 --> 01:18:59,234 Saying after. 2170 01:18:59,234 --> 01:19:00,035 He's leaving. 2171 01:19:00,034 --> 01:19:01,235 Y'all, well, thank you 2172 01:19:01,235 --> 01:19:02,470 for having me. - You never know. 2173 01:19:02,470 --> 01:19:03,170 Yeah, thank you for being here. 2174 01:19:03,171 --> 01:19:03,972 Howard? - Bye. 2175 01:19:03,971 --> 01:19:05,005 Goddammit! 2176 01:19:05,006 --> 01:19:06,975 Finally, "Space Cats". 2177 01:19:06,975 --> 01:19:08,210 My own studio. 2178 01:19:09,043 --> 01:19:10,177 I can pinch myself. 2179 01:19:10,177 --> 01:19:11,011 Ow. 2180 01:19:11,011 --> 01:19:11,946 I can pinch myself. 2181 01:19:11,947 --> 01:19:13,448 It's my dream. 2182 01:19:14,783 --> 01:19:15,617 Great. 2183 01:19:15,617 --> 01:19:17,119 You're here early. 2184 01:19:20,322 --> 01:19:21,790 Phoenix, what are you doing here? 2185 01:19:21,789 --> 01:19:23,991 Didn't I throw you out of my apartment? 2186 01:19:23,992 --> 01:19:25,193 Yeah, yeah. 2187 01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:27,429 It's good to see you too, Howard. 2188 01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:30,198 Jesus, a thank you would be nice. 2189 01:19:30,198 --> 01:19:31,066 A thank you? 2190 01:19:31,065 --> 01:19:33,501 You sold "Space Cats"? 2191 01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:34,936 "Baby Space Cats". 2192 01:19:34,935 --> 01:19:36,804 The studio exec changed it. 2193 01:19:36,805 --> 01:19:38,206 "Baby Space Cats"? 2194 01:19:38,206 --> 01:19:39,708 Well, you sold it, right? 2195 01:19:39,707 --> 01:19:41,108 That's what's important. 2196 01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:41,943 Come here. 2197 01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:42,778 I owe you an apology. 2198 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:43,745 Oh, oh! 2199 01:19:43,744 --> 01:19:46,013 You owe me a lot more than that. 2200 01:19:46,014 --> 01:19:48,216 We own "Baby Space Cats". 2201 01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:50,285 We both own "Baby Space Cats"? 2202 01:19:50,284 --> 01:19:51,485 That's great. 2203 01:19:51,485 --> 01:19:52,553 The studio. 2204 01:19:52,554 --> 01:19:53,955 The studio owns it. 2205 01:19:53,954 --> 01:19:55,189 Fuck me! 2206 01:19:55,189 --> 01:19:56,190 Oh, I did. 2207 01:19:57,626 --> 01:20:01,296 And now, I'm moving back into your apartment again. 2208 01:20:02,863 --> 01:20:04,265 I'm pregnant. 2209 01:20:04,265 --> 01:20:07,668 Bee-boop. 2210 01:20:07,668 --> 01:20:09,870 Latex allergies! 2211 01:20:09,871 --> 01:20:13,809 Got that right. 2212 01:20:14,775 --> 01:20:17,645 Gotta wrap it up, Howard. 2213 01:20:18,613 --> 01:20:23,552 ♪ Howard, Howard, Howard ♪ 2214 01:20:24,185 --> 01:20:25,719 ♪ Howard ♪ 2215 01:20:26,854 --> 01:20:28,455 Blue? 2216 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:31,893 Blue? 2217 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:34,195 Blue? 2218 01:20:35,229 --> 01:20:36,664 Where is that darn cat? 2219 01:20:36,664 --> 01:20:37,832 Where is she? 2220 01:20:37,832 --> 01:20:38,799 Blue? 2221 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,236 Finally, you woke. 2222 01:20:41,235 --> 01:20:43,971 Trying to drink myself to death. 2223 01:20:43,971 --> 01:20:46,674 Hello? 2224 01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:47,809 Who the fuck are you? 2225 01:20:51,313 --> 01:20:52,280 Where are my toys? 2226 01:20:52,279 --> 01:20:53,848 And how'd you get in here? 2227 01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:56,818 Hey! 2228 01:20:56,818 --> 01:20:57,752 Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch. 2229 01:20:57,752 --> 01:20:58,854 How did you get in here? 2230 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,822 Did I meet you at the bar? 2231 01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:03,792 Hey. 2232 01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:04,693 Hey! 2233 01:21:06,828 --> 01:21:08,463 No! 2234 01:21:08,462 --> 01:21:11,131 No, I'm calling 9-1-1. 2235 01:21:11,131 --> 01:21:13,167 I'm getting you outta here. 2236 01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:15,936 Where's the weed? - 9-1... 2237 01:21:15,936 --> 01:21:17,438 Weed. - 1. 2238 01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:22,177 Hey, Operator? 2239 01:21:22,176 --> 01:21:24,445 Yeah, there's somebody... 2240 01:21:24,445 --> 01:21:25,546 There's somebody in my house. 2241 01:21:25,546 --> 01:21:27,081 You gotta get... 2242 01:21:28,082 --> 01:21:29,016 Yeah. 2243 01:21:29,016 --> 01:21:31,852 Well, I don't know who she is. 2244 01:21:31,853 --> 01:21:34,522 What do you mean, I sound drunk? 2245 01:21:34,521 --> 01:21:35,356 I'm not drunk. 2246 01:21:35,356 --> 01:21:37,091 You're drunk. 2247 01:21:37,091 --> 01:21:38,259 No, come over. 2248 01:21:39,828 --> 01:21:41,329 What do you look like? 2249 01:21:41,328 --> 01:21:42,796 I've got an intruder in my house. 2250 01:21:42,796 --> 01:21:44,131 You gotta come right... 2251 01:21:44,131 --> 01:21:45,032 You gotta... 2252 01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:45,834 Ow! 2253 01:21:46,701 --> 01:21:48,003 Goodbye. 2254 01:21:48,002 --> 01:21:50,671 What is wrong with you? - So long. 2255 01:21:50,671 --> 01:21:51,639 Yeah, okay. 2256 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,642 Yeah, Operator, I'll hold. 2257 01:22:00,981 --> 01:22:03,117 One minute you want me here, 2258 01:22:03,118 --> 01:22:05,654 the other, you don't. 2259 01:22:05,654 --> 01:22:07,722 Make up your mind already. 2260 01:22:07,721 --> 01:22:11,992 I didn't really call the police on you, you know? 2261 01:22:15,195 --> 01:22:16,797 A writer's right. 2262 01:22:18,265 --> 01:22:19,700 How original. 2263 01:22:19,701 --> 01:22:21,670 What do you want, Blue? 2264 01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:24,172 Howard, why don't you grow a pair? 2265 01:22:24,171 --> 01:22:27,308 Shut the fuck up. 2266 01:22:27,309 --> 01:22:29,678 We both know you do better than that. 2267 01:22:29,677 --> 01:22:31,445 Yeah, if you'd let me write. 2268 01:22:31,445 --> 01:22:32,813 Oh my god! 2269 01:22:33,747 --> 01:22:35,683 It's the "Kim K Clan" show. 2270 01:22:35,684 --> 01:22:37,385 Well, what race are you? 2271 01:22:37,385 --> 01:22:38,620 I'm white, hello? 2272 01:22:38,619 --> 01:22:41,288 Look at all this glitz and glam. 2273 01:22:41,288 --> 01:22:42,890 Hollywood is fascinating. 2274 01:22:42,890 --> 01:22:45,592 Yeah, fascinating bullshit. 2275 01:22:45,592 --> 01:22:47,461 The Kartrashian's. 2276 01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:48,697 Hi, I'm Khloé. 2277 01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:49,998 I have my own line- - Shh. 2278 01:22:49,997 --> 01:22:52,733 I'm a billionaire. - Oh, god. 2279 01:22:52,734 --> 01:22:55,070 Haters are gonna hate, hate, hate. 2280 01:22:55,069 --> 01:22:58,439 You're just jealous, because they got their own show. 2281 01:22:58,439 --> 01:23:01,475 Well, I'd have my own show if I had out to here 2282 01:23:01,475 --> 01:23:03,277 and up to here. 2283 01:23:03,278 --> 01:23:04,512 Down periscope. 2284 01:23:05,713 --> 01:23:08,182 So are you ready to join the clan? 2285 01:23:08,182 --> 01:23:09,016 The what? 2286 01:23:09,016 --> 01:23:09,917 The clan? 2287 01:23:11,219 --> 01:23:12,887 Howard, you're dead. 2288 01:23:14,788 --> 01:23:16,790 Professionally, yeah. 2289 01:23:16,791 --> 01:23:18,626 Well, yeah, that too. 2290 01:23:18,626 --> 01:23:20,161 God. 2291 01:23:20,161 --> 01:23:21,596 Now you're getting it. 2292 01:23:21,595 --> 01:23:22,763 I don't like getting it. 2293 01:23:22,764 --> 01:23:23,698 But you know what? 2294 01:23:23,698 --> 01:23:25,367 I can make this work, I guess. 2295 01:23:26,201 --> 01:23:27,369 So what do I do? 2296 01:23:27,368 --> 01:23:28,602 Do I gotta like marry one of you guys? 2297 01:23:28,603 --> 01:23:29,904 I mean, like not the big foot one, 2298 01:23:29,904 --> 01:23:31,506 but like.. 2299 01:23:31,506 --> 01:23:32,907 You're an idiot. 2300 01:23:32,907 --> 01:23:34,542 I am an idiot. 2301 01:23:36,478 --> 01:23:39,581 Don't worry, Howie, I think that we're gonna be 2302 01:23:39,581 --> 01:23:40,882 the breastess of friends. 2303 01:23:40,881 --> 01:23:42,149 The breastess of friends. 2304 01:23:42,149 --> 01:23:43,083 Yes! 2305 01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:44,718 The breastess is best. 2306 01:23:44,719 --> 01:23:46,221 And you are not a virgin! 2307 01:23:46,220 --> 01:23:47,588 No, Howie. - No! 2308 01:23:47,588 --> 01:23:49,356 Definitely not a virgin. - Howie! 2309 01:23:49,356 --> 01:23:50,524 Howard! 2310 01:23:50,524 --> 01:23:52,526 I'm not Howard! - I'm back. 2311 01:23:52,527 --> 01:23:56,765 You know, I'm gonna leave if you're gonna watch that. 2312 01:23:58,132 --> 01:24:00,401 But you can't leave. 2313 01:24:00,402 --> 01:24:01,669 What are you talking about, Blue? 2314 01:24:11,311 --> 01:24:13,947 So what you're saying is I'm dead? 2315 01:24:13,948 --> 01:24:14,783 Yes. 2316 01:24:15,850 --> 01:24:17,419 Don't you remember? 2317 01:24:19,287 --> 01:24:22,557 You fell and hit your head pretty hard. 2318 01:24:23,490 --> 01:24:24,792 No, wait. 2319 01:24:24,792 --> 01:24:26,960 No, you wouldn't remember. 2320 01:24:26,961 --> 01:24:27,962 You're dead. 2321 01:24:30,564 --> 01:24:32,032 Well, if I'm dead, 2322 01:24:32,033 --> 01:24:36,004 that means my life was a complete and total failure. 2323 01:24:36,837 --> 01:24:37,671 Ow! 2324 01:24:39,506 --> 01:24:42,543 Why would you say something like that? 2325 01:24:42,543 --> 01:24:45,045 Because when I went to CBS, 2326 01:24:45,046 --> 01:24:48,249 I threw my script over the fence, 2327 01:24:48,248 --> 01:24:51,218 and the script came flying back at me, 2328 01:24:51,219 --> 01:24:53,188 and hit me right in the head. 2329 01:24:56,623 --> 01:24:57,624 Fuckin' CBS. 2330 01:24:59,327 --> 01:25:01,996 But then, I went to Paramount, 2331 01:25:01,996 --> 01:25:03,231 and the pitch meeting went great. 2332 01:25:03,230 --> 01:25:04,398 They loved the script. 2333 01:25:04,399 --> 01:25:05,567 Adios, Nazi! 2334 01:25:06,533 --> 01:25:07,568 Out of here! 2335 01:25:07,569 --> 01:25:09,904 And the meeting is Monday. 2336 01:25:12,573 --> 01:25:13,640 Oh, I'm dead. 2337 01:25:14,975 --> 01:25:17,511 But do you hear yourself talking, Howard? 2338 01:25:17,511 --> 01:25:21,048 You had a meeting with CBS and Paramount? 2339 01:25:21,048 --> 01:25:22,249 But let me... 2340 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:24,219 Okay, how many people wanna be writers? 2341 01:25:24,219 --> 01:25:26,754 They like the idea of being writers? 2342 01:25:26,753 --> 01:25:28,255 Ooh, I'm gonna be a writer. 2343 01:25:28,256 --> 01:25:31,926 Oh, I'm gonna get a cabin, and get retreats, and write. 2344 01:25:31,926 --> 01:25:34,395 Life is a real hustle. 2345 01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:37,398 Those people don't even try. 2346 01:25:37,398 --> 01:25:40,568 You did it, and look how far you went? 2347 01:25:43,003 --> 01:25:45,072 Fuck you, studios! 2348 01:25:54,916 --> 01:25:57,919 You're gonna be okay, Howie cakes. 2349 01:25:59,186 --> 01:26:00,787 You're gonna be fine. 2350 01:26:00,787 --> 01:26:03,857 You were happy once, Howard 2351 01:26:03,858 --> 01:26:06,528 Why couldn't you leave it alone? 2352 01:26:08,496 --> 01:26:13,001 You'll never have a son to preserve the Original name. 2353 01:26:13,967 --> 01:26:16,370 Howie, all she needs is love. 2354 01:26:19,073 --> 01:26:21,242 How did this all go wrong? 2355 01:26:24,811 --> 01:26:26,880 Don't let her walk away like that. 2356 01:26:28,515 --> 01:26:30,217 I'm getting out of here. 2357 01:26:30,217 --> 01:26:32,986 I'm getting out of here regardless. 2358 01:26:32,987 --> 01:26:33,821 What? 2359 01:26:40,228 --> 01:26:41,262 Howard, no! 2360 01:26:41,261 --> 01:26:42,095 No! 2361 01:26:42,095 --> 01:26:43,664 What are you doing? 2362 01:27:50,965 --> 01:27:51,799 Howard! 2363 01:28:07,481 --> 01:28:09,583 We what? 2364 01:28:09,583 --> 01:28:12,419 Okay, so I didn't see that coming. 2365 01:28:13,988 --> 01:28:15,390 FML. 2366 01:28:15,390 --> 01:28:17,892 Okay, so Howard is, well, her. 2367 01:28:20,427 --> 01:28:21,261 Oh my god. 2368 01:28:22,162 --> 01:28:23,930 Is he cheating on me? 2369 01:31:52,038 --> 01:31:54,708 Meeting Howard was a very different experience. 2370 01:31:54,708 --> 01:31:57,878 I'm not used to men pushing me away the way he did, 2371 01:31:57,878 --> 01:32:00,614 which is probably why I'm so attracted to him. 2372 01:32:00,614 --> 01:32:03,884 And I can definitely see myself marrying him, 2373 01:32:03,885 --> 01:32:06,087 even though he's white. 2374 01:32:06,087 --> 01:32:09,423 So the only thing I would really say is, 2375 01:32:10,423 --> 01:32:11,892 it's so weird, 2376 01:32:11,893 --> 01:32:15,129 but there's a really strange smell about dead people, 2377 01:32:15,128 --> 01:32:17,464 and he definitely had like a musty, 2378 01:32:17,465 --> 01:32:21,669 like interesting, kinda good smelling thing about him. 2379 01:32:21,668 --> 01:32:23,103 Oh my god! 2380 01:32:23,104 --> 01:32:25,206 That could be a new cologne. 2381 01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:26,841 My goodness. 2382 01:32:26,841 --> 01:32:28,209 I can finally make more money 2383 01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:30,777 than my little sister, Kylie. 2384 01:32:30,778 --> 01:32:32,914 A billionaire at 18? 2385 01:32:32,913 --> 01:32:33,747 My god. 2386 01:32:35,149 --> 01:32:36,651 I'm gonna be... 2387 01:32:36,650 --> 01:32:38,451 I'm going to be a gazillionaire. 2388 01:33:45,086 --> 01:33:46,487 Ma'am, gazillion's not a thing. 2389 01:33:46,487 --> 01:33:47,455 What are you talking about? 2390 01:33:47,454 --> 01:33:48,788 Let's continue this. 2391 01:33:49,823 --> 01:33:50,657 Yes, it is. 2392 01:33:50,658 --> 01:33:53,327 It was in the contract. 2393 01:33:53,327 --> 01:33:57,064 Shoot, you're embarrassing me in front of the camera. 2394 01:34:04,537 --> 01:34:05,639 And she's crying. 2395 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,108 Great. 2396 01:34:07,108 --> 01:34:08,042 I'm gonna record this. 2397 01:34:08,042 --> 01:34:09,944 You're so fucking rude. 2398 01:34:12,246 --> 01:34:13,080 Oh my god. 2399 01:34:14,481 --> 01:34:17,083 10 gazillion likes in five minutes? 146269