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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,267 --> 00:00:21,767 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, PETER? 2 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,270 - I CAN'T SLEEP. I'M HAVING PALPITATIONS. 3 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,230 - SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 4 00:00:26,267 --> 00:00:29,267 WHEN YOU WATCH GREY'S ANATOMY BEFORE YOU GO TO BED. 5 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:34,930 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DISEASE DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE NOW? 6 00:00:34,967 --> 00:00:36,097 - I FEEL NAUSEOUS. 7 00:00:36,133 --> 00:00:38,203 - WELL, DO YOU WANT YOUR SIMETHICONE, 8 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:40,873 YOUR IBUPROFEN, OR YOUR ACETAMINOPHEN? 9 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:41,930 - UH. 10 00:00:41,967 --> 00:00:44,297 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA HELP. 11 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,603 - WELL, SWEETIE, IS IT BECAUSE 12 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:48,633 YOU HAVEN'T SOLD A HOUSE IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS? 13 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:52,167 BECAUSE THE ENTIRE REAL ESTATE MARKET HAS BOTTOMED OUT. 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,670 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 15 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:56,500 - YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, RIGHT? 16 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:58,903 - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR? 17 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,673 WHO IS SHE? 18 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:01,670 - NO! FRAN, NO. 19 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,830 I'M NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR. 20 00:01:02,867 --> 00:01:05,197 THERE IS NO OTHER WOMAN IN MY LIFE BUT YOU. 21 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,073 - OH, THANK GOD. MWAH! 22 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:12,073 AHH. 23 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:17,073 - IT'S JUST THAT I THINK I'M GAY. 24 00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:28,273 - WHAT? 25 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:30,370 - I'M GAY. 26 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,130 - WHAT? 27 00:01:33,167 --> 00:01:35,627 - I'VE BEEN FEELING THIS FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, 28 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:36,697 BUT I'VE BEEN SUPPRESSING IT-- 29 00:01:36,733 --> 00:01:38,073 - WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE! 30 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:40,667 STOP EVERYTHING! NOBODY TALK! 31 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,233 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME? 32 00:01:44,267 --> 00:01:48,067 - FRAN, I'M GAY. 33 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:50,827 - BUT WE JUST HAD SEX DURING LENO! 34 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:52,667 HOW GAY CAN YOU BE? 35 00:01:56,067 --> 00:02:01,327 - * SHE WAS CERTAIN THAT HE WAS HER ONE AND ONLY * 36 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:06,497 * BUT THEIR UNION ALWAYS SEEMED A LITTLE FORCED * 37 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:09,533 * SHE GOT MARRIED ANYWAY 38 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:11,497 * TURNS OUT THAT HE WAS GAY 39 00:02:11,533 --> 00:02:12,833 * THEY'RE STILL IN LOVE 40 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,697 * BUT NOW SHE'S HAPPILY DIVORCED * 41 00:02:17,733 --> 00:02:19,173 - OH, MY GOD. 42 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,500 OH, MY GOD. I NEED A DRINK. 43 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:22,703 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 44 00:02:22,733 --> 00:02:24,333 WE HAVE VODKA, SCOTCH, TEQUILA. 45 00:02:24,367 --> 00:02:26,497 - GOOD. 46 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:29,733 IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING'S GOING IN SLOW MOTION. 47 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:32,427 - SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 48 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:35,767 - HOW ABOUT "APRIL FOOL'S"? 49 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,070 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD 50 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:39,567 THAT FOR OUR WEDDING, 51 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,970 YOU WANTED A CASSIS SORBET INTERMEZZO. 52 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:45,827 - WHY? IT WAS A LOVELY PALATE CLEANSER. 53 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:47,967 IT MATCHED THE ROSES. 54 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:51,367 - OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS SO GAY. 55 00:02:52,633 --> 00:02:54,973 - LOOK, FRAN I NEVER FAKED LOVING YOU. 56 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,367 I LOVED YOU THEN, I LOVE YOU NOW. 57 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,870 I LOVE OUR LIFE TOGETHER. 58 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,270 THAT'S WHY IT'S TAKEN ME SO LONG 59 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,130 TO FACE THE TRUTH ABOUT MYSELF. 60 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:02,827 - HAVE YOU MET A MAN? 61 00:03:02,867 --> 00:03:04,367 - WHERE, IN THE HALLWAY? 62 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,170 I JUST CAME OUT IN THE BEDROOM. 63 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,930 - ALL RIGHT, SO WAIT A MINUTE HERE. 64 00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:10,627 BEFORE YOU JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF, 65 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:13,697 HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T SOME MIDLIFE CRISIS THING? 66 00:03:13,733 --> 00:03:16,473 I MEAN, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN WITH A MAN. 67 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,730 TRUST ME. IT'S NOT THAT GREAT. 68 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:28,603 - HONEY, DO YOU THINK NOW'S A GOOD TIME 69 00:03:28,633 --> 00:03:30,733 TO TALK ABOUT HOW WE'RE GOING TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE? 70 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:33,397 - OH, MY GOD. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE. 71 00:03:33,433 --> 00:03:34,433 MY PARENTS! 72 00:03:34,467 --> 00:03:37,227 OH! MY MOTHER IS GONNA BE DEVASTATED. 73 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:39,767 - WE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS GAY. 74 00:03:41,233 --> 00:03:43,233 - HE HAD BEAUTIFUL CUTICLES. 75 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:45,367 - YOU KNEW HE WAS GAY, 76 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,800 AND YOU NEVER BOTHERED TO MENTION IT TO ME? 77 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:50,103 both: WE THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 78 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:54,473 - WHY WOULD I MARRY A GAY MAN? 79 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:58,597 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 80 00:03:58,633 --> 00:04:00,203 TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 81 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:01,733 - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 82 00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:03,467 YOU GO TO A LINGERIE STORE, 83 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:07,530 YOU BUY SOMETHING VERY SEXY THAT'LL TURN HIM ON. 84 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,427 - LIKE WHAT, A JOCKSTRAP? 85 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:13,867 - BY THE WAY, DARLING, 86 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,630 WE'RE GETTING TICKETS FOR WEST SIDE STORY. 87 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:19,827 DO YOU AND PETER WANT TO GO? 88 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:22,867 - ARE YOU INSANE? 89 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,330 MY HUSBAND IS GAY! 90 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:26,897 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET A DIVORCE! 91 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:31,603 - SWEETHEART, DON'T THROW AWAY A GOOD MARRIAGE OVER NOTHING. 92 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,967 - HOLA, MR. PETER. - OH, HEY, CESAR. 93 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:41,797 - I FINISHED DELIVERING THE FLOWERS FOR MRS. FRAN, 94 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,103 SO I LOCKED UP THE GARAGE. 95 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:45,473 AND I KNOW THAT YOU TWO HAD A BIG FIGHT, 96 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,070 SO I MADE THESE FOR YOU TO GIVE TO HER. 97 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:50,397 - OH, THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL. 98 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:52,703 - AND REMEMBER, NO MATTER WHAT YOU FIGHT ABOUT, 99 00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:57,503 THERE IS NOTHING THAT A BEAUTIFUL BOUQUET CANNOT FIX. 100 00:04:57,533 --> 00:05:00,073 - I TOLD HER I WAS GAY. 101 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,097 - OH. 102 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,773 WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOUQUET. 103 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,733 - OKAY, WE HAVE GOT 104 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,227 A LOT OF IMPORTANT THINGS TO DISCUSS. 105 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,827 NUMBER ONE: WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 106 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:15,567 WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU STILL GAY? 107 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,130 - YEAH. - NUMBER TWO: 108 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,827 WE'RE GONNA SPLIT EVERYTHING 50-50. 109 00:05:18,867 --> 00:05:21,067 AND I'VE BEEN THINKING. 110 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,470 WITH ALL THE IMPROVEMENTS THAT WE MADE ON THE HOUSE-- 111 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,670 THE CONVERTED GARAGE, 112 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,630 THE CENTRAL AIR CONDITIONING, 113 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:28,497 THE VENETIAN FOUNTAIN WITH THE TWO CHERUBS 114 00:05:28,533 --> 00:05:29,933 THAT YOU WANTED... 115 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:33,503 I'M THINKING THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE 116 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,073 TO TURN A PRETTY NICE PROFIT. 117 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:38,397 - ABSOLUTELY, IF THIS WERE 1993. 118 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:40,573 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 119 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,100 - FRAN, THIS HOUSE IS UPSIDE DOWN IN VALUE. 120 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:46,473 WE OWE MORE THAN IT'S WORTH. 121 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,870 - HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING? 122 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:52,070 I DID EVERYTHING THAT SUZE ORMAN TOLD ME TO! 123 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,130 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BORROW AGAINST YOUR HOUSE 124 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:55,667 TO OPEN A FLOWER BUSINESS IN THE GARAGE 125 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:56,800 DURING A RECESSION, 126 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:58,633 BUT MAYBE YOU MISSED THAT EPISODE. 127 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:02,667 - WELL, I GUESS SOMEBODY DELETED IT TO MAKE ROOM FOR GLEE. 128 00:06:03,933 --> 00:06:08,073 - FRAN, I CAUSED ALL OF THIS. 129 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,330 I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO MOVE. 130 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:12,427 - OKAY. 131 00:06:12,467 --> 00:06:14,297 THAT'S VERY DECENT OF YOU. 132 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,333 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 133 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:17,627 - I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 134 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:19,527 YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONE THAT FOUND THIS HOUSE. 135 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,867 YOU WANTED TO MOVE TO WEST HOLLYWOOD. 136 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,630 MY BUSINESS IS IN THE GARAGE, 137 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:27,527 AND ALL OF MY STATIONERY HAS THIS ADDRESS ON IT. 138 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:29,067 I JUST REDID MY CLOSETS. 139 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:30,497 WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 140 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:31,833 - I'M MOVING INTO THE DEN. 141 00:06:31,867 --> 00:06:33,097 - YOU'RE MOVING INTO THE WHAT? 142 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:35,273 - THE DEN. - ARE YOU CRAZY? 143 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,170 WE'RE NOT GONNA STILL LIVE TOGETHER! 144 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,800 YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN PLACE! 145 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,273 - FRAN, I CAN'T AFFORD IT. 146 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,570 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND THAT WE BOTH HAVE TO GET ON WITH OUR LIVES, 147 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,870 BUT WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO? 148 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,470 - YOU'RE GAY! GO TO THE Y.M.C.A.! 149 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,767 - FRANNIE, THERE YOU ARE! 150 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,830 - OH, JUDI-BOOTY! MWAH! MWAH! 151 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:02,827 OH, GOING TO A CONCERT WAS SUCH A GREAT IDEA. 152 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:04,567 - OH, YES, WE HAD TO HAVE A GIRL'S NIGHT OUT 153 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,930 SINCE YOU AND PETER SIGNED THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 154 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:09,127 SO, HOW'S IT FEEL? 155 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,627 IT'S GOTTA BE QUITE A CHANGE, HUH? 156 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,227 - YOU KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, JUDI. 157 00:07:12,267 --> 00:07:14,497 IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS, AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 158 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:16,703 IT'S LIKE NOTHING HAS CHANGED, 159 00:07:16,733 --> 00:07:18,673 EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, WHAT DID. 160 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:20,270 - YEAH. 161 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,700 - I PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING, 162 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,203 HE PICKS OUT MY CLOTHES. 163 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,370 I BLOW THE LEAVES, HE BLOWS MY HAIR. 164 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,530 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE WE'RE STILL MARRIED. 165 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:30,627 - OH. 166 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:31,967 - OH, WAIT A MINUTE HERE. 167 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:33,427 THAT'S PETER. 168 00:07:33,467 --> 00:07:35,297 WHAT? 169 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:39,073 YOUR CORTISONE CREAM IS BEHIND YOUR PROPECIA. 170 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:40,327 DID YOU EVER? 171 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:43,973 - I'M SORRY, MR. PETER! 172 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:45,067 I LOOKED THROUGH ALL THE DRAWERS, 173 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,570 AND I STILL CANNOT FIND YOUR CREAMS! 174 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,930 I HAVE TO GO HOME. 175 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:50,497 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, CESAR. I FOUND 'EM. 176 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:51,933 - OH. 177 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:53,567 OH, I SEE YOU GO TO THE GYM A LOT NOW. 178 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,070 IS THAT 'CAUSE YOU'RE AC/DC? 179 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,330 - JUST DC. 180 00:07:58,367 --> 00:08:00,897 - WHY DID YOU TAKE ALL THE HAIR OFF YOUR CHEST? 181 00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:02,303 - CESAR! 182 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:03,733 - OKAY. 183 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:06,397 JUST KNOW THAT ME AND MY WIFE STILL LOVE YOU, MR. PETER. 184 00:08:06,433 --> 00:08:07,573 - THANK YOU. 185 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,400 - AND SOMEDAY, YOU WILL FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. 186 00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:13,573 I HAVE A COUSIN IN GUADALAJARA, JUAN PABLO. 187 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,670 - THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU, CESAR, 188 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,770 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I CAN FIND MY--OLE! 189 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,670 TELL HIM TO FACEBOOK ME. 190 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,870 - YEAH. 191 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:29,497 - OH, JUDI, MY JEANS ARE SO TIGHT. 192 00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:31,703 I CAN'T STOP EATING. 193 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:33,803 I THINK I'M FRUSTRATED BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD SEX 194 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,873 SINCE PETER DROPPED THE BOMB. 195 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:37,470 - PLEASE! 196 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,470 IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR FOR ME. 197 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:41,870 I DEVELOPED CARPAL TUNNEL. 198 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,700 OH, DON'T LOOK NOW, 199 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,833 BUT THE GUY OVER THERE IS CHECKING YOU OUT. 200 00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:49,867 GO SLOW, GO SLOW. 201 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:50,900 - ALL RIGHT. 202 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,073 HE'S GAY. 203 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,570 - HE'S NOT GAY. 204 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,200 - JUDI, HE'S SITTING NEXT TO A GUY 205 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:01,073 WITH BIGGER BOOBS THAN YOURS. 206 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,133 - FRAN, NOT EVERY GUY YOU MEET IS GONNA BE GAY. 207 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,197 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 208 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:07,503 - RIGHT? - YOU'RE RIGHT. 209 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:08,633 I'LL FIND OUT. 210 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,727 - AH-AH-AH-AH! WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO? 211 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,627 - RELAX. I MAY BE A LITTLE RUSTY, 212 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:14,767 BUT I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN HOW TO TALK TO A MAN. 213 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,300 - ALL RIGHT. - HI. 214 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,833 - HI. - ARE YOU GAY? 215 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,730 WHAT? NO! 216 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,727 WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? 217 00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:24,127 WHAT IS IT, THE LEATHER? 218 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,927 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE. 219 00:09:25,967 --> 00:09:28,567 - I'M SORRY. I'M A LITTLE HYPERSENSITIVE. 220 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,800 MY EX-HUSBAND CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET 221 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:34,603 AFTER 18 YEARS OF MARRIAGE. 222 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:36,273 - WOW. - WHO'S HE? 223 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,270 - I DON'T KNOW. 224 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,330 - CONTINUE. 225 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:41,527 - I DON'T MIND IF I DO. 226 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:43,127 MY NAME'S ELLIOTT. 227 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,697 - OH, HI, ELLIOTT, I'M FRAN. 228 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:46,273 - HI. 229 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,070 - SO YOU LIKE THIS BAND, HUH? 230 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,470 - YEAH, I PRODUCE THEM. 231 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:53,070 - WOW, YOU'RE A MUSIC PRODUCER. 232 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,767 ANY OTHER BANDS I MIGHT KNOW? 233 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,100 - COLDPLAY? 234 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:58,973 - I LOVE GWYNETH PALTROW. 235 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,433 SO, ELLIOTT... 236 00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:03,427 - HMM? 237 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:04,727 - YOU KNOW I'M DIVORCED. 238 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,197 WHAT'S YOUR STORY? 239 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,873 - I'M DIVORCED, TOO. 240 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,200 - REALLY? 241 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,603 - EXCUSE ME. 242 00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,933 - OH, JUDI, THIS GUY IS SO CUTE, 243 00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:14,327 AND HE SEEMS TO LIKE ME. 244 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:16,627 COULD THIS NIGHT GET ANY BETTER? 245 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,197 - FRAN, I GOTTA GET BACKSTAGE. 246 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:20,673 YOU THINK I COULD GET YOUR NUMBER? 247 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,670 - BETTER. 248 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,600 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, JUDI. 249 00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:31,133 I MEAN, IS THIS TOO MUCH CLEAVAGE? 250 00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:33,727 WHAT AM I TRYING TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE? 251 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,367 - THAT YOU WANT A SECOND. 252 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,573 SO, ARE YOU PREPARED FOR TONIGHT, 253 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,900 YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE? 254 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,903 - OH, I FORGOT TO GO TO THE DRUGSTORE! 255 00:10:44,933 --> 00:10:46,133 LET ME SEE. 256 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,797 OH, I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY. 257 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,973 I GOT ROLAIDS. 258 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,700 - AW! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OUT! 259 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:55,233 - THANK YOU. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 260 00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:56,597 - HAVE FUN, GIRL. 261 00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:59,673 I'M GONNA GO HOME AND... 262 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,230 THAT'S IT. I'M JUST GOING HOME. 263 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,630 - HEY. YOU LOOK GREAT. 264 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:06,867 - OH, THANKS. 265 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,070 YOU LOOK, UH... 266 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,367 ARE YOU WEARING BLUE CONTACTS? 267 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,570 - UH, NO. 268 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,670 THEY'RE CALLED ENHANCERS. 269 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,270 I SAW THEM IN VOGUE L'UOMO. 270 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,530 DON'T THEY LOOK NATURAL? 271 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:22,200 - HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW? 272 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:23,433 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO. 273 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:24,627 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 274 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,127 - OH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 275 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:28,767 IT'S SOUND OF MUSIC SING-ALONG NIGHT AT THE BOWL. 276 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,070 YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR. 277 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,527 IT WAS A NIGHTMARE WITH THE PARKING. 278 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:34,567 EVERY NUT AND LUNATIC SHOWS UP AT THIS THING. 279 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,130 - THAT'S TONIGHT? 280 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:40,427 - YEAH. 281 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,097 SO GO GET YOUR NUN'S HABIT AND LET'S GO. 282 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,073 - OH, NO, I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 283 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,867 I CAN'T GO. I'VE GOT A DATE. 284 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,070 - A WHAT? - A DATE. 285 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,567 I MET THIS GUY THE OTHER NIGHT 286 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,270 WHEN JUDI AND I WENT TO A CONCERT. 287 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,470 - A DATE? 288 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,600 - YES. 289 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:57,467 OH, WHAT'S WITH THE SAD, FAKE EYES, PETER? 290 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,097 DON'T DO THIS TO ME. 291 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,103 - DO WHAT? 292 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,373 - YOU CANNOT BE JEALOUS AND GAY. 293 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,827 - WHY NOT? I CAN MULTITASK. 294 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,767 - YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE JUDI? 295 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,330 SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT. GO WITH HER. 296 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,397 - OH, I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH JUDI. 297 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:18,233 JUDI CAN'T YODEL. 298 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:20,527 - WELL, THEN GO BY YOURSELF. 299 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:23,067 YOU GOTTA BE LESS DEPENDENT ON ME ANYWAY. 300 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,500 COME ON. 301 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:26,633 SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, 302 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:30,067 NOW GET THE... HELLO, ELLIOTT. 303 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,097 - HI. 304 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:33,203 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 305 00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:34,903 COME ON IN. - GREAT. 306 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,473 - HOW YOU DOIN'? - GOOD. 307 00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:39,433 - UH, PETER, THIS IS ELLIOTT. 308 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,697 ELLIOTT, THIS IS PETER. 309 00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:41,733 - HOW YOU DOIN', MAN? 310 00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,297 DOIN' GOOD, MAN. 311 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,173 - PETER WAS JUST LEAVING 312 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,500 TO GO TO THE SOUND OF MUSIC SING-ALONG. 313 00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:52,703 - OH. OHH... 314 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:54,603 YOU MUST BE THE EX-HUSBAND. 315 00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:55,803 - GUILTY. 316 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,473 WHAT DO YOU RIDE? 317 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,530 - DUCATI MONSTER. 318 00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,067 - NICE MACHINE. 319 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,567 WILL YOU EXCUSE US? 320 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,830 I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF YOU ON A MOTORCYCLE. 321 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,697 YOU FELL OF A STATIONARY BIKE AT EQUINOX. 322 00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:09,273 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY MOTORCYCLES? 323 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,800 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY THEIR EX-WIVES? 324 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,167 COME ON. GOOD-BYE. 325 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,530 - TO NEW BEGINNINGS. 326 00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,197 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO ADMIT, 327 00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:32,633 I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS. 328 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,797 BUT I THINK IT'S GOING RATHER WELL, DON'T YOU? 329 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:36,933 - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 330 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,467 - 30 TO 40. 331 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,400 I MEANT ABOUT PETER. 332 00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:42,633 I MEAN, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY, 333 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,967 BUT HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE KNOWN? 334 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,267 - LOVE IS BLIND. 335 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,330 REALLY, REALLY BLIND. 336 00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:52,797 - WELL, I GOTTA GIVE YOU A LOT OF CREDIT. 337 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,273 YOU KNOW, IF MY EX-WIFE HAD TOLD ME 338 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,830 SHE WAS ATTRACTED TO OTHER WOMEN, WELL... 339 00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,667 THAT WOULD HAVE PROBABLY TURNED ME ON. 340 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,703 - BAD EXAMPLE. 341 00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:05,133 - WHAT DID BREAK YOU AND YOUR EX UP? 342 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,367 - WE GOT MARRIED YOUNG, OUTGREW EACH OTHER. 343 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,800 WE PARTED AMICABLY 344 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,303 AND, THANKS TO THE COMMUNITY PROPERTY, 345 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,733 SPLIT EVERYTHING 90-10. 346 00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:17,827 DIVORCE, IT'S THE NEW MARRIAGE. 347 00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:20,127 SO, LET'S SEE, WHAT SHOULD WE GET? 348 00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,667 EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD. 349 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:24,730 OH. 350 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,727 OH, NO. 351 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:30,267 OOH, I SEE THAT THEY HAVE CRAB CAKES HERE, MM-HMM. 352 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,700 YES, SALMON. 353 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:34,073 TAKE ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS, 354 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,670 OPEN SEVEN... 355 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,067 I LIKE DATING. 356 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,327 GOOD EVENING. 357 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,897 THE CHEF HAS SENT OVER AND AMUSE BOUCHE. 358 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,833 CAN I BRING YOU SOMETHING ELSE? 359 00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:53,197 UH, WATER, BREAD... 360 00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:55,133 A ROOM? 361 00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,073 - THANK YOU. 362 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,470 - THANKS. - MMM. 363 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,630 - AH, NO, NO, NOT FOR ME. 364 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,267 IT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH GOING ON THERE. 365 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,800 I LIKE SINGLE-INGREDIENT FOODS. 366 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,173 - OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE GUACAMOLE 367 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,770 WITH SOME BLACK OLIVE ON TOP. 368 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,900 - REALLY? OKAY. 369 00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:11,603 AH. 370 00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:16,067 - MMM! THAT'S NOT BAD. - TASTY. 371 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,697 - YEAH. UM... 372 00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:18,733 WHERE WERE WE? 373 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:19,727 - WE WERE DATING. 374 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,430 UM, ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS AN OLIVE? 375 00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:27,067 - OLIVE, TRUFFLE, WHAT'S THE DIFF, SEXY? 376 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,800 - I'M JUST REALLY ALLERGIC TO TRUFFLES. 377 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:31,773 - OH, I'M SORRY. DO YOU WANT AN ANTIHISTAMINE? 378 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,070 - YEAH. - I HAVE ONE IN MY PURSE. 379 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,400 - YEAH, I'M CLOSIN' UP. 380 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,773 - YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF THINGS 381 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,770 THAT I HAVE IN MY PURSE, BUT MEANWHILE-- 382 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,770 YOU SEE THIS HAMMER? IT BREAKS GLASS. 383 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,330 IF WE RIDE OFF A BRIDGE, WE WON'T DROWN. 384 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,427 - HURRY UP! 385 00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:44,427 - OKAY, OKAY. 386 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,267 OH, HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS. 387 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,430 AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW IT'S THE QUICK-DISSOLVE KIND. 388 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:50,567 OPEN IT! 389 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,770 - OH, THIS IS WEIRD PACKAGING. 390 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,670 IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY PERFORATION MARKS. 391 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,330 IT HAS A PICTURE OF TINY SCISSORS, 392 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:57,197 BUT WHO CARRIES SCISSORS IN THEIR PURSE? 393 00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:00,273 I DO! I DO! - AAH! AAH! 394 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,330 - OKAY, I'M VERY GOOD IN AN EMERGENCY. 395 00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:03,827 OH! 396 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:06,097 - DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO YOUR HUSBAND? 397 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,303 - YES, HE TURNED GAY, 398 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,333 BUT I THINK I JUST KILLED MY DATE! 399 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:18,367 - BUENOS DIAS, MR. PETER. - HEY. 400 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,800 - MY COUSIN JUAN PABLO CHECKED YOU OUT ON THE FACEBOOK. 401 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,433 - OH, REALLY? I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM. 402 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,567 - OH. 403 00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:28,873 WELL, HERE'S YOUR SKINNY MAN LATTE. 404 00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:34,727 - OH, WHAT A NIGHT. 405 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:35,867 - WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 406 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,730 - I ALMOST KILLED MY DATE. 407 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,367 - YOU DIDN'T SING, DID YOU? 408 00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,533 - THIS IS SERIOUS. 409 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,067 I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 410 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,097 ELLIOTT ATE A TRUFFLE, 411 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,833 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT HE'S DEATHLY ALLERGIC. 412 00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:51,897 - SO HOW'S THAT YOUR FAULT? 413 00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:53,303 - WELL, I MIGHT HAVE TOLD HIM 414 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,073 IT WAS A BLACK OLIVE AND MADE HIM EAT IT, 415 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:58,097 BUT THAT WOULDN'T HOLD UP IN COURT, WOULD IT? 416 00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:00,873 - WELL, LOOK, DID HE SAY HE WAS ALLERGIC TO TRUFFLES? 417 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:01,970 DID HE HAVE A BRACELET 418 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,297 THAT SAID HE WAS ALLERGIC TO TRUFFLES? 419 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,633 - NO, HE DID NOT. 420 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:05,667 - THEN HE DOESN'T HAVE A CASE. 421 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,070 - HE DOESN'T HAVE A CASE. 422 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,230 - HE DOESN'T HAVE A CASE. 423 00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:09,567 LOOK, IF I WERE SO ALLERGIC TO TRUFFLES 424 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,600 AND I SAW A LITTLE BLACK THINGS SPRINKLED ON MY FOOD, 425 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:12,933 I'D TELL THE SERVER. 426 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,297 - YOU'D INQUIRE. 427 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,973 - I'D ASK. I'D SAY, "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" 428 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,097 THIS GUY WAS CARELESS. 429 00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,403 - OH, SO CARELESS! 430 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:20,403 HOGGIN' DOWN TRUFFLES WILLY-NILLY 431 00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:21,773 LIKE IT'S HIS LAST MEAL! 432 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,230 - I MEAN, COME ON! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 433 00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:25,467 - WHAT A DOPE! 434 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,570 WHO IS IT? 435 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,900 - IT'S ELLIOTT! 436 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:31,073 - OOH. GET THE LAWYER'S NUMBER JUST IN CASE. 437 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,773 ELLIOTT, HI. 438 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,300 - I'M SO SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 439 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,503 YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO TELL YOU, 440 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,473 BUT IT WAS HARD WITH THE TUBE DOWN MY THROAT. 441 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,070 - OHH...ELLIOTT, 442 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:46,067 I'M THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING. 443 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,100 - WHY, WHAT DID YOU DO? 444 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,703 - NOTHING. 445 00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:50,073 COME ON IN. 446 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,930 - OH, HEY, PETER, YOU'RE HERE. 447 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:54,097 AGAIN. 448 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,173 - OH, UH, SORRY. I WAS JUST LEAVING. 449 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,600 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME ON MY ACCOUNT. 450 00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,073 - OH, IT'S NOT FAR. 451 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:01,067 I'LL BE IN MY ROOM. 452 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,327 - YOUR ROOM? WAIT A SECOND. 453 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,497 WHAT? YOU-- YOU TWO STILL LIVE TOGETHER? 454 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,403 - OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT? 455 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,573 WELL, ANYWAY, MOVIN' ON, MOVIN' ON. 456 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,970 WHAT'S IN THE GOLD BOX? 457 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,067 - I BROUGHT YOU TRUFFLES, THE CHOCOLATE KIND. 458 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,067 - I GET IT, 'CAUSE YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM AT THE-- 459 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,530 - HE DOESN'T REMEMBER. 460 00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:19,927 OH, WHO IS IT? 461 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,467 - MOM AND DAD! - MOM AND DAD! 462 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,330 - I LOVE HER VOICE. 463 00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,727 - GIVE IT TIME. 464 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,133 - AH! - HI, MOM AND DAD. 465 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:32,497 MWAH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 466 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:33,703 - WE BROUGHT LUNCH. 467 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:34,973 - WHO INVITED YOU TO LUNCH? 468 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,827 - PETER! - PETER! 469 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,467 THERE'S MY BOY. 470 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,400 I BROUGHT YOU SOME GORGEOUS SHEETS 471 00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:41,803 FOR YOUR SOFA BED 472 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,573 IN CASE YOU ENTERTAIN A MAN FRIEND AND... 473 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,670 IT LOOKS LIKE I'M HERE JUST IN TIME. 474 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,470 WHAT A GORGEOUS COUPLE YOU TWO MAKE. 475 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,370 YOU LOOK PERFECT TOGETHER. 476 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,400 - MA...ELLIOTT'S NOT FOR PETER. 477 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,233 HE'S FOR ME. 478 00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:01,267 - WHAT A GORGEOUS COUPLE YOU MAKE. 479 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,430 YOU LOOK PERFECT TOGETHER. 480 00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:07,633 - SO, ELLIOTT, TELL ME, YOU FOLLOW THE LAKERS? 481 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:08,627 - WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? 482 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,127 COURTSIDE SEATS. 483 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,627 - WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. 484 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,800 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM? 485 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,903 - FRAN, IF YOU LIKE HIM, I LIKE HIM. 486 00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:20,373 I'M SORRY I OVERREACTED LAST NIGHT. 487 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,730 YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO DATE WHOEVER YOU WANT. 488 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:25,097 I JUST NEVER PICTURED YOU WITH ANOTHER GUY. 489 00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:26,973 - WELL, DITTO. 490 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,597 - HEY...MAYBE WE CAN GO ON A DOUBLE DATE. 491 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:32,933 - REALLY? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 492 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,227 - WELL, I TOOK YOUR ADVICE. 493 00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:37,127 I WENT TO THE SING-ALONG BY MYSELF LAST NIGHT. 494 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:38,127 - GOOD FOR YOU. 495 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,597 - GOT MY FIRST PHONE NUMBER. 496 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:40,733 - WOW. 497 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:43,067 OH, THERE'S ONLY NINE DIGITS HERE. 498 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,597 - YOU DON'T THINK HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE, DO YOU? 499 00:19:48,633 --> 00:19:51,503 - NO, SWEETIE, NO. 500 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:55,073 - HEY. 501 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,470 OH, HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 502 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,230 - OH, YEAH. THAT'S FROM OUR HONEYMOON. 503 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,567 - YOU LOOK GOOD AS A BLONDE. 504 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,400 - THANKS, I APPLIED SUN-IN ON MY TIPS. 505 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:07,697 - NO CLUE? 506 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,427 - BLIND AS A BAT. 507 00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:14,903 OH, THANKS. 508 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,627 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU SEEM REALLY DISTRACTED. 509 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,697 - I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT PETER. 510 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,770 MAYBE IT'S THIS HOUSE. 511 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,030 - NO. NOT LIKE THAT. 512 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,627 IT'S JUST--YOU KNOW. IT'S WEIRD, YOU KNOW. 513 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,767 I MEAN, THE GUY YOU SLEPT WITH FOR 18 YEARS 514 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,270 IS IN THE OTHER ROOM. 515 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,400 - WELL, I'M SORRY, 516 00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:41,973 BUT I COULDN'T ASK HIM TO LEAVE. 517 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,630 HE'S SO VULNERABLE. 518 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:48,767 CESAR'S COUSIN, JUAN PABLO, "UN-AMIGOED" HIM ON FACEBOOK. 519 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,630 - MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THIS SOME OTHER TIME. 520 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,327 - NO, RELAX. 521 00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:54,727 HE'S IN HIS ROOM WATCHING LADY SINGS THE BLUES. 522 00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:56,967 WE'VE GOT THREE HOURS. 523 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,800 MMM... 524 00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:03,367 - DON'T MIND ME. 525 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,100 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR MY NECK PILLOW. 526 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,803 I'M NOT HERE. 527 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,400 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT-- 528 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:10,573 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME. 529 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,870 BUT I THINK IT'S BETWEEN THESE CUSHIONS. 530 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,800 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 531 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,603 YOU PROMISED ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM! 532 00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,533 - I'M SORRY--YOU KNOW IF I FALL ASLEEP 533 00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:21,797 WITHOUT MY NECK PILLOW, MY FEET TINGLE. 534 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:22,973 YOU'RE BEING VERY SELFISH. 535 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,727 - WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY RELATIONSHIP? 536 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:25,797 - YOU ARE BEING SELFISH, 537 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:26,973 BECAUSE I GAVE YOU THIS WHOLE HOUSE. 538 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,197 I HAVE THIS LITTLE, TINY ROOM. 539 00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:29,603 I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WINDOW IN THERE. 540 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:30,803 AND I HAD A VERY HARD DAY. 35020

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