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"When I run after what I think I want,

my days are a furnace of stress and anxiety.

If I sit in my own place of patience,

what I need flows to me and without pain.

From this, I understand what I want also wants me,

is looking for me and attracting me.

There is a great secret here for anyone who can grasp it."

Rumi.

Keep pushing.

God did not make you weak.

Only you can defeat you.

Welcome to Los Angeles,

city of lost angels and dreamers,

a place where anything can happen,

and I mean anything.

Most people out here are running,

running away or chasing something.

I guess I was doing a little bit of both.

Like my main man Rumi said,

"The day I decided to stop running

was the day I found

what I didn't even know I was looking for.

Keep pushing!

God did not make you weak.

Keep pushing!

- Yo! - Sorry brother.

Come on, yo!

Stop, stop, stop.

You know what?

It's fine.

I'm fine, it's fine.

You don't look fine.

I mean, you look like, damn, she's fine,

but you just don't seem fine.

Look, it was an honest mistake.

Stop following me before I call the cops on you

after I kill you.

Let me just write my wrong.

You can kill me after.

Are you deaf?

I said, no.

I just, I just...

Please baby.

Please, please forgive me.

Our kids need you.

I need you.

Don't leave us again.

- Are you crazy? - My soul,

I don't want to be a single father.

What are you doing?

Just let me make it up to you.

I'm embarrassing myself.

Just let me write my wrong.

I mind.

My soul, my heart aches.

She gonna leave our kids.

Please!

All right, fine, fine, just get up.

Jesus.

I'm Marlon.

April.

♪ I'm dealing with addiction ♪

♪ Problems with addiction ♪

♪ I'm trying to crack the code of you baby ♪

♪ I wonder you let me in ♪

♪ Carrying a load that's too heavy ♪

♪ Let me lend a hand ♪

♪ I got faith that we can work it out ♪

♪ Just as long as you got faith in me ♪

♪ Two years was over well we're fighting now ♪

♪ We can get back to the love we need ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ I think we got to fix something ♪

♪ Hey, what the problem is ♪

♪ We got to fix something ♪

♪ Hey, what the problem is ♪

♪ Let me tell you what the problem is ♪

♪ I think we got to fix something ♪

♪ Hey, what the problem is ♪

Tada!

Thank you.

It's good, huh?

♪ We're trying to fix what isn't broken ♪

♪ Well it's no way to make amends ♪

♪ Making issues of the little moments ♪

It's wine.

Let me see this.

It's not bad, 12%.

I'm impressed.

Do you have cups in there?

Cups?

Baby, we in Crenshaw.

Don't need no cups.

Oh my goodness.

When in Rome, right?

Crenshaw.

It's a little sweet.

Little sweet?

It's not bad.

I don't mind sweet.

That's not bad.

Like this?

Bottom's up.

This is how you wash clothes, people.

I think I drank a little of that wine a little too fast.

Here is my share for the wine.

Oh no, it's my treat.

Just here, take some please.

Shit.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Why didn't you say anything?

Happy birthday.

'Cause it's none of your business.

How much time is left on my clothes?

Two minutes.

I didn't mean to pry.

Yeah, well you did.

I'm hungry.

Are you coming?

You know, I know this really good restaurant downtown.

We should go eat.

It's your special day.

I feel you should be treated accordingly.

How about you let me cook you something?

I've been told I make a mean grilled salmon.

You know what?

Screw it.

Drinking in a laundromat,

lunch at a stranger's house.

It's fine, I can drive though.

I parked over, fuck!

No there.

It's definitely-

- We had quite a few.

I don't think driving would be a good idea.

Okay true.

Let me call us a ride share.

Okay.

Is everything all right?

Yeah.

I was just thinking,

damn, I bet she never rode the train before.

The scenic is it's amazing.

Come on, let me show you something.

I cannot believe I'm actually doing this.

Believe it.

So where are we going?

A detour.

And do you do this often?

Taking random girls to your apartment?

Maybe.

I bet you do.

Ah, this is a newly gentrified Crenshaw,

old Crenshaw to me.

Is he talking to us?

Cool it.

He's talking to everybody.

Ignore him.

I see.

So Marlon, where are you from?

What?

What are we doing here?

The salmon.

Oh, right.

You're not coming in?

No, I'm okay.

I'll stay out here, get some fresh air.

You want anything?

No, I'm good.

Wait, can you get some more wine?

Please don't walk away from me.

Seriously, can we just talk about it?

I'm tired of having the same argument.

Watch me walk away.

Can we talk about the fact that we have

to start planning right now?

No, we can't talk about it.

I've already said my peace.

I've already said my peace.

We are gonna stop our lives to have this kid.

I don't want to.

We have to start

and all I'm saying is let's talk about kids

and then we can figure it out later.

Seriously, you're gonna walk away from me?

I'm just gonna go to the store.

She with you?

Yeah, sort of.

Not bad, not bad at all.

It ain't even like that.

I just want to go in,

cook her a quick meal and I'll be right out.

Come again?

Marlon, you know I can't do that.

I could lose my job.

I already let you stay

a week past your original move-out date.

I understand.

Oops, look like I lost the key.

Hopefully someone finds them

and returns them in the morning.

Thanks.

For what?

So did you just move in?

Not exactly.

Let me pour you a drink.

Interesting.

Thanks.

You painted this?

Yeah, at a wine and paint.

Oh, you mean a sip and paint?

Yeah, a sip and paint.

Hmm, thanks.

It's not bad.

I'm gonna go get the food ready.

Careful, careful.

That's the secret sauce.

You don't want to eat too many of those.

Salt and vinegar chips on fish?

Interesting.

So where did you learn to cook like this?

My mother.

Really?

Mmhmm.

It was like her escapism.

She taught herself how to cook

like it was nobody's business.

I wanted to burn, burn.

Well, she sounds really special.

She was.

She was?

She passed a few years ago.

I'm sorry.

It's okay, I,

I made peace with it.

It smells good so far.

It's gonna taste even better.

That was incredible.

Stop it.

Honest to God, some of the best I've ever had.

Well, thank you, I'm glad you liked it.

Mmhmm.

Well here, I got something for you.

For me?

Yeah.

Okay.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear April ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Make a wish.

♪ Got me feeling small ♪

Thank you.

♪ I'm in the hole to find love ♪

♪ It's not the typical rouse ♪

I don't have any protection,

I mean forks, clean forks.

Don't worry, I got you.

That's crazy.

Seems important, think you should answer.

No, it's no one important, just my husband.

Just...

Just your husband?

Yeah, it's okay though.

The hell it's okay.

I think you should leave.

I said it's no big deal.

Look, the one thing I'm not

is a man that mess with another man's wife.

Do you know what?

You don't know a damn thing about me, Marlon.

Okay?

April wait.

April, wait, wait, wait.

Oh yeah, let me hear ya.

10, nine, 10, nine-

Louder!

Seven, Martin, 10, Martin.

Who's the best player in the league, huh?

It says Martin.

When I hit a home run and go woo!

What's up, nigger?

Babe, I got my new ball.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, April!

Did you get everything?

Not everything.

Left a few items for Goodwill

or your next yard sale.

Nothing you can do, huh?

Nope.

When do you leave?

Tomorrow.

Need a ride?

I just want to go

enjoy and see the city.

Come on, man.

Let's have a beer.

Right on.

Hey, hey, birthday girl, what happened to you?

I came out the shower you.

What you doing, man?

It's supposed to be your day.

We supposed to go get some food.

Come on, baby, shit.

I don't understand what the fuck is going on.

Just come back to the house, come home.

You out here doing this dumb shit, come home.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Damn, what am I gonna do now?

Come on, Marlon, think, think, think, think.

What do I have to gain here?

Hell, what do I have to lose?

Hey bro, how are you?

All right.

Tough week?

Something like that.

Long trip?

Somewhat.

Well take care of yourself, brother.

You take care of yourself.

Yes, yes.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

I have something for you.

I read this already.

Read it again.

There's a lot in there.

You sure?

Yes.

And you can keep it.

It's a gift.

Man, who told you

were the minority?

That's all part of the propaganda

that they feed you all the time.

You got to go beyond the television.

What you need to do is travel a little bit

to some of these other countries

and find out we're the majority.

Why do you think so many of them are so afraid?

Brother, trust me, you gonna be all right, okay?

You got plenty of us out there to take care of you.

My Brother Peace be upon you.

in Arabic] Peace be upon you.

Take care of yourself.

Marlon?

Baby, where are you?

Marlon?

Marlon?

I forgot my purse.

Look, the least I can do is walk you to your car.

Fine.

Are you sure this where you parked?

No, I mean, yeah, that's where I parked.

I'm gonna call that number right there.

Don't.

That car's under his name.

He can deal with it.

We're talking about your husband, right?

Soon to be ex-husband, yeah.

All right.

I got a surprise for you.

There we go.

Well hello friend.

- Hey. - Hey.

Looking good.

Alice, April, April, Alice.

Don't you two make a cute couple?

Hey, I want you to meet Newt, our driver.

What up, Newt?

Hey, sorry about, I heard about.

What happened?

Oh nothing, just a little situation.

Have you ever been on one of these tours before?

Can't say that I have.

Well, welcome aboard.

You're gonna hear toward tales of Tinseltown.

Yes, salacious stories of scandalous cinders,

desperate deaths and pathetic parents.

Sit back, relax and enjoy.

Newt, hit it.

And in fact, that was

the first Gruman's theater right there.

Oh and coming up as a very, very, very famous place.

It's been in the movies in fact.

Do you remember when Richard Gere

came pulling up in the limo,

the Puccini was playing "Roses",

and he said, "Vivian, Vivian, don't be a hooker anymore.

Come back to me and work with me."

Yes, that is the very fire escape

from that famous movie, "Pretty Woman."

These are birthday slushies,

little bit for me,

a little more for you.

There we go.

Woo.

Is that what I think it is?

Oh, you know what?

I'll smoke it over here.

No, no, you're good.

I want to try.

Have you ever tried it before?

You sure?

I've always been curious.

All right.

Just watch me.

Woo, okay.

Smells interesting.

You see what I'm doing, though?

Watch, watch, look at this.

I see.

Inhale,

Oh yeah, that was different.

Let me show you something.

Slightly open your mouth.

Just trust me.

All right.

Close your eyes.

Relax.

♪ Staring at the clock is too hard for me ♪

♪ It's too hard for me ♪

♪ There ain't no one waiting here but ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

Mmm, that feels good.

I should've tried this a long time ago.

♪ I just don't feel right ♪

♪ Getting any closer ♪

♪ So girl until the wait is over ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Doesn't matter how much sand's in the hourglass, hey ♪

♪ I know I deserve to earn you back, baby ♪

♪ Even though it hurts ♪

♪ You must be my favorite verse ♪

Shall we?

I bet I can get us free drinks.

How?

Bullshit, that will never work.

Bet me.

Five anytime push-ups.

Deal.

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen,

I would like to propose a toast.

I have a confession today.

I love this woman.

I love her.

I love you.

I do.

I want to make a commitment.

Will you be the love of my life for the rest of my life?

Yes.

Let's make this one a happy pour.

- Congrats. - Those drinks are on me.

All right, okay.

Me too, guys.

The next shot's on me.

Cheers, cheers.

Too many offers.

- Salute. - Salute.

Bless you.

You want another one?

One, come on, come on.

Two, there you go.

Oh my God, I can't believe that actually worked.

Told you.

I won.

Here, pace ourselves.

Hydrate.

Listen, I don't need a man telling me what to do okay?

Okay.

What are you talking about?

If I want a slushie or water or to hydrate,

I'll get it myself.

I'm just saying, look-

- Yeah, I know

but I can control my fucking liquor.

I don't need you telling me when and how to do it.

You're crazy.

I'm crazy?

I'm not the one picking up random women

'cause I'm too afraid to be alone.

Fuck you.

I didn't force you to come with me.

Marlon?

Marlon?

Where are you baby?

Come back.

Don't do this.

Get it together, Marlon.

Don't do this.

Come on now, Marlon.

Where ya at, baby?

♪ When the wait is finally dead ♪

♪ I breathe ♪

♪ I know what dead means ♪

♪ You were trying to find ♪

♪ Just trying to find peace ♪

♪ Just trying to find peace ♪

Hey yo, you are testing my fucking patience.

You need to bring your black ass home

right the fuck now.

The fuck do you think I am?

You think I'm one of them little-

♪ Just trying to find peace ♪

♪ Just trying to find peace ♪

♪ Trying to find peace ♪

♪ Find serenity in the chaos ♪

♪ Like how they find a cure in a disease ♪

♪ Take the wheel when you take loss ♪

♪ Trying to fill your way with debris ♪

♪ Got to hold your head up sometimes ♪

♪ Don't let the ground break you down ♪

♪ You've been looking for Lord knows ♪

♪ Like a prayer in a war zone ♪

♪ We're just trying to find peace ♪

♪ Just trying to find peace ♪

♪ Just trying to find peace ♪

♪ Just trying to find peace ♪

Hey, I know you.

Yes, I know you.

You do look familiar.

I don't forget faces.

I'm trying to think,

Oh, you went to Dorsey, right?

No.

The reality show,

this guy who just got out of a relationship

and he ain't really move on,

he has too much baggage and issues.

The semi-pro football player, right?

Yes, yes, that's him.

That's not you?

- I'm just an average Joe. - I see what's up.

Are you out here getting drunk?

Apparently yeah.

Oh, so you're out of here flirting?

Like we don't have a family at home?

Like we haven't spent the whole day together today?

I was-

- What?

Have fun with that.

Marlon, come on wait.

Wait.

I'm sorry.

It's all good.

I probably overdid it on the slushies, I know.

No, not the slushie.

Forgive me?

Yeah.

You know I wasn't trying to control you, right?

What's good, Baby?

Yo Marlon, what's good, my boy?

What's up?

What you doing over here?

I should be asking you that.

Who that?

Oh this April.

How you doing? Baby.

April.

Nice to meet you, pretty.

Oh this, this is Si..., This Simone.

I'm Marlon.

Okay.

She got attitude.

You know I meant to say I'm sorry about everything.

Nah don't-

- What happened?

Nothing, just a little situation.

We going to get something to eat.

Y'all can pop in.

You want to hop in?

Yeah, I'm down.

You want to double date?

We not doing the date no more?

It's a double date.

Shit, you ain't no, Marlon be throwing down.

Yeah, he cooked for me earlier.

Mmhmm.

You ever think about opening your own kitchen?

All the time.

Well, I think you should.

You'd probably do pretty good.

Thanks, but it takes money

and money I don't have right now.

You know, I can introduce you to some people

that have money.

Really?

Yeah.

Can you hold this for me?

What's your number?

323-656-555

What's that?

I should not have clicked on that alert.

Alert?

Hey Baby, do you think you can follow this GPS tracker?

Wait a minute,

you tracking your husband's phone?

Husband?

Yeah, he's a cheater though.

Then why are you still with him?

You crazy, let's go get this nigger.

What?

Nah man, all right.

♪ You could ask tiny so hot ♪

♪ I'm talking east side legend shit ♪

♪ Back then, a nigga being off the porch ♪

♪ Running up and down, benching with the toys ♪

♪ Busting fools down at the stores ♪

♪ Now nigga, pulling up in the Porsche ♪

♪ I was really sleeping on the floor ♪

♪ I was selling dope way before ♪

♪ Up and down benching with the toys ♪

♪ Let you know we on the front line with this water ♪

Dad, isn't that James Martin?

That is James Martin.

Hey yo, let us get a picture, bruh.

They got jersey's at the ballpark though.

You're lucky I'm with my kid, yo.

Don't worry about him.

Let me see that.

Let me see.

What the fuck?

Hating ass fans.

Oh, fans of yours, huh?

I bet you ain't throw that shit

if you was down here, pussy.

James fucking Martin, God damn it, all star.

Mother fucker, I'mma fucking kill you

if I fucking catch, pussy.

Oh that's funny?

That's fucking funny?

Give me the phone.

I'm calling the police.

Yeah, now you want to fucking do something.

Hello, 911?

Yeah, do something, shit.

Mother fucker, if I fucking catch you

you gonna wish you had more than a fucking Slurpee.

That was everything.

Oh my God.

He wasn't hard to find, huh?

Oh no.

He uses his phone all the time

so I put a tracker on it.

That's crazy.

That guy looks just like James Martin.

It's crazy.

'Cause that was James Martin.

Wait, your husband is the James Martin?

Oh my God!

I can't believe I just threw a slushie

on the James Martin's head.

Calm down.

Hey, y'all crazy as hell, man.

Get in the car before the cops come.

Hey, ya'll are crazy, man.

♪ Put some stank on ♪

♪ We are the outcasts ♪

God damn.

Okay, enough is enough.

What you talking about?

Are you serious?

Bruh, it's not a big deal.

Bruh, you tripping.

Why you tripping on me?

You got me running around town

with your little ratchet ass friends

and I thought we was hanging out.

Ratchet?

Bruh, they civilized.

- What you talking 'bout? - You know what?

Fuck this.

I'm done, bye.

You done?

Did you know her?

Nope.

I kind of know the feeling.

My dad broke my mother's heart countless times.

Doctor called him this morning

looking for me for a follow-up ultrasound.

Three whole fucking years of marriage

and he gets another woman pregnant?

Apparently that idiot told the doctor she was me

and didn't even think to cover his tracks.

Excuse me?

Dumb ass.

I don't know if I'm as much relieved as I am hurt.

What do you mean?

I was aware of his infidelity for awhile now.

No real proof, but I knew.

Women's intuition I guess.

But silly old me wanted this perfect life

with a perfect husband and the perfect house,

the perfect car

that my friends and family perfectly approved of.

I realized that I was the only one

that was perfectly unhappy.

So I just left.

That's awful.

I'm sorry it didn't happen sooner.

Hey yo, Baby,

we're gonna walk from here.

All right.

All right.

Nice meeting you.

Nice to meet you.

Stay up.

You too.

♪ You're just too difficult ♪

♪ As the seconds go by ♪

♪ I just don't feel like ♪

♪ I'm getting any closer ♪

♪ So girl, until the wait is over ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Doesn't matter how much sand's in the hourglass, hey ♪

♪ I deserve to earn you back, baby ♪

♪ Even though it hurts ♪

♪ I'll always be here for you first ♪

♪ I swear ♪

What?

Oh no, my feet are just starting to hurt, that's all.

I'm okay.

You want to find somewhere to sit down?

No, I'm good, it's fine.

Hey, I got an idea.

Hold on, I'll be right back.

Okay.

What's that for?

Hop in.

I am not getting in that disgusting thing.

You're kidding, right?

Hold up.

That's dirty.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

No.

Patience, grasshopper.

You're about to be sitting in luxury.

I got you.

You dealing with a baller, baby.

Your chariot awaits.

Wala!

All right, all right, all right.

You should have been a lawyer.

I'm too honest.

Get in.

- Watch your legs. - Oh my God.

Let me get you a pillow.

Thank you.

How's that?

It's relaxing.

Let me see.

You're like an accountant, lawyer,

something fancy like that, right?

And what makes you say that?

By the way you carry yourself.

How do I carry myself?

With poise, with class.

You seem very self-assured.

Well, maybe that's a blessing and a curse

at the same time.

I think it's a good thing.

Mmhmm.

I got you, I got you.

Thank you.

Ah, that feels better.

You're welcome.

Let me help you out.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, oh, that feels really good.

I work for the EPA.

The who?

Environmental Protection Agency.

What exactly do you do?

Hmm, I'm an environmental scientist.

Oh shit, I never met a scientist in real life before.

Well, here I am, I'm real.

You're massaging my feet.

So what, are you like in charge

of cleaning the environment and stuff?

Yeah, something like that.

Cool.

What about you?

What do you want to be?

I wanted to be alive.

So how do you support yourself?

I'm a line cook.

Then on weekends,

I help Alice out a little bit on tours.

You like it?

Cooking?

Absolutely.

I love it.

The smells, the art, the enjoyment I give.

It just makes me feel like mmm, mmm.

That's what matters.

What?

Doing what makes you happy.

Yep.

Woo!

So what song are we dancing to?

Whatever song we want it to be.

Okay, guess my song.

DMX, Party Up.

Lauren Hill, Killing Me Softly.

Okay, your turn, ready?

Okay.

That's Wild Cherry, Play that Funky Music, mmm.

Nope, go again.

Rick James, Superfreak, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Super wrong.

It's Prince, Purple Rain.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You can't do that.

Purple Rain, it's a ballad, it's a slow song.

It's called interpretation.

And my mind interprets these moves for that song.

Well, I guess you got a point.

I never thought about it that way.

May I have this dance?

What song are we dancing to?

Just follow my lead.

Just let the music play you.

Okay.

I love this song.

So what does Marlon's future look like?

Owning a restaurant

and I say about four, maybe five kids.

Five kids, that's like a small village.

Yeah, I know.

I've always wanted this big family.

You don't want kids?

No, I did, I do,

but James and I tried

and my body just couldn't do it.

So what about adoption?

We considered it,

but James is very traditional.

It's old fashioned way or no way was his model.

Well his loss.

When was the last time you skipped?

Like school, class?

No, like skipping.

Grade school.

Grade school?

That's a long time ago.

I probably skipped a total of maybe four, five times.

Second time being after watching-

- The Wizard of Oz.

How'd you know?

It's like the most famous skip scene of all time.

Yellow brick road.

Off we go.

This the back entrance to my apartment.

I just need to return something really quick

and I'll be right back out.

Ooh, can I go in for a second?

I need to use the ladies room.

Yeah sure.

Thank you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You have to cheers with eye contact

or you get seven years of bad sex.

Nobody wants bad sex.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mmhmm, it's true.

Okay, so what are we gonna cheers to?

Happiness, good company and great sex forever.

All right, I can cheers to that.

Cheers.

You know, I hope we get to do this again soon.

Yeah.

Give me your phone.

Let me see it.

For what?

Just give it to me.

I'm not gonna go through it or anything.

Thank you.

Okay.

What you doing?

Taking selfies.

Okay, come in now.

Come on.

Okay.

Wow, we take good pictures together.

We do, huh?

I'm gonna send these to myself.

Here you go.

Let me see if I got 'em.

Okay.

Isn't that funny?

Wait a minute, what was that?

Nothing, nosey.

Come on.

It was something, I got a glimpse of it.

You might as well.

Come on, I saw it already

Fine here.

That was me 40 pounds ago.

Hideous, I know.

You're beautiful.

Shut up.

I'm serious.

You're beautiful 40 pounds ago

and just as beautiful today.

Is this some kind of ploy to get me to like you?

I'm saying it because you deserve to hear it

and because it's true.

Thank you.

You want to smoke the rest of that joint?

Sure.

I'll let you do the honors.

Am I holding it right?

Yeah, watch your fingers, though.

Okay.

Watch your hands.

Mmhmm.

Great.

I got a charge my junior year of high school.

A couple of friends and myself

went down to Atlanta for spring break.

We're at this house party, right?

Cops bust in,

search the apartments,

find a couple of ounces of weed.

Charges us all with felonies.

Jesus, felonies for weed?

You guys were just babies.

Are you an only child?

To my knowledge, yeah.

Hmm, where's your father?

I don't know.

Look, I only met him a few times.

What about your grandparents?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Okay, I don't know.

Okay, I understand.

No you don't.

Well, help me understand.

I didn't just move in, April, I moved out.

I got kicked out.

Oh, well I have an extra room at my other place.

You can just stay there for awhile

until you get things figured out.

It ain't that easy.

Once I caught that charge,

it's like you tell the truth,

they won't hire you,

you lie, they fire you.

It's a one way ticket to nowhere.

Not necessarily, though.

You have a skill

and nobody can take that from you.

Tell that to my former boss.

What happened with him?

This dude had it out for me since day one.

I'm at work, right?

This isn't a fucking modeling show.

Sharpen that and fucking focus.

Let's go.

My boy Nacho.

What the fuck you standing there looking at?

We're in the back

and we're just having a little smoke.

I knew something was fishy

'cause I worked at this job two whole years.

He comes out of nowhere holding this paper,

a double background check.

He's like, "You liked, you got a felony."

He's like, "You're fired."

No wonder why you keep this place like a prison yard.

You're fired, get the fuck out of here.

All right.

This fool, he didn't leave it there.

He put his hands on me.

You mind if I touch you?

He just kept poking me and poking me and pushing me.

I said, "Man stop"

and he just kept doing it and kept doing it

and then I just snapped.

I choked him.

That's clearly self-defense though.

I have a friend, she's a lawyer.

She's really, really good.

Nah.

I took a plea deal.

I was scared they was gonna throw the book at me.

How long did they give you?

Two years.

I'm sorry.

I'm not.

This ain't the end if me,

ain't the end of Marlon.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah.

Are you like on the run right now?

No.

I'm turning myself in tomorrow.

Are you scared?

Yeah.

I don't know what to say.

I say let's have the greatest time of our lives.

It's your birthday, it's my going away party.

Let's make the best of it, baby.

All right, agreed.

Let's make the best of it.

♪ Just so I can be yours, my baby ♪

♪ Sweet babe, I've been hurting so long ♪

♪ So I can be yours ♪

♪ Oh Lord, did I pull around ♪

♪ Still I make the way around to you ♪

♪ Ain't going nowhere ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do ♪

♪ So as soon as you say I do ♪

♪ There's a soldier beside you ♪

♪ And I'm spending my life to ♪

I have to pee.

Yeah, me too.

We kind of have no choice, right?

Okay.

Hey, the hell you doing over there, asshole?

Wait for me.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah.

We did it, baby.

That was so insane.

Well welcome to my Tuesdays.

Oh, my goodness.

I feel so free.

All right now, flap like a bird.

Come on, fly, fly birdie.

Fly.

Fly.

Hold on.

Hold on, somebody's calling me.

Give me a second.

Yo, what's up, Nacho?

Yo Marlon, what you up to, man?

Hold on, hold on.

Hold on?

Man, I got things to do, bruh, come on.

All right.

Yo, tomorrow's the big day, bruh.

If that's what you want to call it.

My homie Black Hector knows you're coming, aight?

Yeah.

So you can trust him.

All you gotta do is just lay low.

Just keep your ears and your eyes wide open.

It's pretty simple, man, keep your head up.

All right, man.

And yo Marlon, don't worry about money, man.

I'm about to put something on your books.

Appreciate it.

All right.

Let's just finish flying, baby.

Woo!

Yeah, mother fucker.

Ugh, I can't get down there.

♪ I feel wonderful ♪

♪ I feel wonderful ♪

♪ You feel wonderful ♪

Why is that?

♪ We feel wonderful ♪

♪ We feel wonderful ♪

♪ I feel wonderful ♪

♪ 'Cause you had a lot of dranks ♪

♪ And I like a lot of drank ♪

Oh my goodness.

What?

I'm drunk.

You gotta keep singing then.

♪ Ooh ♪

Hey, hey let me show you something.

Let me show you something.

You're not afraid of heights, are ya?

What do you think?

Um.

Don't be a scaredy cat.

Let's do it.

All right, let's do it.

This is amazing.

Wow.

Told ya.

Yeah, you did.

This is amazing.

You know, you're gonna do great things one day, Marlon.

Thanks.

Once I gained the weight,

my husband used to always turn out the lights

before we had sex.

And once I lost it,

things just kind of stayed the same.

I think you look beautiful.

♪ Shit ain't been the same ♪

♪ I miss you ♪

♪ I can't find the love I used to ♪

♪ But I live it up ♪

♪ Stuff that you ain't want no part of me ♪

♪ Jealous, low key ♪

♪ Working for longevity ♪

♪ Did I say too much ♪

♪ Have I lost my touch ♪

♪ I know that you think that we're over ♪

♪ But over is a point of view ♪

♪ Time and sex was all you wanted ♪

♪ Tell me is there someone new ♪

I can't even breathe.

The AC's not working,

the window's not going down.

It's been making noise from the time we started.

Just give me the cash.

Do you got the cash or what?

I have it, I told you already.

Give me the cash!

Take it, take it!

That paperwork's all you're gonna need

once you get to the other side.

They spell my name wrong.

It's r-a.

It doesn't matter what's on this paper.

You're gonna make it to the other side, it doesn't matter.

You understand that?

Besides, they're not even looking for people like you.

They're worried about the people

coming in from the other way.

Who's Black Hector?

Black Hector's you're connect in Mexico.

He's the guy that's gonna get you through.

Okay?

Why is he called Black Hector?

I don't know.

Nor do nor do I care.

I'm not, I'm just trying to make sure, you know?

Could you stop fricking irritating?

All these irritating questions, man.

Shut the hell up, man.

Is that Black Hector?

Yo Marlon, you ready?

Let's go.

Marlon?

Marlon?

Marlon?

Marlon?

Stop this now.

You don't have to do this no more.

Everything is okay.

Get it together.

Come back to me now, boy.

Come on, Marlon.

You're free, you don't have to do this no more.

I'm still counting down the days

until I'm out of here, day and night.

This may sound crazy but I,

the sweet smell of you is always on my mind.

day and night.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you,

your boy got a job working in the kitchen.

The fellas love my cooking.

They say, I may have to stay here.

They're trying to hold me hostage.

I don't know.

Nah, I never knew what it was like to be in love, April.

I've been running my whole life.

The truth is before I met you,

I was about to go on a run.

I know we only had one day together,

but it feels like I've known you forever.

It's crazy, right?

I guess that's our story.

We found each other somewhere between forever.

You take care of yourself.

Until next time.

Love, Chef Marlin.

P.S. Don't think I forgot,

you still owe me a few anytime push-ups.

Hi Chef, congrats.

Not your own kitchen yet or ideal place to be cooking

but your dreams are beginning to happen.

I'm glad you didn't give up on them.

I am so happy for you.

Your last letter gave me chills.

My divorce is in process,

moved into my place on the west side,

even got myself a cat now.

His name is Pickles.

Good news, not a for sure,

but my lawyer friend said your case is looking good

and there's a strong chance

you'll be back home much sooner than expected.

Looking into your case,

she said you were oversentenced,

an infraction on their side.

That charge carries a max of six months, even for a felon.

I've been using those recipes you sent.

You may have some competition.

I wanted to wait to tell you, but I'm so excited.

I have an associate who's willing to talk

about the possibility of investing in your kitchen.

She really enjoyed your food

that I prepared for her with your recipes.

I told her that you would be a perfect investment.

I love you.

♪ All is bright ♪

♪ Round young virgin ♪

♪ Mother and child ♪

Oh you like that?

You were right.

Only took six months.

Told you so.

Wine?

I can't.

Is that uh?

Yeah.

I'm tired.

It smell good.

Hello, hello.

Oh snap.

Got the kids.

Go get washed up for dinner, please.

She need to go get washed up.

She been playing with balls all day.

Hello, my love.

Hello, my love.

What do we have here?

Hey now.

Your specialty?

This boy always drinking and eating something.

It looks good though.

Come on now.

Hey dad.

Hey, what's up, babygirl?

We won the game today.

Oh congrats.

Made all the points too.

Oh, like daughter, like father.

Hey guys, I'm hungry.

Hey, come on.

That's what you get.

Exactly.

That's what you get.

Let me show you guys something.

Follow me.

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♪ Felt foundation fading ♪

♪ No one avoided cave-in ♪

♪ So far to fall ♪

♪ You were the one who saved me ♪

♪ Could not escape ♪

♪ The written story's over ♪

♪ You have replaced ♪

♪ We fell between forever ♪

♪ Between forever ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ My destiny had found me ♪

♪ Between forever ♪

♪ Between forever ♪

♪ Aah I'm not afraid ♪

♪ I am saved ♪

♪ Found what I cannot lose ♪

♪ Love finally come true ♪

♪ How could I go without ♪

♪ Space in the way filled with doubt ♪

♪ I won't escape ♪

♪ Our story's written slowly ♪

♪ No time to waste ♪

♪ We fell between forever ♪

♪ Between forever ♪

♪ Between forever ♪

♪ My destiny had found me ♪

♪ Between forever ♪

♪ Between forever ♪

♪ I'm not afraid ♪

♪ I am free ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Between forever ♪

♪ Between forever ♪