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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,720 The following program contains strong language, violence, 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,200 and adult humour from the start. 3 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:13,720 Now I am not going to get cross with you. Alright? 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,600 Just tell me how it went so badly wrong. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,760 I don't know Vincent, I don't fucking know. 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,240 I thought we had pulled it off. All I know is I am supposed 7 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,920 to lose the race and guess what, I lost the fucking race. 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,080 Just in a slightly different way to what we had anticipated... 9 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:31,080 Simple, wasn't it? Was it not a simple plan? 10 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,439 You grab the jockey that's riding the favourite... 11 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,280 Switch it out with knobhead... 12 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,399 He fucks the race up and loses. 13 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,360 Gerry's horse comes in and we all get paid. 14 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,880 Tell me how you ballsed it up. 15 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,360 I'll tell you where it happened. This prick here 16 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,560 and his inherit sizeist attitude... 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,640 - Get to fuck. - Ashley Dennings? 18 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,880 What? All I said was that the jockeys, all look the same... 19 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,080 Oh, there we go. Prejudice raises its ugly head! 20 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,440 And he's branding me a sizeist. 21 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,880 They fucking do all look the same - in their matching satin outfits. 22 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,240 All walking one by one with each other like a little 23 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,279 - vindictive fairy tale... - Rude! 24 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,480 I'm sorry. I grabbed the wrong fucking jockey. 25 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,840 It wasn't just the wrong jockey - you grabbed the jockey we 26 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,680 wanted to win the race and you left the favourite to win it. 27 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,760 Knobhead on Gerry's horse. 28 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,440 Go on Tommo! 29 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,220 Where the fuck is he? Where is he? 30 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,720 I never said I could ride a horse. That was you lot, 31 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,640 and your nasty little assumptions based on, 32 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,720 thank you very much, my diminutive stature. 33 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,280 They have chimps riding horses in the circus. 34 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,960 - We shoulda just got a chimp. - Dickhead. 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,440 It wouldn't have made a fucking difference, you... 36 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,360 you got on the wrong fucking horse is what you did alright?! 37 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,640 - You cost Gerry sixteen grand. - F-ffuck. 38 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,680 It's a lot of money. Fuck's sake, now we owe him sixteen grand... 39 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,480 Y'know what I am saying?! It's our balls up. 40 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,520 Again! 41 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:23,799 Fiddly dee, I wonder who this could be?! 42 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,040 - Erin... - It's fucking Gerry you knobend. 43 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,000 121 missed calls. 44 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:31,660 Fuck me! 45 00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:34,540 Vin... 46 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:41,600 Sorry we're full up today so if you can just go down the other end- 47 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,319 Alright love, I am getting it. 48 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,079 I said I'll get it, so I'll get it. 49 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,879 Honestly, what are you stressing about? 50 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,800 I'll tell you why I'm stressing. 51 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,640 There's gonna be twenty five sugared up eight year olds running riot 52 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:55,400 round here in less than four hours' time along with their mega snobby 53 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,759 nosey mothers who'd love nothing more than me to fuck this up. 54 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,640 Oh and on top of that, on top of that I'm meant to be 55 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,280 relaunching a club and I've found out the flyers haven't been 56 00:03:05,328 --> 00:03:08,168 handed out, which means we are going to have no fucking customers- 57 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,880 Right, where do you want me? What can I do? 58 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:10,920 Hang on. 59 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:15,620 Excuse me, out boys, thank you... 60 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,320 No chance. 61 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:23,079 Mate, it's a kid's party not some stag do in the 'dam. 62 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,360 Go on. 63 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:27,120 Oh, it's getting worse. Go on. 64 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,360 Stop making words for a second... Cos I am here, 65 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,040 and I am looking at the cake right now. Jesus, they are brilliant aren't they... 66 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:33,800 Are ya? 67 00:03:33,824 --> 00:03:36,520 Yeah, they are amazing at what they can do. Look at that... 68 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,200 They've spelt everything correctly? 69 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,100 Fucking hilarious, y'know I am bad with reading stuff... 70 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,480 What is it supposed to say? 71 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,440 It says 'Vinnie you're having a fucking laugh if you think I'm that daft'. 72 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,840 That's a lot to fit on one cake innit. 73 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,320 Just get the cake here, pronto. Right, don't let me down Vin... 74 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,680 I won't let you down, when have I arrived... she's gone. 75 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:55,759 She's just gone. 76 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:00,120 Oh yeah, shit... Have that... 77 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,319 - JJ? - Vincent? 78 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,399 Are you still after a Rolls, you? 79 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,159 Yeah. What's the condition? 80 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,639 It's mint. Classic. Deep blue. 81 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,600 - 91 plate... - Yeah. How about the interior? 82 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,640 Cream leather. 83 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,720 Oh, my flipping God, yeah, yeah, get it, get it. 84 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,159 Get it? Oh! 85 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,160 Oi listen. Drive carefully right and don't do anything stupid like taking 86 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,230 any of them lot for a ride in it. 87 00:04:22,254 --> 00:04:23,896 Oi, knobhead, you are on speaker phone. 88 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,960 Good. Well flipping well make sure none of you chimps touch anything. 89 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,760 And that is especially you, Tommo, with your dangly little legs 90 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,680 - and dirty size four shoes. - They are size six. 91 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,220 Scratch it and I'll scratch you. Comprendez? 92 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,780 Com... Com... Completely. 93 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:42,647 - Vin, can we stop for chips? - No, we can't stop for chips. 94 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,360 - Why not? - Cos we've got to drop this off haven't we? 95 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,040 What? 96 00:04:46,064 --> 00:04:48,600 Here yar... Sorry, how do we get bluetooth on? 97 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,260 Menu, settings, bluetooth. 98 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:55,440 - Why do you need the bluetooth? - Chips afterwards, how's that? 99 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,520 - But it's on the way... - Never mind if it's on the way... 100 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:04,480 Where are you... No. Come back here you bastards! 101 00:05:11,807 --> 00:05:13,407 Oh fuck. What's going on? 102 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,160 Cream donut. 103 00:05:14,184 --> 00:05:16,016 Cream donut, where did you get a cream donut? 104 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,520 - Had it on me. - What, in your pocket? 105 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,957 - Yeah? - Oh, Christ. 106 00:05:18,981 --> 00:05:21,479 Asked you to keep your eye on him, it's a posh car y'know. 107 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,880 JJ's been after one of these for fucking ages. 108 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,600 Honestly this could sort us out y'know, set us straight with 109 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,640 - Gerry and that. - I am gonna bell that twat. 110 00:05:33,993 --> 00:05:35,360 Now then Gerry love... 111 00:05:35,384 --> 00:05:38,079 You've got some neck phoning me, you balding little prick. 112 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,640 H- way now, come on... 113 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,960 Give me a chance to say, I'm going to sort your money out. 114 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,680 I can get you a chunk of it today Gez. 115 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,000 - It's too late for that, Vinnie. - What? 116 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,840 - I've sold the debt on. - What? 117 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,360 I've cut my losses and I've sold the debt. 118 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,760 You no longer owe me the sixteen g's. 119 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,240 Fuck dude, who've you sold it to then? 120 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,720 - The MacDonaghs. - Oh fuck off. 121 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,160 You fucking could've given me some time there! 122 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,440 You've had time. Plenty of it. 123 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,560 You dodged all my calls and showed me no courtesy. 124 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,200 - You forced my hand, Vinnie. - You know what they are like. 125 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,640 They are nutcases. 126 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,880 My advice to you is settle the debt with them lunatics before the 127 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,960 interest starts piling up and spiralling out of control. 128 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:21,440 Fuck me. The MacDonaghs? 129 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,720 Devon Lewis owed them a grand six months ago, now it's twelve. 130 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,120 He's a fucking window cleaner, how's he gonna pay them back? 131 00:06:27,144 --> 00:06:28,639 Especially with two broken ankles. 132 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,360 MacDonaghs nicked his ladder when he was doing a third-floor window. 133 00:06:31,385 --> 00:06:33,320 Fuck me, that's all I need innit. 134 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:35,160 How are you now? 135 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:37,879 What? 136 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,879 How? Don't rip the piss of us... 137 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,599 Grand, yeah, we're on the way. We're on the way... 138 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,720 What's going on? 139 00:06:44,744 --> 00:06:46,456 It's me Uncle Francis. He wants to see you. 140 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,600 What's Uncle Francis want to see me for dude? He doesn't like me at all. 141 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,880 - Something's happened to Doolan. - He's not got engaged again, has he? 142 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,560 He's been kidnapped. 143 00:07:12,964 --> 00:07:17,199 He went out yesterday morning, the last thing he said to me was 144 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,599 'I love you, Mammie. 145 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,840 I'll see youse in a bit' but then he never came back. 146 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,759 Don't worry Clodagh. Doolan'll be back, you'll see him back in one piece real soon. 147 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:30,180 Happen he got lost or y'know... Or engaged again? 148 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:32,961 He likes getting engaged. That's true. 149 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,320 He's romantic like that. 150 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:37,240 Sixteen engagements is beyond romantic. It's pathological. 151 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,880 Don't you feckin talk ill of your poor brother, not while he's 152 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,160 in his hour of need. 153 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,279 - I mean do we know who's taken him? - Stupid fucking question. 154 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,919 The list's as long as your arm. 155 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,000 Take your pick from any of sixteen jilted brides 156 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,959 or their humiliated fathers for starters. 157 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:55,720 That fella he fell out with over the whole business with the weasels and the caravan? 158 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,680 Yeah... 159 00:07:56,925 --> 00:07:58,740 They after sending a note. 160 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,260 Ta. 161 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:09,040 'Give us twenty grand, 162 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,980 Or Doolan get... 163 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:13,560 Get sit.' 164 00:08:13,585 --> 00:08:15,825 - 'Doolan gets it'. - Get's it, yeah. 165 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,760 'Nockops'? Nockops? Dyl... Nockops, what does that say? 166 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,599 'No cops'. No cops-Christ... 167 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,440 Or funny 'bus in ass'? 168 00:08:25,465 --> 00:08:26,280 Business. 169 00:08:26,304 --> 00:08:28,799 'Or we'll do him in. Send a gadjo with...' 170 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,379 - Fucking hell, 'We'll be in touch' - Gadjo? 171 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,520 Yeah, a fucking gadjo... 172 00:08:33,552 --> 00:08:35,592 - What's a fuckin Gadjo? - Youse. 173 00:08:35,624 --> 00:08:37,216 Youse are fuckin gadjos. 174 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,879 - I'm a gadjo? - Yeah, you're a gadjo. 175 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,599 - And I'm a gadjo am I? - That there is a term for a non-gypsy. 176 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,000 Just say that then... 177 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:46,180 You're the only gadjo we can trust. 178 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,759 And the only one we know. 179 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:54,800 And some random gadjo might not appreciate what would happen to him if he crossed us. 180 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:57,660 You, you fucking know. 181 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:02,279 They sent a burner phone and said they'll ring today so keep it on. 182 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,599 And if you miss it, on your fucking head be it. 183 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:09,560 Franny, is there not someone who's a bit more... suited to this? 184 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,840 - I am just very thin man and... - You won't let us down Vinnie, 185 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,400 It's a big old responsibility though this, y'know? 186 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,200 And I don't want to be late for picking up this cake later... 187 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,919 I fecking told you, he's a waste of fecking space. 188 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,560 We are asking you to save a man's life here and you are pissing 189 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,200 - and shiteing on about cake. - I'll do it. I'll do it. 190 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,480 Too fucking right you will, boy. 191 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,159 Ta... 192 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:38,120 Twenty grand. No funny business. They call. 193 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,199 You go straight down to the drop off point and leave it exactly where they tell you to. Done. 194 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,220 We're counting on you to get him back for us, Vinnie. 195 00:09:58,795 --> 00:10:02,719 Erin. "Where the fuck are you? We are open tonight" - Fuck you. 196 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,360 - What's that about? - Fuck her. 197 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,520 Thinks she can demote me from my own club and expect me to dance to her tune? 198 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,840 No thank you very much sunshine... I made that place what it is right? 199 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,040 And so help me God, 200 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,040 I will turn up whenever the fuck I want to. 201 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,360 I think that is why that place is what it is, Tommo. 202 00:10:18,456 --> 00:10:19,456 Fuck off. 203 00:10:21,223 --> 00:10:25,039 Tyler's birthday innit, yeah? How old's he turning? 204 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,719 - Twelve, thirteen? - Really? 205 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,319 Summat like that... 206 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,640 Seven. He's seven-year-old. 207 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:31,879 He's turning eight. 208 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,319 I suppose you don't see him much anymore do you Dyl? 209 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,320 It's funny isn't it, how things change cos you used to be 210 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,319 with Erin and be Tyler's dad. 211 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:44,959 And now Vin is Tyler's dad and you ain't got anyone. 212 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,940 Yeah. What do you reckon, Cardi? Think I might have fucked my life up? 213 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:53,655 Yeah, but you know if it weren't for second chances, Dyl, we'd all be alone. 214 00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:57,352 I have got it. I got Tyler's cake. Have they rang? 215 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,720 - Defend that with your life. - What? 216 00:10:58,744 --> 00:10:59,136 Got it? 217 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,789 Yes. Get both phones on, get them on bluetooth... 218 00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:03,120 Dyl, just check it is on... 219 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:05,585 Jesus Christ! I just checked it two minutes ago when you asked me then. 220 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,695 It's fuckin' on. 221 00:11:06,696 --> 00:11:08,520 - Is it on silent? - It's not on fuckin silent. 222 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:09,336 Will you relax. 223 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,720 Fuck me, Francis really fucking puts you on edge. 224 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,559 He does yeah, and I swear to God, I just... 225 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,320 I don't know what I do to get on his tits, since I have been a 226 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,200 little lad, he's always hated me, hasn't he? 227 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,280 - Hateful man. Hates everyone. - He's never liked me. 228 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,160 He's only ponying up for Doolan's ransom because my Nan made him, 229 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,960 like forced him to literally do it like... 230 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,980 Hang on. Maybe there's a way of making this worth our while. 231 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,599 - Go on? - What I am thinking is this. 232 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,119 We swap out the ransom money, we stake out the drop spot, 233 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,560 we follow the kidnappers, 234 00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:41,600 we rescue Doolan of course and keep the money for ourselves. 235 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,733 We still have enough to pay off the MacDonaghs 236 00:11:43,757 --> 00:11:45,757 and we keep a cheeky four grand afterwards. 237 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,839 - How's about that? - We are not doing that. 238 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,880 Franny is a grade A lunatic. 239 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,801 He is a nuclear weapon, he's just looking for a reason to go off. 240 00:11:53,826 --> 00:11:57,200 There's no way on God's green earth I am piss farting around with his dollar. 241 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,680 We are doing this by the book boys. 242 00:11:58,704 --> 00:12:01,360 We are gonna go to the kidnappers, we are gonna drop that money off. 243 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:05,680 Save Doolan. Be bloody heroes and off we go to Tyler's birthday party 244 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,400 - with his lovely cake. - Grand. Thank you. 245 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,200 - Thomas. - Okay, fair enough then. 246 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,880 And we need fuel. 247 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,440 Right, you, Are you gonna be a good lad and hang on in there? 248 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,680 Yeah. Yeah. Do you want anything? 249 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,880 No, I'm good. I'm cutting down actually. 250 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,240 Carol's got me on these diet pills. I haven't had a poo in three days so. 251 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,520 I don't think that's good though Cardi, not pooing in 3 days. 252 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,880 I'll take that with me actually. Just remove temptation. 253 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,519 Dude, I am not going to eat Tyler's b-birthday cake. 254 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,600 It's important. You guard that ransom. 255 00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:39,565 Oh. 256 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,290 Oh no. 257 00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:47,820 Oh Christ... 258 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,080 If I was looking at doing a ransom drop off, 259 00:12:56,104 --> 00:12:58,104 I'd be thinking about here, Coldwell Caverns. 260 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,680 No, you need to think escape routes. 261 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,999 Coldwell Caverns is full of shitty back lanes, too easy to block. 262 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,640 They're going to be looking for access 263 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:06,960 to a motorway where they can just disappear. 264 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,239 Or a helipad. 265 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,879 What about that forest we used to piss around in? 266 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,239 I wouldn't go in there for a minute. 267 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,240 Wilton fucking Forest? There’s loads of options there. Perfect for a ransom drop. 268 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,319 - That's a bridal path. - What, for weddings? 269 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,039 For horses, Cardi... 270 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,039 Oh fuck, what are you doing here? 271 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,159 - What are you doing here? - I went for a poo. 272 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,439 - Oh my god the 20 grand. - CARDI! 273 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,040 Jesus Christ. 274 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,125 Give me the cake. 275 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,799 Fucking farmers, shit! Mother fucker. 276 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,639 Oh. Hey. Hey. One job. One fucking job. 277 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,279 Oh fuck me, it's ringing. Ringing. Ringing. 278 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,160 Hello? 279 00:14:33,184 --> 00:14:35,560 Bring the money to Stenner Bluff in one hour. 280 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,720 Follow the path down from the visitor's car park. 281 00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:43,480 Can we just... just... can we just shove this bitch back by an hour? 282 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:47,679 It's dinner time. Me mate has got glands, he's low blood pressure stuff... 283 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:52,280 Be there with the money as instructed or we burn the gypsy to death. 284 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,760 - Fuck. - All good yeah. 285 00:14:53,785 --> 00:14:54,585 Not good, no. 286 00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:57,639 We need to get the money to them pronto or they are gonna burn Doolan to death. 287 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,240 Oh, for Jesus' sake lads. 288 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,919 Right. We need a motor. Now. We need a motor now. 289 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,040 Come on then think then! 290 00:15:04,064 --> 00:15:05,880 - JJ! - Fucking JJ. 291 00:15:19,232 --> 00:15:20,480 JJ! 292 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,640 JJ! Oh thank fuck. 293 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,720 JJ, we need a motor fucking pronto. 294 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,400 Why? I mean what could you possibly need a motor for? 295 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,720 What the fuck does it matter JJ? My Uncle Doolan's life is on the fucking line. 296 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,120 We lost the Roll's man, come on. 297 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,920 Oh, okay well y'know actually, don't worry about that because the 298 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,240 - client has now changed his mind. - JJ! We need a motor dude, now! 299 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,360 - I haven't got one. - What's that under there? 300 00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:45,672 - Nothing. - What the fuck is that under there? 301 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,840 - You are up to some shit! - No. Get hold of it. 302 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,279 Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin. Vin! No. 303 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,879 Fucking hell. Shit! 304 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,479 Motherfucker. 305 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,720 You better have a fucking good explanation for this pally boy. 306 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,599 Just calm down alright because this is not what it seems. 307 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,039 - Is it not?! - Fucking bag's gone. 308 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:03,920 What bag? 309 00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:06,920 The bag that was in the car when it got stolen! 310 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,560 - Where is it? - How's this ended up in here JJ? 311 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,080 It doesn't make any fucking sense, at all this. 312 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,840 Unless, are you... 313 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,759 Are you seeing other car thieves? 314 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,399 What the fuck are you on about, that is fucking crazy? I am off. 315 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,520 Crazy is it? Explain yourself... Now! 316 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:27,480 Come on. 317 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,180 I wasn't looking for anyone else alright? They came to me! 318 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:34,800 To begin with. These two fucking young joyriders. 319 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,160 They had this car, and they wanted to know if I'd take it. 320 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,360 And I said I don't need it. I told them I had a guy that sorts me out. 321 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,700 But then they just offered it to me for next to nothing and... 322 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:45,960 I don't know, y'know, maybe I was flattered. 323 00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:46,736 Oh! 324 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:50,719 A few weeks went past and I saw them again. 325 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,160 - Fuck's sake. - Unbelievable. 326 00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:54,359 They were in an A80 with alloys. 327 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,360 I know I fucked up. 328 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,960 Alright. But it was just meant to be like casual and easy. 329 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,679 Just a bit of fun. Like it used to be with us. 330 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,240 Dude, we need to get going. 331 00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:07,216 Son of a bitch. I want fucking names, now! 332 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,600 What? I can't give names out. My reputation would be shot if I gave up my suppliers. 333 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,400 So there fucking are others? That's it! 334 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,700 What are you doing? I am not even involved. 335 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,599 Get the cleaners in on Monday then shall I? 336 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,080 - I'm gonna fucking kill a fish. - Hey. Hey. Hey. Vin. Vin. 337 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,879 Don't you fucking touch my fish. 338 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,279 Shit Put that in your mouth. 339 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,320 Tommo. Don't you fucking touch that fish. 340 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,960 - Get this in your fucking mouth, come on. - What? 341 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,960 Put the fish in your mouth. 342 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,720 If he doesn't give us any names, chomp the shit out of it. 343 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,720 - Can't sweetheart, I'm allergic. - To goldfish? 344 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,760 To seafood. 345 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,640 - To fucking seafood, since when? - Since birth? 346 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,240 - Is that a thing? - Yeah. Yeah. 347 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,160 I had no idea. Put that in your mouth. 348 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,000 W-W-W-What's it taste like? 349 00:17:50,024 --> 00:17:52,024 Like fucking doner meat. It's a fish, innit. Yer knobhead. 350 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,120 I warned you. I fucking warned you. 351 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,760 Have you just swallowed the whole fucking thing? 352 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,640 - No! - Yeah. 353 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,296 No. I can't help it. It's like chewing gum. 354 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,480 It just goes straight down. 355 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,239 What the fuck? Right, I am gonna kill em all. 356 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:09,920 Fucking take it! Alright! Alright, I'll tell you. I'll tell you Vin! Vin! 357 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,040 Right. It is going down like Chinatown. 358 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,640 We are getting the twenty grand back. 359 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:17,599 Dude! Hey! Who are these fellas, Vin? 360 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,160 Have you ever heard of them? What if they're tooled up? 361 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,560 We've got 23 minutes before they burn Doolan man. 362 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,200 - We haven't got time to think. - Ashley, do the door. 363 00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:29,960 Get in here! 364 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,640 Who the fuck are you? 365 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,079 You fucking turd. You Kaden or Reece Williams are yer? 366 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,360 Hey? You fucking are you pair of twats. 367 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,399 That's mine you mother fuckers. 368 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,439 Is this what they teach you at school is it? Dyl. Mind the cake! 369 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:45,519 Is this what they teach you? Fucking robbing cars and bloody nicking cash and that? 370 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,160 - Don't go to fuckin school. - Fucking mind your language. 371 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,760 Hey, have some fucking respect for your bloody elders is what you should do. 372 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,040 What for? Because! 373 00:18:53,064 --> 00:18:55,760 We've been in wars for you pal. 374 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,840 - What for? - To make you free. 375 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,720 - What for? - I'll tell you what for. 376 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,480 So, you can piss fart around on your xbox... Smoking fucking weed. 377 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,040 And platting your hair. Alright? 378 00:19:05,064 --> 00:19:07,720 What would your fucking mam have to say about all this? 379 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,840 - Mam? - What? 380 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,000 Some knobhead wants to know what you think about summat. 381 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,480 Who the fuck has done that to my door? Who is this lot? 382 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,999 - Is this your mam? - Mmhm. 383 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,799 She’s a fucking midget. Go ahead! 384 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,320 - Who are you? - I'll tell you who the fuck I am. 385 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:28,000 Madam. I am concerned standing up- Up-standing. 386 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,040 Fucking-up-standing citizen who, just this morning, 387 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:35,280 had his motor vehicle misappropriated by these two fuckwits here. 388 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,040 And I am telling you now, 389 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,160 they are on a one track path to recinnivism. Eh? 390 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,559 If they continue down this route. And not change their ways. 391 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:48,980 Shut it, nonce. What are you doing noncing round my kids for? 392 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:52,239 - Fucking receding hairline twat. - Oh yer fucker. 393 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,320 Yer a fucking receding hairline. Dyl? Dyl? 394 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,200 Eighteen thousand, eight hundred. It's short by twelve hundred. 395 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,520 How the fuck have you spent twelve hundred quid already? 396 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:06,239 Oi you fucker! Bought summat off Paul the burglar. 397 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,560 What the fuck could've been worth twelve hundred quid off that knobhead? 398 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,500 Arghhhh! Jesus fuck! 399 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,839 Boa constrictor. Twelve hundred quid. 400 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,420 Wanker! 401 00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:22,139 Why is it yellow dude? 402 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,240 We're meant to be there now. 403 00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:32,815 I fucking know that I'm doing my best. 404 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,400 What are we going to do about the missing cash? 405 00:20:34,424 --> 00:20:35,976 Write 'em an IOU. 406 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,920 Fucking IOU, yeah let's do that. Let's do that. 407 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,720 "Dear Mr Kidnapper, due to circumstances beyond 408 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,360 our control, and some shite parenting locally, y'know, 409 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,920 we have lost twelve hundred quid." 410 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,240 Fuck me. I don't fucking know, dude. 411 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,180 Oh shit. Hang on. Hang on. 412 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,920 - Hello? - Is that little shit Tommo with you? 413 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,680 He's deliberately trying to sabotage tonight, he's not handed out 414 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,040 any of the flyers I had made up, no, no, no, he's just dumped them 415 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,120 - in a bin. - Oh he is a fucking nightmare. 416 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,120 I have been looking for him all morning. It's a terrible line this Erin. 417 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,520 Vin? 418 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,879 - Vinnie? Vin? - Fuck. 419 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,279 - Think she believed that? - Did she fuck. No. It was dog shit. 420 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,920 Oh shit she's ringing back. Shh. 421 00:21:15,944 --> 00:21:18,528 Sorry Erin, I am sorry love, we are just in the middle 422 00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:20,760 of something. But he is, he is a peevish little shit... 423 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,580 Are you at the location? 424 00:21:23,619 --> 00:21:25,839 Sorry mate, could you just say that one more time. 425 00:21:25,864 --> 00:21:27,416 We are on a bit of a bad line here. 426 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,040 Are. You. At. The. Location? 427 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:35,040 Am I there? Am I at the loca...? Are you, are you at the location? 428 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,320 I am not seeing you here pal! 429 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,679 Do you see the boulder with a blue cross on it? 430 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,920 Do I see... the boulder with a blue...? I can't just now... 431 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,120 I might be facing the wrong way here. 432 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,000 - So. I'll spin it r... - You're not there, are you? 433 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,360 No. No. Two minutes away. Two fucking minutes. 434 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 Listen to me... 435 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,540 - Fuck. Shit! - Fuck. 436 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,199 That's it then lads, we killed Doolan. 437 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,879 - Why? - I'm just saying what we're all thinking. 438 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,159 - What we gonna do now? - Ring Francis. 439 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,680 - Fuck that. I ain't ringing Francis. - What the fuck else are we... 440 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,840 supposed to do then, Vin? 441 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,960 We'll take the money to the, to the boulder with the fucking x. 442 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,360 I don't fucking know Ashley. I am sorry love. 443 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,759 We have got to do something. He is family. 444 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,480 Oh shush. Shush. 445 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,760 Hello? 446 00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:17,615 You've got twenty minutes to leave the money behind the boulder 447 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,520 with a blue cross in the park. 448 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,400 If it is not there, then the gypsy will burn. 449 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,220 Absolutely mate. I will see you in a bit yeah. 450 00:22:25,396 --> 00:22:27,916 - 'See you in a bit'? - What? 451 00:22:27,951 --> 00:22:30,800 It seems like a funny thing to be saying to a fucking kidnapper. 452 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,600 Well.. What the fu... Stop being predantic, you dickhead... 453 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,200 Stop-It's pedantic. Pedantic... 454 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,680 Fuck! Fuck! What? 455 00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:39,040 How did it escape? 456 00:22:39,260 --> 00:22:42,359 Oh shit! I thought you'd put it in the boot. 457 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,439 Keep that thing away from me dude, for fuck-Why isn't is in the boot? 458 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,680 Chill out. It won't do anything unless it's upset. 459 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,520 You chill out, they eat things my size. 460 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,920 It's a boa constrictor, I seen one like it on YouTube the other day. 461 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,760 I don't give a fuck what breed it is, just get it off me. 462 00:22:54,784 --> 00:22:57,137 Lad, it likes you, honestly. 463 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,880 Fucking hell Shit. 464 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,599 Fuck dude. Everyone alright? 465 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,879 Yeah... Who was coming round that corner? 466 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,719 - Who is it? - Oh, fuck. 467 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,240 It’s the MacDonaghs. 468 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,520 Come on, we are going to have to get out boys. Fuck me. 469 00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:22,620 Yer alright Barry? Is that Davey as well? 470 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:26,020 Vincent. Yer alright? 471 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,100 How's your dad doing? 472 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:31,780 He's alright, thanks for asking. Still drinking a bit like. 473 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:33,700 Nice Rolls. 474 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,100 Ta... 475 00:23:36,198 --> 00:23:39,200 Saved us a trip to come and see you about this money you owed Gerry. 476 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,599 That's our debt now, you know. 477 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,519 And I will not mess you around on that one. 478 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:48,360 Y'know I had only just, just about an hour ago found out about that... 479 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400 Davey? 480 00:23:52,671 --> 00:23:55,759 - How much is here sunshine? - Eighteen thousand, eight hundred. 481 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,800 Don't take it. Davey. Davey. Listen, we're on a life-or-death mission. 482 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,240 We really need that money man. 483 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,279 We all do, Vincent. Eighteen thousand eight hundred? 484 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,679 So there's sixteen to cover Gerry's loss and then there's the interest on top. 485 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,719 Interest? It's only been a day. 486 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,840 Interest at a grand a day, and then there's the damage to our vehicle 487 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,500 and our Barry's personal injury claim to take into consideration. 488 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,120 I'm going to require significant recompense for injuries 489 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,440 sustained, both physical and emotional, in this crash. 490 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,560 We'll be in touch. 491 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,040 Oh. Oh. Hey. Hey. I've got a, I've got a twelve hundred quids worth of 492 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,360 Boa Constrictor, in fucking mint condition lads...? 493 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,160 No, you haven't. He's fucked off an'all. 494 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,600 Fuck dude! Well that's you that is. 495 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,200 You were fucking terrified of it five minutes ago. You fucking- 496 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,200 Get out of it! 497 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,160 Get in the car will you?! 498 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:52,839 Fuck sake dude! 499 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,239 You had one fucking job to look after the snake. 500 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,380 Fuck! 501 00:25:04,615 --> 00:25:06,560 Oi! Where the fuck is he? 502 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,840 Where the fuck is he?! 503 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,080 - Will this un do? - Come on, just hurry up. 504 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,760 Dude, we're pushing it now, come on. 505 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,000 I fucking know Dyldo. I'll get us there. 506 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,440 Why is that on fire? Shit. 507 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,120 Cardi, get in the fucking car. What took you so long? 508 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,960 I had to have a sandwich. 509 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,280 Put the radio on... 510 00:25:26,165 --> 00:25:28,280 We are going to be late now, what took you so long? 511 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,040 Couldn't find the walkie talkies. 512 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,160 Yeah? Fuck me, you found that though, didn't you?! 513 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,520 - What? - A great big sandwich. 514 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,920 We're on a life or death mission where every second counts. 515 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,880 It's Tyler's birthday. A man's about to die. 516 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,560 And you stopped and made a butty. 517 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,520 Not... This was on the side, from yesterday. 518 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,640 You don't even believe that Cardi. 519 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,040 Looks full but it feels like there's nothing in it. 520 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,839 - It weighs fuck all. - How much would twenty grand weigh? 521 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,680 A twenty pound note weighs one gram, so fucking... Two kilos? 522 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,160 - That sounds about right. - We need to pop more in this then. 523 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,240 Right, a full one of those will be almost two kilos. 524 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,000 What? No. Hey Dyldo. 525 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,760 - Don't weigh it down with piss dude! - Have you got a better idea? 526 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,200 - Use a fucking book or summat like that. - Have you got a book? 527 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,200 No. 528 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,400 Just give me two seconds. 529 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,440 I am ready to go. 530 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,040 - Are you circumcised? - Yeah. 531 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,560 It might just be a splutter cos I don't need to go proper. 532 00:26:16,615 --> 00:26:19,455 - Oh Jesus, the size of his penis. - Awful isn't it. 533 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,999 - That's all I have there now. - Go on Tom. 534 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,920 Can we try not bump around so much. 535 00:26:23,944 --> 00:26:25,439 What do you want me to fucking do, 536 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,519 get us there on time or gentle? Y'know what I mean?! 537 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:33,420 Fuck my life. Right, there you go, that's it. That's all you got. 538 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:37,680 Careful Cardi now cos that's almost full. 539 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,360 Well pour some out then before he starts. 540 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,679 I've started now. He's started now. 541 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,079 You better start pulling up, Cardi. 542 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,200 - It's going to overrun, Cardi. - I can't stop. 543 00:26:45,224 --> 00:26:46,376 Oh, speed bump. 544 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,800 Argghh. You splashed piss on me you prick. 545 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,600 Sorry, the bottle's heavy, can you hold it? 546 00:26:51,647 --> 00:26:53,008 I'm not touching it you've pissed all over it. 547 00:26:53,032 --> 00:26:54,456 I can't, the bottle... 548 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,759 - I've got piss on me hands... - The bottle's all slippery. 549 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,840 Oh fuck. Protect that cake dude. Fuck! 550 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,520 It's in my eyes. I've got your fucking piss in my eyes. 551 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,440 I just got a gobful Cardi. 552 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,760 Four minutes to go and we're at least eight minutes away. 553 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,480 I've got other people piss all over me fucking trousers... 554 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,320 What the fuck is he doing now? 555 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:19,639 Me pants are fucking-Ah shit, me fucking pants. Me pants have gone. 556 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,700 Vin turn round. Turn around Vin, me pants. 557 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:33,240 Right, is everyone in position and receiving? Over. 558 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,319 I'm standing here by the massive statue... 559 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,600 - Oh God. - Lads, stop talking at the same time 560 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:42,240 and say 'over' when you're finished. 561 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,320 Over. 562 00:27:43,321 --> 00:27:46,760 Ashley are you in position and receiving. Over? 563 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,559 Receiving. Receiving. Over. 564 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,320 Thomas, are you in position and receiving? Over? 565 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,480 Everything tickety-boo, over. 566 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,360 For fuck's sake, Tom. 567 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,800 Fuck mate, I am sitting having a fag. 568 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,880 I'm blending in aren't I? That's what people do. 569 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,640 - Useless dickhead. - You didn't say 'over'. Over. 570 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,840 Cardi, are you in position and receiving, over? 571 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,999 Where the fuck...? 572 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,239 Cardi, are you in posit... where the fuck's he now? 573 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:16,319 I don't believe this. He's over at the fucking ice cream truck, over. 574 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:21,040 Look at him, Fucking hell. He's not even got his radio on. 575 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,960 Listen, can none of you pay attention longer than five bleeding minutes lads? 576 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,840 Hey. Hey. Quiet. Vehicle approaching the drop off from the west. Over. 577 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,920 Ooh... Which way's west, over? 578 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,080 No, never mind. False alarm. 579 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,400 - They turned off. Over. - Oh Fuck. 580 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,079 You're supposed to say over. Over. 581 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,079 Look! Squirrel! Squirrel! Look! 582 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,240 Calm down will you, there are squirrels all over the fucking place. 583 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,399 I mean, have we just given up saying 'over' then have we? Over. 584 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,640 Fucking. Giant. Squirrel. Over. 585 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,560 - What the fuck are you talking about? - Ooh. Ooh. 586 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,200 Holy fucking shit, where the hell did he come from? 587 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,919 Jesus H Christ I see him. 588 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,680 You are fucking getting on me tits. 589 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,280 There is no such thing as giant squirrels. Ooof! 590 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,900 He's got it. He's fucking got it. 591 00:29:05,574 --> 00:29:07,500 Fucking stop that squirrel. 592 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,120 Oh fuck. Fucker! 593 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160 Fuck! 594 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,400 Get the squirrel! 595 00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:37,240 Fuck you squirrel! Fuck! 596 00:29:51,273 --> 00:29:52,780 You not answering that? 597 00:29:53,381 --> 00:29:54,540 No. 598 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:56,180 Is it Francis? 599 00:29:56,821 --> 00:29:58,100 - Yeah. - Yeah. 600 00:29:58,436 --> 00:30:02,560 Y'know there's a chance they might not actually like really kill Doolan. 601 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,679 Are you fucking mad? 602 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:08,640 We've just sent his kidnappers two litres of dehydrated piss. Y'know. 603 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,640 I think they are going to be fuming, taking it 604 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,679 out on poor Doolan right now. 605 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,600 Poor sod'll be burnt to crisp by now won't he?! 606 00:30:16,277 --> 00:30:18,079 Crispy Gypsy. 607 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,839 - Fuck's sake Tommo. - What is your problem, sunshine? 608 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,480 I am just saying what we are all thinking aren't I? 609 00:30:24,284 --> 00:30:29,880 I remember when err Doolan got engaged to Lorraine Hennessy, 610 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:33,119 two weeks after he'd got engaged to Sharon Hennessy. 611 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,960 He had a set of bollocks on him, didn't he?! 612 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,960 I'll have a double Hennessy please. 613 00:30:37,189 --> 00:30:40,960 He was a hopeless romantic. He just fell in love too easy was all. 614 00:30:40,985 --> 00:30:43,985 Yeah, that lad fucking loved getting engaged. 615 00:30:44,289 --> 00:30:46,280 Unbelievable parties. 616 00:30:48,068 --> 00:30:52,328 We could just like, ask him where he has taken the money. 617 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,359 - Lord Fire... - Who? 618 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,600 The squirrel? 619 00:30:55,624 --> 00:30:57,839 And how the fuck are we gonna do that? 620 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,200 We just could pop down to the takeaway y'know and ask 621 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,720 'where did you take the money'. 622 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:14,240 Christ Cardi, you pick your moments to be useful you, don't yer?! 623 00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:15,960 Here we go. 624 00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:17,720 Go on Ashley. 625 00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:24,759 - Please, god, take it! - Shut the fuck up dude. 626 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,960 Where's Doo... 627 00:31:27,097 --> 00:31:29,160 Take that thing off him, it's weird... 628 00:31:29,644 --> 00:31:32,680 Look at me. Fucking squirrel, where's Doolan? 629 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,840 Who? 630 00:31:34,236 --> 00:31:36,640 Doolan. Do what? I don't... 631 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,639 Not fucking do what or doo wap... 632 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,279 Doolan. I know you fucking kidnapped him. 633 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,215 - I saw you take the bag. - Fucking squirrel. 634 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,120 - What? - Yeah. 635 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,200 No. Some Hillbilly said he'd give us a hundred quid if I went and 636 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,319 picked it up for him. 637 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,840 I'm sorry, we are being a bit rough with you. He is a sweet lad. Just a squirrel. 638 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,679 Sweetheart, listen to me. Listen to me now. Settle down. 639 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,280 What did the hillbilly look like? 640 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,426 I never seen his face, he just calls in orders and 641 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:02,535 and tells us to leave food at the gate to his fucking creepy 642 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,200 - hillbilly place out past Joshi's Moor. - Joshi's Moor. 643 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,960 Good lad. Right. Where the fuck is Joshi's Moor? Is it Yosh's? 644 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,480 Yoshi's... Yoshi's Moor... 645 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,720 Come on let’s go and save Ashley’s uncle. 646 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,400 Get in the fucking car. 647 00:32:19,301 --> 00:32:21,280 Oh dude, it smells like bacon. 648 00:32:21,304 --> 00:32:23,960 No. No. No. No. Barbecue chicken? 649 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,160 Reckon that's Doolan that, lads. Human flesh. 650 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,959 Oh fuck... 651 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,080 That looks like, yeah, that looks like a human limb sticking 652 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,280 - out of a barrel lads... - Fuck's sake. 653 00:32:34,305 --> 00:32:37,320 Poor Doolan. They've barbecued the bastard. 654 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,680 Just call Francis, let him deal with this. 655 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,640 I can't dude. I can't call Francis and tell him we lost his twenty grand, twice, 656 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,400 - and killed his fucking brother? - He'll fuckin kill him, Dyl. 657 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,640 - Me? It wasn't just my fault. - Yeah, but, 658 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,440 for all intents and purposes, Francis detailed the responsibility to you, 659 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,880 so... in't that right, Ash? 660 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,360 I'm gonna go in lads. No one messes with my family. 661 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,680 Ashley. Ashley. Fucking hang on a minute... Ash. Ash. Ash. 662 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,120 Ash... Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Get down. Get down. 663 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,760 Tommy, stay here with that fucker. Behave yourselves. 664 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,360 You're coming with me. Shit. Shit. Get down. Get down. 665 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,880 You're coming with me. Come on. 666 00:33:26,615 --> 00:33:27,808 Fuck. 667 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,480 We need him to talk though dude. We need him to be able to talk, 668 00:33:50,504 --> 00:33:51,576 don't knock him out. 669 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,160 Dude, I think you are knocking him out. Ashley... 670 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,480 Where is he? Where is he? Oh shit! 671 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,320 - Cardi! Cardi! - I've got it! 672 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,199 - Where's Doolan? - I don't know lads. 673 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,680 Where is he? 674 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,439 Lads. Lads. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. It's me lads. 675 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,400 Stop hitting me will yer? Please God it's me... 676 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,760 Jesus. Doolan are you alive, are yer? 677 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,400 I'm fucking alive. Now would you just stop fucking hitting me. 678 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,359 Shut the fuck up. You terrible bell end Doolan. 679 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,920 I am not a fucking... 680 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,639 Are you going bald? 681 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,280 - Yeah. - You need to watch that now. 682 00:34:35,327 --> 00:34:37,767 Oh shut your mouth Doolan. Make a fucking brew dude. 683 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,799 - What's the deal? - Get me up. 684 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,239 Here, wear that. 685 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,920 Cheers dude. Erm what is that thing? 686 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,280 That was a collagen-activating face mask. 687 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,479 Invented by top scientists in North Korea. 688 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,039 - I paid three hundred quid for that. - Oh, r-right. 689 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,600 Worth every penny. Look at that, not a blemish... 690 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,240 Are you fucking mad? Wittering on. Collagen face masks. 691 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,759 For God's sake, let's get to the pressing matter at hand. 692 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,320 Why the fuck have you done any of this man? 693 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,119 Why couldn't you just ask Franny for the money? 694 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,855 It’s half my business too, but Francis has been skimming from it for years. 695 00:35:10,888 --> 00:35:13,368 If we’re equal partners, how is it that he can afford a 696 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,518 60k pound Mercedes and I still haven’t got a pot to piss in, right? 697 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,040 This was the only thing I could think of to try and get some 698 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,120 - of that money back off him. - I mean yeah. Be that as it may. 699 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,400 You've put us in a fucking awkward predicament here. 700 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,760 I'm going to have to tell Franny otherwise it's me in the shit. 701 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,200 Would you be telling him about getting the ransom nicked off 702 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:33,919 of you twice or that you paid off the McDonagh goons with his cash? 703 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,599 How the fuck do you know about that? 704 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,599 - I have my sources. - Fucker! 705 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,880 Ashley, clip him round the fucking head. 706 00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:44,655 Right, I'll say this. If you can keep your mouth shut, you can have half that ransom. 707 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,319 Vin, we don't have the ransom anymore. 708 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,440 I know we don't have the fucking ransom dude. 709 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,359 I know that. We're going to owe it yer. 710 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,975 I'll get it to yer as soon as, ten grand, coming your way. How's that? 711 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,760 Good man. Good man. I'm bleeding well. I'll drink to that. 712 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,040 I'll drink to that. 713 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,960 - I've got just the thing here. - Oh perfect. 714 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,000 Good catch. 715 00:36:06,609 --> 00:36:09,159 Get a good fucking swig of that now. 716 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,240 We'll have a good night tonight, huh? 717 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,800 That's a lot in't it... 718 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,439 Oh, you fecking bastards, is that piss? 719 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,400 It is yeah. We all had a piss. 720 00:36:24,341 --> 00:36:25,820 No. No. No. No. 721 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,800 I'm covered in cake. Shall we sack it off? 722 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,840 Come on boys, the night is young. 723 00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:10,495 I don't care who you think you are, you're not in costume, 724 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,440 you look like you've been rolling in shit and you stink 725 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,920 of piss. You're not coming in. 726 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,560 Jez, stop shouting. Jez. Let me get a fucking word in. 727 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,415 Shall we just call Erin and see because I don't think Tommo is going to get us in. 728 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,200 Listen sweetheart, I don't know what Erin has been 729 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:27,040 telling you, but I am the co-manager of this here enterprise. 730 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,800 So don't mess with me pal because I am your fucking boss. 731 00:38:31,073 --> 00:38:34,880 I swear I didn't man. No I did. Oi. Hey. 732 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,160 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hang fucking fire a minute pal. 733 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,480 I don't have a boss, and I've never fucking heard of you. 734 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:45,295 So why don't you fuck the fuck off before you get hurt, alright? 735 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,960 Let me just... For fuck's sake. 736 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,800 - Hold me back. - What? 737 00:38:49,824 --> 00:38:50,800 Hold me back. 738 00:38:50,801 --> 00:38:52,520 Settle down. Gerry let me get a word in... 739 00:38:52,672 --> 00:38:54,200 Fucking let me at him. 740 00:38:54,225 --> 00:38:56,119 I see you mate. Leave him. He's not worth it. 741 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,679 Leave it Tommo, he doesn't realise who he's messing with. 742 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,760 No one disrespects me on my own turf. 743 00:39:00,784 --> 00:39:01,896 I did not do that dude. 744 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,359 You sleep with one eye open. ‘Cos I don’t forgive or forget. 745 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,040 Tommy. 746 00:39:05,064 --> 00:39:06,360 Shush. 747 00:39:06,384 --> 00:39:09,040 Leave that fucking man alone. Jesus Christ. 748 00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:12,759 Gerry listen to me. I wouldn't do that on me death bed. I would do summat like- 749 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,439 - For fuck sake. - What? 750 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,900 Davey McDonagh's just been nicked spending snide notes. 751 00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:21,279 Francis used counterfeit bills to pay his brother's ransom? 752 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,799 - Yes. For fuck's sake. - And now it is my shagging problem. 753 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,439 Don't storm off Tom. Let's get to the Rolls. 754 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,519 Get in the fucking van. 755 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,360 - Whatever vehicle it is. - Fucking Jesus. 756 00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:38,920 So does that mean we still owe the MacDonaghs sixteen grand and 757 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,000 all that other stuff? 758 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,959 Yes, it does, yeah. Christ... And they are very bad men. 759 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:49,119 And we're in trouble with them because Davey got arrested. 760 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,040 Yes. 761 00:39:50,041 --> 00:39:52,719 It's a shame really that that boa constrictor won't the one 762 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,519 that got nicked from that private zoo in Hepton last weekend. 763 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,360 What? 764 00:39:57,384 --> 00:40:00,240 Yeah, Carol told me about it. They're offering a massive reward. 765 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,220 Shit. Where did you last see it? 766 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,780 Fucking hell. 767 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,359 Are you alright? 768 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,540 For fuck's sake. 769 00:40:14,766 --> 00:40:16,160 What are you doing you, 770 00:40:16,184 --> 00:40:18,919 fuck over here and give us a hand looking for this snake dude. 771 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,736 Get to fuck. I am not dipping about in a field with a massive snake on the loose. 772 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,399 I am too... vulnerable. 773 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,940 He's no use anyway. 774 00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,100 We could use him as bait. 775 00:40:29,657 --> 00:40:30,600 Fucking bell ends... 776 00:40:30,601 --> 00:40:34,199 Oi listen Cardi sweetheart did it not occur 777 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,399 to you that it might be a bit of a fucking coincidence, 778 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,160 we've just acquired a boa constrictor from Paul the burglar, 779 00:40:41,284 --> 00:40:45,400 and there's a really fucking valuable one gone missing up the way dude? 780 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,840 Oh yeah. No, it did. But I am usually wrong. 781 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:54,399 Fuck. Vinnie. Vinnie. Hey... Vinnie... 782 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,300 Cardi. Cardi. Cardi... 783 00:40:58,424 --> 00:40:59,760 What are you laughing at? 784 00:40:59,784 --> 00:41:02,199 Just stay where you are cos you look really fucking cool. 785 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:02,760 What? 786 00:41:02,784 --> 00:41:04,218 Just try and give us a smile as well. 787 00:41:04,243 --> 00:41:06,519 Go on. You look well up against that car I reckon. 788 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,239 Tommo. Tommo. Stop throwing a hissy fit. 789 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,800 D'you know what, I have enough of you lot. 790 00:41:12,686 --> 00:41:15,119 There is no need for all that venom. 791 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,640 Tell you what dickhead. Go have a look for your snake. 792 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,840 Go and have a look for your little boa constrictor. What! 793 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,400 I hear you're a man that can get things done. 794 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:30,280 Thwarted at the first hurdle. 795 00:41:30,969 --> 00:41:32,799 There's no way we're nicking them cars. 796 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,360 - Hardwick. - I just need that touch. 797 00:41:36,893 --> 00:41:38,333 You there. Young man. 798 00:41:38,358 --> 00:41:39,559 The feel of a woman. 799 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,239 It's my posh voice, adds a touch of class. 800 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:44,439 I just love the cars and I want them back. 801 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,500 Right boys we're on, let's go. 802 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,380 Wine her, dine her- 803 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:52,560 Then fuck her brains out. 804 00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:55,079 - You after his cars aren't you? - No... 805 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,080 Absolutely. 806 00:41:57,716 --> 00:41:59,200 It's intense. 807 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,080 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 808 00:42:05,104 --> 00:42:08,320 Sub extracted & improved by Se7enOfNin9 for addic7ed.com 66281

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