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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:46,426 ♪ Take life one day at a time ♪ 2 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:53,721 ♪ That's what a wise man said to me ♪ 3 00:00:56,014 --> 00:01:00,941 "♪ He said, " Life, in all its complexity ♪ 4 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:08,111 "♪ ls the ultimate test for you and me" ♪ 5 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,538 ♪ When you walk Hold your head up high ♪ 6 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:23,133 ♪ For the master's Watching you from the sky ♪ 7 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,639 ♪ I know not what trouble lies ahead ♪ 8 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:37,481 ♪ Before you fight, use your head ♪ 9 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:45,068 ♪ It's time to leave the nest Where you were born ♪ 10 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,700 ♪ This journey you must make alone ♪ 11 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,328 ♪ Spread your wings and ﬂy ♪ 12 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:59,496 ♪ There's a power deep inside you An inner strength ♪ 13 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:03,207 ♪ You'll find in time of need ♪ 14 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,467 ♪ The glow ♪ 15 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,989 How did you know... 16 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,949 that was the blue one? 17 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,158 - I do not know, master. - You do not know? 18 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,372 Huhn! Huh? 19 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,208 No. 20 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,548 I humbly apologize for my ignorance, master. 21 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,055 I will do anything to prove my worthiness. 22 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,225 You have been to the movies again, I see. 23 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,684 Full of disciples falling to their knees... 24 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:45,226 at the slightest hint of their master's displeasure. 25 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:49,613 Leroy, this is not a punishment. 26 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,824 It is a celebration. 27 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,111 You have touched the final level. 28 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,996 You knew without knowing. 29 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,200 We have finished our journey together-. 30 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,626 But, master... 31 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,667 the final level. 32 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,299 The glow. You always said that... 33 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,177 That when you reached the final level... 34 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:16,090 you would know it by the appearance of a sublime glow... 35 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,975 all over your body. Come, Leroy. 36 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,473 Get up. 37 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:28,023 What you seek is not written on the ﬂoor. 38 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:33,403 The final level is a return to the beginning. 39 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,240 This is the Last Dragon. 40 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:41,035 A cycle is complete... 41 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:45,248 and now there is a new emptiness to be filled... 42 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,084 a new journey which you must make alone. 43 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,423 - I am confused. - Good. 44 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:55,930 Good. Confusion is a part of life, as are vengeance, fear and love. 45 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,886 All facets must be embraced... 46 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,302 for then and only then... 47 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,769 will you break through the wall of mystery to the glow. 48 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,817 Master, perhaps with more time to train. 49 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:14,357 - Master, I need more time. - I am no longer your master. 50 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,079 Leroy... 51 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,378 if it is a master... 52 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,380 you must have... 53 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:34,964 there is an old sage called Sum Dum Goy. 54 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:39,256 He is said to be the wisest man in the universe. Go, find him. 55 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,174 He is here in New York. 56 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:56,774 Take this. It was Bruce Lee's. 57 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:01,657 When you find the master who will take you to the final level... 58 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,572 give it to him. 59 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:09,294 Go now, my son, on your journey. 60 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,915 Go. 61 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,416 Go. 62 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,721 ♪ Look within ♪ 63 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,598 ♪ For reality ♪ 64 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,317 ♪ Or soon you'll weave the web ♪ 65 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:35,854 ♪ Of the master's philosophy ♪ 66 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:39,525 ♪ Is that above, beyond Below your grasp' ♪ 67 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:44,071 ♪ To utilize What you've learned in the past ♪ 68 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:48,037 ♪ Inside you That's where the script begins ♪ 69 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,453 ♪ Inside you That's where the film must end ♪ 70 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:55,466 ♪ For you can claim The power to survive your darkest hour ♪ 71 00:06:55,624 --> 00:07:00,300 ♪ Because you are a dragon ♪ 72 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,766 ♪ You're a dragon ♪ 73 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,101 Mr. Lee? 74 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,724 ♪ You'll survive it ♪. 75 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,935 Are you ready? 76 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,686 ♪ You're a dragon ♪ 77 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:23,445 ♪ The time has come To face your destiny ♪ 78 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,156 - Bolo. - Kah! 79 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,041 ♪ And let be what must be ♪ 80 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,633 Joints and bags! Joints and bags! 81 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,884 Put his butt on the chuck wagon and send his ass to the dogs. 82 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,643 In his butt. 83 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,019 - Shufﬂe on him, Bruce! - Sting him! 84 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,655 ♪ We live in a jungle ♪ 85 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,823 ♪ We live in a jungle ♪ 86 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:12,706 ♪ We live in a jungle ♪ 87 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,914 ♪ We live in a jungle ♪ 88 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,844 For real though. 89 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:29,594 That's that, man, and there ain't no coming back. Ha-ha-ha. 90 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,847 Oharra's treachery has disgraced the house. 91 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,033 - Hey, is this part of the show? - What is this? 92 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,694 Oh, patty-cake shit. 93 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,917 - Am I the meanest? - Sho'nuff! 94 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,498 - Am I the prettiest? - Sho'nuff! 95 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,961 Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town? 96 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,966 - Sho'nuff! - Well, who am I? 97 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,251 Shohuff! 98 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,671 Sho'nuff! 99 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,306 I can't hear you. 100 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,467 Shohuff! 101 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,856 The shogun of Harlem. 102 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,562 Yaah! 103 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,866 Crunch, seats. 104 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,617 This is She's row. Move it. 105 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,782 I said, beat it! 106 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,123 I know who can beat you! 107 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,754 Who said that? Beast, find who said that! 108 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,631 I got him, Sho. I got him. 109 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,259 I got him, Sho. I got him. 110 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,305 Here you go, Sho. Here's the roach who said it. 111 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,050 Who's badder than the shogun? 112 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,390 Bruce Leroy, that's who! 113 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,854 Bruce Leroy? 114 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,267 Bruce Leroy? 115 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:09,193 That's the only guy that stands between Sho and total supremacy. 116 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,457 Well, well, well. 117 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,668 If it ain't the serious... 118 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,459 and saucy Leroy Green. 119 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:30,262 I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. 120 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:34,346 I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories... 121 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:38,013 about the "wahsa," legendary Bruce Leroy... 122 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:41,774 - catching bullets with his teeth. Ha-ha-ha. 123 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:45,312 Catches bullets with his teeth? 124 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,439 Nigga, please. 125 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,235 The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition. 126 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,402 What? 127 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,913 Those who are bound by desire... 128 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,870 see only that which can be held in their hands. 129 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,660 See, now it is mumbo jumbo like that... 130 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,712 Eeh. Yeah, yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 131 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,924 And skinny lizards like you thinking they're the Last Dragon... 132 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,506 that gives kung fu a bad name. 133 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,263 Get up, Leroy. 134 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,301 I got something real for your ass in these hands. 135 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,595 We gonna settle this once and for all because I am back. 136 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:22,732 The shogun is back on the scene and the shogun is the master. 137 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,610 Why don't you sit down and shut up? 138 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:29,068 What? Why don't I sit down and what?! 139 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,574 I said, "Why don't you sit down and shut up?" 140 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,987 Why don't anybody who wants me to sit down and shut up... 141 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,656 come down here and make me? 142 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:42,494 Why don't any 50 of you who want me to sit down and shut up... 143 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,413 come down here just for the fun of it? 144 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,624 Yeah, come on, fool. 145 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,963 This fool's mine. 146 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,048 Jack him up, baby! 147 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,893 Don't hurt that face, baby! 148 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,520 Yeah! 149 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,402 - Oh. - Ha-ha-ha. 150 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,838 Leroy! I'm going to... 151 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,295 Hee-yah! 152 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,976 You'll never use this foot again! 153 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,765 Jack him up! 154 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,898 Leroy! 155 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,904 I'm gonna get you, Leroy... 156 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,940 because I am the shogun! 157 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,202 And I will not rest until everybody knows... 158 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,454 shogun is the master! 159 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,202 You wimp. 160 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,523 Still hungry, are we? Ha-ha-ha. 161 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,107 I've got a surprise dessert. 162 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,085 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 163 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,849 Live from Seventh Heaven... 164 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,760 it's Laura's Video Hotpix... 165 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,803 brought to you by Coca-Cola. 166 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,893 Coke is it. 167 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,269 ♪ Coke is it ♪ 168 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,400 Soon that's gonna be you, Angie... 169 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,281 dancing around on that screen, ain't that right? 170 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,785 Hey, Angie, baby, soon that's gonna be you up there, huh? 171 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,741 Oh, yeah! Ha-ha-ha. 172 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,453 That's my girl! 173 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,546 My little dodo turd-brain's gonna be a star. 174 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,959 If you'd have put this energy into getting me a title fight... 175 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,503 maybe I'd have been on my way to Vegas now. 176 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,842 You lost, Rock, you lost. 177 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,882 Every fight I got you. 178 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,893 "The Great White Hopeless," they called you. Remember? 179 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,180 What do you think they're gonna call her? 180 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,065 A goddess is what they're gonna call her. A goddess. 181 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,647 What she'll do to people has never been done. 182 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,812 - Make them run for cover? - That's cute. 183 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:03,453 And now, for my video hot pick of the week... 184 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,080 And it is hot. 185 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,242 I say we rock on with DeBarge. 186 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,545 "Rhythm of the Night." 187 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:19,010 ♪ When it feels like The world is on your shoulders ♪ 188 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:23,298 ♪ And all of the madness Has got you going crazy ♪ 189 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:27,435 ♪ It's time to get out Step out into the street ♪ 190 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,564 ♪ Where all of the action ls right there at your feet, well ♪ 191 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,852 ♪ I know a place where we can Dance the whole night away ♪ 192 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,988 ♪ Underneath the electric stars ♪ 193 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:43,569 ♪ Just come with me And we can shake the blues right away ♪ 194 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:47,113 ♪ You'll be doing fine Once the music starts ♪ 195 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,159 ♪ Oh Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night ♪ 196 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,201 ♪ Dance until the morning light ♪ 197 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,666 I don't know what you're doing anyway. 198 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,502 Give me five minutes, Eddie... 199 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,258 and this chick will beg to play this thing. 200 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,136 You got no class. I know how to handle these types. 201 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,299 You gotta wine them, dine them, let them order é la carte. 202 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,218 After all, me and this lady, we got a lot in common. 203 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:12,389 She's the video-rock queen, but I, Eddie Arkadian, am the video-game king. 204 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,025 She's got the audience, I got the vision. A match made in heaven. 205 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,518 Jesus! 206 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,985 I told you to get rid of that thing. 207 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,869 You also told me, "Keep it. It comes in handy." Remember? 208 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,782 Yeah, yeah, I remember. Damn, that thing gives me the creeps. 209 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,083 ♪ Feel the beat Of the rhythm of the night ♪ 210 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,084 ♪ Dance until the morning light ♪ 211 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,245 ♪ Forget about the worries On your mind ♪ 212 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,289 ♪ You can leave them all behind ♪ 213 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,176 ♪ Feel the beat Of the rhythm of the night ♪ 214 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,419 ♪ Dance until the morning light ♪ 215 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:45,634 ♪ Forget about the worries On your mind ♪ 216 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,391 ♪ Oh, baby Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night♪ 217 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,927 ♪ Oh, darling ♪ 218 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,723 ♪ Forget about the worries on your mind Oh ♪ 219 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,813 ♪ Feel the beat Of the rhythm of the night ♪ 220 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:02,902 ♪ Ooh Forget about the worries on your mind ♪ 221 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:06,534 ♪ La, la, la, la The music's playin' ♪ 222 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,865 ♪ It's a celebration ♪ 223 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,281 ♪ The music's playin' Everybody dance ♪ 224 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:15,497 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 225 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:19,381 ♪ Forget about the worries on your mind You can leave them ali behind ♪ 226 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,462 ♪ Feel the beat Of the rhythm of the night ♪ 227 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:26,263 Come on, we're just talking about one dinner out of your life. 228 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,639 Come on, at least have dinner with him. 229 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,971 J.J., I would love to help you out... 230 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,137 but my show is booked solid for the next four weeks. 231 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,180 So you're just gonna have to wait. 232 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,600 - Honey... - Please, we've got a show to do. 233 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,315 Will you at least look at the videotape? 234 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,151 - J.J., there is no point. - Laura, there is a point. 235 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,532 The point of the knife which is at my neck. 236 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,535 He'll slit my throat if you don't do this. Come on! 237 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,617 What are you talking about, J.J.? 238 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,874 - Who's gonna slit your throat? - Sit down, we've got a show! 239 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,659 Laura, this guy plays rough. 240 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,669 Thirty seconds, Laura. 241 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,377 What guy? Okay. Tell me, J.J., who? 242 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,587 - Eddie Arkadian. - Who is Eddie Arkadian? 243 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,049 Arkadian is a heavy dude who wants to have this videotape... 244 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,509 played in the worst way. Come on, Laura. 245 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:13,677 Fifteen seconds, Laura. Come on. Come on. Let's go! Let's go. 246 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,595 Give me a break. 247 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,684 Why don't you just call a cop, okay? 248 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,225 My life is not filled with all that craziness. 249 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,986 - Five seconds! Four. Three. - Tell whatever his name is to forget it. 250 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,570 - Arkadian. Laura! - Two. One. You're on! 251 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,420 ♪ I found a place Finally find a place ♪ 252 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,636 ♪ For you and me to go If you want to get in, ha-ha ♪ 253 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,143 ♪ Step up in the elevator Press number seven ♪ 254 00:18:56,719 --> 00:19:00,974 ♪ That's all you got to do To get to Seventh Heaven ♪ 255 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,316 ♪ I can't believe what you're gonna see Once you get inside ♪ 256 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,402 ♪ I know you'll love my ride ♪ 257 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:12,740 ♪ You can fool around in my room ♪ 258 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:19,035 ♪ And enjoy my golden ride Keep it up, oh ♪ 259 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,956 ♪ Up and around I'll never {et you down ♪ 260 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,082 ♪ Going up ♪ 261 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,969 ♪ I'll keep it up And around will I ever ♪ 262 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,050 ♪ Never say never ♪ 263 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,937 ♪ At Heaven's elevator door ♪ 264 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,645 ♪ Because once you dare ♪ 265 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,311 ♪ You can't get it up anymore ♪ 266 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,335 Thank you, everybody, and welcome to Seventh Heaven. 267 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,088 I'm glad you made it. Whew. I'm glad I made it. 268 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,466 Today my special guests, the tastemakers... 269 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,752 from the now generation, with my Cloud Crowd. 270 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,098 Yo, J.J., my main man! What's happening? 271 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,886 What? 272 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,649 Nobody turns down an Eddie Arkadian invitation. 273 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,359 Nobody. 274 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,816 So come and join us because the winner... 275 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,483 will get a Seventh Heavenly evening out on the town with me. 276 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,322 What do you think about that? 277 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,866 How about a kiss?! 278 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,201 Who said that? 279 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,366 - I said it! - No, I said it! 280 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,080 A kiss? 281 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,416 Well, you never know. 282 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,998 But here's one for now. 283 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,468 Got it! 284 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,673 ♪ You found my place You finally found my place ♪ 285 00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:01,015 ♪ Yes, love's inside my lords Dancin' all the time ♪ 286 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:04,681 ♪ Hop off the elevator Hell with incinerators ♪ 287 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:08,852 ♪ Heaven never burned An angel on a fire ♪ 288 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:13,773 ♪ Oh, oh, oh He never burned an angel on a fire ♪ 289 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,613 ♪ He was full of desire ♪ 290 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:22,874 ♪ Oh, no We don't burn angels on the fire ♪ 291 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,622 Yeah. 292 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,254 That's my babe. Ha-ha. 293 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,140 - What you talking about? - That's my woman up there. 294 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,301 She don't know it yet, but she's mine. 295 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,100 Yeah. 296 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,358 Yeah. 297 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,160 Oh, here she comes. 298 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,326 - Laura! Oh, Laura, sign here! - I love you, Laura! 299 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,588 - Please! - We love you! We love you, Laura! 300 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:57,172 - How you doing tonight, Sal? - You just sit back and relax. 301 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,302 Sal got sick. 302 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,635 - Hey, what are you doing? - The right thing, Miss Charles... 303 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,802 which is what you're gonna do if you got half a brain. 304 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,230 - Help! Help! Somebody help me! - Put her in the car! 305 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,394 Come on, get her in here. 306 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,314 - Help me, somebody! - Get in the car, bitch! 307 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,982 Aah! Aah! 308 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,275 You... 309 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,365 I would not do that if I were you. 310 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,913 You little punk. 311 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,841 Hey, what are you, crazy? Huh, tough guy? Come on! 312 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,638 Your mother. All right? 313 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,302 Come on, tough guy. 314 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,228 - Waah! - Come on! Come here! 315 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,518 Stay there for me. Stay there. 316 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,186 Stay there. 317 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,613 Help! 318 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,885 - Are you all right, miss? - Yeah. 319 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,554 Yeah. 320 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:35,016 I don't know. I guess so. 321 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,487 What about you? Are you okay? 322 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,774 They did not harm me. 323 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,570 Wow. 324 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,002 Your things. 325 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,218 That's okay. I can get them. 326 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,560 It seems that everything is safe now. 327 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,266 Yeah. 328 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,821 You sure you're all right? 329 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:26,905 Yeah, really. Just a little shaken up, I think. 330 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,411 God, what was that all about? 331 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:32,243 I don't believe it. 332 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,454 You were really something, boy. 333 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,039 I just don't know how to thank you. 334 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,300 - Did you see where that guy went? - Yeah, he's right... 335 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:53,219 I don't know. What? You getting in or what? 336 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,111 Come on, honey, let's go. Huh? 337 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:22,252 Where is that deejay lady anyway? 338 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,337 I mean, what's the big deal? 339 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,127 Can't she just meet us there? 340 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,217 Angela, sweetheart, shut up. 341 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:32,883 - But, Eddie, I'm hungry. I wanna go! - I said, shut up! 342 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,679 Oh, jeez. Don't cry. 343 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,475 Listen, Laura what's-her-face is gonna be here any second. 344 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:44,020 We don't want our star to look like a little pig peed in her eyes now, do we? 345 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,233 Uh-uh. 346 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:49,320 Then knock it off. Don't bug me! Fix your face! 347 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:51,868 Shut up! 348 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:58,076 As soon as the chick gets here, we leave, okay? Okay. 349 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,311 - Now, boss. - Boss. 350 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,272 Boss, don't get mad because it wasn't our fault. 351 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,937 - There was nothing we could do. - Her bodyguards. 352 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,106 There must have been 20 or 30 of them. 353 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:32,026 - These big... Yeah, black guys. - Black guys! 354 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,492 - Yeah, with chains. - Chains, clubs, they had everything. 355 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,873 They had pipes, bats, they had everything! 356 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,658 All right, all right! 357 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,083 So the broad wants to play tough, huh? 358 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,918 All right. 359 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,544 Two of us can play that game. 360 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,839 Hey, Rock! Come here. 361 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,474 Got a little job for you. 362 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,853 The tank? Heh-heh. 363 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,226 Bring her back in one piece, will you? 364 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,770 Chinese GoJu is my secret. 365 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:08,983 I bear no arms. 366 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,569 Chinese GoJu is my secret. I bear no arms. 367 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,110 May God help me if I ever have to use my art. 368 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,904 May God help me if I ever have to use my art. 369 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,117 Conscience is our guide. 370 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,035 Peace is our shelter. 371 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,000 Beauty and perfection is our life. 372 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,711 See the courtesy. 373 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:32,002 Break. 374 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,975 Johnny, what are you doing? 375 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:50,317 Well, you see, Leroy, you know how you're always teaching us... 376 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,528 to master the art of fighting without fighting? 377 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,237 Well, I did you one better. 378 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,870 I mastered the art of fighting without knowing how to fight. 379 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,823 You see, people... 380 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,208 People are afraid of Oriental dudes. 381 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,337 Give them a little move, a little scream... 382 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,418 and lots of attitude. 383 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,298 Check this out. 384 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,105 Johnny... 385 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,438 to seek safety, one must go to the heart of danger. 386 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:30,440 Huh? 387 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,740 Yeah. 388 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,946 Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 389 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:48,625 The sign outside says this here school is for instructions in the martial arts. 390 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,753 So we thought we might get some lessons. 391 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,337 Yeah, where do we sign up? 392 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,719 - How many yen? - I'd like to learn kung fu. 393 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,471 - Come on, hot stuff. - Come on, Leroy. 394 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,350 Teach me something. 395 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,351 I do not wish to fight you. 396 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:07,765 Well, who do you "wish" to fight, then? 397 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:11,105 One of them? Or one of the ladies maybe? 398 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,987 Yeah, since you're too much of a sissy to fight me... 399 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,524 maybe they're more your speed. 400 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:17,942 Get him, girls. 401 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:21,453 Maybe you can get a rise out of this limp wimp. 402 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,078 - Yaah! - Heh-heh. 403 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,330 - You wanna wrestle? - Hey, little girl. 404 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,870 All you've got is this bod, and that's it. 405 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:33,507 I would love to peel this banana. 406 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,589 Come on, handsome, show us your stuff! 407 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:40,222 How about a little kiss on my fist? 408 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,849 He's too much of a gentleman to hit a lady. 409 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,512 Who looks scared to me! Oh. 410 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,350 Yeah! Come on, Leroy! 411 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,656 - Yeah, that's right! Bow, sucker! - Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 412 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,662 Bow down to your master! 413 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,496 Yeah, coolie, kiss my Converse. 414 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,205 - So sorry. Excuse me. - Bow! 415 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:14,755 BOW! 416 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,383 Kiss Daddy's shoes. 417 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,418 - Bow! - Kiss Daddy's shoes. 418 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,508 - Bow! - So sorry. 419 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:22,593 Bow! I'm sorry. 420 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,258 Bow! 421 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:25,596 BOW! 422 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:29,889 Enough! 423 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,432 You wanna fight? 424 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:36,195 You fight me, you big, ugly, smelly-breathed sucker! 425 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,566 How about you, string bean... 426 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,360 - ...Rick-James-looking fool? - Beast, kill him! 427 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,975 - Get him, Beast! - That boy's in trouble now. 428 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:59,926 Bow down or I'm gonna snap this clown in two! 429 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,430 Yeah, that's right, fool. 430 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,265 Kiss them. 431 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,016 Down. 432 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,985 Beast, let him go. 433 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:26,362 You may not wish to fight me now, sucker. 434 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,496 But you will. I'm gonna see to that. 435 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,994 Sayonara. 436 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,038 - Who's the master?! - Sho'nuff! 437 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:40,129 - Who's the master?! - Sho'nuff! 438 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,636 - The shogun of Harlem! - Yeah! 439 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,297 Yeah! 440 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:52,103 Sometimes it is hard to live the way of the wise. 441 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,098 Huh? 442 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,605 Hey. Leroy! 443 00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:01,271 Your papa-san, he wants you in the kitchen, man! 444 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,697 Green Sanitarium, warden speaking... 445 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:14,164 and our inmates are off to a promising start this morning. 446 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,045 Who's calling? Yo, Roy. 447 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,330 I can't come now. 448 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,967 I'm held captive till the coolie kid comes down from the roof. 449 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,720 He's becoming one with his brain again. Yeah. 450 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:29,099 All right, I'll catch you later at the rehearsal. All right. 451 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,930 Hey, let me get this straight. 452 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:38,020 The prize in this contest you hope to win is a date? 453 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,685 "Am" gonna win. 454 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,525 And it ain't no thing and the prize ain't no date. 455 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:46,362 - A night with Laura Charles is an event. - Oh, excuse me. 456 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:50,203 Mama-san, Papa-san... 457 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,080 Richie-san... 458 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,913 Lotus Blossom-san. 459 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,287 Isn't that nice, Sophia? 460 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,333 - Pretty chopsticks, Natasha. - Aww. 461 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,877 Thank you. 462 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,422 I wish you all would decide on one name for this poor child. 463 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,683 - No wonder she's so confused. - Bless this food. 464 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:15,015 It is to build thy body temple. Spiritualize it. 465 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,146 Telling you, Pop, the boy is off it. 466 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,933 Stupid old clothes, won't mess with no babes. 467 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,400 - People talk, you know. - Richard, leave your brother alone. 468 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,530 I can't help it if he's weird. 469 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,407 You're weird, man, really weird. 470 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:31,366 Richie, when I first started my business, people said I was weird. 471 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,371 A black man with a pizza shop. 472 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:37,330 Now there isn't a hungry soul in this town that doesn't know my slogan: 473 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,746 "Just direct-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's..." 474 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,914 - "Pizza." Hi, I'm Laura. 475 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,129 Watch yourself, son. 476 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,546 My personal choices for Video Hotpix of the week... 477 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:51,886 That's my babe, Pop! That's my date for tonight. 478 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,846 Because it's alive... 479 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,219 and very, very exciting. 480 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,851 - That is her. - You telling me? 481 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,767 You better believe that's her. That's Laura Charles. 482 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,278 So you remember now, every weekday night at 8:00. 483 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,030 Laura Charles. 484 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:09,987 - I would like to see her. - Well, who wouldn't, fool? 485 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,527 "I would like to see her." 486 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:15,163 No way the queen is gonna be looking at no walking fortune cookie. 487 00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:17,416 "“I would like to see her." 488 00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:20,953 - Well, I'll see her today, at rehearsal. - You know where she is? 489 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,793 - I know where she's gonna be. - Take me to see her. 490 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,629 I ain't taking you nowhere. You might embarrass me. 491 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,668 You're too weird. 492 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,184 You do not understand. She may have something I need. 493 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:38,391 Ho-ho. I knew it would happen sooner or later. 494 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,272 You stood on your head so long, you broke it. Heh. 495 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:43,229 Look, let me break it down to you. 496 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:47,021 You seem to be wanting to broaden... Get it?... Your horizons. 497 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:51,192 You let a lot of good years roll by without even testing the old equipment. 498 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,326 Now, even you being a disgrace and all... 499 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,863 I'd be less than a man if I didn't warn you... 500 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:59,875 there's an art to making love and you don't even have a paintbrush. 501 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:04,004 You gotta know the moves, baby. You know, the moves. 502 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:08,546 Richie, I am not concerned with moves. 503 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,131 My concern is something else. 504 00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:13,262 Else? What else is there? 505 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,220 Please, I must see her. 506 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,269 I don't see why I'm getting so upset. 507 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:24,524 Go on, go after a goddess if you want to, but let me tell you something. 508 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:28,028 The worst thing that can happen to you is that she says yes. 509 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,861 Ain't no woman like that gonna hold still while you figure it out. 510 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,526 Not only do you not know when to do something... 511 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:37,663 you wouldn't know where to put it if you did. 512 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,574 And, Leroy... 513 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:45,037 it can really hurt if you don't know what you're doing. 514 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,298 Richie, I must go to this dance contest. 515 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:51,669 I ain't taking you nowhere, and that's final. 516 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,718 Please. 517 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,717 Kiss my hand. 518 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,102 Richie, please. 519 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,888 Maybe I'll take you... 520 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:07,309 if you carry me all the way on your back and rap. 521 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:08,772 - Rap? Me? - Yeah. 522 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,937 What it smell like? I think I have it. 523 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:15,610 What it is? What it... What it look like? Do it. 524 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,776 Yeah, baby. 525 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:21,449 Do it, do it. What... What it be like? What it... 526 00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:23,491 Okay. That's it, that's it. 527 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,456 That is it, stop. 528 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,165 Stop right here. 529 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,296 It is pit... It's just pitiful. 530 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,959 - Give me one more chance! - No. It is pitiful. 531 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,547 Put me down. 532 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,258 Put me down. 533 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,340 It's pitiful. 534 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:42,101 ♪ At my window Staring out into the night ♪ 535 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,518 ♪ Wishing on a starlight ♪ 536 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,310 Richie, where are you going? Are you not gonna buy tickets? 537 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:58,614 Of course I'm gonna buy tickets! 538 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:03,749 I never buy tickets, you shrimp-fried-rice head, you. 539 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:06,786 Man, if anyone asks you, you ain't my brother, okay? 540 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,328 What? 541 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:11,044 You ain't my brother, that's all. Now, come on! 542 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,800 ♪ First star that I see tonight ♪ 543 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,632 ♪ Give me some of that Magic ♪ 544 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,342 ♪ Star ♪ 545 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,428 Come on, move it! 546 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:25,262 ♪ Give me some of that Magic ♪ 547 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:29,399 ♪ My pride has got me cryin' Hear me sighin' ♪ 548 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,651 ♪ Tryin' to hide from what I feel ♪ 549 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:35,856 See, man, messing around with you, now my boys don't even know I'm here. 550 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,696 You're not trying to enter without paying, are you? 551 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,782 Chill out, chopsticks. Let me handle this. 552 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,118 There must be another door. 553 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:48,417 I'll be back. Just stay right here and don't move. 554 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:53,503 - Oh. And if anyone asks, remember... - I know, I ain't your brother. 555 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:58,049 ♪ Posses me, my dear ♪ 556 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:04,344 ♪ Oh, Oh, star First star that I see tonight ♪ 557 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:07,433 ♪ Give me some of that Magic ♪ 558 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:11,099 ♪ Star, oh Can't you grant my wish ♪ 559 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,355 Why wasn't this sound check done sooner? 560 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:16,692 I don't know. I only do what I'm told. We try for perfection! 561 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:20,153 Help! Ah! 562 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,406 Let me go! 563 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,912 Let's go, Tony! 564 00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:29,371 Help! 565 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,831 Help! 566 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,635 ♪ I found a picture ♪ 567 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,885 ♪ Inside your suitcase ♪ 568 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,521 ♪ I don't know what it means♪ 569 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:53,687 ♪ I didn't recognize her face ♪ 570 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,316 ♪ Mail order catalogs ♪ 571 00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,232 ♪ Underneath your mattress♪ 572 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,743 ♪ Polaroids do suggest ♪ 573 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,739 ♪ She is not an actress ♪ 574 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:12,412 ♪ Why is this friendly group All jumping through a hoop? ♪ 575 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,208 ♪ Dirty books ♪ 576 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:19,717 ♪ I found 'em, I found 'em ♪ 577 00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,378 ♪ Dirty books ♪ 578 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:23,046 ♪ I found 'em, I found 'em ♪ 579 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,885 ♪ Dirty books ♪ 580 00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:26,391 ♪ I found 'em, I found 'em ♪ 581 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,936 ♪ Now that I have seen it ail ♪ 582 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,060 ♪ You want me to participate ♪ 583 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,692 ♪ You dress me up in peek-a-boos ♪ 584 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:40,276 ♪ Body oil and roller skates ♪ 585 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,024 ♪ Dirty books ♪ 586 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,408 ♪ I found 'em, I found 'em ♪ 587 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,410 ♪ Dirty books ♪ 588 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:47,946 ♪ I found 'em, I found 'em ♪ 589 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,160 ♪ And to think how I found them In your suitcase ♪ 590 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:55,537 ♪ I found 'em, I found 'em I ♪ 591 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,758 Don't you love it? 592 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,669 Doll, did I do you a favor or did I do you a favor? 593 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,678 So you're gonna play my video, huh? 594 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,678 No. 595 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,557 Maybe you didn't hear it right. 596 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,064 So I'm gonna ask you one more time. 597 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:18,692 Are you gonna put my video on your show or aren't you? 598 00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:23,072 I'm gonna tell you one more time. The answer is no. 599 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,317 It's not that I don't like it. 600 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,909 - It's just that it's not the right... - Right! Urn, um... 601 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:32,199 Right time of the night to look at it. 602 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,868 That's what she was gonna say, wasn't it, honey? 603 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,628 Oh, Eddie, she's just tired. 604 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,956 Tired, huh? 605 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:43,093 She's gonna be dead tired, she's not careful. 606 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,050 Okay, I tried to be a gentleman about this! 607 00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:48,465 I was gonna take you out to a fancy restaurant. 608 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:50,383 Let you order é la carte, huh? 609 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:53,056 All I wanted was my video on your show... 610 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,436 and now you say no. 611 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,063 Okay, that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. 612 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,977 Rock, let's go. 613 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,980 Eddie, you're not gonna do what I think you are? 614 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,273 Who's gonna stop me? 615 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,198 Who's this? We didn't order out. 616 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,489 Get him the hell out of here! Get him out of here now! 617 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:21,248 Who the hell is this guy? Get in there! Break his face, will you? 618 00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,926 What are you guys waiting for? Get going! 619 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,681 Are you on vacation? Move it! 620 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,262 Get in there! 621 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,817 Get going! 622 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:59,335 - Oh, I'm sorry, Miss... - Angela. Hee-hee-hee! 623 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,292 Angela Viracco. 624 00:43:04,457 --> 00:43:05,504 Bums. 625 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:11,674 I do not think Miss Charles enjoys your company. 626 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,843 It would be best that you leave her alone. 627 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:18,764 I don't know who you are, pal, but you're in a lot of trouble! 628 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:25,061 Hot head needs cool water. 629 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,114 No, no, no! 630 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,070 - No. No, not the tank! - No! 631 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,325 No! 632 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:37,582 - Om "No!" 633 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,539 Oh, honey! 634 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,705 Come, you will be safe now. 635 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:48,718 - Eddie, are you all right? - Get away from me, you dumb broad! 636 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,800 But, Eddie, you're all wet! 637 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,806 Oh, honey. 638 00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:01,398 Look at this, it's all wet. You're all wet. 639 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,684 Rock, get this damn thing out of here. 640 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,729 That son of a bitch is history. 641 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:14,069 Oh, God, I can't believe this! 642 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,579 This is enough to drive you crazy. 643 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:19,081 You do this kind of thing every day? 644 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,368 You are too much. Ha! 645 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,836 Who are you? 646 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,874 I am Leroy. Leroy Green. 647 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,589 - It's nice to meet you, Leroy. - Oh, it's nice to meet you. 648 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:34,923 I need a drink. Why don't you come inside? 649 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:41,012 Miss Charles, there is something you may be able to help me with. 650 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,726 You can call me Laura. 651 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,438 Laura, the other night I lost a medallion and... 652 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,728 That thing that looks like a belt buckle? 653 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,146 Belt buckle? 654 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:52,323 - Is it gold? - You have it?! 655 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:56,111 Yeah, I got it. Why don't you sit down? I'll go get it for you. 656 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,991 That is wonderful. 657 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:06,709 Just promise me that you won't vanish as soon as I give it back to you. 658 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:10,042 ♪ To say goodbye ♪ 659 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:11,630 ♪ Our love is ﬂowing ♪ 660 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,044 Whoo. 661 00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:15,179 ♪ Like a river to sea ♪ 662 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:21,720 ♪ I'll wait the day when you marry me ♪ 663 00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:25,978 ♪ 'Cause your love is like ♪ 664 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:30,983 ♪ Pure ecstasy ♪ 665 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:37,945 ♪ Ooh, the kind of love ♪ 666 00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:42,787 ♪ Means to much to me ♪. 667 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,664 This is so you'll never lose it again. 668 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,703 I am deeply in your debt. 669 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:53,009 ♪ Give me your love ♪ 670 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,177 It is very valuable to me. 671 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:57,551 ♪ Give me your love ♪ 672 00:45:57,713 --> 00:46:00,762 I know what it's like to lose precious things... 673 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,683 and then, of course, to find them again. 674 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:07,890 You thirsty? 675 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,321 Oh... 676 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:18,197 From the clock's chime to the cock's crow is but an instant. 677 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,408 I must go. 678 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:24,241 Oh, excuse me. 679 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,580 I'm sorry. 680 00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:33,716 "Cock's crow"? 681 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,635 ♪ Sukiyaki hot saki Sue ♪ 682 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:43,476 ♪ You saki to me, I saki to you ♪ 683 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,062 ♪ Sukiyaki hot saki Sue ♪ 684 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:50,475 ♪ You saki to me, I saki to you ♪ 685 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,441 ♪ Hot like saki wine ♪ 686 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:58,233 ♪ Here she stands Smooth and fine ♪ 687 00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:03,155 ♪ Looking good And she knows what she's after' ♪ 688 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,415 ♪ Watch out for that hook! ♪ 689 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,874 ♪ She baits the line And starts to move in closer ♪ 690 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:13,131 ♪ He takes a step away ♪ 691 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,882 ♪ Watch the hook ♪ 692 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,043 ♪ She's never missed her target ♪ 693 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:21,593 ♪ Now she can say Huhn! ♪ 694 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:24,509 ♪ With your bad self, I saki to you! ♪ 695 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:29,188 ♪ And I can say, ow Good times, huhn ♪ 696 00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:33,356 ♪ You saki to me, I saki to you ♪ 697 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:36,900 ♪ Sukiyaki hot saki Sue ♪ 698 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:40,608 ♪ You saki to me, I saki to you ♪ 699 00:47:42,151 --> 00:47:44,449 ♪ Sukiyaki hot saki Sue ♪ 700 00:47:44,612 --> 00:47:47,115 ♪ You saki to me, I saki to you ♪ 701 00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:48,791 All right! 702 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,296 - What you looking for? - For the master. 703 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,332 Ain't no masters here, dude. 704 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:57,876 Ain't no slaves either. 705 00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:03,681 Is this not his fortune-cookie factory? 706 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,343 The master, he doing his wisdom thing. Ha-ha-ha. 707 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:10,104 I seek only wisdom of the master. 708 00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:13,141 You want wisdom, you buy fortune cookie. 709 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,309 - Take a hike, cool breeze. - Yeah, baby. 710 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:17,319 Please, I must see the master. 711 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,947 - It is very important to me. - Look here, chump. 712 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:23,906 The master don't see nobody, especially no jive coolies. 713 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:27,072 He don't see no one who don't know how to get down, baby! 714 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:30,117 - You dig, bro? You too square, man. - Square, dude. 715 00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:33,456 Let me say it so he can understand it, Jim. 716 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:38,291 You go now. Chop-chop. 717 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:41,085 "Haulee" ass out of this place. 718 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:43,095 Am I saying it right, my man? 719 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:44,255 That's good. That's good. 720 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:47,016 Like, hasta la pasta, you know'? 721 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:48,676 Ciao, baby. 722 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:51,266 - Auf Wiedersehen, baby. - Sayonara. 723 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:53,727 - Catch you on the ﬂip-flop. - Sayonara. 724 00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,689 I was told... 725 00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:00,275 I could find Leroy Green here! 726 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,986 I'm Leroy Green. Who are you? 727 00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:11,078 Who am I? 728 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,455 Sho'nuff! 729 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:19,253 I am the shogun of Harlem... 730 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:22,043 and the Leroy Green I'm looking for... 731 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,509 is a little punk that thinks he's a kung fu master. 732 00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:28,724 Oh. 733 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:31,682 - You mean Junior? - Yeah. 734 00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:36,065 - "Junior." Where is he? - "Junior"! 735 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:41,271 Don't know. Not sure I'd tell you if I did. 736 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:43,276 Not sure you'd tell me if you did?! 737 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,066 - Wait a minute! - Leave him alone! 738 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:49,703 Please, Mama, hold it! Wait a minute! Hold it. I'll take care of it. 739 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:52,832 Well, how about I leave him a little message, then? 740 00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:57,332 Tell him when I found out he wasn't here... 741 00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:00,465 I was all broken up. 742 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,922 Oh, my God, my table! What are you doing? 743 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:09,307 Crunch, Beast, Cyclone! 744 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,967 - Do it! - With pleasure. 745 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,556 - No! - Hold it, please, fellas! No, not that. 746 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,063 - Please, don't do that! - You stop it! 747 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:18,316 Mama... The walls... My shop! 748 00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:20,067 Oh, God. 749 00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:25,363 Rah'. 750 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,566 Don't break the table! 751 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,451 Go. go! 752 00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:31,995 - Oh... - Ha-ha-ha. 753 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:35,075 - I'm gonna kill you! - Take it easy, honey. 754 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:37,243 What, are you crazy? He's the Beast. 755 00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:40,003 - She only hit you with dough! - You gonna die! 756 00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,915 All right, enough is enough! Y'all better chill out. 757 00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:46,382 - Richie, you stay out of this! - You better chill out, man! 758 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,046 I said, chill out! 759 00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,596 All right, take it easy! 760 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:54,886 Please, take it easy. 761 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:06,405 Tell... 762 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:09,116 ♪ I found 'em, I found 'em ♪ 763 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:11,653 Who plays this garbage? 764 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,451 Shut up, bitch! 765 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,617 That's not even mine! I don't own that! 766 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:28,761 Tell that chicken-hearted son of yours... 767 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,422 to name the place. 768 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,012 Because now he's got to fight me. 769 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,766 Yeah. 770 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:00,750 Can I kick? Ho-ho. 771 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:17,093 - Come on. I got you. - Oh, my God. Look at him. 772 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:18,681 - Oh, my God. - Sit down. 773 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:20,266 You all right, Rich? 774 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:23,353 You all right now? Look at this. What the...? 775 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:34,326 What happened? 776 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:38,163 Sho'nuff happened, that's what. And it's all because of you! 777 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,370 Everyone knows you're scared of him. 778 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,001 Kissed his shoes and everything. 779 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,460 What good is that kung fu jive if you can't even use it? 780 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,249 Coward. 781 00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:52,629 Why don't you go someplace and meditate on that? 782 00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:19,738 Coward. 783 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:24,626 Coward. 784 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,710 Coward. 785 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,884 Chinese GoJu is my secret! 786 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,391 May God help me if I ever have to use my art! 787 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,177 Love is our law! 788 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,516 Truth is our worship! 789 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,556 Form is our manifestation! 790 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,397 Conscience is our guide! 791 00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:52,020 Peace is my shelter. 792 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:58,194 Peace is my shelter. 793 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:02,373 Peace is my shelter. 794 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,414 Have to use... 795 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,218 Hello? 796 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,887 Hey. 797 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:25,312 I don't mean to bother you, but... 798 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:29,358 maybe I should just come back another time, huh? 799 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:34,275 Listen, if this is a bad time, you know, I can just... 800 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:41,116 Do you know, the strangest things keep happening to me. 801 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:46,159 I mean, I seem to be attracting the craziest people. 802 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,625 So I thought that maybe it would be a great idea... 803 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,040 if I got myself a bodyguard... 804 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,879 you know? 805 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:58,046 Like, someone to guard my body. 806 00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:03,092 Anyway, you seem to be the best qualified. I mean... 807 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:08,438 a girl could do worse than to have her own real, live kung-fu master. 808 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,025 I am no master. 809 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,239 You sure look like a master to me. 810 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:24,284 How about it? 811 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,202 How about what? 812 00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:28,533 Bodyguard. 813 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,873 - Hello? - Bodyguard? 814 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:33,334 Yeah, I want you to be my bodyguard. 815 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:36,296 - Have you heard anything? - There is much I must do. 816 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,460 I am sorry. I cannot. 817 00:55:38,627 --> 00:55:40,800 Leroy! Leroy! Oh. 818 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,178 Yo. Excuse me. Heh. 819 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,261 - That's okay. - Say... 820 00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:49,392 you're Laura Charles. 821 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:52,604 Forget it. I will go. Don't... 822 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,734 - That's okay. - I won't bother you. 823 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:58,022 - It's okay, I was just leaving. - Leaving? 824 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,112 Please, just give it some thought, okay? 825 00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:05,446 Wow. Laura Charles. Laura Charles. 826 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:08,365 Just let me know if you change your mind. 827 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:11,160 I said, I cannot help you. 828 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:14,421 He can't help you? Of course he can help you. 829 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:18,255 Look at that, he's just... Ah. That's hot. He's sick. The boy's... 830 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,466 All that yoga. Hi, my name is Johnny Yu. 831 00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:26,134 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - Hi, Johnny, it's nice to meet you. 832 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,436 She said it was nice to meet me. 833 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:36,193 Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me! 834 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,854 She said it was nice! Ha-ha. 835 00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:41,444 She... Eh... 836 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:43,109 Yeah. 837 00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:49,036 - This is your resume? - I like the cropping on that picture. 838 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,950 You did the incinerator murder? 839 00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:55,212 Yeah. Yeah, I trashed the little lady. 840 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:06,848 Double? 841 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:13,685 Why should you get double what everybody else is getting, huh? 842 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,771 Beautiful! Beautiful! 843 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,906 Save it! Save it. 844 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:26,820 Give that man anything he wants. Give him a bone. 845 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,205 Make sure you take out for the table. 846 00:57:30,364 --> 00:57:33,459 ♪ You look at me like a new pickup ♪ 847 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:36,211 ♪ You tell the barman, "Fill her up" ♪ 848 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:38,714 ♪ You try to steer me out the door ♪ 849 00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:41,250 ♪ But I know what you're cruising for ♪ 850 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:42,838 ♪ You want a test drive ♪ 851 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:44,298 ♪ Whoo, hoo ♪ 852 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:45,838 ♪ You want a test drive ♪ 853 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,096 ♪ Whoo, hoo ♪ 854 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:51,852 ♪ You want a free ride down Lovers' lane tonight ♪ 855 00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,517 ♪ You want a test drive ♪ 856 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,727 ♪ Whoo, hoo ♪ 857 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:57,106 ♪ You want a test drive ♪ 858 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,025 All right, that's enough. 859 00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:01,107 - Looks terrific, sweetheart. - Yeah? 860 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:04,694 Just needs a couple more steps. And you girls looked great too. 861 00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:07,860 Why don't you take a break and get out of those clothes? 862 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,619 Here are some quarters. 863 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,951 - Go have a good time. Come on. - Yeah. 864 00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:13,707 - Go, go, go. - Bye, girls! 865 00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:16,038 - Bye, baby. - Ciao, Angie, baby. 866 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:21,423 You know, to tell you the truth, Eddie, I'm really getting tired of all this. 867 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:26,382 I mean, that deejay lady, she's never gonna play our stuff anyway. 868 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,797 She'll see the light... 869 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,887 as soon as I get that Leroy character out of the way. 870 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:35,228 What do you mean, "out of the way"? 871 00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:39,358 Sweetheart, you should see the talent I got lined up out there. 872 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:43,487 If this deejay broad don't wise up, she's gonna be dessert. 873 00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:45,818 And it's all for you, sweetheart. 874 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,279 All to make you a star. 875 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:50,991 Now what do you think of your lover boy, huh? 876 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:53,155 All for me? 877 00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,119 All for you, sweetheart. 878 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:59,837 Well, I mean, if it's really all for me... 879 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:04,625 Oh. Oh, I don't want you to kill anybody. 880 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,051 Are you out of your mind?! 881 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:10,259 Nobody does what he did to me and lives! Nobody! 882 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:18,890 You know what I've been thinking, Eddie? 883 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,686 I think that maybe you're trying to use me to get what you want. 884 00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:27,402 I mean, just like you tried to use Rock, heh. 885 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:31,364 Yeah, you were gonna make him this big heavyweight champion. 886 00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:34,655 Sure. Sure, until he lost a fight. 887 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:37,995 All this glamour and stardom... 888 00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,706 it's all for you, isn't it, Eddie? 889 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,759 You know, Angie... 890 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,555 a lot of girls out there would like to trade places with you. 891 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:58,433 Now, if you're unhappy with all of this, why don't you just walk out? 892 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:03,605 Go have a nice, normal, boring life. 893 01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,318 To tell you the truth, it couldn't be any more boring... 894 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,609 than hanging around here... 895 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:14,119 while you guys go play cops and robbers. 896 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:16,405 Where you gonna go, Angie? 897 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:17,993 Without me, you're nothing! 898 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:21,786 Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent, school dropout... 899 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,047 from Kew Gardens getting by on her tits! 900 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,545 And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 901 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,678 You're nothing but a misguided, midget asshole... 902 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,515 with dreams of ruling the world! 903 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:43,474 Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. 904 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,985 And also getting by on my tits. 905 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,819 Where do you think you're going?! 906 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,287 To elocution class! 907 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,116 What for? 908 01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:17,345 Yeah! 909 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,019 Get that son of a... 910 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,644 - Yeah! - Did you see that?! 911 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:32,360 Sho'nuff is the master! 912 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:34,650 Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff! 913 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:36,818 - Number one! - Can I pick them or what? 914 01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:37,986 Shut up! 915 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,872 - Am I the meanest?! - Sho'nuff! 916 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,659 - Am I the prettiest? - Sho'nuff! 917 01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:47,375 Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town? 918 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:48,663 Sho'nuff! 919 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,457 I can't hear you! 920 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,217 Sho'nuff! 921 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:53,877 Yeah. 922 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,971 Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff! 923 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,937 Keep your money. 924 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:08,809 You just get that sucker to the designated place... 925 01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:10,648 at the designated time... 926 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:14,531 and I will gladly designate his ass... 927 01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,033 for dismemberment. 928 01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:19,991 Yeah. Hey. Well, whatever. 929 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:21,951 Any way you wanna do it. 930 01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:24,992 It'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr. Nuff. 931 01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:31,749 - Yow! - Put it away. Come on. 932 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:47,639 - Looking for me? - Yes. 933 01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:49,353 I mean... 934 01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:52,690 I thought I wasn't exactly on your favorite persons list. 935 01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:56,026 That is why I came by, to apologize for the way I spoke. 936 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:58,533 I did not mean it towards you. 937 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,069 Great. 938 01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:02,329 Then you'll be my bodyguard? 939 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:05,661 I'd love to, but I must complete a mission first. 940 01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:08,035 A mission? 941 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:09,498 You see... 942 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:13,256 I am in search of the final level where the spirit takes over... 943 01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:16,840 from the mind and guides the body without thought. 944 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:20,597 Okay. Listen, you stay right here, okay? 945 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:22,974 Don't move. I'll be back in five minutes. 946 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,727 Don't disappear, okay? I'll be right back. 947 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,558 A great fighter, for instance... 948 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,691 might get just his hands to fill with such power... 949 01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,729 that they would get the glow, which could be deadly in evil hands. 950 01:03:34,894 --> 01:03:37,522 Yet, if these hands belonged to a master... 951 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:39,066 Like Bruce Lee. 952 01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:40,484 Yes, exactly! 953 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,994 Someone who has reached the final level... 954 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,826 and could make his whole body glow... 955 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:49,118 the beauty he would be able to create would be without bounds. 956 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:53,831 Imagine the wonder someone like this can bring to the world. 957 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,042 That's a beautiful dream, Leroy. 958 01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:01,008 Now, I know you're gonna love what I've got to show you at the studio. 959 01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:04,474 What's wrong? 960 01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,765 Calling Leroy. 961 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,606 I am sorry, but it's just... 962 01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:14,647 What? Tell me. Come on. 963 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,854 You see, I have this friend. 964 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:20,194 - Yeah? - And he is very shy. 965 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,492 And he came to me for advice. 966 01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:25,278 And I, well... 967 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:30,743 It is something I thought you can help me with... Him with. 968 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,504 Okay, I'll try. Tell me about it. What is it? 969 01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,212 Moves. 970 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:40,802 Moves? 971 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,218 You see... 972 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:47,510 my friend, he has never been... 973 01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:49,427 - He likes this girl. - Yeah? 974 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:52,017 But he has never been with a woman before. 975 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,933 He does not even have a paintbrush. 976 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:56,272 Paintbrush? 977 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,232 He cannot even draw. 978 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:01,399 - Draw? What are you talking about? - You know. 979 01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:03,737 The art of making love. 980 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,245 - Moves. - Oh, of course. 981 01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:10,574 - I'd love to show you some moves. - No, no, no. 982 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:13,118 It's not for me. I said, it is for my friend. 983 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:15,207 He is the one. 984 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:18,290 Okay, anything you say. 985 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:28,721 Is it not kind of hot in here, Miss Charles? 986 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:33,138 I'm telling you, I don't need a contest to win this date because I got juice. 987 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:34,772 Why don't you just give up? 988 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:38,606 Your delusions of grandeur about love with her is just a wet dream. 989 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,611 Don't be no fool, Jack. 990 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:43,614 Baron Von Rick's got a more direct route to the target. 991 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:45,946 Watch out the target don't shoot you down. 992 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:49,238 - Why not write her a letter? - Or make an obscene phone call? 993 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,748 Because that's as close as you're gonna get. 994 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,829 You two play a game if you want to. 995 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:57,246 I'm gonna sit right here and wait for her to show up. 996 01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,540 And the rap I'm gonna lay on her... 997 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:02,334 is gonna make Romeo seem tongue-tied. 998 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:06,755 Make her melt like hot butter all over my body! 999 01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:07,922 Go, Rick. 1000 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:11,263 Ain't nothing gonna stand between me and my destiny... 1001 01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:14,270 with the sweet lips of Lady Laura. 1002 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:17,687 Wow. This place is great. 1003 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:40,159 ♪ Now all the masters know that You need the glow ♪ 1004 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:42,165 ♪ You need the glow The glow to grow ♪ 1005 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,893 ♪ If you love to live You live to love ♪ 1006 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,840 ♪ You gotta move to the upper level ♪ 1007 01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:47,713 ♪ When you got the glow ♪ 1008 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:51,300 Fists of Fury! Oh, wow. 1009 01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:06,065 ♪ To reach that upper level Your mind, body and soul must be one ♪ 1010 01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:12,488 ♪ It's a sacrifice it takes hard work ♪ 1011 01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:15,533 ♪ It's a way of life ♪ 1012 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,831 ♪ When you got the glow ♪ 1013 01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:20,791 ♪ You feel the one ♪ 1014 01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:22,297 ♪ When you got the glow ♪ 1015 01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:26,176 ♪ Your body's gold So don't let go ♪ 1016 01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:30,339 ♪ Of the power of elevation ♪ 1017 01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:32,098 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1018 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,057 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1019 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,645 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1020 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,158 That's it, man. Enough is enough. 1021 01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:52,535 - I'm gonna go. - Wait a minute! Wait! 1022 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,446 Something's going on in here. 1023 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:56,364 You think it's her? 1024 01:07:56,948 --> 01:07:59,542 There's only one way to find out. Come on! 1025 01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:01,453 What? Where are we going? 1026 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,918 Shit! 1027 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:11,012 - Hey. Wait up, man! Wait up! - Forget it, man. 1028 01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:13,180 ♪ When you got the glow You see it on your face ♪ 1029 01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:15,307 ♪ You feel it in your head People understand ♪ 1030 01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:17,146 ♪ That you've got the glow Better beware ♪ 1031 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:19,396 ♪ 'Cause the power's there When you got the glow ♪ 1032 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,564 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1033 01:08:22,515 --> 01:08:23,892 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1034 01:08:27,061 --> 01:08:29,189 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1035 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:30,572 Whoo-ooh. 1036 01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:31,984 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1037 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:36,238 ♪ Well When you reach that upper level ♪ 1038 01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:40,204 ♪ Your mind, body and soul Will be one ♪ 1039 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:43,078 This is great! 1040 01:08:43,286 --> 01:08:45,288 ♪ It's a sacrifice it takes hard work ♪ 1041 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:49,130 ♪ It's a way of life ♪ 1042 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,636 ♪ When you got the glow ♪ 1043 01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:53,091 ♪ You feel the one ♪ 1044 01:08:53,254 --> 01:08:56,133 ♪ When you got the glow ♪ 1045 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:58,927 ♪ Your body's gold So don't let go ♪ 1046 01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:04,224 ♪ Of the power of elevation ♪ 1047 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,352 ♪ 'Cause when you got the glow When you got the glow ♪ 1048 01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:09,158 ♪ Everybody know And I'm friend and foe ♪ 1049 01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:11,068 ♪ They'll all beware They'll ail beware ♪ 1050 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:13,324 ♪ 'Cause they know That you got the power there ♪ 1051 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,363 ♪ When you got the glow When you got the glow ♪ 1052 01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:17,125 ♪ They'll all beware They'll ail beware ♪ 1053 01:09:17,236 --> 01:09:19,316 ♪ 'Cause they know, they know They know, they know ♪ 1054 01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:22,158 ♪ They know you've got the glow The glow, the glow ♪ 1055 01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:41,929 I ought to slap that sucker with a suit for alienation of affections! 1056 01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:44,814 If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't know where she was! 1057 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,646 - Chocolate-covered yellow peril! - Chill out, man! 1058 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:50,858 Wait for me, will you? Come on, man, wait for me! 1059 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,944 Sleeping with one eye open. 1060 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:58,328 There's gonna be a serious case of chop-socky justice coming his way. 1061 01:09:58,486 --> 01:10:00,409 Maybe you just don't understand him. 1062 01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:03,245 If she likes him, he must be doing something right. 1063 01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:05,786 Leroy wouldn't even know what to do with that. 1064 01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:08,080 Looked like he was doing all right to me. 1065 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,213 Wow. 1066 01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:20,224 What's that? 1067 01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:24,641 Chinese Connection. 1068 01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:28,650 He has disguised himself in order to get... 1069 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:32,483 ♪ You feel the one When you got the glow ♪ 1070 01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:35,315 Get into the villains' lair! 1071 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,576 ♪ It's the power of concentration ♪ 1072 01:10:39,026 --> 01:10:41,825 Why did I not think of that before? 1073 01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:43,080 ♪ Elevation ♪ 1074 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,616 I must go. 1075 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,466 Thanks a lot, Bruce! 1076 01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:05,596 - Where are you going? - Back to claim what's mine! 1077 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,895 Leroy? 1078 01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:16,693 Ran out on you, huh? 1079 01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:20,071 Don't cover up for that Ping-Pong playing... 1080 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:22,657 chow mein for brains, kung fu head! 1081 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,322 What are you doing up there? 1082 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:27,459 You come down here before you hurt yourself! 1083 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:31,087 Now. Now. 1084 01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:33,919 I don't understand what you see in him! 1085 01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,169 Leroy? 1086 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:44,976 We meet again, Miss Charles. 1087 01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:48,270 Oh! 1088 01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:49,723 No! 1089 01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:52,350 Let me go! 1090 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:56,525 Get your hands off my woman! 1091 01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,483 I said, get your hands off my woman! 1092 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:04,120 - Let me go, you big baboon! - Ha-ha-ha. 1093 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:09,375 All right! 1094 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:12,378 Little Joe, man! You pay up, bro! 1095 01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:15,211 This is craps, man! You pay me! 1096 01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:18,718 Hey, man, you blind, man? The book says "Little Joe"! 1097 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:22,722 - You pay up, blood. - You can't even read the book, blood. 1098 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,345 Hey, my man. 1099 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:31,481 What it look like? No. 1100 01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:34,813 Hey, my man, what it look like? 1101 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:41,991 Hey, my man, what it look like? 1102 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:48,536 Hey, my man. 1103 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,700 - What it look like? - What you want? 1104 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,995 I am the soul brother like no other... 1105 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,629 to deliver this pizza with bean sprouts. 1106 01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:57,790 Pizza with bean sprouts? 1107 01:12:57,957 --> 01:13:00,335 Yeah, we make anything, dig? 1108 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:04,096 Just direct-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's pizza. 1109 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:09,432 Now, if you bloods would show me where I can find the master... 1110 01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:13,098 You sure the master ordered this pizza? 1111 01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,685 The man himself. 1112 01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:19,946 You're going to release his beast if it gets cold out here. 1113 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,698 Buddy, I'm gonna rip your face off. 1114 01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:26,031 - No, no. Wait, wait, wait! It's okay. - "Okay"? 1115 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,739 You the same fool that came dressed as a coolie? 1116 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:32,659 No, no, no. We all just look alike. 1117 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:35,203 My man. Brother. 1118 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,757 Yo, bro! 1119 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:46,389 My man, the master, he split, you know? 1120 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,595 - Split? - Yeah, he's not here. 1121 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,681 So why don't you chill out with us? 1122 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:53,722 Smoke a little herb. Sip a little wine, huh? 1123 01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,983 Oh, no, I had too much already. 1124 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:59,109 Soul brother! 1125 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:00,941 - Soul brother! - All right. 1126 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:03,276 You know how to shoot craps? 1127 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,282 - Craps? - Craps! 1128 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,409 Craps! 1129 01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:10,613 Oh, yeah, craps. 1130 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,828 All right! 1131 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:14,242 Right on! 1132 01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:17,211 Mr. Leroy? 1133 01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:23,751 Mr. Leroy? 1134 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:29,473 Are you in here? 1135 01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:32,931 - Yah! - Aaah! 1136 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:38,023 Sorry, miss, I didn't mean to scare you that bad. 1137 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,059 Oh, that's all right. 1138 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,611 Is Mr. Leroy here? 1139 01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:47,024 No, he's not here, but... 1140 01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:50,035 how about something in a medium-sized Oriental? 1141 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,322 No, thanks. Ha-ha. 1142 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,831 I'm not Jewish. 1143 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:55,866 Oh... 1144 01:14:58,369 --> 01:15:00,588 Wow. Oh. 1145 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:03,215 Is this where he does all that stuff? 1146 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,376 Oh, yeah, I do it too. 1147 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:13,635 Oh! Ha-ha-ha. Oh, that's really wonderful! 1148 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,012 YEP- 1149 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:20,191 Well, you see, I'm on my way back to... 1150 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:22,602 - ...Kew Gardens. - Oh. 1151 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:35,032 You gotta tell Mr. Leroy that... 1152 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:38,869 he better stay away from Seventh Heaven. 1153 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:41,211 Why? 1154 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:48,253 Because of my former producer, associate... 1155 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:52,807 and boyfriend, Eddie Arkadian. 1156 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,432 He's gone crazy. 1157 01:15:57,595 --> 01:15:59,222 Tonight's show is conceived... 1158 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:03,143 written, produced, directed and starring... 1159 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:05,403 Eddie Arkadian! 1160 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:09,407 Tonight, we make show-biz history... 1161 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,784 my way! 1162 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:16,618 Whoo-hoo! 1163 01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:22,538 We're getting funky to the smooth, cool sounds of Fast Eddie A! 1164 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:27,500 ♪ I want you, I need you ♪ 1165 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:30,670 ♪ I love you I'm giving you everything ♪ 1166 01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:33,214 ♪ I crumble at your touch and ♪ 1167 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:35,140 What's that? 1168 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,138 Fire. 1169 01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:40,472 ♪ You've got me Burning hot with desire ♪ 1170 01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:45,601 ♪ I feel my temperature rising higher ♪ 1171 01:16:46,977 --> 01:16:48,604 ♪ Higher and higher ♪ 1172 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:50,899 ♪ And, baby, fire ♪ 1173 01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:53,944 ♪ Keep the flame Burning love ♪ 1174 01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:56,366 Who is she? 1175 01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:57,951 Charlene. 1176 01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:03,335 ♪ I feel the passion in my soul ♪ 1177 01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:05,087 She got a manager? 1178 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,506 I don't know. 1179 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:11,294 Fire! Whoo! 1180 01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:15,841 This is sure one strange game of craps, soul brother. 1181 01:17:16,006 --> 01:17:17,849 Hey. 1182 01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:19,760 This is how we play in Harlem. 1183 01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:22,305 You want to play like soul brother number-one? 1184 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,190 - Yeah! Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1185 01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:28,944 - You play like this. - All right, I'm sorry. 1186 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:30,696 Now it is your turn. 1187 01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:32,823 - Do not step on the line. - Right. 1188 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:34,655 My man. 1189 01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:37,778 Right on. 1190 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,327 - Nine. - That's nine. 1191 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:43,038 Two, three, five. Right? 1192 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:46,579 Turkey! 1193 01:17:46,745 --> 01:17:49,794 - Oh, shit. - You turkey. 1194 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:52,051 What time is it? 1195 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,926 - Where is the master? - "Master"? Heh, heh. 1196 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:59,558 Looks like my man forgot about his pizza. 1197 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:02,307 - I must see him now. - No, no, no. 1198 01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:05,643 The wise one never sees nobody. 1199 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,767 He will see me. 1200 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:10,186 - I have this. - What you got? 1201 01:18:10,477 --> 01:18:12,900 Whoo! Hey, check this out! 1202 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,900 It's nice. I like that. 1203 01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:23,790 Okay, here, come with me. 1204 01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:25,371 I will see him now? 1205 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,912 - Yeah, come on. Sure. - Yeah. 1206 01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,965 Just wait here. 1207 01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:51,902 Where is the master?! 1208 01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:53,737 I want to see him now! 1209 01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:56,570 Please, please, please! There is no master! 1210 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,109 - You lie! - No, it's true! 1211 01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,573 We made him up to sell more fortune cookies! 1212 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:02,033 - Tell him! - It's true. 1213 01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:05,370 - Please! I'll show you! - Show him. 1214 01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:08,251 - Over here. I'll show you. - Yeah, show him! 1215 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:10,538 Show him, show him! 1216 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,339 This is Sum Dum Goy. 1217 01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:41,861 Why?! Why, master? 1218 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:45,991 Why have you sent me on a journey to find someone who does not exist? 1219 01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:47,453 Why? 1220 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:51,496 So you have not found the master that you seek. 1221 01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:54,461 There is no Sum Dum Goy. 1222 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,126 He is a computer. 1223 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:01,430 Why have you done this to me? 1224 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,019 Here. 1225 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:17,654 It contains everything you need... 1226 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,111 to find your way to the golden glow. 1227 01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:31,501 Think, Leroy. 1228 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:34,834 You have just opened a fortune cookie without a fortune... 1229 01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:37,716 written by a master who does not exist... 1230 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,877 to find the solution to a problem... 1231 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:42,843 whose answer you already know. 1232 01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:44,848 And this? 1233 01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:49,769 You needed a charm. 1234 01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:53,432 A true master would use this to hold up his pants. 1235 01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:01,319 Enough. 1236 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:05,657 There is one place that you have not yet looked. 1237 01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:08,572 And it is there, only there... 1238 01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:11,868 that you shall find the master. 1239 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:17,336 Now, if you will excuse me, my plane leaves shortly. 1240 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:22,177 You are going on a quest for knowledge? 1241 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:26,473 No, I'm going to visit my mother in Miami. 1242 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:31,808 Leroy! Leroy! 1243 01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:34,439 Are you actually gonna fight them? 1244 01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:37,977 Well, you... You can't be serious! 1245 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:43,400 Leroy, I never would've told you if I thought you'd actually go there. 1246 01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:45,905 Oh, what are you, nuts? 1247 01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:49,705 You're not going all alone, are you? 1248 01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:51,285 Are you? 1249 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:54,626 All right, then. Then I'm going with you. 1250 01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:57,083 If you go, I go! 1251 01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,873 Okay. 1252 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:02,175 Okay? 1253 01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:05,262 Do you plan to fight with only your bare hands? 1254 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,094 Do you not need a weapon? 1255 01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:09,805 Weapon, right! Uh... 1256 01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:13,103 Hey! Hey, Leroy! 1257 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:15,811 What are you doing? This isn't funny, Leroy! 1258 01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,226 Johnny, I am sorry. 1259 01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:20,440 I must do this alone. 1260 01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:23,481 Leroy? Leroy, come back here! 1261 01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,945 Leroy, come back here! 1262 01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:29,658 Leroy! I'm afraid of the dark! 1263 01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:32,611 ♪ 'Cause I've got an upset stomach ♪ 1264 01:22:32,739 --> 01:22:34,161 ♪ From a broken heart ♪ 1265 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:37,498 ♪ A tear stained pillow From my crying eyes ♪ 1266 01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:42,667 ♪ A migraine headache That just won't go away ♪ 1267 01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:44,881 Ah... 1268 01:22:45,043 --> 01:22:47,967 ♪ 'Cause I've got an upset stomach From a broken heart ♪ 1269 01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:49,640 Leroy. 1270 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,142 Leroy! Leroy! 1271 01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:53,473 Right, boss. 1272 01:23:06,231 --> 01:23:08,108 Oh! Come on! 1273 01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:11,324 The key. Wait. Okay! 1274 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,990 Put the key in the latch and turn it! 1275 01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:16,704 - Okay, I'm trying! - Well, try harder! 1276 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,494 Okay! 1277 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:21,960 - Okay, you can come out now! - Ah! 1278 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:23,583 Come on, let's go! 1279 01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:27,219 Where are we going? We already missed the second show. 1280 01:23:27,377 --> 01:23:29,630 - Would you just come on? - Okay! 1281 01:23:55,197 --> 01:23:57,325 Leroy! 1282 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:00,919 Leroy! 1283 01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:10,596 Welcome... 1284 01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:15,351 to my little party in your honor, Leroy. 1285 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:23,025 The guest list has been compiled... 1286 01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:26,312 so that you go out in style. 1287 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:36,538 You don't mind if my friends introduce themselves, do you, Leroy? 1288 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:40,535 Then let the games... 1289 01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:42,920 “begin! 1290 01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:58,135 Bravo, Leroy! 1291 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:01,306 I'm gonna whack this guy and get it over with now! 1292 01:25:01,471 --> 01:25:02,814 Give me that thing! 1293 01:25:02,973 --> 01:25:05,817 Goddamn it, take that off! I said, take it off! 1294 01:25:05,976 --> 01:25:09,446 You gotta ruin everything! The time, money, the energy I've spent! 1295 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:12,108 Get it off! Get the broad! 1296 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,035 Attaboy, Leroy! 1297 01:25:15,193 --> 01:25:17,366 You're a bunch of wusses, you know that'? 1298 01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:20,077 - Wah! - More volume! 1299 01:25:25,537 --> 01:25:27,915 Ha-ha-ha. All right! 1300 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,468 Way to go, Goliath! 1301 01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:42,145 Go for it, boys! Give him a lick! 1302 01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,446 ♪ Inside you♪ 1303 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:57,119 ♪ For you can bring the power To survive your darkest hour ♪ 1304 01:25:57,277 --> 01:26:02,124 ♪ 'Cause you are a dragon ♪ 1305 01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:16,755 Go, Johnny! 1306 01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:26,268 Come on! Will you make it interesting? 1307 01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:30,026 Good! That's one for you! 1308 01:26:31,728 --> 01:26:33,605 Johnny! Are you all right? 1309 01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:36,909 Oh, shit! 1310 01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,874 - Come on! Come on, young buck! - Who, me? 1311 01:26:54,876 --> 01:26:56,093 Johnny! 1312 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:58,756 Come on, you miserable slob! 1313 01:26:58,922 --> 01:27:00,390 God, what a slug! 1314 01:27:32,748 --> 01:27:34,921 You got it, Johnny! 1315 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:53,484 Move out. Come on. Plan B. Let's go! Move out! Come on. 1316 01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:56,404 Let's get the hell out of here! 1317 01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:57,780 Go, 90- go- 1318 01:27:57,939 --> 01:28:00,112 - Come on, will you? - Move it. Move! 1319 01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:03,324 Come on. 1320 01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:13,755 Leroy! 1321 01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:15,632 This way! 1322 01:29:08,927 --> 01:29:10,429 Hey, Leroy! 1323 01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,439 That was almost worth the price of admission in there! 1324 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:17,319 And to think, the featured act is yet to come! 1325 01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:20,739 Come on, Leroy! 1326 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:37,752 Psst! Bozo, you go that way. Just go. 1327 01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:39,924 Come on, come on. 1328 01:30:12,282 --> 01:30:13,534 Holy shit. 1329 01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:17,671 Let her go, or next time I will not miss. 1330 01:30:22,626 --> 01:30:25,470 Next time, I won't miss either! 1331 01:30:31,843 --> 01:30:33,641 Got you now, you little punk. 1332 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,115 You'll never use that again! 1333 01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:52,622 Ow! 1334 01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:59,587 - Come on. - Leroy! Let me go! 1335 01:30:59,746 --> 01:31:01,293 - Get off me! - Leroy! 1336 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:02,833 Let him go. 1337 01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:04,797 Anything you say! 1338 01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:08,967 Richie. 1339 01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:33,655 Richie. 1340 01:31:34,864 --> 01:31:35,911 Richie. 1341 01:31:36,074 --> 01:31:37,200 Let me at him. 1342 01:31:37,367 --> 01:31:40,587 - Let me at him. I'll save you, Laura! - Are you all right? 1343 01:31:42,831 --> 01:31:45,050 Of course I'm all right. 1344 01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:49,721 I gotta save Laura. 1345 01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:52,348 You are not going anywhere. 1346 01:31:53,717 --> 01:31:55,139 - Leroy, I wanna help! - No. 1347 01:31:55,301 --> 01:31:58,680 - I've got to save Laura! - You'll be safe here. 1348 01:31:58,847 --> 01:32:01,691 Leroy, I gotta save Laura! 1349 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:05,070 I was doing all right till the guy got the drop on me! 1350 01:32:05,228 --> 01:32:06,650 Leroy! 1351 01:32:06,813 --> 01:32:09,612 Leroy! Come on, man! 1352 01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:11,242 Leroy! 1353 01:32:11,401 --> 01:32:14,029 You warmed up yet? 1354 01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:19,622 Yeah. 1355 01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:22,162 Come on, Leroy, let me out! 1356 01:32:22,328 --> 01:32:24,126 Leroy! 1357 01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:25,882 Be careful. 1358 01:32:27,584 --> 01:32:31,634 There's nothing like this on stage, screen, radio, TV, or cable, baby! 1359 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:33,173 This is an exclusive! 1360 01:32:55,403 --> 01:32:58,122 Get him, get him! Come on, hit him! 1361 01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:02,372 There, nigga, please! 1362 01:33:08,374 --> 01:33:10,718 Duck, Leroy! You can't do that to my brother! 1363 01:33:10,877 --> 01:33:12,299 - Get him, Leroy! - Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 1364 01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:17,676 That's the way! Get him, Leroy! Get him! 1365 01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:29,605 All right, come on. 1366 01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:42,618 Stings a little, don't it? 1367 01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,435 Come on, Leroy. 1368 01:34:00,593 --> 01:34:02,470 You can run, but you can't hide. 1369 01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:07,358 Mm-hm. 1370 01:34:37,547 --> 01:34:38,924 Leroy! 1371 01:35:00,987 --> 01:35:02,239 Yeah. 1372 01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:07,919 Playtime's over, boy. 1373 01:35:12,207 --> 01:35:14,005 ♪ Take life one day at a time ♪ 1374 01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:15,919 Yeah. 1375 01:35:19,464 --> 01:35:23,014 ♪ That's what a wise man said to me ♪. 1376 01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:26,438 Ain't this beautiful, huh? I love it. I love it. 1377 01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:27,939 This is theater! 1378 01:35:33,895 --> 01:35:37,775 ♪ Is the ultimate test for you and me ♪ 1379 01:35:44,656 --> 01:35:46,158 Now... 1380 01:35:46,324 --> 01:35:48,201 when I say: 1381 01:35:48,368 --> 01:35:50,666 "Who's the master?"... 1382 01:35:50,828 --> 01:35:52,751 You say. 1383 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,258 "Sho'nuff." 1384 01:35:58,002 --> 01:36:00,130 Who's the master? 1385 01:36:10,431 --> 01:36:13,935 ♪ It's time to leave the nest Where you were born ♪ 1386 01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:16,817 We need a better view. Come on, ringside seats! 1387 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:29,243 ♪ There's a glow deep inside you An inner strength' ♪ 1388 01:36:29,450 --> 01:36:33,205 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 1389 01:36:35,832 --> 01:36:38,210 Who is the master, huh? 1390 01:36:38,626 --> 01:36:40,253 Huh? 1391 01:36:43,923 --> 01:36:45,675 Wait a minute, sweetheart! Wait. 1392 01:36:50,722 --> 01:36:52,395 I love you. You stay here. 1393 01:36:52,932 --> 01:36:56,106 Who's the master?! 1394 01:36:56,269 --> 01:36:57,737 I can't hear you, Leroy! 1395 01:36:57,895 --> 01:37:00,865 Drown him, for chrissake! Will you drown him?! 1396 01:37:03,693 --> 01:37:06,617 Who is the master?! 1397 01:37:09,615 --> 01:37:11,663 I said, who's the master?! 1398 01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:15,710 I can't hear you. 1399 01:37:15,872 --> 01:37:18,625 Who is the master?! 1400 01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:25,299 There is one place that you have not looked. 1401 01:37:25,465 --> 01:37:28,719 And it is there, only there... 1402 01:37:28,885 --> 01:37:31,638 that you shall find the master. 1403 01:37:31,804 --> 01:37:33,932 You sure look like a master to me. 1404 01:37:39,270 --> 01:37:42,945 All right, Leroy, who's the one and only master? 1405 01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:44,154 I am. 1406 01:37:47,236 --> 01:37:49,534 - No! - I am. 1407 01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:52,083 What the...? 1408 01:37:52,867 --> 01:37:53,993 Oh, shit! 1409 01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:57,706 Oh. Goddamn! 1410 01:37:57,872 --> 01:37:59,670 - Let me go! Let me go! - Ha-ha-ha. 1411 01:38:04,796 --> 01:38:09,267 ♪ The journey now before you ls the final test ♪ 1412 01:38:09,425 --> 01:38:11,393 ♪ You've learned your lesson well ♪ 1413 01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:13,562 Holy shit. 1414 01:38:13,763 --> 01:38:15,606 ♪ I can teach you no more ♪ 1415 01:38:20,144 --> 01:38:22,397 ♪ There's a power deep inside you ♪ 1416 01:38:22,605 --> 01:38:24,357 Okay, come on. 1417 01:38:24,565 --> 01:38:26,317 ♪ You'll find in time of need ♪ 1418 01:38:34,158 --> 01:38:37,412 ♪ You are the Last Dragon ♪ 1419 01:38:37,578 --> 01:38:41,424 ♪ You possess the power of the glow ♪ 1420 01:38:48,464 --> 01:38:51,388 ♪ You are the Last Dragon ♪ 1421 01:38:51,551 --> 01:38:56,148 ♪ You posess the power of the glow ♪ 1422 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:06,320 ♪ You are the Last Dragon ♪ 1423 01:39:06,482 --> 01:39:10,783 ♪ You posess the power of the glow ♪ 1424 01:39:17,368 --> 01:39:20,292 ♪ You are the Last Dragon ♪ 1425 01:39:20,455 --> 01:39:23,755 ♪ You posess the power of the glow ♪ 1426 01:39:25,793 --> 01:39:27,386 I applaud you, Leroy. 1427 01:39:27,545 --> 01:39:29,218 That's a great finish. 1428 01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:32,259 Not the ending I had in mind, but it's a great finish. 1429 01:39:32,425 --> 01:39:35,645 You see, a .45 will put an end to all this kung fu crap. 1430 01:39:36,512 --> 01:39:39,186 All it takes is one little bullet. 1431 01:39:39,348 --> 01:39:41,567 So take your final bows, scum sucker. 1432 01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:50,113 - Leroy! - Oh, my God, no! 1433 01:40:18,804 --> 01:40:21,148 ♪ You are, you are ♪. 1434 01:40:21,307 --> 01:40:25,983 - Whoa! - Get on him, Leroy! Go, Leroy! 1435 01:40:26,145 --> 01:40:28,694 Get him, Leroy! Get him! 1436 01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:30,574 Drown that sucker! 1437 01:40:30,733 --> 01:40:32,735 What?! No! Oh, God, no! 1438 01:40:32,902 --> 01:40:35,621 - All right! - No, wait! No! Jesus! No, listen! 1439 01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:39,034 I've never seen anything like that. I mean anything. No, wait! 1440 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:40,702 Listen, we can make a deal! 1441 01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:43,246 We could make money! You get foreign rights... 1442 01:40:43,412 --> 01:40:45,289 I'll take domestic. What do you say? Wait. 1443 01:40:46,624 --> 01:40:48,251 You can have both, foreign and domestic! 1444 01:40:48,417 --> 01:40:49,964 Just give me a finder's fee! 1445 01:40:50,127 --> 01:40:52,095 Okay, all right, no finder's fee. 1446 01:40:52,255 --> 01:40:53,757 You can have the whole thing! 1447 01:40:53,923 --> 01:40:56,676 Let me pass. We've got a television show to do. 1448 01:40:57,635 --> 01:41:00,184 - Excuse me. - Laura, where have you been? 1449 01:41:00,346 --> 01:41:02,895 We've been looking all over for you. You're late. 1450 01:41:03,057 --> 01:41:04,809 How can I have her ready on time? 1451 01:41:04,976 --> 01:41:06,819 Look at you. You're a mess. 1452 01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:09,572 I don't have the right tools with me. 1453 01:41:09,730 --> 01:41:11,653 Richie. Where'd he go? 1454 01:41:11,816 --> 01:41:13,784 Where have you guys been?! 1455 01:41:13,943 --> 01:41:15,911 Listen, I'd like to report a mugging. 1456 01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:19,324 My friend and I, Mr. Nuff, we were minding our own business. 1457 01:41:19,490 --> 01:41:21,788 We were assaulted by these hoodlums! 1458 01:41:21,951 --> 01:41:23,703 We're lucky to be alive! 1459 01:41:23,869 --> 01:41:26,964 Save it, Arkadian! You're going up for good this time! 1460 01:41:27,873 --> 01:41:29,033 Never! Come on. 1461 01:41:29,166 --> 01:41:30,713 You're due in the studio. Let's go. 1462 01:41:30,876 --> 01:41:33,755 ♪ That you need the glow You need the glow, the glow to grow ♪ 1463 01:41:33,921 --> 01:41:37,425 ♪ If you love to live, you live to love You got to move to the upper level ♪ 1464 01:41:37,592 --> 01:41:38,913 ♪ 'Cause when you got the glow ♪ 1465 01:41:39,010 --> 01:41:42,435 ♪ There ain't no stopping What you want to do ♪ 1466 01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:54,946 ♪ To reach that upper level ♪ 1467 01:41:55,109 --> 01:41:59,410 ♪ Your mind, body and soul Must be one ♪ 1468 01:42:00,364 --> 01:42:04,164 ♪ It's a sacrifice it takes hard work ♪ 1469 01:42:04,327 --> 01:42:08,002 ♪ It's a way of life ♪ 1470 01:42:08,164 --> 01:42:10,462 ♪ When you got the glow ♪ 1471 01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:14,346 ♪ You feel the one When you got the glow ♪ 1472 01:42:14,503 --> 01:42:17,723 ♪ Your body's gold So don't let go ♪ 1473 01:42:17,882 --> 01:42:22,012 ♪ Of the power of elevation ♪ 1474 01:42:22,511 --> 01:42:23,512 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1475 01:42:23,971 --> 01:42:25,268 Ready for commercial. 1476 01:42:26,932 --> 01:42:30,152 ♪ Shine on ♪ 1477 01:42:30,519 --> 01:42:32,396 Could you teach me some moves?! 1478 01:42:39,987 --> 01:42:42,160 Yo, man, check out the cornball! 1479 01:42:42,323 --> 01:42:43,870 He ain't no cornball! 1480 01:42:44,033 --> 01:42:47,833 He's my brother and he's the master. 1481 01:42:57,380 --> 01:42:59,803 ♪ How you please me ♪ 1482 01:43:00,675 --> 01:43:07,024 ♪ I think that this might be What I've been dreamin' of♪ 1483 01:43:07,556 --> 01:43:13,609 ♪ I don't know what it is But people call it love ♪ 1484 01:43:14,438 --> 01:43:20,195 ♪ I wonder if they really know ♪ 1485 01:43:20,820 --> 01:43:27,078 ♪ Did you do this just to please me? ♪ 1486 01:43:28,119 --> 01:43:34,877 ♪ I never knew that anything Could feel so good ♪ 1487 01:43:35,042 --> 01:43:38,091 ♪ I guess I've wasted lots of time ♪ 1488 01:43:38,254 --> 01:43:41,599 ♪ And if I could ♪ 1489 01:43:41,757 --> 01:43:47,639 ♪ I'd spend it all again with you ♪ 1490 01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:55,814 ♪ I love you Love you ♪ 1491 01:43:55,980 --> 01:44:02,704 ♪ For all the ways you taught me How to be myself ♪ 1492 01:44:02,862 --> 01:44:09,495 ♪ For all the ways you made it clear That no one else ♪ 1493 01:44:09,660 --> 01:44:16,088 ♪ Can touch me quite the way you do ♪ 1494 01:44:16,250 --> 01:44:23,054 ♪ Like my first time on a Ferris wheel ♪ 1495 01:44:24,383 --> 01:44:31,062 ♪ The view from up here ls so clear and real ♪ 1496 01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:37,947 ♪ The sense of falling fast is all that I can feel ♪ 1497 01:44:38,105 --> 01:44:44,078 ♪ And yet I want to keep on flying ♪ 1498 01:44:44,236 --> 01:44:51,085 ♪ Now I see how lonely I have been ♪ 1499 01:44:51,827 --> 01:44:58,551 ♪ All that I needed Was a lover who's a friend ♪ 1500 01:44:58,709 --> 01:45:05,467 ♪ Your eyes can help me Find the answers within ♪ 1501 01:45:05,633 --> 01:45:10,810 ♪ The light of truth is in there shining ♪ 1502 01:45:12,389 --> 01:45:15,484 ♪ Inside you That's where the script begins ♪ 1503 01:45:15,643 --> 01:45:19,238 ♪ Inside you That's where the film has been ♪ 1504 01:45:19,396 --> 01:45:23,117 ♪ For you can bring the power To survive your darkest hour ♪ 1505 01:45:23,275 --> 01:45:28,452 ♪ 'Cause you are a dragon ♪ 1506 01:45:30,449 --> 01:45:32,451 ♪ You're a dragon ♪ 1507 01:45:34,328 --> 01:45:36,422 ♪ You'll survive it ♪ 1508 01:45:36,580 --> 01:45:38,173 ♪ You'll survive ♪ 1509 01:45:38,332 --> 01:45:40,130 ♪ You're a dragon ♪ 1510 01:45:42,670 --> 01:45:46,345 ♪ When you got the glow You feel the one ♪ 1511 01:45:46,507 --> 01:45:49,932 ♪ When you got the glow Your body's gold ♪ 1512 01:45:50,094 --> 01:45:52,017 ♪ So don't let go ♪ 1513 01:45:52,179 --> 01:45:57,185 ♪ Of the power of elevation ♪ 1514 01:45:58,185 --> 01:46:00,358 ♪ 'Cause when you got the glow When you got the glow ♪ 1515 01:46:00,521 --> 01:46:02,239 ♪ Everybody know And I'm friend and foe ♪ 1516 01:46:02,398 --> 01:46:04,038 ♪ They'll all beware They'll ail beware ♪ 1517 01:46:04,149 --> 01:46:06,109 ♪ 'Cause they know That you got the power there ♪ 1518 01:46:06,235 --> 01:46:08,115 ♪ When you got the glow When you got the glow ♪ 1519 01:46:08,237 --> 01:46:09,917 ♪ They'll all beware, they'll all beware ♪ 1520 01:46:10,072 --> 01:46:11,272 ♪ 'Cause they know, they know♪ 1521 01:46:11,407 --> 01:46:13,409 ♪ They know, they know You got the glow, the glow ♪ 1522 01:46:14,743 --> 01:46:18,213 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night Dance until the morning light ♪ 1523 01:46:18,372 --> 01:46:22,377 ♪ Forget about the worries on your mind You can leave them ali behind ♪ 1524 01:46:22,543 --> 01:46:26,719 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night Dance until the morning light ♪ 1525 01:46:26,881 --> 01:46:29,350 ♪ Forget about the worries On your mind ♪ 1526 01:46:30,968 --> 01:46:33,096 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night ♪ 1527 01:46:35,222 --> 01:46:37,190 ♪ Forget about the worries On your mind ♪ 1528 01:46:39,184 --> 01:46:41,232 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night ♪ 1529 01:46:43,522 --> 01:46:45,570 ♪ Forget about the worries On your mind ♪ 1530 01:46:48,110 --> 01:46:52,331 ♪ The journey now before you ls the final test♪ 1531 01:46:52,489 --> 01:46:55,834 ♪ You've learned your lesson well ♪ 1532 01:46:55,993 --> 01:46:58,963 ♪ I can teach you no more ♪ 1533 01:47:02,207 --> 01:47:06,587 ♪ There's a power deep inside you An inner strength ♪ 1534 01:47:06,754 --> 01:47:10,224 ♪ You'll find in time of need ♪ 1535 01:47:10,382 --> 01:47:13,226 ♪ The glow ♪ 1536 01:47:16,805 --> 01:47:19,729 ♪ You are the Last Dragon ♪ 1537 01:47:19,892 --> 01:47:25,945 ♪ You posess the power of the glow ♪ 1538 01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:34,290 ♪ You are the Last Dragon ♪ 1539 01:47:34,448 --> 01:47:40,751 ♪ You posess the power of the glow ♪ 1540 01:47:44,249 --> 01:47:45,751 ♪ You are, you are ♪ 1541 01:47:45,918 --> 01:47:48,637 ♪ You are the Last Dragon ♪ 1542 01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:54,223 ♪ You posess the power of the glow ♪ 1543 01:48:00,849 --> 01:48:03,272 ♪ You are the Last Dragon ♪ 1544 01:48:03,435 --> 01:48:08,236 ♪ You posess the power of the glow ♪ 109873