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โ Another three bodies
were found by the Hackensack Mall
last night.
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That brings the total
body count to 11.
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Police are still searching
for the mass murderer.
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โ Hi, Jake.
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20 bucks for that.
Sound fair?
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โ 20 bucks?
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โ It's got to be worth
20 bucks, right?
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โ Hey, where'd you get this?
โ I have no idea.
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Must've been my daughter's,
I guess.
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Honestly, I don't remember.
You into vintage?
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โ No, I'm into retro.
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โ Oh, what's the difference?
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โ About 10 bucks.
โ Fair enough.
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โ Well, thanks, Mrs. Jolly.
โ Tell your dad I said hello.
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Oh.
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Someone took the butcher knife.
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โ What's up, detectives?
It's me, Devon Evans.
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Here in Hackensack,
the mayor likes to say
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the saints are always
watching over us,
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guiding our destinies
and keeping us from harm.
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Well, I call bullshit on that.
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The mayor wants us to think
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we're all living
on Main Street in Disneyland,
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but the truth is, Hackensack
is a haven for the bizarre,
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the fuckedโup,
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and the straightโup
criminally insane.
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In the past year alone,
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our murder rate
has spiked 25%.
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In fact, we haven't seen
this kind of violence here
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since the Ray family murders
in '65,
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a bloodbath that gave birth
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to one of the most notorious
serial killers in history,
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Charles Lee Ray.
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Back in the day,
he was one of us,
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growing up right over
on Sherwood Lane.
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You won't read about it
in the "Times" dispatch,
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but you can hear all about it
right here, every week.
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Until next time,
fellow detectives,
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this is Devon Evans
bringing you...
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"Hackenslash."
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Binxie?
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Here, Binx.
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How you doing, Binxie?
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Two heads are better than one,
right?
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Let's see what you're really
made of.
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โ Jake!
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Jake, I'm home.
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โ Hey.
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โ Wanna play?
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โ Jesus Christ, Jake,
another frickin' doll?
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โ Hi, I'm Chucky,
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and I'm your friend
till the end.
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Hideyโho!
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โ It's voiceโactivated.
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Hey, I was thinking about using
his head for the sculpture.
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What do you think?
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โ I don't know.
I'm no art critic.
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โ Well, I'm not asking
for a review, Dad.
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I just want your opinion.
โ It's cool, Jake.
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Still think you're spending
too much time on it.
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Wouldn't hurt you
to get out of this room
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every once in a while.
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Maybe you could, uh,
ask a girl to a movie.
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See a friend or something.
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โ Friends come and go,
in my experience.
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The work lasts forever.
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โ So does student debt.
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You know it's almost
impossible to make a living
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as an artist?
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โ Mom did.
โ That wasn't a living.
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That was a lifestyle,
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and it certainly
didn't pay the bills.
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I did.
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โ You know you're looking more
and more like her every day?
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Speaking of which,
I looked into that art camp,
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and I don't think
it's gonna work out.
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โ Why not?
โ It's 1,000 bucks, Jake.
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I'm sorry.
Maybe next year.
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Besides,
you don't wanna be away from me
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for a whole month,
do you?
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You remember
to take your pill today?
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โ Not yet.
โ Well, you should take it.
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You're gonna need it.
We're at Defcon 1 tonight.
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โ Why?
โ Your cousin's coming over
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for dinner, remember?
โ Oh, shit.
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โ "Shit" is right.
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โ So this is fun.
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Can't remember last time
we just sent out for pizza.
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โ Hey, Luke,
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you got a little something
on your, uh...
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Other side.
There you go.
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So how's business?
โ It's not worth talking about.
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โ Sure, it is.
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โ Things could be better.
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I'm drowning.
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โ Uh...
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I could throw you
a little business.
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Bree put a dent in her Lexus.
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โ That'd be great...
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if we handled bodywork.
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But we don't.
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โ There's no shame in getting
a little help now and then.
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โ Who's ashamed?
โ You're my brother.
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You'd do the same for me.
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โ Come on, Logan.
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When have you ever needed help?
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โ Well, Junior has some news.
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โ Mom.
โ Guess who made regionals.
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โ Holy shit.
Oh, that's great, Junior.
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Isn't that great, Jake?
Huh?
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โ He's the best distance runner
at Perry Middle since...
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well, since his father.
โ Yeah!
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โ But regionals
is on the 10th.
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It's the day I'm painting
City Hall with the Scouts,
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remember?
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โ You already made Eagle Scout,
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which reminds me,
you're gonna need
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another extracurricular.
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Harvard's gonna want three.
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If anyone can handle it,
you can.
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โ You know, Jake, the, uhโโ
the Scouts are taking gays now.
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You should totally come
check it out.
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โ Junior.
โ What? It's true.
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โ So what does that mean,
exactly, Eagle Scout?
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Did you, like,
sell the most cookies?
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โ No, while you were up in
your room playing with dolls,
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I organized a whole book drive
for the homeless.
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โ Yeah, because keeping up
with Harry Potter
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is the most pressing issue
facing the homeless.
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โ So, Jake, how is
the sculpture coming along?
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Can we see it yet?
โ Soon.
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โ Where do you get the dolls?
โ Thrift shops, yard sales,
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eBay, trash cans.
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Andy Warhol once said,
"Just because something's
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been thrown away
doesn't make it garbage."
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โ Wasn't Warhol gay too?
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โ Junior, stop it.
โ What?
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It's the 21st century.
It's cool to be gay now.
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Right, Jake?
โ It's a nonissue.
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โ Yeah, it's like
being leftโhanded or vegan.
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โ Would you give it a rest?
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He's 13 years old.
He doesn't know what he is.
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โ 14.
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โ Excuse me. Lucas,
where's your powder room?
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โ It's upstairs
where it's always been.
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โ Hey, it's me.
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Sorry. I only have a minute.
I'm with my family.
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I just...
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I just neededโโ
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Can you hold on a minute?
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Oh, my God!
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Sorry, I thought someone
was in here with me.
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I really need to see you.
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Can I call you tomorrow?
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Okay.
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โ Binxie!
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Here, Binx.
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โ No more dolls, Jake.
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Ever.
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โ Binxie?
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โ 1,500 bucks?
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Holy shit.
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โ Hey, what up?
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โ Still don't understand why
you're still into this stuff.
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It's so freaking weird.
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โ I think it's a better hobby
than running.
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โ Hey, Jake.
Awesome Good Guy.
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I'm into vintage too.
โ Oh, he's retro.
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Wanna buy it?
โ No, thanks.
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Hey, uh, can I ask you
a question?
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โ Yeah, sure.
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โ This is really awkward,
but do you think that you can,
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like, maybe introduce me
to your cousin?
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โ Junior?
โ Yeah.
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โ I get that a lot.
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I'm flattered, really,
but, um, it's not my thing.
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โ Oh, sorry, I didn't know.
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โ Yeah, since cotillion.
Don't you follow my Insta?
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โ Your bed buddy, Jake?
What's his name?
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โ What's your name?
โ Hi, I'm Chucky.
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Wanna play?
โ Oh, my God, that's adorable.
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Say, "Cheese."
โ Chucky cheese.
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โ You're not tearing him apart,
I hope.
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โ Anything for art, right?
โ No, you can't.
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โ Well, actually,
I'm gonna sell him.
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โ Oh, you're selling
your stuff now, Jake?
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I didn't realize
it'd gotten that bad.
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โ No.
โ I mean, do you need
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to borrow any money?
โ No.
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โ Seriously, it's no problem.
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Right?
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โ You know I don't carry
cash on me.
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โ You can Venmo.
โ I'm fine.
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โ Being financially
disadvantaged
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is nothing to be ashamed of,
Jake.
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Right?
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โ I'm not.
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โ Well, see you later.
โ Yeah, see you in class.
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โ I just had
the most amazing idea.
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โ Maybe you should
give the guy a break.
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โ Don't go soft on me, babe.
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โ E. B. White said
that explaining a joke
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is like dissecting a frog:
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you understand it better,
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but unfortunately,
the frog dies in the process.
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Jake, are you okay?
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โ Uh, yeah, I justโโ
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I don'tโโ
I don't think I can do this.
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โ Do you have
a religious conflict?
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โ No, I just...
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I can't stand
the sight of blood.
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โ Pussy.
โ Oliver,
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mind your fucking business.
all: Ooh!
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โ Look, you can do this.
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Just make a vertical incision
down the length
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of the abdomen,
like I showed you.
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Sometimes the heart
will go on beating
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for a few minutes after death.
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โ Oh.
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Oh, no, Jake,
that isn't quite right.
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โ No, I didn't do that.
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โ What is going on?
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โ Lexy's new GoFundMe.
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โ Oliver, let me see that.
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โ Here you go, Wheeler.
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Don't spend it all
in one place.
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โ Hey, for homework tonight,
read chapter 12
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of your Zoology book.
We do have a quiz tomorrow.
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โ Don't forget your boytoy.
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โ Oliver,
get the hell out of here.
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Jake.
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โ Hey, Ms. F,
can you maybe keep this
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until I sell it?
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It won't fit in my locker.
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โ Of course.
โ Thanks.
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โ No problem.
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Just a moment, Lexy.
I'd like a word.
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You can close the door.
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Have a seat.
โ Thank you.
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โ I want you to take
the page down, right now.
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โ But, Ms. Fairchild,
I've already raised $75.
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I'm just trying to help
a fellow student
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who's in need.
โ Lexy, you're not very funny.
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โ Poverty's no laughing matter.
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โ What has Jake Wheeler
ever done to you, anyway?
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โ Nothing.
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โ You know,
I was a lot like you
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when I was your age.
249
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Entitled, arrogant,
250
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and secretly terrified.
251
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,901
โ And what is it I'm supposedly
so afraid of?
252
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โ The creeping realization
that real life is gonna be
253
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a lot more challenging
than middle school
254
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and that no matter how pretty
or popular or important
255
00:22:07,788 --> 00:22:09,424
you might think you are
right now,
256
00:22:09,457 --> 00:22:11,127
in the end,
257
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nobody gets everything
they want in life.
258
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โ Don't worry about me, Ms. F.
259
00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:16,672
I'm pretty sure
I'm not going to end up
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teaching eight grade biology.
261
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โ Just take the page down,
Lexy,
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00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:25,690
and you can report to detention
right after school.
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00:22:26,926 --> 00:22:30,567
โ What I'm doing is admirable,
and if you try to stop me
264
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or penalize me in any way,
265
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my parents will sue the school.
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Can I go now?
267
00:22:37,681 --> 00:22:39,985
โ You know, I think Mrs. McVey
268
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should be part
of this conversation.
269
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You can repeat your threat
to her.
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โ Happy to. She and my mom
are in the same Pilates class.
271
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โ Wait here.
272
00:22:55,884 --> 00:22:57,588
โ Crime is complicated,
273
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especially in the eyes
of the victim,
274
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the marginalized.
275
00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,500
It's not just murders
and robberies.
276
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There are silent crimes,
socially accepted crimes,
277
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systemic crimes
against humanity,
278
00:23:10,446 --> 00:23:13,151
crimes happening every day,
all around us.
279
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You can't always hear
the victims screaming.
280
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They are, though.
281
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You just have to listen
hard enough.
282
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โ Okay if I sit here?
โ Uh, yeah.
283
00:23:22,169 --> 00:23:25,442
โ What are you listening to?
โ Nothing.
284
00:23:25,476 --> 00:23:26,879
โ Well, you were listening
to something.
285
00:23:26,913 --> 00:23:28,583
Every day I see you here,
you're totally wrapped up
286
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,152
in whatever it is.
โ Uh...
287
00:23:30,185 --> 00:23:32,958
I was watching
"Vampire Diaries," actually.
288
00:23:32,991 --> 00:23:35,062
โ For real?
Is it good?
289
00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,799
โ It's sort of
a guilty pleasure.
290
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,137
โ What's it about?
291
00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:43,713
โ Uh, well, it's about
the unbreakable bond
292
00:23:43,746 --> 00:23:45,182
between brothers.
293
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,819
Strong enough
to survive anything,
294
00:23:46,852 --> 00:23:48,656
even their worst mistakes.
295
00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:50,927
โ But it's also, like,
super hot vampires, right?
296
00:23:50,961 --> 00:23:53,933
Yeah, they're super hot.
297
00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:56,171
โ I'll check it out.
298
00:23:56,204 --> 00:23:58,041
โ Coolio.
299
00:23:58,075 --> 00:24:00,446
โ Uh, hey, I'm in
the talent show tomorrow.
300
00:24:00,479 --> 00:24:01,916
You should come.
301
00:24:01,949 --> 00:24:03,586
โ I'll check it out.
302
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,790
โ Coolio.
303
00:24:05,824 --> 00:24:07,861
Uh, anyways, listen, um,
304
00:24:07,894 --> 00:24:09,665
I wanted to ask you something.
305
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,669
This is kind of awkward.
306
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,940
Um...
โ What?
307
00:24:13,973 --> 00:24:17,046
โ Well, first of all,
I know you listen to my show.
308
00:24:18,716 --> 00:24:20,553
โ That's not a question.
309
00:24:20,587 --> 00:24:22,858
โ Well, I mean, I know
you were listening just now.
310
00:24:22,891 --> 00:24:25,664
I saw.
โ Okay.
311
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:29,938
โ So I was wondering
if maybe...
312
00:24:29,972 --> 00:24:31,609
well, I was wondering
if maybe you'd be interested
313
00:24:31,642 --> 00:24:34,147
in coming on my podcast.
314
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:36,017
โ What?
โ I wanna do a whole series
315
00:24:36,051 --> 00:24:38,188
on bullying, Jake.
316
00:24:38,221 --> 00:24:39,792
โ I thought you were
into true crime.
317
00:24:39,825 --> 00:24:40,960
โ Bullying is a crime, Jake.
318
00:24:40,994 --> 00:24:41,996
I mean, just here
in Hackensack,
319
00:24:42,029 --> 00:24:44,601
we have Lexy, Oliver...
โ Junior.
320
00:24:44,635 --> 00:24:46,706
โ No. Junior's a good guy.
โ Junior's my cousin.
321
00:24:46,739 --> 00:24:48,075
Believe me,
he's not a good guy.
322
00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:49,077
โ It's Lexy, all right?
I don't know what
323
00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:50,513
he sees in her.
But, Jakeโโ
324
00:24:50,547 --> 00:24:52,116
โ Hey, do I look like
the poster boy for losers
325
00:24:52,149 --> 00:24:52,951
to you?
โ No, I just thought thatโโ
326
00:24:52,984 --> 00:24:55,089
โ No, I'm not interested.
I got to go.
327
00:24:57,661 --> 00:24:59,832
โ Loser.
328
00:25:59,752 --> 00:26:02,758
Lexy, what's going on?
329
00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:04,227
โ Nothing.
I have to go.
330
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:06,030
I have rehearsal.
โ Not so fast.
331
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,201
I want you to tell Mrs. McVey
what you told me.
332
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,673
โ I'll take the page down,
okay? I have to go.
333
00:26:10,707 --> 00:26:13,211
I think I lost my phone.
Just keep an eye out for it.
334
00:26:13,245 --> 00:26:16,217
I got to stop smoking
so much weed before class.
335
00:26:16,251 --> 00:26:18,556
โ Yeah, good idea.
336
00:26:19,357 --> 00:26:21,829
Okay, well, that was way easier
than it should've been.
337
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,668
โ Hello?
โ Yeah, I'm calling
338
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,839
about the doll.
339
00:27:16,872 --> 00:27:20,245
โ That was fast.
โ What condition is he in?
340
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:23,285
โ He's good.
Really good.
341
00:27:23,318 --> 00:27:25,757
Mint, actually.
โ Is he there with you now?
342
00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:28,195
โ No, he's sort of in storage.
343
00:27:28,228 --> 00:27:31,969
โ Is his name Chucky?
344
00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:35,710
โ Yeah, as a matter of fact,
it is.
345
00:27:35,743 --> 00:27:38,215
How'd you know?
โ Listen to me carefully.
346
00:27:38,248 --> 00:27:39,952
I know this is
gonna sound strange,
347
00:27:39,985 --> 00:27:43,826
but has anything weird
happened lately?
348
00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:45,128
I mean, with Chucky.
349
00:27:45,162 --> 00:27:47,233
โ Well, this conversation
has been pretty weird.
350
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,872
โ Be very careful
with that doll.
351
00:27:49,905 --> 00:27:52,176
Do you understand?
โ What?
352
00:27:52,209 --> 00:27:55,148
โ Have you checked
his batteries?
353
00:27:55,182 --> 00:27:58,321
โ What are you talking about?
โ Wait, hold on a second.
354
00:27:58,355 --> 00:28:02,062
Hello?
Is somebody there?
355
00:28:02,096 --> 00:28:03,833
โ Hello?
356
00:28:46,885 --> 00:28:48,990
Dad, are you okay?
357
00:28:49,023 --> 00:28:51,027
โ Yeah.
358
00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:52,998
I was up late doing payroll.
359
00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:56,906
โ Dad, we need to talk.
360
00:28:59,377 --> 00:29:01,147
โ I agree.
361
00:29:03,853 --> 00:29:05,255
โ I like to be hugged.
362
00:29:05,289 --> 00:29:07,092
โ Found this in the bathroom.
363
00:29:07,126 --> 00:29:09,898
I thought we got rid of that.
364
00:29:09,932 --> 00:29:12,269
โ Yeah, I'm working on it.
365
00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:20,072
โ That was so beautiful,
Devon.
366
00:30:20,105 --> 00:30:22,577
Was it meant
for anyone special?
367
00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:24,948
โ Only for you, Lexy.
368
00:30:24,981 --> 00:30:27,486
โ I think you're lying.
369
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,327
Okay, I see some familiar
faces in the crowd tonight.
370
00:30:31,361 --> 00:30:33,899
Hey, Mom.
Hey, Dad.
371
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,168
Hey, brat.
372
00:30:36,337 --> 00:30:38,609
Oh, and I think
I see Devon's mom.
373
00:30:38,642 --> 00:30:41,982
Mrs. Evans,
you must be so proud.
374
00:30:42,016 --> 00:30:45,088
โ Yes, I am.
all: Aw.
375
00:30:45,122 --> 00:30:48,495
โ And is that Jake Wheeler
sitting right across from you?
376
00:30:48,529 --> 00:30:51,034
โ Loser!
all: Boo!
377
00:30:51,067 --> 00:30:53,471
โ Loser!
โ Hey, Jake, enjoying the show?
378
00:30:53,506 --> 00:30:56,044
โ Uh, yeah.
379
00:30:56,077 --> 00:30:59,483
โ What did you think of Devon?
380
00:30:59,518 --> 00:31:01,922
โ It was good.
โ Just good?
381
00:31:01,955 --> 00:31:04,060
Come on, Jake, don't be shy.
382
00:31:04,093 --> 00:31:08,435
Now is your chance to tell Dev
and his mom
383
00:31:08,468 --> 00:31:10,105
what you really think.
384
00:31:13,546 --> 00:31:15,482
โ Hey, Lexy!
385
00:31:15,516 --> 00:31:17,219
Lexy.
386
00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:20,893
Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?
387
00:31:23,264 --> 00:31:26,003
โ Who is that?
388
00:31:32,984 --> 00:31:35,455
โ Little help here, Jake.
389
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:44,273
Here...
390
00:31:50,318 --> 00:31:51,555
โ Okay.
391
00:32:07,119 --> 00:32:09,390
โ What are you doing?
392
00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:18,108
โ Hi, I'm Chucky,
393
00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:20,546
and I'm your friend
till the end.
394
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:24,420
You get that now, Jake, right?
395
00:32:24,453 --> 00:32:28,294
โ Yeah, I get it.
โ Now, I said "friend," Jake.
396
00:32:28,328 --> 00:32:30,967
Nothing more.
397
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,004
Not that there's anything wrong
with that.
398
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:41,487
โ Hey, look what I found.
399
00:32:41,522 --> 00:32:43,458
โ My phone!
โ Boo!
400
00:32:43,491 --> 00:32:45,428
โ Ah!
401
00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:49,704
โ Lots of pics of Junior.
402
00:32:51,575 --> 00:32:53,612
Lots of pics of Oliver too.
403
00:32:56,652 --> 00:32:59,056
Uhโoh.
404
00:32:59,089 --> 00:33:00,593
Guess that was a secret.
405
00:33:02,764 --> 00:33:05,068
โ Jake, stop it.
โ I'm not doing this.
406
00:33:05,101 --> 00:33:09,043
โ We all have our secrets,
right, Bree?
407
00:33:11,648 --> 00:33:14,286
Here's Lexy's search history.
408
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,760
Apparently,
she's Botox curious,
409
00:33:17,794 --> 00:33:21,067
she's into Pokรฉmon porn,
410
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:25,208
and look
what she keeps Googling.
411
00:33:25,242 --> 00:33:27,246
โ "Why do my farts smell
so good?"
412
00:33:28,516 --> 00:33:30,786
โ Adorable.
413
00:33:56,638 --> 00:33:59,143
It's contagious, isn't it?
414
00:33:59,176 --> 00:34:01,247
Laughing at people.
415
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,251
Well, guess what, dickheads.
416
00:34:03,284 --> 00:34:04,788
โ Okay, that's enough.
417
00:34:04,821 --> 00:34:06,658
โ Now the joke's on you.
418
00:34:06,692 --> 00:34:08,061
โ Fun's over. Let's go.
419
00:34:08,094 --> 00:34:09,698
โ You're all a bunch
of fucking assholes.
420
00:34:09,731 --> 00:34:11,334
โ Let's go.
โ I'm out of here.
421
00:34:11,367 --> 00:34:13,137
โ Come on, come on.
422
00:34:36,551 --> 00:34:39,189
โ Your teacher called.
423
00:34:39,223 --> 00:34:40,660
You proud of yourself?
424
00:34:43,431 --> 00:34:46,838
โ I'm sorry,
if that's what you mean.
425
00:34:46,872 --> 00:34:49,276
โ You're not sorry.
426
00:34:49,310 --> 00:34:50,813
You were suspended.
427
00:34:53,619 --> 00:34:54,754
โ It wasn't my fault.
428
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:02,135
โ You insulted your friends
and your family
429
00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:05,108
in front of the entire school.
โ They deserved it.
430
00:35:05,141 --> 00:35:08,682
And they're not my friends.
โ They used to be.
431
00:35:08,716 --> 00:35:12,557
You used to have friends, Jake.
What happened to you?
432
00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:14,493
It doesn't bother you
that everybody thinks
433
00:35:14,527 --> 00:35:15,830
you're fucking weird, huh?
434
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:17,834
โ You don't care
that they think I'm weird.
435
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:19,704
You just care
that they know I'm a fag.
436
00:35:21,642 --> 00:35:23,712
Listen to me. Listen to me.
437
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:25,883
You say that again
and I will kill you,
438
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:28,856
you hear me?
439
00:35:28,889 --> 00:35:30,726
You hear me?
440
00:35:32,362 --> 00:35:35,168
โ Should've been you inside
that car instead of Mom.
441
00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:41,515
Get off of me.
442
00:35:49,229 --> 00:35:50,900
โ Go to your room, Jake.
443
00:35:52,937 --> 00:35:53,872
Give me that.
444
00:35:53,906 --> 00:35:54,874
โ No, Dad, I don't think
you waโโ
445
00:35:54,908 --> 00:35:56,645
โ Go to your room!
Go!
446
00:35:56,678 --> 00:35:59,584
I don't wanna see you anymore.
Get up there!
447
00:36:01,253 --> 00:36:03,525
โ I hate you!
I fucking hate you!
448
00:36:03,559 --> 00:36:05,428
โ Yeah?
449
00:36:40,733 --> 00:36:43,337
Who drank my whiskey?
450
00:36:43,371 --> 00:36:45,175
What the fuck?
451
00:36:48,281 --> 00:36:49,784
Ah, son of a bitch.
452
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:11,013
โ Ah...
453
00:38:21,801 --> 00:38:23,572
โ Dad?
454
00:39:12,435 --> 00:39:14,541
โ Jake?
455
00:39:14,574 --> 00:39:15,976
I'm Detective Evans.
456
00:39:16,010 --> 00:39:18,982
This is my partner,
Detective Peyton.
457
00:39:19,016 --> 00:39:22,422
I think you're in
the same class as my son.
458
00:39:22,455 --> 00:39:25,128
โ Devon.
โ That's right.
459
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,036
โ Look, Jake, your uncle's
on his way over.
460
00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:30,873
He's gonna take you to stay
at his place tonight.
461
00:39:30,906 --> 00:39:35,114
I cannot imagine
what you're going through.
462
00:39:35,148 --> 00:39:37,954
You sure you don't wanna
see the grief counselor?
463
00:39:39,456 --> 00:39:41,393
โ No, thanks.
464
00:39:41,427 --> 00:39:43,832
โ Okay.
465
00:39:43,865 --> 00:39:46,738
I just have a couple questions,
if you're up for it.
466
00:39:46,771 --> 00:39:49,142
Is that okay, Jake?
467
00:39:53,619 --> 00:39:54,787
Did you know
that there was a breakโin
468
00:39:54,821 --> 00:39:57,125
at the school last night?
469
00:39:57,158 --> 00:39:59,029
โ No.
470
00:39:59,062 --> 00:40:00,666
โ No real harm done.
471
00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,970
God knows I did worse
in my day.
472
00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:07,045
The funny thing is, the only
thing missing was a doll.
473
00:40:07,078 --> 00:40:09,684
โ Your teacher said it belonged
to you, Jake.
474
00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:12,022
โ I caught your act
at school today.
475
00:40:12,055 --> 00:40:13,124
You were incredible.
476
00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:17,098
โ I'm sorry.
477
00:40:17,132 --> 00:40:18,702
I shouldn't have lied.
I've never done anything
478
00:40:18,735 --> 00:40:20,572
like that before.
โ Don't worry.
479
00:40:20,606 --> 00:40:21,975
You're not in any kind
of trouble.
480
00:40:22,008 --> 00:40:25,616
I just wanna
get something straight.
481
00:40:26,618 --> 00:40:30,759
So you broke into the school
in the middle of the night
482
00:40:30,793 --> 00:40:32,797
just to get your doll?
483
00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:36,236
โ Uh, I needed him to practice
for the talent show.
484
00:40:44,621 --> 00:40:47,158
โ Hey.
You're all right.
485
00:41:00,184 --> 00:41:02,957
โ I'm sorry.
486
00:41:02,990 --> 00:41:06,063
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
487
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:10,238
โ It was an accident.
It's not your fault.
488
00:41:10,271 --> 00:41:13,477
You okay?
489
00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:16,818
Was he drinking?
โ Looks like it. Yes.
490
00:41:18,555 --> 00:41:21,661
โ Thank you.
Come.
491
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:30,779
โ Oh, Jake.
492
00:41:30,813 --> 00:41:33,719
What happened to your nose?
493
00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:35,622
โ I fell.
494
00:41:35,656 --> 00:41:38,260
โ Oh. Okay.
495
00:41:38,294 --> 00:41:40,899
Thank you, Mr. Wheeler.
Thank you, Jake.
496
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,770
I'm very sorry for your loss.
497
00:41:48,648 --> 00:41:52,690
โ So what are we calling it?
498
00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:57,566
โ "Death by misadventure."
For now.
499
00:42:25,723 --> 00:42:27,225
โ Hi, Jake.
500
00:42:31,266 --> 00:42:34,774
So you're gonna come stay
with us now.
501
00:42:34,807 --> 00:42:36,878
โ Okay. Thank you.
502
00:42:36,911 --> 00:42:40,586
โ Can I get you anything?
Are you hungry?
503
00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:41,755
Do you want something to drink?
504
00:42:41,788 --> 00:42:44,627
It's important
to stay hydrated.
505
00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:46,931
โ No, I'm okay.
Thanks.
506
00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:49,369
โ Why don't you show Jake
to his room?
507
00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:51,708
โ Shit.
508
00:43:10,311 --> 00:43:11,815
โ So this is yours.
509
00:43:15,689 --> 00:43:16,991
Make yourself at home.
510
00:43:17,025 --> 00:43:19,095
The bathroom's down the hall.
511
00:43:19,129 --> 00:43:23,070
WiโFi password is "EAGLESCOUT,"
all uppercase.
512
00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:27,378
Is there anything else
you need?
513
00:43:27,412 --> 00:43:30,652
โ I think I'm good.
514
00:43:30,686 --> 00:43:33,758
โ I want you to know
that we're here for you, Jake.
515
00:43:33,792 --> 00:43:36,196
All of us.
You're not alone.
516
00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:39,336
โ Thanks, Aunt Bree.
517
00:43:47,152 --> 00:43:49,022
โ Jake.
518
00:43:49,055 --> 00:43:50,224
What did you mean today?
519
00:43:50,258 --> 00:43:54,032
At the talent show, you know,
about me having a secret.
520
00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:56,370
โ Um, I was just trying
to be funny.
521
00:43:56,403 --> 00:43:58,240
I didn'tโโI didn't mean
anything by it.
522
00:43:58,274 --> 00:44:00,746
I'm sorry.
523
00:44:00,779 --> 00:44:02,850
โ Okay.
524
00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:06,390
Get some rest.
525
00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:29,369
โ Talk to me.
526
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,812
I said talk to me, damn it.
527
00:44:37,753 --> 00:44:39,891
All right.
I'm gonna make youโโ
528
00:44:44,366 --> 00:44:47,171
โ Hi, I'm Chucky,
529
00:44:47,205 --> 00:44:49,911
and I'm your friend
till the end.
530
00:44:49,944 --> 00:44:52,448
Hideyโfuckingโho.
531
00:44:55,321 --> 00:44:57,058
โ Holy shit.
532
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,101
โ I know.
533
00:45:02,135 --> 00:45:04,840
โ Youโโyou killed him.
534
00:45:04,874 --> 00:45:07,980
You really did it.
โ We did it, Jake.
535
00:45:08,013 --> 00:45:09,984
โ I didn't want him dead.
536
00:45:10,017 --> 00:45:11,854
โ What did you think
I was gonna do,
537
00:45:11,888 --> 00:45:13,490
ask him for a hug?
538
00:45:13,525 --> 00:45:15,228
He got what he deserved.
539
00:45:15,261 --> 00:45:16,965
โ Heโโhe wasn't always
like that.
540
00:45:16,998 --> 00:45:18,467
When I was younger,
he was really cool.
541
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,173
โ I know an asshole
when I see one.
542
00:45:23,110 --> 00:45:24,947
โ After my mom died, he justโโ
543
00:45:24,981 --> 00:45:26,416
he couldn't deal.
544
00:45:26,450 --> 00:45:29,456
โ Oh, I thought we were talking
about the cat.
545
00:45:31,561 --> 00:45:34,132
โ You really are
Charles Lee Ray.
546
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:37,171
โ But my friends all call me
Chucky.
547
00:45:43,117 --> 00:45:47,993
Now, let's talk
about that bitch Lexy.
548
00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:08,400
Charles.
549
00:46:11,808 --> 00:46:14,412
both:
550
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,136
both:
551
00:46:35,021 --> 00:46:36,524
both:
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