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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:05,030 Why are you breaking up with me? We've been going out for two weeks. 1 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,869 And I've never had a girlfriend for two weeks. 2 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:12,071 I believe in dreams. And last night, I had a dream that you were with Lindsay. 3 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,511 She was all over you and you were all over her. 4 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:17,141 But that was a dream. I was at the movies last night. 5 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:20,344 Check. Call Kevin. No. Call Tyler. 6 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:24,319 It's too late, Kyle. You can't take back a dream. 7 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,386 Hey, Bridget. Hey, Kyle. 8 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:31,794 Kyle! 9 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:32,991 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 10 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,226 What is going on here? 11 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:37,394 Uh... It's... it's OK, Papa H. 12 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,836 No, please call me Mr. Hennessey. 13 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,840 - G to G. - Pardon me? 14 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:42,875 Got to go. 15 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:47,411 Got to go? And he's leaving? G to G? That's the code? 16 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,641 You say that and he leaves? Kyle, G to G. 17 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:54,753 That was so rude! Would I do that to one of your friends? 18 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,187 My house. Cate! 19 00:00:57,257 --> 00:01:01,751 Cate! You had a daughter downstairs alone with a boy on a couch! 20 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,362 Cate! 21 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,393 - Dad! - I'm sorry. Where's your mom? 22 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,163 - She went out. - Dad, you so embarrassed me! 23 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,296 - You know the rules. - So does Kerry. Gonna say anything? 24 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:16,831 Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Paul Hennessey, Kerry's dad. 25 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,572 - I'm Guy, Kerry's study partner. - Nice to meet you. 26 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:23,309 Amazing. I'm sitting on a couch with a boy, and you go psycho Dad. 27 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,510 She's in bed with him and you do nothing? 28 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,486 We're on the bed, not in the bed. Learn a preposition. 29 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:32,049 We were just studying biology. 30 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:35,617 That's it. Just... just bio... I gotta go. 31 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:39,529 - It was nice meeting everybody. - Yeah. 32 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:40,566 Bye. 33 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:44,797 - Bridget, you totally chased Guy away! - Dad chased Kyle away, so we're even. 34 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:46,930 Wait, what kinda name is Guy? 35 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:49,702 - It's French. He's French Canadian. - Ew. 36 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,542 Bridget, one world. French Canadian? 37 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:55,473 Sorry, sorry. 38 00:01:56,649 --> 00:02:00,278 Kerry was obviously studying. I don't have to worry about her. 39 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:02,116 - What? - I've done that trick. 40 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:05,123 You lay books and papers around just in case you come in. 41 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:07,751 - Really? - No. 42 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:11,956 - You don't have to worry about me? - You don't understand. 43 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:16,092 You're the good guy in this scenario. When the dust settles, I want credit. 44 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:19,036 - Why do you think I'm always good? - So I'm the bad girl? 45 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,501 What's it called when you're damned if you do, damned if you don't? 46 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,101 Oh, yes, fatherhood. 47 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:30,439 Maybe I was laying books around to fool you. 48 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,350 - It's not hard. - Is that what you want me to believe? 49 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:36,183 Don't worry, Dad. They weren't messing around. 50 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:39,620 Wait, this isn't my room. 51 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:40,659 - What! - Get out! 52 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,729 - Get out of here! - Rory! 53 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:06,484 Kerry, sweetie, take a look at this. I think you'll like it. 54 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:09,818 - Whatcha reading? - Rule of the Bone by Russell Banks. 55 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:13,985 God, he writes with such a measured rage. What's that? 56 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:19,696 It's my column on how dogs start to look like their owners. 57 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,025 I don't know, maybe now's not the time. 58 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:25,070 Rory, shouldn't you be in bed? 59 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:28,902 I can't sleep. I'm worried 'cause... 60 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:32,411 ...'cause Bridget's not home yet and it's past her curfew. 61 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:39,147 Well, Rory, son, that's not worrying, that's tattling. 62 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,880 And I thank you. 63 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:47,017 OK, there she is now. Bridget is starting to take advantage. 64 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:51,655 Her curfew is 11:30. Not 11:35 or 11:37. 65 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:55,495 - You know where this is leading? - 11:40? 66 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,093 Not on my watch. I'm gonna have a talk with Kyle. 67 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,832 She broke up with Kyle today. 68 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,774 - She broke up with Kyle? - Yeah, she's out with some jock. 69 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:05,811 So she's done grieving. 70 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,679 Yeah, some basketball player. I hate them. 71 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,910 White boys thinking they're all ghetto. 72 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:15,751 "I'm a baller, holla! Holla back, brotha, uh-huh." 73 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,320 I hate it when they do that. 74 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,826 - Hi, honey. - I thought you were Bridget. 75 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,489 Bridget? She's on the front porch with her date. 76 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:29,898 It is 11:37 and she's past her curfew. 77 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:32,938 Well, by a few minutes. Can't you be a little flexible? 78 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,370 What's the big deal? 79 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,409 It was a big deal when we negotiated this. 80 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,944 I wanted 10:30. You said midnight. 81 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,073 I said 11. But the girls wanted two holes in each ear. 82 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:47,609 So we settled on 11:30, one hole in the ear. 83 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:51,384 I was there, Paul. I took the minutes. 84 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,756 I can't believe it! Look, it's 11:38. 85 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:58,285 - You were always in by curfew? - Always! 86 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,298 - Really, Mom? - No way. 87 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:03,497 I just don't like to bring my exes up to your father. 88 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:07,505 He's all, "Was he cuter than me, was he cuter than me?" 89 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,234 I'm just too tired. 90 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:14,278 - Was who cuter than me? - No one, honey. No one. 91 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,282 Thank God that we have one kid we don't have to worry about. 92 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,319 There you go again! You don't have to worry about me 93 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:22,854 just 'cause I'm not Miss Blonde Bobble Head? 94 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,356 "Like, oh, my God, my name's Bridget. 95 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:28,986 I can't believe how much my head shakes when I talk." 96 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,338 That's... that's really mean. 97 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,369 Really, really mean. 98 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,806 Maybe I'm sneakier about my boyfriends. Ever think of that? 99 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:51,315 You are too young. We have rules about that. 100 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:54,683 - Well, ooh-la-la. - Is that French? 101 00:05:56,622 --> 00:06:00,058 Dad, I'm getting real worried. 102 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,395 Bridget still hasn't come in yet. 103 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,762 Enough, you already have the job. Upstairs. 104 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,569 Daddy! Don't you knock? 105 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:17,976 Bridget, time to come in! 106 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,911 Honey, wipe your feet, take off the boy. 107 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:27,411 Hi. Paul "Hit-man" Hennessey. You might have seen some of my fights. 108 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,011 I didn't catch your name, don't really care to. 109 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,818 Travis Smith. 110 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,587 Travis Smith? You're the basketball player? 111 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:36,025 - Yeah. - He's a baller. 112 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,290 - Holla. - Holla back, brotha. 113 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,763 Uh-huh. 114 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,895 - No flirting. - No problem. 115 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:48,873 Cate, you didn't tell me Bridget was going out with The Rainman. 116 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,372 The Rainman. Wow. 117 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:56,211 - Who's The Rainman? - Travis. He rains down three-pointers. 118 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:58,910 This guy is the best guard in the state. 119 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:01,715 He's the son of Steve Smith. 120 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,756 "Canned Heat" Smith. Ring any bells? 121 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:07,348 - No. - Ace pitcher for the Detroit Tigers. 122 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,396 What, you live under a rock? 123 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,624 No, but I'm willing to move. 124 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,263 The Smiths are Michigan sports royalty. 125 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:19,429 - Smith is a big name in Michigan. - I think I've heard of it. 126 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:23,669 Hey, can I get you kids anything? 127 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,880 Un, Daddy, I was kinda hoping Travis could take me out for a bite? 128 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,107 Da! 129 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,910 - Can we, please? - No. 130 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,509 - Sure. - Ha, ha. Wait a minute. 131 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:37,920 Weren't you just discussing your precious 11:30 rule? 132 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,959 Can't you be a little flexible? This is a special occasion. 133 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:44,894 It's not every day my daughter goes out with the state's leading scorer. 134 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,261 Yeah, lead... 135 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,567 OK, it's 1 am. Why are you still up? 136 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,004 I couldn't wait to hear all about your date. 137 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,542 Well, there's not much to it. We went to the... 138 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,634 Shut up. 139 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,171 I am so angry at Dad. 140 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:06,480 He thinks of me as some sort of virgin spinster, like Miss Havisham. 141 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,050 Great Expectations? 142 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:11,686 Charles Dickens? 143 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:14,090 A book. 144 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:19,426 Hardee's was closed so we went to get ice cream at The Parlor. 145 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,332 Dad didn't even wait up for me. So cool. How are my abs? 146 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:23,959 Perfect. 147 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:26,971 - So you like this Guy guy? - He's like a friend. 148 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,803 - Not like you and Travis. - Travis? No, he's OK. 149 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,344 I went out with him because Lindsay liked him. 150 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:35,175 When she gave me this top back it was all stretched out 151 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:39,014 and had a stain from a party she wasn't going to because I wasn't invited. 152 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:40,847 Nice try, Linds. 153 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,690 Wow. So, OK, you're not going out with him again? 154 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,194 Oh, I'm going out with him again. Dad loves him. 155 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:54,097 He lets me stay out as late as I want. It is a whole other world past 11:30. 156 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,727 Hardee's is closed, but there are other places. 157 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:02,670 - Isn't that like using someone? - Uh, yeah. 158 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:06,701 Little sister, you have much to learn. Why Dad thinks you're the book girl. 159 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:09,679 OK, well, from now on I am Madame Bovary. 160 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:12,683 Another book girl. 161 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:17,319 I'm gonna act like you in front of Dad and freak him out. 162 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:18,981 Ohhh! 163 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,616 That's good. 164 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:28,156 Hennessy! 165 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,600 Tommy, hey. Listen, I gotta go. Sorry. 166 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,807 There something on your mind, Tom? 167 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,900 Do you see fear in my eyes? 168 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:40,209 - No. - Because it's hate! 169 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,405 What's wrong? 170 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:45,041 What's wrong? Your little girl, Barbarella, broke my son's heart. 171 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,881 My baby boy, Kyle, is devastated. 172 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,684 Found somebody better, she says? Nobody's better. 173 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:55,887 - Not in this life, buddy. - She is starting to see Travis Smith. 174 00:09:55,962 --> 00:10:00,524 I don't care if she's starting to see... Travis Smith, The Rainman? 175 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,261 - Yeah! - Our Bridget is dating The Rainman? 176 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,237 It's getting serious. He was even over at the house. 177 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,329 Oh, yeah. 178 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,897 - Hey, Papa H. - Oh, shut up. 179 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,705 Kyle. 180 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,211 - Why isn't Kyle in school? - There's no school. 181 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,646 - It's Take Your Kid to Work Day. - No, it's not. 182 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,377 - No, it's not! - Dad! 183 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:22,046 So Kyle's really upset? 184 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,249 Throwing up, crying, sleeping under the bed. 185 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,555 Never mind that now. Are you kidding me? That's so great. 186 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,495 See if your daughter can make him commit to Michigan. 187 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,794 - Take us to the Final Four. - I'll do my best. 188 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,925 - I'm talking about her best. - Hey! 189 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,266 - You follow? - That's my baby girl. 190 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,703 - Well... - My baby girl dating Travis Smith! 191 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,707 That's what I'm saying. 192 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:51,708 - Can I sit in the cart? - No! Now go get the popcorn. 193 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,820 - Hi, Kerry. - Guy, what are you doing here? 194 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:03,021 - You told me to meet you here. - Nice try, Madame Ovary. 195 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:06,531 - What? - It's a book, Dad. 196 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,126 Guy, let's get out of here. Come on. 197 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,759 Harmless. 198 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:14,897 - Travis! - Travis is here? Oh, my God. 199 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:18,808 What is with you? You've got a man crush on Bridget's boyfriend. 200 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:22,336 No, it's his father. I mean, he's with his father. 201 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,348 Mr. and Mrs. Hennessy, this is my dad. 202 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,785 - Steve Smith. - No, I'm Steve Smith. 203 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,489 No, I meant I'm Paul. 204 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:34,526 - You used to cover the Tigers. - For a couple of years. 205 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,857 A few seasons in the sun. 206 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,864 Now he writes the column where Peanuts used to be. 207 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,799 - Excuse me. Is this your wife? - Yes. Cate, Steve Smith. 208 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,597 - Hi. - Mr. Canned Heat. 209 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,570 [Kerry giggling] Stop it. 210 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:50,871 Sounds to me like we got a little hein' and shein' going on in aisle three, 211 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,501 if you catch my drift. 212 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:56,036 That's just my little girl Kerry with her study buddy. 213 00:11:56,115 --> 00:12:00,245 - Study buddy? - I didn't do anything. 214 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,344 I gotta go. 215 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,855 So cute. 216 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,017 - Nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you. 217 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,424 Bridget is a great girl. 218 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,156 - You got a hell of a son. - Yeah, boys are great. 219 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,393 That's my little fella over there sitting in the cart. 220 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:18,028 - The one that's stuck? - He'll be fine. 221 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,265 - See you around? - An honor to meet you. 222 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,306 Just an honor. 223 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,534 - Take care. - You too. Bye-bye. 224 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:28,312 - Could Travis and I hang out tonight? - No, it's family movie night. 225 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,382 Well, she could miss it just once. 226 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,781 Paul, it's also a school night. 227 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:36,083 - Oh, I forgot it's a school night. - Please? 228 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,452 Oh, hell, she doesn't study. Go have a good time. 229 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,029 Details, please? 230 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,469 Uh, last night? Three parties. Stayed out till 12:30. 231 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:56,099 Tonight, we'll go to the dance and an after party. 232 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,939 I'm pushing for 2am. A personal best. 233 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,045 What about you? Details, please? 234 00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:02,138 What about you? Details, please? 235 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,182 I'm going to the dance too. 236 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:07,014 No, I mean, what's with you and this Guy guy? 237 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,816 Our father has to be the dumbest man that ever lived. 238 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,359 Then why is he always on my case when I get a C? 239 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:21,731 I am practically throwing myself all over Guy and he's, like, 240 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,962 "Cute, so cute. Aren't they cute, Cate?" 241 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:28,336 Hmm. Maybe Guy's the problem. Maybe you need another prop. 242 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,842 That is so mean. 243 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:37,309 Oh, good afternoon, Your Highness. Is this breakfast or lunch? 244 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,615 - Did you have a good time with Travis? - Yes, Daddy. 245 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,952 - I had a good time too. - No you didn't, you were with us. 246 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:48,551 [phone ringing] 247 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,152 Hello? Steve! 248 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,198 - Is Travis here? - No. 249 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,790 He wants to talk to me. Yeah. 250 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,166 Uh... just a sec. 251 00:13:58,237 --> 00:13:59,499 - Tonight? - No. 252 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,937 Yeah, we'd be happy to. 253 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,771 Cool. OK, see you later, partner. 254 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,338 So, I guess that date we've planned is now dinner with Canned and Mrs. Heat? 255 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:13,374 Oh, I wish. No, he wanted us to help chaperone the school dance tonight. 256 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,249 - What could I say? - How about no? 257 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,290 Paul, this is my first Saturday night off in weeks. 258 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,919 - I don't wanna chaperone a dance. - You're gonna chaperone the dance? 259 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,158 We have to. Travis' dad is in charge of the booster club. 260 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,699 - No. - No. 261 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,201 Maybe it's time for me to give a little something back. 262 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:33,835 Oh, bull. 263 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:38,232 Maybe I care about children, while you just want dinner and a movie. 264 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,278 - Yeah! - Yeah! 265 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,911 You at the dance is an invasion of privacy. 266 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:47,350 I'm not gonna bother you and Travis. You won't know I'm there. 267 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:51,378 - I want you guys to have fun. - I don't want you at the dance, either. 268 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,719 Why? What's going down? 269 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,787 If you're there, my social status. 270 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,030 [rock music playing] 271 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,401 OK, stop walking so loud! 272 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:08,031 I am just as unhappy about being here as you are. 273 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,836 Why don't you dance with one of your little friends? 274 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,073 My little friends? Where is Guy? 275 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,050 Hi Mr. H, Mrs. H. 276 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,312 Poor Kyle. He looks so sad. 277 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,447 Yeah. There's Bridget and Travis! Hey, guys! How are ya? 278 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,857 Listen, I haven't seen your dad around. I hope he's not sick. 279 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,862 Man crush. 280 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,297 He never comes to these things. He gets people to volunteer. 281 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:40,027 So now that Steve has stood you up, can we please go to a restaurant? 282 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,902 I thought he'd be here. 283 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,074 You're, like, nine. 284 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,279 You know what, honey, you are right. I'm sorry. 285 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,409 I know what that feels like. 286 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,817 I remember when I met Dr. Christian Barnard. 287 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,822 The heart guy? Was he cuter than me? 288 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:02,156 No. But I was in total awe, so I know what it's like. 289 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:05,993 Just don't let your intoxication get in the way of your parenting. 290 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:09,556 - Like I'd let that happen. - Well, don't be so sure. 291 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:15,096 - Bridget is not above playing you. - I think I'm a little more savvy. 292 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:20,769 Have you noticed how many times lately Bridget has asked you for something 293 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:24,077 starting with the word "Daddy"? 294 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,117 [Bridget] Daddy? 295 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,947 - Can Travis and I go to a party after? - What time will you be home? 296 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,354 - I don't know. Late. - Well... 297 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,722 - Please, Daddy? - No. 298 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,158 Thanks. 299 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:40,995 - I said me and Travis, The Rainman. - I heard what you said. 300 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:45,469 Your curfew's still 11:30. Guess what, cupcake? Daddy's back. 301 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,075 Oh, my God, Cate. Look over there. 302 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:59,015 - Come on, dance with me. - No, no. I am not gonna embarrass her. 303 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,245 OK, fine. I'll do it myself. 304 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:22,899 - This was our date night. - Mine too. 305 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,727 - Wow, you are a great dancer. - Thanks. 306 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,907 - What are you doing? - What? 307 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:05,473 Well, I just thought that how cool it is being study partners, 308 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,281 maybe we could go to the next level. 309 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,784 Guy, I like you, 310 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,951 but I just like you as a friend. 311 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,996 But the way you were dancing with me... 312 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,158 Awww... Forget it. 313 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,731 Dad, stop spying on me! 314 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:32,276 I wasn't spying. 315 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,677 OK, maybe I was spying at first, but then I got into the music. 316 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:39,183 - It's... Are you OK? - No. 317 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,455 He's a nice guy and I hurt his feelings. 318 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:45,982 I led him on. 319 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:51,418 I don't want to be a girl like that. I hate girls like that. 320 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,863 - I share a room with... - I know, I know. 321 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:58,095 So why did you do it? Just to get a rise out of me? 322 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,797 - Yes! - Why? 323 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:04,233 Because I'm tired of you looking at me like I'm a little girl. 324 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:09,503 Well, after watching you dance, I'm sure I won't being doing that again. 325 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,310 Good. 326 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:14,045 It's nice to be treated like an adult once in a while. 327 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,643 I'll try to remember that. 328 00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:20,347 Honey, please don't ask me to apologize 329 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,916 for wanting to keep you my little girl. 330 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,693 - Hey, you wanna dance? - Yeah. 331 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,199 Not with you. 332 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,745 - You wanna dance? - No. 333 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,111 Hey, what's that over there? 334 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,349 - Bridget and Travis broke up. - What? 335 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,617 Yeah. She didn't like him that much. 336 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,853 She loved the free ride you were giving her. 337 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,861 Where is Bridget? I wanna talk to her. 338 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,161 She was a little upset, so I let her go home with... 339 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,461 Kyle! 340 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:06,102 Last night, I had a dream that we were both in your truck, 341 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:09,732 but I couldn't see you because I was wearing my Kate Spade sunglasses, 342 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:13,244 which makes it hard for me to see because the tint is too dark. 343 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:16,281 - I had the same dream. - Oh, my God! 344 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,748 Daddy, didn't we talk about knocking? 345 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,523 Who said you could be alone with a boy? 346 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,114 She did. 347 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:33,397 Hi, Kyle. Paul, you locked Kerry and me in the car again. 348 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,000 - Kyle, why don't you G to G? - What? 349 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,261 - Leave! - Dad! 350 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:42,264 - I'll see you in your dreams. - Hey, you stay out of her dreams. 351 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:49,311 You know what, no boys allowed after 11:30, and it is exactly... 352 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,913 ...11:30. 353 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,544 You are so mean! You owe me an apology. 354 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,714 No, I don't. 355 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:02,055 Not my hair. God, I spent all day on my hair. 356 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,789 Now it's gonna smell like my father. 28531

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