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BATHHOUSE 911:

BATHHOUSE 911: Jellyfish Bliss

A reliable man with a heart...

Morning.

- Good morning! - Morning!

A man with a sense of duty...

Morning.

Morning.

A friend to count on...

Good morning.

Ken, come here.

- Here for you. - Thank you.

- And here's your change. - No, please keep it.

- It's for you. - I can't.

- Take it. - Alright.

Madam, dimes please.

Come on, the Ken Takakura song again?

But I like this one.

Ken Takakura: To Be a Man

Could I have one too, Ken?

This is Not My Name.

Your Glance is Like Thunder.

Got it.

Anyone else?

No One Sees Me, please.

- Let's go. - We're fine.

Eloping lovers?

Wanna work in a Turkish bath?

The poor kid can't be older than 20...

ls a Turkish bath a decent place to make money?

Selling her youth to strangers... She'll cry like a bird in a cage.

I'd say, more like a summer moth flying into fire.

Too many prying eyes here. Let's find a quiet place.

- For you, Madam. - Thank you.

Turkish baths gather all the scumbags of the earth.

You'd better forget that silly plan.

I thought I'd be a good trap for those scumbags.

You overestimate the capacity of your 'trap'.

- Two sodas. - There you are.

And what do you say about that?

If she works in a Turkish bath, 5 or 6 men will fuck her every day.

Some days up to 10 men.

You love her, right? Don't you have a say here?

I told Choma I disagree...

but nothing I can say would change Choma's mind.

- Choma? - My name is Tomoko Choma.

People call me by my family name.

I'm Norio Nakazawa.

I see.

So you wanna give it a try?

My plan is to give it everything I have for 3 years.

We'll save up money to open our shop.

Poor people like us without education have to work hard.

Otherwise we can never hope to own the place we live in.

But if I work hard for 3 years...

that money would give us a good start in life.

In 3 years I'll only be 20. That's great.

It's a good age to start fresh.

That means you're not 18 yet. You can't work in a Turkish bath.

- You must know it's illegal. - I know but...

there must be a way around it.

Turkish Bath Flowery City

Look, 10,000 yen isn't much.

You know the risk I'm taking with her.

Plus, she has no experience at all.

Oh, come on.

The girls will have to teach her everything.

You'll be saving on her salary then.

Ah, you're so stubborn.

There.

Her resume and a copy of her ID. Good luck.

I need you to undress.

And you'll work as a janitor.

Go to your assignment.

Say, I know it's a dorm but, can he sleep with me?

Listen...

- It's not possible? - Obviously.

- Kaoru-chan. - Huh?

I need you to coach the young lady.

Right.

It feels like a slug.

Turn around now.

You see, 99% of the time...

men think their sex life is all about their dick.

Isn't that the case?

It's precisely our job to help them realize...

that it is not the case.

But we have to explore and find the places.

So it's just about rubbing and rubbing.

Ah?

You must learn to rub with your boobs too.

Hey, wait...

I think you got the wrong place.

Men have as much sensitivity as women there.

I even think that they are more sensitive.

What's happening to me?

I've never felt like this!

- She's a great girl. - Really?

Please enjoy yourself.

You have a talent with customers.

Right, Ken?

And I owe it to you, sir.

I heard you've been lucky with that last girl.

Would you let me have a taste of her?

Please do.

No need.

I don't need 2 and 4.

Yeah.

What?

A runaway.

A good girl?

Alright, I'm coming.

Ueno Station, Tokyo

- Hey. - Hey.

White skin and plump. How about 30,000 yen?

You know the usual rate is 10,000 yen.

If you can't afford her, I have other takers.

I bet she's from your company and you took her to a hotel.

You're threatening to tell me off.

Come on, the two of us don't need to rely on such dirty tricks.

Give me a break. I'll sell her to the Aoba gang.

You know what they'll do to her?

Sorry, it's money I'm after, not charity. Later!

Your wish will come true.

- Are you a Tei-chan fan? - What?

Many people arrive downtown, so Asakusa is bustling in the morning.

Since I'm a fan of Tei-chan's too, we can share.

Thank you.

It's delicious.

Where do you come from?

- I'm from Okinawa. - Okinawa, I see.

You came for sightseeing?

I wish I could afford.

First I need to find a place to stay.

I'll settle down as I work.

Would you know of a good place to work?

You don't seem to have any serious plans.

What do you mean?

There are many predators out there.

The wrong crowd could use you as slave labor.

What kind of slave labor?

Well, for example...

Some yakuza could take you to that Taiyo Hotel they own...

and tame you to serve their customers.

Tame? I'm not a cat or a horse.

Hey sure, I can recommend you a place.

I know everyone in the neighborhood so I can help.

Here's my address.

But where are you staying now?

At the Taiyo hotel.

Huh?

Soapland Flowery City (Hiring)

Your first time, right?

What? I've been with countless women.

I mean at least 10, if I recall.

Wow, what a playboy.

I could probably learn something from you.

Please lay down.

Are you kidding me?

Only kids accept a woman's guidance.

Please.

Hey, what's the rush?

You're too high, the hole is further down.

Sloppy job.

I knew you were a virgin.

Come on, it's no big deal.

The first time is the same for everyone.

You did a sloppy job.

- Huh? - Exactly.

Somethings wrong with your body.

You have a freak's anatomy.

Your breasts are too low...

and your hole down there wasn't in the right place!

What a silly thing to say.

I studied medical anatomy. It should be 10cm higher.

I'm a respected medical researcher!

So I'm a cripple, then.

Yes, my meaning exactly.

You have the body of a circus freak!

What the...

Come in.

Are you alone?

I'm always alone.

It's you?

It was as you said, Mr. Miura.

They were getting bossy with me at the hotel.

Tokyo is indeed a scary place.

Well, I need to hang in there.

Say, would you let me stay with you until I get settled?

I can't. It's inconvenient.

I know no one here.

You're the only trustworthy person I met in Tokyo.

Well, I can't let you roam the streets.

I'll clean up, shop and cook.

I'm a good cook, you know.

Please say yes.

Soapland Flowery City

8, 9, 10...

How many men did you have today?

Eight customers.

They're not wearing it down.

How so?

Everything seems to be there.

What if they rub it too much?

Don't be silly... Come here.

The Boss wouldn't let anything happen to me.

I'm so horny... Maybe you're too tired?

I don't feel anything, so I don't get tired.

You don't feel anything?

Obviously not. It's just a job.

But you get wet for them?

They can't get me wet.

Don't lie to me. If they can't, I can't either.

But you can.

Women's bodies are such a mystery.

Look, you're wet.

You did this.

Yes.

Come on, hurry!

What do they do to you?

Darling...

Now?

I want to know.

Hey, stop that.

No, don't.

I want to repay your hospitality.

That's wrong. I can't take advantage.

You'd lose market value.

Lose what value?

Sorry, I'm not into virgins. They smell of diapers.

But I'm not a virgin anymore!

Huh?

You don't need to reject me.

Alright, alright, don't take it like that.

That's when you're supposed to to close your eyes.

Sure.

You tricked me! You were a virgin!

But now I feel great.

I realize how encumbered my life was.

There.

Visitors?

Well... Yes.

Right.

What are you trying to pull?

I'm not trying to pull anything.

I didn't want to impose on you guys.

Well then, don't interfere.

They are from the Aoba group you were taken to.

What do you mean?

We bought your rights from this man.

If you don't mind, sir.

What do you mean about my rights?

Well Miss, you can pay for your freedom.

What?

I don't even have a say in this?

It's like drafting a pro baseball player.

So you mean I don't have to sign that contract?

Like the famous Egawa.

Sure, you can see it like that.

What are the conditions?

We can discuss that over a good meal at a fancy restaurant.

Ms. Yuki.

Miura.

Are you getting in my way?

Can't you tell her the conditions here?

You'll just treat her to a cup of tea.

You know me.

What? What cup of tea?

Everyday, at the same time...

they offer you a cup of tea.

After a week, that cup of tea is...

Am I right, Mr. Shimatani?

ls what?

That cup of tea is what?

Alright, let's go.

Mr. Miura!

I said let's go.

That cup of tea...

is spiked.

Kaoru-chan, you work without a boyfriend?

- And you? - We're going steady.

With a pimp, you work hard and never see your money.

But he's not a pimp.

He's working here as a janitor.

We'll rent a place together soon.

Ms. Choma, a customer.

Sir, is that a cat?

A cat?

It's the mythical Lion, the Karajishi.

Yeah, it kinda looks like it.

I saw a sneezing cat.

- It's a tattoo. - Right.

You often go to Turkish baths?

Do I look like a pervert?

Are you not?

I see.

Do you like my ass?

Yeah.

It looks delicious.

All the same, you don't know women's bodies.

There.

Like it?

I'm sure you do.

Just stick it in.

I don't like to have a finger down there.

Tickling is just annoying.

A finger?

Norio.

Just wait, Norio.

We have enough money. We can rent our own place now.

- We do? - Yes!

Right.

ls it a present?

I want a bigger one.

Look at this one.

I'm sure she will just love it.

Right there.

And this one...

here.

I want them all.

Huh?

Hey, it's you, Ken!

That girl from Okinawa is a serious earner.

Hey, come on.

She still has a lot to learn though.

Hey, you too come enjoy her.

Right?

Here is the agency fee, plus 2 months: 62,000 yen.

One bedroom and our own bathroom!

Good.

Mr. Miura, I have to go shopping.

Please come with me.

You don't mind, right?

See, when we're all furnished...

For the rest of the money...

Hey, I'll buy this one.

Why do people use me like this?

Oh come on, Norio is busy at work.

Plus, you're like our guarantor, Mr. Miura.

Come, lay by my side.

I think Norio and I are going to enjoy this bed.

Hey, stop! What are you doing?

Look at you, Mr. Miura! I bet you're all excited.

Come on, don't be silly.

You're singing that song of man's virtue all day long.

You've started to believe that crap.

But you know, Yoshiwara is all about business.

You think it's all about business?

If you start to talk like that...

you deserve a punishment.

Enough now.

Kaoru, are you here?

You're here, please Kaoru.

Please, can we swap?

A customer you refuse? Why should I?

Oh, no, it's your virgin from last time.

What? The virgin doctor is back?

He's going to get married now.

He needs you to coach him for his wedding night.

Poor thing, you can't just leave him high and dry.

Come on.

What's that on your dick?

- Huh? - How odd!

They're pearls, on 4 rings.

Won't it hurt?

This is going to give you pleasure.

It doesn't look like fun at all.

They're pearls.

Yeah.

You sit right between the legs of the bride.

Right there.

The first time you were confused.

My breasts and my hole...

You thought they were not in the right place.

You're right, it's all in the right place.

Thank you for your help.

Please, make sure with your palm that you know where it is.

Like that?

See, you found it right away.

You have the hands of a genius.

I'm honored.

Now rub it slowly.

No, don't insert your fingers!

Just use your palm on the whole surface.

Just like that.

Please, tell me what comes next.

Now you squeeze gently with your palm.

Now your middle finger will go between the smaller lips.

Right.

Insert it progressively.

Not too fast, slow down.

While I'm guiding you...

I can feel the whole area getting sensitive.

ls that right?

More.

ls that good?

You see that I'm all wet, right?

Yes.

So with the other hand, take your penis...

and place it upon the bride's hole.

Right.

Now insert it.

Don't rush it. First you must attune with her.

Lie on top of the bride and hold her tight.

Ouch! Ouch!

Oh, no!

Ouch!

Not now. Let's come together. Let's change position.

Alright, alright.

Ouch!

Stop! Ouch!

It hurts!

I can't! I can't!

It hurts!

You don't want to live with her?

Your plan was to do this for 3 years, right?

Do you want to break Choma's heart?

- You have to understand. - Hey, don't apologize to me.

Tell me the truth. Do you want to break up?

Mr. Miura, you really don't know?

What should I know?

Mr. Shimatani from the Aoba gang loves Choma.

If I ever try to live with her...

this jealous thug will kill me.

He visits her every night.

I heard them moan.

I have to work now. Excuse me.

Hey!

Why the 'Graveyard of the Forsaken'?

This was the graveyard for Yoshiwara's courtesans.

They even buried dogs and cats here.

Those 'courtesans' were the ancestors of us prostitutes?

Well, yes.

Shinyoshiwara Soreito

Here it is.

Whose grave is it?

Courtesan Yatsuhashi.

She was killed by her lover...

because he was jealous.

Was it a misunderstanding?

He thought she betrayed him.

That's so sad.

You see, prostitutes are experts in deception.

We have sex with our customers.

ls it deception to fake an orgasm?

These two were in love.

Well, then...

her man was jealous of a customer.

Choma.

If you really want to live with Nori...

you have to run away from this life.

Mr. Shimatani is taking up too much space.

I can't run away because Nori doesn't want to.

What can I do?

You want to cheat on him?

I owe it to you.

To me?

You took such good care of me.

You know how much Nori loves you.

I'm supposed to be your friend.

Right?

Maybe it would be better if he forgot about me.

Would you ask him?

It's for free! This is for free!

- Come on, guys! - No, thanks!

Come back!

Sir.

From today on, you'll work here.

Bow to your elder.

Please to meet you, sir.

You originally brought him here.

Yes.

Now you're in charge of his training.

You'll do a good job.

Thank you for your kindness, sir.

Damn.

Just come in for a while.

You'll like it.

Come on, you know the risk.

You know the cops are looking for me.

If I go in there, it's just one phone call and I'm done.

I won't let anyone do that to you.

Forget it, did you bring the money?

Yes.

There.

What?

That's all you earn?

I'm sorry.

You see...

What? You mean I spend too much?

You're encouraging me to take it.

I'm sorry, I don't care about the money.

So, could I see you sometimes?

I'll lay low for a while. I'll call you.

Yes.

I promise, alright?

See you.

Wait!

Take me.

Take me before you go, please.

- Come on, sir. - Sorry, I can't.

Sir, let me show you the finest ladies.

Look, this one is so cheap! Just 10,000 yen!

Just one bill for the whole deal.

She says she's 19 but actually she's 17!

She's all fresh and peppy.

- 10,000 yen, really? - I assure you!

- Alright. - Great.

I'll pay in advance. 10,000, right?

Huh? But it's 15,000.

You've got to be kidding!

Your pimp out there said 10,000.

Your name's Choma, right?

Yes, but who's that 'pimp'?

- A kid with a Kansai accent. - What?

Come on, 10,000 is fine.

Sure.

You can skip the soap part.

I don't like whores to work on me too much.

I just want to take you like a bitch.

It's fine, you can take me like your bitch.

Great, I'll take good care of your ass.

Miss, where's the rubber?

Who cares? Just do me quick and good.

Alrighty.

Here it comes!

Come, come.

Yeah.

I'm going to cum! I'm going to cum!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

I'm going to cum!

What kind of tricks are you pulling on her?

She's my girl.

I deal with her as I please.

If she's yours you could take better care of her.

You make her feel cheap.

Have you thought how hurtful it is for her?

Who cares about her feelings? She has to fuck all day anyway.

I'm making sure her pussy is a profitable asset.

Idiot!

Why did you do that?

No way... Are you in love with Choma?

What?

Right, I thought there was something fishy.

Let me tell that to Mr. Shimatani.

Bastard!

What?

Did I tell you to send customers to Choma ?

She's busy enough with her regulars.

She has no time for me now.

But you see... Choma...

Don't say her name!

You still think you're her man?

What?

Are you making fun of me?

Stop!

But you should know...

that guy is in love with Choma.

ls that right, Miura?

ls that right?

So, you probably hate me, right?

Tell me.

A philanderer is not good for our business.

Explain yourself!

I love her. So what?

Bastard...

You're just Choma's customer.

You buy her body but you'll never have her heart.

Stop it! You'll kill him!

Choma is my girl.

Asshole.

It's a lie! I'm nobody's girl!

Never believe a soap girl! I deceived you all!

Let me show you.

Mr. Shimatani, look, I'm cold.

Quick, take me in your arms!

Alright.

I'll warm you up alright.

Do you feel warm now?

You like it?

This is what I needed.

You're going to feel...

even better soon.

Huh?

What are you doing, Miura?

Wait, I may have overreacted.

Don't do anything you'll regret.

Let's not quarrel over a woman.

Someone help me!

I'll kill you now.

Mr. Miura!

I'll wait for you.

For as long as it takes.

Shit!

That bastard!

Norio!

I guess we have nothing to say to each other.

I just want to walk you to the station.

No hard feelings between us.

You have nothing to do in the soap world.

All our plans collapsed.

You collapsed them!

Take this.

Is that my 'severance package'?

Idiot, this is your share.

For all the customers you sent me.

Choma.

Would you come with me?

This city is rotten.

We'll start a new life.

Alright?

I was your first love.

Despite all those guys you fucked.

Goodbye.

Here you are, please.

- Madam, a double-whiskey. - Yes.

And dimes for the juke.

I'm not very smart...

and your heart is not very big.

Look at the two of us...

We are a pitiful sight.

This is a nightmare.

You got it wrong. I wanted Mr. Ken!

Where is he, Madam?

I asked her to remove the song.

A request from the woman you love.

She says, that samurai model is going to your head.

She's concerned you're not moving on with your life.

She has your best interests at heart.

- Choma? - Sure.

A complete idiot like you...

doing odd jobs in the district without earning much.

There is a whole world out there.

Do you get my drift?

Here, a farewell gift.

Madam.

Yes, thank you.

I'm not very smart...

and your heart is not very big.

Look at the two of us...

Welcome.

If you're looking for Mr. Miura, he just left.

I see.

Madam, where is Mr. Ken's song?

What?

Mr. Shimatani said you requested it be removed.

- I never requested that. - Really?

You never really loved a man, right?

That's right...

You're surrounded with men ready to die for you...

but you seem totally unconcerned.

You wait and see which one will be the last one standing.

You murdered the heart of a man.

A man of honor and duty...

What the hell?

Choma.

Choma! Choma!

Choma!

Choma! Choma!

It's you?

You lost weight.

I don't...

have anywhere to go.

I know I'm bothering you.

I have no one else to turn to.

I'm sorry.

I have to apologize.

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

But there's one thing I need.

You know how useless I am.

Could you hold me in your arms?

I don't feel good.

What's wrong?

Wait.

Please stick it in my thigh.

Please.

Here.

Please.

Hurry.

Alright, I'll do it.

Deeper! Deeper!

Take me now.

Stick it in! Stick it in!

Stick it in!

More!

Alright.

How's this?

Deeper! Deeper!

Deeper!

You stuck it in me.

You and me we should run far away from here.

Just dreaming about it is nice.

I'm serious.

Let's elope, you and me.

That song, I wanted to use it once.

Mr. Miura!

Ken Takakura: To Be a Man

No man will have me for free now.

Now Miura just vanished.

See what happens if I am too nice to someone.

Don't you agree?

Let me offer you a special service.

Sure.

Give me the VIP service.

Super Glue

What are you doing?

It's called 'new sex'. It causes great sensations.

You'll never forget this sensation.

I'm sure.

What are you doing?

Basubon Shampoo

Oh, no! Oh, no! Someone help me!

I'm always looking for stability.

You're always trying to run away.

Look at the two of us.

How pathetic we are.

Having a nightmare, I cry.

I'm behaving like a kid.

My usual self, in the usual setting.

It never stops, it's too funny.

I'd like to forget...

that I ever...

saw the light of this world.

THE END