Original subtitles

(rolling film)

(suspenseful music)

(soft music)

Sorry I was so nervous.

One is silenced,

give another a voice.

Organ donors have become

the lifeline of our successes.

Well there's something else.

I'm not following.

In my office.

I can't wait to

read the headlines.

Another miracle performed

by the almighty Jack.

Ha ha, oh yes,

no I couldn't have

done it without

my trusty little elves.

I wanted to be the

first to tell you,

that after two

years of evaluation,

we have decided that

one of our patients

qualifies for a

larynx transplant.

She suffered a collision

about three years ago.

Damaged her larynx

and her trachea,

lost all vocal ability,

but she can still swallow.

Can I access her file?

When's the final diagnosis?

Patience Sonia,

we still have to

find a donor first.

But she's at the

top of the list.

And voice boxes,

they're not in high demand.

You are leading on this?

Me?

No one else is qualified.

It's for real Sonia.

I can finally give

you what you deserve.

- Me?

- Hmm-Mm.

I don't think I'm ready.

Well, I'm the one

who determines that.

Really?

(phone ringing)

Hello?

So what's the deal, Beatrice?

Mom, you actually sound

like really excited.

That I just got laid off.

Beatrice it's a blessing,

- I warned you about teaching.

- Yeah I know,

you said that you spent

more money on my education

than I would make teaching.

[Madison] Hey, don't

forget your meeting

with Mr. Doughtry.

Mom, you know,

I'm really busy right now.

Listen Beatrice,

if you want my advice,

I wouldn't blow this one off.

Mom I told you,

I wanna, I wanna go away,

I wanna travel.

I think it would be

really good for me.

It's not an open ended offer,

you'll regret this later on,

believe me.

You know before you get

married and have kids.

Mom, you're so far ahead

of yourself right now,

it's not even funny.

Okay, okay,

Beatrice,

the next logical step

is to work for me.

Then you can take all

the vacations you want.

I don't wanna work for you,

and I'm not like you.

I don't need to stay

in that kind of vacation,

I don't have to stay

in five star resorts.

Beatrice,

are you running off

with a stranger?

I told you,

a man will ruin

your credit in just

a matter of days.

Mom it's not like

I'm going to Vegas.

Are you coming

to this interview?

I gotta go, bye.

(chill music)

So, there's something else.

So spill.

We found one.

Now?

Yeah, we're just

waiting for a donor.

Dream shot.

How much midnight oil have

you been burning for this?

Enough for the

environmentalists to hate me.

My hatred is mixed with pride.

(glasses clinking)

[Bar Patron] Hey,

how you girls doing?

What,

am I interrupting something?

No just, you know,

having some girl time.

I see, I see.

Well, what is girl time anyway?

Two girls,

talking to each other, alone.

Ah, I see,

what were y'all talking about?

You know,

trying to make, um...

trying to find

an Indian guy for her.

Indian guy.

Shut up.

You two girls are Indian?

Yeah.

Very good looking ladies,

very good looking ladies,

absolutely.

Thank you.

I got a friend of mine who's

Indian back in my hometown.

Back in Kentucky.

Mm-kay.

His name is DJ,

he works at the 7-Eleven.

(laughing)

7-Eleven?

- Well I mean--

- 7-Eleven.

A lot of us do.

(laughing)

Except her,

do you know who she is?

No.

She's a top

surgeon of the city.

Okay.

So if you were hinting

that you want her

to be with a guy from

7-Eleven that's like,

such a joke.

(laughing)

Oh no, I wouldn't say that.

DJ, he's...

he's about 60 years old,

I don't think he could be

in y'alls league at all.

Yeah, no.

Okay,

why'd you mention him?

He's the only

Indian guy I know!

Okay.

I'll tell you another story.

A friend of mine,

he's Australian,

he would do these

Indian impersonations.

He would say, uh...

"If you like the tea,

put it in the pot make it hot,

hot pot tea."

That,

it's really good it sounds

just like my dad. Yeah.

Does it really?

Yeah, you could totally

be a family member.

Nah, but my friend,

he's crazy as hell,

but he would always come

and he'd say,

"You tell them this

and you do that,

and very good,

now you go, go,

get out of my store."

But DJ was cool though,

he was cool.

(laughing)

Sounds like a cool guy.

He sure was.

Cooked a hell of

a mean curry too.

That's enough entertainment

for the evening.

- Gotta go.

- I agree.

You have a good night.

- Let's go.

- Y'all do the same.

Hmm-Hmm.

Did you forget

about the interview?

Remind me?

Well the third one

already them buzzing,

and the fourth one has

created quite a stir.

Oh, reporters

make me nauseous.

Look what I told

you yesterday,

could you just keep

that to yourself?

Yeah, but,

I thought it was definitely on?

It is. I just don't wanna let

the press in on it.

[Voice On Speaker]

Blue team to ICU please.

Blue team to ICU.

Dr. Mehta,

it's your father.

Dad?

[Mrs. Mehta] Your dad had

a stroke, please come home.

I'm on my way.

Miriam, can you book me the next

available flight to Mumbai?

I'm on it!

Is there a problem?

Whatever.

I didn't know airports

could be so frightening.

Sonia, you're the

strongest person I know.

Five years,

can't believe

I let it get so long.

Sonia,

this is no time for

self-inflicted guilt trips.

You're seeing them

now when it matters.

[Voice On Speaker] Boarding

call, Boarding for flight...

That's my flight

so I gotta go.

Call me when you get there,

I love you.

I love you too,

call you soon.

How far will this get me?

That,

will get you to Nashville.

What's your cheapest

flight overseas?

Flight to Beijing

China, 1,500.

Cheaper than that.

- Brazil, 1,100.

- Cheaper.

There's currently a good deal

on flights to Mumbai India.

India, what about Europe?

- All booked.

- Shit.

Ma'am there are

customers waiting.

Alright, I'll take it,

how much?

467 dollars and 97 cents.

- It's round trip, right?

- One way ma'am.

(speaks foreign language)

I'll take it.

I'll reserve your ticket,

you'll need a visa

to go to India.

A visa, that's all my savings.

Hmmm.

Have you ever been

to India, ma'am?

No, why?

It's quite a different place.

Well, I'm sure I'll love it.

- It will get me out of here.

- May I make a suggestion?

Bring your own toilet paper.

(woman) Next!

Two tickets for Dubai, please.

Please, please,

my apologies if I'm late.

You didn't,

I came early.

You're too nervous.

You mean generous?

And that too.

How did you recognize me?

Your profile picture.

How could I forget?

Yes, and,

you look exactly

like your picture.

Why wouldn't I?

Not all Indian matrimonial

girls are as pretty

in person as you are.

You seem to have a lot of

experience with the website.

I'd like to have more

experiences with you.

I just wanna let you know,

my mom created that

profile for me,

I don't believe in blind dates.

You're very pretty.

Thank you.

Even more beautiful

than Aishwarya Rai.

Wow!

And you look better

than Katrina Kaif.

Okay,

so,

how long have you

been in the US?

Six months.

So, you're a citizen already?

I have a green card if that's

what you're worried about.

You think you'll be able

to blend into this culture?

Sure,

do you know what

my name Prem means?

Kinda.

Prem means love,

do you believe in

love at first sight?

I like to do a double

take just to be sure.

I think we are

made for each other.

If we're gonna have

this conversation,

you have to keep your

hands to yourself.

Have you heard of the

term personal space?

Well, you're kind of

in mine right now.

You smell beautiful.

Sniff me one more time--

Okay, okay,

I keep here, I keep here.

I came here

to please my mom,

let's get over

with the formality.

I can do anything

for you my love.

You don't even know me.

Touch my heart.

Feel my heart.

That's it.

Okay.

(Sonia laughs)

Hi!

Hi.

How are you?

Doing well,

alright, I mean.

(laughing)

How's Dad?

He's okay, Sonia.

He's stable enough to

return home and bed rest?

Sonia he's fine, really.

How can you say that?

You'll see for

yourself soon enough.

Rajan,

what's wrong?

Sonia,

I haven't seen

you in five years,

I barely even know

what to say to you.

Let's just,

let's just get home.

You'll see.

(relaxed Indian music)

(engine revving)

Sonia, (speaking

foreign language)

- you're here.

- Where's Dad, where's Dad?

In the bedroom.

Okay Rajan, you

get the bags huh?

Sonia, there's one thing

I forgot to tell you.

(grunting)

Daddy.

Beti,

oh, so nice to see you!

What the hell is going on?

(speaking foreign language)

Is that any way to

treat your father?

Why aren't you In bed?

- In bed?

- Yeah why aren't you more ill?

Ill?

(laughing)

The stroke!

Yeah, the stroke.

Ah,

Beti, do not worry.

I haven't had one in a year.

I'm fine.

A year?

I'm gonna make some tea

and roll up a samosa for you.

We have family meal tonight.

That's a wonderful idea.

Oh, but Beti,

have you seen this

new Bollywood movie,

one with the new actor,

Oh, god what is his name?

That handsome looking boy.

I can never remember his name.

Anyway,

we'll watch the movie

together after dinner, huh?

okay yeah.

Just hold on Daddy, hold on.

He had a stroke a year ago?

Sonia, not during dinner.

Why don't you help

me set the table.

Mom you nearly

gave me a stroke

when you called the hospital.

Do you still drink soda?

Sprite's your favorite.

I'm gonna go and get some.

You lied to me.

How else would I get you here?

Why now?

Why not a year ago when

it actually happened?

You were performing

a number two surgery

I didn't want to

distract or bother you.

Bother me?

He's my father.

How could you keep this

information away from me

and then use it to get me

over here a year later?

That was the only

thing I could think of

to get you here.

Oh.

Mom, what's this rule with

everyone has to be at the table

before we start eating?

- Can we start?

- We're starting.

- Okay alright.

- For what?

Why did you really

have me come here?

Sonia,

is your family not enough?

Mom, can you just tell her?

(speaking foreign language)

Mom?

Mom and Dad

want you to finally get married.

Rajan,

can I please have

my meal in peace?

- Hm.

- Yes Dad.

Alright.

Sonia you're leaving?

I'm going to my bedroom Mom.

(cutlery banging)

You're happy now?

(Sonia sighs)

Sonia,

I wasn't gonna tell

you until tomorrow.

I was gonna give

you a night to rest.

Oh, thanks Mom.

Don't get fooled by

your father's happy face,

he is sick.

Just because it

happened a year ago.

Don't you think I know that.

I don't forget who sent you

to the medical school in the US.

We could have easily

arranged a marriage for you.

Yeah and you

would have loved that.

We both agreed to send

you to medical school.

I supported it as

much as he did.

Sonia.

We're so proud of you.

But your Dad,

he's not the same

since the stroke.

Every day I dread for

it to happen again.

He had a good life,

and the only thing left

is to see you find a good

man who will love you

and support you.

Don't you see I can

take care of myself.

Beta,

it's not about the money.

Love, marriage,

it's something different.

You'll know when

you experience it.

Your Dad,

he wants you to find a husband,

and so do I before we both die.

Oh, God.

Promise me,

promise me Beta,

you'll try.

Really try while you're here,

for your Dad's sake.

Fine I'll try.

I'll try.

Okay, excellent.

Hey, tomorrow night is

your first date,

you'll wear that nice

green chiffon sari.

Eight o'clock, be ready.

Where do you find these guys?

Indian matrimonial site.

Moron.

(Sonia sighs)

(speaking foreign language)

Namaste, how are you?

Um please come take a seat.

Hope the drive wasn't

too long for you.

No, no, I enjoyed it.

You live in a very

scenic part of town.

Thank you, it's home to me.

Well shall we

get started then.

Uh, sure.

I want to tell you the

conditions for marriage.

Oh.

Yeah, I would love

to hear your conditions.

You cannot drink.

you cannot smoke,

you cannot eat meat.

(Laughing) Sorry,

I wasn't ready for this.

Do you cook?

- Sometimes.

- Hmm,

I want a wife who can

cook South Indian dishes.

See I am a rasam

and samber person.

You are vegetarian.

Okay can we just step away

from the kitchen for a second.

Hmm.

You cannot have

any male friends.

I've heard American married

women have boyfriends.

And where did you hear that?

I watch a lot of

Hollywood films.

Ah yeah, that would make one

very knowledgeable.

Can I work?

Cause I do have

male colleagues.

Yes, there's no problem

with that.

Actually I will

need you to work.

But no friendships

with male colleagues.

Perfect yeah so,

shall we set a date.

Shall we discuss dowry now

or leave it for the

parents to discuss?

Hell, why don't we just lay

it all out on the table

while the chai is still hot.

You didn't serve me any chai.

Okay.

50,000 a year times

14 years is about-

Seriously.

Ch-Ch-Ch, do not disturb.

I have to start all over again.

Okay 50 multiples 14

equals about seven lakh

plus eight lakh,

plus one plus two,

times four into eight lakh,

the 15 lakh plus house and cash.

About 50 lakh cash only.

I've spent over 50 lakh

on education only,

not counting food and clothing.

You should thank

your parents for that.

Oh, I have had

lots of proposals.

One family offered

a house in Kolhapur

50 lakh rupees

and a car.

Oh, wow,

sounds like a steal.

Why didn't you go

for that one?

Well why don't

you make an offer.

Let's see.

A beach house,

couple million dollars.

Hell I'll throw in

a private jet for you.

Is that sufficient?

Funny.

I don't like funny.

My calculations are approximate.

I have exact figures if

your parents need to see.

Oh,

awesome.

I'll make sure to frame this.

How quickly can

I get a green card?

Soon, very soon.

I want to come to

America very quickly,

I cannot wait too long.

- Don't you worry.

- What you doing?

- Leaving?

- Yes, yes,

don't you worry.

We'll FedEx you,

it will make it to you

in a few buisness days.

Oh, you're very pretty...

kind of.

I think Manju started

packing already.

Shut up, grab your keys.

Jeez. Fine,

but it's going to cost you.

Ah.

Let's use the back door.

(traffic roars)

(Beatrice sighs)

How much farther?

(speaking foreign language)

You with passport,

you be well famous.

(mumbles) Madam.

(mumbles)

You say that on

a stomach full of curry.

Next time, medium spicy.

Medium spicy.

Yes.

(phone ringing)

Hey Mom.

[Madison] Did you land?

(tires squealing)

(car smashes)

(horn beeping)

Made in China.

Yeah America, huh?

No I crashed.

[Madison] Beatrice,

I did not suffer 24

miserable hours of labor

to lose you to some slum-raised

rapist truck driver.

Honey tell me you're

in a cab you called

for through a Marriott.

I'm not stupid.

[Madison] You're not in Ecuador.

Do you remember Ecuador?

Yeah, Mom we stayed

in a five star hotel.

Okay, this is your

last chance.

[Beatrice] Really?

[Madison] Baby come home.

Work for me

and make whatever life

you want for yourself

the right way.

Mom, I gotta go okay,

I love you,

I'll email okay.

Bye.

(train horn blares)

(monkey chatters)

(speaking foreign language)

Can you pull over,

I just,

I can't take this heat anymore.

Uh, sir I can't. Help.

(bells ringing)

Madam, I cannot take

this credit card.

You're probably like

the only shop in the world

that doesn't accept

credit cards,

travelers checks or dollars.

Madam, owners says only

rupees no dollars,

What am I supposed to do?

Can I speak to the owner?

He's not here.

Can you go get him?

What close this place down?

He'll fire me if I do that.

You're losing good

American dollars.

What's wrong with you?

Go.

Excuse me I just

exchanged dollars,

can I help you?

Yes please.

Wait, didn't I see

you at the airport?

Oh, my god yeah,

yeah hi, my name is Sonia.

- I'm Beatrice.

- Nice to meet you.

You too.

How much is it?

Oh, god not that

calculator again.

Okay, now I have to do it again.

982 rupees madam.

Oh, here you go.

I don't have any change.

I'm going to go to

the store next door,

I'm gonna go get change.

I thought you couldn't

leave the store.

It's fine just keep

the change, it's okay.

No madam, he'll fire

me if I keep tips.

Then definitely

keep the change.

(Beatrice and Sonia laugh)

If you're up for it,

there's a bar nearby.

I heard it's pretty good.

Yeah let's do it,

I'd love to get a drink.

Perfect let's go.

So, what are you doing in India?

Escaping.

From?

Oh, I don't know,

my parents.

Mine are trying to sell me

off to the highest bidder.

And you're gonna let them?

I gotta pay of my med

school debt matrimonial.

Oh, you must be in

my Mom's Rolodex.

Impressive.

You're not a gyno are you?

Cause I have this

most amazing pill.

It's low estrogen,

it makes it like,

I can't even explain you,

it's crazy.

Oh, my god.

I totally sound like my Mom.

Overbearing parents

exist in every culture so.

I literally had

to get on a plane

to get away from her.

She wanted me to work for her.

I just can't.

Wow.

Well, you're brave.

So, are you just

traveling then?

No I'm running.

I'm running from home.

I literally was born

in the same town

and never left it.

And I finally had

enough courage to leave.

I just don't know why

I didn't do it a long time ago.

So you chose India?

No.

India chose me

via cheap flights,

Mumbai India.

So what are you gonna

do after your stay here?

I don't know.

I guess,

go back to teaching.

It's the only thing

I know how to do and...

I just wanna be in a school

where the kids appreciate me

and they're not

all too stoned to

not care.

I love what I do you know,

I really do.

I wanna affect the kids and

help everyone.

And be happy.

Well my brother's

friend Paramjeet,

he's a teacher exchange

program coordinator,

something like that.

And they're always looking

for great teachers so.

Oh, my god I would

love that but,

the chances for me to get

a job teaching here in India.

It's probably like

never gonna happen.

Paramjeet can be

very persistent.

What can I get you ladies?

Hmm.

How bout...

A Tandoori Brad Pitt?

(laughing)

They're fresh for the picking.

Yeah, no.

My name is Kavi,

can I start you up

with a local cocktail.

- Ah, local.

- Local.

I usually have a gin and tonic

after a stressful day but...

Okay, um...

What is it called?

It's called Raat bhar

Rat takes bath?

[Kavi] Raat bhar.

Raat bhar.

Rat in a bath.

It means dark over night.

Yes.

Hmm,

well.

It's better than anything

I've had here so far.

It's time for my performance.

Raj here will take care of you.

(laughing)

(gentle guitar music)

♪ Walking down on the

smile sitting pretty ♪

♪ Turning heads

all around my baby ♪

♪ She's always on the run ♪

♪ She's on the run ♪

♪ Close of day ♪

♪ Fades away the sun slowly ♪

♪ She takes on

the town so boldly ♪

♪ She's always on the run ♪

♪ She's on the run ♪

♪ So far away we go ♪

♪ There's no reason to run ♪

♪ There's only me ♪

♪ There's only you ♪

♪ You've gotta do

what you've gotta do ♪

♪ Trouble will

find you honey ♪

♪ In time you'll

find it funny ♪

♪ There's no more

reason to be running ♪

♪ Just have a gin and tonic ♪

♪ Trouble will

find you honey ♪

♪ In time you find it funny ♪

♪ There's no more

reason to be running ♪

♪ Just have a gin and tonic ♪

(Sonia mumbles)

I want another.

That was beautiful.

And you can bar-tend.

Not by choice.

Bar-tending brings the bucks

and singing makes it worth it.

Well I'm Beatrice and

this is my friend Sonia.

She's from LA and um,

she can use a

little distraction.

From what?

Her well-endowed

Indian suitors.

Compliments via her parents.

The ills of being Indian.

Um,

Indian strong roots

that drag you down

also help you stand

against the storms of life.

I never thought

of it like that.

(speaking foreign language)

You know,

you learn your strengths

through your struggles.

Yeah.

Wow,

this is deep shit.

(laughing)

Do you wanna have

dinner with us?

I'd love to but I can't.

I have family thing to go to.

It's okay,

I mean I gotta go too.

No no, you can have my

number if you like.

Have a good night.

Bye,

she'll call you.

Huh. Oh, Excuse me

for just one second.

I have to take this.

Hello?

Do I know you?

I see an abundance of

prosperity in your future.

Yeah it's spilling

all over me.

Give me your hand.

Who are you?

My name is Hari,

they call me the future teller.

You mean fortune teller?

That too.

What's your name?

I'm Beatrice.

Where are you

from if I may ask?

California.

The land of honey and beauty.

And of the home and the free.

How much do you charge?

Ah, no money,

my religion forbids

me to charge money

but tips are welcome.

Especially tips in dollars.

Ten, 20,

fifty, 100.

Anything.

Well what if

I don't wanna pay?

No worries,

you pay in kind.

Ah,

your countrymen

don't appreciate you.

You are destined

to marry a man

from a country far

from your home.

Down under?

No way up.

The North Pole?

An exotic place.

Brazil.

I love Portuguese men.

They have elephants there.

Africa?

I've always wanted

to go on a safari.

No not Africa.

You'll marry a man from one

of the ancient civilizations.

Egypt?

They worship cows there.

I love steak.

I think we can

develop a terrific bond.

I don't do bonds.

Transactions only.

I give you love,

you give it back.

Is that not

transactional too?

We gotta go.

Don't go.

Yeah.

Sorry buddy,

see you later.

(speaking foreign language)

Please install some sense

in my husband and daughter.

All I want is a good

husband for Sonia.

(Mr. Mehta laughs)

Am I the only one concerned

about our daughter's future?

What am I supposed to do?

Tie her to a chair and force

her to take a son for us.

You spoil her.

She would have moved

back from the US with us,

but you let her decide.

Okay, what is it that

you want her to do huh?

Drag her to the...

(speaking foreign language)

with anyone you like.

This is our daughter's future,

she needs a nice Indian

boy so she can live

happily ever after.

I also want her to

marry a nice Indian boy.

But what if she doesn't

like Indian boys?

You will have our

daughter marry a white boy?

Who will sit on the couch,

drink beer and watch

football all day?

Then we'll watch

the games together.

What if she

marries a black guy?

I will be combing my

grandchildren's hair all day.

You putting beads in

my granddaughter's hair,

I love that.

What if she marries

a Chinese guy?

instead of Hinglish they

will be speaking Chinglish.

Chong chong chong all day long.

They will be talking chong

chong chong all day long

at the same time

cooking chow mien.

Yummy,

good for my stomach.

You put that in.

Alright.

What if she marries

a Hispanic guy?

He'll be checking out

woman on every corner.

(speaking foreign language)

Hey baby how you're doing?

He can do that all he likes.

As long as he didn't

do that to you,

cause you are mine.

(speaking foreign language)

You are such a racist.

(traffic humming)

You can call me Sid,

that is the name I use

with all my clients.

This is a very

unusual place to meet.

Well ah, I bring all my very

important people here.

VIP clients.

and you my lucky lady are

just one such lucky person.

In fact you and I have

talked from this spot

many of times.

Really?

Let me guess, other lives.

Ha ha.

You don't remember

this golden voice?

Hello and welcome

to American Express

how can I provide you

most excellent service.

No, I don't ever recall

talking to you.

I am not paying interest

for being one day late.

No?

You and I have

talked many a time

whenever you've called your

credit card company at night.

So, you answer phones

here in the call center?

Well, I am the Chief

Executive Operating Officer.

So you have an

executive position here?

But of course,

all the big companies

hire me for my voice.

I've worked for American

Express, Visa, Mastercard.

Yeah no you actually saved

me from paying interest

- on my credit card.

- That's right,

exactly 323 dollars

and 67 cents.

Ah, in fact you know,

I am quite fond of

this magic number here.

What is this?

You don't recognize that?

Take out your

American Express card,

those 16 digits will

match up here exactly.

You memorized my

credit card number?

It's nice, huh?

This is pretty impressive

I realize but ah,

this will sure to me impress.

You might recognize

that one too.

Oh no.

My social security?

I know it's pretty

amazing but ah,

I know a lot more about you than

even you may know

about yourself.

I've gazed through your

monthly itemized statements

and learned so much about you.

- Stalker.

- Ha ha,

it's just a photographic memory.

But ah, honestly I've learned

so much about your likes

and your dislikes.

For instance,

I know you like to go to

Starbucks every morning

at 8:15 am. and buy a double

mocha latte for $3.65,

outrageous prices I tell you.

And I know what kind

of clothing you like,

what kind of lingerie.

For instance,

you got a wicked

secret in your wardrobe

32 double D bra with a

black lace and a red trim.

Okay you are creeping me out.

This is an invasion of privacy,

do you understand

what that means?

Look, nothing turns me on better

than a high credit score.

You know, you bought

your car at the right time.

All calls are kept

confidential, ma'am.

Confidential my foot.

I'm reporting you.

Look I was hoping

that you know,

we would get married here.

No. No, no marriage.

Well, that is most unfortunate.

Let's call Kavi,

he seems into you.

Beatrice,

I already have my mother

throwing men at me,

I don't need you

to encourage her.

Is this all about your mother?

I don't know.

You know sometimes in life,

you don't always get the

opportunity to take a risk.

What's so special about Kavi?

At least you like him.

- [Sonia] I do not.

- Yes you do.

I saw the sparks.

That is so confusing.

What the hell am

I gonna tell him anyway?

Don't worry, I will.

Well here comes

your perfect match.

I'll leave the two of you alone.

Hello.

Where are all the students?

You will see, come on.

How can it be so quiet?

We're not in Kansas anymore.

(Beatrice laughs)

Oh, hello.

Hi Beatrice.

Our children need

American perspective.

And I welcome your

offer to teach.

I haven't decided

to teach yet.

Oh, okay,

let me give you the

tour of our school.

(distant children

chattering and squealing)

Please come this way.

[All Students]

Good afternoon madam.

Good afternoon.

You have any

questions for the kids

or the teacher?

You.

What do you wanna be

when you grown up?

Be a doctor so I can take

care of my sick grandmother.

Oh, that's sweet.

Bye.

Wow, the kids are

so well behaved.

Yes, just like me.

So, when do you want to start?

[Dilip] Ah ah ah.

What's happening down here?

(cane whipping)

Ah ah ah.

Dilip,

(speaking foreign language)

What is this?

This is too soft

punishment for them.

What did they do?

He didn't do his homework.

She talked back to the teacher.

She ate in the classroom.

This one,

he was thinking of doing

something very bad.

Is this legal?

This is punishment called.

(speaking foreign language)

You'd have to sit

like a rooster.

How can you

expect them to study

if we cannot discipline them?

- That is not what-

- Stop!

Does that look like

a rooster to you?

[Beatrice] Stop it.

If wasn't for the stick,

you wouldn't have people

like Dr Sanjeev Gupta on CNN.

No,

not any more.

(chill music)

I don't know why I'm here.

Hello Sonia.

I'm here on

Beatrice's insistence.

That makes me one

of your candidates.

Oh,

well so far you're

the winner so.

The prize is worth

the pain of humiliation.

So do you believe in love?

Last time somebody

asked me that,

he tried to slip a

rufie in my drink.

Are you joking?

Yeah, I'm joking.

Sorry.

Bad joke.

- Sorry.

- That's okay. Um,

so,

I was thinking I'd

like to show you round

this side of Mumbai,

it's a lot more traditional.

Would you like to come and

meet me on Monday at four?

Okay.

Yeah.

- Yep.

- Cool.

Do you plan on driving home?

Look, Doctor,

I'm not here for you

to give me a lecture.

I can drink two bottles

and still drive.

I never got into one accident.

I have good

connection in Mumbai.

That's great but you still

didn't answer my question.

I didn't?

Mm-mm.

Can you repeat

the question please?

Are you close

with your parents?

(crunching)

I was very fond

of my stepmother.

She was beautiful.

She kind of looked like you.

Thank you.

Ah, what about friends?

Where do you usually

like to meet people?

(laughing)

People?

Hey, you know?

My car is out in the back

and it's extremely dark.

I'm not driving with you.

I didn't say we

had to go anywhere.

Or we can do it right here.

You're an idiot.

Ah.

(laughs)

(speaking foreign language)

Sonia, Sonia.

You promised me you would try.

It's already Friday.

If you wanted me

to find a husband,

why the hell did you

advertise me on the internet?

Why not?

My friend Anjana,

she got a daughter married

through the internet.

Yeah but with

a guy from the States.

Yeah so what?

Our neighbor sent

Akash from the States.

He married through

indianmatrimonial.com.

A beautiful Indian girl

and now they're living

happily ever after.

Awe,

you know what I'll

send her in for x-rays,

to see if she has a glass

slipper shoved up her ass.

How dare you talk to

your mother like that.

(crying)

Why do you

deny me this happiness?

Happiness?

I'm the laughing

stock of this town,

this city, this world.

Do you know what fools

I've ended up with

in the last five days?

You should have asked me.

(Mrs Mehta cries)

Oh, crap.

Nowadays,

kids never listen

to their parents.

Sonia, I thought,

I thought you were different.

(speaking foreign language)

Oh, god.

I think I'm having

a heart attack.

Okay. Spare me the theatricals.

Okay?

I am my own independent person.

I make my own decisions.

I don't want an Indian husband.

Okay,

no Indian man.

But you will see the

guys already scheduled.

No. I'm going to enjoy the last

few days with my father.

(dishes crashing)

That's Dad, that's Dad.

(dramatic music)

(Mr Mehta breathes heavily)

Mom, call an ambulance.

- [Mrs Mehta] Are you-

- I'm alright.

I didn't have a heart attack,

I just...

(speaking foreign language)

I'm alright.

It's these damn slippers.

I give in.

I give in.

Namaste Sonia.

Namaste.

(quirky music)

So, I hear you're a doctor.

- Yep.

- Excuse me.

Are you and your son

using this extra chair?

Thank you.

Thank you.

(speaking foreign language)

Um, what are you

doing in Mumbai?

Um,

my father's sick.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

It's like he got old

behind my back, you know?

He had a stroke.

I'm sorry,

aren't you a doctor?

Yeah but I'm not

that kind of surgeon so...

I can't help him.

Well, being here helps him.

I guess I'm a

horrible daughter.

Why do you say

that about yourself?

Um well,

to me, India is the life

I could've had with my parents

but I didn't.

Do you like them?

Yeah, like anyone would.

Well, I come here when

no one's here actually,

to sing to our selves.

Don't you sing for a living?

I don't always sing

for other people,

I also sing for myself.

So you bartend,

you sing.

Are you working on an album?

Yes. It's recorded and I'm just

looking for a recording company

but uh...

I'm not Bollywood enough

for the recording companies

to get in there so...

Well that's what

I like about LA.

I think you would too.

Yeah. I mean it's a future plan.

What's holding you back?

Some responsibilities.

Like what?

You'll meet her.

Her?

Do you have a daughter?

No.

- But I have an idea though.

- Okay.

Why don't we go in there

and I'll take you to meet her.

- Yeah?

- Okay.

Okay.

(spiritual music)

(keys jangling)

(violin playing)

Sonia this is

Karishma my niece.

Hi,

you play beautifully.

Do you want to me a

musician like your uncle?

No.

- She's shy.

- Yeah.

She's pretty good.

Yeah, she takes

it very seriously.

- Yeah.

- Please come.

You have beautiful home.

It's not my home,

it's my bother's home.

Oh, okay.

She's your brother's

daughter right?

Yes.

She doesn't want

to sing like you?

I don't know if you noticed

but she doesn't talk.

She was in the same car crash

that killed her parents.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- She was only

five I think then.

She's doing alright now.

- Yeah.

- Better.

Well she's lucky she has you.

I guess you could

see it like that yeah.

(traffic hums)

(speaking foreign language)

Well why can't

I go see a new one.

Because Doctor Anil

is your doctor.

He's a quack.

The only reason I have to go see

him s because he's an in-law.

He's the best

cardiologist in Mumbai.

Oh, how you did last time.

What did I do last time?

I was fine.

Well, this is not good,

I'll tell you that right now.

Your blood work showed a

total cholesterol of 295

and your blood pressure has

increased since your last visit.

Look, at your age,

cholesterol medication

is just not going to do it.

You need to made some

serious changes to your diet.

Come on Beti, you gotta take

care of your Papa.

- I told you hated Ma's cooking.

- Ah.

That's why he would spend

all those nights here late.

So he could avoid

eating Ma's biryani.

And that was good biryani too.

Pay attention,

this is serious.

Ah, Doctor Khanna come in.

How are you?

The patient in room five

is looking for a nurse.

Ah. Hey, here meet my family.

This is my brother-in-law Mehta

and this is my

beautiful niece Sonia.

Very nice to meet you.

You know this

is Doctor Khanna.

He's a visiting surgeon

from UCLA from Los Angeles.

He comes here every

summer with the,

what is the group you belong to?

Doctors, Doctors without

borders right?

I also have a family here

so I get to visit them

while I work here.

Ah. And you get to escape them,

right?

Are you married?

Daddy.

Married to my work.

Did you know Sonia

is a surgeon too?

Yeah, she works out of

Los Angeles just like you.

Wow.

You know,

we're gonna have to get,

why don't you guys talk,

you guys probably have some

doctor stuff to talk about,

you want to

get in the way.

Come on, come on Mehta.

It was nice meeting you.

We'll be seeing you,

I'm gonna do the testing now.

We'll just talk about it.

Have you been.

I'm staring the point.

[Mr Mehta] Ah,

here we go again.

Your Dad is very funny.

Yeah he's quite a character.

So what kind of

surgeon are you?

It's a small field.

I'm a Laryngological surgeon.

- Wow.

- [Sonia] Yeah.

I've never met an

Indian Laryngolist before.

Well, you know I gotta go.

- I gotta run.

- Sure.

Oh, yeah.

Sonia, what are you doing?

Nothing sorry.

Nothing.

Um, Dad are

you walking regularly?

I am now.

None of this.

Let's just enjoy this.

Woman what's wrong with you?

My daughter and I are

just talking okay.

Sonia. Do you have anything

to announce to your family?

I have no clue what

you're talking about.

Sonia this is not something

you hide from your family.

When were you gonna

tell us you met someone?

I knew it,

you're embarrassed of me.

No I'm not.

But don't you think two people

should have a chance to like

get to know

each other before they

- bring them to family.

- What,

introduce themselves to a herd

of cows you have for a family.

Ma, I do not think that.

What are you

two talking about?

The phone call the

doctor left for Sonia.

Doctor Khanna called?

Oh, Beti,

I have some very

good news for you.

I called the handsome

surgeon from UCLA

to take you out to that Punjabi

place around the corner.

He'll pick you up

tomorrow night around uh...

eight o'clock.

Why would you do that?

Because I thought

he was the one.

What?

What made you decide that?

Well he's a doctor

from Los Angeles

and he's a nice boy.

Yeah you know what,

I could...

actually buy that

off the shelf in America.

Then why are you still single?

I was being sarcastic.

Sonia Beti,

you will not always be

strong for yourself.

You need a man in your life.

A man to take care of you.

A good man.

Yeah.

I think that it's

enough if people just

take care of

themselves properly.

I can't even have a cigarette?

(knocking on door)

Come in Dad.

Beti.

I'm sorry,

I'm sorry I uh,

I didn't mean to upset you.

You know that right?

I know,

I know I should take

better care of myself but,

at my age,

it's a little hard.

Yeah,

it's hard for me too.

(loud traffic sounds)

(chill Indian music)

Oh.

Thank you.

You have to excuse me if

I've forgotten the protocol.

I haven't been on a

date for five years.

It's refreshing.

Um, you've chosen

quite a specialty.

Yeah, I was looking

for a true challenge.

Something in its

pioneering phase.

Good evening.

Would you like to sample some

of our wines this evening?

Red or white?

- White.

- Red.

- Oh.

- Red is fine.

I have a wonderful

selection for you.

Is everything alright?

Look, when I told you I haven't

been on a date for five years

That wasn't lying.

It's fine really.

When your Dad called

me I was pretty surprised

and then when I met you

after what your Dad told me

I think,

I think you're a good,

look I don't know

how to say this,

but you know how it is when

you devote your whole life

into some practice and then,

and then that's where I am.

And you know I come

to India every summer

just to see my family

and then when I go back,

I'm again the same.

I don't want any relationships

to interrupt that.

You know,

for me the marriage is not same

like most of the Indian men.

And,

I look at you and I feel

that you're the same way.

What are you getting at?

This is a particularly

delicious Bordeaux wine we have

this season.

(wine glugging)

Can we have some

more time please?

Sure of course.

- Thanks.

- Of course.

Look, my parents want me to

marry a nice Indian woman,

and even American,

Indian American is fine.

Wow.

You're proposing to a stranger.

I thought I was desperate.

It's the cultural sacrifice

I'm expected to make.

The marriage doesn't

have to be...

Real?

No, you know.

If you think about it,

we could live our own lives,

have our own finances,

and we don't even have

to live with each other

if you don't want to.

Our parents can live

happily ever after.

If I marry,

it'll be for love.

Sonia, the deal is still on the

table if you change your mind.

(phone beep) Hey Jack.

[Jack] Have you had enough

curry marsala and bindus

in the next five years?

I'll have to detox.

[Jack] Hey.

- I come bearing good news.

- What is it?

[Jack] I'm ordering you back

to the hospital this weekend.

What?

[Jack] You sound disappointed.

No.

I'm not sorry. I'm just,

why all of a sudden?

[Jack] The case

has been approved.

I also want you to move ahead

as soon as possible.

Okay well, who's the patient?

[Jack] You will have

access to her file soon.

Jack.

[Jack] Sonia, I just want

you to get back from India.

I want you to relax

until then. Okay?

Okay.

[Jack] How's he doing?

Fine.

- He's doing fine.

- [Jack] Good.

Just hang in there okay?

This surgery is going

to reinvent you.

Okay.

Um, you know what,

I gotta go.

Can you just go ahead and

forward the flight info?

- All ready done.

- Thanks.

- [Jack] One question?

- Yeah, what's up?

[Jack] You coming home

with your Bollywood star?

(laughs) No.

(phone ringing)

[Kavi on answering machine]

Hey Sonia,

I don't know if you have

another date Thursday night,

but if you're free,

you should stop by my house.

I'm throwing a surprise

party for Karishma.

Call me.

Kavi.

[Kavi] Sonia,

I'm glad I caught you.

Yeah.

Thursday night sounds great.

[Kavi] Yes.

Is it Karishma's birthday?

[Kavi] No.

So what's the cause

for celebration?

[Kavi] You'll see

when you get there.

Are you baiting me Kavi?

[Kavi] Just wanna surprise you.

Alright,

I'll come prepared.

[Kavi] Are you gonna tell

me when you're leaving?

Yeah, uh...

why don't we just leave

that as a surprise too.

[Kavi] Should I be worried?

Definitely not.

[Kavi] It's at six,

I can't wait to see you.

Yeah me too.

Bye.

(phone beeps)

(gentle music)

(knocking at door)

- Hi.

- Hi.

Please come in.

Wow, you look mesmerizing.

You look great too.

Thank you.

I'm glad you came early.

Well you know,

your party needs

a woman's touch.

- Magical healer's touch.

- Magical healer's touch, yeah.

I have some great news.

Yeah, me too.

You first.

You first.

You first.

(laughing)

Hi, um, this is for you.

Karishma, there's a lot of

balloons left in that room,

can you please take care of it?

While you come with me

to the kitchen please.

Yeah, okay.

Here, we're gonna start with

these cakes on those plates.

Okay.

I'm really glad you're here.

Me too.

Karishma really

wanted you here.

I didn't realize she'd

grown so fond of me.

Are you kidding?

She's gonna write

you a song, just wait.

Way to ruin the surprise.

She does that for

everyone she loves you know,

she's um,

she's getting really good at it.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Why doesn't she play tonight?

Um, tonight...

I don't know,

I just want her to have a

good time with her friends.

Kavi?

Do you wanna tell me

what this is all for now?

I swear I was gonna

tell you earlier but,

it's just that you know, when

something's good about to happen

and you don't wanna

tell anyone and it,

not till it becomes

good, you know?

Yeah.

Alright.

We're celebrating,

so that Karishma has a chance

to live her dream

of singing again.

What?

See,

two years ago I heard about

larynx transplant you know,

it helps to restore

the person's voice,

their own voice.

So, I started looking

for sponsors, you know?

Not profit companies

and I found one.

They're ready to

sponsor me as long

as I could get

Karishma a larynx.

So,

I put her in a hospital

waiting list in Los Angeles

and, uh...

I got the phone call yesterday.

Karishma's next in

line to get a larynx.

One just came up

in the hospital.

Hey, hey,

I thought you'd be surprised,

you look.

I can't believe

this is happening.

I know it's just overwhelming.

I mean she's gonna

be in good hands,

um, believe me,

you can't be more concerned

about her than I am.

Um, a team of four

international doctors

are gonna be

running the surgery.

Yeah.

Sonia, are you sick?

- No.

- Are you sure?

No. Kavi I mean, you shouldn't

let Karishma get the surgery.

What? Why?

Have you really

done your research?

Do you understand what

you're walking into?

I've been working

on this for two years

and I know everything about it.

It's an extremely

difficult procedure,

and most of the time it fails.

And it's expensive.

You don't think

I've thought about

everything you're describing?

You could save the

money that you're using

- for a college education.

- Sonia.

I want a chance for Karishma

to get her voice back Sonia.

Don't you understand that?

I'm the leading

surgeon on her surgery.

I'm the leading

autolaryngologist on the team

I found out this morning.

Is that why you've

not been telling me

what kind of surgeon you are?

No.

I had no idea about

Karishma until today

and now tonight.

Are you sure?

It's Karishma Kavi.

I was gonna tell you tonight too

and then fly the two of you

out to LA after the surgery.

Do you know that there have

only been four successful

laryngeal transplants performed?

Four, in the whole world.

It's an extremely rare procedure

and most of the time it fails.

I don't understand

why you would become

this kind of surgeon

if you don't believe

in your own practice.

Do you not understand

what kind of position

this puts me in?

I know and I'm sorry.

Do you think

I actually chose this?

No but you have a choice

of not putting Karishma

through more suffering.

It's not like it has

any lethal risks Sonia,

if it did I wouldn't do it.

She'll be even more crushed

than she already has been.

I ah, I don't understand

why you act like you failed.

Because you haven't failed.

Look,

if you think that just because

I'm gonna be in Los Angeles,

we have to continue this

if you didn't want to.

Obviously you don't.

Don't think I'll be

taking care of you in LA.

Huh.

We were fine before you

and we'll be fine

after you Sonia.

Okay.

Where are you going?

I though if not for Karishma

you could at least stay for me.

That's where you're wrong.

(paper tearing)

Sonia.

Promise me you'll call

me once you get there.

I know. I will.

Don't cry.

Mom.

It's okay,

I'm gonna miss you too,

it's alright.

- You're gonna come back soon.

- I will.

God bless you.

See you next time.

Have a nice flight.

- Thank you.

- Mom,

I know I know.

I know, you're gonna be okay.

Take care of him.

(Mrs Mehta whimpers)

She'll be fine.

(plane engine roaring)

Hey kiddo.

You okay?

Yes.

You know it's perfectly

normal to feel nervous.

Come on,

is something bothering you?

No.

Look I want you to remember--

I know, watch out for the

damaged tissue on her larynx.

Do your best.

This is what you've worked for.

Who authorized this

press conference?

The sponsor insisted.

It is such a pleasure

to see you all.

Are you nervous?

I have full faith

in our medical team.

This is your first time

leading a larynx transplant.

How confident are you

that it'll be successful?

Oh.

Sonia is the most qualified

surgeon in the United States

and she will do the

best as she can.

Well, what are the risks?

You know, five years ago,

Karishma would not even

have been a candidate

for this kind of transplant.

Due to the immunosuppressive

therapy required

to keep the body from

rejecting the organ.

But a lot of things have changed

just in the last two years

and now the post surgical

medicines are less disagreeable.

(machine beeping)

Hmm, hey.

I love you.

Gonna be great.

(dramatic music)

(machine beeping)

Karishma sweetheart ah,

doctors did their best.

I'm really sorry.

(pen scratching)

(Kavi sighs)

Doctor Mehta!

Wait up.

(urgent music)

Sonia.

(traffic humming)

Hey.

I've just got your

medicine, okay.

Just have it and

then meet me outside,

we're gonna go for a walk.

What?

Later okay.

Okay.

Careful.

(music of violin

strings being plucked)

(Kavi applauds)

That was beautiful.

Who gave you this book?

(traffic humming)

(maudlin music)

(phone tone sings)

Hello?

[Rick] Hey, Sonia this is Rick.

I just got back to LA.

Um,

I was just wondering

if we could go for

a coffee or dinner sometime?

Yeah.

Yeah that sounds good.

(boat engine rumbling)

(water splashing)

Are you ready?

The last time I dove

it ended up a disaster.

I ended up a mile

away from the boat and

had broken away from the group.

Yeah well when you went without

the only friends you have.

I made another one.

What?

A friend.

Indian woman?

An American.

Carrie Underwood?

No.

Beatrice.

She's crazy but,

interestingly alike.

Are there any other

flings I need to know about?

He mirrors me.

He?

I'm very capable of

making my own decisions

and I'm about

to make a very big one.

Oh, Sonia I'm so happy for you.

Well,

my parents deserve

to die in peace.

I'm gonna marry Rick.

Rick?

You never told me about Rick.

He doesn't even know.

So, tell me more about

this Rick guy.

You'll meet him.

He's stuck up like me.

Alright let's do this.

The aquatic life

is waiting for us.

(laughs)

If you say so.

I would say

I'm ready but...

I'm not.

You are.

We're gonna be doing this so-

Yeah okay, well.

Can we have cocktails after?

Yeah we can.

- How bout I sit.

- Yeah.

(hopeful music)

(knocking)

Welcome back.

I finished Karishma's report.

Good.

So, I'm gonna get back

to my regular patients.

Sonia,

you never gave me the

chance to say well done.

(traffic humming)

(gentle piano music)

Good to see you Sonia.

Hi.

Here let me get this.

Thank you.

Red.

Red, yeah.

Let's get this over with.

Good afternoon, ma'am.

Need a few minutes, sir?

No.

I don't wanna be nosy but, uh,

you're doing the right thing.

If I was that smart,

I'd still have the

farm and the cattle.

Ha ha.

I'll go get you

some bread sticks.

We were fine before you

and we'll be fine

after you Sonia.

(birds tweeting)

(perky Indian music)

(phone ringing)

Hello.

Hey, thank god you

answered the phone.

Who's this?

It's Beatrice.

Beatrice, how's Mumbai?

I left, I just came

to LA for the weekend.

Look I appreciate you trying

to help but Sonia's

made it clear that she

doesn't want to see me again.

Look I'm not trying

to lecture you or her,

I just wanted to see

Karishma while I'm here.

I have a get well gift for her.

Beatrice, I know what

you're trying to do.

Then you better meet

me right now okay.

Trust me on this one otherwise

you're gonna regret it

and bring Karishma.

(Kavi sighs)

Alright.

Can you please text

me the address?

Okay, bye.

I dreamed of the day I would

put this jewelry on you.

You know this is the very

set my mother put on me.

It's really pretty.

You, you're not supposed to

be in here I told you.

I can see my own daughter

when ever I want.

How are you feeling Dad?

Fine Sonia I just,

I just want to have

a word with you.

Hey make it quick, okay?

I will.

I will.

How was your flight,

did you take your pills?

Sonia Bita, I uh,

I want to discuss something

very important with you.

Daddy, I already told you.

His family doesn't care

that we signed a pre-nup.

Oh, I don't give

a shit about that.

Dad.

Beti, remember when you

first told me that you, uh,

wanted to become a doctor?

Seriously Dad, come on,

we can talk about this later.

I always knew that you would

become a fine doctor in India

all the same.

I never wanted to

become a doctor here

- so it doesn't even matter.

- That's not the point.

The point is,

you're free to go.

Beti,

I brought you into this world

so that you can experience it,

live it.

Do you understand that?

Yes.

Good.

You just took the biggest

worry out of my heart.

You look beautiful.

Thanks Dad.

(speaking foreign language)

You take longer

than Beyonce to-

I'll be there, I'll be there.

(speaking foreign language)

I don't have time for

a formal introduction.

- Beatrice?

- Yeah,

listen we gotta stop Sonia.

She's making a huge mistake.

I'm happy that she finally

found the person she loves.

No, she's in love with Kavi.

Who's Kavi?

This is a compromise

she's making.

Hey, Beatrice good to see you,

we gotta rush.

♪ Where do you think

you're going girl ♪

♪ Walking down that aisle ♪

♪ What do you think

you're doing girl ♪

♪ This is so not your style ♪

♪ Where do you think

you're going girl ♪

♪ Walking down that aisle ♪

♪ What do you think

you're doing girl ♪

♪ This is so not your style ♪

♪ You can't make a mistake ♪

♪ When your heart's at stake ♪

♪ You gotta shake

yourself loose ♪

♪ Before the knot to loose ♪

♪ True love don't come

knocking every day ♪

♪ One chance is all you get ♪

♪ You better hold on tight

when it comes your way ♪

♪ You don't wanna

live with regret ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ This life is

all you've got ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ You stand to lose a lot ♪

♪ You got a ring no love ♪

♪ It's an empty shell ♪

♪ Don't trade your

paradise for hell ♪

♪ Get up and walk away ♪

♪ Walk away ♪

♪ Walk away ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ No no no ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ No no no ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ No no no no no no no ♪

(singing foreign language)

♪ Sugar and spice

and all that's nice ♪

♪ That's what pretty

girls are made of ♪

♪ You know what you

got deep down inside ♪

♪ Underneath your makeup ♪

♪ So listen to your heart ♪

♪ You don't wanna fall apart ♪

♪ Walk to your destiny ♪

♪ That's where

you'd rather be ♪

♪ True love don't come

knocking every day ♪

♪ Once chance is all you get ♪

♪ You better hold on tight

when it comes your way ♪

♪ You don't wanna

live with regret ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ This life is all

you've got ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ You stand to lose a lot ♪

♪ You got a ring no love ♪

♪ Its an empty shell ♪

♪ Don't trade your

paradise for hell ♪

♪ Get up and walk away ♪

♪ Walk away ♪

♪ Walk away ♪

♪ So don't tie the knot ♪

♪ No no no ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ No no no ♪

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

♪ No no no no no no no ♪

(singing foreign language)

I'm sorry I haven't called.

Sonia we had a deal.

Who's wedding is this anyway?

Let's go.

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

(car horn beeping)

Quick.

♪ Don't tie the knot ♪

(gentle music)