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www.titlovi.com
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You must be Consuelito.
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Yes. Excuse me.
Who are you?
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Julieta told me a lot about you.
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I was her boyfriend.
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We are Julieta's best friends.
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Here, ma'am.
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Thank you.
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Her parents want to be alone with Juli
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before the ceremony begins.
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Friends, relatives and ex-boyfriends
are on this side.
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Ex-boyfriends?
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Yes. Come in, please.
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There's coffee and cookies.
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Make yourselves at home.
-Thank you.
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HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE
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She was very beautiful,
wasn't she?
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Yes.
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How did you meet her?
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By chance. It was fate.
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I met her at a wedding.
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We clicked immediately.
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We were inseparable.
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I loved surprising her.
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Okay...
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Why aren't you in any of the photos?
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I like to take photographs.
I'm more of an observer.
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Did she ever mention me?
Mariano.
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No.
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It probably hurt too much
to remember.
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Did you date for a long time?
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More than she ever imagined.
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Okay.
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Life really played
a fucking Ned Stark twist on us.
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I know, it's so unpredictable.
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It takes. It gives.
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It lifts you up.
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It knocks you down.
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And sometimes,
it gives it to you.
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What's wrong with you?
Is that from a song?
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What? You're right.
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Damn Ned Stark.
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I don't understand
why it had to be her.
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Why couldn't it be
one of these losers?
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I don't know. Sit down, baby.
-She was such a good person.
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She was so pretty.
-I know, I'm sorry too.
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Dude.
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Tell her to take it down a notch.
She hardly knew her.
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Come on! This is how they mourn up north.
-You'd think her father was murdered.
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He was murdered.
-What?
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Ten years ago.
-Why did you bring her, then?
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I told her I was coming
and she liked the idea.
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You know her. Could you be more
understanding?
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We're at a funeral, come on.
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Calm down, honey.
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What's going on
between Daniel and Mafer?
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I think Daniel has PMS.
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Don't we have to talk?
-I'm not sure there's anything to talk about.
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What can I do to make things better?
-I don't know. It's not that easy.
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It's not the time.
This is a funeral.
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Well, if our wedding is dead,
we can bury it right now.
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I can't believe you just said that.
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I really can't.
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I couldn't help hearing
the words "death" and "wedding"
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in the same sentence.
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Are you married?
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No, I don't marry liars.
-And I don't marry chicks who play hard to get.
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Let me introduce myself.
I'm Dr. Jose Luis Fonsi.
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I've worked in funeral services
for over 30 years.
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I'm here to bid farewell to the deceased...
and offer you my services.
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Have you considered
a couple's funeral plan?
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No.
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I'd rather die alone.
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Nobody likes to die alone.
-Or angry, right, Dr. Fonsi?
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I have the "even death can't
make you part" package.
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It includes a queen-size coffin
with lumbar support.
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It has very good reviews.
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You know something?
Thank you.
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You simply don't understand
that you don't understand!
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I'll be right back,
thank you. Mafer!
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I'm the kiss thief.
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Consuelo said there were cookies.
Want me to bring you some?
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I can get my own cookies,
thank you, Gonzo.
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Julieta!
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She left us, dude.
She left us!
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You came up to hide too?
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There are too many people downstairs.
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Too many exes, you mean.
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Aren't you some kind of actor?
-I'm an actor and director.
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How did you guys meet Julieta?
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I met her at rehab.
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Julieta went to rehab?
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No, not her.
I was admitted.
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She gave workshops
on spirituality,
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meditation and how to find inner peace.
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Julieta was the most neurotic
and stressed-out person.
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She was a workaholic.
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Addicted to music, maybe.
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Did you ever hear her play the ukulele?
She wrote a song for me.
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Julieta couldn't even play the triangle.
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She loved Christian rock.
-You mean, Balkan techno.
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Julieta hated electronic music.
She said it was for middle-class nerds.
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She would never say something so snobbish.
-Correct.
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She said poor people want to be poor.
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No way! I met her after she played
at a charity concert.
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I had just experienced
the worst date of my life.
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I met her, watched her
drive off on her Vespa.
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Julieta was terrified of motorcycles.
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My driver used to take her
everywhere in my car.
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No way! She said that was
the worst plague in this city.
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When we went to Europe,
we only traveled on the subway.
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She and I used to walk everywhere,
even when we went out for tacos.
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Julieta was a vegetarian.
-What?
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It was great meeting you.
I'm just going to...
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I was looking for you.
I got these for your headache.
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I don't have a headache.
-Are you hungry?
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I can make you a sandwich or...?
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing! Nothing's wrong.
Can't I simply be nice?
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You're not even nice
to your mother.
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Because she's a bitch,
you know that.
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It's unethical for you
to analyze me here.
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Have a seat.
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Excuse me, that's my coffee.
I was sitting here first.
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Your attitude is freaking me out.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
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Come on.
-You're doing it again!
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You've been doing it all day!
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If you keep it up,
everybody will notice something happened.
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See? I knew you had a headache.
-I don't have a headache,
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I took it for the buzz.
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Mafer. Honey.
Pumpkin.
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Sunshine, say something, please.
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You think it's that easy?
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You're making me very nervous.
Talk to me.
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Nervous? With the weatherproof titanium
urn, only the weather gets nervous.
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No, Dr. Fonsi!
We said we don't want anything. Please.
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Bye.
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Excuse me.
-So long.
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Listen, Mafer.
-Hey, doctor. Come back. Just a second.
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Tell me...
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are you married?
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Yes, certainly.
-Thank you. Congratulations!
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Thanks.
-That's great. Great, great. How do you do it?
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Well... it takes continuous work.
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And above all, communication.
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Communication, man!
That's vital, isn't it?
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And don't lie.
I suppose that helps.
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Do you agree with me
that all your hard work
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is to give your family the best?
-Of course.
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In fact, I just found out
I've been hired for two more funerals.
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Thank God.
-That's right.
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There's always a chance
to work new clients.
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What would happen
if you lost your job?
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Mrs. Fonsi would have a bad time.
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I wouldn't let her worry about that.
-Of course.
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Sounds familiar.
I know a very similar case.
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If you prefer a terrarium urn,
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I have a package to transform
your loved one's ashes
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into a prosperous ant farm.
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Do you have a coffin...
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for an individual,
where only one person fits,
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say 5'5" in height and approximately 140,
I mean, 125 pounds?
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Of course.
-Somewhere to be in peace, alone.
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The Wagoneer style.
Made of mahogany, cedar and oak.
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This is gorgeous!
Only one person fits in here.
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Purple.
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Come out,
I'm starting to worry about you.
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Leave me alone.
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I can't stand this.
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I'm so fucking depressed.
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I have a coupon
for The Cheesecake Factory.
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Don't mention food.
I'm gonna puke.
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I'll give you a great massage
with a happy ending.
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Now is not the time
for your depravity, Fish!
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Fish, Fish. What's going on?
We can hear her downstairs.
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I know. I'm sorry, dude.
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Funerals really upset her.
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Why did you bring her, then?
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Julieta was my girlfriend,
and I'm not that upset.
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Sorry, leave her to me.
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I love you, man.
-Me too.
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Darling, come out, please.
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Shut up, fucker!
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Fish.
-Yes?
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Those are her parents.
How can I approach them?
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Just go up and say you're her ex-boyfriend.
With self-confidence.
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Ex-boyfriend number 13.
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Yeah, but you're the most handsome
of them all. Go on.
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Sir, ma'am.
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I'm Sebasti�n.
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Maybe Julieta mentioned me.
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Your daughter and I were dating.
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Another one.
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Excuse me?
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Thank you for coming, Sebasti�n.
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I can't find the words
to describe my feelings for her.
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Julieta...
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Julieta made me a man.
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Thank you.
-Yeah.
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Beto.
-Hello.
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Remember that she'll always be here.
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Thank you.
-Yeah.
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I...
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It's been so long. Sorry to see you
under these circumstances.
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I'm so glad to be here.
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Didn't we get a restraining order
against that guy?
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Yes.
-What's he doing here?
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Okay, so...
-Excuse me.
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You don't know
how I felt about Julieta.
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Julieta changed my life.
She made me... a man.
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Relax.
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Good afternoon,
let us begin the service.
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Let us begin the service.
Let us begin the service.
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Thank you.
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I am... Was, that is...
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Julieta's friend.
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More than friends,
we were like sweethearts.
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Almost sweethearts but different.
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Once she asked me:
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"Mariano, where did you get
those keys?"
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And I laughed
because it wasn't easy for me to get them.
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But that's what love is about.
About going further, even when she says no.
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When I met Julieta, I was
in the middle of a clinical depression.
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I was her Hispanic Arts professor.
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Obviously, it became
her favorite subject.
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At the School of Medicine.
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She stood out
as one of the top of her class.
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She was passionate
about adrenaline and extreme sports.
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And the laziest person I ever met.
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She always woke up after I did.
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One day, we were at the ring,
watching the bullfight, and she said...
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"You murderer!
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How dare you kill
that harmless animal?"
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For her, the true crime
was eating meat.
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Medium rare.
That's how she liked her prime rib.
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They called her "the devourer."
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Once she confessed that...
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She had always felt attracted
to women.
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One thing led to another
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and we started something
that I'd describe as...
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A phase.
A very difficult stage.
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I couldn't have come out of it
without Julieta's help.
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Every day she reminded me
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that our Lord Jesus Christ
can do anything.
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And that I have to devote
my life to him.
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Wrapped in a supermarket bag.
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We did the first ritual with that goat's heart.
-What the...
249
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,900
But we had to get an image of Beelzebub
at a street market.
250
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,994
Blessed be your entrance
to hell, Julieta.
251
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,907
Let's go, Father.
-You're kidding. Sebasti�n?
252
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,706
Is this the wrong funeral?
253
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,460
I told you that the girl was strange.
I told you.
254
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,043
Sebasti�n.
255
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,255
Would you like to say
a few words?
256
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,586
Go on. You knew her better
than anyone.
257
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,135
I have no idea who she was.
258
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,389
Go on.
259
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,772
Okay.
260
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,900
Well...
261
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,695
I didn't know Julieta
as well as you did.
262
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,373
What I liked the most about her
was her authenticity.
263
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,500
Her terrible taste in music.
264
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,384
When I met her,
she couldn't give me her number
265
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,587
because she didn't use a cell phone.
266
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,510
I know, I thought she was crazy too.
267
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,629
As our relationship progressed,
268
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,011
I gave her one so we could stay in touch
and get to know each other better.
269
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,346
What did you say?
270
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,851
I gave her a cell phone
to get to know each other better.
271
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,653
You gave her the phone they found her with?
-What do you mean?
272
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,058
Julieta had technological
deficit disorder!
273
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,477
She couldn't come close
to electronic devices!
274
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,027
You killed her!
-What?
275
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,740
Murderer.
-No, please. It wasn't like that.
276
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,831
She was the love of my life!
-No! She was the love of my life!
277
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,408
God knows
she was the love of my life.
278
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,833
The love of my life!
-No, the love of my life!
279
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,003
You're all full of it.
She was my broad.
280
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,092
Murderer!
-Murderer!
281
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,836
No, wait a minute.
282
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,683
Calm down.
283
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,351
Show Julieta some respect!
284
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,558
I'm sorry, I think you should go.
This is getting out of hand.
285
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,191
Sir, I didn't know
there was such a disorder.
286
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,977
That's all right, Sebasti�n.
Please.
287
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,234
Will you explain why
you've been so creepy all day?
288
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,855
I'm the same as always.
I don't know what you mean.
289
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,783
You know exactly
what I'm talking about. Ever since...
290
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,452
Ever since that time,
you've been acting really weird.
291
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,832
You're the weird one here.
-Shit, what kind of comeback is that?
292
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,621
It's the comeback I came up with.
Leave me alone.
293
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:01,496
Mr. I-Always-Have-A-Funny-Reply,
cat got your tongue?
294
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,706
My tongue is perfect.
Here, I can show you. Okay?
295
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,628
Shit, Gonzalo,
you're not getting anywhere.
296
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,890
You want me prove that I am?
-Stop it, Gonzalo.
297
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,650
Why are you nervous, Fabiana?
-You're the one who's nervous.
298
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,855
It's a huge house.
299
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,490
Stop. It's not gonna happen.
300
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,878
Please, tell me what to do
so you'll forgive me.
301
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,709
I don't know. It's not that easy.
-Something.
302
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,878
Dr. Fonsi.
303
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,046
Get over here.
304
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,383
I'll buy a plan.
305
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,006
I was just telling you
about the VIP package.
306
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,471
Would you like to put your ashes
in a cartridge of gunpowder,
307
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,057
to burst them like firecrackers
over Acapulco Bay?
308
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,893
No, thank you.
I don't own Baby'O.
309
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,611
A client asked us for a replica
of the Las Vegas sphinx.
310
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,690
That's wonderful, perfect!
Whatever it takes.
311
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,569
Are you really buying this?
312
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,823
These are my plans,
you have your own.
313
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,484
You can put your ashes
in a jar of lotion for all I care.
314
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,825
Of course.
The "Thrifty Mom" package.
315
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,500
Mr. Fonsi, give me a minute
with my fianc�e, please?
316
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,579
Ex-fianc�e...
317
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,205
maybe.
318
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,145
Sebas!
319
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,318
Hey.
-Hello.
320
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,439
What are you doing here?
321
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,145
I'm so sorry.
322
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,566
I'm sorry I'm late.
323
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,905
Thank you for coming.
324
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,451
Why are you out here alone?
325
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,913
There was a commotion inside,
and they kicked me out.
326
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,496
Why?
-They blame me for Julieta's death.
327
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,502
What?
328
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,003
It seems she was...
329
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,505
distracted by the cell phone I gave her
and got run over.
330
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,093
I don't know. Maybe it really was my fault.
-How would you know that?
331
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,096
I know, but if she didn't want
a cell phone, I shouldn't have insisted.
332
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:19,969
It's absurd for you
to feel guilty over Julieta's death.
333
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,019
Whatever. Everybody in there
hates me anyway.
334
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,271
What do you care?
335
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,441
You didn't come to make friends.
You came to say goodbye to her.
336
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,777
Hey.
337
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,160
One doesn't die until one is forgotten.
338
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:39,536
Nobody can take away from you
your experience with her.
339
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,669
So, please,
340
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,172
sit up straight...
341
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,585
and say farewell
like you deserve to.
342
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,299
That's all.
-I can't.
343
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,882
Yes, Sebasti�n.
344
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,836
Stand up, come on.
345
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,596
I'll come with you.
346
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,681
Ex...
347
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,894
Maybe it's a sign that...
348
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:07,605
My love. Mafer.
-That this isn't going to work. Right?
349
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,144
I didn't want you to worry.
350
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,363
Worries are shared by couples, Daniel.
351
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:15,032
I didn't want to ask for your help.
Sorry, I'm not perfect.
352
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,712
I know I have a lot of issues
to work on.
353
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,413
But my commitment to you, Mafer,
that's intact.
354
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:25,163
If we're getting married
in order to be together forever,
355
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,244
maybe we don't need
a giant wedding.
356
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,423
But we do need
a giant commitment.
357
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,007
A giant commitment?
358
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,472
You're completely right.
359
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,430
Giant.
360
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,140
Now what?
361
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,509
You are now the proud owners
362
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,557
of an "Even death
can't make you part" package.
363
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,096
It includes a queen-size coffin,
364
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,064
with Swedish back-support
technology,
365
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,807
and a pretty tombstone that says:
366
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,778
"Mar�a Fernanda Azpe
and Daniel Lebrija
367
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,608
loved each other till death.
368
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,453
Even marriage didn't make them part."
369
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,988
Please.
-Sure.
370
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,086
Congratulations.
-Thank you, doctor.
371
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,261
You're very welcome.
I'm at your service.
372
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,550
Transportation expenses
are also covered.
373
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,175
Where is she going
374
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:26,772
So hasty and exhausted?
375
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,401
The swallows are flying away
376
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,480
From here
377
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,488
Please, that's enough.
-Just a little more!
378
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,489
That's enough.
-I'm almost done.
379
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,201
It's okay.
-I'm almost done...
380
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,240
Socorro and Alberto.
381
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,856
I know the last thing you need is
to listen to more of this.
382
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:54,672
Your loss is painful enough.
383
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,052
You don't need all these strangers
384
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,392
coming and telling you
who your daughter truly was.
385
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,771
I know nobody is to blame for her death.
386
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:11,015
It's important for you to know
that we're here because we're all in pain.
387
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,935
Sometimes life is a bitch.
388
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,695
It takes from us the people
we love the most.
389
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:26,240
But even so, let me tell you this.
390
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,957
One never dies until one is forgotten.
391
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:39,009
I assure you that nobody here
will ever forget Julieta.
392
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:45,721
We can argue all day long
over who knew her the best.
393
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,523
But that's not the point.
394
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,021
The point is...
395
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:58,692
that Julieta was too complex
for all of us.
396
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,990
Which version of her we knew...
397
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,905
which was the best...
398
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,868
that doesn't matter.
399
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,577
What you have to know is...
400
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,297
that in each one of those versions...
401
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,297
Julieta was a good person.
402
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,348
The best I ever met.
403
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:32,726
And, you know, it's a bit unfair.
404
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,943
Because she came to rescue us.
405
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,607
Don't you find it peculiar...
406
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,448
that we all met her
407
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,160
at the most difficult times
of our lives?
408
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,499
We were so scared
of being alone...
409
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:57,746
that we gave her this huge load.
410
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,092
She accepted it
without asking for anything in return.
411
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,094
That was your daughter.
412
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,218
She taught me
413
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,965
that life isn't only to survive it.
414
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:19,189
It's to live it, to enjoy it.
415
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:26,654
I'll keep the version
of Julieta that I knew
416
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,078
because it's the one
that brought out the best in me.
417
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:36,923
Just like I'm sure that each version
brought out the best in all of you.
418
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:54,314
I only hope
that even for just one second...
419
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,771
we may have made her
as happy as she made us.
420
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,570
Julieta!
421
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,950
That's all I wanted to say.
422
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:13,994
Where was this performance
in Dumped?
423
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,463
Great job, bro.
424
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:18,750
Fucking awesome!
425
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,135
Thank you! Thank you so much!
426
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:35,931
You wish, Gonzalo. You wish!
427
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,107
What are you doing?
428
00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,572
Nothing. Spooning.
429
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,451
Gross.
430
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,166
We're not a couple, you know.
431
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:05,672
We're obviously not a couple.
432
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:12,181
Why the look?
-I'm looking at you the same as always.
433
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:15,136
We're fuck buddies.
434
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,270
Fuck buddies.
435
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,105
I'm begging you.
-No, no, no.
436
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,486
Please stop crying.
-You have to ask me nicely.
437
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,955
Thank you, Sebasti�n.
438
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,414
I was deeply moved
by your speech.
439
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:50,381
I think you are the only one here
that really knew Julieta.
440
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,640
Thank you.
-Thank you.
441
00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:58,807
I'm sorry.
442
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,076
Stop it!
443
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,042
Okay.
444
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:24,042
Why couldn't you be quiet?
445
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,994
Quit bothering me.
446
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,494
This is not even your family!
447
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,006
You'll be fine, Sebas.
We're with you.
448
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,126
Yes.
-Yeah, you're not alone.
449
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,721
Thank you.
450
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,392
Why do you always have
to get all the attention?
451
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:39,641
What are you doing now?
452
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,483
You are driving me crazy!
-Stop it!
453
00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:43,353
Be quiet!
454
00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:46,107
I don't know, man.
455
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,152
I don't know. Well, life...
456
00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:54,950
Life goes on.
457
00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,947
I'm going to concentrate on work.
458
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:02,369
All I know for sure is that...
459
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:08,248
I want to be alone. You know?
-Yeah, man.
460
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,881
For a long time.
461
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,057
Shall we?
-Let's go.
462
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:43,332
HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE
463
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,786
Melodi, this isn't working.
464
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,042
Fish...
465
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,285
I missed my period, dude.
466
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,550
That's harsh, man.
467
00:27:58,550 --> 00:28:02,550
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