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TENDER SCOUNDREL

Mademoisellel... Mademoiselle!

You forgot something. You forgot to look at me.

Yes! Look at me! Is that unusual?

Your profile - is now like cameos.

I see us together, depicted on the coin.

We need, I do not know." We need to creme a family home".

So we were like each other. Yes, a family home.

Big fire, big dog lying near the fireplace.

Leave me alone!

You're so stupid! - Help!

Murderer'. Let go of me'.!

No, what's that!

Go away! Get out!

I don't like crazies.

Can I give you a lift somewhere?

I do not know... - I've the car.

Okay, I'm going to Montaigne Avenue.

Divine providence sent me. I'm going m George V Avenue.

Why 318 you looking at me?

I'm trying t0 recall your face.

I have already seen you somewhere. I'm sure of it.

Don't say, don't say where. I'll recall myself.

Monte Carlo, on the beach.

Not an all, I never been there.

However, I've seen you in a bathing suit.

You can't forget this.

Wail... I remember.

Capri! - No.

Not either?

I have a poor memory!

I'm quiting smoking.

And you haven't been in Portufmo on August 15th?

Nope. I ms in Deauville.

Well, of course Deauville!

Polo!

You've noticed me riding a mustang.

Unfortunately, n0. I have never been m a polo.

Never been t0 a p010. Maybe in the casino?

This is quite possible. I play there roulette every night.

I'll give you an advice. You should not attend such institutions.

But you've been there. - Only when necessary.

I've invested 50% of my shares in the gambling business.

So from time to time I need to check it out.

Otherwise empixe will collapse.

"The reflection of your hail from the Light of lamps. "

"I can still see them. “

"Heart is still beating. "

"Memories, memories. What do you want from me?"

Dunn!

Are you drug addict or maniac?

Who gave you the right to so cut me off? - A young man...

I will not let you! "Young mam, young man. "

There is no young man. You are abusing your age.

Because of it I will not hit 'your face.

What year you've got the driving licence, 1900?

Well, that's enough. I often dine with the prefect of police.

I'll tell him about you, you can believe me...

Where are you going? - I'm on the spot.

Oh, I'd like I0 keep you company...

Little pampering. But now I have to take care of the car.

Life has become a hell.

Day passes after day. Let's have dinner together in the evening.

What about the prefect of police? - Yeah, I have dinner with him in 24 hours.

Bye. - Bye.

Oh, shit!

Let me pass... So.

Let's g0 back to business.

Licence plane number...

I hope it's not a stolen car?

Okay. I can see, you axe a decent man.

So, the damages... Headlight.

Dem on the right side.

Driver after a medical examination...

I do not think you will be providing it?

No, what would you say? Look 411111111.

He cut me off... and even now he's showing his intelligence.

Hold on... I'll show you. I have powerful friends.

You xvi“ be given me right m drive a swam.

Rotten youth!

Bastard! Asshole!

Some idiot crashed into me.

Registration, car keys... Quickly, give it to me!

What happened? Are you angry?

Wrong! I should slay away from types like you.

Such a jerk! Get out of here!

And be quick! I was wailing for something like this.

In 3 months didn't sell single car. Well, how could you manage it!

Straight xvurlcPs record. - Look, buss. Such a vehicles axe generally very difficult to sell.

I'll show you what sells well!

You will never sit in the car again!

I'll have you blacklisted. You axe dangerous!

You axe intruder! No longer used cars for you!

No more!

You finished gathering your things? Soon you g0 away?

What are you waiting for? A raise?

Rehabilimiun? Or kick in the ass?

Huh? - No, I wamed m wave."

My respects to your wife. - Get out!

And never come back here!

I have you on the blacklist!

Your name will be known to every car dealer!

You will be banned from living in the big city!

Are you driving to the Champs-Elysees? - Yes.

Goad.

I'm sorry. Hopefully the echo hasn't reach you.

Echo of what? - My fight with the owner.

Fm a little hasty.

I had to throw a cheque into his face.

10 million. - For xvhat?

For me t0 slay. So he could, as before, use my name.

He used my nmne to trade on the black market.

Now it's over, New I will lift up my head.

It did not switch to second gear?

Listen, you: transmission...

makes a strange sound, a mysterious rustling.

Car was in repai: for a month. I did not use it at all.

A1141!

You still have a concern?

Again transmission?

Eveqthing together.

I do not understand. I didn't pass thousand kilometers, yet.

Yes, it's not the issue with kilometers.

This is a favorite trick of our workshop.

I'd have to check your steering and body.

You are not the first one who after the repair drives into the ditch.

We live in the age of scumbags.

I'm sorry, I will drop you off. I am going new...

buck to this scumbag, he will give me back my money... and apologize.

Are you going back? - Yeah, this moment.

Do not tell him that I said it.

My clothes...

No, “Yell”.

Tbankynu.

Hello, booksellers union?

Do not hang up, you have a caller. First cabin, six.

Token, madam.

Keep the change. - Thank you.

And my number, madam? - One moment.

Hello. Hello?

Hello, dear, it's me.

Tony? flies.

I didn't call you because...

Finalfy decided to call.

You know, I'm tired ofjour mm,.

Come here, getjour thing: and get lost.

Thank you, sit. - Y'0u're welcome, ma'am.

Oh, ifs you. WM], what?

What do you mean? - What about the girl from Hotel Ritz?

Nothing. Simple chick.

Those chicks are not in my taste.

Look, I'm tired of your moods.

She could be easily used,

Tomorrow we'll try again.

No, thank you. I have enough of dun.

Monsieur Antoine, should I get you something?

I will not eat, I'm dizzy.

Oh, Monsieur Antoine, you, on the contrary, have to eat.

Nothing would g0 through my throat.

What happened? - Nothing.

Talk to me. You hax-"e a strange look.

I would say hunted.

I resigned. - Damned!

I'm not used to such a treatment.

He started to moralize me, I can not stand it.

I'm used t0 elegance. - Elegance, elegance...

No, no, in relation to me there is no "but".

Bravo! Madame Aline!

Bring us coffee. I'm leafing in 20 minutes.

Listen, you hurry too much.

In New York, evegvlhing is different.

Another life.

Once you have paid, you are serve immediately.

Have you eaten?

Yes. - Okay. Pay and we g0.

You need a ride somewhere? - To you.

Oh, no. Nut today.

I have a guest. Girlfriend. In general... a friend.

Niauricene, 20 years old. She sells the flowers.

Honest girl. - Really?

In shun, primitive. Do not deceive yomselve.

I know your capabilities.

Poor thing does not know she ran into...

vegetable street vendor.

You be careful with your statements. Careful!

'Where to take? - To Germain.

To Germain? - Can you suggest something better?

No. - Then let's g0.

Oh, Tony! Tony!

My love! My measure!

Six months without you. I thought Pd go crazy.

Germain thought would g0 mad.

My love. Come on.

Come on, my treasure.

Why axe you breathing so heavily? Something prickless?

Here prickles.

Do you remember that Saturday?

'When we 'were going to Barbizon.

We thought we would have some fun.

I drove the ca: out of the garage...

h (eh so good'.!

And then suddenly, bzun!

Heart attack.

Fortunately, it happened at a red light.

Two months in the hospital. Thrombosis.

And oops... a new hem attack.

Freeze.

In the House of the Dead. - It can not be!

Got released this morning.

I could not get up.

But I had to see you. - Be prudent.

I thought only of you. Constantly calling you: name in delirium.

Kept awake all the doctors.

The muses mm me than. - My den'.!

Do not choke me!

The whole concilimn was there.

For a week we lived there as brothers and sisters.

How hand it xvas.

Let's not xvaste Ijme. Do you know what we do?

You will sleep in the bed and I'm here.

No! I can not agree to that! - Do you xvant a new heart attack?

No? Then from today you have a bed rest.

Are you on diet?

From hell.

Grilled meat, fish...

Look, you're not forgotten...

where you can get caviar? - Nu.

I forgot.

What you can drink? Prubabaly mineral water?

Yes, of course. But buy more burgundy.

You cam not change habits.

And also buy some whiskey.

Yes, it is a good drug for venous obstructions.

Then lake a bottle from the cupboard.

How strange. It feels...

i1" there is not a bar but a medicine cabinet.

What a vile thing - life,

Our precious patient sleep well?

I made you a chocolate.

I believe coffee is forbidden? - Forbidden? For what reason?

Ah, yes!

Sometimes I forget, and I think I'm still healthy.

Couldn't get any croissants?

I didn't have tilne to come dots-m. I have to open the store at 8:00 sun.

You lmuw, now I have the inventory.

I'll be back around I o'clock. . Make you a breakfast...

and vwould leave an 2:00. - You're a saint.

No, what's this!

No, this can not be!

This can not be! Such a surprise.

I did not expected that. - What are you babbling about?

Fandango - a horse that I know for more than a year.

New name. She looks striking.

Jockey. St. hlattheva. Hardly loaded. Loose ground.

Do you know how much they bet on her. 40101.

Can you imagine Germain. We just need to fill out pure formality.

At the right moment I place 20 sous, and 0p... I']I break the bank.

What bank? You gonna play lotto again?

Germain, you really gone crazy?

Today is a great day!

Failure is prohibited. And why?

Because today I will be ruthless.

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. The heavy artillery entered the fight.

What's in your cash register? - Nothing at all.

Bravo! The doctor said t0 me: no stress. And that's what you get me.

Maybe 40,000". No change, though.

40,000.

I can imagine my legendary “Yin.

Already smiling. Well... no harm in dreaming.

My sweetie.

How much are the flowers? - The}; are not for sale.

I have t0 deliver them to that apartment. - How much? I buy them.

But six! - How much? - 6,000 francs.

Here are 10,000. Give them to a lady in this apartment.

What did you think of new? It's not the best horse.

And then, where do I get these 100,000?

And your baby has nothing stashed?

Flowers bring decent money, - Yes.

But we save them. We']I buy a house. Yes, Bobby?

Yes. First, we wanted m buy a small store.

But when we decided m settle in Roche Mezenc.

Well, yes. Her parents live there.

Listen, and it's great. This is life.

Own house. Own store.

Small income. Small breakfast.

Small table in a small kitchenette.

My friends, you're just morons.

Silly you.

A lovely place.

So this is "the market by the river?"

Yes. - You should have seen flower market in San Francisco.

Several floors on both sides of the hoflevard.

And giant flowers.

Cactuses like that!

Yes, everybody would have laughed at you.

Take him away. Fast, get him a\vay' from here!

I have enough of him. I do not want to listen to this anyrrlore.

Such a smart ass annoys me!

W ell mannered...

Oh, ma, Mauficeme'. - Shut up! Leave me alone!

I'm tired ofjou andjaurfiiend.

You made her angry.

Come on, or I gonna burst into tears.

Such a smart am!?

just look at this idiots...

Srwm - Prick!

Well, you got yourself into homefs nest.

\Vhy? - I do not understand you.

Y'ou're a nice guy. You speak beautifully.

Even better than I do.

You're just not talking enough.

Or say something that brings you harm. Didn't you try to quote Frans?

Tried, but never overused. - He was Icing and god of eloquence.

You were talking about my beauty? - Yes.

I think you're hurting yourself.

Pvlauricette is not a match for you.

Handsome guy like you. With your class...

Precisely... with your class.

Your style - fashionable lady...

white phone... crepe de Chine...

You think so? - Fm telling you.

But, you know...

Fashionable lady can be found only in high society.

So... credit is needed for the right equipment.

Of course, money is not the main thing. We have them. Actually we'd have them in the evening,

Well, Fandango. - That's right, Fandango.

Heaven itself had sent it to us. Divine providence.

You put it all, and then - all women at your feet.

Paris at your feet. . - 40,000 cash.

40 to 1 - that's 3,000,000..

And between you and me. I foresee a much greater amount.

Come on, drive, drive,

Madame bets on nmnber 6?

Madame loves risk? - I'm sorry?

Let me introduce myself: Antoine hiarecha]...

owner's son.

Can I ask what kind of foe...

advise you t0 be! on the "Howe: of the Time?"

None. I just liked the name of the horse.

Funny. Du not you think...

that horse of that name...

can throw unexpected trick?

Now I talk to you not as society lion, but horse lover.

Your only chance: Fandango.

You think so? - I'm sure.

Hey, it's serious tip.

Come be! on it. ~ - I agree.

Number 9, the winner.

Number 9, twice “inner.

Numker 9, 20 wagers.

Numker 9, 20 wagers.

9th..

Where is the ninth? - What?

I know, who is now in troubles.

Blame Marcel. - Marcel?

Oh, believe me.

The stable man who works for my father.

Tomorrow morning he xvii] be send t0 the stud farm in Australia.

Come on, he's there. Come on!

We can't let the bastard g0 awnray! - Yes, we must teach him a lesson!

Come quickly! Come on let's g0.

Madam, if you want, I'll give you a ride?

You have a car? - Oh, no. I take a taxi.

All of these traffic jams drive me crazy.

Well? - Yes, I lmow what you'll tell me.

Marcel screw up again. So tomorrow I'll fire him.

Sit down, fast.

There he goes! Hurry, after him!

Bastard! Scoundrel! Scumbag!

My friend, do not drive like maniac.

Here we go again.

Former pilot. Loyal as a dog, but a hothead.

I told you not to g0 crazy.

Listen... Do you still need a car?

I don't think s0. - My friend, you can g0 for a dinner.

Yeah? Wham the chichi?

Bibi!

Bibi is here! Wake up. Quickly get up! Come on!

What is it? What happened? - Be quiet!

Bibi is at the door. - Bibi. 'X11211; kind of Bibi?

Quiet! - Oh, look. You can go crazy.

Come on, get dressed quickly.

I had such a nice dream.

Where are my sucks?

Here.

Is that you, Bibi? - Yer, it's me.

Open up! baw- a surprise jovym.

Wait a minute! I'm coming.

Fm in the bathroom.

A second sock?

On the bed.

Am! the shoes? - Kesp quiet!

I need 10 sleep.

I'm not used 10 get up at 9:00 am.

And my tie?

Where's my tie? - Hurry!

Who has a birthday today?

My little dealing.

Come here and see.

1t was not easy. X bad to contact the minixter bimseyi

Financial experts oljected 11ml managed m overcome them.

Look, it is yours.

Thank the Minister, Bibi, and return it.

I'll never pass driving exam.

Yesterday I failed again,

Backing up?

This is a curse.

My binoculars!

Nut much gnu can Au. Y m mm going m Meugex.

My darling. - You're going to ski without your little dealing.

Hello, cousin!

You didn't expect ta see me?

Monsieur. - Monsieur.

Introduce me.

Yes, right. Excuse me.

Gabriel Dmnonceaux, CEO of...

textile jam} Dumomeaux Pam.

My great friend... my cousin...

Antoine, from Bomges.

Antoine Mavezbal.

I ialdyou about him 100 time: told. - Ah:!

Yes, yes, of course! Of course.

Nice to meet you.

So, you are the funous Bibi.

Muriel constantly talks about you.

She's in trauma. I think, you came t0 comfort your poor cousin?

To console? Why?

I failed the driving exam again.

For the third time.

What' s wrong? - It is impossible to g0 reverse.

Of course, they always ask just that.

Anyone can drive a car.

Big, small cars.

Look who's talking - you ride in a taxi.

You should tell this 10 reporters.

You make me laugh.

I've operated many European firms.

Momma, Manse Cam, 24 hours.

I'm not talking about my U. S. companies.

They are my beloved children.

For example, company "Jimmy". Have you head of her?

Wow, I don't know anything.

It looks like you don't know.

We rarely see each other. - If we had seen each other more often...

you would already lmuw how to drive. Now I take everything into my own hands.

In a week you'll get your licence. - In a vweek... Too late.

Bibi is leaving to Meuger in the evening.

Nothing can be done. Fm not going to enjoy the snow.

I xvould be stuck in cheap club.

Sleep in a dormitory.

Na one would m me. - We'll start learning immediately!

We're family, right?

She's like a child.

Would you g0 alone in the train 'without protection?

Where those pimply students will be hitting on you. 'Well, it's not!

Thank you! Not a “Yard more. Tonight...

you're coming by ca: to your country house. - But how?

Together with you: cousin. - Fm sorry?

Oh, no, this is not possible, dear Bibi.

I'd love m, but...

After all, you know that's life. The work...

diflerent ciréumxtames... obligations.

It lakes a lot of time. Maybe I can squeeze...

a week before qualifying in Mexico. But n0 more!

You see, everything is just perfect. - What day is today?

Saturday. - We can't g0, - \,Vhy?

Banks are closed. - So what?

I didn't expect this trip and didn't bring any cash.

For Gabriel Dumonceaux banks axe always open.

Due 10 banks our life becomes much more practical.

How much do you need? Is 500,000 enough?

'Well, then. I'll call Beatrice and tell her about you.

Thank you. Excellent. Till next meeting.

Wm...

You forget the binoculars.

True.

You cousin is cute.

Do you have snow chains? - Why?

The roads are slippery up there. - Have you ever heard...

about snow rally. I have won three of them the past year.

Bravo!

No one mused me so much in a long time.

Tony! Stop it! 'What are you doing!

Well, Tony. That's right.

You performed real rally in the snow.

Listen, you've never heard of skid...

Why 318 you laughing? - You've funny sweater.

Absolutely incongruous colors. - This is intentional.

You know, when I'm down there, I could be seen from far away.

At 12, I've received "Golden chamois".

21 planning.

21 obstacles.

And we're done. Agreed? - Good.

What is it? Oh! What is it?

Disperse! Disperse!

Hey! What's wrong with you?

My God, what is it?

I thought you really received the “Golden chamois. "

Damneé skis!“ is better.“...

to g0 down the mountain by car or taxi.

At least the legs will be intact.

You m, nature...

is n great thing.

Just think, for years I destroy. ,

my nervous system.

Damage coronary vessels.

And all for what?

For some extra tens of millions per month.

And just one-hour flight keeps us aura}: from such a beauty in here.

H e?! T any!

Gabriel, you are here, too!

What a surprise! How funny.

Antoine Marechal. This is my wife, Beatrice.

Antoine Matechal - fnancial expert with a great future.

Now he is studying the Scottish market,

My cousin Muriel.

Good afternoon. - Spouses Dumonceaux.

Antoine often told me about you. I even remember you: name.

So charming... Put another two seats.

Yes, we insist.

You are not in Edinburgh. - In Edinburgh... P

Ah, yes, Well, of course. Scottish market.

I left it m accompany Muriel.

You stay in a hotel? - No, we rented a house.

House - is to strong “Yard. More likely, miserable little shed.

But I love it.

Yes, it reminds him heroic times.

Yes, a lifestyle that I once knew.

Loneliness. Wildlife.

Climbing.

How exciting. - Excited, madam.

Excited is better 'word.

My former friends and Mil-ale...

my spiritual father, taught me everything.

Everything except position of “backward cancer"...

which I had imented. - You... "backward cancer"?

For him this I: a xecond nature.

You know", Gabrielle...

the day after tomorrow Monsieur Marechal leaves us. - Work, madam. Work.

We can't let the poor buy g0.

Scottish sheeps can wail.

In general, yes. After all, you come here only for a week.

Earlier than the end of the quarter we can...

hardly wail for you: results.

My dear Gabriel, at the end of the quarter...

I will be in Guatemala. Planning phosphates.

Then Moscow. Problems with corn.

You mus! slawl down, Monsieur Marechal.

Call me Tony. - Only in exchange for a promise.

I'll call you Tony, and you will stay here for another week.

Agreed.

Oh, no, you!

What kind of a fairy tale?

Guatemala... Moscow... It's a nightmare!

You shouldn't say that...

he's fmancial expert. Couldn't imagine more stupid.

I had t0 come up with something that would impress my wife.

Most of your wife is impressed...

Better for me to remain silent.

So we have a deal? Bravo.

Hey, Gabrielle!

Yes!

Thank our friend Tony.

For what?

Today, he will come m us for a party.

V9611 be well entertained.

Dunn! I dropped it.

Till the evening, then. - Yes, until the evening.

God lmows what.

Monsieur ready for anything, posing as gigolo.

X mm you... fl you again xvi“ behave “kc a boy...

Enough! No more crazyness.

7 hours behind the wheel plus 3 hours of skiing.

And now the scene of jealousy.

My nerves are not made of steel.

I'm out of the game. Enough. I g0 back to Scotland.

Ca n“ be!

You really started to believed in these Scottish sheeps?

You see, I finally got caught in your lies.

Tahiti. Oh, Tahiti! How I love this island!

Tell me, my dear. Your guest list is not closed yet?

No. - Am I on in?

- None. - Poor me, so unlucky!

I wish I could devote you my new creation.

What a bitch!

Oh, my dear! That's you!

Not much fun in here.

Not even room for sex.

What do you say?

Not all of the guests arrived. 'We are still waiting for some. - Anyway, it's success.

Thank you.

'K7 e stick around for 15 more minutes and leave. - Yes, dead! ' éomdorrz.

Where did you fly away for 3 days?

'Why did you run away, without telling me?

Don't you 'want to?

You know, Josette, Tyrol for me...

Call me Joe and tell me you're...

And your friend Antoine hasn't showed up, yet?

And... there, he is!

Who is he? - Antoine Marechal.

Exceptionally talented financial expert.

Golden brain.

Yes, it works for me. Now he is engaged in...

development budgets of our African subsidiaries.

Poetry digits.

Sense of rjntbexis.

Excuse me.

Boxer? - Antoine Marechal.

Financial Expert.

Way so late? - We waited for Tony's fur.

Ah, my dear Tony...

the fur is perfect. What a chic, what a cut! Price tag...

Price tag? - Price tag.

I thought you had forgotten me. - Forget you?

Who can forget such a beauty, such a dress.

I'll leave you for a second.

It'd seem to me like a century.

Ever since you came, I haven't seen you for 5 minutes.

We see each other A11 the time. - You know perfectly well what I mean.

Edward Swift.

I've heard a lot of you, Monsieur Niarechal.

I would like to askyau for advice.

Just between us...

Dumonceaux Fabric...

Operating.

Monsieur Marechal, I put cards on the table.

My Financial Group wams t0 invest...

1 billion in his factories.

What canyon my about the future of my invextmenis?

Nothing. Gabriel was the most reliable partner in France.

But suwieng he was xeqed by the pasxion.

Cray love.

As a result, nothing but trouble.

His empire collapses.

I refuse m plug the loopholes in it.

Antoine Marechal refuses.

Tony, you axe a man with a big heart. Help!

I can't manage stay in any way - I'm sorry, Edxvard - alone with your cousin.

Me and your cousin are going to leave without saying goodbye.

Fm sorry, Edward. We are all men here.

I look forward 10 your brilliant ingenuity.

Gabriel!

Now you understand what I said?

What a charming girl. Your cousin?

Yes. And I am new to remind her that.

What does this mean, my girl? - What's gotten into you?

I promised to look after you, and will continue to do so.

What are you saying? He is crazy.

Who' s m Kim-e'. You fimgm...

you need 10 get a driver's license?

And Malagasies you forgot as xvell?

And the forester in his castle?

Now you switched to young Romanians? - I'm from Angouleme.

Besides, he's a racist. Rascal.

Well, immediately g0 home!

Wow! - I said, now! Dear Gabriel...

take care of here. I trust you.

Let's dance, guys.

Hey, what kind of slap he gave you.

I thought he was gonna kill you. He was great.

Listen to me carefully, Dumonceaux.

If you think again l0 kill me, I will return I0 Paris.

My dear!

My dear!

What is it, honey?

Come on! - Leave me alone!

Where are we? - Surprise!

Finally', we're alone.

My little savage.

Hit me. - I'm sorry?

You hither.

And why not me?

Beat me.

If you insist? - Yes, yes, yes.

Not like that.

That's it!

I knew it was going to be great.

I knew it was going to be great.

I knew... I knew itl. .

Stop, madam. It not serious.

What': with her? Look, madam.

N», no. N»: that.

Oh, madam! What': wrung u/irh her?

Tony! Tony! I need l0 talk to you.

Look, I broke up with Bibi.

Can't be! - Yes.

Jewelry, apartment... I'll return all to him.

I leave myself just a toothbrush. We g0 back in Paris together.

We will xvurk. We']I rent a room, I']I teach you how to cook.

Wait, one moment.

I 'want you to bite. - 'Watch out! Your husband would see us.

I don't care about Gabriel. I called my father.

He agreed. - On what? - I'm getting a divorce.

I'll leave all my husband. I will lake only my toothbrush.

I need m check my small shop.

O, cousin!

Well, how's our cousin?

No jokes.

Do you mind? Let me...

Big one. - Really?

Yes. Too much!

Help me. Come on!

Come on! Get me out of here!

Of course, Baroness.

Where am I? - In my room.

I'll leave you alone. Sleep for on an hour or two.

H you intend m cominue engage in swimming...

then perhaps I can offer you something better than pool.

Have you ever been to the South Seas? - What?

I sxvam there with my friends.

Where is it? - In Tahiti.

Tahiti?

I was expecting something more original.

For example, the Cocos Island: or Cannes.

You will not regret it.

Tahiti!

By the way, do you have a car? - A car?

Of course.

Good. Since you xvant to go to Cannes, then \ve']I g0 there together.

See you...

Madame Aline, take away this cup of coffee just in case.

He comes back and will not be happy.

Will cry his heart out.

He's calling Monsieur Tony.

We have eaten and man's enough.

Finish your coffee. The blue 1min is coming in 10 minutes.

I'm done with the blue train.

I have other plans. I'm going t0 travel around the world.

Do you know in which direction you going? - I did not ask.

Put on the shelf. That's it. Excellent.

Let's g0, dear.

Bye!

You know what I'm thinking about?

Yes.

You, too, think about that? - Of course.

But I can restrain myself. You know...

Driver. Gossip.

Let's try to think about something else.

But I can not. Never!

Well... It sums again.

Driver. Take me quickly...

You axe going to land on Coco Island in a fu: coat and fur hat?

I gut dressed for a winter resort.

All tropical wardrobe was sent t0 the dry cleaners.

There is a cute little shop in Cannes. Wait for me, we g0 there together.

Amazing woman.

Pardon.

Not bad, huh? - It fits 'very well.

Dnrftyou have anything lighter?

Roomier.

Let me see, madam.

You're muscular, athlete.

Real steel.

You play basketball? - No.

However, you have physique of basketball player.

Or gymnast.

For sure, you were engaged in some sports.

Actually... not really.

So, you were born like this?

How mnderful!

You have such an uvuuua! spin.

Like am ancient Greek athlete.

Phidias... Polyclitus...

It's true, if you think about.

Look, you might think of something else?

Go, my friend. We']I call you when we need you.

\W1at\ve're talking about? - About some historical figures...

which I don't know. - I']I tell you everything.

About the literature. About the sculptures.

I want to have on my yacht a real expert.

Do you know the history of water?

Oh, my God! I've spent already 2 hours with you.

But we sail in an hour. It's Lime to take care of yourselve.

Meet me on my yacht "Odyssey".

Fm sorry, sir. Who will pay the bill? - Send i1 to the hotel.

In whose name? - Monsieur Gruchu.

Little patience. We sail in few minutes.

There he is!

Get my boxes. - Right away.

Finally.

What about me?

And that was my grandfather.

He loved to wander in his spam: time.

He become penniless and attached 10 poverty.

I think your driver is calling you.

My driver? Ah, yes my driver.

It's always better when your driver is also your friend.

- He's trustful and also clairvoyant. - Clairvoyant?

Yes, a real clairvoyant. Former fakix.

I never come on board without consulting him.

He's much better then astrologers. Never mung!

With his advices I made millions.

Ln': take him on board.

My dear, take him, please. - Yes, Lily.

Take him.

Well then. - Bravo!

Come on!

Listen... jump!

It's all right, sailor? - All right, all right.

Trmy! Tony!

You are so beautiful, so kind!

Tell me, is it true that everybody is fed up with my music?

Queen of my eyes!

I wish you were playing beside my bed...

when I fell asleep in the evening.

When are you making, Comma?

Sea, but they are constantly laughing.

HlzUam, I kiss your hands.

TonyL. Monsieur Tony... Could you help me.

I can't solve one problem for along time...

which really lorments me.

Couldn't you talk to your...

- Fakit; . Exactly!

Hello?

Yes, Captain.

Brother, get up on deck. They asked for you.

Here, he is!

- Come over. - Me? - Appmazh here.

Sorry, 10 get you from important things, Bob...

but Lord Swift needs advice.

- Are you in good shape? - Excellent.

Right... We will start immediately...

- What should I say"? - Answer: "Yes, sir. "

- Yes, sir. - Excellent.

Concentrate, Bob.

Concentrate.

Concentrated?

Concentrated.

Bob!

Are you with me?

I'm with you!

- What do you see? - The darkness.

- Does darkness shocks you? - Darkness shocks me!

Just darkness all around!

I see Africa. Black Africa.

I see the river. The huge river.

Cvocodilex.

Ah, vile creature!

What does he saying?

Well, translate it.

- He advises on African stocks. - Yes, yes, exactly.

How cool!

River, a large river.

For sure, it's Zambezi.

Zambezi. Well, of course. This is the Zambezi!

And not only Zambezi. This is Quinn. This is the Quinn.

This morning, its shares fell 7 francs.

- So buy it! - You think so?

Of course, if he says so.

Bravo! Bravo!

Don'! tell me what I0 do. I'll tell you.

Copper. I want m buy a“ {he cower we can gm.

Yes, when thefve closing?

- Nice weather, Captain. - Yes.

You don't look very happy-

For six years I've been xvorlcing for Madame Bauuness.

And every time she's on board...

I haven't seen the barometer to fall below normal.

'SVith her everything is always so predictable.

Calm ma, m um'.

Weather doesn't bring any surprises.

I've only seen storm in movies.

I'm sorry about that.

I wish I could be in a real storm.

I understand you.

Intoxicafing storm. Dizziness from sea waves.

I know this feeling so xvell.

Before I turn 12 years old, my father had already pulled me out of the 'water three times.

So the m; norm... 611;] idrgi;

- And by the way, who is she? - Madame Baromn... 6711;] i631;

1714616532728 Baroness expects Monrienrfifamréaf in bar caéirz.

- Yes, yes, Fm going. - Have a good time.

- Then you'll 1.6111118 everything? - I'm sorry?

About the storm, of course.

Ah, yes.

Come in.

Did my beautiful, sensual girl called me?

If I w0uldn'1 called you, then I would never have ask you in.

I thought...

the sea would be more stimulating.

You know, the acuteness of the senses dulled my good manners.

I paid a tribute...

You consider reasonable."

to hand out to the right and the left...

what you don'! have much?

Tell me, honestly.

Oooh! Wham an ingravjlude!

I just left you 5 minutes ago.

And then, I didn't really leave you...

since your guests seem m be s0 horrible. - My dear!

My love! I ask you...

do not give up. You will be yourself again.

This can't be!

You all right, Nlonsieur Marechal?

All right, 2-11 right.

Listen, can I take my little negro?

- He is simply churning. - I'm tixed.

Shut up, you little monster.

Perhaps new you'll become immortal.

Only ladies from high society are the real women.

Countess led me m this conclusion...

when I posed to her.

She read me a poem. You never heard poems in Romanian?

This is indescribable!

- Want some? - No.

- What is it? You have a strange look. - I'mti1ed.

- What? - This yacht!

Front, rear, right, left - everywhere “Yater!

- I want to live in the mountains. - Go back t0 Meuger, - No!

No. Fm tired of playing fool.

- Tony! - Sh, m'.!

Tony!

A, Monsieur Mauechal!

Today Panama, tomorrow we enter the Pacific Ocean.

So what?

Baroness should be informed about this news.

- And what bothers you? - I'll show you.

See, we are here now, and will be there tomorrow.

Then we mm 200 miles to the left, and miss the storm again.

- And if we turn to the right? - But they are xvaiting there! And... if Baroness finds out...

Woman could be easily deceived.

Monsieur Marechal! You are the man I was looking for!

Tony!

Tony!

You haven't seen Monsieur Maxechal?

No, Madam.

- Can I come in? - No. - For 5 minutes.

- No. - For 2 minutes? - Tm!

So where is he?

He was here a minute ago, maiam.

Find him!

You play hide and seek?

Funny, isn't it?

What do you do on this boat, along with lily?

- Traveling. - Are you in love with her?

Du you care? And you...

Can I ask what you're doing...

on this rotten boat, alone?

I swim m Tahiti along with my uncle.

And since I can't afford such a trip...

Lily kindly...

- 'Whds there? - Edward, my little Veronica.

"Edward, my little Veronica. "

I came to visit you.

- "I came t0 visit you“. - Not new

Be honest... don't you like him?

I understand you.

You will not regret it.

How are you, Edwml?

Finally'! I was looking for you everywhere.

Where did you hide?

Us imposible to catch you.

- Fm thixsty. - I give you a glass of water?

I'm thirsty of kisses.

Thirsty of fondling. Right now.

Satisfy my thirst!

Taune me! I'm your gazelle.

- You xvant me to throw myself at your feet? - No, no!

We make love...

like mad from the heat savannah animals.

Let's love one another. .

Like at the dawn of mankind. - Can't we get some sleep first?

Sleep is just a waste of time!

Oh, no! Listen to this. Well, listen!

It is noiybe right 121a}! 1 begyou! Stop it!

Well, listerdNo, rm, n»...

Well, m, no. just do it...

Not this...

Tony.

Tony.

What? 'What happened?

That crazy music won't let me sleep.

This bitch!

First and last warning!

If I hear one more sound fiom this Pandora box, F11 throw it overboaud!

- And you will follows-wad. - Scoundrel!

Scoundveli... Killer!

Let's sail away together.

Leave this gang of weirdos.

We sit in the lifeboat...

and some japanese cargo ship will pick us up.

We g0 down on land near hlanila or Borneo...

We will live there together, with sheeps MOUHd us...

Do you agree?

You don't xvant to...

You new-er want anything.

You are not fun.

You talk to them...

but they will not listen... They don't understand.

There is another reason m put a bullet in the head.

I'm tired.

I get home and I'll try again to settle down.

Oh, no!

Music killer!

I despise you! I hate you! Scoundrel!

Here you are! Take that!

Scoundrel!

Monsieur Marechal! Well, it's close.

- What? - The island, t0 which we sail.

Barometer is a proof I Storm is coming!

Most serious in the history of navigation.

Thank you, Monsieur Mare-aha]!

- Wbg did I do? - You want we topaz' 0m' of ézasérzesx?

Make me banlevupt? You mid bell know: wbatgou vile beast!

- Everybody can make a mistake. - Yes, I'll suangle you with my own hands!

Edwml! Edward, what's wrong?

Because of him I lost 100,000 dollars.

He is not a fakir! He's zero with no magic wand!

- Nothing! Scum! - What did you say? - Cheater!

- Now, go contact someone else. - I'm going with my own hands...

- Listen! Enough already! - No, ifs not enough!

Go10 sleep!

- Now what will happen to me? - Don't 'worry.

- They'll drop me on the land, that's for sure. - No.

- Next time you advise - No, no more advices. Finish.

Listen, I want to offer you a gold mine. Absolute sure thing.

Veronica! it': me, To»).

I bmug/atyaur shawl.

Veronica! You can't leave it outside.

Open the door. I have to talk to you.

Veronica! Open up!

Here is your shawl.

No, you see?

Monsieur Marechal, g0 hack to your cabin.

- You mean: "10 yours"? - Save your irony for another moment.

Him again!

Again! Again all time nowsenxex!

Prepare yourself'.

Punishment is coming.

The storm is approaching.

Monstrousity storm is coming!

- Enough already! Don'! believe him. - Fm telling you!

A storm!

All will be xvashed away overboard!

- Enough! - Finish your tricks, Monsieur Bob!

You have already played me, you asshole!

- 'What is it that? - I'm suffocating!

- Stop! Hold it! - I'm suffocating!

How is our Pakix? Any better?

And our brilliant finamial expert?

Who is the best comedian? Whds better liar?

Bob is never wrong!

If he says there will be a storm - so there will be a storm.

Well, so believe yourself. We're not fools.

Here's your storm!

Well, now you see?

Well? Got a storm, right?

A, Monsieur Mauechal!

Now we have some fun?

I've been waiting for this for a long time.

You are happy, aren't you? You got your storm?

Now Madame Bamness will raise my salary.

Not before you keep the ship afloat.

And it's not that simple.

Tony!

Du not worry!

Ifs a simple storm.

We just gm a lousy captain.

I will stand myself by the rudder, and everything will be fine.

I beg you, 0, God, White Manimu!

Good. Excellent.

Come quickly t0 the cabin. The storm even stronger...

ignites my passion. - Stop it!

- What a strange feeling. - Oh, shit!

What a beauty! This is incredible!

What a beautiful view!

Oh, damn!

Hey, how beautiful! How beautiful, huh?

Now carefully.

Listen to me! I say, be careful!

Beware of natives. Beware of scum.

This is not Hullyvvood.

Oh, I know that native islands,

- What? - Everyone!

Marshall. Marquesas. All local islands.

That's why I say: beware of the nfirages.

I'll g0 with you to the shore...

although I xvas going to stay in a cabin, t0 work a little.

So, we will visit christian mission, leper colony and a museum.

But no alcohol and no women!

That's what finished Gauguin.

You also come here.

Behave jourselj.

You represent Europe here.

You see, I'm busy, clear...

discovering the simple joy...

of healthy living on the lap of the nature.

O, nature, my mother!

All get naked!

Excuse me.

- Is something wrong? - No.

Look, the sun is shining...

'weather is “Yonderful.

- Fm next to you. What else do you xvant? - I was at the notary in the morning.

- And what? - What?

Look.

Tatahuxs-Mo. What is it?

Legacy of my uncle.

4 hectares, 80 coconut mes.

And the pebbles everywhere. But not a drop of xvater.

Look, virgin forest - it's so c001.

This reminds me...

that I was the heir, and became pennyless.

- It amuses you? - No, it's nervous.

Your laughter is understandable.

You can'! understand. You have always been rich.

Yeah? And who told you dun?

- Everyone says that. - They are all wrong.

In fact, I have nothing.

I am scoundrel.

But mostly, a Liar.

And I can only blame myself for it.

Financial expert, genius planner...

This has never existed.

I have always lived of the others.

- You don't believe me? - No.

How c001.

You're a bad liar, Tony.

Very bad. But at the same time - glorious.

What is this smell?

The natives poured rum on my head.

Wait, don't move.

- Now, I'll jump into the 'water. - W' hat for?

- I will commit ritual of purification. - Stop.

It's, nothing, nothing. Don't be afraid.

Veronica! Veronica!

Elhvatd! Edvaaxd!

If I tell you, than I have...

property on the French coast and in Switzerland...

vwould you believe me? - Yes, yes, of course, I believe that.

So what I should do now?

Give me a drink.

Thank you. Thank you, brothers.

Good. I understand what that means.

And it's even better.

I just “vented leave this piece of scrap.

I didn't want to stay there.

I'm not going to waste my 'youth.

Thank you. It's too much for me.

Let's g0, my faithful companion.

- Come with me. - K can' t.

I'm not done, 01d chap. New York is 'waiting for me.

No. The dump of scrap iron in St. Antoine!

- No one needs you anymore, you moron. - Oh, listen!

I bvpe he néll die of hunger.

Don't comfort yourself xvith illusions, dear.

Such people never die of hunger.

Look. Real, the original.

This is not all.

For the same price you get a hat.

Very good.

- Three. - Two hundred, - Three.

- Two hundred. - Okay. Here's more. Three.

Agree. Three.

- One. Two. Three. - That's it.

Thank you.

I do not know who you are...

and why you come here.

But better leave soon.

Don't expect anything good fiom this cursed land.

I came bare 20 year: ago.

I bad 100 million in the bank.

I was a respected man.

And all of this is 10st!

Manganese.

You don't know what the hell is manganese.

- I know. It's manganese. - Polynesian plateau...

is the richest manganese place on Earth.

Millions of tons!

Millions of dollars!

For 20 years, I have been digging the tunnels.

Two beers.

Tons of earth hauled by myself.

Look at the muscles I had...

two years ago

I 'went on the last expedition.

On the old boat. A Chinese man sold it to me...

for a bottle of xvhiskey.

I was digging one day."

two... three...

I gut totally exhausted.

I ran out of the food.

No water.

I1 was like a hard labor camp.

Yes, I was completely exhausted.

I started hallucinaling. I was like an agonizing animal.

I “was so close just to give up my life.

I wish I could g0 back to this manganese paradise.

But 1 wi“ new; mum m the T ammo-Rae'.!

- Wham'. Wk“ (M you say? - Tatahuu-Mo.

- Repeal what you said. - Tatahuo-Rao.

Hey! GentlemanL .

- You are crazy! 'What's gotten into you? - You mixed me up with Tony!

Honey, where are you going? Come to me.

Manganese ore. It has a good price.

WTAy uncle told me nothing?

- Why? Oh, holy innocence! - Hey, Tony! - What?

- W ill you take me with you? - Do you have money?

- I have some. - Then let's g0.

- Well, come on! - Thank you and goodbye.

Kill the engine! Turn off the ignition.

- I can't! - I'll fell...

Well, after all we made it,

Hey, over here! Follow me!

- Old man lived here. - Poor man, if he'd known.

Okay, enough of this linger.

Let's g0 look for a tunnel. Come on.

I found it! K found it!

- Where is he? -]14sr like in the we ifA/I Balm.

You should see how anumal I: bare.

Come quickly.

- Look at this beauty! - Damn!

So many gemx!

Bob, threw me a bag...

- You're here for the expertise? - Of course.

- Expertise M wk»? - Manganese me.

- Place of excavation. - It's a secret.

- Listen, Daddy. - What, baby?

3 million and 400, and another 16 million, how much than will be?

That will he almost 20 million.

- Plus another 15 million. - Let me focus...

- Almost 35 million. - In old francs?

- I brought Edward. - I said, no guests.

Us my leisure time.

Sorry, but I can not see you.

But I am not a stranger. It's just me!

Veronica mld me everything.

It's great, dear Tony!

I know Rockefeller, Nikos Vanderbilt...

but you have surpassed them all.

Manganese! It's so c001.

You need t0 sell it. I offer to buy it.

I'm listening t0 your proposal.

For my partner and broker...

my company would reserve...

a Swiss bank account. Does that suit you?

I expected to hear different offer.

I am not a broker but a representative...

of Mademoiselle Veronica Duval.

See, who is this.

I will not lei predator, likeynu, pluck innawnt orphan.

Look. It's interesting.

Analysis results.

71 percent.

This deal will bring you 2 billion.

You have exactly 3 minutes to enter the bid.

You grab me by the throat!

The countdown has begun.

I don't know about this excavation.

I don't know whether it exists.

First I have t0 see everything.

Okay, look. I am willing t0 provide you with that service.

Only because it's you.

So, you give a deposit of 200 million...

and we'll show you the mine.

200 million? You're crazy!

There are so many in the world interested in...

ecstatic personalities.

S“ mime“.

What do you think, you speak with half-wits?

- Well, 150. - 70".

-125, - 90.

- Okay. - It's a deal.

- When do you want a cheque? - Immediately.

H; the name Veronica Duvm.

And no cheating...

Well, my suspicious friend. No more doubts?

- Can I touch it? - Of course, Edward.

Go down carefully.

Attack! Forward!

Slop! Captain, I see civilians.

- What are you doing here? - And do you know you axe on private property?

- I know. This is a military training ground. - Oh, really!

Army owns this land.

- And can you tellme since when? - Since 1880.

On “Yhat basis you dig here?

You dug this hole?

- No. - Quickly, bury it up!

Huffy]

No, but...

We are over tbs island.

I m? soldier: there!

Great! Look at them.

They bury that pit.

Five days I was digging it.

And three days dragged manganese over there.

And now they bury it.

Come and see!

Poor guys!

I']I g0 tell the pilot, t0 make another lap.

Dad, let's g0 back, please.

What is it? What happened to my little gill?

- Way such a sour face! - Leave me alone.

I gonna lcill you!

Shoot him! He needs to be shoot!

Shoot him! Grab him!

Kill him!

- Enough, enough! - Kill him immediately!

Shut up and gel back to work.

Move! And not a word more.

Biove, don't fell asleep.

Pressure drops.

That's the way you earn the ticket back m Marseille.

Oh, 'what the times! O morals!

- What? - I am trying to learn a lesson from all of this.

Drama of modern man...

his sincerity, sensitivity.

Especially with regard to “omen.

Constantly stepping on the same rake.

- Never walk by. - I walk past.

I've been trying to explain the philosophical principles...

and you sum with "me"

Hello, Germain? Howe" are you doing, sweetheart?

Did you read the newspapers?

- Dayan know what they've done to me? WM)?

Crooks. Could you imagine...

they wrapped me around the fmger like a baby.

I lost everything. Because ofyon. Bet on the wrong bane.

Lost in the dust.

Therefore, I decided to become a loner.

Hid like a mm beast.

Harbored. I'm afraid that you won'! recognize me now.

I've changed.

My voile, loo.

Memel doesn't 'want to listen to you anymore!

Never again! Her doctorjorbade it.

If you suddenly would return...

I let you know that I bought a hunting rifle...

and wauld shoot.

George, check if he is not hurt.

Oh, well! What is this?

- Easy! - Don't move! You could brake something.

Yes, Of course I broke! Didn't you heal that dead crunch?

Do something, George! Call the ambulance.

No, not 10 the hospital.

They will not treat me.

I have t0 be in great shape in a week.

Even if I'm on crutches, I have to sit behind the wheel.

- I have important car racing in Bermuda. - It's nonsense!

- 'SVhere should I take you? Home or hospital? - I have no home.

I have to be at Orly.

My Renoifls paintings hidden under different copies.

Chairs dismantled. Bags sprinkled with mmhballs.

All this and I won't come to the compeLilion.

Well, this has funny begining.

Nut a word more.

I']I take you to my place and call the doctor.

- We will cure you. - Where do you live? - On the Foch Avenue.

- Good. - Excellent.

Carefuly!

- I even can't touch the floor. - I know how it is.

This is such a horrible pain.

Carefully"! Carefully, please!

Here. Here...

Put him on my bed.

No, no. Hurts again. Us better over here.

Here.

Right. This way. That's it.

Do you want a drink?

- Maybe some champagne. - I xvouldn'! mind...

Have you heard? Our wounded...

asks for champagne. Quickly, bring sme!

- What brand, six? - I usually drink Don Perignon.

Oh, no. I don't want m create more inconvenience.

- Nonsense, sir, - Do you have a fmnily?

- Fm an orphan. - Excellent.

I immediately call Prof, Lifshitz.

He xvould immediately fly on the fist plane.

I have to be at the station.

Let the professor meats those who need it.

Yes, I can not let it happen.

I'd better immediately put my head in the oven.

It is better to die in poverty.

He's gone crazy! Georges, shake him.

Do nut touch me, you strangler. Otherwise, I call the police.

You're shaking, foundation.

My poor wounded albatross.

Okay, I give up.

Perhaps I have never get out of here.

Never would see the sea.

Georges leave us. And you, too.

- He works for you for a long Lime? - George?

He always drove my car.

And my husband's car. In general...

he perfectly drives a Rolls-Royce. Why do you ask?

Oh. I hope I'm wrong.

I've seen him somewhere before.

Can you keep a secret?

- Of course. - Then I introduce myself.

Antoine Marechal, nuclear engineer.

Rockets. Bombs. Shells.

Have you ever heard of me?

All secret agencies of the mrld are after me.

You know, there is so much secretive around.

We keep talking, but it is necessary l0 see...

To see what?

Ah, yes.

- You need 10 sh down. - No, really.

- This is too... - It is too difficult to stand for you.

- Carefully! - Well, then. Fell yourself comfortably.

Now let's see what we have.

- Oh, my... ! - You have such a pink skin!

I can't see anything. Must be something serious.

Then, it's better. I will meat you day and night.

I will be your nurse, you: slave.

- You: faithful dog. - Bun madam!

Call me Marge-fie.

You don't believe me? You'll love it.

Look...

Margerie. Margerie. Margerie! Slay!

Down! That's it. Good!

HQ'. Down'. “y! Down'. . .. Down'.!

Yes, it seems that she likes it.

Sit down! Up! Devan...

Oh, my God! It's better to work in Renault factory.

0h, no. No! No! No!

I'm tired! I'm sick of it...

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