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Your drink sir.

Who is that for, huh?

Here, drink, drink. So.

Come on, don't you want it.

It's nice, la Lo, Lo, Lo.

If you don't want it, then later, eh, Bobby.

Pretty girls, it's quiet in the business, a dog.

It's not about you.

- What do you wish madam? - I'm just checking.

- Oh, let's see. - What do you wish, sir?

I want a gift for a woman. A very beautiful woman.

- Let's see what you have. - In gold? - Of course.

- Because those little presents... - Well, this powder box is selling well.

Not bad, let me have that brooch take a look at the window.

So you don't know what to take.

Hey, it's a thief!!

This one is very nice, exclusive model.

I need to think about it for a while don't think it's my choice.

What, I think you are your has already made a choice.

Would you like to follow me to the cashier in my office.

- I do not understand. - I'll tell you in my office.

- But.. - This way, sir.

look now, What is it?

I'm sure that I just had a gold lighter.

Are you sure? Of course, girl, it is.

- But, sir. - Nothing sir.

I protest.

Don't protest sir, it's outrageous.

Give me back the lighter.

- Which lighter? - Which lighter, which lighter!

- I don't see... - You don't see it?

But I see everything in it Berth�s business happens.

- Such a neat man, a thief. - Damn it.

- She said 'nice man'. - Luckily Boniface caught him.

That's me.

Boniface, detective from the Berth�s department store.

Do you understand now?

My compliment, but it's not a fair game.

- What good is not a fair game to me? - Hey, Monsieur Boniface, what are you doing now?

I'm detective, ma'am the deputy director!

- But you hurt him. - Look my dear.

- You won sir. - Glad to hear that.

- Did you call sir. Boniface? - Yes.

Take him to the office. We will prepare a report shortly.

- I'm very sorry. - I will.

I follow you.

Well mister Boniface with what a flair did you do this. I love that.

- Oh, you know Mr. Director. - And what about this best man?

Well Mr Boniface, bravo, bravo, Again, bravo, bravo!

Take my hand. I am having fun with criminology with this one.

Let's get the stuff of the widow

the antiques dealer's stuff bring happiness.

Having at the flea market they just mess.

Hey, can't you watch out!

- Rene, where's the bag? - The sack, I got it on my head.

Can't you watch. Watch out from now on.

- I'll make you pay. - Where's the bag? Which bag? He is gone.

It's Boniface, I'm sure.

Walk away with your Boniface.

- I just saw him. - On the TV sometimes?

- Look Boniface, he's sleepwalking. - He sleeps... -walks!

He walks on the at night roofs of the customers.

Did he recognize us?

Are you crazy, he doesn't know himself.

He himself does not know what he is doing.

Come with me. Where to? To his room.

He gave us that back then shown out of courtesy.

Come and see, there's nobody here.

Oh, look! he has made progress.

Detective at Berth�s, come on!

That guy can defend himself.

But we also get rid of it and certainly on his bones.

Forward.

Say, do you enjoy it steal a cop's stuff.

But still is detective and sleepwalker a strange combination.

The detective must be beaten turn into. Forward!

I see visions now...

...you're getting old, poor Victor, it doesn't get any better.

I don't understand, this is the first Finally I can't get it to work.

- Don't break the iron. - No, no, I know how to do it.

- Well are we going? - No, first put everything in its place. - Why?

He will have it tomorrow to break in.

- And what about the box? - Not that one. He doesn't take it with him.

When he wakes up, it's still there.

What did I tell you.

What are you doing here? your place is not here, but there.

Everything has moved. What a surprise!

I know someone who gets in trouble. Big problems!

Sir here it is breakfast for sir.

That's nice Jules. Say Jules it goes on like this.

What did I say Jules, never move the objects.

Jules, you are... You are not Jules.

- No, sir, I... - Do not say anything.

- But I know you. - Yes sir, I am...

Quiet, I'll tell you who you are.

Let me consult my file.

I see your photo in it.

You are the little..

No.

A small detail is missing, but it will.

Ah, You are the tempter who walked around the Cote d'Azur.

Oh, sir, oh, no.

It's impossible with that shit.

Well, You are the deaf and dumb of the "Porte d'Italie", betting!

I believe you.

Yet...

But you are Rene of the Charlie gang.

Who sell dark things.

Unfortunately, yes sir.

I was there,

and now I am Ren�, house servant to serve you, sir.

I see, you don't have a good past and now need to improve your behavior.

Yes sir and I hope for the good way to stay.

I trust that sir helps me with this.

- Help you? - Yes, sir.

Help you?

- Take a seat. - Thank you.

I'm listening..

I hope sir is so kind to forgive my mistakes.

It's hard to get a good place to find..

If you want to work honestly.

Your debt does not diminish, but if you want to work everything will be fine again,

let's forget the past.. return...

- ...but if something happens... - oh, sir!

- It's okay, I trust you. - Thank you Mr Boniface.

Nothing to thank, Jules.

With your permission I call you from now on Jules.

Oh, by this affection I am deeply touched.

Thank you sir.

He has become cold.

Well, I'm counting on you, Jules.

Sir can sleep peacefully.

See you tonight, Mr Boniface.

Hey, see you tonight!

- Boniface does nothing for him. - I know what I am doing.

With some repentance it always succeeds.

If I do that with Boniface... well,

It is round.

You know, he's coming he even calls me Jules.

- Is he gone? - Yes, he just left.

Okay, everything's going well.

And now that mug...

What you...

Well Charlie, you got your life not changed.

What?

You still keep the jewels together.

I already told you that.

I don't like that people my orders criticized.

Don't get mad...

Hey, don't you meddle.

We're all going for this hand over to Boniface.

But Charlie, look at that.

Look, Berth�s, 40,000 francs.

It's the label that you pay, moron.

That's not a bit for that chain. It is not worth more than 1000 francs.

But they are a couple thieves, those guests.

I don't think it's bad.

No, we can do a lot better with those guys over there.

We can now strike.

We can make our move and keep the jewels.

You do not understand...

We'll have it done by a sleepwalking man.

A guy who lives in a shop where there is millions of junk.

And you want to drop everything to to keep this trade.

You run the risk of waking him up if you put the box back without looking.

End of the rooftop walks.

Believe me, it's better this way. You come with me and you stay there.

- Who is there? - Me, the manager, can I come in?

Shut up.

Are you not dissatisfied with your apartment, gentlemen?

No, it's fine.

You stay on the sixth floor...

...but with some patience I have a better one on the first floor.

Thanks in advance. Thank you.

Shall I check the faucet in the bathroom?

Have we already done that is doing great.

You have no luck with the floor, and my servant is gone

...but there he is, Jules, come here.

I don't know you, where is Jules?

Oh, yeah, right... I'm his cousin...

He asked me to replace him.

What an authority, without saying anything.

He would have liked that, he has something at his mouth.

He can't talk at all.

Then serve these gentlemen.

Goodbye gentlemen, Goodbye Mister.

We've done it nicely chatting with us.

Let's go now.

You probably want some more air?

Are you going to alarm again?

The thief got in here.

And walked straight to the display case.

Without making a sound he opened the door.

And as an expert he has took the jewels.

Out of the ordinary!

Then he opened the door geslottery tickets

and... and he left.

Genius and then, and then...

then he is in the night with the stuff disappeared.

Whither, whither, Yes where to?

I do not know.

'Cause if I knew then I wouldn't search.

Well, I understand correctly...

Little has been stolen so far.

But.. we will get it tomorrow already have caught?

In all stores.

Naturally.

Obviously, that's all what can you say?

It would be better to catch the thief. My compliments, Mr. Detective.

Excuse me, Madam Vice President, I am a detective during the day.

And at night I sleep.

Well Mr Boniface, don't get mad.

You are for this matter not responsible.

I do not address you as an employee, but as a technician.

Or rather, as a friend.

Do you want to be in charge of this case?

Mr director your trust touches me deeply.

I'm your man, but leave me alone contemplate.

That's it, just think about it.

Mr director.

Victor... who knows, maybe?

Stop, Victor.

- Mr Boniface. - One minute please.

Where were you last night?

To my post sir.

Where?

As usual, here.

Here?

All night?

You haven't seen anything?

Then you slept!

- No. - Victor you're hiding something from me.

Victor, you're protecting someone, I smell it

that you saw something I smell that.

No no. No.

Have you seen anyone, yes or no?

That is, � yes and no.

- Yes or no. - Yes.

Yes, then who.

Oh, it's stupid.

Victor I get angry. Tell me now who you saw.

- I do not dare. - Who!!

YOU.

I? Did you see me here?

No, not here, but up there.

Up there, you walked there on the girders.

So I was walking there on the joists? Like now?

No, in pajamas with a fedora hat on.

In pajamas and a fedora?

Yes I see it. What have you got there?

- Do you like this a lot? - A little bit.

That's way too much.

Victor, good advice,

if you want to keep your place, chat not too many of these stories.

It's not a home here.

Go rest, go to sleep. so that you are awake tonight.

Alright then.

On the stretchers, in pajamas with a hat on.

Let's not look too much.

I already told you that there is no money here.

Then we don't have to bother.

Do you believe you can do what you want?

No, not him but us.

If he goes up tonight we follow him...

Then we give him a slap on the head and take everything home. come.

Do not worry We still have some work to do.

Come on, Bobby, in your crib.

So, there's my beauty from yesterday.

- Can I make a recording? - On record or tape.

- On tape. - Fine, ma'am.

How does the pianist accompany you?

With my score.

If you want to come in?

Charming.

Would you like to accompany this lady?

In B-mol.

You call that contemplating and catch a thief, mister detective?

Everyone has their own way, Mrs. de ...deputy director.

- Anyway I have... - Later, I have something important to arrange.

My lobsters, Mrs. de...

Miss, it's my one pleasure to meet you.

I am Mr Boniface, detective of the house.

- You made a recording? - Yes, singing.

I see it, micro, piano, auditorium. Are you satisfied?

I hope so... I'll hear it like this.

You are charming, you have a divine voice.

What, were you never in Orly?

- Never. - Well, Stella Gazzini.

Stella Gazzini, wait it begins.

- What is that? - A technical problem.

We'll do it right away.

What do you take me for?

I'm a celebrity.

Yes, madam is a star.

Sorry it's a novice.

I'm very sorry.

I don't want to cause you any trouble.

Anyway, I would like to learn you better beter know.

What you do, where you live...

- Are you going out tonight? - This is a real interrogation.

Sure, a private detective.

- You are funny. - Yes, I'm funny.

And if you want to know everything I hang in the house,

the second portrait I signed

and I die singing.

Ah, the one who dies, that's you.

That I haven't seen that before.

Can't you give me one first sign.

Well, a little sign, and I fly right away.

By the way, is there a who wants me to love him,

Grand Hotel... leave it about me.

Yes, at that point we have artists a quick adventure.

Do not be afraid. Tact is my business.

- See you soon. - See you soon.

Again!

But... that's you.

You're getting annoying aren't you!!

It's forced.

It works, the thief can come now.

My system is definitely infallible.

I'm connecting the hose here.

Great, this is the egg from Columbus.

No, it's a gas hose.

- I mean it's genius. - Genius, that's it!

- And now, the gunpowder. - The gunpowder, you're going to blow up the house!

No, the gunpowder is just dangerous for the thief.

It gives me his print.

So if I understand correctly...

...we will find the thief tomorrow morgen in pieces at the display case.

Basically, yes. But it is no ordinary thief.

He likes locks and alarm systems.

You are right, two precautions are better than one.

...and three then two.

Come with me.

Look what Victor is doing.

- Victor! - Sir?

Carry on.

The linoleum is treated with a layer of fat

because of which itpowder on the thief's sole sticks.

If he escapes, we follow the trail.

Then we can catch the thief.

He can't fly.

See you tomorrow morning, you can stay here nobody come in.

Except Victor.

I have a word with him to discuss.

Do that. I'm going again to my office.

This time we'll get him.

Count on me. Boniface state about to catch him.

- What is it? - Nothing.

What are you doing?

I feel the wood.

You feel the wood. Look, I want to take your bottle.

You shouldn't spend your life in a chair.

You don't have to change anything your habit..

- ...just that you don't sleep. Understood. - Yes, Mr. Boniface.

Here's another boyfriend, be not afraid.

In case of alarm, shoot without warning.

- But Mr. Boniface. - There is no but Mr Boniface.

You shoot. That's an order. Take it here.

Good Mr Boniface.

Take this.

Everything is fine. I can go to sleep.

And you guard, watch...

So, four precautions are better than three.

What is Boniface doing?

Don't worry, he's coming out at night.

He doesn't come at night.

Then another time.

- There we have grandpa. - But there's nothing for you

I don't have to explain anything, an orange, a Tigalo 24,

and don't forget that I been up 18 times,

and 37 times to do the job.

Hand me that table.

Then we have another in the closet.

So guys, here it is.

Wait a second.

Sir is served; beef, chicken with mayonnaise,

a bowl of salad, cheese, fruit,

and everything with a shop wine.

That's okay with you, isn't it?

And shut up, because if you open it and you'll get it.

Shut up, the guard is inside.

That's not too early.

And now go play, bad slept..

- And within 10 minutes he has to sleep! - Yes, I'm going.

Guy, check it out.

Within.

Did Mr Boniface call?

I called? No.

I heard it calling here.

Did it ring in there? Do you have to clean the bell?

Good evening.

While I'm here, I will let them sleep.

How come, let madam sleep? I sleep alone there is no one.

Besides, I'm not sleeping.

And why should I go to sleep?

No sleep, strange.

Do you want me to have a make a nightcap?

A nightcap, like a glass of red wine, with the newspaper,

leave me alone, okay?

But sir, I heard it anyway call here.

It's all right, good evening. Him with his bells.

If you do it right you can you go in the morning.

I don't think so, I'm in no rush.

Well, are you okay?

What do you think. I was crazy He has no sleep.

He has no sleep He has no sleep.

But when I think about sleep...

That isa good idea.

That was a good idea of?? his.

When I look at you like this is it contagious

I go to his room again.

Yes.

You again?

I understand I'm boring you u Mr Boniface...

...since I'm on the right track I don't have anyone to pay attention to me...

very sad you know could I speak to you?

All right... I'm listening.

- Don't feel like sleeping? - No, I don't feel like sleeping.

I thought so.

I'm not always a bad one boy been...

On my fifth...

Did you start that later?

No, the drama in my life started when I was five years old.

My mother died when I was five years old.

My father was not rich, he was a shepherd.

Was he a shepherd?

Oh, that's a nice profession.

He started with 1 sheep.

Then he had 2 sheep...

when 3 sheep... 4 sheep...

5 sheep...

6 sheep...

7 sheep

8 sheep...

Ten past twelve.

Hey, don't start snoring.

What is grandpa doing?

He's not back yet. Let's go see.

Hey pickle!!

You want to squeeze in, don't you?

- Did you forget? I don't see it. - No, he left.

That's smart too. Can't pay attention?

- I tried that, but... - What do we do now?

We have to go find him.

We absolutely need to know where he is.

Hurry up.

Watch what you do. Wait a second.

You go ahead.

- I'm not trying to get to that. - Shut up.

He's right, I'm not going for that either.

Idiot, what do you say to that go, we're not in the circus.

It's enough anyway for tonight.

We know the right way to Berth�s.

Tomorrow we will know how to go. Let's go to bed now.

That seems better to me too.

But tonight I'm not crazy.

It's Boniface, it's Boniface.

Come down, come down.

I beg you, Mr Boniface...

I am obliged to shoot...

you said that yourself...

Mr Boniface, for the last time...

Come down.

Watch out, I'm shooting.

You, I have to put on something, that you come this night too,

do not touch me,

How sweet are you.

How beautiful... what a class.

You are not like other men.

Original, at least you're not stingy, but...

You know how to talk about a woman.

Miss, I ask you, take it easy.

Go back to sleep anyway.

Go to sleep for such a white fart.

I'm going to make a round at the jewelry.

No, that's not happening. Nobody comes there.

Sir has that Boniface expressly...

Mr. Boniface, Mr. Boniface... Who is calling the shots here, you or him?

Neither he nor I, ma'am, make the eventsand out of service.

If Boniface was serious, he would now be here with us tonight.

But he's sleeping now!

Thief... where are you... help..help..

Help me, help... help...

- What is it? - The thief!

What a beast!!

The bracelet!

Stop the thief. Nobody out.

Hi.. it's you sir Gailleur, good day.

With me, ...I'm fine.

Oh, do they have jewels stolen... What, What...

Boniface is coming soon. Well, Commissioner?

- Inspector. - Excuse me. What do you think?

Nothing yet.

- Inspector, didn't walk the path. - I know.

- You do know something. - Yes.

- What then? - Buck.

Calm down, Miss Tomas, most of all, stay calm.

- Hey. - Nothing.

Now we can again start over.

Starting over, with that infallible everyone is suspicious. Thanks!

There would be no one here in the department may come. It's your fault.

- But. - He is right.

- Inspector Bedoit. Pleasant. - Boniface of Berthes.

Well, colleague, how are you we at the investigation?

The only interesting witness, him.

Are we finally going to use something?

We, yes. But you, no.

- Would you leave us alone? - How come?

- Stay at your disposal, Miss Tom�s. - Stay available, Miss Tom�s.

That's going too far!

And you too, Mr. Director.

Professional secrecy.

I do not know anything. I haven't seen anything.

- But I didn't ask for anything. - He didn't ask.

- Who have you seen? - Who did you see?

- No one. - But you shot.

But you shot.

On who? On who?

On nobody.

- To the deputy director, she was there. - No.

Watch out, you saw someone.

Yes No.

- Yes or no. - That is, yes... and no.

Is it yes or no. Hey, is it what he says?

- Yes. - Who?

Mr Inspector, that I don't want to tell.

- Who? - Who.

Him.

- You? - It repeats again.

- Have you seen Mr Boniface? - Have you seen Monsieur Boniface?

Where?

- Up there. - Up there?

On the girders.

On the stretchers, with pajamas and a fedora hat.

No, no, with a dressing gown on and a felt hat.

Like I said, it repeats itself again.

He was fishing.

Oh, so I was fishing.

- By which? - With a fishing rod.

With a fishing rod.

He fell on his head.

She fell on my head.

- The fishing rod? - No, the deputy headmistress.

- The deputy director? - The deputy headmistress?

That's enough.

In fact the mystery remains standing upright.

There are two people involved. The night watchman and the director.

The director is above suspicion, and about the night watchman we have yet to see.

And Miss Tomas...

You are forgetting one more, my dear.

- Who then? - Yourself.

- I? - Sure, you know the gems...

You put them out yourself...

she designed for the store, you know all the ways out

it takes less to to suspect someone.

Where were you last night?

Tonight? In bed.

What time did you go to bed?

What time? I do not know that anymore.

As for the details, we are not surprised.

No, none...

- Don't you believe me? - I don't believe anything. Answer!

- What did you do last night? - Slept, just like everyone else.

What do you do at night then?

Oh yeah, can you prove that?

That's for last night.

My dear Boniface, a clear proof of your innocence.

- Charming meeting by the way. - I do not understand..

Oh, you know, with women...

- How did it go? - What?

- This night? - This night?

Professional secrecy.

What is it?

Tired, isn't it, the lovemaking.

The lovemaking, oh what.

- What is that? - The night watchman.

- What? - the precursor to the night watchman is Bobby...

my student, excuse me.

I had completely forgotten him come soon.

It's time for his bottle. Allow me.

Victor said he's becoming like a lion.

...a lion?

Hey, is Boniface there? He's still awake.

They're still down there. We must try to avoid them.

He's waiting for us downstairs. Come on ahead.

What are you doing now. What are you forcing.

It is ready in 1 minute.

And if the alarm goes off? You have to watch out.

Now don't be so stupid.

- What are we going to do now? - To wait.

Hey, everything's going well. I'm going for a while make a round downstairs.

- Can you see. - Like a blind man.

That's how we break our neck.

Here's a staircase.

Oh... Boniface... Boniface...

Boniface... Boniface..where are you?

Boniface... answers...

We knocked down a cop.

You stay here and you go along with me.

Extend this.

Boniface, Boniface is walking there again, help!

What is it, is there a thief?

Who are you? I do not know you. What are you doing in my bed?

It's not possible, I'm still dressed.

It's a dream, a dream.

No, it's a nightmare.

- Let me go, let me go. - Guess what, I was sleeping...

Well, is it over now your comedy?

But honey, I don't know this gentleman.

Seriously sir, I don't know this lady.

Sir thinks he's hunting,

as usual, but unfortunately I'm not gone yet.

It's a misunderstanding...

...i know I'm at my office fell asleep.

...and you woke up in my wife's bed.

Got in with even a bottle of porridge.

I was wrong!

As far as you are concerned, I would rot away quickly.

- Forward out. - Oh excuse me.

I am as surprised as you.

I wonder how I came here.

Dayou will understand.

That's appealing!

Boniface, calm down.

Just to recap..

I was at Berth�s with the inspector...

then came Bobby, because it's time before his bottle was...

I'm back to my office That was it.

That was it. I fell asleep. And now I'm here.

Without knowing why... ...nor in what way.

But then...

Ma'am, don't be afraid.

I sleepwalk, that must be it.

I sleepwalk like my uncle Mezie and my aunt Petronie

that hasn't happened for a long time. I'll go and apologize.

Sincere, believe that.

Is the door there? thanks.

No, don't come along.

Ha, you got your gun?

I just told her the truth.

I am a sleepwalker.

- Ah.. You are a sleepwalker. - Yes.

I'm probably through the window entered.

Look, look, through the window. So go back because of that.

Therefore, that is impossible.

To go through that now.. I'm not a sleepwalker now.

You are sleepwalker when you that suits you. Get out!!

Fast...

- Get out quick! - I'm going, but carefully.

Hey, careful.

- Hello, hello, emergency service? - I'm listening..

A madman at the Grand Hotel? We are coming.

YOU?? Didn't you understand from yesterday?

I understood and the jewelry thrown out.

- Hello, hello, emergency service? - I'm listening.

The Grand Hotel, again.

Is that guy back? We are coming.

I have to sleepwalk. I have to go to sleep.

1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep...

..., 4 sheep, 5 sheep, 6 sheep...

Mrs..

The brooch from the display case.

So... then Victor was right.

The necklace... the thief... that's me.

Well, Boniface, you have to do something.

I have to put it back.

- Hey. - Hello Mr. Director.

Something horrible is happening.

You're normal aren't you?

- I'm all right, you see. - What happened to you, Jules?

Don't talk about it, it's terrible. I have to explain it to you.

Do not worry.

Hi Mr Boniface, Mr Boniface...

he doesn't answer..

- Three days in a closet. - Three days in a closet?

- You know that sweetie. - Yes, I know that sweetie.

- He also had a revolver. - A revolver?

He was completely bald.

- He was bald. - He.

Ren�, yes, now I understand it all.

Miss Tomas.

Yes, hello.

A scream... and he doesn't answer anymore.

We have to call the emergency service.

Yes, at Berth�s. We're going there... a car!

Yes, I'm listening, what... killed a man. True?

Rue Saint Honor� 30. Calm down, we'll come right away.

I'm sure jewelry were in this box

I saw them with my own eyes in the hands of the gangsters.

- He was almost full. - But now it's empty.

- Where are the jewels, whereare they? - I don't know, sir.

They went to Berth�s.

To Berthes. Are they with Berth�s?

They've been there all day. Are the shutters on the roof opening.

I have to make sure they don't escape.

Mr Boniface, Mr Boniface..

Sir you are going to fall you risk your life.

They'll see what a sleepwalker can.

The emergency service... where... gangsters on the roof. Alright here we come.

All eight cars. Emergency service... a man on the roof.

There he is, he's walking on the roof. Come quick. Come quick.

I'm calling all cars.

Come to Berth�s.

Sound system.

Surrender or I'll shoot.

Fourth Brigade, position yourself with the ladder truck.

They are already there.

Throw away your weapons, surrender.

- Bastard. - Clutter.

There he is, he's just alone. He cheated us.

Return the jewels. Return the jewels.

Dare if you can.

Help, help.

Mother!

Turn it around.

Please, I'm scared.

My head, my head.

Ren�, get the jewels.

Boniface, Boniface, I'm coming...

- I don't have the key. - Leave me.

Let go anyway.

- We'll grease it. - I'm coming with you.

That's what they call gangsters.

Are you OK? Just ask the chimney.

Boniface, well done. A formidable act.

Bravo!

Boniface. come into my arms.

Dear Boniface, you are a hero,

or better yet.. you are a hero.

What... he's extraordinary.

After this adventure Boniface married and was very happy with his wife

and...

Not you yet, you're still too young. Maybe next year.

Mister agent, look up there. You must do something.

Oh that, that's the Boniface family, who is walking.