Original subtitles

The caretaker is dead! Also...

What a pity,

I don't want any delay on this project!

Oh no!

A few steps and go

Behind the hope

My way I will follow

Love, family

My way I will follow

Already I shake dance

A few steps and go

Behind the hope

My way I will follow

Love, family

Love, family

A few steps and go

Behind the hope

My way I will follow

Love, family

Love, family, family

You go cheek to cheek with that cyborg

With her, you look so happy.

With me, you are like going to a funeral.

Show up yourself,

Come out now!

You want to break up with me?

Li Ho Bo, just show up now!

It will be all your fault if I die!

Don't you see that?

I need you to show up yourself right now!

You owe me an explanation,

Why is your friend so important?

You ditched me because of her!

Her birthday meant more than our date!

Hey! Who is he?

Excuse me my lady, your luggage!

Ah...

You are one of us too?

Excuse me, Miss, Identity Card please?

Remember Harmony! Harmony! Sorry!

Hey darling I am so scared now.

I don't care! Just come to save me now!

Come find me right now...

Remember who stayed beside you when you had hard time?

Turn to the left and stop!

Turn left! Stop!

Listen, old lady, this property must be seized. You wish! Don't even think about it!

Don't you dare to come again! Don't you dare!

Hey...Hey...Hey...

I am warning you!

I will beat anyone up even that's a female!

No one can bully us!

Mind your word and watch your back!

May I...

Close the door!

Okay...

Your new boyfriend is quite handsome!

I don't know him.

He is cute!

Oh, Please! He is just another guy.

He is so aggressive!

He sent you home without any request, it's rare!

I just paid $22 to stay away from him!

You can just treat him as one of your admirers!

At least he could scare away those scrums, didn't he?

But darling, listen, stop playing the same trick, don't cross the line!

How's it going?

It's still working in process.

If the widow asks for anything,

Just give her what she wants.

The columbarium project need to be started,

The columbarium project need to be started,

Then it will be your show time.

What the...

How dare you.

Seized my property? Try it if you can!

Help! Help!

Easy my friend!

Water! Help! I need water please! There is water inside!

Oh...

You pervert! Call the police!

The door is just too weak, no one's fault.

He saw me naked!

No! Grandma will get busted by this! Don't call the police!

How dare you are still looking?

Don't worry. He is going to pay all back,

And even more than that.

Trust grandma! Get changed and go to work!

My sweetheart!

How should I call you my friend?

Call me Joe

Don't worry about it.

By the way, what are you doing outside dude?

Sleeping

Are you sick?

It seems like you have fever and better see the doctor!

Don't worry, may be my pills helps!

It really works!

My grandchild is very traditional and she treats everything so serious!

Besides, her father migrated to somewhere else when she was little.

Puppy the hen and I

Are the only family for her.

You see,

We are old, fragile and weak here.

If there is a man here to protect us,

I will feel much assured.

Morning!

Leave him alone, he doesn't even pay the rent! My name is Joe!

Enjoy

Whatever, loser!

Loser!

You know, I don't even dare to look at myself in the mirror!

It wasn't that bad at all!

I guess you will look perfect after 10 treatments.

Can I have your credit card please?

You didn't even tell me the price yet!

Hey sweetie, just between you and me,

Anything can be expired,

That is more valuable to invest on your own face,

Which can last forever!

Besides, I can guarantee you,

We can help you to discover the hidden side of you after the treatment,

So, show it to me!

Thank you!

My pleasure!

Dr. Kim...

May I...

I can't hear you, louder!

May I advance the pay check of this month?

Your education is lower than others,

But you got higher pay.

Now you even want to advance your pay check?

Well, I really need that money for my family!

You should think about the way to earn more,

And not come to ask for advance pay check.

Forget it, thank you!

You will appreciate

For what I taught you today.

Hey man!

Where do you live?

My name is Joe Tang and I live at the Peak,

Wow! The Peak! What a rich guy,

Bet nobody dares to hassle you.

What do you do for living?

I don't need to work.

I see! So you stay home a lot then!

Apple cares about family so much!

Look at my granddaughter,

She is hot!

And glorious and her hands are soft as silk,

You will know when you have your chance.

Granny won't fool you.

Go and ask her for a date!

Let her know how precious you mean to us!

Oops!

Should be how precious you mean to her!

You should be hungry, right?

I know quite a few dishes,

Make yourself comfortable here,

I will get ready for the meal.

I like it here at least I have choices!

Get me this one, this one and that one.

All three of them?

Of course! Don't you think it's too small for him?

Ah Keung your boss is really mean to you!

He didn't treat you well when you are alive,

And now he won't even let you have a decent niche to rest in peace!

I don't mean it,

That's a second-tier area that means inferior and worthless to me!

Hey sweetie.

Sorry! My Bad!

Oh poor Joe...

You should tell me earlier if your are starving...

Hey loser! Come out!

Take care of Joe for me! I am busy!

Good afternoon!

Are you from England?

I study English in Oxford!

Well then I'm sure you will have a bright future.

Oh no!

I was famished,

I didn't mean to... Speak in Cantonese, Hong Kong Cantonese.

I am starving that's why I...

Who cares?

As long as you are cool with her,

She has been out of touch for so long,

You have...

To give her some time.

Leave me alone, I am taking a nap.

That's my first meal over a century.

Are you kidding me? That's not possible!

I am

A vampire.

Really!

Seriously?

How far you can jump? Show me!

I don't do this!

For over a hundred years,

Shows me that stupid ponytail my friend, you don't even jump like a vampire!

I am from England

I am a Brit too!

Help, the vampire killed my chicken!

Really, how many chickens do you have my lady?

Just one.

How long do you have it?

Quite a while.

You know that's illegal to keep chicken without a licence.

Hang on, let me get your details and I will send you the summon.

Hang my ass!

A few steps and go

Behind the hope

My way I will follow

Love, family

Love, family

My way I will follow

Already I shake dance

Run Apple! There's a vampire in the house!

Ghostbusters is here!

Try this!

Take this!

Vampire is great, vampire is great!

Vampire won't get sick, and can't feel pain

And never be afraid!

Truly miraculous!

This garlic powder sucks!

Don't be rude!

By the way, is there anything can make you scare?

Just tell me,

I keep it for myself only!

No! That's a brand new phone!

It still functions, don't worry.

Don't worry, I always bite with a reason.

So...what makes you bite?

Only those who bully me!

I was just waken up accidentally.

Then get back to sleep!

My place was demolished

Look over there! There's nothing here, don't be too sensitive.

Help me! Help me! Help me!

Hey anybody here?

Who?

What are you talking about?

Listen here, Mrs. Hui bought this area already,

You guys better sell your shares and don't do anything stupid!

Wait!

Wait?

Wait for the dark, please!

I am looking for Chui Man Ying,

Do you know him?

Korean? Let's see!

Oh my God!

You really from the Qing Dynasty! A Contact?

You are really lucky to be awake after a century my friend!

How to search?

Boy attendant? What is this? That's Hong Kong here!

It's like a Filipino house-maid! It is impossible to look for it.

So fragile! Sorry my bad!

It's true

That you need a man to protect this place.

Ok

I stay!

And once you help me find my boy attendant,

I will leave,

That's a deal!

I can remember your smell and track wherever you go.

Thank you, sir!

Action!

Dear Ying,

Once awake,

The sea is rough and mountain has changed,

I am so confused,

Knowing nowhere I am,

Leaning on the fence, breezes blowing gently over water,

As cold as dew,

Where is my old friend?

Joe!

I don't understand a bit,

Anyway you win if you get a "Like".

Keep your mouth shut! That's so touching!

Touching? It doesn't work that way!

HK$200,000 is a fair deal for a niche!

Tell you what I only do this for my close friend

Do you know the price soars for a niche?

You will lose the chance in next second!

Who is it?

Who is it?

I didn't get back to you even you bit me last night,

So I guess we are family now, aren't we?

Who told you to be that cheap?

I don't mean it

But if you become a vampire and kill me,

Who is going to cook for you?

Piss off! Hey don't leave me behind!

Dear Joe, I have got to go to work now!

Hang on, wait for me!

Don't block my way.

Get out of my way!

You need to work too?

I am going

To visit my son!

You said he had immigrated to somewhere else!

Well, after all, Hong Kong is home.

That just doesn't make sense at all.

Ok! Ok!

Ok! Ok! Fine! I failed, ok!

Let's do this, we are not going to miss any chance to earn money.

See, there will be theme restaurant and flower shop next door,

We will set minimum charge for visiting the columbarium

And our business will become a cash cow!

Meanwhile, the entrance fee,

Let's say, make it five hundred dollars per grave-sweeper!

So what are we waiting for?

What do you want from me?

Left long ago?

He's still there,

Wing is my guarding angel.

Those who do not respect me, Wing will punish them!

Wing is home, can't you see him?

It's just a junior vampire,

I won't let it occupy my home,

No way! Let's call Ah Kuen?

No way! Yet Ah Kuen will beat him up.

I got you, Wing,

I will leave once I find Ying.

Puppy is doing great,

Don't worry about Hing,

She has moved on and I will take care of them from now on.

You can go

And do what you want! No worries.

Any more questions?

Wing won't leave me,

He has never left me behind!

Hey mom

Promise me,

You won't be hungry!

I wonder who will live here, it is so packed!

That's a really good deal...pretty! Move it, move it!

Move it,

Who is she?

A close friend!

Well that means she passed on you!

Well I give you one more chance,

Why don't you pick me up from work

Or I come over to wait for you?

No, I am going to play online game afterwards!

Or we could go to your place?

We?

There's stuff in my home!

My place is packed with stuffs too!

Where are you guys going to sleep in my tiny home?

How about just me?

Well, I would rather sing karaoke with you overnight,

Or...

Go to McDonald's.

Cheap price equals bad quality.

Hey dude! It's really a good deal, hey!

I should consider to give you a part-time offer.

Part time can always start working late.

I will be on time next time!

Didn't have a good sleep?

Tell Me!

Did your boyfriend do something bad to you?

Yup!

Come on sit down!

There should be other things in life outside love,

Such as family,

Friends

And work!

Don't you know you fail in the latest appraisal?

You've been here for 18 months, you are always either late,

Leave early or daydreaming the whole time!

We all here are being so nice to you,

We are very tolerant and patient with you, treating you like family.

But you are a typical Scorpio!

Once you are in love,

You will go crazy!

As for your work,

You score zero! Nothing!

If I am really that bad, I quit then!

Great! You are a star,

I am Capricorn and Capricorn matches perfectly with Scorpion,

So I will fully support you.

It means?

It means your resignation is immediately effective. Now just leave!

Are you done? Leave us alone!

Are you seeing someone?

Is he there? I don't mind!

You are really rude!

Come on, I have been standing here for so long,

Let me in and we will talk

I don't mind sharing the information with your new boyfriend.

Holly! You are running out of shape,

I can't even recognize you! What do you want from us?

Hey easy! You should respect your dad!

My dear son... Trust me! The interest rate is really low right now.

Whatever, if i get allotted,

I will save one for you Let's talk about it later!

You should leave now! And you don't need to count on your ungrateful grandchild!

By the way, I'm not interested, I am broke! What's the lucky draw about?

It's about the niche!

Save it for yourself!

I am just trying to help, you guys just don't understand.

Oh yea we are broke because of you. You only focus on investments.

Stop it! You should respect your dad!

What's your problem? I just want to get us an ideal home.

Look at your face!

I really regret to have such daughter like you, it's a waste of my time and energy!

I already told you I am broke!

Don't you get it?

I know you have no cash, but you got equity!

You can refinance the mortgage again!

No way! I pay the mortgage, I have my call!

Fine, otherwise sell it then!

Shut up please!

See! That's what she called respecting and taking care of the family!

Master Joe please stop, She occupied the house!

That's my only child! Please!! Who are you?

He isn't human!

Neither are you!

Come on! Come on! Draw out your knife!

Piss Out! Or I'll cut you into pieces! No, you can't!

I dare you to kill me!

I beg you leave now please! Mama, don't you love your baby anymore?

Otherwise I am going to kill myself!

Ah...

See what you have done.

This place has become a haunted house and no one will buy it!

You are very strong.

He can still talk.

You didn't even try to help!

These are your family matters! How do I look?

How come it's so short?

Not much room there.

I want a longer one!

Promise me,

Be gentle!

No worries, I won't die!

But it is a relief.

You've got something to tell me?

Grandma became a widow when she was twenty-eight.

My father took all her mortgage money when she was forty-five.

On her sixtieth birthday,

He fooled grandma by same excuse to refinance the mortgage.

He took all the money and left her only a birthday cake.

Mom was so cross that she jumped off the building and died.

Leaving grandma and I behind.

I've got my first job when I was fifteen

And started paying off his mortgage since then.

I am so fed up with this!

Why don't you just get married?

You will be all free by then!

He is still a kid!

Well you can look for better options!

I am twenty-five already.

Really! You are not young anymore then.

My life kills me, come bite me!

I don't want to live anymore!

I can't drink human blood.

It's my treat! Ok!

I have become a Buddhist already.

You've got any money?

For repaying last time you hurt me.

It is on women's shoulder again...

That's all I've got!

What's that?

Chicken in sticky rice

How much is that?

It's getting late, just fifteen dollars each.

Give me two of these please

Cool

Thank you!

Here you go and that's forty dollars here! Keep the change.

Thanks a lot! You should eat something,

You must be tired now.

Give me back the change!

Oh!

What is going on?

Yes!

What is it this time?

Piss off!

Ah...

He doesn't seem like human!

Get the master now!

Why just let them go...

You are a vampire.

You are so weak!

Is it not a wonderful thing,

When you can just turn on the tap

And have a shower or wash the dishes?

This is our water bill, we have paid our bill.

And electricity?

It is a marvelous thing just turn a switch and you have light.

Turn another and you have radio,

But see this? It is our electricity bill, and it too is paid.

But do we have water and electricity?

No! We don't, and I really, really want to know why.

I almost got killed,

Go arrest them,

They turned my place into a battlefield.

Who else is there?

What are you talking about? No one else is here.

Hey! What are you doing here?

Show me your ID please!

Excuse me sir, ID please!

What Is ID?

You have a problem?

Oh, that's Wing! Wing is back!

My hubby is back for a visit!

Grandpa, chill out,

Easy! Easy!!

Hey old man, once you got up here,

You started messing with the police.

They just want to see your ID,

Why don't you go back down and grab it!

Remember, I burnt it to you during the memorial service, didn't I?

Go! Go! Go! Go down and get it! It's too much!

36117, is coming now

Hey pal,

How come I can't hear anything?

I can't believe you hit him too

I am afraid the police will find out our trick

You exercise recently? You look muscular than before!

Oh are you still mad?

You should appreciate for what they did

How many times did you guys slap me?

Well, 12, I guess,

The toughest one is from the loser!

You guys didn't treat me as human

Well, you aren't human.

You are the one who asked.

You are so stingy like a girl.

Why do you say that?

I protected the house didn't I?

But who pushed me off the building

And took turns to slap my face?

And you are asking me for appreciation?

Do you know who I am?

How wealth my family was?

I've got a dozen of nannies to serve me.

No one never, ever dares to treat me this way.

Oh really! So who gives you shelter now?

Who helps you to find Ying and who is paying for your snacks?

Wake up your nannies and ask them.

It's a waste of time to talk to the lower class layman!

You are ugly

And cranky!

No wonder he dumped you! So what? I don't ask for your sympathy.

Those people are back!

We need some help here!

I'm not bloody demon!

Ouch! It really hurts!

No! That's for real!

Hey! Watch out!

Oh, my God!

Master, I am just a part-time only!

People started to think where to live once they are born,

So we need to help them to choose where to put their ashes,

While they are still paying their mortgages!

Timing does matter! Got it?

Hello!

Hey boss! We have got a situation here, he's a vampire!

No one is here!

Where's your boss?

Oh!

Oh! You scared me!

Easy!

Just for a smell!

I didn't owe you anything!

Keep smiling, keep shining,

That's what friends are for!

Oh really!

You guys damaged my deed,

It is very precious for me!

As a man you need to have a big heart!

I do worry about you, it's dangerous out there!

How can we leave you behind?

I'll be guilty if anything happens to you.

And if something bad happens to all of us,

We are all dead.

Be good,

Come with me.

Come on, friends should be supportive, right?

Don't be childish, you are powerful,

We don't need to worry if those "formers" come back since you are here.

I don't get it?

Those can transform to cars and robots. "Performers"!

Please don't bite me!

I don't want to die!

No worries, it's safe to eat, it has no virus!

Don't look at me like this

All prices rise without any sense

No rush!

Man Ying!

I know they are Swag.

What is Swag?

I am kind of angry,

You didn't come to find me even you woke up

I have no idea where to find you.

Lucky I got my friends to help me look for you,

Didn't you see that?

What friends?

Those you saw in the flat.

So do they know you are...

A vamp...ire

Of course...

And I am popular among the group,

How about you?

Oh I am a celebrity here!

I went to queue up for this in '80s.

So what do you do for living now?

I am in the Property Developer industry.

It's funny nowadays, people like to trade their houses,

They are even more costly than the coffin lids!

But keep this between you and me, okay?

You know I want to keep it low profile.

You know I want to keep it low profile.

So what is your plan?

I have no plan!

Take your time, no rush,

How about your friends?

Oh I need to get that card!

Cool, let me think about it.

Oh, take this,

This is always useful.

What's that?

It's a life saver.

Gentlemen,

Your friend is really manly, have fun.

It's new,

Feel free to take photos, but just be careful!

You guys are so lucky,

You know homosexuality was prohibited.

I mean back in your old days, you and your partner Ying.

I like women!

Its ok, don't be shy!

You pervert!

Did he do anything to you before?

You can try it first!

Is that a joke?

Thank you for your support and please come again Sir!

Do have a great time!

That's cool, no worries! It didn't break the law.

Are they also...

Vamp...ires

Nope, only you and me.

Are you really sure that's ok?

As long as you are wealthy,

Everything is fine!

Thank you brother Sam.

Ok sweet heart,

Give us a second please...

Why don't you move in to my place?

I promise my friends to stay and help them.

Listen, that place will be gone soon.

How do you know?

Well that's not a secret!

Everyone wants to buy that building.

Can you do me a favor and tell them my boss is interested too!

They will totally regret it if they don't capture this opportunity now!

What are you doing?

Paying my respect, just keep it.

You need money to live!

Try to hide up yourself?

It works.

Old Master, don't worry, I will take care of Master Joe.

Grandma will take care of the change for you, no worries.

You still keep it!

You gave me this.

You look different today,

You dated someone tonight?

I clean up my place all ready as your preference, you know.

What about that girl?

I won't allow her come up here for sure, Silly

Still mad at me?

You? Sorry, not as you wish.

Happy birthday!

Make a wish my lovely hon!

Am I part of your wish list?

Idiot, why should I tell you?

My baby, we shouldn't waste any more time,

Promise me, let me take care of you from now on.

The proposal is my promise to you.

Besides, the interest is still zero if effective immediately.

Is that a house?

Nope, my baby, it a Columbarium.

Let's invest on it!

"The Columbarium ~ Our LOHAS"

Earn some money for an ideal home...

Oh my God, you are really my soul mate.

Listen it's my plan,

Let's apply mortgage for you place and then...

Ah...

Man Ying,

Where are you?

Look, he is hilarious.

Although I am a little bit upset,

It's a pity that they don't understand us.

Hold your head with both arms can gain more LIKEs.

I know it should be a hard time for you

I feel sorry for what you have been through alone,

I'm really sorry.

No worries,

Joe is back now and you can count on me!

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you happy birthday to...

Happy birthday to...

Should we change the subject?

What is she doing?

What is the drama this time?

Hold it...Go!

Where's the knife?

Joe isn't hungry at all,

Don't waste the food,

Is that Bob?

It's time for you

To repay grandma

And tear that

Guy into pieces for me.

She did not beg me for this!

Let's eat something!

Your boss is a tycoon.

That's nothing!

As long as there is a smell of cash,

She goes for it.

Did your boss treat you well?

She is awesome!

I will introduce you to my boss later and we could be partners.

Why don't you stay in my place?

I got plenty of rooms here.

Well, can I bring more people over?

Only you can come...

Let me think about it,

I am afraid I don't get used to it you know.

Oh no!

Are you teasing me now?

Did he find you?

Seeing who?

Your beloved boyfriend.

I got plenty and which one are you referring to?

I will move over to Ying's place later

And you guys,

Are welcome to join.

Enough.

Those people would never stop, what's the point of messing with them?

That is my place, why would I be scared?

You don't need to stay, I don't need you here...

Is that clear?

I am worried about you.

Got it, end of topic!

Hello?

Hello?

"Apple?"

Where are you?

Is that Apple? Hello!

Where are you?

"Apple?"

Give me five,

Hello? I can't hear you. You want it harder?

I sincerely, deeply and honestly wish you a prosperous business,

All the best and endless cash.

You can enjoy yourself all day with people working so hard for you!

Thank you my boss!

Enjoy!

Don't tell anyone I work here,

I beg of you.

Five Five

Ten Nothing

Hey, come join me! Nothing

I'm done

Give me nothing Come on ten

Did you talk to them?

I did it already!

What are you referring to?

That flat! Give me five.

Come on ten Come on, nothing

They don't want to sell it. Give me a ten

They are really that stubborn?

Ten, ten

No Taiwanese rule here!

Here is Hong Kong,

You know rules here?

Listen up, give me five.

Come on ten

Ask them to go asap

And don't battle with the developer! I don't get it, why you guys are so pushy?

Give me a ten, ten. They are the landlords.

Don't you know how much that place values? They have got into my way!

Keep going,

Give me nothing! I am not playing anymore

Oh you are back!

Yeah

You can really sit still for the whole night...

Hello

Hi Ying, what made you here? It's really late now.

I am worried about Master Joe can't figure out something himself,

So I come up!

You guys are really close.

Well, I want to meet you guys too!

Would you like something to drink?

There is not many choices though.

You are really sweet!

Why are you here? What do you want?

Look! This place is really old

Well, just a little bit younger than both of you?

Why don't you sell it!

Selling what?

This flat!

Why?

You tell them

Say it

Well, it's better than turning into priceless later

You are just the same kind with puppy the hen

Watch your mouth!

None of your business!

I give you a few more days

You didn't mention this before!

You are biased,

You won't listen to me,

My boss is running out of patience already.

This is not for sale!

Fix this if you want to be my partner

I knew you both are scum

Ying if you still respect Master...

Fine!

Our century-old friendship is worthless!

You know what,

Ying is not trustable,

So I kept the money back

Take it easy, Joe!

That's not the end of the world!

It's better not to have him around.

Everything will be fine.

By the way, if he wasn't a vampire,

He would be so dead already.

He has no manners at all.

How dare he judged Wing's place like this

He is my only family.

What about us?

That thing doesn't deserve your friendship.

I trust you in good faith,

We are family already!

Didn't you see that we are on your side just now?

Yes, you look better when you smile!

Smile, smile, keep smiling

Now back to business!

Now you and Ying can't work out anymore,

Which means you will stay here for a while.

You know Apple just got fired by her boss and I am broke.

So you have to get a job!

Why don't you go to talk to that loser,

He always claims he has a lot of businesses going on.

Grandma is now counting on you so don't let me down!

By the way, time to bed, it's almost dawn

"Your Vampire Show"

ls there anything that is more low profile?

No problem, you can quit,

But you will make grandma down!

May I proudly present the world first real life vampire show

"Meet the Vampire" is now in H.K.!

Vampire is restless after death, still very handsome

He was born and died in HK, please give him a round of applause...

Come on! What are you doing here,

Go go go! It's your show!

Ah...

Ah...

Sorry, my bad, excuse me!

I know who you are,

That guy on YouTube!

May I take a picture with you? You look so cool!

Autograph please?

Well he's so charming! So hot! I want to touch him!

Why don't you touch yourself?

How could you just let them do this to you

I'm ok, I'm feeling fine!

That's not ok!

I am fine! It's me! I'm not ok!

I'm ok!

I'm sorry.

Let me do it!

Here we go!

Just a job!

Why so serious?

That's loser's, Joe's, mine and grandma's

How come he got a bigger cut?

Well he did most of the work, how about you?

I've made the enquiry for you

Hey! You want to talk about fair, don't you?

He did nothing for whole night!

Those girls are crazy, I tried to keep them away!

I can do it! I know you can, can you?

I'm done, so full!

Please keep it

I gave her already

That's my appreciation for grandma

You know grandma worried about you the most,

What if you lose your money,

That will be a waste of your time and effort

It doesn't make any difference now

Hey where is your stash?

That's mine Well,

I will teach you a few more tricks later,

What do we up to?

Crossover!

He is already overloaded!

I am not asking you.

I really like it! No problem.

Let's do this then!

You has ripen him off already!

I mean the audiences!

Why don't you take a day off tonight

No way, she needs to look after the money!

She always argued with those girls!

They started it first! They are rude you know!

Well then you take a break tonight

I am going!

You ahve got something to show off?

No matter what, it's a good start

Just follow what I had said and make more money

You didn't return my call! Are you busy?

Oh I am into something personal recently

Sorry for missing your calls

If I lose,

I will be humiliated?

How come my staff are that useless?

Is it my fault?

Sorry, I need some more time.

I don't want to hear anymore excuses,

Be honest with me

Master Joe is living there!

Why do I care?

May I proudly present the vampire that belongs to HKSAR!

The vampire, our favourite vampire is back for our show,

Please give the applause!

Who is that?

Are you married?

Not even a date before!

No wonder,

You are acting weird,

But I won't tell grandma

What makes you stay?

None of your business

I will stay wherever makes me happy

Is it Joe?

How's Apple?

I can't stay with her anymore,

Grandma knows

You are a good kid,

Please, I beg of you,

Help Apple! Please stay with her

And protect the place for her.

With all due respect,

I'm done with you!

I believe that faith will bring people an eternal life.

But that's not true!

You even take care including those bad guys,

Why should I be good then?

I used to stay up overnight because I believe you are existed,

You will be my listener,

That's why I go to pray every morning

Before heading home

For Christ's sake, I didn't cut the line for once,

I didn't even cross the road against any rules,

I also constributed my salary,

Why don't you just help me once?

I'm so fed up with your shit!

Please don't take them away

I have reminded you already!

You admitted it!

Why?

I didn't do anything

Who else will it be if it wasn't you?

Don't ask anymore.

That means

You never respect me as your Master Joe

You should be on my side! Not hers!

Quit it!

Who are you looking for? Don't come in!

Joe Tang, born in 1863, dead in 1888

He came back to pack his stuff

Me too! I am here to clean this mess up

They are all dead

Hey you!

Call me Mrs. Hui.

I will stay and bite you till dead!

Let me take him away... no next time!

Don't you know you are going to make a huge, huge, mistake?

You think I am doing this for myself, do you?

No, I am doing this for my staff!

Don't you know how many people are under my payroll?

I am asking you nicely to sell your property so that my project can move on!

How come you need to make other peoples' life so difficult?

My monopoly will complete once the Columbarium is done.

And by that time,

You can get whatever you want in the society,

You want to control the whole market?

You are immoral!

Do you have a choice?

I've been waiting over a century for him,

He is the one!

Joe run, run,

I love you!

Seize my property? Try it if you can.

Did Apple get a spare key?

Shut up!

"The Columbarium ~ Our LOHAS"

Why is it so deep?

I won't let you down!

From now on don't you dare to bite the others!

Ok

Let's get out of here!

What is the problem here?

Here?

It's a terrible place for human!