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Hon, it's Saturday. 7 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:28,019 Go downstairs and watch some cartoons. 8 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:32,929 Come on, you said I need more practice before I can get my driver's license. 9 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,832 - You're already awake. - Oh, that is so convenient. 10 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:38,627 - OK, we'll go. - OK, I'll see you downstairs. 11 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,534 - [Bridget] Five minutes! - Make it ten. 12 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:47,341 - [Bridget] Don't make me come up there. - All right, all right. Jeez! 13 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,631 It wasn't my fault. 14 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:11,602 I took that turn wide only because you kept yelling at me. 15 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:14,640 I was speaking loudly, yet calmly, to draw your attention 16 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,504 to the parked car you nearly hit. 17 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:19,373 I wasn't even close, I missed it by, like, a foot. 18 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,471 Yes, she missed it by, like, a foot. 19 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,380 It didn't go well, huh? 20 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:27,920 I'm not sure, I spent most of the time looking at my forearms. 21 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:32,716 - That girl is not ready to drive a car. - She's ready for her license. 22 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:36,159 - When I take her out, she's fine. - Well, sure, she's relaxed. 23 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:39,960 If she crashes with you in the car, at least there's a nurse on the scene. 24 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,966 It helps when someone isn't stomping on the imaginary brake 25 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:48,098 - every time a candy wrapper blows by. - I thought it was a small dog, OK? 26 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:51,336 Can't see why you're against letting her get behind the wheel. 27 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,572 - Thank you, Kerry. - Although, she has had 28 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,649 - a lot more practice in the backseat. - Oh, my God! 29 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:00,581 A good driver would know how to control herself. 30 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,814 You are so funny. 31 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:07,123 - Ready to go, Mom? - Oh, right. Shoes. 32 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:08,285 Again. 33 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:11,797 Rory, you're just growing up so fast. Stop it. 34 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:15,929 - If I had my license, I could take him. - She's right, Paul. 35 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:19,494 She's ready to drive and she could be a big help with errands. 36 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:22,837 - She'd remember to pick things up. - I just need a reminder. 37 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:27,175 Uh-huh. Yeah, I can see how, "Paul, we need milk," could seem a little vague. 38 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,873 Shouldn't you be off getting shoes? 39 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:32,816 - I thought it was vague, too, Dad. - You see? Vague! 40 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,446 Dad, can I get cool shoes like Curtis has? 41 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:36,819 Of course you can, my boy. 42 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:41,759 No. Do you know how much they cost? It's either shoes or college. 43 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:44,753 I'm not college material. 44 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,698 - Bye. - Oh, and don't forget, we need milk. 45 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:51,100 - Uh-huh. OK, milk. - See, Mom thinks I'm ready to drive. 46 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,901 Mom also thought I was ready for fatherhood. 47 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,708 Dad, I'm serious. I turned 16 four months ago. 48 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:00,871 I passed Driver's Ed, I put in my hours, I know how to drive. 49 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,472 That's fine for the State of Michigan, not for me. 50 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:07,247 - Any idiot can drive a car. - Then let her get her license. 51 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,185 She is so funny. 52 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:14,415 Bridget, it's not enough that you know how to drive a car. 53 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,188 Before I let you get a license, 54 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,753 I need to be sure you know how to take care of a car. 55 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:22,733 That means changing the oil, inspecting the belts and the hoses. 56 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,167 Uh, fixing flats. 57 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:26,501 If I learn how to do all that, then can I get it? 58 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,939 - We'll talk. - [groans] I'm never gonna drive! 59 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,169 Not with that negative attitude. 60 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:35,636 Kerr... Kerry, you left some papers behind. 61 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,683 You can just toss them in the trash. 62 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:41,311 Can I, because that's the kind of thing I live for. 63 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,590 - So... an art competition? - [Kerry] Excuse me. 64 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:47,990 Don't read that. That's my personal... trash. 65 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,291 Well, it's my house, my trash. 66 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,762 So this art competition... 67 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,198 It's so not a big deal, some statewide thing. 68 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:58,134 - I'm not entering. - Kerry, you're a great artist. 69 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,901 You've always been a great artist. I still have that bunny you drew me. 70 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,909 I was five, and it was a giraffe. 71 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:08,776 Well, still, you showed a remarkable command of light and color. 72 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,509 I don't need to enter a contest. 73 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,143 I don't care what people think, I do it for myself. 74 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:16,154 Well, it would be nice to let people see it. 75 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:19,316 Come on, Care Bear, put yourself out there. Don't hide. 76 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:23,226 - You got something you can enter? - There was something I was working on. 77 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:24,820 Great! All right. 78 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:28,663 You know, sometimes in life, the biggest risk is not taking one. 79 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,929 Did you read that on a bumper sticker? 80 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:34,167 Actually, yeah, it was on the parked car Bridget nearly hit. 81 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,906 - Hey, Cate. - Hey. 82 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:42,072 - Where have you two been? - Dad took me to get art supplies. 83 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:46,710 I got Kerry to enter an art competition by turning on the Hennessy charm. 84 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,984 - And you fell for that? - I threw him a bone. 85 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:55,389 OK. I'm gonna go create, so don't even ask when I'll be coming out of my room. 86 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,986 So how did your shoe shopping go with Rory? 87 00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:01,500 - Eighty-five dollars. - Eighty-five... 88 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,125 For a pair of sneakers? 89 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:05,568 - I gotta see these. - Go look out the window. 90 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,300 He's riding his bike over them so they don't look new. 91 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,706 Oh. That's nice. 92 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,338 Did you get the milk? 93 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:16,477 It's not so easy, is it? 94 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:18,312 Ha ha! 95 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,621 Bridget, how's it going? 96 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:25,658 Oh, great, this car maintenance stuff is so cinchy. 97 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:29,319 Whose legs are those? Please tell me you didn't run over somebody. 98 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:33,223 - What up, Papa H? - Kyle. 99 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:37,030 - What are you doing here? - Showing our girl around an engine. 100 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,664 She's not "our girl." My girl, my garage, my engine. 101 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,208 I don't want you showing her around anything. 102 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:46,245 Dude, maybe you should change your oil more often. 103 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:47,609 It was like mud in there. 104 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,740 Really, Daddy, it should be done every 3,000 miles. 105 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,785 Dude. So, you changed the oil? 106 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,412 - Wait, before you get mad... - No, it's too late. 107 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,682 - Bridget said it'd be OK. - She was wrong. 108 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:00,055 Is that my favorite Michigan sweatshirt? 109 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,787 Yeah, and it's real comfy. 110 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,723 Get out. 111 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,391 I wanted to give Bridget a kiss goodbye. 112 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:10,893 I know. 113 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:18,971 What is your damage? God, you told me you want me to learn to change the oil. 114 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,603 Yes, you. Not... Kyle. 115 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,773 I was, but he came over and he's all, "You're doing it wrong." 116 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,478 I'm like, "Shut up," and he's all, "Let me show you." 117 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,112 I'm all, "Fine, you do it." I held the flashlight. 118 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:33,659 I don't believe you. You really think you can get through life on looks alone? 119 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,094 Well, you can't. 120 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:40,826 Please let me get my license today. Please! I promised Amber I'd drive her 121 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,664 by Griffin's to see if Tiffany's car is in the driveway. 122 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:47,103 We already know it is. God, Tiffany is such dirty business. 123 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:51,610 As dirty as Tiffany's business may be, you didn't hold your end of the bargain. 124 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:55,374 But, I need to drive to get... places... today. 125 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:58,974 You're gonna have to think of other ways to get places. 126 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:02,316 I need more boyfriends. 127 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,766 - Not until it's finished. - Get over yourself, I'm just bored. 128 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,266 [sighs] You know, Dad is such a jerk. 129 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:22,273 He backs out of our deal 'cause I let a cute guy work on the car. 130 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:26,505 - Meanwhile, his mechanic works on it. - And he's cute! Dad's a hypocrite, 131 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:30,139 I hate him. He's totally on me about getting my license. 132 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:35,051 He's acting like he's some kind of car-driving God guy. 133 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,886 Cool painting. I don't get it. 134 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,826 - I just started it so... - Not whatever that is. I don't get Dad. 135 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:47,264 - Why wouldn't he let me get my license? - Dad doesn't take you seriously. 136 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,166 You keep saying the same thing over and over again. 137 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:54,002 "Daddy, can I get my license?" "Daddy, can I get my license?" 138 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,700 He's got you jumping through hoops. 139 00:07:56,776 --> 00:08:00,041 You have to take a stand. Like I'm taking a stand with my artwork. 140 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:03,172 I'm gonna show those judges something they have never seen. 141 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,616 You're right. I've gotta get Dad to take me seriously. 142 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,314 Kerry, you look serious all the time, how do you do it? 143 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,120 Like that. 144 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:24,227 OK, Daddy. 145 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:28,205 If I can prove I know more about driving then you, can I get my license today? 146 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,639 - Sure, honey. - OK. 147 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,472 True or false. This is a true or false question. 148 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,045 I understand. 149 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:40,049 All right, when passing a tractor, you honk your horn three times. 150 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:44,146 I'd honk once then ask the guy what he's doing driving a tractor on our street. 151 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:46,714 - Dad! True or false! - OK, true! 152 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,761 Ha! False, you don't honk at all. One wrong. Second question: 153 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,194 In terms of a clock, where's the safest place 154 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,029 - to put your hand on the wheel? - I know, ten and two. 155 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,262 Wrong, since the introduction of air bags, 156 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,838 nine and three have become the recommended spots. 157 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:01,669 Nine and three? Would've thought 158 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:04,402 - that'd been bigger news. - I know this book cold. 159 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,843 I could drive an ambulance. I want my license. 160 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:07,880 Bridge... 161 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:12,113 - Kerry? What's the matter? - Nothing, please leave me alone. 162 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,686 See, she's fine. I still don't have my license. 163 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:18,815 - You're not gonna get it now. - You said if I knew more, I could. 164 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,258 I'll tell you something, you'll drive when I say you can drive. 165 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:25,489 This is so unfair. I have jumped over every hoop! 166 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,468 - So, Kerry... - I don't want to talk about it. 167 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:34,930 Honey... 168 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,536 ...is it boys? 169 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,675 School? Female things? 170 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:48,247 - I don't want to talk about it. - Sorry. 171 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,288 All of the above? Or, sorry. No. 172 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,518 OK, we don't have to talk about it. 173 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:57,084 - They hated my painting. - You didn't even show me your painting. 174 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,653 I didn't want you to see it. 175 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,394 I was the only one in my class who didn't get to the next level. 176 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:07,496 Including that football player who let his dog do his painting with his tail. 177 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,107 I'm so sorry. 178 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,973 - What kind of dog was it? - Dad! 179 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:21,213 I know. I know. That's not important. Forget it. Doesn't matter. 180 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:26,117 God, these are real artists and gallery owners. 181 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,217 They know what they're talking about. 182 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,730 They said my piece did not meet the standards of the competition. 183 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,095 - That could mean anything. - No it can't! 184 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:38,067 It means I wasn't worth judging. It means that I suck! 185 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,899 Don't be so hard on yourself... 186 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,998 You know what? This is all your fault. 187 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:44,508 ...or on me. 188 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,273 Why did you make me enter the competition anyway? 189 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:50,577 Kerry, you told me you didn't care what people thought! 190 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,676 - Dad, I thought you'd want to know... - Not right now, Rory. 191 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,482 OK. 192 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,317 [car engine starting] 193 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,948 Is that my car? 194 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:04,361 - Is that Bridget driving my car? - Oh, so now you want to know. 195 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,203 Thanks, Terry, let me know if you hear from her. 196 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,068 I don't believe this. 197 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,667 - I can't find Bridget anywhere. - Check the mall? 198 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,769 No, Cate, I checked the libraries and museums. 199 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,610 Of course I checked the mall. 200 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:28,652 - I need help with my math homework. - We're just a little busy right now. 201 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,016 Just one question. 202 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,455 If a car's going 60 miles an hour, 203 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,083 and can drive 300 miles on a tank of gas, 204 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,925 what time will it be when Bridget gets to Tijuana? 205 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,429 Upstairs. Get upstairs! 206 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:44,935 Upstairs! 207 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,395 Oh, thank God she's home. 208 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,203 Control yourself. The important thing is she's safe. 209 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,643 - Before you freak out, I'm sorry... - You're not talking. 210 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,739 - What happened, officer? - Driving without a license. 211 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,580 - I'm sorry. I feel terrible. - I don't want to hear it. 212 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,086 What were you thinking? I don't want to hear it! 213 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,917 - No harm done. - No harm done? 214 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:06,856 - Calm down. - I'm gonna let this go with a warning. 215 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:10,487 No driving till you get a license. You're a good driver, take the test. 216 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,225 If she's such a good driver, why'd you pull her over? Oh, I get it. 217 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,268 Because she was cute, wasn't it? 218 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:20,099 No, because she was driving your car with expired registration tags. 219 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,774 Actually, it's, it's my wife's car. 220 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,345 - Well, you can give her this. - Honey, he wants you to have this. 221 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,282 - He wont' let me say I'm sorry. - Stop. 222 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:36,788 - This is big, Bridget! - If you were not such a jerk! 223 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,882 Hey! Don't you ever talk to your father that way. 224 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:43,417 Now you go up to your room and you just stay there for... ever. 225 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,191 - Why?! - Upstairs! 226 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,631 - This is unbelievable. - She's just... She's not gonna... 227 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,135 Know what's gonna happen... This is the most... 228 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,364 I feel exactly the same way. 229 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:57,832 OK, Bridget's handled. Now, would you try to calm down? 230 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,242 I don't think I can sleep. My heart is racing. 231 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,475 Here, you're a nurse, feel my heart. [breathing deeply] 232 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,382 [chuckles] There's nothing wrong with your heart, Paul. 233 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,421 What do you know, you're not a doctor, you're just a nurse. 234 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,958 I don't see how you can be so calm when our daughter stole our car. 235 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,391 Oh, I thought it was my car. 236 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:20,194 - It's handled. Bridget is grounded. - I know. I wish you'd obsess about it. 237 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,826 - She deliberately disobeyed me. - That was wrong. 238 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,995 - She broke the law. - That was wrong. 239 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,799 She called me a jerk. 240 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:31,938 A jerk! 241 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,477 Well, you kind of were. 242 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,379 What?! 243 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:42,651 Look, Bridget wouldn't have rebelled if you'd been the tiniest bit reasonable. 244 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:43,779 Oh, you... 245 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:47,519 You're saying I'm unreasonable? That's ridiculous, right there. 246 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:54,355 - Hey. Hey, Paul. - What? 247 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,900 [sighs] 248 00:13:57,436 --> 00:14:01,930 How do you feel when Bridget gets behind the wheel of a car? 249 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,907 I mean honestly? 250 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:05,908 Scared. 251 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,845 Or when she leaves on a date with some boy? 252 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,082 Scared. 253 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:15,247 When she wakes up every morning a little closer to becoming a woman? 254 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:19,018 Scared, OK? I'm worried about my children. I'm a terrible father. 255 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:24,051 No. You can't prevent your daughters from growing up 'cause you're scared. 256 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:27,758 They should tell you that when you bring them home from the hospital. 257 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,129 - Morning, Bridget. - Morning, Daddy. 258 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,670 - Paul? - Hmm? 259 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:39,870 I was thinking I might take Bridget to get her license today. 260 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,179 I mean, you know, if that's OK with you? 261 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,676 - Sure. - Really? You mean it? 262 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,515 It's your mom's call. 263 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,860 Let's go, honey. Come on. 264 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,531 [sighs] 265 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,364 Morning, Care Bear. You look like you're feeling better this morning. 266 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:14,401 I am. You know, I can't believe I got so upset about a stupid art contest. 267 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,538 Way to go. No point in dwelling on... 268 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,482 - What are you throwing out? - Just my art stuff. 269 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:23,817 - I realized it's not for me. - Those are your paintings! 270 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:27,188 - I know. I don't need them anymore. - What're you talking about? 271 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,990 - Listen, we have to discuss this. - Really, Dad, I'm totally OK with it. 272 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,860 Not the bunny! 273 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,099 It's a giraffe! 274 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:45,374 A lot of talented students just didn't quite make the cut, Mr... 275 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,412 - Hennessy. - Hennessy. 276 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:50,880 - Wait, Kerry Hennessy is your daughter? - Yes. 277 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,282 - Oh, Kerry's incredibly talented. - Why didn't she get in? 278 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,253 You see what your daughter submitted? 279 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,689 Well, no, but, you know, she... she's very private about her work. 280 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,727 She gets that from me, artistic temperament. I'm a writer. 281 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,489 I have a column in the local paper. 282 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,896 Maybe you saw it? It's actually a very... Oh, my God! 283 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,628 I know, fabulous, isn't it? 284 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,863 [groans] If it were up to me, she'd be in. 285 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,905 But this competition was sponsored by 286 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,136 the Michigan Ecumenical Council of Churches and Synagogues. 287 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,870 - Oh, it was? - Uh-huh. 288 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,709 I can understand objections by Catholics and Jews, 289 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,147 but even the Wiccans didn't want this in. 290 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,719 But it is art. And sometimes art is made 291 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,186 to shock and disturb the viewer. Oh, my God! 292 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:33,190 Doesn't she have a First Amendment right to express her... 293 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,021 For God sakes, put it away. 294 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,392 Hey, Bear. 295 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,667 I'm saving that seat. 296 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,031 Thank you. 297 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,712 I spoke to one of the judges of that art contest. 298 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:58,216 Do you just hate me? Is that why you're trying to ruin my life? 299 00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:01,252 - You wanna hear what she had to say? - No. 300 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,091 What? 301 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,558 She said that you were very talented. 302 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:20,136 - Stop trying to make me feel better. - I'm not! 303 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,173 She said the reason you didn't get in, 304 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,606 is because your work was too controversial. 305 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,303 - What? - That's what she said. 306 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:31,213 Controversial? Oh, my God, those Fascists. 307 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:35,151 - I'm sorry, honey. - So we live under some dictatorship, 308 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,984 and I'm being punished for challenging authority? 309 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,282 - Cool! - Wait a minute. Kerry, Kerry, Kerry! 310 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,794 Come here, sit down. 311 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:47,525 Kerry, you told me you didn't care what anybody thought. 312 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,932 That's not true. I think, maybe, you care a little too much. 313 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:55,067 - Are you calling me a hypocrite? - No, I'm just saying... 314 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,438 ...l've seen a lot of your art work. 315 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,670 And you could've submitted 316 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:03,908 any number of paintings to that church competition 317 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:07,281 - that would've been more appropriate. - I know, Dad. 318 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,981 But then... maybe they wouldn't have liked it. 319 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,081 And that would hurt. 320 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:16,252 So you did everything you could to make that not happen. 321 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,123 Honey... 322 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,656 ...I think you should just, you know... 323 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:26,101 ...put yourself out there once in a while. 324 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,504 They really thought I was controversial? 325 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:33,739 Oh, for the love of God! And talented. Weren't you listening to a word I said? 326 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,781 I was, and I'm glad that you liked my art. 327 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,282 I love your art. 328 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:43,081 You know, don't... Don't make your world too small, OK? 329 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,589 - OK. - OK. 330 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,017 - [laughing] - What's so funny? 331 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,764 My world gets bigger, Bridget can't leave the house. So cool. 332 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,494 Hey, everyone! Hey, do I look different? 333 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,733 Do I look like the owner of a new Michigan driver's license? 334 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,034 - Can I take the car to the mall? - Oh, no. 335 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,907 You're not going anywhere else. 336 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:11,348 I took you for the test to settle this issue and find some peace in this house. 337 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:15,252 - All right, fine. I'll be in my room. - Uh, Cate? 338 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,812 You know, since this is a special day, 339 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,382 maybe... I don't know, Bridget, if you want, 340 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,827 you could go to the store and pick up the milk your mother forgot. 341 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,494 - Really? - You did good, honey. 342 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,027 Come here, beach girl. I'm so proud of you. 343 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,165 - Congratulations. - Thank you, Daddy. 344 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:41,604 So have fun, be safe, and then, you know, back in your room. 345 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,478 - OK? - That's your father's call. 346 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:50,244 This is a long time coming, but, apparently, you've earned it. 347 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,323 The minivan? You want me to drive the loser cruiser? 348 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,624 - Or you could walk. - I'm good. 349 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,130 - You passed? - Yes, come with! 350 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,463 Look at my hair, doesn't it look good? 351 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,262 - So she passed. - Yeah. 352 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,669 - [door closes] - How's it feel? 353 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,064 Not sure. 354 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,100 [Paul] OK, Beach, OK. I'm almost done. 355 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,800 Almost, one... two... 356 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,136 ...three, off you go! 357 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,007 You got it! You got it! 358 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,787 Off you go. 359 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:06,696 [cheering, applause on TV] 360 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,606 - See, you have to... - Just take them and go! 361 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,474 Oh, man! The sole's ripped! 362 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,306 Dad, I'm gonna need some new sh... 30497

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